[HN Gopher] No Calls
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       No Calls
        
       Author : ezekg
       Score  : 1480 points
       Date   : 2025-01-16 14:17 UTC (1 days ago)
        
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       | spiderfarmer wrote:
       | I don't dislike calls, I just hate time wasting. And some e-mail
       | threads should have been a call.
        
         | lucasban wrote:
         | Right, it's ultimately about picking the right medium for a
         | given discussion, be that tickets, email, a call, or some kind
         | of messaging. That can vary person to person as well, so it's
         | always a bit of a compromise.
        
         | pydry wrote:
         | This is my primary issue with async communication. Ive had
         | email and slack conversations which lasted days where there was
         | a 4 hour gap between messages and it is horrible.
         | 
         | In a call you can't be ignored or left on read for 4 hours.
        
           | ezekg wrote:
           | > In a call you can't be ignored or left on read for 4 hours.
           | 
           | You also have no time to formulate a thoughtful answer to
           | complex questions, though, which is one my issues. Calls are
           | fine for some things, but 90% of calls could be an email
           | because they contain discussion that needs more than 15
           | minutes of thinking. And a lot of the time, these calls need
           | a summary email to even keep track of what was said!
           | 
           | I think the gap issue in async communication is a feature,
           | not a bug.
        
           | CalRobert wrote:
           | 4 hours is a perfectly reasonable response time for an email.
           | It's not IM
        
             | pydry wrote:
             | Right. The point is that reasonable response time can turn
             | a 10 minute conversation into a 48 hour long conversation
             | that requires me to context switch 11 times over two days
             | instead of just once.
             | 
             | If it's a straightforward product that might not happen. If
             | it's a product with lots of subtle complications and I need
             | to ask lots of questions whose answers depend on their
             | answers to previous questions it will definitely happen.
        
             | jimbokun wrote:
             | But not for responding to a question on a call!
             | 
             | That's one reason calls can be superior in some situations.
        
           | acuozzo wrote:
           | > In a call you can't be ignored
           | 
           | As someone on the Autistic spectrum... yes, yes you most
           | certainly can. When you're speaking I'm (not necessarily
           | voluntarily-)daydreaming about my current
           | hyperfocus/obsession. I'm tuned-in just enough to not reply
           | with something so far out of left field that it gives away
           | that my attention is elsewhere, but I'm definitely _not_
           | listening to you. Your words are going in one ear and right
           | out the other. I 'll shoot you an e-mail for "clarification"
           | later.
           | 
           | I hate this about myself and I've worked very hard to
           | overcome it, but after thirty-seven years I've learned to
           | accept that it's my baseline. I'll have to actively work
           | against it for the rest of my life.
           | 
           | Unfortunately, this applies to meetings and lectures as well.
           | In school and, later, university I had to go to class _and_
           | teach myself the material each night.
        
             | pydry wrote:
             | This is probably one reason why not too many people with
             | autism end up doing sales.
        
               | acuozzo wrote:
               | Agreed. I can hardly imagine doing sales and I don't
               | really have any of the typical social anxiety, etc.-- my
               | masking is really good.
        
             | rvbissell wrote:
             | Are you me? I think you might be me.
        
               | acuozzo wrote:
               | I am.
        
         | EvanAnderson wrote:
         | > I don't dislike calls, I just hate time wasting. And some
         | e-mail threads should have been a call.
         | 
         | I like to think I can "read the room". I particularly try to
         | send email, versus a call, when the recipient will need to take
         | time to prepare a thoughtful reply.
         | 
         | I've had several calls, sparked after a detailed email, where I
         | end up reading my message literally word-for-word only to be
         | met with the response: "Yeah-- we I'll need to respond to that
         | offline".
         | 
         | Just. Read. My. Damned. Email.
         | 
         | I think very little of people who won't take the time to read
         | anything longer than a couple sentences. It's especially
         | galling because I work hard to write terse, bottom-line-up-
         | front style-emails.
         | 
         | Hot take: W/ LLMs being used to summarize text, and robust
         | text-to-speech, maybe I won't have as time-wasting calls. The
         | kind of person who can't be bothered to read probably likes
         | those kinds of things.
        
       | jerf wrote:
       | "If your messaging is vague, people will need to get on a call to
       | understand what you actually offer."
       | 
       | I am so tired of someone at work saying "Hey, we're thinking of
       | using X" (or "going to use X"), and I go to their web page, and
       | what is X? Why, it's a tool that will unlock the value of my
       | business and allow unparalleled visibility into my business to
       | connect with my customers and brings highly-available best-of-
       | breed services to us to secure and empower our business, which
       | has up to this point just been businessin' along without the full
       | power of businessy business that we could have been businessing
       | if we just businessed this business product earlier.
       | 
       | But...
       | 
       | .. what _is_ it?
       | 
       | Is it a hosted database? Is it a plugin to Salesforce CRM? Is it
       | a training program? Is it a deployable appliance or VM image? Is
       | it a desktop application? Is it a cloud service? Is it an API? Is
       | it some sort of 3rd party agency meant to replace some bit of my
       | business? Who is meant to use it? Developers? Business? Finance?
       | Ops?
       | 
       | These are all very basic questions that are only the very
       | beginning of understanding of what the product actually is, and I
       | frequently can't even _guess_ based on the home page. I have more
       | than once been told we 're using one of these products and linked
       | to the homepage in question, and still had to come back and ask
       | the person "Yes, but what _is_ it? "
       | 
       | The best thing you can do is hit the developer docs page, if
       | there is one, but even then it's fairly rare for there to be a
       | clear answer. You have to poke through frequently disorganized,
       | task-based documents with no clear progression as to "here's
       | where to start with our product" and frankly some products have
       | defeated me even so. I can get as far as "Ah, you have some sort
       | of web interface" and probably some clue about what it actually
       | is, but that hardly nails it down. You'd think I could juts
       | derive the answer almost immediately.
       | 
       | So glad it's not my job to poke through these things. I have to
       | imagine there's a lot of people who would equally find it a
       | breath of fresh air to hit a website and have _some sort of idea
       | what it is_ in 30 seconds or less.
       | 
       | I understand, even if it's not my personal philosophy, still
       | being vague on price so you have to call about that. I don't
       | understand the idea behind hiding what your product even _is_
       | behind such a thick layer of vague buzzwords that a professional
       | in the field is still left virtually clueless about what it
       | actually is even after a careful read.
        
         | BobbyTables2 wrote:
         | Of course, if you had already fully unlocked the value in your
         | business, you'd be leveraging accelerating growth and reaching
         | synergies few can even contemplate. Your go to market strategy
         | would be adaptable, extensible, on-demand, customer focused,
         | market driven.
         | 
         | How about we circle back to put a fork in it?
         | 
         | But seriously, when I see such nebulous companies, I
         | immediately look elsewhere. They are either trying to sell
         | snake oil or are just too clueless to understand what's
         | actually important.
         | 
         | Either way - a waste of time and effort.
        
         | bux93 wrote:
         | Even more frustrating is when you're specifically looking for a
         | simple tool to do X, but the marketing material is so
         | aspirational you can't even find out if they offer X, and
         | finally when you figure out that they DO offer X, it turns out
         | it's only X, and not world peace and an end to hunger like they
         | promised.
         | 
         | You just want a single-sign-on thingamajig with 2FA, but the
         | website is selling ultimate trustworthiness and compliance in
         | an everchanging regulatory environment for dynamic and growing
         | digital natives with federated AI. Hmm.
        
         | roelschroeven wrote:
         | I always try looking up the product or company on Wikipedia. If
         | there's an article there, that's more often than not a lot more
         | helpful than the company's own web page.
        
       | focusedone wrote:
       | Dear goodness will any other companies trying to sell to the
       | company I work at _please_ adopt this strategy. Please explain
       | clearly what your product does, how you handle security, and what
       | the enterprise license costs on the homepage.
       | 
       | Please do not harass us with calls and perpetual emails asking to
       | schedule calls. If a call is what it takes to answer basic
       | security and pricing questions, I loathe your company name before
       | we've spoken and am very interested in doing business with anyone
       | who *does* post that stuff online.
       | 
       | I do not understand why that's difficult, but it must be.
       | 
       | I wish I could use what this guy is selling.
        
         | paulg2222 wrote:
         | You are the norm in that you seem to be communication-averse.
         | Technical staff don't make purchasing decisions anyway.
        
           | poincaredisk wrote:
           | Not the parent, but I love communication. I love being able
           | to send a chat message to a teammember and get a response in
           | an hour, or an email at 8pm and read the response next
           | morning. What I hate is having to schedule calls for next
           | Friday just to get a response to a basic question, or being
           | dragged into pointless half an hour meeting just to say two
           | sentences about what I'm doing today.
           | 
           | But you're right that non-technical managers seem to love
           | that stuff
        
             | soco wrote:
             | They're maybe the same managers who love the RTO for the
             | sake of RTO.
        
           | acuozzo wrote:
           | > you seem to be communication-averse
           | 
           | Not OP, but I worked for years as a telemarketer as a
           | teenager, so I'm not afraid of speaking on the telephone.
           | _However_ , as I've aged I've found that I'm extraordinarily
           | bad at thinking on my feet and it is for this reason that I
           | loathe telephone calls now.
           | 
           | I was raised to be a people-pleaser and no matter how many
           | times I read "When I say no, I feel guilty" my gut instinct
           | during conversations in which I have to think on my feet is
           | to do whatever is necessary to avoid conflict with the person
           | with whom I'm speaking. With e-mail and other asynchronous
           | communication methods, this is not the case for me as I have
           | the time to craft the gentle-no or the push-back or to
           | properly word the uncomfortable question.
        
             | soco wrote:
             | This might be the very reason they prefer to call you, to
             | force you into rushed decisions. Because otherwise I can't
             | imagine the reason for spending scheduling time and minutes
             | (hours) of chitchat just to answer a couple of very basic
             | and totally repeatable question.
        
               | rubslopes wrote:
               | I have the same problem as the parent comment, and over
               | time, I learned that people would take advantage of it,
               | just as you mentioned. So, I decided to make my default
               | response to every offer: 'Let me think about it, and I'll
               | call you back.' Sometimes I only ask for one hour, but I
               | always need some time to think on my own about the
               | opportunity and make a sensible decision. This habit has
               | improved things a lot for me!
               | 
               | Since getting married, I've gained an additional great
               | excuse: 'I just need to check with my wife about this
               | important decision.'
        
               | diggan wrote:
               | > Since getting married, I've gained an additional great
               | excuse: 'I just need to check with my wife about this
               | important decision.'
               | 
               | Tip for unmarried people: You can still use the trick
               | above, no one would know or even care :)
        
               | Taylor_OD wrote:
               | Yup. Used to do sales. People are make way better
               | decisions async (over email) than in person or on a call.
               | People feel pressure to say yes in the moment and then
               | the cost of later saying no is much greater than it would
               | have been to say no over email.
               | 
               | The stress and all the negatives people are posting about
               | here is the point.
               | 
               | Before you demonize any company doing this... Know just
               | about every company with a product has a sales team of
               | some kind and they are all operating with similar models.
               | You are being annoyed by some sales people while the
               | sales people at your company are annoying someone else.
        
           | adamc wrote:
           | Some of us are time-wasting averse. I am never going to
           | recommend a product without a lot of answers, and it is never
           | going to get green-lighted without my boss feeling confident
           | of the answers. The faster I get the answers, the more likely
           | we are to follow-up. When getting answers is like pulling
           | teeth, other solutions get considered, including "develop
           | something in-house".
        
           | f1shy wrote:
           | I absolutely love communication, meeting people, etc. as far
           | as it makes sense! Typically is much better written.
           | Everything can be forwarded, is documented, no
           | misunderstandings...
        
             | kaffekaka wrote:
             | I agree about everything you wrote except the
             | misunderstandings. Written communication absolutely can and
             | do give rise to misunderstandings.
        
               | f1shy wrote:
               | I doubted for a second, as I wrote that. Yes, written
               | communication can lead to misunderstanding, but more
               | often in chat. Mails are a little better in that regard
               | in my experience. Because they are saved and seen by many
               | people, is easier to analyze what has been said, context,
               | etc.
               | 
               | But in general I would say, both can generate
               | misunderstandings, but lets say mail is easier to settle
               | down.
        
           | TeMPOraL wrote:
           | They're not communication-averse. They're just _not stupid_.
           | 
           | The human on the other end is an experienced, well-paid,
           | highly incentivized sales specialist, whose job is, to put it
           | bluntly, to screw you over as much as they possibly can.
           | Talking to them means entering negotiations on their terms.
           | Unless you're well-versed in dealing with salespeople, they
           | will play you like a fiddle. The business of their company
           | relies on clients clueless enough, or big enough to not be
           | sensitive to losses at this scale. It's plain stupid to
           | engage from a severely disadvantaged position if you have any
           | alternative available.
           | 
           | This applies doubly if they're cold-calling you. They are the
           | hunter searching for easy marks. You are caught by surprise
           | and entirely unprepared for the confrontation. The right
           | thing to do is to stay quiet and let them go chase someone
           | else.
        
           | thayne wrote:
           | > Technical staff don't make purchasing decisions anyway.
           | 
           | That isn't true at all, at least not at all companies. And
           | even when the final decision isn't made by technical staff,
           | technical staff often have an influence on the decision
           | unless the procurement process is particularly dysfunctional.
        
         | f1shy wrote:
         | > Please explain clearly what your product does
         | 
         | Please please!!! I'm so tired of sites with promises "double
         | your productivity" "never lose a file again" blabla... but they
         | never say what the product is really.
        
           | ceejayoz wrote:
           | Yeah, product websites have turned into pharmaceutical ads.
           | "Ask your doctor about Blogprexa!"
        
           | Alex-Programs wrote:
           | I've been reading about landing pages for my project, and the
           | standard formula is apparently to place that front-and-
           | centre, with what your product actually does second. So
           | often, though, it seems like they're so eager to tell you how
           | brilliant the product is, they forget to tell you what it
           | actually does.
           | 
           | And maybe that appeals to some people? I went with "Learn a
           | language while you browse the web" for https://nuenki.app,
           | and interestingly I have much more success from HN readers
           | (technical people who may be interested in languages) than
           | people from Reddit's language subreddits (interested in
           | languages, generally not technical).
           | 
           | So I wonder if it's a difference in attitudes based on
           | different groups. The hacker news crowd is asking "What have
           | you built?", and intend to work out whether they think it's
           | worth it once they know what you made, while reddit users go
           | "How can this help me?".
           | 
           | Perhaps I should create a second landing page, a/b test it,
           | and collect some stats.
           | 
           | Edit: I'm anecdotally noticing that the "Social proof!"
           | (testimonials) I added yesterday seems to have hurt
           | conversion if anything. I'm not convinced of the standard
           | advice here... definitely worth getting some data on.
        
             | chrisweekly wrote:
             | sure, features vs benefits
             | 
             | reminiscent of TV ads selling fantasies of complete
             | happiness and ultimate dream lifestyle, all kinds of
             | beautiful imagery and moving music... and the ad ends, and
             | still no idea what the product is or how it's
             | differentiated.
        
               | TeMPOraL wrote:
               | > _sure, features vs benefits_
               | 
               | Yeah, I don't understand why the standard advice is what
               | it is. Are most adults that stupidly naive to not realize
               | that _benefits_ are just lies? No company is actually
               | able to predict how and how much their product can
               | benefit their customers. Only customers themselves can
               | predict that, and to do it, they need to know the actual
               | things the product does, i.e. the _features_ , which also
               | happen to be the only objective things the company can
               | say.
               | 
               | And yes, in many cases, the buyer may not know enough to
               | correctly evaluate the features - but such buyer should
               | be aware that, in such situation, they're even less able
               | to tell if the benefits listed are realistic, or just
               | blatant lies. Buying by benefits is _stupid_ - the smart
               | thing is to find someone who understands the features and
               | ask them for advice.
        
           | joquarky wrote:
           | Same with some projects' readme.md: it will have a change log
           | and a few random details, but it doesn't tell me what it
           | does.
        
             | ezekg wrote:
             | This is the worst, especially when it's a library! Like,
             | show me the code!
        
         | ToucanLoucan wrote:
         | > I do not understand why that's difficult, but it must be.
         | 
         | Because historically and even presently to a distressing
         | degree, sales is not about communication, it's not amount
         | mutuality of purpose, and it's not about explaining what the
         | product is. If you have a product that does it's job and does
         | it well, and solves a problem for a person or a business, you
         | don't need a sales call because a sales email is more
         | effective. You need a sales call (and arguably, a salesperson)
         | when the value proposition isn't remotely that clear.
         | 
         | Most salespeople when you're on the phone with them do not care
         | about you as a customer. They care about making _their quota_
         | and /or getting _their commission._ I appreciate at my current
         | employer that while we offer bonuses for sales folks that
         | really go above an beyond, like scoring a large account or
         | solving a large problem, we don 't do commissions, we just pay
         | good salaries. That means the sales person as they're working
         | is not incentivized to sell _as much as possible,_ they 're
         | incentivized to figure out the (potential) client's needs, and
         | how we can best meet them, irrespective of what they end up
         | paying.
        
           | karatinversion wrote:
           | > we don't do commissions, we just pay good salaries
           | 
           | The semi-joke I always heard about this was that if you don't
           | pay commissions, you'll hire a sales team who are good at
           | selling you that they are doing a good job, rather than
           | selling the prodct.
        
             | koolba wrote:
             | Sales has to be commission based and you always hire at
             | least two salesman.
             | 
             | The biggest driver to make a sale is the commission. The
             | second biggest is fear of getting sacked because you're not
             | making as many sales as the other guy.
        
               | chuckadams wrote:
               | Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is
               | you're fired.
        
               | kjs3 wrote:
               | A classic. "Glenn Gary, Glenn Ross" and "Boiler Room" are
               | a great sales themed movie night.
        
               | kjs3 wrote:
               | Pretty much this or something like it, at least in my
               | experience the last 30+ years.
               | 
               | Sales seems to attract folks who are highly 'coin
               | operated'. The large majority (yes...always with the
               | exceptions) really, deep down, don't care about how cool
               | the tech is, or how it's going to change the world...they
               | care about the game of sales and you keep score in the
               | game by how much commission you earn. You really want the
               | salesthing that comes in with "Forget about the salary or
               | draw, I want a 100% commission comp plan" because that's
               | someone who is confident enough in their ability to sell
               | that they aren't worried about paying the mortgage or
               | buying groceries.
               | 
               | Tangentially, one of the worst things I've seen a sales
               | org do is cap commissions. All that incentivizes is "I
               | hit my cap...ima gonna go hang out on my boat until next
               | quarter because why work for sales I'm not going to get
               | comp'ed on".
        
               | sim7c00 wrote:
               | 'coin operated' people. thank you for that. :)
        
             | TeMPOraL wrote:
             | GP's company is (at least in their eyes) not interested in
             | _selling_ per se - quoting:
             | 
             | >> _That means the sales person as they 're working is not
             | incentivized to sell as much as possible, they're
             | incentivized to figure out the (potential) client's needs,
             | and how we can best meet them, irrespective of what they
             | end up paying._
             | 
             | I don't know what the name for that other thing is, but
             | it's indeed distinct from "selling" that salespeople do,
             | which boils down to begging, cajoling, tricking or coercing
             | you to buy their shit, no matter how useless or downright
             | harmful to you is, because that's what commissions combined
             | with competition incentivize. Not surprisingly, the bottom-
             | feeder telemarketing sweatshops are where this model is
             | present in its purest form - extreme competition, frequent
             | bonuses for top performers, and quick firing for not being
             | a top performer.
             | 
             | If I have a choice, I _never_ want to  "buy" whatever
             | someone's "selling" - I only want to do the whatever is the
             | "buying" equivalent for the not-selling thing I don't have
             | the name for.
             | 
             | It's not a B2B-specific phenomenon either. The B2C
             | equivalent of those salespeople are car salesmen (which
             | have meme status at this point), telemarketers, and those
             | people doing the Amway model, trying to sell some
             | Tupperware knockoffs[0] or barely working vacuum cleaners
             | or whatnot at 3-10x inflated prices, making you feel like
             | you had a good time instead of having just been scammed.
             | 
             | --
             | 
             | [0] - Ironically, Tupperware was _also_ sold in this model,
             | but it at least _wasn 't shit_.
        
           | zenlikethat wrote:
           | Nah, you definitely need calls. The idea that any product
           | sells itself to the point that a venture backed startup needs
           | is laughable. Lots of potential customers are clueless but
           | excited and in order to book large contracts, you need
           | someone to be a steward to work the contract through the
           | byzantine maze of leadership and procurement.
           | 
           | Salespeople harangue you for calls because it's objective
           | fact that it works to bring more dollars in, and the idea
           | that they say some magic words and then the customer suddenly
           | wants to buy is childish. They identify and address needs and
           | pain points.
        
             | TeMPOraL wrote:
             | > _Lots of potential customers are clueless but excited and
             | in order to book large contracts, you need someone to be a
             | steward to work the contract through the byzantine maze of
             | leadership and procurement._
             | 
             | That's called _exploitation_ , not stewardship.
             | 
             | It is what it is, but let's not pretend that the
             | relationship here is anything but adversarial. The
             | incentives are such that dishonesty and malice brings in
             | more sales, so honest salespeople get quickly outcompeted
             | by their dishonest co-workers, and companies with honest
             | business models get outcompeted by those with dishonest
             | ones. Buyers are in no position to change this, but that
             | doesn't mean they have to pretend it's fine, or play along.
        
             | bigstrat2003 wrote:
             | > Salespeople harangue you for calls because it's objective
             | fact that it works to bring more dollars in
             | 
             | Except as we can see in this thread, it's not objective
             | fact. They chase many customers away with such tactics and
             | are blissfully unaware.
        
           | Levitz wrote:
           | >Most salespeople when you're on the phone with them do not
           | care about you as a customer. They care about making their
           | quota and/or getting their commission.
           | 
           | This is my experience too, along with sunk cost. It's one
           | thing to look at a few service and compare pricing and
           | product, it's a whole different thing to book 5 different
           | calls with 5 different companies before you can even begin to
           | decide what to do, it gets extra bad when you have questions
           | they can't answer, so you book an additional call in which
           | you are informed that some important feature is out of the
           | question and tadaa, you just wasted a whole lot of time for a
           | bunch of people with nothing to show for it.
           | 
           | Anecdotally, I find engineers are way more prone to omitting
           | the video feed and to lean on emails as response mechanism. I
           | guess there's also a "people's person" vs "things person"
           | thing going on.
        
             | TeMPOraL wrote:
             | > _Anecdotally, I find engineers are way more prone to
             | omitting the video feed and to lean on emails as response
             | mechanism. I guess there 's also a "people's person" vs
             | "things person" thing going on._
             | 
             | To me, it's refusing to show up with a knife to a gun
             | fight. The company needs a thing. The "things person"
             | stands no chance in direct confrontation with a "people's
             | person" and they know it, so they to avoid calls (direct or
             | otherwise) to level the playing field. A "people's person"
             | _could_ fare much better against the seller 's "people's
             | persons", but then a "people's person" is in much worse
             | position to understand the thing the company needs in the
             | first place.
             | 
             | For buying things, a win-win outcome can occur only when
             | people on both both buyer and seller side are "things
             | persons".
             | 
             | It's basically a Prisoner's dilemma, with "people's person"
             | and "things person" in place of "defect" and "cooperate".
        
           | snacksmcgee wrote:
           | The irony of HN discovering how capitalism works when they're
           | on the receiving end of it.
        
         | nebulous1 wrote:
         | But they say what they do on their product page. They provide a
         | solution.
        
         | dyauspitr wrote:
         | On the other hand, I would hate to wade through email chains,
         | type out large emails and wait for delayed async responses
         | drawn out over days. I thrive when I can read the
         | documentation, come prepared to a call and have my questions
         | answered quickly in real time. There's also something about
         | quickly parsing the realtime information that brings out the
         | best and most relevant questions in me.
        
         | ikanreed wrote:
         | A lot of companies don't actually sell a product that does
         | anything useful, though. They sell an idea that sounds useful
         | to management, and obscuring the truth earns more money.
        
