[HN Gopher] Restaurant Menu Tricks (2020)
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       Restaurant Menu Tricks (2020)
        
       Author : holotrope
       Score  : 82 points
       Date   : 2024-11-28 20:17 UTC (4 days ago)
        
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       | allears wrote:
       | "Allen says artificial intelligence and machine learning could
       | transform this even further - algorithms could look at your
       | previous choices when you last visited a restaurant and suggest
       | other items you might like.
       | 
       | "The restaurant industry has probably spent tens of billions of
       | dollars over the years trying to understand menu design, menu
       | engineering and psychology," he says. "But the opportunities
       | presented by the fourth industrial revolution are huge. Imagine
       | being able to order a meal that has been designed to include your
       | favourite foods with a single click."
       | 
       | Well, no, as the article suggests, AI will instead be used to
       | direct diners to the most profitable menu item.
        
         | crooked-v wrote:
         | If it's anything like the recommendation engines Amazon et al
         | currently use, you'll order General Tso's chicken once and then
         | for the next year every recommendation will be slight
         | variations of General Tso's chicken from restaurants with weird
         | names you've never heard of.
        
           | caseyohara wrote:
           | _[Recommended for you]_ General Tso's Chicken - Legendary
           | Sweet  & Spicy Juicy Tender Pre-Cooked Masterpiece, 24 oz
           | Frozen Feast for Dinner Warriors - 5-Minute Meal Magic,
           | Famous Chinese Food Delight
           | 
           | Brand: XFREUTIXUN
        
             | luckman212 wrote:
             | you forgot "2024 New Version"
        
               | knightofmars wrote:
               | we're currently in a nostalgia cycle, "2024 Classic
               | Recipe"
        
             | antsar wrote:
             | Color: 6-pack
        
             | odysseus wrote:
             | [Overall Pick] Orange Chicken - Famous Crispy Sweet Sour
             | Flavor - 2024 New Improve Version - Special Gourmet Frozen
             | Fast Cook Meal for Happy Eating Time
             | 
             | Brand: ORANCHIC
             | 
             | Low returns: Most people don't return this
        
         | add-sub-mul-div wrote:
         | AI will be used to benefit us in the same way that social media
         | is used to benefit us.
        
         | whatshisface wrote:
         | If that was practicable from a logistics standpoint, you would
         | already be able to ask the server for anything you wanted at
         | any restaurant today.
        
       | GuestFAUniverse wrote:
       | What if most of that is utter nonsense some psychologist, like
       | their former failed high priests like Zimbardo, Ariel & Co-Quaks,
       | tell them, because real work is hard?
        
         | portaouflop wrote:
         | They apparently have the numbers to back up that they actually
         | make an impact though? As long as those aren't made up, but I
         | didn't check of course
        
           | whatshisface wrote:
           | Like any executive services sector, while they have the
           | statistics to prove that the rules aren't made up, the
           | numbers are. :-)
        
       | dataviz1000 wrote:
       | I was a fine dining chef for 17 years. If you were in San
       | Francisco during the 90s, I might have cooked for you. A simple
       | way to increase demand is to remove or change the least popular
       | menu item every week or every month. This technique has been so
       | successful for me I wouldn't waste much time doing anything else.
       | Once I made a Napoleon pastry for a desert special while at La
       | Folie on Polk st. which sadly closed recently. I had extra pastry
       | cream and made Paris-Brest because we never threw out food. One
       | waitress sold Napoleon on every table and the other waitress sold
       | nothing but Paris-Brest. The dishes were fundamentally the same
       | so I made both anytime I did one or the other as a special
       | because waitstaff for reasons not explained in the article will
       | sell nothing but one and others the other. I made cheese dishes
       | to sell before the desert and fruit soups in the summer. This is
       | the mid 90s and we were tracking data. The chef pulled me aside
       | and showed me the sales from the previous month because I sold
       | 1.2 deserts per customer.
       | 
       | Nonetheless, for the last six years I cooked I was a private chef
       | on a mega yacht. People ask me if the guests told me what they
       | want to eat. I say never because I never asked what people want
       | to eat. I cooked what I want to eat and then make enough for the
       | guests and crew. It is the best menu strategy. In fine dining,
       | the customers make decisions all day long and in the case of
       | being a private yacht chef, the guests are making million and
       | billion dollar decisions. The last thing they want to do is have
       | to decide what to eat for dinner. The family I cooked for rarely
       | ate off the boat. And when they did it was because I said
       | something like, "I hear there is a very good restaurant in St.
       | Barts named ....," which was code for "I want the night off."
       | 
       | I believe the reason one waitress would sell every last Paris-
       | Brest and the other would sell every last Napoleon was because
       | they told the guests in the restaurant what they wanted to eat
       | for desert. They made the decision for the guests.
        
