[HN Gopher] Where is London's most central sheep?
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       Where is London's most central sheep?
        
       Author : GeoAtreides
       Score  : 204 points
       Date   : 2025-01-23 09:58 UTC (13 hours ago)
        
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       | walthamstow wrote:
       | While Trafalgar is known as the official centre of London, you'd
       | have trouble convincing anyone that Vauxhall is more central than
       | Spitalfields.
        
         | gadders wrote:
         | It's Charing Cross: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charing_Cross
         | #:~:text=Since%20....
        
           | walrus01 wrote:
           | As a non British person I would think the center of the city
           | would be some point equidistant centrally between the
           | boundaries of the original roman city wall, in the square
           | mile, but the actual _center_ of the city seems to have
           | migrated since then.
        
             | dghf wrote:
             | > I would think the center of the city would be some point
             | equidistant centrally between the boundaries of the
             | original roman city wall
             | 
             | That would be the centre of the _City,_ but not necessarily
             | of the _city._
        
             | nicoburns wrote:
             | Modern London encompasses two historic settlements (the
             | city of London, and westminster). What is now consider the
             | centre is somewhere between the two.
             | 
             | https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westminster
        
             | madeofpalk wrote:
             | The center of the city has just as much (or more) to do
             | with vibes than physical geography.
        
             | MrsPeaches wrote:
             | Anything that is south of the River Thames is considered
             | "South" (prounounced "Souf" in MLE [1]), no matter the
             | actual distance.
             | 
             | E.g. Waterloo Station would be considered South London but
             | is actually at the same latitude as Buckingham Palace!
             | 
             | Hence why a Londoner would never describe Vauxhall as
             | "Central".
             | 
             | Londoners would generally discount any part of this map
             | south of the river from "Central London":
             | 
             | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_London#/media/File:Op
             | e...
        
           | Pinus wrote:
           | Some years ago, I was looking for London hotels on some
           | booking site, and noticed that they were listed as being so-
           | and-so many km (with .1 or even .01 precision) from London,
           | which seemed amusing given that they were all _in_ London. So
           | I fired up QGIS and drew a circle (in some suitable
           | projection!) with the indicated radius around each hotel, and
           | found that they intersected on Nelson's Column in Trafalgar
           | Square.
        
             | Quarrel wrote:
             | As the parent indicated, this stuff is surprisingly
             | standardised in London.
             | 
             | Distance is measured from Charing Cross.
             | 
             | The Cross is near Nelson's Column, but I would be surprised
             | if the column was actually the central point.
             | 
             | As others have pointed out, this leads to some weirdness,
             | as lots assume that the City (old London & older Roman
             | London) would be the obvious place to measure things from.
        
               | fredoralive wrote:
               | The original Charing Cross was at the south of the
               | square, where the statue of Charles I is now. (The cross
               | at the railways station nearby is a Victorian folly).
        
               | anyonecancode wrote:
               | In a similar vein, for New York City the official highway
               | distance to the city is measured from Columbus Circle
               | [1].
               | 
               | [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Columbus_Circle
        
               | andrewaylett wrote:
               | In Edinburgh, it's the old post office building at the
               | end of Princes Street.
               | 
               | Which is also where the A1, A7, and A8 meet.
        
           | cesaref wrote:
           | There's also the confusion as to whether people mean 'Greater
           | London' or 'The City of London'. For the centre of the City,
           | i've generally thought that Leadenhall Market is the centre,
           | given it is built on the original Roman Forum.
           | 
           | For non-Londoners, the city was originally a walled city, and
           | lies to the east end of what is now considered greater
           | london. It's these days synonymous with the financial
           | industry. There are special laws for it, honours like Freedom
           | of the City, it's quite an interesting place.
           | 
           | Although the wall is long gone, there are place names which
           | refer to it, and the gates which exited through it. So we
           | have roads like 'London Wall' and locations like Bishopsgate,
           | Aldgate etc. Newgate was added in the 12th century, so not
           | exactly 'New' these days, so not a very future proof naming
           | convention...
           | 
           | https://leadenhallmarket.co.uk/history-of-leadenhall-market/
           | 
           | https://inspiringcity.com/2013/04/13/the-seven-gates-of-
           | lond...
        
