[HN Gopher] Why I hate the index finger (1980)
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       Why I hate the index finger (1980)
        
       Author : consumer451
       Score  : 249 points
       Date   : 2024-11-19 00:35 UTC (1 days ago)
        
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       | gnabgib wrote:
       | (1980)
        
         | consumer451 wrote:
         | Updated, thanks. But the hilarity is timeless.
        
       | isoprophlex wrote:
       | That was unexpectedly hilarious, wow.
        
         | consumer451 wrote:
         | Is there much of this type of thing hiding on PubMed?
         | 
         | Not a source I had previously associated with top-tier humor.
        
           | jaggederest wrote:
           | I believe every year The Canadian Medical Association Journal
           | publishes a mostly-humorous edition around Christmas. And
           | there's a long history of satire in NEJM, BMJ, The Lancet,
           | etc
           | 
           | I particularly enjoy this one (PDF):
           | 
           | http://cda.psych.uiuc.edu/multivariate_fall_2013/salmon_fmri.
           | ..
        
             | consumer451 wrote:
             | Thanks. I think I found another good one, though more
             | technical than OP.
             | 
             | > The case of the disappearing teaspoons: longitudinal
             | cohort study of the displacement of teaspoons in an
             | Australian research institute
             | 
             | https://www.bmj.com/content/331/7531/1498
        
             | genewitch wrote:
             | that... isn't... satire. It's written in a funny way
             | because it was a "silly"[0] experiment, but it showed a
             | real issue with fMRI.
             | 
             | > What we can conclude is that random noise in the EPI
             | timeseries may yield spurious results if multiple testing
             | is not controlled for. In a functional image volume of
             | 60,000-130,000 voxels the probability of a false discovery
             | is almost certain.
             | 
             | [0] silly as in "there's no way this fMRI will show the
             | frozen salmon as alive, right?"
        
               | jaggederest wrote:
               | I think we run into the definition of satire and parody,
               | here.
               | 
               | Satire is "the truth, in the most extreme way", so I
               | think it definitely qualifies to very, very seriously
               | examine a dead salmon with an fMRI to see if it has brain
               | activity.
               | 
               | It's not a parody - they actually did the study, and the
               | results were as described, not an imitation journal
               | article ala The Onion.
        
               | dingnuts wrote:
               | That may be one definition of satire but it strikes me as
               | controversial or incomplete and when I search online for
               | it, I only find this comment.
               | 
               | I think you're coining a definition to fit your purpose.
               | If you want to argue that the article fits some
               | definition of satire you need to actually provide a
               | reference to a definition that is accepted by more people
               | than just you. You can't just put quotation marks around
               | your personal definition; that's not how it works.
               | 
               | I find your definition of satire to be unsatisfactory and
               | reject it, pending further documentation.
        
               | jaggederest wrote:
               | Ok, quoth Oxford:
               | 
               | > the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to
               | expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices,
               | particularly in the context of contemporary politics and
               | other topical issues.
               | 
               | In this case, they're using an analysis which is commonly
               | used to "show activity" in various psychological and
               | psychiatric contexts to "show activity" in a dead salmon.
               | This directly exaggerates ("truth, but in the most
               | extreme way" is about exaggeration, in my definition) and
               | shows the futility of trying to draw significant results
               | without screening for random chance among thousands of
               | comparisons.
               | 
               | A comparison I'd make is to arch-satirist Jonathan
               | Swift's "modest proposal" - it described a real problem
               | (i.e. famine in Ireland) and skewered by exaggeration the
               | English tendency to prescribe solutions that affected
               | none of the core issues as though they knew best and
               | could overcome English exploitation, greed, and callous
               | disregard by the right public policy.
        
               | ARandumGuy wrote:
               | Satire needs a target to actually be satire. Something
               | can be silly, lighthearted, or humorous without being
               | satire. On the flip side, satire itself doesn't actually
               | need to be funny to be effective satire.
               | 
               | So for your example, what is the dead salmon study
               | satirizing? Is there some other study that did something
               | similar that they're making fun of? Is there a broader
               | scientific movement that they're criticizing?
               | 
               | I concede that there may be a target that I'm not aware
               | of. But I find it more likely that someone just said
               | "what if we put a dead fish in an fMRI", and their
               | colleagues found it funny enough to actually do. Many
               | scientists have a sense of humor, and will absolutely do
               | something just because they think it would be funny.
        