         | SoftTalker wrote:
         | Reminds me of a diner where I grew up. Not fine dining but no
         | real menu. The waitress brought you something and assured you
         | "you'll like it." People went there when they were hungry and
         | didn't want to make any decisions. Maybe it reminded them of
         | their mom's kitchen at home. You get what she cooked.
        
           | Baeocystin wrote:
           | When I worked as a welder in a shipyard, very often I would
           | get a pre-chosen lunch set from one of the multitude of taco
           | trucks that showed up. It ranged from regular, professional
           | trucks where you could order from a menu, on down to the
           | wives of the workers selling tamales or the like out of the
           | trunk of their cars to make a little extra on the side.
           | 
           | Nine times out of ten I'd usually just get the meal of the
           | day from one of the ladies. It was _always_ good, and it was
           | actually kind of fun to wonder what you were going to get! I
           | definitely see the appeal of not having to think about it.
        
           | MrMember wrote:
           | We had a place sort of like this in my hometown. They were
           | only open for lunch on weekdays and you could show up and get
           | a takeout box of whatever they chose to cook that day for a
           | fixed price.
        
           | ssl-3 wrote:
           | That reminds me one aspect of approximately every vaguely-
           | popular diner I've ever been to:
           | 
           | The Special.
           | 
           | Just show up, sit down, turn the coffee-cup right-side up,
           | and order exactly like this before anyone has a chance to put
           | a menu in front of you: "I'll have the special."
           | 
           | If they're doing it right, there will be no questions about
           | your order.
           | 
           | Coffee will show up. Soon after, food will show up.
           | 
           | It will be fast, hot, inexpensive, and of a general quality
           | that is par or better compared to anything else they might be
           | have on the menu at that particular diner.
        
           | AstroJetson wrote:
           | I worked in the Buffalo area, and went with friends once or
           | twice a week to lunch. It was the same place. First few times
           | I went, I got a menu, the two of them did not. I thought it
           | was strange, but figured that since they went a lot they had
           | the menu memorized. About the 12th time there, I didn't get a
           | menu. I thought it was weird, but then I kind knew the menu.
           | Then lunch came and I hadn't ordered it, but we were talking,
           | so I ate it and it was fine.
           | 
           | But the second time I was WTF?!? I asked and got told by the
           | server that they had remembered what I ate and went from
           | there. The process was: if I wanted to order, when we sat,
           | ask for a menu. They sometimes had specials that were
           | different (not just a marked down chicken dish) then we got
           | menus to see them. Otherwise lunch appeared. It was really
           | kind of nice that they knew what we liked and brought it. We
           | seldom had the same plates which was also interesting.
           | 
           | And here it is almost 35 years later and I still remember
           | lunch there. Miss you Jenny and Dave.
        
           | downut wrote:
           | On the SE side of El Camino/Lawrence Expy in the mid '90s in
           | suburban strip mall hell was an Indian restaurant run by a
           | superlative cook who would get very grumpy if you tried to
           | direct her away from her fixed price "meal". So we would
           | gather up 6 or so eaters and just have her serve us. It was
           | always a surprise and insanely good. Couldn't tell you what
           | it cost. Anyway, we were there to eat her food, and she let
           | you know it.
           | 
           | We always brought our toddler and at the beginning the lady
           | says assertively something like "I'll take her" and hauls our
           | _daughter_ around the corner. So after about 20 minutes of no
           | sign of daughter I decide to go take a peek at the situation.
           | Well it turns out she has a daughter of her own, Down 's
           | Syndrome, it appears to be, and our daughter and the cook's
           | daughter were having a fine time hanging out at the end of
           | the corridor around the corner. I went back to the table and
           | finished our excellent meal.
           | 
           | We are _always_ interested in these sorts of things and now
           | we find them more commonly off the beaten track in Mexico.
        