           | snacksmcgee wrote:
           | A crucial point that is lost on this venture capital-funded
           | forum: scummy garbage makes money. Taking sales people out
           | for steak and whiskey makes money. Lying makes money. (That
           | last point is especially funny considering how startups lie,
           | too, like having a landing page and no product but collecting
           | emails like you do.)
           | 
           | The economy is built on grifting, at this point, and every
           | time, people here are shocked, SHOCKED that that is the case.
        
             | spenczar5 wrote:
             | > The economy is built on grifting, at this point
             | 
             | I agreed until here. Obviously, lying isn't the only way to
             | make money. I make furniture and fix windows in old houses
             | for a living. Am I grifting?
             | 
             | When you stretch into hyperbole, you lose the ability to
             | convince people in the middle.
        
               | calebio wrote:
               | It's not that hyperbolic. I'd say the economy isn't built
               | on you making furniture and fixing windows in old houses
               | for a living.
               | 
               | Do folks like you exist? Yes. Is the economy built on
               | folks like you? No.
        
               | tomxor wrote:
               | > Do folks like you exist? Yes. Is the economy built on
               | folks like you? No.
               | 
               | Are you sure?
               | 
               | If you ignore human constructs such as companies and
               | organisations and quantify based on classifications that
               | make more sense for aggregates of workers, you might be
               | surprised how little of the economy is built on the F500
               | let alone venture capital unicorns.
        
               | kortilla wrote:
               | What do you think the economy is built on? Do you realize
               | how much is spent on basic things like energy, food,
               | construction of roads, buildings, houses?
               | 
               | It's very obvious when people straight up lie in these
               | industries because the physical thing never materializes.
        
               | pbhjpbhj wrote:
               | Yeah, if people were lying about utilities and
               | infrastructure we'd have a right mess... like sewage
               | pumped into rivers and onto beaches whilst water
               | executives take home PSmillions. Those same companies
               | begging for taxpayers money to do maintenance whilst
               | paying out billions to shareholders. And infrastructure
               | projects that look weirdly like ways to divert PSbillions
               | of tax resources into private hands whilst achieving
               | essentially no benefit.
               | 
               | /crying-in-UK
               | 
               | One of many stories about HS2 -- they managed to not
               | document procurement though, so the judges didn't turn
               | find evidence of corruption in that aspect (different
               | story) --
               | https://www.railtech.com/all/2023/10/23/british-high-
               | speed-r...
        
               | TeMPOraL wrote:
               | > _It's very obvious when people straight up lie in these
               | industries because the physical thing never
               | materializes._
               | 
               | Sort of. The trick in these industries is to instead
               | cheat on quality of materials and workmanship. Which is
               | how we're drowning in physical products to buy, and yet
               | most of them are barely functioning garbage - they've all
               | been "value engineered" to near breaking point.
        
               | hathawsh wrote:
               | Here is a breakdown of the US GDP in 2023:
               | 
               | https://www.visualcapitalist.com/visualizing-u-s-gdp-by-
               | indu...
               | 
               | I think it's fair to say that a large component of the
               | top two industries (professional services and real
               | estate) are shady. OTOH, there are a lot of industries
               | that seem less prone to corruption and more likely to
               | reward people for honest work.
               | 
               | That's just my POV, though.
        
               | csomar wrote:
               | I'd actually say it's opposite. The economy is built on
               | folks like him but rewards other folks making it seems
               | like his contribution to the economy is nil.
        
               | marxisttemp wrote:
               | What percentage of the GDP is furniture making and window
               | fixing? Yours is a noble profession, and like most noble
               | professions is barely a blip in the grand Machiavellian
               | scheme of capitalism
        
               | kortilla wrote:
               | People building physical things makes up far more of the
               | GDP than VC-backed startups producing vaporware
        
               | marxisttemp wrote:
               | If you mean manufacturing vs tech sector, then yes;
               | however much of manufacturing has become automated. I was
               | referring to actual craftsmen crafting things. Point
               | being, when people talk bad about capitalism, they're not
               | talking about artisans or craftspeople or other
               | tradespeople plying their trade, they are referring to
               | the system by which capital is accrued and hoarded by the
               | owner class
        
               | kjs3 wrote:
               | I get what you mean, but one could argue its a bit
               | hyperbolic (maybe false equivalence?) to draw a line
               | between the economic impact of small biz/single
               | proprietor and the economy writ large.
               | 
               | That said...thank gawd there's still room for biz like
               | yours.
        
             | marxisttemp wrote:
             | VC is an absolute cancer. All of these grifters claim to
             | love free markets, but the entire ecosystem is just
             | propping up companies operating at a loss until all their
             | competitors fold. At least these useless buzzword B2B
             | companies actually have some gormless entity willing to pay
             | them enough to keep the lights on without another 500
             | million dollar check from Daddy Andreessen lol
        
             | kjs3 wrote:
             | _A crucial point that is lost on this venture capital-
             | funded forum: scummy garbage makes money._
             | 
             | I don't think you quite understand how VC works.
        
               | TeMPOraL wrote:
               | Let me explain it to them, then: it's not simply that
               | "scummy garbage makes money". It's that scummy but shiny
               | garbage is given away for free, which makes the company
               | look great to potential buyers - typically large
               | corporations or the public (via IPO) - which allows the
               | company to be sold for stupid amounts of money before the
               | buyer realizes they bought a garbage factory, and _this_
               | is what makes investors money.
               | 
               | People who got the free shiny scummy garbage? They don't
               | matter, their only role is to grow a counter on financial
               | reports, and to serve as a backup plan - because when the
               | potential buyers realize too soon what they were about to
               | buy, the people holding the previously free garbage can
               | be squeezed for some money to hopefully make the
               | investors whole.
        
             | SubiculumCode wrote:
             | "...like you do" Is this a typo or a personal attack to the
             | parent?
        
               | figgyc wrote:
               | I think it's just a grammar thing, meant to read "having
               | a landing page and no product, but collecting emails like
               | you do [have a product]" - so not the parent being
               | disingenuous but the general practice.
        
               | andirk wrote:
               | "like" = "as if", and not in a Clueless inflection.
        
             | dilyevsky wrote:
             | > That last point is especially funny considering how
             | startups lie, too, like having a landing page and no
             | product but collecting emails like you do.
             | 
             | How dare companies do market research with potential buyers
             | to know what to build before they start building it! If
             | only we could setup massive factories that pump out hot
             | garbage that nobody wants and build roads to nowhere like
             | the soviets did.
        
           | nvarsj wrote:
           | Indeed. This is basically enterprise sales, and sales guys
           | will not be happy with anything else.
        
             | speckx wrote:
             | I just sent this article to an enterprise sales rep who has
             | been email me for weekly days for the last several weeks,
             | even thought I told them I was no interested and away on
             | vacation.
        
         | herpdyderp wrote:
         | Ironically, I also actually can't figure out what this company
         | does from its website.
        
           | diggan wrote:
           | The title on the website says "licensing & distribution", the
           | paragraph under that repeats it and the code example shows
           | some software trying to authorize a serial key to see if it's
           | valid or not.
           | 
           | I'm not sure how they could make it clearer? Maybe I'm in
           | some sort of licensing-bubble, yet I haven't actually done
           | any of those things myself, just seemed crystal-clear what it
           | is from spending 30 seconds on the top of their website.
        
             | michaelt wrote:
             | It seems reasonably clear to me, yes - although
             | "distribution" could mean a lot of things.
             | 
             | As the documentation is all public, though, it's easy
             | enough to see what they're offering.
        
           | Arch-TK wrote:
           | Really? They handle license keys (generation, registration,
           | checking). I didn't feel this was that confusing (aside from
           | being kind of an outdated problem).
        
             | cyral wrote:
             | Right, I thought it was extremely clear. The code sample on
             | the homepage really makes it click right away for
             | developers and confirm that it's what they need. While
             | developers might not be the decision person, I bet they get
             | a ton of leads from developers who find this company and
             | then ask their management for it.
        
           | nipponese wrote:
           | Recently I have been dropping the URL in ChatGPT and asking
           | what the company actually builds, problems they solve, and
           | how they make money. Especially for consulting firms, they
           | really try to differentiate themselves from competitors by
           | obfuscating what they actually do.
        
             | sesm wrote:
             | Did you find ChatGPT responses accurate for queries like
             | this?
        
               | nipponese wrote:
               | The responses have not been enshittified _yet_.
        
             | Sohcahtoa82 wrote:
             | > Especially for consulting firms, they really try to
             | differentiate themselves from competitors by obfuscating
             | what they actually do.
             | 
             | I mean, isn't that what Zombocom was created for? I always
             | assumed it existed to parody those firms.
             | 
             | You can do anything at Zombocom[tm].
        
           | melvinmelih wrote:
           | Initially, I thought it was a solution for companies to
           | manage their miscellaneous software licenses, but after some
           | time I figured out it's a solution if you want to offer your
           | own licensing. The gen-z ultra-wide fonts didn't help with
           | readability either.
        
             | Kye wrote:
             | >> _" The gen-z ultra-wide fonts didn't help with
             | readability either."_
             | 
             | The font is "Owners XXWide" and the font designer's various
             | mentions in publications suggest Elder Millennial at the
             | latest. I don't think we can blame the kids for this one.
        
         | castillar76 wrote:
         | Even just the pricing component would be lovely -- I'm _so
         | tired_ of the  "call us to discuss license cost" for anything
         | larger than "absurdly tiny". You don't need to make it penny-
         | accurate, even: I just need a sense of scale. If your product
         | costs something wildly outside my budget, wouldn't you rather
         | save your time to talk with people that can actually afford
         | what you're selling?
         | 
         | (I can hear the salespeople warming up in the silos already and
         | no: if I don't have $36 million right now, absolutely _nothing
         | you say_ will make it possible to  "find those dollars
         | somewhere".)
        
           | dowager_dan99 wrote:
           | I've seen (and experienced as the seller) 2 main reasons:
           | 
           | 1. we can try and squeeze as much juice as possible from
           | every enterprise client 2. we don't actually know our own
           | economics and/or your scenario is so unique we need to invest
           | effort to quote it within a magnitude
           | 
           | A distant #3: we offer a truly enterprise solution that is
           | too complex to present as a la carte. This happens, but
           | typically you're angling into consulting our bespoke
           | development. Even the most complex cloud scenarios can be
           | costed to the penny; you might not ever pay this but it's a
           | starting point. Maybe this sort of "soft judgement" is a good
           | use of AI? some degree if contextual reasoning, non-committal
           | answers, more complex than just a formula...
        
             | castillar76 wrote:
             | I could see that -- having worked for a large network
             | vendor in the past, there are some things that just don't
             | lend themselves to any kind of pricing without some kind of
             | scoping discussion. :)
             | 
             | Much like cloud users with k8s, though, I think a lot more
             | companies _think_ they have that problem than actually have
             | that problem.
        
         | cyanydeez wrote:
         | Its difficult because lying about "implementation details" is a
         | marketing detail.
        
         | arisudesu wrote:
         | May it happen that CloudFlare stops sending their call
         | invitations to me. I have an account at them which has shared
         | access to company domains, because sometimes I was needed to
         | assist with them. CloudFlare reps repeatedly e-mail me to
         | schedule a call, even after I replied to them and told that I
         | am not a person directly responsible for our domains and asked
         | to stop mailing me. Whoever was their rep at that time,
         | answered that they will stop. Some time passed, and they
         | started e-mailing again. Eventually I started putting their
         | e-mails to spam folder.
        
         | retrochameleon wrote:
         | I was in an email back and forth with someone that cold emailed
         | us about a service. Sometimes, I say "what the hell" and take
         | their pitch and see if it's actually worthwhile. But this guy,
         | after I asked him some basic details about his service and what
         | differentiates them, refused to answer my questions and
         | insisted on getting on a call.
         | 
         | Nope, I'm not interested. If you can't give me basic info
         | without wasting my time to get on a call about something I'm
         | not sure I give a shit about yet, then I won't do it. You lose
         | my business and my company's business by proxy. Marked as spam
         | and moved on.
        
         | RobinL wrote:
         | Schedule a call is a huge red flag to me because:
         | 
         | - it implies differential pricing, meaning they will charge you
         | as much as possible both now and in the future (when you may be
         | locked in)
         | 
         | - it usually obscures what the product actually does
         | 
         | Differential pricing is really pernicious because if the
         | product happens to be super valuable to you, they're likely to
         | find out and charge you even more
        
           | tashian wrote:
           | How should a company figure out what to charge for something
           | in the first place? Especially a startup that doesn't have
           | much market data to go on, and may be making something
           | entirely new that no one quite knows the value of. When this
           | is the case, one option is to do price discovery. And the way
           | to do that is to remove prices from the website, take calls,
           | learn about customers and their needs, and experiment.
        
             | earnestinger wrote:
             | If client pays for a link that's part of a chain, and
             | doesn't want the chain broken, and still has profit, it
             | means client can pay more, that link is worth more.
        
             | necovek wrote:
             | When you don't how valuable it's going to be, you at least
             | know how expensive is it to make.
             | 
             | For a company wanting to make a profit, you need to cover
             | your costs, so that's a minimum, with some reasonable
             | profit on top.
             | 
             | If you can't figure that out either, well...
        
             | TeMPOraL wrote:
             | > _and may be making something entirely new that no one
             | quite knows the value of._
             | 
             | How many such companies even exist at any given point in
             | time? In software in particular, that's going to be almost
             | none, and those few that are, won't be that for long. For
             | everyone else, there are already competitors doing the same
             | thing, and even more competitors solving the same problem
             | in a different way[0], giving you data points for roughly
             | what prices make sense. Between that and your costs being
             | the lower bound, you almost certainly have something to
             | work with.
             | 
             | --
             | 
             | [0] - There's no "someone has to be the first" bootstrap
             | paradox here. Even if you're lucky enough to genuinely be
             | the first to market with something substantially new, it
             | still is just an increment on some existing solution, and
             | solves a variant of some existing problem, so there _is_
             | data to go on.
        
           | wil421 wrote:
           | Have you ever done enterprise contracts? A lot of huge
           | companies won't touch smaller products because they can't
           | guarantee what they want. These are complex negotiations with
           | a lot of a la cart options.
           | 
           | What kind of products are you buying where you don't know
           | what they do?
        
             | sim7c00 wrote:
             | you are right. an enterprise products can never be ready
             | for any enterprise customer. they need custom solutions to
             | work with what they already invested millions in. each
             | customer is different there. most enterprise products are
             | ever expanding 'app platforms' or frameworks ultimately, in
             | order to be able to adapt to new customer environments and
             | needs quickly and efficiently. if they arent, most
             | environments will spit them out quickly and harshly. bad
             | for business on either side.
        
               | wil421 wrote:
               | The things I hate about this with SAAS products is they
               | usually gate keep things like sso behind the enterprise
               | plans.
        
               | physicsguy wrote:
               | From the other side, have you ever tried to deal with
               | corporate customers with SSO?
               | 
               | What normally happens: * Enterprise customer's
               | CIO/Legal/Security team demands SSO.
               | 
               | * You are put in touch with some support guy in India in
               | IT
               | 
               | * He doesn't know so has to go out to some external
               | consultancy to work with whatever hell they've layered on
               | top of Entra ID
               | 
               | * You end up getting sent a SAML configuration
               | 
               | * Said SAML configuration doesn't work for some reason so
               | you reach out again.
               | 
               | * You wait for a response for a month
               | 
               | * The people who actually want to use the product are
               | getting annoyed
               | 
               | * Somehow an exception is made, so user accounts get
               | created, people start using the product.
               | 
               | * 6 months later the exception is up, you've still not
               | heard from their IT team despite badgering them.
               | 
               | * Suddenly their IT team gets into gear, it all gets set
               | up and is working.
               | 
               | * Two years later, the SAML configuration is due to
               | expire. You reach out to the customer contact and the
               | whole game starts all over again because of course all
               | the people you previously spoke to have left.
        
               | necovek wrote:
               | > quickly and efficiently
               | 
               | Are we considering products like Salesforce or SAP
               | "enterprise app platforms" here?
               | 
               | Look for any of a million news reports on multi-year
               | "integrations" (sometimes even failed ones but always
               | over budget).
        
             | frereubu wrote:
             | Totally OT, but I love your typo "a la cart". It makes me
             | think of an early 20th century greengrocer with a cart of
             | vegetables and fruit trying to appear more sophisticated by
             | saying he's selling things "a la cart".
        
               | wil421 wrote:
               | Doh! Siri isn't the best for commenting.
               | 
               | Enterprise sales wishes they could have customer fill up
               | carts.
        
           | srveale wrote:
           | What if you sell a product where it's easy to determine the
           | cost for one user signing up by themselves, so you figure out
           | the required markup and publish that on your site. But large
           | organizations wanting licenses for each user will want a
           | discount, will want finer details about contracts, and often
           | some kind of unique adaptations to the product for their use
           | case. The selling company needs to know if its worth the
           | effort, in which case you have requirements gathering and
           | negotiations. Of course there will be differential pricing
           | depending on what the buyer company wants (cost goes up) and
           | if it's a whale of a deal that the seller really wants (cost
           | goes down) So... schedule a call?
        
             | jimbokun wrote:
             | > The selling company needs to know if its worth the effort
             | 
             | It's not worth the effort.
             | 
             | It's killing your ability to scale your sales process.
             | Unique adaptations kill your ability to scale product
             | development, as now you have a bunch of one off
             | deployments. Figure out ahead of time what discounts you
             | want for various tiers of user count.
             | 
             | If you are a startup, avoiding things that don't let you
             | scale are critical.
        
               | precommunicator wrote:
               | Nah, what you do is you add this feature for everyone,
               | unless it doesn't make sense
        
               | jimbokun wrote:
               | > for everyone
               | 
               | YES!
               | 
               | Adding features just for single customers doesn't scale,
               | adding features useful to many customers does.
        
               | srveale wrote:
               | This is what I meant in my comment. The seller needs to
               | know what the buyer wants, maybe its a big bulk discount
               | or an extra feature. If the seller decides the discount
               | is too steep, or the extra feature doesn't fit with the
               | road map, then no deal. Or maybe the deal really is that
               | big, and it's worth catering to some one-off demands.
               | 
               | None of this means "hiding" information, but you can't
               | put something like "We'll do X hrs of extra work if you
               | buy Y licenses". Just like the any store might have a 10%
               | discount if you buy a dozen, but if you want 50,000 then
               | there will probably be a conversation involved.
        
               | afiori wrote:
               | I believe this is one of the main reasons cloudflare
               | focused so much on Workers: it allowed them to replace
               | much of the one-off features they had to develop for
               | various customers
        
             | TeMPOraL wrote:
             | > _you sell a product where it 's easy to determine the
             | cost for one user signing up by themselves, so you figure
             | out the required markup and publish that on your site._
             | 
             | Then someone at a large organization can multiply this
             | number by the expected number of licenses they'll need, and
             | get a ballpark estimate for the (upper bound of the) costs
             | of the service, which is a critical input in determining
             | whether it's even worthwhile to consider talking to the
             | vendor. Having that information, the organization can
             | _then_ schedule a call to negotiate whatever extra
             | adaptations and discounts they need, or realize signing up
             | is unlikely to have positive ROI and skip it, which also
             | saves the seller from wasting their time on a deal that won
             | 't come through.
             | 
             | Vendors that hide critical information and pricing behind a
             | phone call are eating the risk of having their time wasted
             | on negotiating deals that would never succeed, trading it
             | for a chance to scam some clueless or loss-insensitive
             | companies for some big money.
        
               | mcny wrote:
               | > Vendors that hide critical information and pricing
               | behind a phone call are eating the risk of having their
               | time wasted on negotiating deals that would never
               | succeed, trading it for a chance to scam some clueless or
               | loss-insensitive companies for some big money.
               | 
               | That or they have "customers" who are knowingly or
               | unknowingly incentivized to have the vendor succeed.
               | 
               | People in marketing, often even those in higher levels,
               | know Google analytics. They have demonstrated experience
               | with it. They want to keep using it. They want their
               | employees to keep using it. Google Analytics plus or
               | whatever it is called iirc does not have a pricing page
               | publicly available.
               | 
               | Why does Google not have pricing available publicly? Why
               | do customers put up with Google? Is there any other
               | reason?
               | 
               | PS for those curious, I think this is one of the
               | limitations we hit with Google Analytics free
               | 
               | > Custom dimensions: 20 custom dimensions
        
           | StableAlkyne wrote:
           | > it implies differential pricing
           | 
           | Worse than that, calls aren't usually tracked. They will
           | forget they told you "oh we won't increase the price next
           | year," but they'll damn well remember the green engineer you
           | invited to sit the call who blurted out that the $75k/yr
           | license fee was "within budget".
        
           | mbesto wrote:
           | > Differential pricing is really pernicious because if the
           | product happens to be super valuable to you, they're likely
           | to find out and charge you even more
           | 
           | A super valuable solution to your problem is pernicious
           | because...checks notes...a provider is trying to align their
           | pricing with the value it creates with solving your problem.
           | 
           | I can't scratch my head hard enough.
        
             | TeMPOraL wrote:
             | > _a provider is trying to align their pricing with the
             | value it creates with solving your problem._
             | 
             | That's just an euphemism for "a provider is trying to
             | capture for themselves all the value their product creates
             | for you".
             | 
             | A real head scratcher. Perhaps has something to do with
             | there being no point of buying if all (or even most) of the
             | value flows back to the seller? Unless you're a nail
             | wholesaler and are happy with 0.1% margins because you sell
             | by truckloads anyway.
        
               | BeetleB wrote:
               | No, I get the purpose of his comment. For a complex
               | product and large customers, it's rare that you can guess
               | what is useful to the company and price it appropriately.
               | The product may offer 20 features, of which 5 are useful
               | to the customer. Your (few) pricing options may be
               | insufficient. You may have a pricing that offers only 3
               | of the features they need. They're not going to buy it.
               | Your next tier may offer 10 options. It has all 5 of what
               | they need, but too much more, so it's priced too high.
               | 
               | Even worse, your tier may have 10 options but _still_ not
               | capture the 5 they need.
               | 
               | So you negotiate, and they provide you the 5 you need at
               | a reasonable price.
               | 
               | This is standard.
               | 
               | Oh, and negotiating a trial period is almost always a
               | must. Perhaps a 2 week free trial is not enough for the
               | customer. If you could bump it to 4 weeks, it could lead
               | to a lucrative sale.
        
               | TeMPOraL wrote:
               | Right. The scenario you describe is reasonable. But as a
               | buyer, if you put out those few pricing options, even if
               | none of them match all my needs, I get to see both the
               | features you offer and the prices you ask, which gives me
               | the two critical pieces of information I seek: whether
               | you have the capability to satisfy some or all my needs,
               | and what order of magnitude we talk about in terms of
               | costs. If that information tells me that you might have
               | something for us, and it might fit in our budget, then
               | I'll be more than happy to call you, and spend whatever
               | time is needed to agree on a set of features and a price
               | that works for both of us.
               | 
               | The thing I want to desperately avoid is wasting time
               | dancing around the salesmen trying to overhype their
               | product while staying vague on the details, in hopes to
               | get me to buy (and pay as much as I can) regardless of
               | whether I get any value from it.
        
               | mbesto wrote:
               | > "a provider is trying to capture for themselves all the
               | value their product creates for you".
               | 
               | And what precisely is the problem? Obviously, we have
               | incomplete information, but in efficient markets ALL
               | providers all trying to capture the full value of the
               | solution they provide. With infinite time, markets
               | essentially adjust themselves towards this goal. As long
               | as that number is 99.99% (meaning the buyer creates an
               | additional 0.01% of economical value) it's still valuable
               | for BOTH parties.
               | 
               | FWIW most SaaS businesses severely underprice their
               | offering relative to the economic value they create.
        
               | RobinL wrote:
               | There's a theory an economics that says that the more
               | different prices a provider can charge the more of the
               | surplus they capture (ie they can tilt that percentage
               | towards the seller and away from the buyer).
               | 
               | Of course, if they're a monopoly provider and the buyer
               | really needs it, they have to cough up. But generally
               | there are substitute products. So the buyer would do well
               | to look for an alternative that doesn't do differential
               | pricing to capture more surplus for themselves.
        