               | jaggederest wrote:
               | > So for your example, what is the dead salmon study
               | satirizing? Is there some other study that did something
               | similar that they're making fun of? Is there a broader
               | scientific movement that they're criticizing?
               | 
               | Yes. fMRI studies are used to "prove" this and that about
               | cortex activation under certain kinds of tasks, and
               | they're demonstrating that even a dead salmon shows
               | significant activity under fMRI if you analyze it "in the
               | standard way". Thus, it's absurd to draw conclusions in a
               | psychological or psychiatric context without screening
               | for false positives.
               | 
               | The arch-satirist Jonathan Swift is always my archetype.
               | A modest proposal was about the famine in Ireland, but
               | more than that, it was about a certain kind of English
               | attitude that external technocracy could solve problems
               | in the face of exploitation and callous disregard.
        
           | ajb wrote:
           | This one is quite good:
           | https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC300808/
           | 
           | Also https://www.cell.com/cancer-
           | cell/fulltext/S1535-6108%2802%29...
        
         | smitelli wrote:
         | "Remember, you cannot make normal more normal because that is
         | abnormal."
         | 
         | I will indeed remember that.
        
       | DiggyJohnson wrote:
       | Worth the read.
       | 
       | I am so worried that we as a society have lost the ability to
       | write well, and risk losing the ability to recognize and
       | appreciate good writing. Rote professional written communication
       | skills are changing and diminishing. The written word is
       | generally seen to be a burden. Anyways, bittersweet thoughts from
       | a really funny article.
        
         | MrMcCall wrote:
         | This place really is good practice for all sorts of skills:
         | expressive, physical, mental, emotional, and even spiritual.
         | And beyond learning about various zones of my beloved nerdtech,
         | there are very subtle levels of sociology, anthropology, and
         | psychology on display here, too.
         | 
         | But yeah, the decline is real, my friend. I declined to use IRC
         | for all these years, and I'm afraid its descendant, texting,
         | has not improved our society's level of anything beyond the
         | most mundane trivial pursuits.
        
         | bongodongobob wrote:
         | I think this is a poor example of "society writing well". It
         | reads like a medical journal. I personally hate it and couldn't
         | get through it.
        
         | nuz wrote:
         | Well this is from the 80s when writing was still quite
         | respected and practiced
        
         | blt wrote:
         | Thanks to LLMs, the death of stylish writing in non-literary
         | fields is assured. I agree, many people seem to view writing as
         | a burden.
         | 
         | I have only met a handful of people that can lay out a complex
         | argument from scratch in speech alone. For most of us, writing
         | is thinking. If you avoid writing, your ideas will remain murky
         | forever.
        
         | codexb wrote:
         | Up until recently, there always seemed to be a marked
         | difference between the way people spoke vs how they conveyed
         | thoughts in writing. These days, it often feels like most
         | writing is just conversational and stream of consciousness and
         | differs little from how many people speak.
         | 
         | It always makes me curious how we generally view the people of
         | antiquity as speaking very eloquently and properly, but that's
         | probably because we only have writings from their time, not
         | recordings of how they actually spoke.
        
           | blharr wrote:
           | I'm surprised you mention us not having recordings of the
           | older times being why we thought people spoke eloquently.
           | Even in old recorded audio and video, like old TV, it feels
           | to me like people speak much more eloquently.
        
             | jaggederest wrote:
             | Go listen to some Teddy Roosevelt speeches, blown away by
             | the clarity and fluency. Or the Cross of Gold audio
             | snippets.
        
               | codexb wrote:
               | Prepared speeches don't really count; they're basically
               | reading written prose. I'd be interested to hear actual
               | conversations from Victorian times. I wonder if they are
               | anything like how we write them in TV shows and movies.
        
               | jaggederest wrote:
               | Well, we do have recordings from that period, but it
               | would be as out there as having a finetuned AI of your
               | own writings these days so I don't know how natural it
               | would have been.
               | 
               | Also, apparently TR used the manuscript much less than
               | most speakers, delivering much of the actual wording
               | impromptu and the general structure from the script, so
               | he was actually pretty fluent off the cuff.
        
