[HN Gopher] Going Nuts over NIST's Standard Reference Peanut But...
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       Going Nuts over NIST's Standard Reference Peanut Butter (2016)
        
       Author : rbanffy
       Score  : 107 points
       Date   : 2025-01-24 17:38 UTC (4 days ago)
        
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 (TXT) w3m dump (www.nist.gov)
        
       | LorenDB wrote:
       | (2016)
        
       | i_v wrote:
       | NileRed has a humorous YouTube video where he bakes cookies using
       | only NIST reference ingredients. It costs something like $2000 to
       | bake a single cookie and has all the flavor of cardboard.
        
         | ZYbCRq22HbJ2y7 wrote:
         | NileBlue*
         | 
         | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crjxpZHv7Hk
        
           | skyyler wrote:
           | NileBlue is his second channel. I don't think it's incorrect
           | to call him by his main channel's name.
        
           | bagels wrote:
           | NileGreen*
           | 
           | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAU0FX1d044
        
         | markild wrote:
         | I really love the channel, but I can't help to feel that he was
         | held back by his, ehm, limited knowledge of cooking.
        
           | calmbonsai wrote:
           | Perhaps he was simply "playing it up" for the camera, but I
           | thought it was hilarious how worried he was about his cookie
           | cracking.
        
           | hatthew wrote:
           | Yeah, I would have liked to see a "control cookie" with
           | normal ingredients. I suspect it wouldn't have been much
           | better.
        
         | TheRealPomax wrote:
         | Unfortunately he had no idea how to bake, let alone bake
         | cookies, and his recipe made no sense at all. It was kind of a
         | waste of money.
        
           | sumtechguy wrote:
           | Yeah his recipe was very odd. That sort of cooking is very
           | fiddly. I rubbished a whole batch of cookies a few weeks ago
           | just by cooking them ~2 mins too long. Sweats seem to be very
           | exacting one what you need to do to make them come out
           | correctly. Other kinds of cooking you can +/- a lot of things
           | and still get something good. Sweats on the other hand. You
           | better get it 'just right'.
        
             | nkrisc wrote:
             | Cooking is art, baking is science.
        
               | vel0city wrote:
               | Can confirm. Baking by mass, cooking by eyeballing
               | amounts into the pan and constant tasting.
               | 
               | About the only time my cooking is science is candy. Every
               | degree matters, percentage matters so much, etc. A few
               | degrees means crystals are radically different.
        
               | p1necone wrote:
               | Imo both cooking and baking are "science" until you have
               | the requisite experience to mess around, then they both
               | become art. You can absolutely guess your way into a
               | great cake recipe based on feel.
               | 
               | I think the two important differences are that the
               | results of bad cooking tend to be slightly more edible
               | than the results of bad baking, so many people don't even
               | realize they can't cook. And many more people are forced
               | into cooking via necessity, so the average skill level is
               | higher.
        
               | bena wrote:
               | Having a temperature preference for steak is just that,
               | preference. Saltiness is a preference. As is most things
               | in cooking.
               | 
               | Raw dough is always raw dough. You can't fake rising,
               | etc.
               | 
               | Not to mention, if you watch cooking/baking shows, you'll
               | see just how much overlap there really is. Some
               | challenges in Masterchef involves baked goods, cakes,
               | macaroons, etc. Some challenges in the Great British
               | Baking Show involves cooking things. Either to make
               | savory pies or to make compotes or jams, etc.
        
               | bruce511 wrote:
               | I'll back you up here. While i don't do a lot of baking,
               | I've done enough over my life to get a feel for what the
               | ingredients do. I adjust enough that I think most folks
               | would describe it as "not following the recipe".
               | 
               | I will often reduce sugar, add things (cocoa, nuts and so
               | on). As an example if you add cocoa you need to add fluid
               | to compensate. More butter (or oil) leads to a "wetter"
               | crumb and so on.
               | 
               | It takes more experience than regular cooking to do this
               | though, and th feedback cycle is slower.
        