             | gadders wrote:
             | >>Although the wall is long gone...
             | 
             | You can still see chunks of the wall:
             | https://livinglondonhistory.com/londons-ancient-roman-and-
             | me...
        
               | gadders wrote:
               | Also, if you want see some cool Roman stuff, there is a
               | Temple of Mithras under the new Bloomberg headquarters
               | near Cannon Street station.
               | 
               | https://www.londonmithraeum.com/
               | 
               | Free to enter, but pre-booking recommended.
        
             | foldr wrote:
             | There aren't any special laws for the City of London
             | (except any local byelaws). The City is administered in its
             | own unique way, but English law applies just like anywhere
             | else in England.
             | 
             | https://www.quora.com/Does-the-City-of-London-as-it-is-
             | defin...
        
               | walthamstow wrote:
               | By far my most hated misconception about London. If what
               | people say were true, every company in the world would be
               | based there.
        
         | MrsPeaches wrote:
         | The River Thames, confusing Londoners sense of space since
         | times immemorial.
        
       | steerpike wrote:
       | When my wife and I lived in Bristol we developed a metric
       | designed to measure how enjoyable a city was to live in that we
       | called "time to sheep". Basically it's a measure of how long you
       | have to travel from the center of the city before you're in the
       | English countryside surrounded by sheep and the best cities have
       | a low (but not too low) "time to sheep" metric. It helped explain
       | one of the reasons we loved living in Bristol so much when we had
       | such a hard time living in London.
       | 
       | Could also have been that Bristol is just a crazy beautiful city
       | to live in, but where's the fun in that, right?
        
         | walrus01 wrote:
         | Presumably this could be quantified through a call to something
         | like the Google maps api for a specific lat/long starting
         | point, for driving, walking or biking time in minutes, as an
         | SLP (sheep latency protocol)
        
         | f4c39012 wrote:
         | there's also a measure of the minimum appropriate "time to
         | sheep"
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_humorous_units_of_meas...
        
         | wheybags wrote:
         | My metric for when you've left the city is "have I passed a
         | field of potatoes"
        
           | 369548684892826 wrote:
           | This probably works best in Idaho
        
             | walrus01 wrote:
             | In the broadest possible sense, Idaho can be divided into
             | "potato" and "non-potato" Idaho. For instance if you drive
             | US95 through here (the creatively named Idaho County,
             | Idaho) it's almost entirely wheat farms, and what isn't a
             | wheat farm is either forest, wilderness or cattle ranch.
             | The potato part doesn't really start until you get down
             | into the whole valley/flat land area occupied by Meridian,
             | Boise, Nampa, etc.
             | 
             | https://www.google.com/maps/place/Grangeville,+ID+83530,+US
             | A...
        
               | reaperducer wrote:
               | _(the creatively named Idaho County, Idaho)_
               | 
               | New York County, New York says hi.
               | 
               | (You may know it as "Manhattan.")
        
             | vanderZwan wrote:
             | POTATO LAND! POTATO LAND!
             | 
             | [0] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWtLw83_jE0&t=426s
             | 
             | [1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwF3e78j7pw (official
             | African mirror)
             | 
             | [2] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8Jff85kMeU (official
             | Asian mirror)
             | 
             | (PS: curious how the video resolution gets lower with each
             | channel)
        
           | usrusr wrote:
           | Here in Germany I run an inverse of that for "am I in the
           | wider halo of a larger city or am I in a truly rural
           | environment": when approaching a metropolitan area, the outer
           | urban halo starts where there are still farms, but many of
           | them have switched to housing horses.
        