           | grahamj wrote:
           | tbf with the advent of text messaging and the internet a much
           | greater proportion of text _is_ conversation
        
         | exmadscientist wrote:
         | Part of the reason this is written like it is is that it is the
         | work of a true master. (Like his opinions or not, he's come by
         | them the hard way and really does know what he's talking
         | about.) Mastery is just not as common as it used to be,
         | probably in no small part because there is so much more to
         | cover these days.
         | 
         | But when you find someone else who really knows their topic,
         | inside and out -- they will probably write about it a lot like
         | this.
        
       | Mistletoe wrote:
       | https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-our-team-over...
       | 
       | It's really important, ok?
        
       | rob74 wrote:
       | All those cartoons had it right all along: four fingers per hand
       | is more than enough!
        
         | tomcam wrote:
         | You try to find the matching kid gloves, pal
        
           | mst wrote:
           | I have no trivial solution to this, but "make friends with
           | somebody who likes knitting things" will probably work well.
           | (I wear a wrist brace on my left arm a lot of the time so I
           | need significantly lopsided gloves and that's the only
           | solution I've found to *that* problem)
        
         | humanfromearth9 wrote:
         | Yeah, but maybe this should be a bit more specific and state
         | that one should always be the thumb.
         | 
         | And then, why have we evolved with 5 of 4 is enough? Is it for
         | redundancy, in case one fails? If yes, why is there no second
         | thumb?
        
         | layer8 wrote:
         | GenAI models disagree. ;)
        
       | MrMcCall wrote:
       | I'm rather ambivalent about the index finger. The middle finger,
       | however...
        
         | rob74 wrote:
         | Look at it this way: if there was no index finger, you wouldn't
         | have a middle finger either...
        
           | azangru wrote:
           | > if there was no index finger, you wouldn't have a middle
           | finger either
           | 
           | You would have two :-)
        
           | valicord wrote:
           | No, you'd actually have two middle fingers then: upper middle
           | finger and lower middle finger. Just think of the
           | possibilities!
        
           | lcnPylGDnU4H9OF wrote:
           | I guess if you lose all but one finger on a hand then, among
           | other things, you will be unable to point at anything with it
           | without flipping someone off.
        
             | MrMcCall wrote:
             | Call it a feature, not a bug ;-)
        
         | dogman1050 wrote:
         | My ring finger is on my mind presently. It's turned into a
         | trigger finger from riding a stiff clutch motorcycle for a week
         | nine months ago. If bent too close to my palm it doesn't come
         | back without help. It's interfering with my Spiderman web
         | shooter operation. Must have it looked at.
        
           | MrMcCall wrote:
           | That's interesting. My wife's cooking has done it to her ring
           | finger as well. She spoke to a hand orthopedist, but he said
           | that she'd be out of action for weeks if they did the
           | procedute that shaves it, so they just gave her a shot of
           | roids to help it calm down. They can do that up to three
           | times before they need to do the shaving procedure. Good luck
           | with it, Spidey ;-)
        
           | engineer_22 wrote:
           | Having experienced mallet finger in the past, I might
           | consider wearing a splint for a couple weeks to let it heal
        
       | iwontberude wrote:
       | Whoever wrote this was creating satire and I don't even know if
       | they realize it.
        
         | consumer451 wrote:
         | People still surprise me, but given this part, it's hard for me
         | to imagine that the author was not being satirical on purpose:
         | 
         | > Obviously, I do not like arrogant disabled index digits and
         | believe they should be removed if they cannot be restored to a
         | functional status. There is no in-between with index fingers.
         | 
         | > To me, index fingers portray a hideous personality reflecting
         | conceit and pantywaist attitudes. In essence, they are smart-
         | ass digits we can often do without. If I had to lose a finger
         | and had my choice, I would choose first my nondominant hand
         | index ray and next the other index. I find index digits easy to
         | hate and sometimes hard to love.
         | 
         | Although, maybe the author's point was serious?
        
           | idlewords wrote:
           | If you read through carefully, the author is making a serious
           | point: that in many cases of injury to the index finger, it
           | is better functionally and cosmetically to remove it. He
           | cites examples of patients with chronic pain or burning in
           | the stump, and patients who have the remaining portion of the
           | finger permanently extended, facilitating re-injury.
           | 
           | I'm no fingerologist but I do appreciate anyone who can make
           | serious points in such a funny way.
        
