[HN Gopher] The Onion buys Infowars
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       The Onion buys Infowars
        
       Author : coloneltcb
       Score  : 1277 points
       Date   : 2024-11-14 14:10 UTC (8 hours ago)
        
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       | jsheard wrote:
       | The announcement by America's Finest News Source:
       | https://theonion.com/heres-why-i-decided-to-buy-infowars/
       | 
       | Alex Jones response:
       | https://x.com/RealAlexJones/status/1857058831135645739
        
         | mtmail wrote:
         | Reading the article didn't give me any confidence it's actually
         | real/true. Which could be seen as a compliment.
        
           | ixtli wrote:
           | It is actually true!
           | https://www.nytimes.com/2024/11/14/business/media/alex-
           | jones...
        
             | hoppyhoppy2 wrote:
             | No-paywall link:
             | https://www.nytimes.com/2024/11/14/business/media/alex-
             | jones...
        
         | tgv wrote:
         | Wonderful news. I'm glad their CEO recognizes the great value
         | of CEOs. My only worry is that this acquisition makes Global
         | Tetraeder so large that it attracts the attention of those
         | pesky EU bureaucrats, who will want to split it up into
         | multiple imperfect solids.
        
           | arethuza wrote:
           | If Brexit taught me anything it was that the correct phrase
           | is pesky _unelected_ EU bureaucrats!
        
             | soco wrote:
             | Now if we want to get into dirty details, no bureaucrat is
             | ever elected. You elect the representatives, and they
             | nominate in turn whoever bureaucrats they feel comfy to
             | work with. Or is this in the UK different?
        
               | vidarh wrote:
               | Yes, but that is not the point. The point is it was a
               | favorite attack point used by Brexit supporters. A whole
               | lot of the accusations against the EU applied just as
               | much - sometimes much more - to the UK itself.
        
               | notahacker wrote:
               | We have people who frothed at the mouth over the role
               | played by _unelected_ bureaucrats now frothing at the
               | mouth at proposals to remove the last hereditary Lords
               | from our legislature...
               | 
               | (in fairness, those people tend to hate the Civil Service
               | in the UK too. And they're _elected_ hereditary Lords,
               | albeit via a franchise consisting entirely of other
               | hereditary Lords)
        
               | kergonath wrote:
               | Indeed. That pattern was obvious even before the
               | referendum. The UK is know for its strong civil servant
               | body that can keep the ship afloat when the old chaps in
               | the government have no clue which way is up. And its
               | first past the post system. It is admirable on a lot of
               | levels but certainly not any more democratic than the EU.
        
               | data_maan wrote:
               | This!
        
               | maeln wrote:
               | > You elect the representatives, and they nominate in
               | turn whoever bureaucrats they feel comfy to work with.
               | 
               | This is not always the case, although I guess it depends
               | how you define bureaucrats. As an example, in France,
               | most of the administration is not nominated. You become a
               | public worker through exam, and the representative
               | usually have no power over your nomination, raises, etc.
               | It does make sense in a lot of cases. For example, in a
               | city, only the mayor and its advisers are elected, and
               | they do not have any control over the administration of
               | the city. But the administration cannot refuse to work
               | with a specific mayor. If they do, they would need to be
               | moved elsewhere, or simply be fired for not doing their
               | job. On the other hand, they are also bound by the law,
               | so they also act as a counter power to crazy mayor who
               | wants to do illegal stuff. Meaning, if the mayor ask the
               | administration to do something illegal, they can
               | absolutely say no with no fear of repercussion for their
               | job.
               | 
               | It also makes sense for other counter-power office, where
               | having the currently elected representatives being able
               | to choose who control the office would go against its
               | whole purpose.
        
               | lucianbr wrote:
               | > You become a public worker through exam, and the
               | representative usually have no power over your
               | nomination, raises, etc.
               | 
               | Who else would have power over "nomination, raises etc"
               | of anyone, if not elected representatives? Other public
               | workers? At this point would they not be a sovereign
               | group distinct from France, untouchable by the french
               | people?
               | 
               | I guess the elected representatives have indirect power
               | over everything in the end, if France is still a
               | democracy. May be lots of layers of indirection, like the
               | need to pass or change a law, but still.
               | 
               | Who defines and administers the exam you mentioned? Other
               | public representatives? Can they decide to pass their
               | relatives?
        
               | rsynnott wrote:
               | > Who else would have power over "nomination, raises etc"
               | of anyone, if not elected representatives? Other public
               | workers?
               | 
               | Yes, that's how the civil service works in most
               | countries, more or less. The US is an outlier in that the
               | executive appoints about 4,000 civil servants; most
               | places don't work like that (even in the US; _most_ civil
               | servants (about 2.8 million of them, federal) are hired,
               | promoted, disciplined etc by other civil servants; the
               | president doesn't sit in on every interview or anything.)
               | 
               | > I guess the elected representatives have indirect power
               | over everything in the end, if France is still a
               | democracy.
               | 
               | The elected representatives pass laws. The civil service
               | implements them.
               | 
               | Separately, at least in many countries, not sure about
               | France, you have the concept of power devolved to the
               | minister, where the legislature passes a law allowing the
               | minister to make orders in certain restricted areas, a
               | bit like a scope-limited version of US presidential
               | executive orders.
               | 
               | This occasionally has amusing repercussions if the
               | original devolution legislation was insufficient or
               | unconstitutional; for instance in Ireland nearly all
               | drugs (morphine, heroin, cannabis and possibly cocaine
               | remained illegal) were accidentally legalised for a day,
               | when the supreme count found that the legislation used to
               | enable the Minister for Justice to ban drugs was
               | insufficient, thus legalising everything which had been
               | banned since it was passed.
        