               | TeMPOraL wrote:
               | > _And what precisely is the problem? Obviously, we have
               | incomplete information, but in efficient markets ALL
               | providers all trying to capture the full value of the
               | solution they provide._
               | 
               | Because:
               | 
               | 1) In efficient markets, all users also try to capture
               | full value they get from the they bought. Efficient
               | competition is purely adversarial.
               | 
               | 2) You say, "As long as that number is 99.99% (...) it's
               | still valuable for BOTH parties". Unfortunately,
               | incomplete information and information asymmetry makes it
               | more than likely that the "is trying to align their
               | pricing" so that this number is _more than 100%_. That
               | is, if you 're not careful, they'll scam you.
               | 
               | The two above are arguments why this is a problem _for
               | the buyer, in practice_. The next one is more general:
               | 
               | 3) Everything that's good and nice and human happens
               | inside _economic inefficiencies_. For human beings, a
               | truly efficient market is _a literal definition of hell_
               | - everyone 's suffering as much as possible, spending all
               | their energy to earn exactly enough to barely survive.
               | 
               | > _FWIW most SaaS businesses severely underprice their
               | offering relative to the economic value they create._
               | 
               | As it should be.
               | 
               | I'll say here what I say to people who talk about
               | stopping to post anything publicly, lest it ends up in
               | LLM training data:
               | 
               |  _Trying to capture for yourself 100% of the economic
               | value you 're producing is an extreme form of greed._
               | When companies try to do that, they get called _evil_ and
               | used as examples of everything that 's wrong with late-
               | stage capitalism and such. Human society works best when
               | people _don 't_ capture all their productive output, when
               | they actually do leave some money on the table, because
               | this allows others to take it and use it to innovate and
               | create more value - which, again, if they don't capture
               | entirety of it, allows even more people to build on top
               | of it.
               | 
               | All of us who produce, we also consume. Society and its
               | markets form an ecosystem, which needs some inefficiency
               | to evolve, be resilient and thrive.
               | 
               | (See also: running any system at 100% capacity is
               | "efficient" up until some random event causes the load to
               | grow ever so slightly, even for a tiny moment, at which
               | point the system suffers a cascade of failures and dies.)
        
           | zmmmmm wrote:
           | the obscuring is just as bad as the differential pricing
           | 
           | 9 times out of 10 even when you get on a call with them they
           | just tell you the product does everything but their
           | "consulting" or "support" will work to "configure" the
           | product for you to do it. Meaning, it doesn't do that and
           | they are going to sell you high priced consulting to ram
           | their square peg into your round hole until you either beg
           | them to stop or become stockholmed and invested enough that
           | you are persuading your own stakeholders that it really does
           | what it was supposed to.
        
         | hathawsh wrote:
         | People who behave this way are spammers and I mark their emails
         | as spam. It's a small gesture, but it feels good to help
         | identify the spammers.
        
         | mrandish wrote:
         | > ... post that stuff online.
         | 
         | > I do not understand why that's difficult
         | 
         | It's not. Having worked on the other side, both in startups I
         | founded and later as a senior exec inside the large F100 valley
         | tech company we were acquired by, this inability to communicate
         | what 'customers who want to buy' 'want to know' constantly
         | mystified me.
         | 
         | After deep diving into why it wasn't working at BigCo, I think
         | the root cause is systemic and it's the bottom ~80% of sales
         | and marketing people. In my experience, the top ~20% of sales
         | and marketing people are generally excellent. But the rest seem
         | to be 'performing' their job functions generically without
         | deeply thinking through how to most effectively communicate and
         | sell "this product" to "this customer" in "this context".
         | That's why so many product information pages follow templates
         | which supposedly implement 'best practices' but in reality are
         | pretty terrible. And it's probably why so many product pages
         | lead with vague puffery. I had an anti-puffery rule for
         | marketing copy: _only_ lead with statements of fact about what
         | makes this product different from the top three alternatives
         | which can be proven true or false.  "Best in Class"? Nope,
         | anyone can claim that. Say something concrete that matters that
         | we could get sued for lying about.
         | 
         | Typical entry level salespeople don't really care that most
         | introductory sales calls are a waste of everyone's time. They
         | are paid to do it anyway - and it's one of the few pre-sales
         | metrics that can be easily tracked, so lazy sales managers make
         | increasing introductory sales calls an objective. That's why
         | anyone suggesting #nocalls, or even just offering it as an
         | alternate sales funnel, faces so much resistance in an existing
         | sales structure. Even proposing an objective A/B test of
         | #nocalls met was met with departmental 'circle the wagons'.
         | After talking it over one-on-one with different stakeholders,
         | there was no clear reason they could articulate to oppose
         | trying it. I suspect it was part "this is the way we (and
         | everyone like us) always does it" and part fear that if it
         | worked it would upset current metrics, budgets and even head
         | count. Professional mid-level managers in large companies
         | aren't interested in upsetting their departmental apple cart
         | (or turbo-charging it), they just want to add a few more apples
         | to it each year.
        
         | blitzar wrote:
         | Burt. This bloke won't haggle!
         | 
         | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwWz0VM94m8
        
       | slama wrote:
       | My understanding is that enterprise purchasing teams are often
       | evaluated based on their ability to secure discounts compared to
       | the initial sticker price of the software. Therefore, having a
       | firm sticker price might make them less incentivized to purchase
       | your SaaS. I suspect many companies don't put pricing up front so
       | the email can say "Normally, we charge X per seat, but we'll give
       | you a special volume offer of Y"
        
         | ezekg wrote:
         | It's a part of the enterprise dance, sure, but I wouldn't say
         | they become deincentivized to purchase if you say no to
         | discounts or negotiations, at least up to p99.
        
           | mlhpdx wrote:
           | The two categories of enterprises I've seen most react
           | differently. There are staid, predictable and well understood
           | businesses that highly value discounts, some to the point of
           | absurdity. There are also enterprises with a more dynamic
           | nature that are going in new directions and highly value
           | flexibility. Most fall in one of those camps, and sometimes
           | both.
        
       | duxup wrote:
       | One thing I find with enterprise is your call sometimes isn't
       | entirely about you selling them on your product. It's about
       | learning about the enterprise, from them.
       | 
       | It's about feeling out their organization, their issues, and the
       | dynamics between different departments at that company. Even
       | issues they don't realize they have that are solvable. I find
       | none of that comes out very clearly in emails that tend to be
       | bullet point style focused but don't reveal the nature of the
       | issue.
       | 
       | I don't like calls either, but they are useful.
        
         | ezekg wrote:
         | I agree with this. This is why I still do the occasional
         | 'discovery call' with people directly involved in a project --
         | and is very clearly communicated as _not_ being a sales call.
        
           | tttttrhoww wrote:
           | One of the most infuriating b2b calls I've ever been on was
           | setup by our vendor to sound like this. After almost a year
           | of using their product (on a month to month plan), they
           | wanted to check-in and see what features we were using, what
           | we liked, didn't like and show us the new stuff they'd
           | released etc. And then in the last 10 minutes of an hour long
           | call, they dropped a little "we just need to go over some
           | administrative details" bomb where they started negotiations
           | to get us on a year long contract. I will never accept
           | another discovery call from this vendor again. It was such a
           | huge piss off.
        
             | duxup wrote:
             | Yeah that's terrible. I'd be all "not today man, talk about
             | the other stuff". If they didn't take that, I'd be done
             | with the call.
        
             | dilyevsky wrote:
             | Weird reaction to say the least assuming you were happy
             | with the product. I've been on calls where the vendor is
             | already on thin ice because the product doesn't work and
             | we're just making sure they are taking us seriously, where
             | AE knuckleheads try to use that as an opportunity to upsell
             | a higher tier of support or something. That's annoying and
             | ime never goes well.
             | 
             | Offering an annual contract though, which presumably comes
             | with a volume discount is a totally normal practice that
             | should benefit both parties assuming it's executed well.
        
         | WaitWaitWha wrote:
         | I do understand what you are writing.
         | 
         | For me, I can find out way more _quantifiable_ information by
         | just doing 15 minutes of OSINT, or even simpler pull up your D
         | &B report.
         | 
         | I do not trust my emotions.
        
           | duxup wrote:
           | You seem confidant in your ability to present your exact
           | needs and understand the product and so on, that's good,
           | you're probably right.
           | 
           | But when it comes to something complex, something someone
           | hasn't used before, and all the options and dynamics between
           | enterprise departments that might not be pulling in the same
           | direction, an email almost never covers it and often
           | enterprises aren't aware of it to put it in an email.
           | 
           | If you don't address / discover those things it is
           | potentially a recipient for disaster for everyone.
           | 
           | I've been on numerous calls where a potential customer is on
           | the call and even asking about basic features, then one
           | department head explains to the other "Well we can't do that
           | because X,Y,Z and our other systems A,B,C." and it's the
           | first those two departments REALLY heard each other talk
           | about that. Then we find ways to sort it out.
           | 
           | I've even been on calls where for most of it I'm just there,
           | not doing anything, it's the customer discovering their own
           | processes and working it out internally.
           | 
           | In email that's almost always "we can't do that" because of
           | course not, they're alone with their email, nobody is
           | explaining or offering solutions.
           | 
           | Right or wrong it's just human nature and email doesn't work
           | for some things.
        
             | TeMPOraL wrote:
             | > _You seem confidant in your ability to present your exact
             | needs and understand the product and so on, that 's good,
             | you're probably right._
             | 
             | It's not that - or at least not just that. The key insight
             | I feel some comments here are missing is, from the buyer's
             | perspective, the process is risky and (with market economy
             | being what it is), _adversarial until proven otherwise_.
             | All you 're saying is true, but until I know you better, I
             | can't tell whether you have my best interests in mind, or
             | are trying to plain scam me.
             | 
             | To use an analogy, there's a reason people go on dates and
             | gradually open up to a potential partner over extended
             | amount of time, instead of just marrying the first person
             | who promises the right things on the spot.
        
           | madars wrote:
           | Many organizations have a shadow org chart that you won't
           | learn from the website but will get some sense of that
           | structure in human interactions like calls.
        
           | brandon272 wrote:
           | A D&B report is not going to tell you everything you need to
           | know about a company and the dynamics and problems it has
           | with respect to the problem space that you and your company
           | deal with.
           | 
           | I mean, you could somehow get access to an entire company's
           | email history and it _still_ won 't tell you everything you
           | need to know. Whether people like it not, sometimes direct,
           | high-bandwidth human interaction is required to adequately
           | understand an issue.
        
             | WaitWaitWha wrote:
             | > and it still won't tell you everything you need to know
             | 
             | Talking to them will? we cannot have it both ways (the
             | entire company's email history is not enough to tell me
             | what I need, but meeting for an hour, say three times with
             | the salesperson will).
             | 
             | I think you _are_ right, but I do not need _everything_. I
             | just need good enough to make a decision to move forward.
        
         | TeMPOraL wrote:
         | > _It 's about feeling out their organization, their issues,
         | and the dynamics between different departments at that company.
         | Even issues they don't realize they have that are solvable._
         | 
         | I'd like to trust you and your intentions specifically, but in
         | the general case, this relationship is adversarial, so as the
         | potential buyer, I definitely do _not_ want you to  "feel me
         | out", and further disadvantage me in the coming negotiations.
         | I'm fine letting you on the details of my organization, its
         | issues and interdepartmental dynamics, but only at the point
         | when I know enough about you and your product to feel safe you
         | aren't just going to scam me.
        
       | francis-io wrote:
       | As someone who is also introverted and looking to start a
       | business in the next few months, this is something I'm going to
       | seriously consider.
       | 
       | When I'm on the consuming end of a service, I would always rather
       | help my self than interact with a sales person or support team.
        
       | boole1854 wrote:
       | The post is about how they have a no-calls policy, even for
       | enterprise sales. The author brags, "I nuked the 'book a call'
       | button from my pricing page".
       | 
       | ...But their pricing page actually has a big "Schedule a Call"
       | button when you drag the pricing slider into enterprise
       | territory: https://keygen.sh/pricing/
       | 
       | What am I missing?
        
         | ezekg wrote:
         | > No sales calls, except for a short 'discovery call' if
         | absolutely needed. Discovery calls are just a formality.
         | 
         | Author here. Quoted text is from the conclusion at the end of
         | the post.
         | 
         | I do the occasional 15m 'discovery call.' It's not a sales
         | call, but more of an formality where we intro each other and
         | then move onto email for deeper discussions.
        
           | boole1854 wrote:
           | Ah ha! Makes sense. Thank you.
        
       | moffkalast wrote:
       | One sane man in a sea of glorified door-to-door salesmen that
       | govern B2B.
        
       | WaitWaitWha wrote:
       | I would add video chats into this waste of time.
       | 
       | I can confirm as a (largeish) buyer, i despise useless calls and
       | video conferences.
       | 
       | I do not have time, and it costs me money to hop on a 20 minute
       | call just to find out it was a presentation of their slicks that
       | were in PDF, or go through 30 slides that they could have emailed
       | me.
       | 
       | It costs me money for a vendor and internal teams to eat time,
       | and my cost change depending on the time of the day. My rate is
       | highest during mid to late day. If you send me an email with the
       | info and I can read it in my morning quiet time, it (mentally &
       | $$) cost less, and I will be less grouchy.
       | 
       | there are some times when a call works. If the emails are
       | fruitless because the writers lack the ability to be succinct, or
       | cannot articulate what they need.
       | 
       | edit: @spiderfarmer wrote it much better.
        
       | Vaslo wrote:
       | My wife works in sales. She always pushes people to her email via
       | her voicemail or email signature. When people need really
       | technical support, there is a group of dedicated people to help
       | with that aspect. Technical support really isn't her job but in
       | her mind it kind of is as being an important point of first
       | contact to keep the relationship strong.
       | 
       | Granted, you need to be very responsive to your email, including
       | monitoring it a little on the off hours.
       | 
       | She continues to grow her business territory each year for almost
       | 2 decades and almost never makes sales phone calls. She does do
       | scripted presentations for big deals from time to time but gets
       | some support for those.
        
       | codegeek wrote:
       | Did the author forget to take "Schedule a Call" button from their
       | pricing page if you drag the slider all the way to the right ? :)
       | Kinda contradicts the entire post.
        
         | ezekg wrote:
         | I touch on this at the end of the post. It's a short 15m
         | 'discovery call', not a sales call. It's essentially a
         | formality to intro each other, make sure we're human, and move
         | onto email for any further discussion. Essentially, not all
         | enterprises will shoot you a cold email to start the
         | conversation, so this call is to capture those leads, with the
         | end-goal of having all real discussion in email.
         | 
         | tl;dr: some enterprises will bounce if they don't see a 'book a
         | call' button.
        
           | Kiro wrote:
           | But the entire article is based on the decision to remove
           | "book a call" from the Enterprise pricing.
        
             | ezekg wrote:
             | No, the entire post is around the decision to remove sales
             | calls from the pipeline.
        
               | Kiro wrote:
               | Still, you didn't remove it as you claim in the article.
               | For a potential customer booking a call there's no
               | difference, even if your intention is for it to only be a
               | "discovery call". What did you actually change on the
               | website?
        
               | ezekg wrote:
               | Actually, I did remove it, and it was gone for a long,
               | long time (years). But only recently did I add it back
               | because I discovered through a/b testing that I was
               | losing leads that didn't want to cold email us, so
               | instead of a cold email, they schedule a quick 15m call
               | that takes little to no preparation for on my end. What
               | it's not is a sales call, and it very quickly moves to an
               | email thread. I am very clear that we don't do further
               | calls past the discovery call -- it's all email (or Slack
               | if they want extended support).
        
               | portaouflop wrote:
               | So if a potential customer for your Enterprise tier says
               | "sure ezegk I will pay you 6k/mo but only if you do a
               | second call with me to discuss some open questions I had"
               | you will refuse and tell them you will only communicate
               | via email? I find that very hard to believe...
        
               | ezekg wrote:
               | It's a hypothetical, and it has literally never happened.
               | If they're ready to buy, they'll buy. If they need a
               | quick call, ofc I can jump on at that point, but it
               | really depends on what the call is about -- e.g. if they
               | want to know how to do something, email is a better
               | medium for technical topics.
        
           | codegeek wrote:
           | You seem to be doing this in good faith but honestly, there
           | is no difference between 'Discovery Call" and a "Sales Call".
           | The point is that the customer has to speak with someone
           | first. I do think it is required for enterprise deals but the
           | premise of your post seems to say otherwise.
        
             | ZeWaka wrote:
             | Yeah, I was annoyed at this too but I think they're
             | differentiating it by having the price already set, and
             | it's just a way for Companies to do the intro dance if they
             | want to. I know my immediate decision-makers at my company
             | wouldn't use a vendor if there was no call.
        
             | ratherbefuddled wrote:
             | The call offered here is optional isn't it? You can engage
             | entirely over email for enterprise deals.
        
             | ezekg wrote:
             | There absolutely is a difference between one 15-minute call
             | to see faces vs a pipeline of ten 30- to 60-minute calls
             | discussing requirements, compliance, pricing, billing,
             | onboarding, implementation, and support over the course of
             | 6 months.
        
               | satvikpendem wrote:
               | Sales calls usually start with a discovery call then move
               | to those later stages in the pipeline though, so you're
               | just calling a sales call by another name.
        
               | ezekg wrote:
               | I think this is being quite pedantic, especially if
               | you've done enterprise sales before.
        
               | satvikpendem wrote:
               | Well, no, it seems your distinction is what is pedantic,
               | as you are differentiating between discovery calls and
               | sales calls when most would call them one and the same.
               | This in my opinion undermines the point of your article.
        
               | ezekg wrote:
               | Fair enough. The point of #nocalls is to dip out of the
               | dance, not of all communication. :)
               | 
               | You can take it to the extreme, like I did for a long
               | time, or adapt it for yourself.
        
               | satvikpendem wrote:
               | I just read your other comment [0], this idea makes more
               | sense in that you don't do any future calls, it's more
               | like customer support in terms of helping them answer
               | questions rather than beginning a pipeline.
               | 
               | [0]
               | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42725385#42730669
        
       | that_guy_iain wrote:
       | I find it quite funny that if you go to the pricing page, they'll
       | funnel you into a call if you get to the enterprise part.
        
         | ezekg wrote:
         | I've touched on it in a few places, but you're right that there
         | feels like a disconnect there which I didn't catch until
         | pointed out. But there really isn't too much of a disconnect,
         | and it's nothing nefarious. It's simply that over the years of
         | doing #nocalls, I discovered that I was losing some leads that
         | didn't want to cold email us, so instead, I added a 'discovery
         | call' as a way to capture these leads -- not as a way to put
         | myself, and them, into some sort of endless sales call
         | pipeline, but as a way to start the conversation.
         | 
         | Really, all one of these discovery calls really are is a short
         | 15 minute call where I intro myself for 30s, they intro
         | themselves, and then I hear about their problem. After that, I
         | tell them yes/no we can solve that with X/Y/Z, thenI tell them
         | I'll follow up via email with additional links and
         | documentation unless there are any further pressing questions.
         | And in that email, I ask that they CC relevant team members
         | onto the email thread for further discussion.
        
       | frankfrank13 wrote:
       | Maybe this goes without saying, but this requires really good
       | self-serve for _most_ customers. In general it seems like the
       | trend is more fragmentation, rather than just  "more email" but
       | that does mean less call-driven --
       | https://www.mckinsey.com/capabilities/growth-marketing-and-s...
        
       | stapedium wrote:
       | If you are selling to a non-technical user, phone calls give them
       | a hint of your support. Email support is horrible. Turn around
       | times are too slow. This is the reason I wont buy another
       | framework laptop.
        
         | ezekg wrote:
         | You can get around this objection by simply being punctual with
         | email.
        
         | jval43 wrote:
         | Counterpoint: Recently dealt with a vendor at work and asked
         | their support several highly technical questions together with
         | a bug report for an issue we were having.
         | 
         | They not only answered in 1 day, but also provided a real
         | solution / workaround for our issue, as well as a technical
         | answer to the questions and a technical analysis of why the bug
         | occurs.
         | 
         | Outstanding support, and I would never have guessed it from
         | their website.
        
         | necovek wrote:
         | I've had both great and terrible email support (great where L1
         | immediatelly involved L2 support and I got a straight up
         | solution in 15 mins, for instance), but getting something done
         | over a voice call has never been that great!
         | 
         | If L1 can solve things for you, a call sometimes can work, but
         | really, if they can't, it meant multiple calls with L1 and
         | multiple calls with L2 (in one recent example, it took 4 months
         | for an issue to be resolved by internal support at BigCo where
         | I was repeatedly asked for the same screenshot, including them
         | recording me get to it a number of times, until I pinged their
         | manager's manager via email pointing how they have the solution
         | in there if they only read my emails, and got it resolved 2h
         | later).
        
       | Eridrus wrote:
       | This only works if your sales strategy is all about inbound
       | sales, i.e. content marketing (like this article)/ads.
       | 
       | But if you're an enterprise b2b company and want to grow quickly
       | rather than taking 8 years to go beyond 1 solopreneur like this
       | guy you're going to want to do outbound sales.
       | 
       | It's also worth noting that this guys is mostly doing small
       | deals. The literal largest price he has on his pricing page is
       | 72k/yr, which isn't tiny, but his typical deal size is likely
       | much smaller, so it makes total sense for him not to get on a
       | call for $49/month, because that is not a scalable strategy.
       | 
       | But many enterprise b2b companies have a more complicated product
       | than Keygen and charge orders of magnitude more than they do.
       | 
       | Which is not to say that he is wrong, it's just that this is the
       | correct strategy for scaling a low ACV product, rather than a
       | high ACV product. And a low ACV product has to have much broader
       | demand.
        
         | cainxinth wrote:
         | It also only works if your product is quite good. I think we
         | can assume a fairly normal distribution for the quality of
         | products where the vast majority are neither very good or bad.
         | An average company with average products will be more inclined
         | to try aggressive sales and marketing tactics because they
         | don't have a great product to help motivate sales.
        
           | tacticus wrote:
           | > I think we can assume a fairly normal distribution
           | 
           | Sturgeons law applies more to enterprise software and
           | products than any other space
           | 
           | "ninety percent of everything is crap" is just insufficient
           | in describing how bad the solutions in this space are.
        
             | intelVISA wrote:
             | Five nines?
        
           | Aromasin wrote:
           | I'd disagree - at the ends of the curve, there are a lot of
           | products that are effectively identical, at which point it's
           | a race to the bottom on price (often meaning a slow decline
           | in features until things are "cost-optimised") unless they
           | can bring another value-add to the table which is where
           | salespeople come in. Some of the best companies with the best
           | products have extensive sales teams because they don't race
           | to the bottom on price - they outcompete on getting first to
           | market of features that they only get to because they
           | understand their customer pain points deeply and find out
           | when the value add is.
           | 
           | I work in the semiconductor industry. A new chip might be
           | designed to run 500+ different protocols, if not more.
           | Coincidentally I had a meeting with one of our senior fellow
           | lead architects the other day, who said a good 60% of those
           | protocols came from suggestions by the sales team. These were
           | requests by customers with super niche requirements you
           | couldn't even imagine, even if you had an army of
           | postgraduate architects who spend all day reading papers
           | (which would be prohibitively expensive). Sure, a chip
           | designer might know to put the latest USB standard on it.
           | They might not know about some obscure broadcast protocol
           | used by only 4 or 5 companies but is the backbone for almost
           | every Premier League football game you watch on TV.
           | 
           | Good products are often only good because the sales team was
           | out there trying their hardest to start a dialogue with a
           | customer to win business, and in doing so listened to them
           | and acted on that.
        
             | blakesmith wrote:
             | Love this anecdote. Having a really capable sales team that
             | actually listens to customers unique needs, and feeds that
             | back into a better product can be such a huge asset. Your
             | sales team is usually a huge repository of unique customer
             | pain and problems (opportunities!)
        