             | consumer451 wrote:
             | I definitely noticed that, but if the goal was to convey a
             | serious point, then would that be best served by humorous
             | delivery?
             | 
             | That's the confusion I was trying to express by saying:
             | "Although, maybe the author's point was serious?"
        
               | dnsco wrote:
               | The point the author is making seems to be against the
               | consensus of other hand specialists (this is at least my
               | perception, as someone who has an index finger issue and
               | has asked specialists "can't I just cut it off?").
               | 
               | The author is basically (and provocatively) saying "Are
               | you kidding me? You really think it's useful for people
               | to continue to be burdened with non-functional
               | appendages?" to his colleagues, and I think the humor is
               | likely to get them to engage with his thesis rather than
               | dismiss it off hand.
               | 
               | I have sent this to several doctor friends, and the
               | writing style prompted them to send it to several more,
               | so, I think it's quite likely that tone served the
               | author's point.
        
               | consumer451 wrote:
               | I was going to ask you about this on your top-level
               | comment, so thanks for finding my confusion and
               | responding. That is super interesting. Wow.
        
               | nikanj wrote:
               | His target audience is not the patients, its other
               | doctors. Just like any other professions, the best talks
               | / articles are the ones that are a pleasant audience
               | experience. A dead-dry paper just gets skimmed and
               | changes nobody's mind
        
       | dnsco wrote:
       | I partially amputated (at the joint closest to the nail) my index
       | finger a decade ago, and it's been a huge impediment. This has
       | motivated me to seek out some other opinions.
       | 
       | Sent it to some doctor friends and they are floored by the
       | writing style as well.
        
         | sph wrote:
         | It's hard for me to rationalise that a few cms off the index
         | could be a huge impediment, so can you please share where you
         | find yourself impaired the most? I imagine gripping things,
         | like a glass, should be more or less unaffected.
        
           | dnsco wrote:
           | TL;DR nerves are really weird.
           | 
           | It tingles all the time. There's a ton of "referred pain". It
           | frequently feels like there is a dental drill going of in my
           | face, when it's not painful, it's a a persistent nagging
           | tickle, on my cheek/temple/around my eye.
           | 
           | It gets reynauds phenomena, my house is 68F 20C right now,
           | but my finger is freezing/painful because of how cold it is,
           | this happens pretty much any time I wash my hand, so even in
           | the summer when there's a slight breeze I'm hiding my hand in
           | my pocket for warmth.
           | 
           | When I bang it on things it really hurts, and like this paper
           | says it's extended basically all the time when I'm trying to
           | use my hand for other things.
           | 
           | When I use it to grab things, it feels really weird, so I've
           | kind of trained myself to keep it out of the way. This paper
           | says cut it off, which the few other orthopedists I've talked
           | to have not advised, but at this point, it's been a decade,
           | and seeing a doctor be like "dude, the thing that's only
           | there to make your hand more precise, is actually making your
           | hand way less precise and detracting from your quality of
           | life, cut it off", is a perspective I'm happy to hear. I
           | manage mostly alright, but it's been a decade of major
           | annoyance at best.
        
             | Zancarius wrote:
             | This is really fascinating to me, because it explains some
             | things.
             | 
             | I have a friend who crushed the tip of one of her fingers,
             | but it wasn't amputated. She's described sensations very
             | similar to yours, presumably from nerve damage. I never
             | asked a bunch of questions about it, and now I wish I had
             | after reading this post.
             | 
             | If it ever comes up in conversation again, may I share a
             | link to your comment with her?
        
               | fouc wrote:
               | HN is a public site. Posts here are public. Share.
        
               | 4k93n2 wrote:
               | i dont have any nerve damage (that i know of) but if i
               | touch along my ring or little finger near the knuckle,
               | sometimes i feel a tickling sensation on my cheek next to
               | my ear. kinda weird!
        
             | buildsjets wrote:
             | I lost the tip of my right thumb on a planer, but kept the
             | joint. I experience similar phenomena. The worst thing is
             | pushing a supermarket shopping cart on a rough surface, the
             | vibrations it sends into my hand are intensely painful.
             | Also iDevice touchscreens hate my nub.
        