               | shagie wrote:
               | > The US is an outlier in that the executive appoints
               | about 4,000 civil servants; most places don't work like
               | that (even in the US; _most_ civil servants (about 2.8
               | million of them, federal) are hired, promoted,
               | disciplined etc by other civil servants; the president
               | doesn't sit in on every interview or anything.)
               | 
               | This is one of the concerning parts with the incoming
               | administration.
               | 
               | https://www.theguardian.com/us-
               | news/2024/sep/25/project-2025...
               | 
               | > Project 2025, which is backed by the rightwing Heritage
               | Foundation thinktank, has proposed to "dismantle the
               | administrative state", while Trump's official "Agenda 47"
               | calls for "cleaning out the Deep State" and "on Day One"
               | issuing an "executive order restoring the president's
               | authority to fire rogue bureaucrats".
               | 
               | > That executive order would set up a system, known as
               | Schedule F, that would revamp the federal bureaucracy so
               | that far more jobs could be filled with political
               | appointees rather than through traditional merit rules.
               | Trump's supporters say Schedule F would cover about
               | 50,000 federal employees, but unions representing federal
               | workers say it would cover many times that. Currently,
               | approximately 4,000 federal positions are subject to
               | presidential appointment. Trump's allies are said to have
               | compiled a list of 20,000 loyalists who could quickly
               | move into federal jobs in a new Trump administration.
               | 
               | ---
               | 
               | That 4,000 is looking to become 20,000 and potentially
               | increase up to 50,000 (and beyond depending how far
               | reaching the reclassification is).
        
               | lucianbr wrote:
               | I suspect the coming administration would find a way to
               | do the same thing even if it was in Germany or France. I
               | suspect if the extreme right parties there ever win, they
               | will find a way to achieve this too.
               | 
               | Best to be aware of this, not deceive ourselves that
               | public servants are untouchable. Some people might get
               | the idea that voting for a very bad politician would just
               | send a message and not have much real effect, as the
               | civil servants are the same and will do the same job and
               | cannot be removed. They can. Even in Germany.
        
               | maeln wrote:
               | You are not wrong. Exam, raises, lateral and vertical
               | move are decided (in most case) by:
               | 
               | 1. The law. For example, public worker salary's are
               | explicitly defined on a public grid, which depends on
               | several factor (exact position, how long you have been in
               | the job, the national public worker salary index, ...).
               | 
               | 2. Their boss / future boss. Promotion it partly a matter
               | of law, but also partly at the discretion of your boss.
               | Same for a lateral move. If a position open, and you are
               | qualified to fill it, you have to have interview just
               | like a normal job offer.
               | 
               | There is a bunch a caveat and details, but that's the
               | gist of it. So, technically, representative do have power
               | over this. Some representatives can change the law, and
               | some are technically more or less the boss of the top
               | officer at some administration. But it still make a lot
               | of things difficult if not impossible. A mayor cannot
               | change national law, only Depute of the national assembly
               | can, so he has no power over the salary of his
               | administration. He also has no power to fire someone from
               | the local administration unless he can prove that they
               | did something that the law consider a fireable offense.
               | The same would go for a minister.
               | 
               | Of course, in effect, they do yield a lot of influence.
               | While public worker are very, very rarely fired, they can
               | be moved to another position, which is easier to do and
               | what usually happen when someone powerful want them gone
               | without having the actual power to do so directly.
        
               | johannes1234321 wrote:
               | > Who else would have power over "nomination, raises etc"
               | of anyone, if not elected representatives?
               | 
               | In many countries that is done based on laws describing
               | career progression process.
               | 
               | In Germany most administration workers are "career"
               | folks, who study at the university of administration and
               | then have a career paths, where levels at are relatively
               | clearly described. Only heads of different authorities
               | are "political" positions, which are nominated by
               | ministers and can be fired/retired relatively easily but
               | even those in most cases stay across administrations.
               | Only ministers and their direct staff change.
               | 
               | In some ministries there sometimes is the saying "we
               | don't care who is minoster below us" but if a some
               | minister with an agenda is appointed they still can be
               | very effective.
        
               | lucianbr wrote:
               | Seems like a pretty good system. Or who knows.
               | 
               | But since the law is written by elected representatives,
               | to say that the representatives have no power in this
               | case seems wrong, to me. That's all.
               | 
               | If the voters will vote for the "fire Joe" party 20 years
               | in a row, I guarantee Joe the civil servant will
               | eventually be fired, even in Germany, France, anywhere.
               | Well, maybe not in China, but that's different. Anywhere
               | where votes still matter. Solutions would be found, laws
               | changed, exceptions provided, and so on.
        