         | mihaaly wrote:
         | "But many enterprise b2b companies have a more complicated
         | product than Keygen and charge orders of magnitude more than
         | they do."
         | 
         | And how a call will make it simpler? Or why a telephone call
         | becomes part of the service provided for the additional
         | (higher) price (instead of other alternatives)?
        
           | satvikpendem wrote:
           | The more that people spend the more they want to talk to an
           | actual human to make sure their product and psychological
           | needs are taken care of, in terms of being comfortable with
           | the sale mentally too.
        
             | ezekg wrote:
             | I haven't found this to be true, and I've done some pretty
             | large enterprise deals 100% over email.
             | 
             | People usually want a call because they don't know
             | something, not 'just because.'
        
               | satvikpendem wrote:
               | Depends at what level the company is at, especially if
               | they're non-technical. I've found that non-tech VPs and
               | executives definitely want a call, they'd never approve
               | an email-only deal.
        
               | ezekg wrote:
               | Fair enough. I sell to modern B2B tech companies so am
               | obviously biased towards that.
        
             | veggieroll wrote:
             | Maybe that's true for some people. But there's a lot of
             | frustration being shown here and elsewhere that proves
             | there is a demographic of people who really don't want
             | this.
             | 
             | Cars are similar I think. Sure maybe some people need help.
             | But there's is huge demand for a one-click, no-negotiation
             | car buying "experience" (or lack of experience rather).
             | 
             | My conspiracy theory is that this has more to do with
             | Salespeople and established sales channels (dealers) not
             | being able to understand this both because their job
             | depends on it and because they are naturally people-
             | persons. So it feels intuitive to them and they have
             | trouble understanding/accepting that many other are not.
        
         | cloverich wrote:
         | Mostly fair, but I disagree about the need for outbound for
         | rapid growth, based on some recent experience. Good PMF and
         | you'll be drowning in inbound. Still need a call and white
         | glove for bigger deals though.
        
         | manmal wrote:
         | People buy 100k cars online nowadays, why wouldn't a great
         | online presence also work?
        
           | elevatedastalt wrote:
           | A 100K car is a commodity product with very limited
           | customization.
           | 
           | If you don't like the car, the manufacturer is not going to
           | make a new one for you personally.
           | 
           | A large SaaS customer is the opposite.
        
             | randerson wrote:
             | You can go to the Porsche configurator website and design a
             | personally customized globally unique $300K+ car, and it
             | shows you not only the price but also what it'll look like.
             | So there's obviously nothing _technical_ preventing them
             | from letting people just order online, like with Tesla.
             | Frustratingly, you have to still go into a dealer for them
             | to click the submit order button, and they might add a
             | markup for this privilege despite them adding negative
             | value to the experience. It is just as frustrating as B2B
             | sales. I'm sure some buyers want to speak to a human, but
             | enthusiasts tend to know exactly what they want and they
             | dread having to "build a relationship" and wonder if they
             | got screwed because they didn't negotiate hard enough /
             | aren't good-looking enough / etc.
             | 
             | As for B2B sales, if AWS can show their pricing online,
             | which has to be among the most complex pricing in existence
             | - then so can every other SaaS company.
        
               | pythko wrote:
               | I think you and the parent comment are talking about
               | different scales. A large SaaS company deal could be
               | $300k _per month per customer_ , and the sales process
               | for a company like that can involve changing the software
               | to meet the needs of the customer. A very early lesson is
               | that what the customer says they need is not always the
               | same as what they actually need.
               | 
               | One of the many reasons calls happen is that customers
               | say "I need XYZ feature in order to do this deal," and
               | the salesperson then needs to ask why they need XYZ
               | feature, and what they want to accomplish, and maybe
               | existing ABC feature actually meets their need, or maybe
               | the company needs to develop XYZ feature to secure the
               | contract. Once you get into a complex domain, that is not
               | happening over email.
               | 
               | The article contains good advice to many businesses out
               | there, but it's worth considering the situations where it
               | doesn't apply, too.
        
               | randerson wrote:
               | It certainly makes sense for a deep dive sales
               | interaction if you're actually going to your product or
               | engineering team to make changes.
               | 
               | But if you're selling what's already on the truck, as
               | most of these companies are, then there is no reason for
               | the "call for pricing" for a standard enterprise plan.
               | Pricing pages should have a separate column for
               | custom/bespoke solutions, where it makes sense to have
               | "schedule a call".
        
               | driverdan wrote:
               | Funny that you picked Porsche as an example. Their sales
               | process is much like the terrible B2B experience. They
               | won't even sell you many of their cars if you haven't
               | purchased something cheaper from them in the past. Walk
               | into a dealer, tell them you want to purchase a GT3 RS,
               | and they'll laugh you out the door.
        
             | csomar wrote:
             | > If you don't like the car, the manufacturer is not going
             | to make a new one for you personally.
             | 
             | Yes, they will. I recall watching a whole kind of
             | documentary of it somewhere on Youtube. Essentially, luxury
             | brands will fully customize cars for customers and have
             | calls/meetings with them to discuss how the car will be
             | customized. It costs $$$$$ but they'll do it.
             | 
             | I think, too, that more important than income is the fact
             | that these rich people should be driving _their_ cars. It
             | 's a way to keep the brand positioned in that market.
        
               | elevatedastalt wrote:
               | So you agree that when companies want to truly give a
               | customized experience to their customers, they would get
               | on a call with them? I guess we are on the same page
               | then.
        
           | JW_00000 wrote:
           | But I guess 100k cars are bought are bought more in person
           | than 10k cars. For most people, the more money you spend, the
           | more you'd like to talk to a real human being.
        
             | manmal wrote:
             | That's not the case actually, if you consider that 10k cars
             | are mostly used ones. Those are usually test driven, and
             | haggled over first. And often taken in to a dealership to
             | check the internals.
        
         | themanmaran wrote:
         | We're primarily an enterprise b2b company, so definitely
         | couldn't get away with the "no calls" culture. BUT the "why do
         | calls happen" section is applicable to anyone really.
         | 
         | We need to hop on calls to close customers, but honestly we
         | could probably cut 1/3 of those calls by following some of
         | those suggestions.
         | 
         | i.e. better documentation, ready to go pricing proposals, pre-
         | filled security questionnaires, etc.
        
         | encoderer wrote:
         | That's what makes this approach interesting to share. By now
         | everybody is familiar with the enterprise software sales
         | process and it's nice to see how other companies are doing it.
        
       | keepamovin wrote:
       | OMG I'm doing this.
        
       | psim1 wrote:
       | I hate "let's just have a quick call" people. It's never quick,
       | it's always manipulative, and always a waste of time.
       | 
       | I have a client who tries to use calls to weasel out of paying
       | for things. Finally I refused to talk to him on the phone any
       | more. Some invoices remain outstanding but I'm not willing to
       | waste more time listening to BS. I can spend my time making money
       | from responsible people and meanwhile continue to have my invoice
       | system pester him.
       | 
       | Re: sales, there is no such thing as a quick sales call.
        
       | api wrote:
       | I love this aspiration and it's something I wanted to do, but
       | unfortunately if you get into a situation where you're wanting to
       | sell to larger more old-school enterprise or government customers
       | it's going to be hard to impossible to execute. Unless your
       | product is low cost and has no higher-level enterprise offerings,
       | you're going to have to have sales.
        
       | rjurney wrote:
       | Sounds like he ran up against the snails pace of enterprise
       | sales. It takes patience. When I cofounded a company selling a
       | KYC solution to global banks, I did a survey of 30 FinTech
       | founders on how long it took to get ink on paper with a global
       | bank. 18 months was the usual answer, and it took even longer to
       | get an actual check. If demand for your product is from large
       | enterprises and you don't plan for this up front you simply can't
       | survive. SaaS and "no meetings" are a great alternative... if the
       | demand is there and it scales to a real opportunity. A lot of
       | startups get lured into dealing with calls because a huge company
       | with a potential $1M+ sale looms and they could raise their next
       | round now if they close it. It is hard to say no.
        
       | MattyMc wrote:
       | > #4: They want to build trust
       | 
       | For my business (micro-SaaS EdTech), the value of building trust
       | with my customers cannot be understated. Further, I don't believe
       | i can effectively build trust with my customers in the way the
       | author describes; without meetings.
        
       | xyzzy9563 wrote:
       | I have a small B2C app that requires no calls or interactions in
       | general to get customers, just support afterwards. Currently have
       | a few hundred subscriptions. It's not much but makes me pretty
       | happy.
        
         | billyhoffman wrote:
         | I'm glad you are having success, but B2C is _wildly_ different
         | than B2B. I can 't think of any B2C company that could do calls
         | with customers. The economics don't make sense. Instead they
         | use large advertising buys to communicate, one way, with
         | current and prospective customers
        
           | xyzzy9563 wrote:
           | This is one reason I think B2C is good for solo devs despite
           | people constantly criticizing it.
        
             | ezekg wrote:
             | I disagree. B2C requires too much volume, both in terms of
             | sales and support, because the price has to be so low imo.
             | 
             | You either have to find PMF or you're going to die.
        
               | xyzzy9563 wrote:
               | If you learn how to do SEO you can get lots of free
               | volume. You need PMF though. The support is only needed
               | if your product doesn't work well or is hard to
               | understand.
        
       | chias wrote:
       | > we have a security page that outlines all of this, and
       | essentially answers the questions that are in most security
       | questionnaires we've seen.
       | 
       | And yet, you still have to fill them in, because the people who
       | ask you for them don't actually care to read them or do the data
       | entry, and generally don't even understand them. It's often clear
       | that they're the people who are supposed to be filing them out,
       | when you get questions like "is the data stored according to our
       | internal "level 3" designation described on this intranet page".
       | I find it so frustrating. They say they have questions. They
       | don't have questions, and they don't care about the answers. They
       | care about whether their spreadsheet automatically highlights and
       | cells in red.
       | 
       | "But hey, you want that sale don't you? So do my homework"
        
       | austin-cheney wrote:
       | I notice that when I started my software career everything was
       | mostly emails and some text messaging. Then 10 years later, even
       | before the pandemic, everything was a call. These weren't even
       | sales people, but other developers. Its like everybody suddenly
       | became allergic to putting things in writing and when pressed to
       | do so they couldn't.
       | 
       | Yes, there are some advantages to sharing screens. But, being
       | able to communicate with both precision and brevity in writing
       | has its advantages. I strongly believe this skill is what
       | prioritized me for promotion over my peers. It certainly wasn't
       | my work ethic. Hard work is not well valued when somebody who
       | works less hard delivers more.
        
       | masto wrote:
       | This pops up at an interesting time. I'm thinking about starting
       | a business that will require me to sell services to enterprise
       | customers, and I feel much the same way about phone calls. I
       | thought I would just have to get good at it, but maybe there's an
       | opportunity to rethink the base assumptions. If my potential
       | customers would rather have an e-mail exchange, I'd be all for
       | it, so at the very least I can present that option up front.
        
         | whiplash451 wrote:
         | If you dread customer calls, don't start a business that will
         | require to sell services to enterprise customers. It's that
         | simple.
        
       | dartos wrote:
       | This feels related to that "Nobody Cares" post from yesterday.
       | 
       | Nobody cares that calls are a pain, so everyone just keeps having
       | them.
        
       | meow_mix wrote:
       | this is not a good idea for most enterprise or even early-stage
       | startups
       | 
       | I don't think their business seems impressive enough to really
       | make this argument either
        
       | freedomben wrote:
       | I'm a CTO who makes purchasing decisions. There are numerous
       | products I likely would have purchased, but I either find a
       | substitute or just go without because I won't play the stupid
       | "let's get on a call" game.
       | 
       | If your website doesn't give me enough information to:
       | 
       | 1. Know enough about your product to know that it will (generally
       | speaking) meet my needs/requirements.
       | 
       | 2. Know that the pricing is within the ballpark of reasonable
       | given what your product does.
       | 
       | Then I will move on (unless I'm really desparate, which I assure
       | you is rarely the case). I've rolled-my-own solution more than
       | once as well when there were no other good competitors.
       | 
       | That's not to say that calls never work or don't have a place,
       | because they definitely do. The key to using the call
       | successfully (with me at least) is to use the call to get into
       | true _details_ about my needs, _after_ I know that you 're at
       | least in the ballpark. Additionally, the call should be done
       | _efficiently_. We don 't need a 15 minute introduction and
       | overview about you. We don't need a bunch of small talk about
       | weather or sports. 2 minutes of that is ok, or when waiting for
       | additional people to join the call, but beyond that I have things
       | to do.
       | 
       | I know what my needs are. I understand you need some context on
       | my company and needs in order to push useful information forward,
       | and I also understand that many potential customers will not take
       | the lead in asking questions and providing that context, but the
       | sooner you take the temperature and adjust, the better. Also, you
       | can get pretty far as a salesperson if you just spend 5 minutes
       | looking at our website before the call! Then you don't have to
       | ask basic questions about what we do. If you're willing to invest
       | in the time to get on a call, then it's worth a few minutes of
       | time before-hand to look at our website.
        
         | freedomben wrote:
         | Oh I might add another huge thing: Have a way to
         | justify/explain your pricing and how you came to that number.
         | When you have to "learn about my company" in order to give me
         | pricing info, I know you're just making the price up based on
         | what you think I can pay. That's going to backfire on you
         | because after you send me pricing, I'm going to ask you how you
         | arrived at those numbers. Is it by vCPU? by vRAM? by number of
         | instances? by number of API calls per month? by number of
         | employees? by number of "seats"? If you don't have some
         | objective way of determining the price you want to charge me,
         | you're going to feel really stupid and embarrassed when I drill
         | into the details.
        
           | JoshTko wrote:
           | I'm confused by this, why would sales team know in detail the
           | vRAM contribution to sales price, and how is it relevant to
           | your purchase decision? I've never heard of enterprise/SAAS
           | pricing to be based primarily using cost plus pricing.
        
             | adammarples wrote:
             | Isn't that exactly how a lot of things are priced? Ie.
             | Snowflake. Pay for compute, pay for storage, etc.
        
               | malfist wrote:
               | Some things are sure. But not most. You wouldn't expect
               | to go to McDonald's and they tell you (or even know) how
               | much the fertilizer to grow the corn that feed the pigs
               | that made the bacon contributed to the price you pay for
               | a burger
        
               | atq2119 wrote:
               | If McDonald's insisted on having a long sales phone call
               | to sell me a burger, then yeah, I'd expect them to be
               | able to provide me that information.
        
               | gitgud wrote:
               | Really? That means you basically want to know what profit
               | margins they're running at... which no business would
               | want to (or should need to) reveal
        
               | squeaky-clean wrote:
               | That's exactly what's happening to you when you're the
               | prospective buyer in one of those calls.
               | 
               | I'm not in sales, but I've had a job once where I could
               | see all the financials. And we would very often be
               | charging one customer 10x what we charged another for
               | exactly the same tier of service. Sometimes the huge
               | corps would be paying more for a lower service tier than
               | a small corp on a higher tier.
        
               | WJW wrote:
               | You can find that information in quarterly published
               | information for all publicly traded companies, and for
               | many non-public companies with only slightly more
               | searching.
        
               | IanCal wrote:
               | But McDonalds absolutely can tell you an objective
               | measure of what they charge you based on what you're
               | getting. They charge you x per burger and y per fries and
               | ...
               | 
               | The examples contained CPU and ram but that's not what
               | they say everything should be - just some objective
               | measure.
               | 
               | Snowflake charge by time, storage and size of machine -
               | though they never tell you what the machine actually is
               | underneath. I don't know what their "large" is.
               | 
               | Maybe it's by concurrent users, maybe amount of hours of
               | support, maybe API calls.
               | 
               | I think the key thing was "we'd charge you X because
               | you'd use Y" rather than "we'd charge you X because you
               | look like you might pay it"
        
               | freedomben wrote:
               | Yes especially enterprise software marketed toward
               | platforms/infrastructure usually are priced this way.
               | SaaS products aimed at consumers or high-level business
               | (like HR, Accounting, etc) often don't, so depending on
               | what people's experience is mostly they may think
               | differently
        
             | freedomben wrote:
             | Some products (especially infrastructure) still bill based
             | on (outdated and often irrelevant) core counts and memory
             | count. A few years ago I talked to a seller of a PDF
             | library/toolkit who wanted to know my production and
             | staging core count before they would quote me a price.
             | Explaining to them that it runs in a serverless function
             | on-demand was fun, especially because they would say things
             | like, "well, what's your average?" I would often reply and
             | say my average is defined by a function where you take the
             | number of active users (which itself is highly elastic) and
             | calculate for average runtime at 4 cores per user for
             | approximately 50 ms per page (which page count is highly
             | elastic too) and sum to get "average core use per month".
             | Needless to say it was like pushing a rope.
             | 
             | More common now with SaaS seems to be employee count or
             | some other poor proxy measurement for usage. I love
             | _actual_ usage based billing, but some of the proxies
             | people pick are ridiculous. Like, if I have 5 seats or 500
             | employees, but 2 users spend 6 hours a day in the software
             | and then 10 others maybe look at it once a quarter, paying
             | the same for those is absurd and is _not_ usage-based
             | billing at all.
        
               | ricardobeat wrote:
               | Usage-based pricing makes sense when you're buying
               | infrastructure products. For (most?) other things, the
               | price is based on value, not material cost.
               | 
               | The cost of that PDF generation might as well round up to
               | zero, but developing the tech cost multiple man-years of
               | work. How do you price that "objectively" unless you're
               | given a breakdown of the company R&D expenses, operation
               | costs and margins. That is not a reasonable request.
               | Either you're happy paying $X because it solves your
               | problem and brings equivalent value to your business, or
               | you're not.
               | 
               | I do agree seat-based pricing is often ridiculous, but
               | that's a problem for the free market to solve.
               | Alternatives usually pop up given enough demand.
        
               | freedomben wrote:
               | I agree that in general usage-based pricing makes the
               | most sense (particularly as that is a good proxy for
               | measuring how much "value" someone is getting from it),
               | my biggest complaint was that the way they were trying to
               | measure it was dumb and very outdated. It really only
               | made sense in a world where everyone was still running on
               | physical servers or VMs. I would certainly concede that
               | pricing is a _very_ hard problem for a product like this,
               | but whatever pricing they come up with should at least
               | map onto the system it 's being used in. Basing it off of
               | number of pages of PDFs generated might would make sense,
               | but they insisted on knowing how many CPU cores I would
               | be allocating (which makes little sense when it's
               | deployed as a highly elastic lambda function!)
        
               | doctorpangloss wrote:
               | You sound like the worst possible customer. Don't you
               | see? Nobody is obligated to serve cheap people.
        
               | freedomben wrote:
               | > _You sound like the worst possible customer. Don't you
               | see? Nobody is obligated to serve cheap people._
               | 
               | No, I don't see, but it's clear from your personal attack
               | that you do see and that you can help me, so thank you in
               | advance. Please, help me to see.
               | 
               | Can you please point out to me where I'm being the "worst
               | possible customer" ? Is it because I refuse to lie and/or
               | make shit up to jam my extremely square peg into their
               | round hole? (which I might add, would open me to legal
               | liability down the road if I guessed wrong (lawsuit for
               | underpaying license fees), or would mean I drastically
               | overpay and even bankrupt the company if I guess way too
               | high. What if I get one customer and use 500ms of a
               | single vCPU all month, but I guessed 50 vCPU?).
               | 
               | If they want to know things that I don't even know in
               | order to price them, what else should I do? I have a
               | theoretical product that doesn't exist yet, with 0 users,
               | 0 vCPUs, and 0 vRAM because it isn't deployed yet. I have
               | no idea if I'll get 10 users in the first year or
               | 10,000,000. How many vCPUs and vRAM should I tell them so
               | they can price it? Keep in mind this will be deployed in
               | an AWS lambda function so it scales literally on-demand,
               | demand that we have no idea of yet because the product
               | doesn't exist. We also have no idea how much CPU and RAM
               | it will even need, because again it doesn't exist so it
               | can't be profiled or measured. If you can't answer that,
               | I won't accuse you of being "the worst possible customer"
               | ;-)
               | 
               | Maybe a different approach. I have a PDF library that I
               | want to sell you. I typically charge $10,000 per vCPU per
               | month. You are thinking about building a product on top
               | of my library and ask me for pricing (which I don't
               | publish anywhere so you have absolutely no idea what to
               | expect). You have no idea how many users (if any) you'll
               | have, and you plan to deploy this as a lambda function
               | that can scale from 0 to Infinity almost on-demand. I ask
               | you how many vCPU per month you're going to use so I can
               | quote you a price. What is your answer?
        
               | eastbound wrote:
               | Salespeople often misunderstand value-based pricing. If a
               | product costing V dollars is made of N parts, then each
               | part provider claims their value is V, so they deserve
               | V-$1.
               | 
               | A PDF conversion may be required for the end-users, but
               | it doesn't make the entirety of the value of the product.
               | It just doubles it, as well as the N features before
               | that. But although each feature doubles the value of the
               | product, the order of features doesn't matter; A PDF
               | export might have been added as the second feature, but
               | the 10th feature still doubled it.
        
               | WJW wrote:
               | It's uncanny how accurately this maps to departments
               | claiming they contribute V-$1 of the total profits. Sales
               | argues they bring all the money, engineering argues sales
               | would have nothing to sell without the products being
               | made, platform claims no products would run without the
               | infra they provide, support claims everything would grind
               | to a halt without their constant babysitting of the
               | users, etc etc. Only HR and Facilities don't claim to be
               | directly responsible for any revenue, but that's only
               | because everyone needs them anyway.
        
               | stavros wrote:
               | Well, it's all true. Without one of these, there would be
               | no V.
        
               | Aeolun wrote:
               | > How do you price that "objectively" unless you're given
               | a breakdown of the company R&D expenses, operation costs
               | and margins.
               | 
               | You ballpark how long it would take you to build
               | something similar? You don't need any breakdown for that,
               | just a marginally competent engineer on staff.
        
               | immibis wrote:
               | Software developers:
               | 
               | > we can't do estimates.
               | 
               | Software developers as soon as estimating something would
               | be beneficial for them.
               | 
               | > all you need is one of us on staff, to do estimates.
        
               | mattzito wrote:
               | I spend a lot of time on pricing and packaging of SaaS
               | software and the challenge is real. Everybody says they
               | want simple pricing, which often aligns to seats or MAU -
               | but then they want usage-based pricing, but then they're
               | concerned about unpredictable costs and spiky usage.
               | 
               | Unfortunately, there's no such thing as a free lunch -
               | you can have simple and predictable but you will have
               | some users that you pay for that aren't getting value.
               | You can have usage-based billing, but then you run the
               | risk that anyone who uses an antipattern for the product
               | will suddenly cost you a ton (or consume all of their
               | allocated quota and be dead in the water, which is
               | differently bad).
               | 
               | The more flexibility you offer, the more complexity
               | you're putting onto customers and sales teams to
               | understand what's the best way for them to consume the
               | software.
               | 
               | There's also a lot of market pressure to "follow the
               | crowd" - even if you have an option that is (in your
               | mind) more customer friendly/favorable, if you are
               | structuring your pricing differently than the
               | competition, there will be customers who are concerned
               | that they're not getting "a good deal" or concerned that
               | the structure will end up being less favorable to them
               | over time (after all, why does everybody ELSE do it this
               | other way?). Sales reps also prefer pricing strategies
               | that are at least structurally consistent with other
               | products on the market, because it makes their lives
               | easier.
               | 
               | Similarly, it's very difficult to change pricing nad
               | packaging later on - changing price is relatively simple,
               | but changing units of billing or retiring an old offering
               | can be an extremely difficult task.
               | 
               | (disclaimer: these are just my own opinions, everything
               | is hard)
        
               | AlotOfReading wrote:
               | I've seen companies square this circle with capped hybrid
               | billing strategies. Customer gets charged the min of
               | bills. Bureaucratic customers that need specific billing
               | models can pick them but most people will accept the
               | savings.
        