               | nkrisc wrote:
               | It's certainly true that there is plenty of science in
               | cooking and plenty of art in baking. My comment is very
               | reductive.
               | 
               | That said, cooking is generally far more forgiving that
               | baking. If you put some amount of chicken in an oven set
               | to a temperature of "very hot", you'll eventually have
               | cooked chicken.
               | 
               | If you mix some amount of flour, water, and yeast, let it
               | sit for some amount of time, and then put it in a "very
               | hot" oven, you're unlikely to end up with what anyone
               | would call "bread". It may not even really be that edible
               | unless you were to grind it back into a power and mix it
               | with water.
        
           | dylan604 wrote:
           | > It was kind of a waste of money.
           | 
           | Isn't that the entire point of everything done? Crazy wild
           | ass things nobody in their right mind would try, but getting
           | to watch someone else do it drives those views.
        
             | TheRealPomax wrote:
             | Usually the expectation is that this someone knows what
             | they're doing, and it was weird how in this particular
             | video that just didn't apply, at all. It was like watching
             | him do chemistry video without having any idea what amounts
             | of base chemicals to use or what steps to follow and just
             | making it up in order to conclude "this doesn't work, the
             | base chemicals are clearly bad" at the end of it =)
        
         | buildsjets wrote:
         | If you are baking cookies using standard reference ingredients,
         | you had best be using a standard reference recipe.
         | 
         | https://www.dla.mil/Portals/104/Documents/TroopSupport/Subsi...
         | 
         | If you please, I request Type III, Style D, shape (d). Low-fat
         | sugar cookies in patriotic shapes, including but not limited to
         | Uncle Sam, Bald Eagle, Torch of Liberty, Letters "USA",
         | American Flag, Statue of Liberty, etc.
        
           | emchammer wrote:
           | I'll settle for an ANSI standard pizza and an ISO standard
           | cup of tea.
        
         | UncleMeat wrote:
         | He makes a big deal of the cookie being pure, like the
         | ingredients he is using are superior to ordinary ingredients.
         | But they aren't. They are reference ingredients, merely
         | intended to be _precise_ rather than pure. You can buy human
         | waste from NIST too.
         | 
         | The reference flour is like a decade old. Not exactly optimal
         | for actual baking.
        
       | workmandan wrote:
       | Dharma Initiative Peanut Butter
        
       | ycombiredd wrote:
       | Relevant SRM #2387 use case
       | https://github.com/scottvr/PBVD?tab=readme-ov-file#future-ex...
       | 
       | The PB is ~1/3 of the entire materials cost. ;-)
       | 
       | From the BOM:
       | 
       | ...                 NIST Standard Peanut Butter 1 jar $150 $150
       | Laser Safety Goggles 1 pair $25 $25       Total Estimated Cost -
       | - $520
        
       | JimDabell wrote:
       | Along similar lines, the British Standards Institution has
       | defined BS 6008:1980, which is the standard reference cup of tea.
       | ISO has adopted this as ISO 3103.
       | 
       | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_3103
       | 
       | Along with it being Peanut Butter Day, it is also Tea Day! This
       | is not as much of a coincidence as it might first appear though,
       | since every day is Tea Day.
        
         | automatic6131 wrote:
         | Wait wait wait, milk in before the tea? That's not right.
        
           | Aloha wrote:
           | It can be either!
           | 
           | * If the test involves milk, then it is added to the bowl
           | before pouring the infused tea into it, unless that is
           | contrary to the organisation's normal practice.
           | 
           | * If milk is added after the pouring of tea, the standard
           | notes that best results are obtained when the liquid is
           | between 65 and 80 degC
           | 
           | My _organization_ tends to prefer milk after, But I 'm a
           | silly yank who has lots of wrong opinions on a great deal of
           | things (or so I've been told).
        