               | Yeul wrote:
               | Civil servants are a-political so why would you need to
               | fire them? A civil servant carries out whatever law is
               | enacted by the government. The bureaucracy is a tool and
               | tools don't have a will.
        
               | jowea wrote:
               | > Civil servants are a-political so why would you need to
               | fire them?
               | 
               | Have you watched the British documentary series "Yes,
               | Minister"?
        
               | exe34 wrote:
               | you mistake lethargy for strategy!
        
               | BurningFrog wrote:
               | Like any other worker, they should be fired when they
               | don't do their job well enough.
               | 
               | Civil servants are people like you and me, and have as
               | strong will as anyone.
        
               | gbacon wrote:
               | This ignores the self-interest of civil servants, which
               | they most definitely have and is the basis for public
               | choice theory.
               | 
               |  _Building upon economic theory, public choice has a few
               | core tenets. One is that no decision is made by an
               | aggregate whole. Rather, decisions are made by combined
               | individual choices. A second is the use of markets in the
               | political system. A third is the self-interested nature
               | of everyone in a political system._
               | 
               | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_choice
        
               | lucianbr wrote:
               | > The bureaucracy is a tool and tools don't have a will.
               | 
               | As if it's not made of humans. This view is in grave
               | error. Nobody is perfectly rational, nobody is beyond
               | bias or subjectivty, nobody is beyond human emotions.
        
               | scott_w wrote:
               | I don't think this is strictly true. There are documented
               | cases where, for better or worse, apolitical civil
               | servants undermined politicians. Rory Stewart's book has
               | some great examples.
        
               | bjourne wrote:
               | One reason is scapegoating. If a politician fucks up they
               | can shift the blame to civil servants. Another reason is
               | conflicts. Politician proposes a law and the head of the
               | affected department says that the law will lead to major
               | loss of tax revenue.
        
               | johannes1234321 wrote:
               | There are two factors: One is that the Constitution
               | disallows laws for a special case. Thus a "fire joe law"
               | may not exist (without Change to constitution)
               | 
               | However: Yes, who you vote for impacts government. If you
               | vote for a party which sets priority in building bike
               | sheds, the authorities will move staff to the required
               | departments, while Joe remains in the department nobody
               | cares about anymore and thus can't meet the promotion
               | goals. (While he will still receive the regular raise for
               | the job level he is in) And if one truly wants to get rid
               | of Joe there certainly is a way to find a reason for
               | demoting him ..
               | 
               | But it's way different from the American system which
               | sweeps thousand of jobs, according to [1] about 4,000
               | jobs directly, where then many of those bring in their
               | assistant, advisor etc.
               | 
               | [1] https://presidentialtransition.org/wp-
               | content/uploads/sites/...
        
               | lucianbr wrote:
               | Yeah, I get it's different. Not saying it's the same.
               | Just don't give me the absolute "civil servants are
               | untouchable by politicians". It would be bad if they
               | really were untouchable.
        
               | johannes1234321 wrote:
               | I never stated that. But there is a notable cultural
               | difference between Europe and US.
               | 
               | This goes also further: Many offices which are elected in
               | the US are appointed in Europe (I'm not aware of a
               | European country where population elects state/district
               | attorneys, sheriffs, judges, school boards, etc)
        
               | scott_w wrote:
               | But now we're in reducto ad absurdum territory because
               | elected officials can pass laws to force private
               | companies to fire specific employees, too. And before you
               | say "constitution," that can also be amended.
        
               | lucianbr wrote:
               | I have no clue what your point is. Reductio ad absurdum
               | is a useful argument, not a logical fallacy.
               | 
               | > And before you say "constitution,"
               | 
               | I have zero idea why I would say "constitution" or
               | anything really. My entire point is that nobody is beyond
               | the reach of elected representatives, and that is by
               | design and a good thing too.
        
               | scott_w wrote:
               | > My entire point is that nobody is beyond the reach of
               | elected representatives
               | 
               | That's just stating the obvious.
               | 
               | > that is by design
               | 
               | No, it's not. It's just a fact of life that governments
               | can control every aspect of a person's life if it
               | chooses. It's always been this way and always will be.
               | 
               | This is why your statements are absurd.
               | 
               | When people refer to a civil service as being
               | "apolitical" or "not politically appointed," it's obvious
               | that they're not referring to absurd cases like "a
               | government can outlaw them from having a job."
               | 
               | That's why I said you're reducing the argument to
               | absurdity.
        
               | bjourne wrote:
               | > I guess the elected representatives have indirect power
               | over everything in the end, if France is still a
               | democracy. May be lots of layers of indirection, like the
               | need to pass or change a law, but still.
               | 
               | Yes, in the end of course. But these layers of
               | indirection are extremely important. In my country right-
               | wing politicians are currently rallying against
               | prosecutors they think are "too lenient" with criminals.
               | If it weren't for the indirection those prosecutors would
               | have been replaced with the politicians' yes-friends long
               | ago.
        