               | mattzito wrote:
               | It's funny, this was actually one scenario that I thought
               | about mentioning but I had to get on a plane and was
               | running out of time.
               | 
               | It is true you CAN do this, but very few do, for a few
               | reasons:
               | 
               | One is, it's bad for margins - when you build a pricing
               | model, you inevitably end up creating a system where some
               | customers subsidize other customers. You assume each user
               | or unit of usage is going to cost you X/unit and you
               | charge X+Y. There is inevitably going to be a
               | distribution of users and their usage patterns and costs,
               | and the 90% percentile is probably going to be 5X, and
               | the 10% is probably going to be .2X. There's not any
               | malice there, it's just that different users have
               | different usage scenarios and they use the product
               | differently.
               | 
               | Another reason relates to the issues with usage-based
               | billing. Even in that scenario, whatever usage dimension
               | you measure on will have users that don't fit the profile
               | and they still end up being subsidized (from a margins
               | perspective) by customers that DO map to the profile. A
               | really naive example - you're a database company, you
               | want to be cheap for people to get started, you go with
               | usage based billing and charge based on storage. For most
               | customers, that works - assuming your product value is
               | apparent and differentiated, I think most people would
               | understand that "I have to pay more because I'm storing
               | more data, and accessing that data can be more expensive,
               | queries more complex, and the utiltiy that I get from the
               | database scales as the quantity of storage increases".
               | Great, usage based billing, let's do it.
               | 
               | But - then you have users who store very small amounts of
               | data but with incredibly high query volumes. Your options
               | are to either just eat the cost of those users (which
               | might be fine for some amount of time) or now start to
               | add additional dimensions on which you meter usage. So
               | now you charge for storage AND cpu time AND maybe
               | concurrent connections if that's a problem AND bandwidth.
               | Congratulations, you have now created the perfect usage-
               | based billing model, which perfectly assigns customer
               | charges to handle the multitude of usage patterns that
               | customers experience.
               | 
               | BUT, it's really complicated to explain to people, and
               | it's really complex to predict costs. That has two
               | implications, one of which is that your value proposition
               | has to be increasingly compelling as complexity
               | increases. To use the database example, at some point
               | someone at a customer will say "honestly, wouldn't it be
               | more predictable if we just spun up a couple of VMs and
               | ran a database instance ourselves?". Complex usage-based
               | pricing works if you've got incredible technology that
               | would be difficult to impossible for a customer to deploy
               | themselves, but if your value prop is convenience and/or
               | abstraction, you're diminishing that value as you make
               | the pricing model increasingly less convenient and less
               | abstract.
               | 
               | The other factor is that someone has to build and manage
               | the metering of all of these things. Even a single
               | dimension like storage is complicated - how do I bill for
               | additional storage? Do I look at the total storage at the
               | end of the month and multiply by X? That hurts users who,
               | say, run end of month batch jobs - but for you, users
               | that use huge amounts of temporary space and then free
               | them before the end of the month, that hits your bottom
               | line (depending on your own architecture). So maybe you
               | want to charge on a daily basis, but now every problem
               | gets more complicated.
               | 
               | Then, if you extend that across multiple billing
               | dimensions, it's just gotten harder and more complicated.
               | Now it's rock and a hard place time - you can stick to
               | one abstract usage measure that is easy to reason about,
               | but you're inevitably going to have some users that
               | underpay based on that usage measure and some that
               | overpay. Or you can add more dimensions and make things
               | more "fair", but everybody's lives are harder, both for
               | the customer and for you and your team.
               | 
               | When you give customers automatic optimization, you get
               | the worst of both worlds - you make less money on the
               | bottom 10% (usage-wise) of users/customers because they
               | end up falling into the usage based billing, and you make
               | less money on the top 10% because there is capped upside
               | for you as the provider. For customers, sure, it saves
               | them money, but what you're really giving them is a price
               | cap (not to exceed X).
               | 
               | I would say for the sales teams, it's also not great,
               | because they have all of the challenges of explaining two
               | different models. For enterprises, it's a mess because 1)
               | they'll probably want to negotiate specific billing terms
               | for their use cases (we don't want to pay X for
               | bandwidth, we want to pay Y) and other structural terms,
               | all of which your billing system needs to support.
               | 
               | At the end of the day, however you charge for anything is
               | an abstraction layer on top of your costs. That's true if
               | you charge per user, or per object, or per gig, or per
               | connection, or whatever else. It's all unit-based pricing
               | even if it's not _usage_ -based procing. You have to
               | decide how much work you want your engineers, customers,
               | salespeople, etc. to do in order to build, explain, and
               | understand how much someone will pay for software.
               | 
               | My general advice is to pick the simplest pricing model
               | that protects your margins and prevents abuse. For
               | infrastructure-y products, things like storage, compute,
               | network, are all reasonable meters. For SaaS products for
               | business users, per-user pricing is well-understood, and
               | there are things you can do if you really want to apply a
               | usage-based element there (bill based on MAU, or have a
               | MAU component separate from seats purchased). But there's
               | really only two scenarios - you pick a small number of
               | meters and understand that some customers will subsidize
               | other customers, or you meter across a bunch of
               | dimensions that align to your costs and create a lot of
               | complexity for your customers. Blending the two gives you
               | worse margins and the complexity of both options
               | combined.
        
               | AlotOfReading wrote:
               | Yes, it's worse for margins. However, we're in a thread
               | about how potential customers don't want to risk either
               | spending lots of money for services they won't use or
               | dealing with spikes. Not choosing one or the other
               | inherently puts the cost on the provider, shrinking
               | margins.
               | 
               | I don't think it's an especially hard model to understand
               | though. It's commonly called pay-as-you-go in consumer
               | mobile plans and sold as the cheapest option to customers
               | that may not even speak the language the fine print is
               | written in. Those consumers still understand the service
               | they're getting.
               | 
               | Telecom is actually a good example of how granular
               | billing _can_ get, but still produces an incredible
               | profit margin even with simple pricing strategies.
        
               | mattzito wrote:
               | Sure, it's also very easy to understand paying for deli
               | cold cuts by the pound, but it doesn't make it a good
               | comparison.
               | 
               | Consumer telecom is a great example of a very constrained
               | problem space. There's two levers, call time and data.
               | And the population of people who are consuming that are
               | limited to the size of the family.
               | 
               | By contrast, enterprise telecom is incredibly
               | complicated, with variable pricing by region, by time,
               | type of inbound number, and then the software that sits
               | atop that telecom is an additional license.
               | 
               | Telecom is also largely a commodity - one provider is the
               | same as the other. SaaS providers are fundamentally
               | trying to not be commodities, and so the comparison is
               | weak at best.
        
               | AlotOfReading wrote:
               | Consumer telecom is simple because providers have chosen
               | to simplify the pricing strategy, not because they don't
               | have other billing metrics available. You aren't required
               | to have a complicated pricing structure even for
               | incredibly complicated services. Doing so is a deliberate
               | product choice with consequences.
               | 
               | They're also not truly fungible, though that's mostly for
               | the higher end of the consumer market. Think about
               | TMobile's "uncarrier" marketing, or Verizon's network
               | coverage marketing.
        
               | immibis wrote:
               | And they have high enough volume to average out the
               | outliers.
               | 
               | Did you know that in New Zealand, some business/server
               | telecoms offer different plans based on how much of your
               | traffic goes overseas? It's connected to the rest of the
               | world with, like, five really long and expensive
               | underwater cables, but it's also a not-quite-tiny market
               | itself and if you can serve customers in NZ from a server
               | in NZ, you can avoid expensive routing. (Your customers
               | will also appreciate having a ping time lower than 300ms,
               | even if they don't know what ping time is)
               | 
               | Meanwhile, ISPs in Europe don't charge you extra based on
               | how much traffic you send to New Zealand, because you
               | could max out your 1Gbps flat rate with NZ-bound traffic
               | and it would still be a tiny percentage of all their
               | traffic anyway.
        
               | AlotOfReading wrote:
               | Didn't know about NZ, but it doesn't surprise me. Seems
               | like we mostly agree.
               | 
               | Another fun trap I've seen on the enterprise side is that
               | pinging different towers can have different charges.
               | Highest I've seen was $15 _per ping_.
        
               | mattzito wrote:
               | I think now we're just arguing semantics. The only
               | billing metrics for cell phones that are visible to the
               | user are usage in minutes and data. This is the easiest
               | type of metric to understand and meter - because it's
               | pure aggregation, and you have a fixed window over which
               | you count the number of bytes or minutes consumed.
               | Compare that to technology metrics like storage consumed,
               | query executions, etc. where the variability in units and
               | behaviors can be massive.
               | 
               | What would be other metrics that you could bill consumers
               | for that they could do anything about?
               | 
               | > You aren't required to have a complicated pricing
               | structure even for incredibly complicated services. Doing
               | so is a deliberate product choice with consequences.
               | 
               | You're making my point - the simpler you make it, and the
               | more abstractions you put, the more decoupled each billed
               | object is from the underlying costs. The implications of
               | that are that you have to be careful about making sure
               | that the economics work out, and that means either you
               | have some customers subsidize others or you are very
               | confident that customers can't use your product in such a
               | way that it turns your numbers upside down. At the same
               | time, that abstraction that you choose will not map to
               | how every customer wants to buy.
               | 
               | To go back to several posts ago, "per user" pricing is a
               | per-unit abstraction that lots of customers like and
               | understand. Sure, customers recognize that some users
               | will use more than others, but it's a deliberate product
               | choice that you abstract the more complicated dimensions
               | from the users.
               | 
               | It sounded like YOU, as a buyer, want a DIFFERENT
               | abstraction, which is "usage" - and again, that's
               | reasonable, but as a product team have to make exactly
               | the same calculus, which is "what metric do we use
               | instead as a proxy?", with the understanding that there
               | are lots of SaaS products where usage patterns are highly
               | variable and it is difficult to come up with single units
               | that cover your bases without making the per-unit price
               | higher than it might otherwise be.
               | 
               | It's not hard to imagine yet another buyer who says
               | (assuming the product metric chosen was "storage
               | consumed"), "wait, I like usage billing, but your per-GB
               | cost is really high for us, because we store a lot of
               | data, but we don't access most of it - why can't you just
               | charge me for data accessed?". You either say no or add
               | more billing dimensions.
               | 
               | > They're also not truly fungible, though that's mostly
               | for the higher end of the consumer market. Think about
               | TMobile's "uncarrier" marketing, or Verizon's network
               | coverage marketing.
               | 
               | It's interesting, because that ALSO proves the point,
               | because the only differentiation you are citing are
               | things other than what customers are being metered for.
               | There's availability differences, but that's orthogonal
               | to the billing metric. If I have connectivity, my minute
               | on tmobile is the same as my minute on verizon is the
               | same as my minute on mint, and the differentiation is
               | everything OTHER THAN the billed minute.
               | 
               | To wrap up - I don't disagree with you that there are
               | benefits to usage-based billing. The point that I am
               | making is that for essentially any SaaS product that has
               | any depth, it can be difficult to pick a single metric at
               | an attractive price point that a) covers your margins
               | across the spectrum of usage behaviors, and b) maps to
               | the metric that the vast majority of your users want. If
               | you try to make everybody happy, you either lose the
               | simplicity or you hurt your underlying margins while
               | simultaneously making everybody's lives harder.
        
               | derefr wrote:
               | What you described _is_ likely usage-based, in the sense
               | that the (presumably cloud) vendor usually has to
               | _reserve_ a certain amount of resources per user, "just
               | in case", because they don't know  / can't predict your
               | activity pattern. Same reason VMs are still charged for
               | when started but idle: they reserve their CPUs.
               | 
               | What people really want, when they say "usage-based
               | billing", is _outcome-based_ billing. They want to get
               | charged money whenever they hit the button in your
               | software that _makes_ them money (or, for a cost-center,
               | _saves_ them money.)
               | 
               | Think of e.g. tax prep companies. (For the average Joe
               | employee), they don't charge you money up-front; instead,
               | they take a part of the net-positive return they fully
               | expect to find you. They make you happy, then take a
               | slice of your happiness at the exact point that they're
               | making you happy. Outcome-based billing.
        
               | xp84 wrote:
               | Yes. There's nothing more obnoxious to me than products
               | like Figma where my company has a limited number of full
               | licenses. They are super stingy with what my account type
               | can do, so the 2 times per year when I need to get
               | involved inside a Figma document or even a FigJam board I
               | have to go begging for someone else's license, but it
               | would be way too costly to pay as much per seat for the
               | entire company as we pay for our designers, for whom
               | that's obviously a core tool.
        
           | lotsofpulp wrote:
           | >When you have to "learn about my company" in order to give
           | me pricing info, I know you're just making the price up based
           | on what you think I can pay.
           | 
           | That is how 99% of sellers do business. The upper end of the
           | price range is what the buyer can pay, the lower end is what
           | their competitors are asking for. Some sellers are lucky to
           | have few competitors, so they can waste more of the buyers'
           | time trying to narrow down exactly how much they can or are
           | willing to pay.
        
             | willcipriano wrote:
             | This is how a lot of consumer businesses are pricing now.
             | 
             | Then they use the same consulting firm as their competitors
             | to set prices.
        
               | wat10000 wrote:
               | It's how any sensible business sets prices. Your cost
               | sets a floor, that's all. You set the price at whatever
               | level makes the most money.
               | 
               | Many prices end up being a little higher than costs, but
               | that's because competition drives prices down close to
               | the floor, not because businesses set out to do that.
               | 
               | Why do grocery stores have coupons? It's not because
               | they're charitable. It's because coupons are a way to
               | charge higher prices to people more willing to pay.
               | Trying to figure out your customer's willingness to pay
               | and matching that with your price is nothing new or
               | unusual. The tactics just change when the purchase is big
               | enough to have dedicated salespeople.
        
               | vajrabum wrote:
               | That is actually price fixing and illegal. Not that in
               | the current regulatory environment that there's likely to
               | be enforcement.
        
             | mhb wrote:
             | So the college model.
        
             | TeMPOraL wrote:
             | Which is why you shouldn't engage with those sellers and
             | companies they represent unless you have no alternative and
             | are truly desperate.
        
           | jhallenworld wrote:
           | >you're just making the price up based on what you think I
           | can pay
           | 
           | It should be based on the email address used. If, for
           | example, your email ends in @google.com, you get charged
           | more. If it ends in @aol.com, then they take pity on you and
           | you get a discount.
           | 
           | My co-worker's grandfather owned a TV repair business. The
           | price was entirely based on the appearance of the person and
           | had nothing to do with the actual problem. This way rich
           | people subsidize the repairs of poor people.
        
             | WJW wrote:
             | More like the people who appear rich subsidize the repairs
             | of the people who appear poor. Probably usually fairly
             | accurate but it's amusing to think about the edge cases
             | where the truly rich don't feel the need to dress wealthy
             | anymore and get their TV repaired for cheap.
        
               | Aeolun wrote:
               | One of the big benefits of wealth is that everything
               | costs less. This is just an extension of that.
        
               | WJW wrote:
               | Don't want to be a hater but the parent of my previous
               | post was literally about charging more for rich people.
               | That is the entire point of enterprise plans too.
        
               | eru wrote:
               | Wealthy people usually spend more---just because they are
               | less price sensitive and care more about other metrics.
               | 
               | I'm not sure how everything 'costs less'?
               | 
               | You could say that wealthy people can substitute money
               | for time. So they need to spend less eg working hours for
               | each good consumed.
        
               | l0ng1nu5 wrote:
               | I think he's getting at the pair of boots theory.
               | 
               | https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boots_theory
        
               | Aeolun wrote:
               | That. You can spend money to save money in the long run.
               | Just buy the house instead of having to pay for mortgage.
               | Invest it so that it's generating money while you do
               | nothing. Many things only accessible if you already have
               | money.
        
               | shkkmo wrote:
               | I wouldn't go as far to say "everything costs less" but
               | it is pretty well that established that poverty is very
               | expensive.
               | 
               | A couple of key examples:
               | 
               | Food deserts often mean that groceries are more expensive
               | in poorer areas as opposed to neighboring rich ones.
               | Additionally, bulk food is cheaper but requires having
               | enough funds to buy more than your immediate needs.
               | 
               | It is generally cheaper to own your own home than to rent
               | and low income people are going to pay higher interest on
               | the same home loan.
               | 
               | It is always cheaper for rich people to borrow money than
               | poor people and poor people are often forced into debt in
               | situations where rich people can dip into savings. Having
               | to pay interest on your rainy day debt is way more
               | expensive than getting paid interest on your rainy day
               | savings.
               | 
               | That last one is huge, and tends to compound across all
               | kinds of other areas, increasing the effective price that
               | poor people pay for almost everything.
               | 
               | In the most general sense, it is often feasible to spend
               | more money up front to save money down the road. The
               | amount of interest poor people have to pay to do this
               | reduces or even totally wipes out any savings.
               | 
               | This is all pretty well documented and studied. It's part
               | of the unfortunate feedback cycle at the bottom of the
               | economic bracket that makes climbing back out harder the
               | poorer you get.
        
               | 0_____0 wrote:
               | I know at least one millionaire who seem to own _maximum_
               | one pair of pants that doesn 't have holes in it.
               | Especially in tech, it can be hard to tell. The one
               | conversation I had with a FAANG CEO, he was wearing
               | athletic clothes, as if he'd ducked into the office
               | during a run.
        
               | immibis wrote:
               | You don't care how much money they have, but how much
               | they'll spend on your product. If they won't spend much
               | on pants, they probably won't spend much on your product,
               | either.
        
               | 0_____0 wrote:
               | It's not a good indicator that they won't spend money
               | either. These people have a different idea of what's
               | worthwhile, and often times indicating status through
               | clothing is not something they see a ton of signal in.
        
               | snowfarthing wrote:
               | According to "The Millionaire Next Door", this is
               | actually a surprisingly common "edge case". The "rich"
               | are the people who diligently save and invest, get their
               | hands dirty at what they do, and don't care about
               | pretenses -- they'll drive a beat-up pickup truck because
               | it helps them at their work, and they can take it out for
               | fishing and hunting, and they can have it paid off --
               | while that pretty Porsche is going to just sit in a
               | driveway and rust, because it's too nice to take it for a
               | run doing the things you want to do!
               | 
               | Whereas the "high income" people -- typically doctors and
               | lawyers -- are spending lots of money on nice suits and
               | cars and homes, but have little to show for it in terms
               | of actual wealth.
               | 
               | Having said that, I don't mind the rich who aren't
               | pretentious getting a discount. I'd call it a "pretention
               | tax". What's further ironic is that the former tend to
               | appreciate paying a little extra if it ensures that a job
               | is well-done, whereas the latter tend to skimp on paying
               | extra, and often get the poor-quality results you'd
               | expect.
               | 
               | And yes, there's exceptions to both categories, too --
               | indeed, it's not as if it's _hard_ to live within your
               | means as a doctor or a lawyer, if you don 't mind looking
               | a little "lower class" as a result (and if your clientele
               | are the working class, this may even be a bonus!). But
               | it's nonetheless a fascinating dynamic to keep in mind!
        
             | shepherdjerred wrote:
             | > This way rich people subsidize the repairs of poor
             | people.
             | 
             | tbh I have no problem with this as long as the work was
             | done well.
        
             | IG_Semmelweiss wrote:
             | Correct. Market value is not the cost of making X plus a
             | margin. Many people get that wrong.
             | 
             | Marker value is what someone else is willing to pay.
        
             | yndoendo wrote:
             | If I remember correctly, Amtrak does something like this
             | for pricing their train tickets. It is not the cost of
             | going from A to B. It is priced so the more populated area
             | travelers, North East Coast, pay higher to help reduce the
             | cost for those in the middle of the USA. This helps make
             | tickets more adorable for the more poor individuals.
        
               | theoreticalmal wrote:
               | > make train tickets more adorable
               | 
               | amtrak uwu
        
             | carimura wrote:
             | I've always wondered about this. My wife always tells me to
             | close the garage when folks come to the house to give us
             | bids on jobs so they don't see the cars. Not that a Tesla
             | indicates wealth but I guess it indicates something? I tell
             | her she's paranoid... maybe she's not.
        
               | Latteland wrote:
               | I think your wife is right. I have a tesla and I always
               | think about that indicating something. Also Tesla's are
               | so ubiquitous it doesn't matter that much like it used to
               | be, and you can get a used one for pretty cheap. But that
               | rich guy reputation still persists.
               | 
               | And then now that we have Elon Musk following the Howard
               | Hughes self destructive cycle (greatest video game player
               | AND ceo of 5 companies who posts all day on social
               | media), there's a very possible negative takeaway -
               | especially in tech it's hard to know. I live in a
               | ridiculous world, I actually see 'got mine before elon
               | was a doofus' bumper stickers. We should all try to judge
               | each other on actual behavior and choices. I'm an asshole
               | completely separate from buying a tesla a decade ago,
               | people.
        
               | cafard wrote:
               | Henry Ford was a real piece of work for a good while. I'm
               | not sure how much it would have affected his sales--not
               | that he was selling to the upper end of the market.
        
           | ozim wrote:
           | You know it might be also priced on "this guy feels like a
           | pain to work with after the way he asks questions, let's put
           | the price up". There is no way to objectively explain that
           | without having person offended - so I am going to put a price
           | I think will cover me dealing with BS questions or attitude
           | of the customer and if he walks it is still a good deal for
           | me.
           | 
           | We might think that companies need every single sale - well
           | no sometimes you want to fire a customer or not take one on.
        
             | TristanBall wrote:
             | You don't have to change you process, so you can still
             | explain it rationally.
             | 
             | Just leave off the "then I multiplied by 10" part.
             | 
             | Which I did by accident once ( not by 10, but it was still
             | substantial )... but it turned out the customer was
             | delighted because we were still 50% vs their existing
             | vendor.
             | 
             | Enterprise pricing is a farce.
             | 
             | I very much agree with the poster above about vendors
             | disqualifying themselves.. another red flag for me is the
             | Two Suits and Skirt pre-sales Hydra Monster that big
             | vendors love to send around, to scare you into letting them
             | capture all the value that their purporting to provide you.
             | 
             | And yes, the above shows I've been both sides of the fence.
             | I felt it was going to be good experience, and it was, but
             | I have regrets too.
        
           | risyachka wrote:
           | The price is set by the market. It never was and never will
           | relate to the seats/resources used/etc.
        
             | immibis wrote:
             | The price is set by the market as a function of some
             | sellers charging by seats, others by resources used, etc,
             | and some buyers preferring simple pricing models, others
             | preferring usage-based, etc.
        
           | ascorbic wrote:
           | >just making the price up based on what you think I can pay
           | 
           | It's called supply and demand, and it's the way things have
           | been priced since the dawn of commerce. The only time the
           | price is based on cost is when the market is competitive
           | enough to drive that price down, and the cost acts as the
           | floor. Even then, if you can get your costs below those of
           | your competitors then it's your competitors cost that can act
           | as the floor.
           | 
           | The way things should be priced is based on the value it
           | gives you. If your service makes me or saves me $100 of value
           | per month, I should be prepared to pay up to a little below
           | $100 for it.
        
             | radicalcentrist wrote:
             | No it's not called supply and demand, it's called price
             | discrimination. The way things should be priced is based on
             | the value it gives the market as a whole. Anything further
             | is an anti-competitive attempt to vacuum up more of the
             | buyer surplus.
        
             | ratherbefuddled wrote:
             | > It's called supply and demand
             | 
             | Supply of the kinds of services under discussion here is
             | rarely limited in any practical sense, so scarcity does not
             | play.
             | 
             | > The way things should be priced is based on the value it
             | gives you. If your service makes me or saves me $100 of
             | value per month, I should be prepared to pay up to a little
             | below $100 for it.
             | 
             | This ignores opportunity cost. Very few buyers have
             | infinite cash, they do tend to have infinite ways they
             | could spend money though and many of them will give a far
             | better return than a couple of percent.
             | 
             | In reality if you're adjusting your pricing to try and
             | extract the most you think you can get away with from the
             | customer, you will lose a substantial number of buyers -
             | and probably more so with buyers who have a technical
             | mindset.
        