         | registeredcorn wrote:
         | >I believe the reason one waitress would sell every last Paris-
         | Brest and the other would sell every last Napoleon was because
         | they told the guests in the restaurant what they wanted to eat
         | for desert. They made the decision for the guests.
         | 
         | This wouldn't surprise me at all, honestly. I've rarely gone to
         | fancy restaraunts, but when I have, I generally explain to the
         | wait staff what kind of thing I prefer, and then ask them for
         | their advice and just trust it 100%. The way I see it, if they
         | are competent enough to work at a high-end restaraunt, they
         | know what to bring out to get a nice tip.
         | 
         | Side-note: I'm currently watching through the HBO Show
         | "Succession". If you've seen it, (without revealing any
         | personal details) any insight on whether or not the ultra-rich
         | are in anyway similar to how they are portrayed on shows like
         | that? I tend to think that there are probably a mix of good and
         | bad out there, just like any other economic "class" of people,
         | I've just never interacted with people who own literal mega-
         | yachts before, so it's all assumption on my part. I'll also
         | understand if you choose not to say. I'm just trying to get a
         | general feel of what people in that economic group are like in-
         | person. Are they difficult to deal with? Backstab-y? Petty and
         | childish? Genuinely nice and pleasant to be around? Or just
         | kind of chill, but very business minded and self-motivated?
        
           | Baeocystin wrote:
           | Not OP, nor have I seen Succession. But I do work with many
           | very wealthy folks. It's a completely different world in some
           | ways, and utterly banal in most others. If I were to
           | summarize, it'd be that the Hedonic Treadmill effect is real,
           | and you get used to whatever level of anything is around very
           | quickly. Adjust for that, and the problems people have are as
           | relatable as any other person.
        
         | ggm wrote:
         | As an ex chef can you explain the insane over-salting to me? is
         | this by design to try and encourage more drinking, or because
         | the chef's tastebuds are shot, or because of some pseudo-belief
         | in what it does under the salamander or .. what?
         | 
         | On duck fat roasted potato with rosemary? drown it in salt.
         | Salt crusted fish? it said it on the menu. Everything else,
         | you'd slap them if they turned the salt grinder this many
         | rotates at the table.
        
           | Moru wrote:
           | A lot of people are used to the extra salt in cheap food. If
           | restaurant food isn't salty enough, they will complain. Chefs
           | are just adjusting to what their most vocal customers
           | complain about.
           | 
           | My co-workers are from the whole spectrum. We can sit at a
           | dinner with identical dishes. Me and one more has troubles
           | eating because it's so insanely salty. A couple think it's a
           | bit over salted but very good. One is adding more salt. How
           | are you to please everyone?
           | 
           | I prefer to add salt myself.
        
             | kergonath wrote:
             | > Chefs are just adjusting to what their most vocal
             | customers complain about.
             | 
             | I'd rather the chef use the least amount required for
             | proper cooking and leave it to me if I want more (some
             | things absolutely need salt to cook properly, and in
             | general it's better to have some). It's easier to add more
             | than remove any excess.
             | 
             | > I prefer to add salt myself
             | 
             | Exactly. On the other hand I might not be enough of an
             | arsehole because I would never complain about something I
             | could fix so trivially myself.
        
               | Moru wrote:
               | There are things that needs to be salted while cooking
               | but bare minimum yes.
        
               | bobthepanda wrote:
               | proper cooking is not really objective though, and the
               | moment you have anything involving brining, marinading
               | etc. the salt level is kind of out of your hands.
               | 
               | the two strategies to adjust this i've seen, are either
               | 
               | * a sauce boat for sauced dishes, since the sauce is the
               | thing that contains more or less sodium and is
               | controllable
               | 
               | * more so in Asian restaurants, but you can order sides
               | of unseasoned carbs (e.g. rice) to balance it out
        
             | bobthepanda wrote:
             | the Dorito effect:
             | https://www.vox.com/2015/7/30/9070255/dorito-effect
        
             | retSava wrote:
             | It's easier to add salt, than to remove it, so I'm always
             | in favor of this strategy. Less salt is one of those things
             | that are good for you and only takes some getting used to.
             | I can't eat any fast food burgers nowadays, they are just
             | too salty.
        