           | jfk13 wrote:
           | How large does the field have to be? I grow some in my back
           | garden...does that count as zero, then?
        
           | sevensor wrote:
           | What I found striking about Seoul was that there would be
           | three rows of potatoes in between a ten story apartment block
           | and a busy highway. Not a square meter wasted on unproductive
           | grass.
        
         | dairylee wrote:
         | Although it's not quite sheep Newcastle has a Town Moor (Larger
         | than Central Park) which has grazing cattle. There's also a
         | farm not too far from the city centre which has grazing sheep.
         | 
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Town_Moor,_Newcastle_upon_Tyne
         | 
         | https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p03hm60d/p03hm2x8
         | 
         | https://maps.app.goo.gl/vojeS3eDTFznpYwMA
        
           | gambiting wrote:
           | I was going to say, I'm sure Desmond Dene has sheep there.
        
             | rantallion wrote:
             | If you mean Jesmond Dene, there's a petting zoo with a few
             | small beasts and birds. I know they have a couple of breeds
             | of goat but I don't recall seeing any sheep on my last
             | visit (within the last month).
        
               | gambiting wrote:
               | Ha, yes thank you autocorrect. And they had sheep when I
               | last visited couple years ago, maybe they got rid of them
               | now.
        
               | scott_w wrote:
               | You still don't need to go too far, there's a fair few
               | farms just outside Ponteland that have grazing sheep and
               | I'll regularly cycle past farmers with their collies on
               | the quad bikes on a Sunday morning.
        
         | fiftyacorn wrote:
         | Edinburgh used to have 2000 sheep on Arthurs seat right in the
         | center of town until the early 80s.
         | 
         | There were urban legends about student pranks of putting sheep
         | into the halls of residence rooms
        
         | oneeyedpigeon wrote:
         | There needs to be a counterbalancing variable, though;
         | presumably you want to live in a city, otherwise you'd just
         | live in the countryside somewhere with a TTS of zero :) Maybe
         | the other factor is "time for pizza to arrive at door"?
        
           | riffraff wrote:
           | there's presumably pizza in the smallest towns tho, I'd
           | suggest Time To Theatre. Not because of the Theatre per se,
           | but because "big enough to have a theatre" is probably a good
           | proxy of "big enough to be appealing to people who enjoy
           | something other than nature".
        
             | macintux wrote:
             | In Indiana, my favorite dinner theater is in a town of 500
             | people.
             | 
             | For a while, someone was trying to start a theater in an
             | even more remote spot, an unincorporated community about an
             | hour from there with maybe a dozen homes nearby, but they
             | finally moved it to a large town.
        
               | bryanlarsen wrote:
               | I think by "theater" the OP was implying professional
               | theatre. Lots of small towns have theater, but
               | professional theatre is a much higher bar.
               | 
               | In my case, my old workplace in Ottawa, Canada had a
               | "time to moose" of about 5 miles and a "time to theatre"
               | of about 1/2 a mile. Sadly, the professional Opera
               | company in Ottawa went bankrupt so we only have amateur
               | Opera now, but we do get regular professional Broadway
               | productions so it still counts.
        
               | themaninthedark wrote:
               | >"time to moose" of about 5 miles and a "time to theatre"
               | of about 1/2 a mile.
               | 
               | Unit of measure error: unit specified it time, unit
               | supplied is distance
               | 
               | :P
        
               | drewzero1 wrote:
               | Not sure how it is in Ottawa but here in the US Midwest
               | distances are frequently measured in units of time. I
               | might say I'm an hour from Green Bay or two hours from
               | Madison, though I don't remember the actual mileage. That
               | said, it usually only applies to distances over 20
               | minutes (between 7 and 25 miles, depending on speed
               | limits).
        
               | bryanlarsen wrote:
               | That practice is pretty widespread in Canada. Ever since
               | metrification nobody is really sure whether the person
               | they're talking to is more comfortable with miles or
               | kilometres. So they just use time.
        