             | genewitch wrote:
             | As an American I think it depends on how the tea is made. I
             | have a kettle, but I steep in a tea cup rather than another
             | dish to wash. So by standards of decorum I put milk after
             | the tea bags are removed.
             | 
             | I put cream at the bottom of coffee cups before the machine
             | puts coffee in about half the time, though. I have a lot of
             | family in Britain.
        
           | s0rce wrote:
           | Milk before tea reduces thermal shock on fragile fine china
           | tea cups
        
           | numpad0 wrote:
           | Regurgitating web crawl dataset: it's not the best way to
           | brew any tea, just a standardized method used for
           | evaluation/quality control purposes. It helps supply chain
           | workers to notice molds early and to price tea leafs.
        
       | munchler wrote:
       | > Food manufacturers use the SRMs to calibrate their test methods
       | and equipment.
       | 
       | So we trust them to self-report their nutrition labels, rather
       | than having an unbiased lab perform the test? That seems
       | problematic.
        
         | repeekad wrote:
         | If they lie then it's a lawsuit, and the tax dollars and waste
         | that would go into a centralized solution like you want would
         | be eye watering
        
           | dooglius wrote:
           | How is there going to be a lawsuit if there is no independent
           | test?
        
             | calmbonsai wrote:
             | If there's sufficient backing and motivation due to
             | say...another impeding lawsuit, there most definitely will
             | be, not just one, but a handful of "independent tests" each
             | backed by the plaintiff and the defendant.
        
           | TimTheTinker wrote:
           | Relying on potential lawsuits alone to ensure compliance with
           | complex requirements is irresponsible.
           | 
           | That's like saying that the customers and shareholders of a
           | given company are sufficient because they can sue, and
           | therefore financial audits of the company are unnecessary.
           | 
           | The solution doesn't have to be a heavyweight centralized
           | agency, either. Simply requiring periodic tests by an
           | independent, licensed third party (just like financial
           | auditors) should be sufficient.
        
             | cogman10 wrote:
             | We do this for meet and it's done wonders for the quality
             | of products that fall under the USDA.
             | 
             | The FDA is technically in charge of the doing these
             | inspections for stuff that doesn't fall under the USDA, but
             | they are fully captured doing the D in FDA and not the F.
             | 
             | It'd make sense to move that responsibility out of the FDA
             | and into the USDA to form a new food focused agency. It'd
             | also make sense to regulate supplements, but there's a lot
             | of monied interests that don't want more/better oversight
             | so good luck seeing that happen.
             | 
             | At a minimum, consumers should be reasonably confident that
             | what's on the label is in the package. That's not really
             | true for supplements.
        
               | dylan604 wrote:
               | > We do this for meet and it's done wonders for the
               | quality of products that fall under the USDA.
               | 
               | Sometimes typos are just fun. Could you imagine if
               | everyone of your meetings had to follow strict FDA
               | guidelines? Not sure if that would improve or worsen the
               | typical meeting experience. Maybe a chart on the meeting
               | invite like calories/sugars/etc that would indicate the
               | type of meeting. If the sugars are too high, it will be
               | one of those meetings where everything is super positive
               | and sickening to sit through. A high protein value could
               | indicate there will be actual useful information in the
               | meeting.
        
             | coldpie wrote:
             | There's lots of competition in food manufacturing. Your
             | competitors would likely suggest an investigation if your
             | company started selling something like 10cal/Tb butter. If
             | your swindling falls under the threshold of notice, then
             | honestly you're probably within the fairly generous
             | acceptable error bars anyway.
        
         | sparky_z wrote:
         | I don't know the answer, but this doesn't seem to tell us one
         | way or the other. Even if there is independent lab testing for
         | the final certification, it would be crazy for the company to
         | not perform their own testing many many more times during the
         | R&D process.
         | 
         | I have a friend who does mass spectroscopy testing to measure
         | volatile chemical emissions from consumer goods. They don't do
         | final certification testing for the relevant government agency,
         | but they are contracted by the companies themselves to provide
         | continuous testing services as the products are being developed
         | and manufacturing processes are being dialed in. Once they have
         | a finished product, it's sent to a government lab (or
         | independent contractor, I'm not sure) for final certification.
        