           | JohnFen wrote:
           | I've encountered this problem a number of times. It's one of
           | a short list of things that will ensure I won't eat there
           | again. I can fix something being under-salted, I can't fix
           | something being over-salted.
        
         | Loughla wrote:
         | 100%
         | 
         | Whenever I eat somewhere new I ask what the staff would have if
         | they were me. It's almost always a very good decision. They
         | tend to enjoy making recommendations, and I often try something
         | I wouldn't have picked myself.
         | 
         | Unless it's a Thai restaurant staffed by native Thai or Korean
         | staffed by Koreans. I can't keep up with that spice.
        
           | ethbr1 wrote:
           | It's a good litmus test for a restaurant too, because I've
           | found it tends to have an uncanny valley.
           | 
           | At less formal restaurants, the staff are chill enough to
           | immediately tell you what they eat.
           | 
           | At high end restaurants, they can tell you because they've
           | had tastings and ingredient drills.
           | 
           | In the middle? You run into the weird "just enough training
           | to pretend to be formal, but not enough to actually have
           | comprehensive menu knowledge." Hence a lot of refusal to make
           | recommendations or braindead "Do you like steak? The steak's
           | good." (And yes, I know all the ways that customers are
           | assholes about recommendations)
        
         | OldGuyInTheClub wrote:
         | I think it depends where one is. I grew up in the Bay Area and
         | our vegetarian family's go-to place for special events was
         | Greens at Ft. Mason. Prix-fixe and enjoy. Tried to find an
         | equivalent in the Los Angeles area and was told by food/wine
         | pros to go into higher-end omnivore places and ask the chef to
         | make something appropriate. I was told that chefs here liked
         | such challenges.
         | 
         | Failed utterly. Paid high prices for meh pastas and the
         | "grilled vegetable plate." Learned my painful lesson and told
         | the food/wine pros I knew that they were full of it. Didn't
         | hurt that one of them came with me one evening to a place he
         | recommended and saw what came out of the kitchen!
        
       | onion2k wrote:
       | The single greatest restaurant trick is to give the table one
       | wine list, so they're much more inclined to share several bottles
       | instead of each drinking what they want.
        
       | weitendorf wrote:
       | One thing I've never understood about menu design is the use of
       | "market price" for certain items like crab and lobster.
       | 
       | I understand that the prices of these items fluctuate due to
       | various factors, but it discourages me from ordering them because
       | I don't want to 1. ask the price (when you're with people you
       | don't know well it brings attention to you possibly spending more
       | than they would on the meal, and can make you come across as a
       | bit overly focused on price/money - could be interpreted as rude
       | or poor manners) 2. potentially say no based on the price and
       | deal with related social vibes that might put off + come up with
       | a backup on the menu 3. not ask for the price at all and be
       | handed a surprisingly large bill. Some of the times I have asked,
       | the waiter will have to physically leave to go check the price,
       | which is also something I want to avoid.
       | 
       | You might say something like "if you have to ask, you can't
       | afford it" but I genuinely don't mind, and can easily afford,
       | paying $50-70 on good seafood when I'm in the mood for it. Crab
       | and lobster are some of my favorite foods, and their market price
       | often comes in around there. So in the course of my life
       | restaurants have probably lost out on hundreds or maybe a couple
       | thousand in sales because of "market price". I'm not sure if this
       | simply something most restarateurs are unaware of, it not being
       | worth it to reprint menus or even put the market price on a
       | blackboard somewhere, or some other psychological phenomenon I'm
       | unaware of - maybe putting a larger price on the menu discourages
       | most other people from ordering it or, makes other diners think
       | the restaurant is "too expensive" even if not ordering it, or
       | pisses diners off when they pay $X one week and come back and see
       | it's at $X+20. Is there a canonical reason?
        