           | mr_toad wrote:
           | Walking distance from the Pub to home.
           | 
           | More seriously, time taken to get to work.
        
         | noneeeed wrote:
         | I live in Bath, so quite a bit smaller than Bristol, but I
         | really apprecaite the fact that we can be in the city centre in
         | half an hour, or in the countryside in 15 minutes.
         | 
         | If I didn't live in Bath I'd probably live in Bristol, it's a
         | great city. And I absolutely agree that it's kind of the
         | perfect size for a metropolitan area.
         | 
         | I think a lot of London is saved by having so many parks, and
         | so many large parks and commons. I know Paris has a lot less
         | green space than London and when I visited I definitely felt
         | that.
        
           | tonyedgecombe wrote:
           | I like Bristol but the traffic is so bad. It desperately
           | needs a tram system.
           | 
           | Bath is nice though, my son lives there and we love visiting.
        
             | noneeeed wrote:
             | Hah, very true. I never drive there for a reason.
        
             | seabass-labrax wrote:
             | Trams would be lovely, but buses would be a start!
             | Apparently, there was once to be a new high-frequency
             | service with six buses an hour between Bedminster and the
             | Centre, but the residents launched a successful petition to
             | stop the plans on the grounds that the buses would 'cause
             | more traffic'. Twenty years on, it appears as if there are
             | once more efforts afoot to improve the transport situation:
             | 
             | https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn082k4v8zxo
        
           | ta1243 wrote:
           | What amazes me is how dense Westminster is, considering it
           | contains Hyde, Green, St James Park and significant parts of
           | Regents Park and Kensington Gardens
           | 
           | Even with that, it's still the 10th most dense borough.
        
         | beeforpork wrote:
         | When I was in Bristol, the smell of burned weed was frequent.
         | More frequent than other cities, I think.
        
           | yapyap wrote:
           | Might've also been a secret bonus in the TTS metric
        
           | tonyedgecombe wrote:
           | Bristol has the highest traces of cocaine in its sewage.
           | 
           | https://www.itv.com/news/2019-03-14/which-uk-city-tops-
           | list-...
        
             | alt227 wrote:
             | > Bristol was the only UK city participating in last year's
             | research. London's wastewater, which has previously topped
             | the cocaine chart, was not included.
        
         | marbs wrote:
         | I like that metric. If we instead consider "time to cows" then
         | Cambridge does quite well. Midsummer Common, Stourbridge Common
         | and The Backs have (seasonal) cows.
         | 
         | https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-5616806...
         | 
         | https://www.hiddencambridge.uk/#summer
        
         | sandworm101 wrote:
         | A better metric imho would be time to a wild animal. I'd go
         | with distance to a wild bear, or anything else that could
         | threaten a human. That is where wilderness starts imho. For
         | London, that measurement is likely hundreds of miles. In much
         | of north america, it is probably be less than one. I've been to
         | the English countryside. It is more city park than open
         | country.
        
           | bryanlarsen wrote:
           | I've had bears in the ravine in my back yard but I don't
           | think that really counts, it's still urban.
           | 
           | But ~200 bears do live in Gatineau Park, a 140 square mile
           | piece of fairly untouched nature that starts 5 miles from
           | downtown Ottawa, Canada.
        
           | wmanley wrote:
           | Richmond park has Adders and Deer, both of which have the
           | potential to kill you - but in practice would be very
           | unlikely to. To get to the nearest wild wolf you'd probably
           | have to look as far as the Ardennes in Belgium, which is
           | roughly 400km away. For bears you'd probably be looking at
           | 1000km or so in the Pyrenees on the French/Spanish border.
        
           | themaninthedark wrote:
           | We had a wild bear with cubs go into the dumpster for food at
           | our university campus, this is North America of course.
           | 
           | I don't know London at all but I would hazard that you have
           | foxes and other wild animals living in the city, just well
           | hidden. We have coyotes that have taken up residence in many
           | American cities.
        