               | jorvi wrote:
               | Meanwile, Macron chooses to ignore a left victory, then
               | refuses to accept their prime minister and instead co-
               | opts the election to instant the same center-right
               | government that was broken up a few months prior. :+)
        
               | kergonath wrote:
               | Now, to be fair that is partly the result of the left-
               | wing coalition imploding (as usual... sigh) and being
               | generally unwilling to compromise. It turns out that when
               | you don't have a majority, being the biggest party does
               | not matter that much if you are unpleasant enough to make
               | the other parties rally against you. Yes, I am bitter.
        
               | shagie wrote:
               | If you can find a copy of the game Koalition (
               | https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/303/koalition ) it
               | has some of the fun of European politics in it.
               | 
               | > 60 politicians of all colors stand for election in the
               | 15 countries of the European Union: unimaginable benefits
               | and positions of influence await their power brokers, for
               | it is these Machiavellian lobbyists and self-appointed
               | "leaders" who hold the real power in the palms of their
               | hands.
               | 
               | And from the rules:
               | 
               | > The player with the most total votes played in a given
               | party is the party representative. If a player has two
               | cards in the same party, their value is added. If two or
               | more players have the same vote total in a party, the one
               | with the highest single card is the party representative.
               | Remember that a doubler card, if played, will always be
               | considered the highest card. Also, note that it is
               | possible for one player to control two parties.
               | 
               | > If Gaudino is played in a party in competition with
               | another politician valued 7 in that party, he is
               | considered to be the higher card.
               | 
               | > The green-leaf party is a special case. If two players
               | tie for total value in green cards, it is possible that
               | they will still tie for highest single card value. In
               | that case, the two players are given thirty seconds to
               | agree on who will be the green representative. If they do
               | not agree in that time, each player with green cards may
               | negotiate separately.
        
               | wwweston wrote:
               | > I guess it depends how you define bureaucrats.
               | 
               | "If Gondor, Boromir, has been a stalwart tower, [those
               | who work at public bureaus] have played another part.
               | Many evil things there are that your strong walls and
               | bright swords do not stay. You know little of the lands
               | beyond your bounds. Peace and freedom, do you say? The
               | North would have known them little but for us."
        
               | ruthmarx wrote:
               | > For example, in a city, only the mayor and its advisers
               | are elected, and they do not have any control over the
               | administration of the city. But the administration cannot
               | refuse to work with a specific mayor.
               | 
               | The mayor can still dictate policy and the administration
               | have to implement it if it is not illegal, right?
        
               | andrepd wrote:
               | The EU is governed by the European Commission, which is
               | not elected. Say what you will about reactionary British
               | conservatives, the fact remains that the EU is not a
               | particularly democratic organisation.
        
               | arethuza wrote:
               | The members of the Commission are appointed by the
               | governments of the member states which _are_ elected?
        
               | gpderetta wrote:
               | Not in all EU members; in parliamentary republics (as
               | opposed to presidential republics) governments are not
               | typically elected.
               | 
               | That's also the case in the UK.
        
               | data_maan wrote:
               | How is that true, if the body that nominates the European
               | Commission _is_ elected??
               | 
               | By the same argument you could say UK or US or any other
               | solidly democratic is not democratic, because some
               | commission or organisation is not directly, by the
               | people, elected.
               | 
               | (If you go for the direct election argument, the UK fares
               | pretty badly BTW.)
        
               | mike_hearn wrote:
               | The body that nominates the Commission isn't elected.
               | 
               | In theory the Commission is mostly made up of civil
               | servants who answer to commissioners, who are themselves
               | nominated by each country's own government or civil
               | service. Each commissioner has one area of responsibility
               | only, and they answer to the head of the Commission who
               | is their boss. So someone in the UK votes for a
               | politician, who votes for a party leader, who appoints
               | some ministers, and those ministers may or may not have
               | much of a say in whoever gets nominated to be a
               | commissioner - one of many. But there is at least a path
               | there, even if long and indirect and the person your vote
               | ends up influencing doesn't do anything important to your
               | country or needs.
               | 
               | In practice it doesn't actually work that way. In
               | practice, the head of the Commission has veto power over
               | the nominations. They aren't supposed to according to the
               | treaties but the treaties are ignored. This means that in
               | reality it's the head of the Commission who picks the
               | Commissioners, because they can just reject anyone who
               | isn't sufficiently aligned with their own agenda.
               | 
               | So that leaves the question of how the head of the
               | Commission is picked. Once again there is theory and
               | practice. In theory, it's a decision of the heads of each
               | state that they take together to select some candidates,
               | and the Parliament then gets to vote for their preferred
               | candidate. In practice ... nobody knows how the head is
               | picked. Ursula von der Leyen was recently re-appointed
               | despite being plagued by scandals and having a long
               | career of failing upwards. Parliament was sidelined by
               | giving them a voting list with only one candidate on it
               | (her). Seek out an explanation of how she got this job
               | and you won't find one because:
               | 
               | 1. The heads of state don't talk about how they decide as
               | a group. Is it a vote? Some sort of horse trading? Do
               | they take it in turns? Are they even all able to take
               | part? Nobody knows.
               | 
               | 2. There's no record of which country voted for who, or
               | why.
               | 
               | 3. The process by which someone even becomes a candidate
               | is unclear.
               | 
               | 4. Because no head of state has any control over who gets
               | onto the candidate list, they never talk on the campaign
               | trail about how they will "vote" (assuming that's how it
               | works) for who runs the EU.
               | 
               | In other words, the process is entirely secret. The
               | potential for corruption is unlimited.
               | 
               | So when critics say the EU Commission is a bunch of
               | unelected bureaucrats, they are right and those who argue
               | otherwise here on HN are wrong. People who got their jobs
               | via a process so opaque and indirect that how it
               | functions can't be explained, not even in principle,
               | cannot claim to be democratically selected.
        