         | advisedwang wrote:
         | Yeah basically. There's pretty wide margins allowed on the
         | accuracy too AND in practice major mistakes in labeling happen.
         | But unlike allergens, even quite significant errors usually
         | don't result in serious consequences, so the cost, development
         | delays and other side effects of really strong enforcement
         | aren't really that worthwhile.
        
         | bombcar wrote:
         | Wait until you read up how the FAA certifies planes!
        
         | beowulfey wrote:
         | There are audits, and lying can result in fines. But yes, as
         | with most regulations businesses are expected to follow them
         | but they can _not_ follow them at the risk of repercussions.
        
       | 0xC0ncord wrote:
       | Veritasium has a great video[1] on NIST's Standard Reference
       | Materials including their peanut butter. It talks about some of
       | the other aspects of NIST's business in selling these items,
       | their history, why they exist, and some of the other interesting
       | ones like their standard reference cigarettes.
       | 
       | [1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esQyYGezS7c
        
       | buildsjets wrote:
       | There's also NIST 1196a, "Standard Cigarette". As a friend said,
       | I bet they taste like drywall and taxes.
       | 
       | https://www.nist.gov/image/cigarettes-lab
       | 
       | https://www.nist.gov/fire/history/standard-reference-cigaret...
        
         | TheJoeMan wrote:
         | There's many mandatory flammability tests for upholstery in the
         | US related to cigarette ignition and spread. I wonder what
         | would happen if cigarettes were fully banned, would we keep the
         | test method?
        
           | bell-cot wrote:
           | [Cuba Libre Cigar Co. stands by, ready to assist]
        
           | parsimo2010 wrote:
           | I imagine that the tests wouldn't go away completely, they
           | might just be modified to make sure that a faulty Juul or
           | other vape box doesn't cause them to burn. But probably
           | nothing would change for several years, because just because
           | you outlaw cigarettes that doesn't mean people are going to
           | quit overnight.
           | 
           | And then if you outlawed vapes then I'm sure there's still
           | some other fire hazard to worry about and they would modify
           | the tests again.
        
             | potato3732842 wrote:
             | Hopefully they're rolled back to sane levels. Clothing
             | flammability tests/requirements were more or less an
             | overkill response to a moral panic in the 1970s when the
             | media took and ran with some questionable stories about
             | flammable kids clothing and whatnot. Furniture and drapery
             | are/were of legitimate concern but as we all know it's
             | never just the tip.
        
               | daveguy wrote:
               | If you'd like to learn about the actual origin of
               | flammable clothing restrictions and the difference the
               | regulations made, here is a good summary:
               | 
               | https://www.parent.com/blogs/conversations/2023-why-are-
               | we-a...
        
               | potato3732842 wrote:
               | I didn't know the moral panic went so far back. I'm only
               | familiar with it starting in the 70s (at the time it was
               | very much a 2nd tier moral panic riding the coatails of
               | the hazards of smoking). While nobody wants more crispy
               | children what that article isn't telling you is that
               | there are a lot of fabric flame retardants are safe in
               | that they haven't been proven unsafe. Fine for your
               | couch, curtains, etc. But stuff you're gonna wear every
               | day, IDK man. Not sure I want literally everyone to have
               | level of exposure to chemicals for their entire life.
        
               | daveguy wrote:
               | Did you even read it?
               | 
               | Here you go, buddy:
               | 
               | > [Referring to a Gene Autry costume that had over 100
               | lawsuits over the burn victims] The cowboy suit and other
               | similar incidents were the impetus for the 1953 passage
               | of the Flammable Fabrics Act, which regulated, among
               | other things, which fabrics could be used for clothing.
               | No more rayon pile chaps for kids (or brushed rayon
               | sweaters for women), as such items had become famous for
               | creating what were widely reported at the time as "human
               | torches."
        