         | NoMoreNicksLeft wrote:
         | I like your metric. I aim to get my time-to-sheep number down
         | below 60 seconds. But if you mean "within a car driving down
         | the road's distance to sheep", then I aim to get it to 0.
        
         | skipants wrote:
         | That's amazing. Now I want to see how relevant a "time to cow"
         | metric is to Canadian cities.
        
           | pomian wrote:
           | That's an easy one. We call it "time to moose"!
        
             | Dilettante_ wrote:
             | That's definitely a metric you do *not* want to hit zero
        
         | barrkel wrote:
         | This only makes sense if you enjoy the English countryside.
         | 
         | I'm an Irishman. I grew up in the countryside, in the west, and
         | spent 15 years living in London in my 20s and 30s. I can count
         | on one hand the number of visits to the English countryside I
         | made that weren't on the back of a motorcycle, and then, I
         | didn't stop except for petrol.
         | 
         | The city is what I enjoyed, the chaos, the diversity, ambition,
         | variety. No smaller city would be as good.
        
           | baxtr wrote:
           | Your preferred metric is "time to chaos" I guess then?
        
             | walthamstow wrote:
             | time to chicken shop
        
             | pyrale wrote:
             | Time to cow dung, the higher the better obviously.
        
               | thaumasiotes wrote:
               | That's also a problem with sheep, you know.
        
               | dylan604 wrote:
               | But do you mark off a field into squares and then place
               | bets on which square the dung will be freshly found for
               | sheep?
        
               | pyrale wrote:
               | This. Cow-bound Monte-Carlo analysis is already supported
               | by a thriving community.
        
             | xenocratus wrote:
             | "Time to something I haven't seen or experienced in the
             | past 3 years"
             | 
             | Having spent more than 5 years in small towns, London has
             | fixed my utter boredom.
        
               | eppp wrote:
               | I have lived my entire life in a a rural area, not even a
               | town and it seems to me that every time I go to a city it
               | is the same as the last. Everyone has their thing I
               | guess.
        
           | j4coh wrote:
           | Time to sidewalk puke
        
             | xenocratus wrote:
             | Yes, obviously no small town has sidewalk puke, surely not
             | in England!
        
         | bryanlarsen wrote:
         | If your metric is time or distance to large amounts of nature,
         | I recommend Ottawa, Canada where the 140 square mile Gatineau
         | Park starts 5 miles from downtown.
        
         | alt227 wrote:
         | > a metric designed to measure how enjoyable a city was to live
         | in
         | 
         | Your metric of how enjoyable a city is to live in is based on
         | how long it takes to leave that city? The logical endpoint of
         | that is moving to the countryside where the TTS = 0, which is
         | very easy to achieve. Begs the question, why are you even
         | living in a city at all?!
        
           | simmonmt wrote:
           | You can enjoy living in a city but also enjoy outdoorsy
           | pursuits. TTS is a measure of your ability to do both.
           | 
           | It can also be a measure of the maximum size of city you
           | enjoy. There are people who like cities but still wouldn't
           | want to live in NY/LA/London
        
         | trgn wrote:
         | > Bristol is just crazy beautiful city to live in
         | 
         | Curious, because of geography? architecture?
        
           | reidrac wrote:
           | I'd like to know as well. I live in Bristol and is alright,
           | but it may depend on which part of Bristol are we talking
           | about ;)
        
           | glompers wrote:
           | Granted this photosphere [1, best on desktop, not mobile
           | browsers] is not the view you would have whilst walking
           | around, but it does evidence some sheep-accessible urban
           | environs
           | 
           | [1] https://www.bristol.ac.uk/virtual-tour/#s=pano26
        
         | kabouseng wrote:
         | In Africa I suppose we have time to lion...
        
         | xemdetia wrote:
         | I find this fun because I always described this metric as 'time
         | to cow.' I suppose a sheep is fine too.
        