               | shafyy wrote:
               | The Bundesrat in Switzerland is also not elected directly
               | by the people, it's elected by Congress. The
               | Bundeskanzler in Germany are not also not elected
               | directly by the people, they are elected by Congress.
        
               | ben_w wrote:
               | > Or is this in the UK different?
               | 
               | A bit; mostly as you say, but also it's a kingdom and has
               | the House of Lords whose seats are partially heritable,
               | partially religious appointments from the state religion
               | with the monarch at the top, in addition to those
               | appointed by the elected government.
               | 
               | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lords_Spiritual
               | 
               | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lords_Temporal
        
               | graemep wrote:
               | > partially religious appointments from the state
               | religion
               | 
               | There are also, in practice, a number of other religious
               | appointments made to provide other religious groups with
               | representation.
               | 
               | > in addition to those appointed by the elected
               | government.
               | 
               | Those are the most problematic IMO. Businesspeople
               | (because the rich do not have enough influence on
               | politics and cannot get their voice heard?), and former
               | politicians.
               | 
               | I think how it works is nicely summarised by the fact
               | that at least one of the founders of an ecommerce website
               | (lastminute.com) is a peer but no-one like (for example)
               | Tim Berners-Lee is.
        
               | medo-bear wrote:
               | Yeah but the EU ones are very powerful
        
             | rob74 wrote:
             | Beware the EU deep (super)state! But don't fear, it's no
             | match for our shallow catchphrases!
        
               | arethuza wrote:
               | "Deep supranational political and economic union" really
               | doesn't have the same ring to it.
        
               | bryanrasmussen wrote:
               | Deep Economic Supranational Political Association
               | Integrating Regions would be catchy.
        
             | data_maan wrote:
             | Newsflash: the Pentagon has literally _millions_ of
             | bureaucrats.
             | 
             | None elected.
             | 
             | Unelected people are tasked with defending the free world.
             | how about that?
        
           | jsheard wrote:
           | They'd better think twice as long as Ted Kaczynski remains on
           | The Onions editorial board[1], he also knows a few things
           | about splitting things into multiple solids.
           | 
           | [1] https://i.imgur.com/iNDpZt2.png
        
             | loopdoend wrote:
             | Didn't he die in jail last year?
        
               | ceejayoz wrote:
               | I rather suspect that won't matter to The Onion.
        
               | shadowgovt wrote:
               | That's what they want us to think... Is what I'm pretty
               | sure InfoWars would tell me.
        
               | PhasmaFelis wrote:
               | If T. Herman Zweibel didn't let corporeal death force him
               | out of the Onion, why should Kaczynski?
        
               | yapyap wrote:
               | I mean would the Onion lie to us
        
               | jaggederest wrote:
               | I'm sure Zombie Kaczynski will have cogent contributions
               | to make still.
        
               | dredmorbius wrote:
               | Positive ones, even!
        
               | tomcam wrote:
               | My next low budget horror film is going to be Zombie
               | Kaczynski
        
           | diggan wrote:
           | > My only worry is that this acquisition makes Global
           | Tetraeder so large that it attracts the attention of those
           | pesky EU bureaucrats, who will want to split it up into
           | multiple imperfect solids.
           | 
           | Based on what previous in-real-life examples is this a
           | realistic worry? AFAIK, "EU bureaucrats" haven't broken up a
           | single US-based company before so seems like a weird thing to
           | be worried about.
        
             | arethuza wrote:
             | Sorry, we're being critical of the EU - logic doesn't
             | apply!
        
             | jantissler wrote:
             | It almost feels like a joke to be honest!
        
             | criddell wrote:
             | Are you really criticizing The Onion's fact-checking?
             | 
             | Can you spot any problems with their plan for the
             | supplement inventory?
             | 
             | > we plan to collect the entire stock of the InfoWars
             | warehouses into a large vat and boil the contents down into
             | a single candy bar-sized omnivitamin that one executive (I
             | will not name names) may eat in order to increase his power
             | and perhaps become immortal
        
               | BizarroLand wrote:
               | I was a worker on that project. A crumb of the
               | omnivitamin fell off and touched my right hand and now
               | that hand doesn't age anymore like Bruce Willis's hands
               | in Death Becomes Her
        
               | Kye wrote:
               | More like Death Becrumbs Her
        
               | notatoad wrote:
               | >Can you spot any problems with their plan for the
               | supplement inventory?
               | 
               | as a regular reader of infowars and a happy customer of
               | their supplements, i cannot see any flaw in that logic
               | and can only hope that i, a successful business
               | executive, will be the person they choose to give
               | immortality to.
        