             | specialist wrote:
             | Have you tried any of the neuroplasticity stuff for
             | mitigating chronic pain?
             | 
             | I experience referred pain. I'm told my brain's
             | intepretation is out of sync with the stimulation. Phantom
             | limb syndrome is an example.
             | 
             | Swedish Hospital (Seattle WA) Pain Services clinic got me
             | on the right path. https://www.swedish.org/services/pain-
             | services For me, it was a 4 week course, 3 days/week. Learn
             | (or relearn) meditation, breathing, the current best
             | available science about pain, life skills, etc.
             | 
             | Maybe call them up to help find a clinic near you.
             | 
             | The curriculum seems like total bullshit. But it somehow
             | worked, despite me thinking it wouldn't. I now do a daily
             | regiment that's supposed to reprogram my brain. Including
             | tai chi and HIIT. Seems to be working. A lot of initial
             | progress (like clearing a plugged drain) and now slow and
             | steady improvement. YMMV.
             | 
             | I'm sorry about your pain. Of all my chronic pains, the
             | nerve stuff is by far the worst. So I can sympathize a bit.
             | I hope you find some relief.
        
               | codingdave wrote:
               | Gabapentin is what worked for me. I won't presume that
               | the same answer is going to work for all of us, but I'm
               | in agreement that there are a number of things that can
               | be tried between "suffer through it" and "cut it off".
               | Besides, if the amputation of the end of a nerve is
               | causing so many problems, more amputation will just give
               | you another cut of the nerve at a different point. I'm no
               | doctor, but that sounds like it could backfire bigtime.
        
       | ninalanyon wrote:
       | "When you make the patient your enthusiastic ally in
       | reconstructive surgery, you can get him to fly with six or eight
       | small feathers."
       | 
       | That is just brilliant. The article was an object lesson in
       | clarity and humanity.
        
       | navigate8310 wrote:
       | Quite a jarring and informative article. I had no clue how
       | finicky muscles are and bad amputation may result net negative
       | results to the patient.
        
       | leoc wrote:
       | Probably most experienced drumkit players don't generally use
       | their index fingers either (except when playing the ride cymbal).
        
         | BriggyDwiggs42 wrote:
         | It's useful for fast finger strokes
        
       | fellowniusmonk wrote:
       | I mean if the middle finger is that versatile and important it's
       | great that we have less important fingers providing a buffer on
       | both sides of it.
       | 
       | Ablative fingering, what an innovation.
        
       | JohnMakin wrote:
       | As an older competitive gamer, I liked the part of this that
       | describes how on injury or amputation the middle finger will
       | quickly take over the index duties - I've noticed over the years
       | that when my "trigger" finger on a controller is experiencing
       | tendonitis and I have to rest it, that my middle finger performs
       | just as adequately and I barely notice. This has always surprised
       | me.
        
         | greenmartian wrote:
         | I've got the inverse problem. Middle is my trigger finger. And
         | when it's tired, I fall back to using the index finger. With
         | games that are sensitive to analog trigger levels (e.g. car
         | throttle), it's extremely noticeable how much my precision
         | degrades when using the index.
         | 
         | Always chalked it up to not enough practice. After reading this
         | paper, I feel somewhat vindicated. It's not my fault, it's the
         | finger's.
        
       | onelesd wrote:
       | This article is giving Kurt Vonnegut and I love it.
        
       | flint wrote:
       | I play string bass. Many suggest you focus your attention through
       | the thumb of your left hand as you practice.
        
       | picometer wrote:
       | I'm a violinist (amateur but play regularly). When I have an
       | important note, which is held for a while and needs vibrato, I
       | frequently decide to shift my left hand position so that my
       | middle finger is responsible, rather than the index finger. It
       | feels stronger, easier to nail the intonation (pitch) with
       | precision, and freer to perform the desired type of vibrato.
       | (String players do vibrato by wiggling the left hand finger,
       | which affects the pitch and overtones / oscillation modes of the
       | string.) In fact, I tend to avoid using the index finger on notes
       | that require vibrato.
       | 
       | That preference might be explained here, by the
       | precision/strength combination. I tried holding a hammer as
       | described in the author's hammer exercise, and there's
       | similarity, though it requires much more weight-holding. The left
       | hand doesn't hold the weight of the violin (consider a cello or a
       | guitar with shoulder strap), but a little grip strength is
       | required to securely hold down the string, especially with
       | vibrato.
       | 
       | Overall, fascinating article. I feel quite motivated to read more
       | on hand anatomy and biomechanics.
        