         | jen729w wrote:
         | Perfect. This is what struck us when we moved from Melbourne to
         | Canberra. In both cities we live/d in the inner-city hipster
         | suburb: Fitzroy, Braddon.
         | 
         | In Fitzroy, any semblance of a sheep is at the least an hour
         | away. It takes that long until you even _feel_ like you 're on
         | the outskirts of suburbia. Leaving the city is a drag; so you
         | don't.*
         | 
         | In Braddon, we can ride our bikes for 15 minutes and see
         | grazing cows. 15 minutes in a car and you're in rolling hills.
         | It's magnificent.
         | 
         | (*Which, to be fair, I didn't really want to most of the time.
         | That's why I chose to live in Fitzroy! But then you get older
         | -- 48 now -- and things change.)
        
         | Aeolun wrote:
         | I think my hometown has a "time to sheep" rating of like 30
         | seconds. Possibly up to as much as 4 or 5 minutes if you pick
         | your starting spot perfectly.
        
       | Pinus wrote:
       | Isn't there a recurring publicity stunt with sheep on Savile Row?
       | =)
        
       | walrus01 wrote:
       | Looking at the satellite view of some grassy rooftops in the city
       | of London (the square mile), it seems to me that a sufficiently
       | motivated wealthy person could keep several sheep in a more
       | central location. Some of those roofs look like they have more
       | habitat space than the most central sheep lives in.
        
         | defrost wrote:
         | There are literal multi floor spacious underground bunkers in
         | London beneath some of the more exclusive and expensive
         | properties.
         | 
         | A good many are known by filed dimensions, some are suspected
         | to be larger than declared.
         | 
         | While a number may be urban bunkers, others ostentatious wealth
         | displays for shoes, clothes, jewels, and rare collectables of
         | the very wealthy perhaps one is home to a rabbit .. or a sheep.
        
           | walrus01 wrote:
           | For all we know, some wealthy sheep collector has sheep in a
           | 3rd level sub basement in their London townhouse, strapped
           | into an oculus headset and roaming around on a multi
           | dimensional treadmill through endless grassy spring time
           | fields.
        
           | dghf wrote:
           | > some are suspected to be larger than declared
           | 
           | I can't find a link now, but allegedly the Crossrail project
           | accidentally tunnelled into one of these.
        
         | gadders wrote:
         | A friend of mine at a city brokers with a rooftop garden told
         | me that one of the traders released some rabbits there.
         | 
         | You could sit on the trading floor and look up and see them
         | stretched out on the glass atrium roof sunbathing.
        
           | Quarrel wrote:
           | Finding the most central rabbit would be quite the task!
        
             | shermantanktop wrote:
             | By the time the survey is done the number will have
             | changed. Instantaneous global knowledge is impossible,
             | sadly.
        
       | gadders wrote:
       | FYI - he's published an update:
       | https://diamondgeezer.blogspot.com/2025/01/a-sheepish-apolog...
       | 
       | tl;dr; - he missed a small zoo near Waterloo Station.
        
       | Havoc wrote:
       | Pretty wild to blog about that topic in particular haha.
       | 
       | Those all look closer to sheep singular? Mudchute has maybe 30ish
        
         | dkdbejwi383 wrote:
         | As a long time DG reader, this is both really on brand and
         | completely novel.
        
       | willvarfar wrote:
       | I clicked on it expecting an article on how to trip up LLMs.
       | Refreshing change that it wasn't! :D
       | 
       | So, do any LLMs give any humorously nonsensical answers?
        
       | leprechaun1066 wrote:
       | > they're goats, as any self-respecting three year old could tell
       | you
       | 
       | Sheep or goat? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCzZN--4Its
        
       | ageitgey wrote:
       | [Deleted as I missed the reference in the article]
        
         | pseudonymcoward wrote:
         | The author addresses this in the post.
         | 
         | "I'm not interested in temporary sheep like those that get
         | driven over Southwark Bridge in September or shorn at the
         | Lambeth Country Show in June."
        