             | 98codes wrote:
             | > Based on what previous in-real-life examples is this a
             | realistic worry
             | 
             | My interpretation is that the post you replied to was 100%
             | satire.
        
           | tootie wrote:
           | The actual CEO, Ben Collins, has been running The Onion for a
           | short while and his background was as a reporter for NBC. He
           | covered a lot of internet topics very, very well (IMO).
        
           | pennybanks wrote:
           | dont get it twisted. this is a business move lol.
        
           | nyanpasu64 wrote:
           | Well a tetrahedron can be split into four tetrahedra and an
           | octahedron...
        
         | rightbyte wrote:
         | Seems like the article is really gleeful. Somewhat ironic since
         | The Onion could be brought down in the same way by defamation
         | lawsuits.
        
           | afavour wrote:
           | > Seems like the article is really gleeful.
           | 
           | Good! It should be. Alex Jones is a ghoul making money from
           | dead school shooting victims. Anything that embarrasses him
           | is entitled to as much glee as it wants.
        
             | rightbyte wrote:
             | Yes and he profits from fooling mentally ill people.
             | Selling homeopatic pills and whatever.
             | 
             | But I think the right to be wrong is way more important
             | than getting at Alexander Jones.
             | 
             | The precedent is bad.
        
               | afavour wrote:
               | > The precedent is bad.
               | 
               | I think the opposite precent would be worse. Regulating
               | your tone around anyone with even a mediocum of power for
               | fear of repercussion is part of the reason we're in the
               | situation we face today.
        
               | metamet wrote:
               | What precedent do you think this sets exactly?
        
               | hmmm-i-wonder wrote:
               | There is a right to be wrong.
               | 
               | But when you profit off the suffering and harm you've
               | caused by being wrong knowingly and continuing to cause
               | harm, then its a very good precedent.
        
               | AnimalMuppet wrote:
               | The right to be wrong is important.
               | 
               | The right to _deliberately lie in ways that harm people_
               | is not a  "right" that we want to uphold.
        
               | larrywright wrote:
               | And profit off of the lies.
        
               | AdamN wrote:
               | The precedent would otherwise be that it is ok ignoring
               | and debasing the US Justice system.
        
               | miltonlost wrote:
               | Calling Sandy Hook a hoax and harrassing grieving parents
               | is not "the right to be wrong".
        
               | c-linkage wrote:
               | The Paradox of Tolerance:
               | <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox_of_tolerance>
               | 
               | A good reply I found online:
               | 
               | The Paradox of Tolerance disappears if you look at
               | tolerance not as a moral standard but as a social
               | contract. If someone does not abide the terms of mutual
               | tolerance, then they are not covered by the contract. By
               | definition intolerant people do not follow the rules so
               | they are no longer covered and should not be tolerated.
        
               | renewiltord wrote:
               | Indeed. And one of the wonders of this is that anyone can
               | determine that you have not abided by the terms. Even
               | Stalin's Russia was tolerant. It merely deemed many
               | people to not abide by the terms of mutual tolerance.
        
               | tightbookkeeper wrote:
               | I have yet to hear what meaning tolerance has in this
               | interpretation.
               | 
               | Surely chairman mao agrees with free speech that doesn't
               | harm his society and social programs
        
               | int_19h wrote:
               | That's awfully close to "terrorists shouldn't have
               | rights", and problematic for the same reason.
        
               | genrilz wrote:
               | I think it's actually closer to "terrorists should go to
               | prison". Terrorists and other criminals have broken a
               | social contract, and a level of punishment that some
               | approximation of society deems to be acceptable is
               | extracted from the terrorists. This doesn't mean that
               | terrorists don't/shouldn't have some rights. Similarly,
               | thinking about tolerance as a social contract doesn't
               | require stripping anyone who violates this contract of
               | _all_ of their rights.
        
               | int_19h wrote:
               | FWIW I don't actually have a problem with Jones
               | specifically getting in trouble over defamation after
               | getting his day in court. What I have a problem with is
               | the broad notion that it's generally okay to "not
               | tolerate the intolerant" to the point of forcibly
               | suppressing them. The paradox of tolerance is not really
               | a paradox when we're talking about intolerant speech.
        
               | genrilz wrote:
               | I'm kind of worried about society deciding which speech
               | is "intolerant", so I'm not completely on board with the
               | idea of treating tolerance as a social contract. That
               | being said, if we could stop a genocide merely by
               | suppressing people's speech, I feel like that would
               | probably be a worthwhile thing to do. That is to say, it
               | feels like the least bad way to prevent a genocide.
               | 
               | Again, figuring out which speech is worth suppressing is
               | a whole other can of worms.
               | 
               | EDIT: note that Jones did have his speech suppressed, and
               | this was done because his speech was causing people to
               | make death threats against the sandy hook parents. I feel
               | like we could classify Jones's speech as intolerant
               | against sandy hook parents, and the same logic applies as
               | for any other type of intolerant speech.
        
               | UncleMeat wrote:
               | "Being wrong" and "repeatedly defaming people" are quite
               | different.
        