         | mmsc wrote:
         | If a waiter has to leave to find out the price of the lobster,
         | you're eating lobster in the wrong place.
        
           | Loughla wrote:
           | I went on a work trip one time with co-workers. I'm not
           | generally someone who is embarrassed by social gaffs
           | (gaffes?). But when a fellow college employee looked at the
           | waiter in a SUPER high end seafood restaurant in Maine and
           | said, "oh no, I don't like lobster. I had that once in silver
           | dollar City and it was really rubbery." I wanted to crawl
           | under the table.
        
             | kjellsbells wrote:
             | This feels like one of those times where a really good
             | restaurant host would smile graciously, nod some tacit
             | agreement, check for allergies, and then bring out a little
             | lobster amuse-bouche on the house just to blow the diners'
             | minds.
        
           | weitendorf wrote:
           | Somewhat agree. Lobster/Crab are supposed to be kept alive
           | until immediately before cooking them (in some cases lobster
           | tails are kept frozen but those aren't as often MP, crab can
           | be canned but again that's usually not sold at MP), and in
           | both cases they're pretty simple to cook at least decently,
           | so I don't worry much about food safety or them coming out
           | awful. Regardless, even restaurants that sell a lot of
           | lobster tend to use MP so the point stands.
        
             | mmsc wrote:
             | The point is, a waiter at an establishment that will have
             | good lobster will know the price of the lobster for the
             | night, starting from the moment the restaurant opens.
        
         | m463 wrote:
         | nowadays everything is "market". Saw a hamburger for $24
        
           | pryelluw wrote:
           | You didn't see a hamburger for $24, you saw:
           | 
           | An Americana classic styled sandwich made with grill style
           | beef patty, melt grade American cheese, two pillow soft buns
           | with organic sesame seeds, and a dash of our back of the
           | house made ketchup.
           | 
           | There's a difference. :-)
        
             | tptacek wrote:
             | In a modern fine dining place, you'd more likely see
             | something like:
             | 
             |  _Hamburger (smash patty, charred onion, mornay, frites)
             | $27_
             | 
             | That's the idiom these days: a name, and in parens a short
             | list of attributes.
        
               | xarope wrote:
               | you forgot truffle... or fois gras...
               | 
               | nowadays everybody wants to upsell truffle or fois gras
               | to add a few more $$ to that burger. Sigh.
        
               | tptacek wrote:
               | If you want to eat an $8 cheeseburger, you will have no
               | trouble finding one. If you don't want to try a
               | restaurant's attempt to "elevate" a burger --- and I
               | don't blame you --- don't order it. It's not all a scam.
               | The $25 burger is its own genre, and there is a market
               | for it.
               | 
               | We had a story a year or so back about the best
               | cheeseburger in the country (according to one respected
               | reviewer, whose reviews generated lines around the block
               | for places). It was in the $8 genre, and people were
               | upset!
        
               | mikrl wrote:
               | You need to leave off the currency sign too for that
               | bougie dimensionless sovl
        
               | m463 wrote:
               | Sometimes I see prices like: 22.5
               | 
               | wonder what happens if you try to pay with 22.05?
        
             | jfengel wrote:
             | Too many adjectives. Fine dining restaurants usually avoid
             | loading down the description like that.
             | 
             | The only adjective likely to make it onto the menu at a
             | white-tablecloth restaurant is "house made", and even that
             | would be on thin ice. The chef would prefer that you just
             | know that of course he's making his own ketchup.
             | 
             | There's a great chapter on this in Dan Jurafsky's book:
             | 
             | https://web.stanford.edu/~jurafsky/thelanguageoffood.html
             | 
             | (The book is almost ten years old, but the trends have only
             | exaggerated since then.)
        
         | tptacek wrote:
         | It dissuades you, but it attracts other diners, who
         | (reasonably) read it as "this is a premium offering,
         | uncompromised by margin constraints". It's an "if you have to
         | ask" situation. Just don't order the M.P. items!
         | 
         | (Troy: "It said market price. What market do you shop at!?")
        