         | MrMcCall wrote:
         | Sounds like the precise opposite of B.B. King doing his famed
         | vibrato, by 'twilling' (?) around his index finger.
        
         | litenboll wrote:
         | Similar on guitar with bends I think. I feel like using the
         | index finger is very awkward, I use the middle finger or ring
         | finger (when what I'm playing allows it) rather than the index
         | finger. Typically with the next finger behind to guide and
         | provide stability/strength.
        
           | omershapira wrote:
           | The proprioception on the index finger while bending on
           | guitar is worse for me than locking the ring finger and using
           | the wrist to control the magnitude of the bend. Useless
           | backfill-ass finger.
        
       | throw4847285 wrote:
       | Well it worked for Roland Deschain...
        
         | excalibur wrote:
         | IIRC Roland lost his middle finger as well and had to pull the
         | trigger with his ring finger.
        
           | psunavy03 wrote:
           | "I do not shoot with my hand; he who shoots with his hand has
           | forgotten the face of his father. I shoot with my mind."
        
       | Ancalagon wrote:
       | Hilariously, I anecdotally also can relate to this. I'm a
       | competitive powerlifter and the calluses on my hands and fingers
       | are most pronounced on the middle, ring, and pinky - with very
       | little on the index.
        
         | blharr wrote:
         | Huh, now that you mention it, after rock climbing, I similarly
         | got the least callused on my index finger. Even the base of my
         | index near the palm is much less worn than the rest of the non-
         | thumb fingers
        
         | hawski wrote:
         | I do pullups sometimes and I also observed this. I wonder if it
         | is related to how index finger is not really in-line with the
         | arm. When I look at my hand I can see that if U would draw
         | extension lines from edges of my forearm they would contain
         | middle, ring and pinky fingers, but not really the index
         | finger.
        
       | ossopite wrote:
       | I could relate to the claims in the article: for the last 6
       | months I've had soreness and pain in my left index fingertip that
       | has confounded the doctors I've seen about it, and all that's
       | helped is to avoid using it. Perhaps someone here has experienced
       | something similar?
       | 
       | When typing I feel pain initially at the fingertip where nail
       | meets skin, which worsens and radiates around to the middle
       | finger side of the fingernail after more use. Even when typing
       | without using the index finger, stretching the finger to keep it
       | away from the keyboard induces some pain after a while. If I cut
       | the nail very short, I think I notice some tenderness and loss of
       | sensation in a spot near the middle of the skin just under the
       | nail edge.
       | 
       | I think the pain developed over time while heavily using a split
       | mechanical keyboard (kinesis freestyle edge) with poor typing
       | technique and putting repeated pressure on the tip and side of
       | the finger, but it has not gone away after switching to something
       | more comfortable (kinesis 360). I don't remember any significant
       | injury happening.
       | 
       | The only visual sign is that the skin seems strongly attached to
       | the nail near its edge, there is minimal free edge compared to
       | what my other fingernails (which are all short) have. Actually
       | that is somewhat true of the other index finger, but to a much
       | lesser extent. There is nothing apparently abnormal about the
       | skin under the nail but perhaps any issue isn't visible.
       | 
       | Interestingly, the pain seems worse when my hands are warmer.
       | 
       | X-rays/MRI/ultrasound scans showed nothing abnormal apparently.
       | All my internet searching for an explanation has yielded nothing,
       | hence writing this comment to see if anyone can help.
        
         | akdor1154 wrote:
         | Unsure about the new one, but on a mechanical keyboard, stick
         | rubber o-rings under all the keycaps to make impacts much
         | softer.
        
           | ossopite wrote:
           | I did actually try that, and it felt like it helped for a
           | brief while, but not for long
        
         | Superfud wrote:
         | This is probably the very first thing you tried, but maybe
         | don't cut the nail quite so short? Recommend upgrading to sharp
         | and precise nail cutters as they make it easier to control
         | exact nail length.
        
           | ossopite wrote:
           | Ha, I have tried long and short. Somehow when the nail is
           | longer it feels like there is more soreness, maybe more
           | tension created between the nail and whatever is up with the
           | skin underneath, I don't know
        
       | tomcam wrote:
       | Someday my arthritis will get me beaten to a pulp by a gang
       | member or, more likely, a cop. I seem to get itches on my face a
       | lot and scratching with my index finger hurts too much. I use my
       | middle finger instead. I try to be situationally aware but it's
       | only going to take one lapse...
        