               | rurp wrote:
               | I can't imagine a more valid use for defamation laws than
               | to prevent someone from knowingly and repeatedly causing
               | death threats and other harassment to be directed at
               | parents whose children have been murdered. After being
               | sued, Jones completely failed to defend himself in any
               | meaningful way and lost the suit by default. I honestly
               | have no idea which part of this chain of events you
               | object to. People should be free to send mobs after
               | parents grieving an unimaginable tragedy? Morons who get
               | sued should win by default?
        
           | Kye wrote:
           | Not likely. Satire is protected under the First Amendment.
        
             | smidgeon wrote:
             | Are you as confident about the 22nd?
        
           | lenerdenator wrote:
           | > Somewhat ironic since The Onion could be brought down in
           | the same way by defamation lawsuits.
           | 
           | Unlikely.
           | 
           | It's worth remembering that Jones was never actually _tried_
           | for defamation. He instead received a default judgment. In
           | the US, both sides of a civil case have the right to a fair
           | and speedy trial. If there 's delays, you had better have a
           | good reason for them and they need to fit the rules of
           | procedure.
           | 
           | Jones and his company, Free Speech Systems, more-or-less
           | refused to participate in the trial. The Knowledge Fight
           | podcast has some episodes dealing with the discovery and
           | deposition process for the suits, with actual deposition
           | audio. I'm not a lawyer but it was absolutely brutal to
           | listen to how ill-prepared Jones, his employees, and his
           | representatives were. They were submitting Wikipedia articles
           | about false flags as evidence, had a comprehensive background
           | check on one of the parents that was in FSS records that no
           | one could seem to explain the presence of, and generally
           | didn't comply with other discovery requests.
           | 
           | The end result of this is that his life's work has been
           | reduced to a satire and he is likely financially hobbled for
           | the rest of his life.
           | 
           | For The Onion to have the same fate, they would have to
           | basically disregard every single common-sense rule regarding
           | what you should do when you're sued.
        
             | rightbyte wrote:
             | Fair enough. I didn't know it was a walkover in the end.
             | And it is not really surprising there was no sane defence.
             | 
             | I believe Info Wars etc becoming big is pretty much a
             | symptom rather than the problem. And it has escalated
             | lately. I fear that they will be used as excuses for
             | getting at others.
        
               | fireflash38 wrote:
               | > I believe Info Wars etc becoming big is pretty much a
               | symptom rather than the problem
               | 
               | I believe the problem is how incredibly _easy_ it is to
               | both disseminate and consume utter bullshit. You 're no
               | longer that weird loner in town. You go online and can
               | find hundreds and thousands of people who agree with you.
               | Why would you go find people that challenge your views,
               | when you can get those dopamine highs from people who
               | love everything you say?
               | 
               | Get pushback from people in your life? Cut them out. They
               | don't get you, and they're just hating.
               | 
               | The worst part? It's self-sustaining. Humans are really
               | bad about going against a group. So much of our social
               | behavior is around what others do, and the more we find
               | out about others believing XYZ, we'll start to believe it
               | ourselves. Unless they're from a _different_ group, in
               | which case it is anathema.
               | 
               | Combine those 2 things and you get these people who
               | basically live in separate worlds. And social
               | media/internet enables that.
        
               | larrywright wrote:
               | > I believe the problem is how incredibly easy it is to
               | both disseminate and consume utter bullshit.
               | 
               | But more importantly, how easy it is to make a lot of
               | money disseminating it.
        
               | rightbyte wrote:
               | I think there is a three fold problem of the mental
               | health crisis, decreased social trust (broken communities
               | etc) and algorithmic feeds.
               | 
               | I don't know if Alex Jones is mentally ill or pretends to
               | be. His targeting seems suspiciously self-aware and lame
               | compared to how it usually sounds when people wander down
               | that path.
               | 
               | But I guess most of his viewership is. But they existed
               | on the internets in the beginning too. Plenty of them.
               | Maybe the recommendation engines bring more people into
               | the "self-sustaining" circle, than would be otherwise?
               | 
               | I think what has changed is mainly that there are more
               | 'leaders'. I might have had the wrong conception of what
               | it was like earlier, but apart from Alex Jones and the
               | lizard guy (David Ike?) it didn't seem to be that many.
               | 
               | Something has changed. There are so many lunatic
               | "influencers" nowadays that keep getting pushed to the
               | top. Earlier you had to get out of your way to stumble
               | upon them.
        
               | adgjlsfhk1 wrote:
               | the problem was that it was profitable.
        
             | 3D30497420 wrote:
             | IANAL, but I'd also imagine there's a difference between
             | clear satire and something being presented as the truth.
             | Additionally, The Onion generally goes after public figures
             | while Infowars, in this case, was targeting private
             | individuals. Not sure how either of these have bearing in
             | the legal sense, but could be important factors.
             | 
             | Of course, in a politicized legal context, these points may
             | not matter since legal action could simply be an endurance
             | trial.
        