           | weitendorf wrote:
           | I'm not entirely convinced by that explanation alone because
           | plenty of other ultra-premium menu items (like fancy steak or
           | vintage wines) tend to have their prices listed when seafood
           | aren't, and oftentimes I find the market price is not wholly
           | unreasonable. I suspect at least some of the reasoning has to
           | be in managing consumers' expectations for stable
           | prices/availability, and also for size, since serving a
           | quarter will cost the restaurant much more than an entire
           | deuce.
           | 
           | Also, how come you responded to my comment about lobsters and
           | not my email about containers?? (kidding mostly... but do let
           | me know if you want to chat containers)
        
             | tptacek wrote:
             | I'm not saying M.P. is used primarily as a Veblen device to
             | attract customers, only that it has that effect. Lobsters
             | are M.P. in part because they're seasonal; they really do
             | have variable prices. The kinds of restaurants that have
             | M.P. menu items are generally working within pretty strict
             | food cost percentage parameters.
        
               | NaOH wrote:
               | I agree with all your points, and as someone still in the
               | food industry I'd add that the use of Market Price on
               | menus often comes down to something mundane: The Market
               | Price items fluctuate too much between frequent purchases
               | made by the restaurant and those establishments usually
               | don't want the not-cheap expense of new copies of the
               | menu printed that often.
        
               | Ylpertnodi wrote:
               | >those establishments usually don't want the not-cheap
               | expense of new copies of the menu printed that often.
               | 
               | It's nearly 2025 and qr codes are a thing. "Scan this
               | code for the current MP (market price)/ TOD (time of day
               | price)/ HTBF (how the boss feels price)/ WBTYAP (we've
               | been tracking your amazon purchases)/ WR (wrong race
               | [...etc] price." As it'll all be on your phone, it'll be
               | up to you to hide, or show, your emotions as the $EURPSPS
               | (sell) price comes up.
        
               | NaOH wrote:
               | I can only speak about my native United States. Indeed,
               | QR codes are a thing, yet the high-end restaurants that
               | are apt to list a menu item as Market Price are also
               | places where there's an emphasis on service (along with
               | the food/drink offerings and the atmosphere of the
               | establishment). As of now, asking customers in such
               | places to do that isn't considered appropriate.
               | Certainly, that may change, as standards always shift
               | over time.
        
               | mhb wrote:
               | Fine. So when the high-end server arrives to announce the
               | high-end specials, he can tell you the market prices
               | without prompting. Never have seen that, though.
        
               | criddell wrote:
               | A nice restaurant is not going to use a QR code for
               | anything. They are ugly and the last thing they want is
               | for people sharing the dining room space to be looking at
               | their phones.
        
       | anotherpaul wrote:
       | This article is interesting, but the author seems more excited
       | about tricking people into spending more money. You could easily
       | use endpoints that are more in the direction of satisfaction and
       | happiness than always using money as the goalpost.
       | 
       | I understand that the people he interviewed are likely in the
       | business of profit making but as a journalist for the BBC I would
       | have hoped for a more honest take.
       | 
       | "Put the most expensive item first so that the others seem more
       | reasonable"
       | 
       | That's just messed up and not something to be celebrated IMHO
        
       | liampulles wrote:
       | Menu engineering might be one of the better bastardizations of a
       | job title I've seen in recent times
        
       | euroderf wrote:
       | Nowadays when I ask the waiter/ess "What's good today?" I get the
       | stock scripted answer "It's all good".
       | 
       | Are they afraid I'm a snoop from corporate ?
        
         | j_bum wrote:
         | My preferred approach is to narrow down to a list of 2-3 items,
         | and ask the waiter/ess which they prefer.
         | 
         | Even if they won't explicitly say which they prefer, you can
         | almost always tell which is best from facial reactions.
        
           | madcaptenor wrote:
           | My wife's preferred approach is to ask the server "if [item
           | X] and [item Y] got in a fight, which one would win?"
           | 
           | Usually gets a laugh and a good answer.
        
         | JamesSwift wrote:
         | Even at applebees that was sort of my response. I genuinely
         | liked 90% of the menu. But I would also lead you along in a
         | conversation to figure out what you would enjoy the most.
        
       | pilgrim0 wrote:
       | Nothing beats only listing things the restaurant is great at
       | making and always have fresh ingredients for. All else is
       | subjective.
        
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