[HN Gopher] The Greenland Shark, the Longest-Living Vertebrate o...
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       The Greenland Shark, the Longest-Living Vertebrate on Earth (2017)
        
       Author : rbanffy
       Score  : 28 points
       Date   : 2025-01-18 08:56 UTC (2 days ago)
        
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       | tromp wrote:
       | https://archive.is/xbNna
       | 
       | > With the help of a mathematical model that linked size with
       | age, they estimated that one sixteen-foot female was at least two
       | hundred and seventy-two years old, and possibly as much as five
       | hundred and twelve years old. Because it is difficult to
       | establish background carbon-14 levels in the ocean, and because
       | Nielsen and his colleagues didn't know which part of the ocean
       | the sharks had been born in, the figure was inexact. Still, it
       | firmly established Greenland sharks as the longest-living
       | vertebrates on Earth. In theory, the biggest ones could be nearly
       | six centuries old.
        
         | zabzonk wrote:
         | Can you imagine what a boring existence they must have? Live
         | forever, and do almost nothing.
        
           | salt-thrower wrote:
           | Well luckily for them, I'd imagine they don't think too hard
           | about it.
        
           | apercu wrote:
           | You're right, they should totally die much earlier from
           | stress-related illnesses like the rest of us!
        
           | BurningFrog wrote:
           | You can also think of it as calm bliss.
        
           | rbanffy wrote:
           | "For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed
           | that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had
           | achieved so much -- the wheel, New York, wars and so on --
           | whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the
           | water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had
           | always believed that they were far more intelligent than man
           | --for precisely the same reasons."
           | 
           | -- Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
        
             | alex1138 wrote:
             | I consider that book/trilogy/fiveology to be canon and
             | nothing can convince me otherwise
        
         | Mistletoe wrote:
         | >A Greenland shark's heart beats once every 10 seconds (6 times
         | per minute).
         | 
         | More fuel for the fire for the theory that we all get about the
         | same number of heartbeats in a lifetime. Well, I'm off to do my
         | weekly long run to lower my resting heart rate during the week.
        
           | yonaguska wrote:
           | Good news- I still have a much lower resting heart rate from
           | running years ago- I haven't run in about 12 years due to
           | compounding injuries- but the benefits are still there. It's
           | finally starting to go up to normal, but it used to freak
           | nurses and doctors when they'd measure it.
        
             | Mistletoe wrote:
             | I feel like gains from running stay with you a long time
             | also. Once I was a runner, it was so much easier to go back
             | to running five miles easily if I ever quit and went back
             | to it. I think there is some body and muscle memory that
             | remains.
        
               | underlipton wrote:
               | I wonder how the benefits of running regularly compare to
               | living in an area where most of your daily trips are
               | taken by bike or walking.
        
       | lysace wrote:
       | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenland_shark
       | 
       | > The flesh of the Greenland shark is toxic because of the
       | presence of high concentrations of urea and trimethylamine oxide
       | (TMAO).
       | 
       | Evolution can be so clever.
        
         | perihelions wrote:
         | Yes, but
         | 
         | - _" The meat of the Greenland shark is poisonous when fresh
         | because of its high urea and trimethylamine oxide content.
         | However, when properly processed, it may be consumed
         | safely.[3][4] "_
         | 
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hakarl
         | 
         | The reaction quotes are intriguing,
         | 
         |  _" That's hardcore. That's serious food. You don't want to
         | mess with that. That's not for beginners." * "awful", "like a
         | jellied cube of ammonia" albeit "technically edible" *
         | "reminiscent of "blue cheese but a hundred times stronger" *
         | "like chewing a urine-infested mattress"_
        
           | lysace wrote:
           | Ah yes, that most well-known Icelandic innovation...
        
           | potato3732842 wrote:
           | Somewhere there's a video of some Youtubers who are relevant
           | in another niche eating that as part of a trip to Iceland.
           | The Icelandic guy hosting them isn't a fan but eats it. The
           | second guy tries it and hates it. The guy who was a
           | connoisseur of french stuff says "it's like a good stinky
           | french cheese" and asks for more.
        
           | harrall wrote:
           | I've had it and it doesn't taste that bad. If you don't mind
           | blue cheese, it's not that much worse.
           | 
           | It smells like cleaning fluid from under your sink cabinet
           | though. That's the main issue.
        
             | technothrasher wrote:
             | I've had it as well, and it made me wretch just to smell
             | it. It smelled like ammonia mixed with rotting fish
             | (because that's exactly what it is). I did get a piece
             | down, and you're right, the taste wasn't as bad. But
             | yeah... all set with that now.
        
             | J_McQuade wrote:
             | I have also had it and it tastes like drain cleaner with
             | the texture of angry spam. Only a third of a bottle of
             | Brennivin made the whole experience even remotely
             | enjoyable.
        
           | underlipton wrote:
           | Natto/Hakarl/Haggis face-off.
        
             | didgeoridoo wrote:
             | Haggis isn't bad if nobody tells you what's in it. I
             | thought it was some kind of Scottish Hamburger Helper.
        
             | kreyenborgi wrote:
             | Surstromming: hold my beer
        
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