               | potato3732842 wrote:
               | >Did you even read it?
               | 
               | >Here you go, buddy:
               | 
               | If I didn't read it why would I say something like "I
               | didn't know the moral panic went so far back"?. Like I
               | said, I'm familiar with the actual standards for
               | flammability that didn't come about until the early 1970s
               | and resulted in the textile industry adding flame
               | retardants to everything. I have no idea what they were
               | legislating in the 1950s but it wasn't the whole
               | industry. Regardless, the point which you seem to be
               | missing is that it's not clear how good for everybody it
               | is to be living their whole lives in and around clothes
               | and textiles that are treated with flame retardant
               | chemicals that are safe in the same way that pesticides
               | and sketchy plastics are safe.
               | 
               | Edit: I was right, turns out the 1953 law is basically
               | "don't sell anything that's more flammable than typical"
               | https://www.law.cornell.edu/cfr/text/16/1609.1
        
               | daveguy wrote:
               | Flame retardant treatment requirement for cotton was
               | discontinued in 1996.
               | 
               | Sorry, it's clear we are talking past each other. You
               | have a great week.
        
               | skyyler wrote:
               | >"I know it sounds ghoulish, but the staff of the burn
               | unit in my hospital practically danced around the beds of
               | the three children who were admitted in the past year
               | with burns incurred when their pajamas ignited. The
               | reason was that they were wearing garments that had been
               | treated with a flame-retardant chemical. The burns,
               | therefore, were trivial. The children were quickly
               | treated and sent home. A few short years ago, before
               | flame-resistant sleepwear was on the market, these same
               | children would either have been dead or sentenced to a
               | life of pain and disfigurement."
               | 
               | Your use of the phrase "moral panic" in this context is
               | ironically in support of a moral panic about the dangers
               | of fabric flame retardants.
        
       | spinach wrote:
       | Do other countries also use NIST's products as standards, or do
       | other countries have their own standards/NIST?
        
         | kergonath wrote:
         | Both :) Some countries have their own standard bodies [1], but
         | I would not be surprised if some smaller countries just used
         | NIST standards. And even countries with their own standards use
         | some of NIST or ANSI indirectly when they become ISO standards.
         | 
         | [1] https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standards_organization
        
       | sambaumann wrote:
       | (2016) - the NIST Peanut Butter now costs $1,217
       | (https://shop.nist.gov/ccrz__ProductDetails?sku=2387&cclcl=en...)
        
       | NaOH wrote:
       | Related:
       | 
       |  _NIST Standard Peanut Butter - $1,107_ -
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=38016900 - Oct 2023 (35
       | comments)
       | 
       |  _NIST Standard Reference Materials Catalog [pdf]_ -
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=41917035 - Oct 2024 (9
       | comments)
        
       | kazinator wrote:
       | The saddest thing about this isn't the waste of resources on this
       | nonsense, but that the reference stuff is not actually peanut
       | butter. It's some Kraft-like paste that contains hydrogenated
       | vegetable oil and whatnot. You can tell even from the photo that
       | it's not just peanuts.
       | 
       | Instead of concocting reference garbage, maybe your government
       | should just ban anything that is not just ground peanuts from
       | being called "peanut butter".
        
         | ethbr1 wrote:
         | Would you be interested in a job at the United States
         | Department of Health and Human Services?
         | 
         | You've got exactly the kind of attitude we're looking for!
        
         | NaOH wrote:
         | Here are the US Government regulations of what is necessary for
         | products to be labeled as "Peanut Butter":
         | 
         | https://www.ecfr.gov/current/title-21/chapter-I/subchapter-B...
        
           | kazinator wrote:
           | I appreciate you digging this up; thank you.
        
       | yellowapple wrote:
       | I know inflation's gotten bad and all but it seems a bit crazy
       | that the typical diet is $901:
       | https://shop.nist.gov/ccrz__ProductDetails?sku=1548b&cclcl=e...
        
       | Rant423 wrote:
       | Mandatory Tom Scott videos:
       | 
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvJzi0BXcGI
       | 
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAsrsMPftOI
        
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