         | shawabawa3 wrote:
         | you have made the tragic mistake of not reading literally the
         | second sentence of the article:
         | 
         | > I'm not interested in temporary sheep like those that get
         | driven over Southwark Bridge in September or shorn at the
         | Lambeth Country Show in June
        
       | mxfh wrote:
       | If you're in Berlin, especially with kids, there more than a
       | dozen of children's farmyards (not counting zoos and actual
       | farms) all quite central in multi-centric Berlin. Mostly for
       | (early) childhood educational purposes, so they are are prime
       | spot for Kindergarten day trips.
       | 
       | https://www.berlin.de/kultur-und-tickets/tipps/kinder/kinder...
       | 
       | https://www.visitberlin.de/en/farms-children
       | 
       | Since most of them are in former West-Berlin the reason they
       | exist can likely be explained from a mixture of empty lots not
       | rebuild after the bombing in WWII, historical farms in outer
       | Gross-Berlin (Domane Dahlem) and the impracticality of casual
       | trips into the countryside with kids beyond the wall.
        
       | throw0101c wrote:
       | If anyone is in/visiting Toronto, Canada, there's a farm right
       | downtown:
       | 
       | * https://riverdalefarmtoronto.ca
       | 
       | * https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Riverdale_Farm
       | 
       | * https://www.blogto.com/city/2018/09/riverdale-farm-toronto/
        
       | dhosek wrote:
       | Hmm, not sure where the closest sheep is to me here in the inner
       | suburbs of Chicago, but there _is_ a goat farm a couple miles
       | away in the Austin neighborhood. It's pretty wild seeing them
       | take the herd to their pasture a couple blocks away from the
       | house where their shed is in the back yard.
        
       | te_chris wrote:
       | My son loves the city farms. Mudchute one is huge and great.
        
       | surfingdino wrote:
       | No sheep in Canary Wharf? They have a farm there, don't they?
        
         | Xophmeister wrote:
         | Vauxhall and Spitalfields are much closer to Trafalgar Square.
        
         | biomene wrote:
         | That would be mudchute farm. But Canary Wharf is not considered
         | part of central London, which is what the author is concerned
         | with.
        
       | Xophmeister wrote:
       | Looks like there's an errata, already :)
       | 
       | https://diamondgeezer.blogspot.com/2025/01/a-sheepish-apolog...
        
         | jrmg wrote:
         | Some good advice at the end of that:
         | 
         |  _1) Don 't state something as fact when you haven't researched
         | it fully.
         | 
         | 2) Remember that when you do state something because you
         | believe it's fact, it could be based on incomplete information.
         | 
         | 3) If you're not 100% sure about something, best introduce at
         | least some element of doubt.
         | 
         | 4) Don't trust everything you read just because somebody you
         | trust presented it as fact._
        
           | nottorp wrote:
           | It also says "But they might have been goats.".
        
           | asjir wrote:
           | I think this was overly self-critical - what would
           | researching fully even mean? They can have however many sheep
           | they want hidden within one-mile distance from Trafalgar
           | square, no-one would expect the author to scour every
           | possible location ensuring that there is no sheep hidden lol
           | just to make a funny post 100% sure to be true
        
             | ajb wrote:
             | Guy knows his audience though. All of his posts are
             | incredibly prone to bikeshedding. If our main journalists
             | knew that their output was going to be subject to much
             | detail-oriented scrutiny, we'd have the best-run country in
             | the world.
        
               | jrmg wrote:
               | Much of his bikeshedding is obviously self-deprecating
               | humor to me. It's simultaneously both genuine _and_
               | ironic.
               | 
               | I think that people sometimes don't (can't?) quite 'get'
               | that wry-but-also-sincere style that much of British
               | humor exhibits.
        
         | MrsPeaches wrote:
         | > But you can't go in and have a look, they don't take walk-
         | ins, only pre-booked groups and very occasional public events,
         | the last of which was cancelled.
         | 
         | This has a very Douglas Adam's feel.
        