             | Latteland wrote:
             | And also, the customer has the money and gets to make a
             | choice. Sure, supply and demand is a real thing. But there
             | is also a notion of friction blocking the sale. Everyone
             | absolutely hates considering a new purchase that doesn't
             | give you clarity on details and price.
             | 
             | So that CTO says I'm probably not going to bother with you
             | if you don't have a clear price. I also practice this
             | purchasing way. Everyone should. So sure, someone in sales
             | will fight to the death to justify their strategy of
             | obfuscation and charging what the market will bear, and to
             | try to justify their presence in the sales process with
             | some kind of commission and argument about how they caused
             | pain for the buyers and got more money. Meanwhile, company
             | B sold me a widget for whatever, I already paid them, there
             | was no salesperson wasting time on either side.
        
               | immibis wrote:
               | As a corporate executive, buying things for good prices
               | is a substantial part of your job. You're not some
               | grandma looking for a movie to watch who will bail if she
               | can't figure out how much it costs. Sure, you can refuse
               | to buy things altogether, but it won't be very good for
               | your company - these kinds of companies seem to have been
               | broadly outcompeted by ones that do buy things.
        
               | freedomben wrote:
               | Sure, but as a corporate executive you also have a
               | limited amount of time. If you invest all of your time on
               | inefficient sales processes then you may only get to
               | consider one or two or three providers. If instead you
               | eliminate the ones that have bad signs (like heavy price
               | obfuscation) you can instead focus on the vendors that
               | don't do those things. In the end you might not get the
               | best product and/or the best price, but the same is also
               | true if you waste all your time jumping through sales
               | hoops and aren't able to examine more players.
               | 
               | If jumping the hoops guaranteed the best price, then I
               | would agree with you, but I would vehemently disagree
               | that it does.
        
             | j1elo wrote:
             | What you're saying is akin to someone entering a clothes
             | shop and the store clerk asking what they work on, to gauge
             | the T-shirt prices according to the client's salary.
        
           | exe34 wrote:
           | is that how you present the price to your own customers? or
           | do you operate on value based pricing?
        
           | lowkey_ wrote:
           | I've always agreed with this take but now as a B2B founder
           | doing sales, I think it can honestly be interpreted a lot
           | more charitably.
           | 
           | I get on an initial discovery call to learn a few things,
           | like:
           | 
           | * How much will it cost us to support you based on what
           | you're using our platform for?
           | 
           | * How expensive is this problem for you today?
           | 
           | * From there, how much money could we save you?
           | 
           | My goal is to ensure a (very) positive ROI for the lead, and
           | that we can service them profitably. That's how I put pricing
           | together. It seems pretty reasonable.
           | 
           | Our platform is also rather extensible, and I want to make
           | sure that they'll understand how to use it and what it's for,
           | instead of becoming an unhappy customer or wasting their own
           | time.
        
         | _nhh wrote:
         | I wanted to hire a personal trainer who just couldnt coordinate
         | a call with me and I asked him to send me the details per mail.
         | They said they dont do emails so didnt choose them as it was to
         | scammy for me
        
           | moffkalast wrote:
           | They don't do emails? What are they, illiterate?
        
             | _nhh wrote:
             | i think so xD
        
             | SoftTalker wrote:
             | Quite possibly.
        
         | giancarlostoro wrote:
         | Going to add the most important thing: It is perfectly fine to
         | end calls early if it feels like it has phased itself out.
         | Don't be afraid to do so! Everyone on the call is costing
         | someone else a lot of income. This goes for internal or
         | external calls.
        
           | freedomben wrote:
           | Yes, seriously. When a sales call is scheduled 30 minutes but
           | 5 minutes in we have a conclusion, you get a lot of good will
           | points from me if you thank me for my time, ask me if there's
           | any other questions I have, and then conclude the call. You
           | can even make this explicit with a quip like, "I'll give
           | everybody 20 minutes back!" then it's clear you are being
           | courteous with our time.
        
             | giancarlostoro wrote:
             | Some people dont know when to end calls early and everyone
             | else is too polite to tell them to end it. I had a manager
             | who made it a point to suggest to end a call early. I try
             | not to force calls to end early unless I know everyone on
             | the call. I notice when its all devs its really easy to
             | suggest ending early vs when non devs are on a call unless
             | a dev manager does it.
        
         | nu11ptr wrote:
         | For #2, someone once said there are two pricing models (was it
         | Joel Spolsky? Don't recall..):
         | 
         | $0 - $999 - direct sale/download, pricing on website
         | 
         | $50,000+ - full sales team, no pricing on website
         | 
         | And essentially not much in between... this has perhaps changed
         | a bit with SaaS, but this is still semi true.
        
           | egorfine wrote:
           | Oh yes it was Joel Spolsky:
           | https://www.joelonsoftware.com/2005/11/18/price-as-signal/
        
             | ChrisMarshallNY wrote:
             | That's like a restaurant, with no prices on the menu.
             | 
             |  _" If you have to ask..."_
             | 
             | I would definitely like to never have to talk to another
             | "people person," and no-calls-but-we'll-give-you-the-info-
             | you-need policy sounds great.
        
               | TeMPOraL wrote:
               | You mean a restaurant that gets away with serving
               | mediocre food for ridiculous prices, because the "no
               | prices on the menu" gimmick generates enough
               | status/prestige to compensate for any customer
               | dissatisfaction? I.e. the restaurant equivalent of being
               | famous for being famous.
        
               | ChrisMarshallNY wrote:
               | Wouldn't know. I generally avoid those joints.
               | 
               | My tastes are a lot more plebeian.
               | 
               | Unfortunately, I have to eat in one, every now and then,
               | but I always walk away disappointed.
        
             | crottypeter wrote:
             | I think you mean this link:
             | https://www.joelonsoftware.com/2004/12/15/camels-and-
             | rubber-...
        
               | egorfine wrote:
               | Indeed.
               | 
               | Given that I am the original russian translator of this
               | article, shame on me for not remembering exactly which
               | article it was.
        
         | epolanski wrote:
         | I'm a freelancer and sometimes I have to recommend software or
         | services for my clients.
         | 
         | When I evaluate choices I automatically remove all of those
         | that don't have pricing up front as I have no time nor
         | intention to do this. I don't think any company lost millions
         | on me, but many lost tens of thousands.
         | 
         | API providers are the worst, but I kinda understand them.
        
         | sz4kerto wrote:
         | Are you me? I'm a CTO too, and I feel _exactly_ like this.
        
         | thrawa8387336 wrote:
         | TLDR; please don't call him, he really doesn't like calls. Must
         | be a gen z
        
         | throwaway98797 wrote:
         | your probably leaving money on the table then
         | 
         | i'd find that unacceptable as a ceo
         | 
         | you got to do the work to do what's best for the company, not
         | yourself
        
           | mlyle wrote:
           | But part of doing what's right is considering opportunity
           | cost.
           | 
           | If buying something would be a win for an org takes up too
           | much organizational bandwidth because of how hard it is to
           | procure, then it's not worth fiddling about trying to buy it.
           | 
           | The org gains a whole bunch of time he's not wasting on
           | useless calls.
        
             | throwaway98797 wrote:
             | when your purchasing 100k+ products having a conversation
             | makes a lot of sense
             | 
             | lots of opportunities to find easy win-win
             | 
             | finding out what the salesmen incentives are and working
             | with them can lead to a good outcome
             | 
             | obviously not worth it for smaller ticket stuff
        
               | mlyle wrote:
               | There's a bazillion things we could be thinking about
               | buying.
               | 
               | Being able to serve yourself and figure out if there's
               | any fit removes friction. Spending an hour on an initial
               | sales call to find out that information isn't optimal.
               | 
               | As he's said, when he's desperate, he will do more work.
               | And he is willing to do calls when it makes sense, but
               | expects them to be efficient and expects to be able to
               | _qualify_ the vendor.
        
           | TeMPOraL wrote:
           | No, they're protecting money on their company's table from
           | being taken by random sellers. "Let's get on a call" game
           | seldom leads to better deals for the buyer.
        
             | Moru wrote:
             | I see it like this. If the seller can have salespeople
             | waiting on a call, there can be better deals somewhere
             | else. If the seller can have people cold-calling other
             | companies, there most certainly is a better deal around
             | that they don't want me to know about.
             | 
             | Over the years I have developed a salescall aversion to the
             | grade that I hang up as soon as I my unconciousness have
             | detected one. It has gone so far that I have had to
             | apologize to our salespeople calling me and I just hang up
             | by reflex. Very awkward I tell you.
        
               | TeMPOraL wrote:
               | Who knows, maybe there is no better deal, maybe the cold-
               | calling salesman is actually offering the very best deal
               | there is on the market. Then again, maybe the Nigerian
               | prince really needs help with their fortune, and I really
               | just won a car for being the millionth visitor on that
               | news site[0].
               | 
               | Point being, some stranger is calling me and asking for
               | my money. I don't know enough about them to give them
               | money just because they say it's going to be worth it.
               | 
               | --
               | 
               | [0] - https://xkcd.com/570/
        
           | blitzar wrote:
           | CTO's time is worth ~$10k a day, spending a day "on calls" to
           | save $2.50 is unacceptable.
        
         | bdavbdav wrote:
         | I'd extend that to sales calls where they try to get you to
         | bend your requirements to fit the mis-aligned product.
        
         | HideousKojima wrote:
         | >2. Know that the pricing is within the ballpark of reasonable
         | given what your product does.
         | 
         | My goto line is "I can get a ballpark estimate for chucking 22
         | metric tons into low earth orbit, why can't I get a ballpark
         | estimate for your boring enterprise software library
         | licensing?" Links to SpaceX pricing help here.
        
         | dimatura wrote:
         | Agreed. As someone in a place to make purchasing decisions, if
         | I can just sign up and try something without having to "jump on
         | a call" and sit through a demo, I'm more likely to do so. I'm
         | more willing to meet afterwards if I like what I see.
         | 
         | As it happens, a while back I did exactly this for a company
         | after reading a post about their launch on HN. In a later
         | conversation with their CEO, I found out we were their first
         | customer!
        
           | eastbound wrote:
           | You can go to the SpaceX website and see the price of
           | rockets. You can literally enter your credit card numbers to
           | pay for it.
        
             | mushufasa wrote:
             | you mean... the gift shop with the model rockets?
        
               | WJW wrote:
               | No, go to https://rideshare.spacex.com/search?orbitClassi
               | fication=2&la... and click through a couple of times. It
               | literally asks you for your contact data and credit card
               | number so you can pay 650k USD for launching 15 kg to
               | LEO.
        
               | wat10000 wrote:
               | Technically you're just paying the $5,000 deposit with
               | your card. They probably don't want to eat the card
               | processing fees on the full amount and will request some
               | other sort of transfer for the remainder.
        
             | dimatura wrote:
             | I'd wait to see if they have a good black friday sale.
        
         | ccppurcell wrote:
         | Also, this is very minor but phrases like "get on a call" or
         | worse, references to jumping or hopping, really irritate me.
         | What's wrong with that good old English verb "to have"? Or
         | better yet, call is (believe it or not) a verb! Can I call you?
         | Maybe. Can we hop on a quick call? Absolutely not.
        
         | griomnib wrote:
         | This sort of cuts both ways, I'm on the small business selling
         | side.
         | 
         | Sometimes somebody will want a call, I'll do my dance, tell
         | them the price, then they try to nickel and dime to get a lower
         | price - which isn't on offer. That blows a lot of my time.
         | 
         | On the other hand, the software I sell solves some novel
         | problems at scale and is designed to be extensible - so in
         | cases where somebody wants to build on the foundation I've
         | built I really do need a call to figure out if there's a
         | missing feature or similar I'd need to build out, or if there's
         | some implementation detail that's highly specialized to a given
         | situation.
         | 
         | By and large my evolving strategy is to not have a fixed price
         | listed online, and to reply to emails promptly with pricing
         | with offer to have a call for complex situations.
        
           | ryandrake wrote:
           | As someone else posted, SpaceX lists their prices to launch
           | things into space. Your software situations are more complex?
        
             | jaredklewis wrote:
             | That doesn't seem like a logical inference to me.
             | 
             | A house construction contractor doesn't have a price list
             | for the sake of obscuring prices, nor because house
             | construction is more complex than space flight.
             | 
             | It's because houses are custom and thus prices are too
             | variable to list in any meaningful way.
             | 
             | For a SaaS product with significant custom integration
             | work, it seems reasonable that prices might also vary in
             | the same way.
        
               | kijin wrote:
               | A small-scale contractor doesn't have a price list, but a
               | real estate developer who builds an entire subdivision at
               | a time definitely has a price list. There might be taxes
               | and fees on top of that, but everyone expects that
               | anyway. At least the base product should have a clear
               | price tag.
               | 
               | If I can tell in advance whether your SaaS product costs
               | $10/seat/mo or $100/seat/mo, I'll probably feel more
               | comfortable asking whether the custom integration work
               | will cost $50k or $100k.
        
             | griomnib wrote:
             | There are many companies that charge "x" per weight of "y"
             | to go from "a" to "b". How they get "y" from "a" to "b" is
             | complex, but the actual pricing is quite simple compared to
             | bespoke business solutions. It's just freight.
        
             | dilyevsky wrote:
             | > SpaceX can provide unique interfaces for Payloads with
             | mechanical interfaces other than 8", 15", or 24". The Sales
             | team will contact you with pricing if you select this
             | optional service.
        
         | psyclobe wrote:
         | Case in point this dumpster fire of a product: aparavi.com
        
         | randerson wrote:
         | My least favorite is when I relent and get on their call, and
         | after 30 minutes of answering their questions, they say "OK,
         | next step is we'll schedule another call with our product
         | specialist, because i'm just a sales guy and i didn't really
         | understand most of that."
        
           | sjburt wrote:
           | The worst part is that the sales person has to go back and
           | pitch their team on whether it's worth their time to get back
           | to you.
        
         | shin_lao wrote:
         | What's the most expensive software you bought?
        
           | zoogeny wrote:
           | lol, believe it or not this was an interview question one of
           | my Director of Engineering used to use to sus out the
           | experience of people. As I read the parent comment I was
           | thinking the same thing.
           | 
           | Be careful listening to this kind of advice. You never know
           | what ballpark the "CTO" is playing in.
        
             | shin_lao wrote:
             | I'm just thinking about 6 to 7 figures software investment
             | and trying to understand how you could do that without
             | several meetings.
        
               | driverdan wrote:
               | Easy, use JIRA and give your whole company seats. Add on
               | some other Atlassian products and you'll quickly get to
               | 4-5 figures per month.
        
         | joemclarke wrote:
         | I'm a CTO as well and never get on these types of calls to get
         | more details and pricing since they can be such a big waste of
         | time. Someone else from our organization will get on the call
         | instead and then give me the pricing details so we can make a
         | decision.
        
         | chefandy wrote:
         | I've had too many bad sales experiences to deal with that. The
         | second someone tries to force me into a sales call for a non-
         | customized or self-configurable service or product, I assume
         | they're just shamelessly setting me up to extract as much money
         | from me as they possibly can. I just can't assume good faith on
         | the part of a company that only distributes product information
         | through someone making a commission. It feels like they're
         | inviting me into a mouse trap.
        
         | vishnugupta wrote:
         | To add to those two, I need a working demo (in sandbox of
         | course) of the product without which there's no way for me to
         | validate to what extent your product meets my requirements. It
         | doesn't matter how many screenshots, product explainers, videos
         | you might have put up. Nothing comes close to a sandbox. Trial
         | period is also fine.
        
         | b3lvedere wrote:
         | At the beginning of this year i had some reflection on projects
         | at two clients. While the businesses of both clients is vastly
         | different, they were kinda using the same setup: One business
         | critical system. The rest was mostly standard stuff and both
         | companies are about the same size.
         | 
         | Client 1 contacted us by phone they needed to upgrade their IT.
         | The appointed account manager and project leader had no clue of
         | the clients business. The approval of the project took about
         | two months. Engineering was involed after the approval. The
         | project took more than a year, mostly because of communication
         | chaos on both sides. Everybody was annoyed.
         | 
         | Client 2 contacted us by email they needed to upgrade their IT.
         | The appointed account manager emailed engineering. After some
         | emailing back and forth for a couple of days, both parties
         | agreed on the project details. The approval of the project took
         | about fifteen minutes. The project took about a month. We got
         | cake.
        
           | cutemonster wrote:
           | It's simpler to forward an email to the relevant people and
           | agree on goals, than to forward a phone call :-)
        
         | BrandoElFollito wrote:
         | When my team organizes calls or onsite mtgs with vendors, they
         | always tell them to remove the first 10 slides because we are
         | not interested in why security matters, how it changed over the
         | last 20 years and how great the company is.
         | 
         | They repeat this a few times so that it is clear.
         | 
         | Least week I had a meeting which started with the above, I
         | asked if they knew what we asked, they said yes but they this
         | is very important.
         | 
         | So I stayed, and when the ended the 15 slides with the hi
        
           | cutemonster wrote:
           | The last sentence got garbled?
        
           | BrandoElFollito wrote:
           | (sorry, somehow the end vanished)
           | 
           | Do when they ended the 15 slides with their history I left
           | the room.
           | 
           | I find out really annoying when a vendor knows better what we
           | need to hear. But not all are like this, some start by saying
           | that the first 10 slides were removed :)
        
         | ArnoVW wrote:
         | When evaluating and making purchasing decisions for my security
         | department, I have the same dislike of this approach. And
         | generally for me it is a red flag.
         | 
         | Not (just) because of price gauging, but also because generally
         | it is indicative of a very young company. In many cases they do
         | not want to give the price because they don't know the price;
         | they're still finding out how much they can charge.
        
         | brightball wrote:
         | "Get on a call" is code for "we have commissioned sales people
         | and in order to make that work we can't let inbound leads from
         | our website bypass them"
        
         | mooreds wrote:
         | We sell a devtool (FusionAuth, an authentication server).
         | 
         | We have clearish pricing on our website (the options are a bit
         | confusing because you can self-host or pay for hosting), but we
         | do have our enterprise pricing available for someone, and you
         | can buy it with a credit card.
         | 
         | In my four years there, we've had exactly one purchase of
         | enterprise via the website. But every enterprise deal that I'm
         | aware of has researched pricing, including using our pricing
         | calculator. Then they want to talk to understand their
         | particular use case, nuances of implementation and/or possible
         | discounts.
         | 
         | Maybe FusionAuth and its ilk are a different level of
         | implementation difficulty than keygen? Maybe our docs aren't as
         | good as they should be (the answer to this is yes, we can
         | definitely improve them)? Maybe keygen will shift as they grow?
         | (I noticed there was mention towards the bottom of the article
         | about a short discovery call.)
         | 
         | All that to say:
         | 
         | * email/async communication is great
         | 
         | * meet your customers where they are
         | 
         | * docs are great and clear messaging pays off
         | 
         | * devtools at a certain price point ($50/month vs $3k/month)
         | deserve different go to market motions
        
           | numbsafari wrote:
           | At least you offer a pricing calculator.
           | 
           | When we are doing vendor research, we often dequeue or
           | deprioritize vendors that do not have any kind of pricing
           | available for the tier we require. Generally speaking, we
           | assume things like volume discounts are available. Also, it's
           | good to get a rough idea of what the delta between "Pro" and
           | "Enterprise" happens to be. Not infrequently the reason that
           | delta isn't available is because it's stupid orders of
           | magnitude different.
           | 
           | If we know that up front, we know not to waste our time tire
           | kicking with a demo account.
           | 
           | So, the middle ground you describes would seem, to me, to be
           | the right place to be. Giving your pricing page a cursory
           | glance, I would rank it pretty highly for the kind of
           | "initial investigation" we might do.
           | 
           | I think from an entrepreneur standpoint, if I see a space
           | with vendors with non-transparent pricing, I often think
           | "there's an opportunity there".
        
             | mooreds wrote:
             | > I think from an entrepreneur standpoint, if I see a space
             | with vendors with non-transparent pricing, I often think
             | "there's an opportunity there".
             | 
             | That makes a ton of sense. IMO, it means one of two things:
             | 
             | * prices are so high because of the cost of goods sold or
             | margins that they'll scare off anyone researching and
             | therefore there might be an 80% solution that can be priced
             | transparently and eat the market
             | 
             | * the company is still exploring pricing and doesn't have a
             | firm grasp on COGS; this means there is some kind of blue
             | ocean opportunity
        
         | ralusek wrote:
         | I'm also a CTO frequently making product decisions, and I refer
         | to it as "Boomer pricing." You want to get on a call with me to
         | assess the size of my company and whether or not I have some
         | bureaucratic, unconcerned entity with an indiscriminate
         | pocketbook. Clear pricing up front, and ideally a pricing
         | calculator, or I don't even consider it.
         | 
         | If I make a product, I don't want you to use it because you
         | found me first and I happened to harangue you on a sales call.
         | I want you to find my product, compare it will full
         | transparency to the other products, and go with mine if it best
         | suits you. Anybody who behaves differently I immediately assume
         | to be behaving in bad faith and is not actually confident in
         | their product on its own merits.
        
           | ezekg wrote:
           | > I want you to find my product, compare it will full
           | transparency to the other products, and go with mine if it
           | best suits you. Anybody who behaves differently I immediately
           | assume to be behaving in bad faith and is not actually
           | confident in their product on its own merits.
           | 
           | Totally agree. I think this why I hated the enterprise sales
           | dance so much -- if somebody doesn't want to buy, I don't
           | want to sell; if they don't know what they're buying, they
           | probably aren't the type of customer I'm looking for i.e.
           | likely to become a support burden.
        
         | that_guy_iain wrote:
         | > There are numerous products I likely would have purchased,
         | but I either find a substitute or just go without because I
         | won't play the stupid "let's get on a call" game.
         | 
         | > I've rolled-my-own solution more than once as well when there
         | were no other good competitors.
         | 
         | I don't want to be rude but this sounds like terrible business
         | decisions. I would say this is a case of cutting your nose off
         | to spite your face but I suspect it's not your money your
         | wasting rolling-your-own solution. Like it normally costs a lot
         | more in dev resources to build instead of buying. And it seems
         | like your doing it because of your ego and your unwillingness
         | to play stupid games.
        
           | freedomben wrote:
           | That's a significant over-simplification and ends up wrong in
           | many cases. Build vs. buy is largely the same equation as
           | rent vs. own in real estate or automobiles. Generally
           | speaking, in the short term renting is almost always cheaper,
           | but there's a break-even point at which buying (aka building)
           | becomes cheaper. Owning the system also grants considerable
           | ability to build it to be exactly what you need, instead of
           | hacking around deficiencies and/or begging your account
           | manager to get your feature approved and implemented.
           | 
           | There are plenty of situations in which the terrible business
           | decision is to rent instead of build. The difficulty is that
           | without knowing the future it's not always clear, so you have
           | to use your best judgment and hope you get it right.
           | 
           | Edit: Also don't forget that roll-your-own doesn't
           | necessarily mean starting something from scratch. In many
           | cases I opted to use and self-host an open source project
           | that sometimes is sufficient all on its own, and when not we
           | can make changes to it. I almost never start a non-trivial
           | project from scratch just to avoid buying, unless it's a
           | major piece of our product or value proposition in which case
           | you have to consider the risk of building on a foundation you
           | don't control.
        
         | burnte wrote:
         | I'm 100% agreement, right down to the CTO/CIO role. I just
         | don't do business with them, period. I have a strict rule not
         | to do business with people how cold call/cold email, hide info,
         | and force pointless meetings. Once salesmen realize that I'm
         | actually a very low maintenance customer who just knows what
         | they want, they love me, I'm free commission to them because
         | they never have to expend energy on me.
        
       | ttoinou wrote:
       | Off topic but a developer using keygen.sh is at the mercy of any
       | "keygen.sh key generator" program out there, no ? Crackers can
       | centralize cracking all those software by only figuring out once
       | the algorithm. Whereas if you implement your own dirty key
       | licensing crackers would need to do manual work for your
       | software. So, whats the point of this service here ?
        
         | bgdam wrote:
         | I assume keys generated via Keygen.sh live in a centralized
         | database against which the client verifies the keys upon
         | startup. Keygen crackers only work against algorithmically
         | verified licence keys.
        