       | nurbl wrote:
       | The hammer example made me remember something. I did some Aikido
       | long ago, and the instructor spent quite a lot of time showing us
       | how to grip things like sticks. As I remember it, instead of the
       | instinctive way of just forming a fist around it, we should
       | instead start from the little finger, wrapping the fingers one by
       | one, but letting the index finger actually rest more along the
       | handle than wrapping it. That way, supposedly, the grip is just
       | as good, but more flexible and the index finger can help with
       | control.
        
         | robaato wrote:
         | This is a classic way to teach use of a sword. It's also easy
         | to feel what happens. Compare the feeling when gripping with
         | first two fingers vs 3rd and 4th. With first 2, you will feel
         | tension along top of forearm, whereas with the other 2 it is
         | the underneath of forearm. This affects flexibility, softness,
         | and thus ability to manipulate the sword.
        
           | williamscales wrote:
           | This tracks with my experience fencing using a pistol grip.
           | The index finger mostly gets in the way and I even injured
           | mine using it too much. The middle finger is the main driver
           | of grip and control.
        
           | js2 wrote:
           | Similarly, holding a chef's knife you wrap your thumb and
           | index around the blade, with the remaining three fingers
           | around the handle:
           | 
           | https://www.epicurious.com/expert-advice/how-to-hold-a-
           | knife...
        
         | hinkley wrote:
         | Most martial arts teach something like this.
         | 
         | Typical civilian relies too heavily on the index finger when
         | grabbing for instance your arm, and that makes it easier to
         | twist out of the grapple, by using the shoulder and the bicep
         | to lever out along the line halfway between the thumb and the
         | index finger. Usually these are stronger muscles than the
         | forearm, possible exception of rock climbers.
        
         | trgn wrote:
         | index finger is useless for holding tennis racket too.
        
       | stevage wrote:
       | Makes me think of Tommy Caldwell, top-tier rock climber who
       | created so many of the iconic routes in Yosemite Valley. Despite
       | losing an index finger in his 20s.
        
       | dumbfounder wrote:
       | "In spite of its singular ability of precision, it is not
       | difficult to feel ashamed of the index finger."
       | 
       | "To me, index fingers portray a hideous personality reflecting
       | conceit and pantywaist attitudes. In essence, they are smart-ass
       | digits we can often do without. If I had to lose a finger and had
       | my choice, I would choose first my nondominant hand index ray and
       | next the other index. I find index digits easy to hate and
       | sometimes hard to love."
       | 
       | LOL
        
         | grahamj wrote:
         | yeah TIL pantywaist is a word
        
       | grahamj wrote:
       | Great article. Unfortunately the author overlooked a critical use
       | case for the index finger: the Vulcan salute.
        
       | theultdev wrote:
       | When I was teaching my wife how to play shooters I had to study
       | how I was using my left hand on the keyboard.
       | 
       | I noticed that the WASD placement excluded the middle finger.
       | Once you lift it up and keep it hovering, the pinky hitting A,
       | the ring hitting W and S and the index hitting D, it's very easy
       | to dance them.
       | 
       | I find the middle finger much less responsive than other fingers
       | due to tendon connections (it is much stronger though as another
       | user noted for bowling)
       | 
       | I am left handed but I do use the PC like a "normal" person. She
       | is right handed and she played noticeably better once doing this.
       | 
       | The other major thing was to avoid cross talk between hands. Full
       | aiming related things on the right, full movement related things
       | on the left. (grenades, aimed abilities, etc. on mouse keys)
       | 
       | Related note: in paintball, you feather the trigger with the
       | index and middle finger as they are the fastest. The pinky is
       | also fast but the ring is so slow that doesn't work. Middle and
       | ring is slow for the same reason.
       | 
       | TLDR: ring is your muscle finger, other fingers are more agile.
        
       | duderific wrote:
       | As a competitive bowler, the index finger is not used at all. The
       | middle and ring fingers are inserted into the finger holes. I
       | think it has to do with the connection to forearm muscles as
       | described in the paper - the middle and ring fingers provide the
       | most grip strength which is required to provide torque to the
       | ball.
        
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