       | barrettondricka wrote:
       | Wouldn't that need to be the sheep with the closest distance to
       | all the other sheeps in London?
        
         | shermantanktop wrote:
         | In order to measure distance between sheep, you really should
         | start from the center of the sheep. So let's make the math
         | easier by assuming a spherical sheep in a vacuum...
        
       | Theodores wrote:
       | Never mind sheep, what about cats? Larry, the Number 10 cat has
       | to be a contender.
       | 
       | Considering the wealth of the nation was based on the woollen
       | trade, with London being the place where weavers from Flanders
       | made that wealth, times have changed.
       | 
       | The Speaker's Chair in the House of Lords is still a wool sack,
       | although, a few years ago, it was found to be stuffed with
       | horsehair.
       | 
       | The Royal Navy grew to defend the cross channel trade in wool and
       | that led to 'Britannia Rules The Waves' in a big way, up until
       | about a century ago.
       | 
       | The British weather and the plague made it so that wool was the
       | winning product, with the customers being the armies of Europe
       | and the slaves that needed to be clothed. Although mining was
       | crucial to the Industrial Revolution, wool was the original
       | cradle of innovation. We owe so much to wool, and sheep.
       | 
       | Oh, Fuller's Earth was also crucial to the success story, needed
       | for cleaning wool, along with urine, which peasants provided all
       | by themselves, in abundance.
       | 
       | Other wool was not with the long, tough fibres that British wool
       | had, hence the desirability of the product.
        
       | captainbland wrote:
       | Last time I was there they had grazing sheep in Green Park.
       | That's pretty central!
        
       | Rochus wrote:
       | These poor sheep have to live on a concrete floor and hardly ever
       | see a real meadow.
        
       | mattkevan wrote:
       | We used to live just a few minutes from the Oasis Waterloo farm
       | and I can confirm there are indeed sheep. Pigs too.
       | 
       | For being so central it was surprisingly rural - there were horse
       | stables and an apple orchard with all kinds of rare varieties
       | just over the road from our flat.
       | 
       | As an aside, a family member recently became a Freeman of the
       | City of London which means they're officially allowed to drive
       | sheep over London bridge.
        
       | eitally wrote:
       | I can't speak for further up the peninsula, but the nearest sheep
       | to me in San Jose is almost certainly at Emma Prusch Farm Park
       | (http://www.pruschfarmpark.org/), which like the city farms
       | mentioned in the blog, is a nonprofit farm in the middle-ish of
       | the city.
       | 
       | Depending where you live in SJ, though, you may be closer to
       | Happy Hollow Park & Zoo[2], which also has sheep.
       | 
       | From there you get into actual farms, and there are at least two
       | within a few miles:
       | 
       | Ray of Sunshine Farm in Almaden Valley (mostly focus on produce &
       | goat cheese, but do have sheep):
       | https://www.rayofsunshinefarm.com/
       | 
       | and Deer Hollow Farm in Cupertino (another non-profit):
       | https://deerhollowfarmfriends.org/
       | 
       | From there, there are a bunch more sheep farms heading south
       | toward Gilroy & Hollister, but that's getting a bit too far
       | afield.
       | 
       | Frankly, I'm actually surprised there were so many civic farms in
       | the south bay.
       | 
       | That said, for south & east bay folks, I think it would be a lot
       | more interesting to track the roaming herds of goats used to keep
       | dry grass & brush to a minimum in fire hazard areas.
        
       | OJFord wrote:
       | The answer depends when you ask:
       | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_of_the_City#Freedom_of...
        
       | jeffreysmith wrote:
       | Chiming in to rep for our flock, the 5 most central sheep in NYC,
       | conveniently located on Governors Island.
       | https://www.govisland.com/things-to-do/recreation/hammock-gr...
        
       | chris1993 wrote:
       | For NSW it's time to dead kangaroo on the roadside
        
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