         | tmoertel wrote:
         | I'm going to guess that the _algorithm_ behind key generation
         | is  "record a series of random bytes (from a truly random
         | source): that's a new key". Pretty hard to crack.
        
       | 1970-01-01 wrote:
       | Geohot says nearly the same thing. "Its much cheaper for them to
       | waste your time than it is for you to waste theirs."
       | 
       | https://youtu.be/GLGuA2qF3Kk?&t=320
        
       | some_furry wrote:
       | This is an incredibly inspiring story to read. Thanks for
       | sharing!
       | 
       | Never having to take a sales call to grow a company is _the
       | dream_ for an introvert like me. And, as an open source
       | developer, I care a lot about clear communication, transparency,
       | and high-quality documentation.
       | 
       | Looking at the Keygen front page, I can see how effective they
       | would be at targeting the kind of customer they'd want.
       | 
       | I personally have no use for software licensing products, but if
       | I did, I would probably choose keygen just on the merits of this
       | blog post.
        
       | elzbardico wrote:
       | As a customer, I absolutely abhor that the I need to book a call
       | with sales to buy any enterprise product. Please, for the friggin
       | love of <insert your deity or whatever rocks your boat here>
       | let's do it over email!
        
       | podviaznikov wrote:
       | inspired by this post just wrote down small story about one of
       | the calls
       | 
       | https://antiantihuman.com/programmable-intimacy
        
       | hackitup7 wrote:
       | Having spent ~15 years in enterprise software I doubt that this
       | works at higher price points but holy hell is this guy living the
       | dream
        
       | ahnberg wrote:
       | I totally love it!
        
       | tnolet wrote:
       | I'm a founder (and started solo like the OP) in the tech / devops
       | / infra space. Doing calls, and in-person meetings is the 10x
       | accelerator for sales. The OP is quite right in his assessment of
       | what types of calls there are. Pretty spot on.
       | 
       | However, the moment you can afford to have AE (Account
       | Executives) and "sales" in general to field these calls, you
       | might benefit. He IS leaving money on the table.
       | 
       | (yes, we have all pricing, free plan and super extensive docs on
       | our site. But still calls and meetings seal the sweetest deals)
        
         | gwbas1c wrote:
         | It's very obvious that keygen's market is people who hate sales
         | calls.
         | 
         | Every market is different. Don't generalize your market to this
         | market. Companies also go through phases where, what works for
         | them when they are small and working in a niche won't work when
         | they are larger. I suspect that keygen will need to do sales
         | calls at some point when they are larger; if they choose to
         | grow into that market.
        
       | crazymoka wrote:
       | Always wondered how you can protect a php or python package with
       | a license key. Its code, you can just ignore the key in the
       | source code, can you not?
        
       | philip1209 wrote:
       | I've found that a good YouTube video can replace demo meetings,
       | too.
       | 
       | We got a later-stage startup to integrate with our API entirely
       | off of a demo video.
        
         | 9283409232 wrote:
         | Demo meetings are for the people who own the checkbook not the
         | people who will be doing the work.
        
       | tw04 wrote:
       | This whole thing works when you're small, right up until it
       | doesn't. If you never have a call with a customer you never have
       | a relationship. If you never have a relationship you have no idea
       | what's important to them, if there's risk of churn, or if there's
       | a competitor sniffing at your door.
       | 
       | I doubt the random engineer you emailed with is going to send you
       | an email letting you know their CTO had dinner with a competitor
       | who is offering to undercut you by 10%.
        
         | shishy wrote:
         | I mean I think the OP is referring to sales call for
         | differential pricing. Any mature product would have product
         | team looking at active accounts (even if enterprise sign up was
         | self-service) and scheduling calls to understand needs and
         | drive product improvements. There's never a substitute for that
         | for the reasons you said.
        
       | nkotov wrote:
       | I'd love to do this. The context switching between doing
       | development and then sales is so freaking high for me that I
       | basically had to dedicate a specific day to just doing calls and
       | the rest of the days to only doing dev work.
       | 
       | I'm in the camp that I'd rather hire the right person to do the
       | job better than me (in sales) and focus where I'm most strong in
       | instead.
        
       | omoikane wrote:
       | One thing that email is not the best tool for is back-and-forth
       | dialog. Once an email thread got to be a certain length or spans
       | some number of days, it becomes difficult to follow. The
       | increased roundtrip latency is also unfortunate.
       | 
       | Although the alternative to that is not necessarily voice calls.
       | Text chats would have been great, but which platform do you use?
       | Everyone has got their own instant messaging systems these days.
       | 
       | There is also the perception that voice calls have a reduced
       | likelihood of leaving a record, which is why some people are only
       | reachable by phone.
        
         | ezekg wrote:
         | But how do you organize and recall the transient discussion
         | that happened on a call? Hint: an email summary, or some kind
         | of summary document. And the latter also works with long email
         | chains.
        
           | omoikane wrote:
           | My personal experience is that emails and written documents
           | are how things actually get done, but sometimes we have to go
           | through voice calls and in-person meetings in order to get
           | that far.
           | 
           | Those voice interactions felt like some sort of psychological
           | barrier that couldn't be bypassed any other way, at least
           | initially, but once I have opened up a non-voice channel,
           | that's what we tend to use going forward.
        
       | aniijbod wrote:
       | I'm the opposite. I live for calls. I don't like text messages.
       | I'm not great at face-to-face. But over the phone, I'm at my
       | best.
        
       | thallavajhula wrote:
       | Never heard of Fair Source licensing before.
        
       | rubythis wrote:
       | If you don't want to make phone calls, isn't that what an
       | employee is for?
       | 
       | To do everything that you don't want to...
        
       | constantcrying wrote:
       | Different communication strategies have different strengths. The
       | strength of talking, in person or over the internet is that the
       | response is near instant, the greatest strength of written
       | communication is that it is near permanent and delayed.
       | 
       | Remembering what you talked about two weeks ago can be hard,
       | E-Mail allows you to look back and re-read about what has
       | happened before (important for both sides). It also relieves you
       | from the burden of having a response ready in seconds.
       | 
       | I do not think you could sell a car over E-Mail, but for a
       | technical product, where technical questions need to be answered
       | I do think it is different. But I also think it is a problem of
       | management, which intentionally avoids technical issues.
        
         | ezekg wrote:
         | > Remembering what you talked about two weeks ago can be hard,
         | E-Mail allows you to look back and re-read about what has
         | happened before (important for both sides). It also relieves
         | you from the burden of having a response ready in seconds.
         | 
         | In addition, you can recall and copy/paste responses from
         | previous emails.
         | 
         | This is one reason why I really, really like email.
        
         | gaudystead wrote:
         | Maybe I'm in the minority, but I recently went through the
         | process of purchasing a car from another state and would've
         | LOVED for it all to occur over email (and texting), but the
         | dealership insisted that some of the communications _had_ to
         | occur over a phone call.
        
         | satvikpendem wrote:
         | I remember buying a Tesla, all via their website, then picking
         | it up when ready. Car sales really should be that simple, at
         | least for new cars where you don't have to actually physically
         | assess the vehicle in person like for used cars.
        
       | SubiculumCode wrote:
       | This article inspires me to institute a similar policy regarding
       | zoom meetings in my lab. For some things, a quick chat is needed
       | sure, but most of the time, writing and responding to an email in
       | a thorough and thoughtful manner is 1000% more effective.
        
       | WolfCop wrote:
       | I can't recall ever seeing the contraction "who're" before. For
       | obvious reasons I suppose.
        
         | satvikpendem wrote:
         | Really? It's a quite common contraction even taught in schools
         | last I remember.
        
         | ezekg wrote:
         | Currently reading the Dune series so this was a nod to
         | Herbert's odd contractions. :)
        
       | whiplash451 wrote:
       | Not holding BS SOC2, HIPAA, and PCI certifications in the
       | security space is probably even more non-conformist than nocalls.
        
         | ezekg wrote:
         | That's fair. It's something I'll be prioritizing this year, but
         | hasn't ever really been an issue tbqh. But maybe after I obtain
         | these I'll realize that I should have done it a long time ago?
        
       | lordraj wrote:
       | I wonder if part of the reason people are comfortable ditching
       | calls is that we're already transitioning to a world where AI can
       | handle so much of the back-and-forth. Tools like ChatGPT and
       | automatic summarizers make it easy to manage and process large
       | volumes of written communication, so async feels almost
       | effortless.
       | 
       | On the other hand, it's less clear if we've got good AI solutions
       | for real-time calls. Yes, we have speech-to-text and live
       | transcription, but they still require more setup and don't always
       | capture context as smoothly as a neatly structured email thread.
       | For people who want everything documented and searchable--even
       | the decision-making logic--AI-assisted written communication just
       | works better right now.
       | 
       | I'm curious if future AI tools will make synchronous calls more
       | appealing by automatically generating real-time summaries or
       | helping participants get to the crux of the discussion faster.
       | But at least for the moment, it seems AI is nudging us toward
       | async rather than giving us a richer live conversation
       | experience.
        
       | whiplash451 wrote:
       | This model works for customers where the user and the buyer are
       | the same person (or highly aligned) but in many other cases, the
       | "procurement team" gets in the way and is literally paid to make
       | calls and negotiate. I love this approach but am concerned about
       | its scalability.
        
       | subomi wrote:
       | "They're not only awkward, but a 30 minute call takes up hours of
       | my headspace." This is so apt. I've found that I have the best
       | calls with people who provide specific notes about what they want
       | to discuss--the more specific the note, the less headspace the
       | call requires.
       | 
       | Maybe it could be done via email which is the point of this blog,
       | but I never had the confidence to try that.
        
         | mihaaly wrote:
         | We have a saying in my home country, roughly: 'spoken words fly
         | away, written words remain'.
         | 
         | For reliable and specific matters using calls is unfit for the
         | purpose. I avoid talking about those as a primary medium, being
         | only suplementary. Something not written down never existed in
         | the end.
         | 
         | In matters I do not know to the slightes, where to begin with,
         | talking to a person is better starting with. Then after getting
         | my bearings step back to the reliability of written words and
         | written discussions and written agreements and such is the way.
         | 
         | And those insist on speeking instead of providing written info
         | is a big warning sign about something fishy (intent of
         | misdirection, incompetency, cluelessness, confused internals,
         | ...) is hiding there.
        
       | dangoodmanUT wrote:
       | But there's literally a button on their pricing page to "Book
       | discovery call" if you increase the slider above 100k????
       | 
       | Or did you all upvote without actually checking that XD
       | 
       | https://keygen.sh/pricing/
        
         | adverbly wrote:
         | It switched at around 1,000 for me.
        
         | ziddoap wrote:
         | > _No sales calls, except for a short 'discovery call' if
         | absolutely needed._
         | 
         | And the important part is that they still provide a price,
         | rather than hide the price with a call button. The call is
         | optional, not a requirement to get a quote.
        
           | dangoodmanUT wrote:
           | But that's a sales call still, no?
        
         | tngranados wrote:
         | I even went back to check the post date, but it's from today
         | and yet they do have a "book a call" button. I don't get it. Is
         | this just marketing?
        
           | ziddoap wrote:
           | It's addressed in the article.
        
             | tngranados wrote:
             | " No sales calls, except for a short 'discovery call' if
             | absolutely needed."
             | 
             | But it's the default call to action for bigger inquiries
        
               | ziddoap wrote:
               | They still provide a price and the call is optional.
        
               | ezekg wrote:
               | In my experience, most enterprise leads will still cold
               | email you with their requirements. It's relatively rare
               | for me to receive a cold booking or cold trial, but this
               | is there to not lose those leads who would otherwise not
               | send that cold email. The point of #nocalls is to dip out
               | of the dance, not all communication.
        
         | hn8726 wrote:
         | There's still a price shown _and_ a direct link to start a
         | trial. It's reasonable to assume that more people paying over
         | 1k/mo would like a discovery call more than a free trial right
         | away, so this option is more prominent. But both are available
        
       | tomatohs wrote:
       | A friend described calls as "high bandwidth information
       | transfer."
       | 
       | An average typing speed is 40wpm but an average conversation is
       | between 120 - 150 wpm so about 3 - 4x bandwidth.
       | 
       | Calls also offer sub second latency and maximum priority.
       | 
       | When you add video and audio in there, the pure amount of data
       | transferred is higher.
        
         | elicksaur wrote:
         | Weird that I'd say almost exactly the opposite. 1-1 speaking is
         | one of the slowest forms of communication today.
         | 
         | Writing copy is 1-many and the many readers can read much
         | faster than they can listen.
         | 
         | Making a demo video is also 1-many and can be sped up (who
         | doesn't listen to content at at least 1.2x these days?).
        
           | tomatohs wrote:
           | I agree with you IRT scale but not speed.
           | 
           | Copy and demo videos are essentially one way communication
           | channels ("fire and forget"). The creator has no idea if the
           | message was understood.
           | 
           | Also, writing copy or making a video typically takes 10 -
           | 100x longer than consuming the same video.
        
       | __turbobrew__ wrote:
       | I work at $bigco and there is a team of people whose job is to
       | sit on these calls when we want to engage with a vendor.
       | Engineers aren't even allowed on these calls and everything is
       | filtered through the gatekeeper.
       | 
       | I would love if we could talk with potential vendors directly
       | through email. I think I one waited several months for the
       | gatekeeper to ask the vendor engineers a 10 question document.
        
       | green-salt wrote:
       | I am so behind this even in day to day interactions. I do not
       | need to have a 1 hour meeting or teams call for something that
       | could be an email thread.
        
       | stego-tech wrote:
       | This guy and I are on the same page. Love his boldness at
       | committing to the "No calls" bit, and I wish them nothing but
       | success.
       | 
       | Speaking as an introverted engineer myself, the number one turn-
       | off on any given product is a lack of transparent pricing info or
       | locking any sort of demonstration behind a mandatory contact
       | harvester for a call or email chain. I don't want to commit to a
       | bunch of social "dances" when I'm trying to solve a technical
       | problem, nor do I want to deal with overly pushy salespeople who
       | either don't understand my problem or immediately want to upsell
       | to meet their own goals or quotas.
       | 
       | If your tool solves my problem, I will pay you money. That's the
       | transaction. Everything else - the swag, the sales calls, the
       | free lunches, the conference tickets, the sportsball box seats -
       | is extraneous to my core goal, which is _solving the problem_.
        
         | portaouflop wrote:
         | Then don't do calls, tell them "this is my problem", describe
         | it well, and insist on email communication. Tell them X$ is the
         | price that you are willing to pay and stay firm on it. I think
         | this will work for most companies - if not then you probably
         | don't want to do business with them. Who is forcing you to do
         | social dances? State the problem, state what you want as
         | solution and sign the contract, done.
        
           | stego-tech wrote:
           | Yeah, that doesn't work unless you're in the C-suite
           | generally. Every time I've tried to throw up that sort of
           | firm wall, the sales people just reach out above me - and
           | ultimately usually end up forcing the sale even if the
           | product doesn't meet our needs, because they're able to
           | convince the higher-ups that it actually does and that their
           | Engineers (i.e., me and my team) are mistaken.
           | 
           | Right now, unless you're some sort of 10x rockstar extrovert,
           | you've gotta play the game by the existing rules. It's why I
           | applaud this particular company's position, since it means I
           | don't have to worry about being undermined by some outside
           | salesperson with a quota to meet and a gift budget they
           | haven't emptied.
        
       | 83457 wrote:
       | Off-Topic: What is the best way to "subscribe" to blogs like
       | this? Is there a popular service/tool out there even for blogs
       | that don't have RSS or TwitterX? Or, just keep a list of blogs of
       | interest and check occasionally? Thanks.
        
         | ezekg wrote:
         | Good point. I really need to get an RSS feed set up. I'll work
         | on that! I do post on X, but RSS would be better.
        
           | ezekg wrote:
           | Added: https://keygen.sh/blog/feed.xml
        
       | XCSme wrote:
       | I literarily wrote this e-mail yesterday, when an enterprise
       | customer asked to discuss, I hate calls:
       | 
       | "... I usually prefer discussing async, via email, so I can
       | provide more comprehensive answers and solutions, especially that
       | we are talking about specific technical requirements.
       | 
       | Via email, we also have everything written down, if we ever need
       | to recall/search for some specific detail. Does this work for
       | you, or do you have other suggestion?"
        
       | adverbly wrote:
       | I might have missed it, but doesn't it seem like the best option
       | would have been to provide an option for both? Some people
       | (especially of a certain generation) absolutely prefer calls.
       | Seems best to just meet the customer where they're at.
        
       | jhatemyjob wrote:
       | I felt this way for a long time, until a couple years ago.
       | Talking with your mouth uses a completely different part of your
       | brain than talking with your fingers. There's pros and cons to
       | both methods. It's nice to have an ace up your sleeve when your
       | competition is other nerds with great writing skills.
        
       | freetanga wrote:
       | Been on the other side, running Technology in 3 listed companies.
       | 
       | People came telling me they could do anything, but everything was
       | too shallow.
       | 
       | I turned it around. I would say "we have 40 mins. I will run
       | through a list of our current pain points or challenges. If you
       | feel you can add value to any of those, pick your best 3 and
       | shoot an email and specific material next week"
       | 
       | The change was dramatic. Many sales people actually thanked later
       | saying it was much more productive for them too.
        
         | freedomben wrote:
         | This makes a good point. Many salespeople want the process to
         | be more effective as well. Their time is money, just like ours.
         | Good communication principles absolutely apply
        
         | portaouflop wrote:
         | Most people you talk to on that level either don't know what
         | the pain points are or don't want to tell you out of fear that
         | you exploit that knowledge.
        
           | freetanga wrote:
           | Most colleagues in the same role in the same industry are
           | good friends or friends of friends.
           | 
           | We have lunch or dinner now and then and meet at sector
           | events. We share a lot of what are our challenges, what
           | works, what doesn't, who is good and who is not and how much
           | we are paying our suppliers
           | 
           | If a sales person took the info across the street, chances
           | are a) they already known about it or b) the person across
           | the street will ring me to let me know.
           | 
           | Again, I don't meet the sales rank and file, in many cases
           | the Senior Partner across the table also knows me well (past
           | clients, suppliers or colleagues).
        
       | riazrizvi wrote:
       | Great article! Genuinely helpful to the entrepreneur community
       | here.
        
       | TheTaytay wrote:
       | In most of these discussions, people on the sales side claim,
       | "but our customers WANT this! Trust us!" and most of the people
       | on the buying side scream, "We hate this. Please let us buy it
       | without this song and dance." It's a shocking disconnect to me.
       | (For what it's worth, I'm squarely on the fouder/engineering
       | buying side and hate the call song and dance, and only engage in
       | it as a last resort.)
       | 
       | Parting thought: SpaceX tells you how much it costs to ship
       | something INTO SPACE. I bet you can figure out a way to tell me
       | your SaaS price, in ballpark terms, and what it depends upon...
        
         | FateOfNations wrote:
         | > SpaceX tells you how much it costs to ship something INTO
         | SPACE.
         | 
         | https://www.spacex.com/rideshare/
        
           | TeMPOraL wrote:
           | Not just that, they also plain tell you how much it costs to
           | buy an entire rocket launch for yourself.
           | 
           | https://www.spacex.com/media/Capabilities&Services.pdf
           | 
           | To save a click, that PDF at this moment says clearly:
           | 
           | STANDARD PAYMENT PLAN [for Falcon 9] (through 2024) $69.75 M
           | Up to 5.5 mT TO GTO
           | 
           | If they can put a specific base price on their website, so
           | can any SaaS.
        
             | andyferris wrote:
             | What's an mT? Millitonne?
        
               | TeMPOraL wrote:
               | Metric ton, I believe.
        
             | portaouflop wrote:
             | You can put the 7 figure price on your webpage but I assure
             | you that no one will pay it without taking to you in
             | person...
        
               | jaggederest wrote:
               | I've watched 7 figure deals go through self-service
               | onboarding before, zero touch. I think the sales team
               | eventually reached out, but they were using the product
               | before they ever had a sales call. They certainly will
               | pay it without talking to you in person. There's an
               | asterisk here though, which is that you have to be
               | essentially the best player in your field and really well
               | known.
               | 
               | I assure you that 7 figure deals happen every day on AWS,
               | for example, without human intervention. Not all of them
               | happen that way, but enough that it's not surprising.
        
               | TeMPOraL wrote:
               | That's fine. People don't necessarily want to do one-
               | click purchase on 7 figure prices, they just want to know
               | the order of magnitude, so they can determine whether to
               | make that call in the first place.
               | 
               | Not publishing reference prices is a strong indicator the
               | company is basically running a scam.
        
         | bigstrat2003 wrote:
         | I love that SpaceX does that, because it proves once and for
         | all that the sales tactic of "we need to know the details of
         | your use case" is a lie. Some B2B software application is less
         | complicated than launching things into space, so if SpaceX can
         | provide pricing anyone can. They simply choose not to because
         | they're hoping to waste your time and get you to succumb to the
         | sunk cost fallacy.
        
           | adastra22 wrote:
           | It's worth noting that prior to SpaceX every single rocket
           | was hand crafted, and often varied in key details based on
           | the payload. Certain when it came to (people-intensive)
           | integration tests and launch prep work. There's partly a
           | legitimate reason ULA needed customer details before
           | providing a quote.
           | 
           | But mostly it was so they could charge NRO more for their
           | birds, by not having a price on their website.
        
         | doctorpangloss wrote:
         | The disconnect has such a simple explanation that it's brutal
         | how long this conversation is: nobody wants to make stuff for
         | cheap people, and people who hate calls are really cheap.
        
           | the-grump wrote:
           | Show me the high price on a web page so I can go "that's too
           | much for this stingy old grump" rather than making me talk to
           | one of your sales minions.
        
             | portaouflop wrote:
             | Assume the price is too high for you if you have to talk to
             | sales and go some where else, simple as that?
        
               | the-grump wrote:
               | Were you born to annoy people?
               | 
               | I don't call and it's not for the reason you suggest, but
               | because I won't talk to an automaton once then endure
               | multiple calls and emails trying to sell me their
               | offering. I've been down that road enough times and sales
               | people usually go to spam.
               | 
               | For your information, the hidden price is often times in
               | line with the market. They hide it so they can do market
               | segmentation without changing the product and to gather
               | information about potential customers.
               | 
               | So thank you for your most useful recommendation which
               | changes nothing for me. I follow it for reasons other
               | than your ill-informed assumptions.
        
             | blitzar wrote:
             | > rather than making me talk to one of your sales minions
             | 
             | talk to one of your sales minions 15 times in a month
             | because at shyster school they teach you "no" is just one
             | step on the path to a "yes"
        
           | TheTaytay wrote:
           | I agree with you on three things:
           | 
           | 1) I agree that there are markets where "if you have to ask,
           | you can't afford it." (However, I think those are extremely
           | rare, and don't believe Enterprise software, even expensive
           | enterprise software, is usually one of those markets.)
           | 
           | 2) I agree that "cheap" people who are unwilling to buy
           | expensive software are likely going to "hate calls."
           | 
           | 3) I also believe it is true that, "If a potential buyer is
           | willing to go through the time and effort to schedule a call,
           | even before they know if the product will work, and even
           | before they know what it costs, they are MUCH more likely to
           | be able to afford it than someone unwilling to do that."
           | 
           | But that doesn't mean that potential buyers who "hate calls"
           | and prefer to know what something costs before-hand are
           | "cheap." Many very expensive products list the price (or at
           | least the maximum price, right on the website): [Luxury
           | cars](https://www.mbusa.com/en/vehicles/build/g-class/suv),
           | [Mansions](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1900-Spindrift-
           | Dr-La-Joll...)...
           | 
           | I don't think Tesla customers are "cheap". Not only is the
           | price is right on the website, you can [buy it in a few
           | clicks](https://www.tesla.com/models/design#overview). That's
           | not because their target market is "cheap people who hate
           | calls". (Also, have you ever spoken to a Tesla buyer who
           | wishes they could have had a call with a car salesman first?)
           | 
           | I don't think people who buy multi-million dollar homes are
           | "cheap". The starting (maximum) price is listed right there.
           | I can't imagine that someone thinking, "I wonder how much are
           | they asking for that 20 room mansion?" is a signal that they
           | are "cheap."
           | 
           | I can see the value in not wasting a seller's time with cheap
           | people who will be crappy customers. I think you could do it
           | just as easily by clearly stating ballpark prices and/or the
           | components of prices up front, rather than gating it solely
           | based on whether someone is willing to schedule a call.
        
           | inopinatus wrote:
           | This is exactly what mediocre salespeople tell their bosses
           | to keep their jobs.
           | 
           | It is, to put it politely, horseshit.
        
         | nerdponx wrote:
         | > I bet you can figure out a way to tell me your SaaS price, in
         | ballpark terms, and what it depends upon...
         | 
         | They can't if the price is arbitrary and subject to
         | negotiation, like a car at a dealership. Not saying that
         | happens everywhere or even most places, but it's one
         | explanation.
        
           | TheTaytay wrote:
           | This is true! And frankly, it's the most likely explanation.
           | Even then, I'd appreciate a "starting/maximum" price (which
           | is what car dealerships and home listings do). "This is the
           | price, unless you want to spend the time trying to negotiate
           | it down..."
           | 
           | If the pricing is made up of a number of complicated usage
           | components, it would be great to give both a ballpark for a
           | given description of usage, and a brief explanation as to
           | what goes into the price.
           | 
           | I think sellers either forget how much more information they
           | have than the buyer, or know, and try to take advantage of
           | it.
           | 
           | One of the best conference talks I ever saw was from a pool
           | contractor explaining that it is indeed hard to answer the
           | question, "How much does a pool cost?" because it can vary SO
           | MUCH. But he found that explaining the components of pricing,
           | along with examples and ballparks, was more than sufficient,
           | and that his business took off as a result of publishing that
           | information, rather than hiding it behind a sales call.
           | (Looked it up - this is not the exact talk I saw, but it was
           | this guy: https://blog.hubspot.com/opinion/uattr/marcus-
           | sheridan-hubsp...)
        
       | yonatan8070 wrote:
       | Just this week I encountered this exact thing
       | 
       | On Sunday (first workday here), I needed a PoE injector that
       | could take in 24V DC and step it up to PoE+ voltages (around 50V
       | iirc), so I looked around, and found an industrial one that
       | matched my requirements. On the manufacturere's website, there
       | was only a GET QUOTE button, and when searching for the model
       | number, I couldn't find a place where I could just buy the thing.
       | 
       | So I clicked on GET QUOTE and filled in my details, company, work
       | email, etc.. I then got an automated email saying my request was
       | received along with details of the request (just the one PoE+
       | Injector).
       | 
       | We needed this for a fairly tight deadline, so we ended up
       | getting an industrial PoE+ switch, which also gave us some added
       | flexibility, and had 2 units on my desk by Tuesday.
       | 
       | Fast forward to today (Thursday), I get a call from a local
       | distributor who had _no idea_ which product I requested a quote
       | for, and just asked about what my needs are. I of course told
       | them it's no longer relevant, and they decided to send me an
       | email with some wildly irrelevant brochures for ruggedized
       | tablets.
       | 
       | All this is to say, if the manufacturer just put up a price or
       | link to buy online, I would have likely ordered 1-3 units on the
       | spot, either directly or via a distributor. But they decided to
       | complicate the process, and lost the sale to someone who was
       | willing to just sell the products instead of trying to get me on
       | a call.
       | 
       | I also had a look at the distributor's website, and they seem to
       | offer various vague "compute platforms" and "industry-specific
       | solutions", I typed in the model number into the search box, and
       | got no results, and when I typed in the manufacturer, it just
       | brought me to a page saying they are a "Platform Partner", with
       | another contact button.
        
         | 23july2024 wrote:
         | ...welcome to industrial sales :-(
        
       | egorfine wrote:
       | As a CTO, I would definitely hesitate to make a corporate
       | purchase without seeing a "Request a call" button. I don't need a
       | call. I would almost never book one. But I need to be sure that
       | live people are behind the web site.
        
       | nofunsir wrote:
       | What you do at Keygen is you take the specifications from the
       | customer and bring them down to the software engineers?
       | 
       | Yes, yes that's right.
       | 
       | Well then I just have to ask why can't the customers take them
       | directly to the software people?
       | 
       | Well, I'll tell you why, because, engineers are not good at
       | dealing with customers.
       | 
       | So you physically take the specs from the customer?
       | 
       | Well... No. My secretary does that, or they're faxed.
       | 
       | So then you must physically bring them to the software people?
       | 
       | Well. No. Ah sometimes.
        
       | mikeocool wrote:
       | From a customer perspective, if you're making purchases of a
       | certain size "Call for Pricing" is just a dance you need to learn
       | to do.
       | 
       | It is pretty annoying that the first call is almost always with
       | an SDR who can't answer basic questions about the product, whose
       | whole job is to make sure you are a qualified customer, and book
       | a second call. The goal of that call is basically answer their
       | questions as fast possible, book the next call, and get off the
       | phone.
       | 
       | On the second call, hopefully with a sales rep and a good
       | solutions engineer -- you don't have to politely listen to their
       | whole spiel, more often then not they'll be very happy if you
       | start peppering them with very specific questions, rather than
       | sitting through the generic demo. A good solutions engineer is
       | able to answer my questions a lot faster than I can find the
       | answer on the website.
       | 
       | It's also highly beneficial to have individual names and phone
       | numbers inside the company if things don't go so well once you're
       | a customer -- if google shuts down your gsuite account, it's nice
       | to have your account rep's cell phone number.
       | 
       | Also, differential pricing is a perhaps a silly dance we all do,
       | but it's life when making purchases of a certain size. It can
       | also work in your favor as a buyer -- if you can, figure out when
       | the company's quarter end is, and line your purchase with that --
       | there's a pretty good chance they'll be incentivized to cut you a
       | good deal if they're trying to hit their numbers. Also, even if
       | you're not planning on buying from a competitor, get a quote from
       | them, and say "your competitor gave me X price, Im going to go
       | with them unless you do better."
        
         | bigstrat2003 wrote:
         | > From a customer perspective, if you're making purchases of a
         | certain size "Call for Pricing" is just a dance you need to
         | learn to do.
         | 
         | No it isn't. I have never _once_ found a situation where there
         | wasn 't an alternative to the vendors who try to waste your
         | time with "call for pricing". There are companies who do
         | business honestly, and I choose to use them.
        
           | portaouflop wrote:
           | What was the biggest contract you inked this way? I can't
           | imagine a company is willing to pay 6-7 figures without at
           | least talking to one human on the other side.
        
       | rglover wrote:
       | Love that this at the top of HN right now. I understand having an
       | _option_ to do a call, but when it 's mandatory just for a bigger
       | customer to get access to a product, it makes little sense. It's
       | like asking a fish to swim a little closer to the hook. The fish
       | knows what you're doing, you know what you're doing, and it's
       | zero fun for anyone involved.
        
       | jigneshdarji91 wrote:
       | Side question: How does the bubble-merge effect on the home
       | page[1] work? [1] https://keygen.sh/
        
         | ezekg wrote:
         | It's a WebGL metaball shader. Felt artistic one day, and I'm a
         | nerd for Cloudflare's lava lamp wall. :)
        
       | throwaway290 wrote:
       | > When the next person asked for a call, I responded with a
       | simple "No, we don't do calls, but happy to help via email. Feel
       | free to CC any relevant team members onto this thread."
       | 
       | "No calls" and "talk to right people" is unrelated. Just have a
       | call with the engineer. At least you know they heard you not just
       | ignored a cc.
        
       | ddgflorida wrote:
       | I can relate.
        
       | thaack wrote:
       | I'm building something to bypass this entirely. As an IT Director
       | I absolutely despise when I'm evaluating a SaaS product, and they
       | don't have public pricing and my only option is to book a call.
       | 
       | This is annoying because:
       | 
       | 1) I have to spend 2-3 calls with salespeople (intro, demo
       | usually minimum) - huge waste of time. I've already evaluated
       | your product and determined it fits my needs.
       | 
       | 2) At the end of all of those meetings after a couple weeks (plus
       | the time it takes to get the quote approved) the product could be
       | completely out of my budget. For tools like PAM or vulnerability
       | management the pricing is relatively arbitrary.
       | 
       | So, I started creating https://vendorscout.net when people who
       | have previously received quoting can anonymously upload the
       | pricing they received for so and so users/endpoints so that you
       | can get on the site and look up relatively accurate pricing for
       | the product. I'm still working on the MVP but if you are
       | interested, I'd love some help.
        
       | nipponese wrote:
       | Once you move the slider on this site to Ent-1, you get a price,
       | but you still get "Let's book a call".
       | 
       | Why?
        
       | sashank_1509 wrote:
       | This dysfunction is much worse with hardware and unique to US/
       | Europe and almost non existent in China. In US, Europe, regularly
       | to buy the simplest of sensors (which can cost < 100$), the price
       | won't be written and I need to fill a form with a bunch of
       | details (why do you need to know my company industry?), and then
       | schedule a call, just to buy the thing.
       | 
       | In Chinese websites you can just see the price at website, and
       | they mention different prices for different volumes. And if I
       | need something custom, I can contact them and they would build
       | it.
        
         | portaouflop wrote:
         | Sounds like you solved the problem though?
        
       | widenrun wrote:
       | I hope this reaches other companies selling to technical people.
       | I've also been a CTO at a $xxM ARR company, and I made several
       | buying decisions for competitors who let me try their product
       | without requiring a meeting.
       | 
       | Of course, some people do prefer calls, but I think there's a
       | disproportionate default to "book a call first" when selling.
        
       | andix wrote:
       | I was once involved in a purchase for SonarQube for a bigger
       | company (around 50-200 developers using it). It was just a
       | horrible experience. My task was just to evaluate the software in
       | a smaller team, get some evaluation licenses and write a report
       | what our experience was.
       | 
       | It was a crazy ride, I got a sales person assigned, and this
       | person kept asking me questions I couldn't answer. I kept telling
       | them what my job was, and if my report would be positive they
       | might be able to sell 50-200 developer licenses. But they kept
       | pushing me to answer business questions I couldn't answer. It's
       | not my job to know that stuff, and I wasn't allowed to share
       | information about company internals to a third party.
       | 
       | In the end our team never completed that report, and I just put
       | this sales person into all my block lists. Never heard from them
       | again ;)
       | 
       | I was never really sure if they were scared we would abuse an
       | evaluation license, but it was a reputable company (nothing shady
       | at all, no US sanctions, nothing). Even if they had no idea about
       | the market we were in, just reading the Wikipedia article about
       | the company would've shown them, that this is someone they would
       | probably like to be in business with.
        
         | mcny wrote:
         | Sonar cloud is free of cost for open source projects. Perhaps
         | it would be better to use that as an evaluation tool? If you
         | tried it, what did you find lacking about it?
         | 
         | Disclaimer: I am not employed by or affiliated with sonar qube.
        
           | gbear605 wrote:
           | It depends on the evaluation needed. Maybe they wanted to
           | verify that SonarQube would be able to handle their code
           | structure, but they also had requirements that it has to work
           | locally only and they couldn't send proprietary code to a
           | SaaS. You can't evaluate that using SonarCloud, but a couple
           | days with an evaluation license are exactly what you need.
           | 
           | I had a similar buying experience recently, where a SaaS had
           | a cloud option and a local option, which varied slightly. The
           | cloud option kind of told us what we needed to know, but a
           | trial license of the local option let us actually verify that
           | it would work with our use case.
        
           | andix wrote:
           | We needed to test the integration into the company CI
           | pipeline. One of the requirements was to fully run it in a
           | private cloud environment, maybe even without internet access
           | (this was required for some projects for security reasons).
           | 
           | PS: but that's not the point. We needed an evaluation
           | license, but the sales person just kept bugging us with
           | questions. Like how our environments were set up, what
           | products we want to integrate it with, how our teams are
           | build, how much team growth was planned, and so on.
           | 
           | A lot of internal things that you don't want to share,
           | especially if you are not part of the purchasing department.
           | They probably have some guidelines what they are willing to
           | share and what not. Even when putting aside the security
           | risks by sharing internal information, it could also hurt the
           | purchasing departments negotiation strategies, if the sales
           | person already knows more than they shared with them.
           | 
           | PPS: We didn't want to have SonarQube at all, we didn't like
           | the reports at all, mostly false positives in our case to
           | work through (but I can see that some teams could benefit
           | from it). The requirement came from some check boxes to be
           | ticked for an audit.
        
       | sneak wrote:
       | This exists because sales guys don't know how to type, and
       | generally have poor reading comprehension.
       | 
       | Typing out 3-4 sentences is an order of magnitude harder for them
       | than making a few minute phone call.
       | 
       | I require everyone I hire take a typing speed test and know how
       | to touch type. If they can't and they are a must-hire, I make
       | their first two weeks involve an hour or two of typing tutor use.
       | It's essential to an asynchronous workforce.
        
         | eertami wrote:
         | _and_ touch type? I don't think touch typing is necessarily
         | essential, surely the speed test is enough. I never learned to
         | touch type but 100+ wpm is not a problem, or 120+ wpm if
         | focusing.
        
       | charles_f wrote:
       | Cool name. Looks like a cool product. I'd pay more if it plays
       | MIDI while generating my license key.
        
         | ezekg wrote:
         | I might be able to arrange for that.
         | 
         |  _*keygen noises intensify*_
        
       | nostromo wrote:
       | Agreed on most sales calls being unnecessary.
       | 
       | But no internal calls? That's crazy.
       | 
       | No, I don't love calls, but I also don't love spending days on
       | email threads when we could have a 30-minute conversation with
       | all the stakeholders present (along with all the non-textual
       | clues one gets from talking in real time to another human).
       | 
       | Is asynchronous communications sometimes a positive? Yes, sure.
       | But it's also a big negative when you just need to discuss an
       | issue, make a decision, and move on.
        
         | luckylion wrote:
         | While I find it excessive as well, it might have its benefits.
         | If you're very strict about it, you'd have to either fail, or
         | find ways to be efficient without it. That might mean
         | communicating more explicitly and succinctly, so you don't need
         | non-verbal cues, and don't need days to catch up, and that
         | unlocks crazy amounts of efficiency.
         | 
         | But most companies who'd try that would probably fail before
         | they achieve it.
        
           | necovek wrote:
           | You overestimate the ability of people to communicate
           | "explicitly and succinctly".
           | 
           | With a mathematical background, I can weigh every word
           | carefully and only include words that add meaning. One short
           | sentence can say a lot.
           | 
           | But people will still assume things, ignore some of those
           | words, and misinterpret so it aligns with their views. When
           | you quickly notice this in a sync communication (which is
           | much easier in a video call compared to an IM chat or even a
           | phone call if you can read facial expressions, body language
           | and tone), that's easily fixed, but email thread can go on
           | for days.
           | 
           | But I agree that you need both (I prefer text, really, but
           | see my point).
        
             | luckylion wrote:
             | I absolutely agree, it's much easier to find out whether
             | someone understood your message, or what they actually want
             | to achieve, or whether they know what the goal is, when you
             | have additional cues.
             | 
             | Once you have less need for these cues because everyone is
             | open and says "I don't understand what you are asking,
             | please rephrase it in simpler terms", or "I have no idea
             | what this project is. Do you know what our goal is?", it
             | gets a lot easier and quicker. But it's very hard to
             | assemble a team that does that well.
        
       | siliconc0w wrote:
       | This may be a place were regulation would be helpful, there is a
       | bit of a prisoner dilemma here where companies want to maintain
       | the ability to price discriminate and so there is a strong
       | motivation to keep the status quo vs bucking the trend and losing
       | the consumer surplus.
       | 
       | A simple rule like, "You have to have pricing for you software
       | service displayed on your website, if it's algorithmic you have
       | to be transparent about the formula, how the variables are
       | calculated, and provide a calculator".
       | 
       | Sure there are other good reasons to have a call - it is nice to
       | have a high-bandwidth exchange about the needs of the company and
       | build a relationship with the customer so you could still have
       | calls for that purpose but if they're just trying to compare
       | services, making it harder for the customer is just anti-
       | competitive and leads to a less efficient marketplace.
        
       | Artoooooor wrote:
       | I never buy anything that doesn't put its price upfront, at least
       | for a basic configuration. I understand that any customization
       | will change the price, and usually the cost will increase in this
       | case. I'm OK with it. I also understand that when something is
       | designed from scratch, then the price may only be known after the
       | design. But I've only been in such situation once. In most cases
       | it's just hiding the vital information from the customer.
        
       | qrian wrote:
       | For context, keygen allegedly has $195.4K revenue and 100
       | customers in 2024.[1]
       | 
       | [1]: https://getlatka.com/companies/keygen
        
         | ezekg wrote:
         | Keygen had 100 paying customers 6 years ago. I don't report
         | Keygen's revenue publicly.
        
       | dangus wrote:
       | There's good advice in this article like making your product
       | messaging clear but there's also terrible advice here.
       | 
       | "Discovery calls are just a formality" was something I cringed
       | at. It's basically the most important part of the sales process.
       | 
       | The author also didn't like the sales process where pricing is
       | fuzzy. But for enterprise sales there is a very good reason for
       | this: you need to size up how your solution solves business pain
       | for your customer and how much money it saves or makes them. If
       | you are saving AT&T a billion dollars with your solution but
       | you're only charging them $1000/month, you've royally fucked up.
       | And a big client like AT&T will stress your support and
       | engineering staff with a lot of requests for help and
       | customizations.
       | 
       | At some point the author perhaps should have recognized the need
       | to have someone who knows enterprise sales on their side rather
       | than going it alone. I wanted the author so badly to admit that
       | it's something they're are bad at and that they should get help.
       | They are probably leaving a lot of growth on the table by having
       | this amateur sales strategy.
       | 
       | I would recommend to the author the book Sales on Rails. It's a
       | great resource for understanding how technical enterprise sales
       | works. The author seems completely unaware of the account
       | executive sales engineer sales team that is so common _because it
       | works_.
       | 
       | If the author is lucky to expand their business further they will
       | hit a point where leads stop just contacting them. They will have
       | to make cold calls and surface customers who aren't obviously
       | interested. This no-call strategy will not fly at every type of
       | company.
        
       | pfoof wrote:
       | You are so much spot on with this post. Nothing puts off more
       | than someone on LinkedIn asking "When do you have time to have a
       | call to talk about what I can do for your company?" or even
       | worse: "Here's my calendly, pick the spot you would like!" Not to
       | mention I am not a decisive person in the company, the largest
       | choice I can do is whether I work on a Mac or a PC.
       | 
       | If I'm in a better mood, I ask them to send me some e-mail or PDF
       | with what they have to offer.
       | 
       | I am adding your post to my bookmarks and will always reply to
       | such messages with it.
        
       | TheTaytay wrote:
       | One part of the article I found funny/absurd was that he was
       | tired of talking with potential buyers who were not technical
       | enough or authoritative enough to understand the product or make
       | the purchase. And buyers like me are tired of talking with
       | salespeople who are not technical enough to answer my questions
       | or authoritative/knowledgeable enough to make the sale. That
       | implies to me that in an effort to protect employee time, BOTH
       | the buyers and sellers are often sending under-qualified, lesser
       | paid people to these initial conversations, in an effort to vet
       | each other before either are willing to take the risk of sending
       | in their more expensive people who can make progress. Wow.
        
       | paulcole wrote:
       | > Being an introvert, I absolutely hated calls.
       | 
       | Can we stop with this crap already.
       | 
       | You hate calls because you hate calls. Not because you've made up
       | a definition of introvert that helps you avoid phone calls.
        
         | ezekg wrote:
         | Spoken like an extrovert. :)
        
       | kylegalbraith wrote:
       | This is an interesting read and take. I don't think it's
       | applicable to everything because not everything fits neatly into
       | "if I explain it, you will buy". This also cripples any kind of
       | outbound motion, which for some businesses, they may never need
       | so that's fine.
       | 
       | On an unrelated note, that squashed font look they're using
       | everywhere is really killing my eyes.
        
       | Over2Chars wrote:
       | I'm reminded of a company I used to work for that had one sales
       | guy with with a phone, you called him and he would quote a price
       | and ask if you wanted it. I sat across from him. He never left
       | his desk.
       | 
       | After a year, our company was bought and merged with a competitor
       | and we got to see how their sales team worked.
       | 
       | They had a dozen sales guys doing the exact same job as our man,
       | however, they met with prospective clients, had lunch, and
       | 'worked the field'.
       | 
       | Our _one man_ with a phone outsold all of the others _combined_.
       | 
       | Having a more efficient sales process can be a game changer.
        
       | rjdjjdj wrote:
       | I am truly astonished by the feedback in this thread. I would
       | have called OP a bad salesman for not being able to close a deal
       | in the phone.
       | 
       | If I want to buy something, I want a call to weed out the
       | unuseful products quickly without having to comb through useless
       | websites
        
         | ezekg wrote:
         | I thought so, too, and I had imposter syndrome for a long, long
         | time. But I wouldn't call myself a bad salesman, seeing as I
         | sell to enterprises regularly (just sold a $30k/yr contract
         | yesterday). I'm a bit unconventional in my business, and the
         | typical high-pressure, size-me-up sales dance just doesn't suit
         | me -- and that's okay.
         | 
         | If a customer can't read the website or documentation, I don't
         | want them as a customer, because they'll just be a support
         | burden. Similarly, if a customer can't determine if a product
         | is useful, I either have a messaging problem, or they aren't a
         | good fit; they can weed themselves out.
        
       | tunapizza wrote:
       | This resonates with my experience. The consulting/software
       | company I work for practices price transparency (even though
       | we're the most expensive in our market) and pushes hard for email
       | communication with leads and clients. Our stuff is heavily
       | documented. More substance, less BS.
       | 
       | We used to do lots of sales calls years ago, but 99% of our
       | entreprise growth came from being active members of our community
       | and talking (email!) to engineers. We still do sales calls, but
       | they're essentially what the author calls "discovery calls". And
       | we prequalify the shit out of leads before we take a call with
       | them -- yes, that means taking a few minutes to learn about what
       | they do.
        
       | procufly wrote:
       | I was a chief Procurement officer at multiple tech companies and
       | just hated sales calls. What I really want is a clear pricing
       | structure and a list of documentation to look into.
       | 
       | For anyone tired of the sales pitch, feel free to reach out as
       | I've built a company who takes care of the entire procurement
       | cycle for you (including negotiations)
        
       | philipwhiuk wrote:
       | If there's one thing I hate about sales pitches it's claiming one
       | thing and then using weedle words like 'discovery' to essentially
       | lie.
        
         | ezekg wrote:
         | This feels unfair if it's implying I'm lying for still taking a
         | 15m discovery call. #nocalls is about skipping the dance, not
         | all communication. You can go to extremes, like I did, or adapt
         | it to what works for you. I will say that I have _not_ rejoined
         | the enterprise sales dance, and that hasn 't stopped
         | enterprises from buying.
        
       | lasermike026 wrote:
       | Humans talk to people. It's about building a relationship.
        
         | ezekg wrote:
         | Email also consists of talking to a human, just fyi.
        
       | flamingalpaca wrote:
       | One thing I've noticed in the security compliance space is that
       | asynchronous communication actually works better than calls for
       | complex technical reviews. When security teams handle
       | questionnaires over email, they can pull in the right SMEs at the
       | right time, reference past responses accurately, and give
       | thoughtful, precise answers instead of making stuff up on the
       | spot.
       | 
       | Plus, good documentation is a force multiplier - if you document
       | your security posture well once, you've just saved yourself from
       | explaining the same things over and over on different calls. I've
       | seen companies go from drowning in back-and-forth calls to
       | handling most security reviews purely through email and
       | documentation, with their technical teams only jumping in for the
       | truly novel questions.
        
       | tonymet wrote:
       | You don't actually know your customers needs until you talk to
       | them. Most businesses determine how to build their products by
       | having conversations with their customers.
        
         | ezekg wrote:
         | Good thing I talk to my customers all the time!
         | 
         | ...via email. :)
        
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