               | moate wrote:
               | >>I'd also imagine there's a difference between clear
               | satire and something being presented as the truth. There
               | is, and the 1st amendment's coverage of Parody/Satire is
               | very well documented. The Onion has always made it clear
               | that it's fake news, Infowars fought tooth and nail to
               | say they're allowed to say their "truth" even if it's
               | harmful lies. When you can prove that someone believes
               | the damaging bullshit they're saying (not always easy!)
               | they get their dick kicked in.
               | 
               | To your other point, "a well-financed bad actor could
               | ruin any business with enough SLAPP lawsuits" falls away
               | because anti-SLAPP laws exist and award damages if you
               | push too hard.
               | 
               | Do perfectly good people get ruined through litigation?
               | Sure. Is it the epidemic that grifters trying to sway
               | public opinion in their favor make it out to be? Highly
               | unlikely.
        
               | lenerdenator wrote:
               | A lot of jurisdictions have anti-SLAPP lawsuits, but not
               | all. I think Logan Paul is trying to sue YouTuber
               | Coffeezilla in a district that doesn't have anti-SLAPP
               | protections with the express intent of bankrupting him.
        
             | vman81 wrote:
             | Jones' lawyers at one point forwarded a full phone dump of
             | Jones' phone by accident to opposing council. They of
             | course notified Jones' lawyers immediately to ask if this
             | was a mistake that they should delete/disregard, as was
             | their right. Jones' lawyers promptly ignored this, or
             | didn't understand what was going on, resulting it becoming
             | fair game after X days had passed. This goody bag of text
             | messages and pictures contradicted several points of Jones'
             | defence regarding who he was communicating with and a bunch
             | of incriminating evidence that wasn't produced during
             | discovery. That was my understanding of that episode, I may
             | have misunderstood parts of it. Oh, and they revealed this
             | when Jones was on the stand, and it is available to view:
             | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC9RiRUF21A
        
               | shagie wrote:
               | Legal Eagle (among many others I suspect - that's just
               | the channel I tend to follow for pop legal) did a
               | breakdown of that clip explaining what was going on for
               | the layperson: https://youtu.be/x-QcbOphxYs
        
               | krick wrote:
               | I wonder if attorneys have any liability at all. Granted,
               | lawyers do not provide any guarantees, and I usually tend
               | to be more forgiving of genuine fuckups, but this seems a
               | bit too much. The very least you expect from a hired
               | lawyer is not to single-handedly destroy all your
               | defense.
        
               | triceratops wrote:
               | You can sue a lawyer for malpractice, same as a doctor.
               | They even carry insurance for it.
        
             | lesuorac wrote:
             | Also worth remembering, the entire lawsuit wasn't about
             | defamation.
             | 
             | There were several claims about things such as Alex Jones
             | paying individuals to call the plaintiffs 24/7 and other
             | direct forms of harassment.
             | 
             | Feel however you want about free speech but the lawsuit
             | wasn't just Alex Jones said mean words.
        
           | adventured wrote:
           | You have to step extremely far over the line to be brought
           | down by such a lawsuit, particularly if you have money to
           | spend on legal defense (as Jones did previously, or the Onion
           | does today). Jones went over that line one time too many, in
           | a country where a lot of people strongly dislike him. It's
           | like being Martin Shkreli, the system* is going to keep
           | targeting you and eventually get you (entirely warranted) on
           | one of your legal infractions. The more you're a jerk and
           | stick your head up prominently, the more you're going to draw
           | counter attacks to your behavior by the varied masses.
           | 
           | * the system referring to the vast combination of peoples:
           | politicians, legal, monied interests, lobbyists, news media,
           | corporations, journalists, agitators, whatever, et al
        
           | micromacrofoot wrote:
           | it absolutely can not, satire is protected under the first
           | amendment and there are piles of precedence
        
           | yabones wrote:
           | Great point! When The Onion starts making threats against
           | survivors and relatives of school shootings, they should also
           | face defamation lawsuits.
        
             | ta8645 wrote:
             | Honest question: what threats did Jones make against them?
             | I understood that he claimed it was a hoax/conspiracy, not
             | that he had made any threats. Not even sure how he could
             | make threats against people he didn't believe were real.
        
               | tim333 wrote:
               | The threats were made by Jones followers rather than
               | Jones personally.
        
               | ta8645 wrote:
               | Okay. But I think that undermines the argument the OP was
               | making significantly.
        
               | scblock wrote:
               | "Will no one rid me of this meddlesome priest?"
        
               | Yeul wrote:
               | And when one of your followers has done the deed throw
               | them under a bus.
        
               | ta8645 wrote:
               | Did he actually call for people to make threats or use
               | violence? Did he even imply it?
               | 
               | Do you apply the same standard to public figures who call
               | Trump a fascist or a Nazi? Are they responsible for the
               | person who shot him?
        
               | ToValueFunfetti wrote:
               | I think that's a very different statement from "God, I
               | hate that stupid priest. He's so meddlesome." Criticizing
               | people should not count as incitement in a liberal
               | society- consider whether people who told an audience
               | that Trump was a fascist should be held accountable for
               | the assassination attempts. This is defamation.
        
               | the_optimist wrote:
               | If I understand correctly: if I threaten a third party
               | based on something you've said, you now face legal
               | liability?
        
           | raverbashing wrote:
           | The Onion was not telling the parents of dead children they
           | were crisis actors and were lying
           | 
           | Don't want to be sued by defamation don't make BS about
           | people in a fragile position. It's that simple
        
             | mrguyorama wrote:
             | In the US, the truth is a strong and approved defense
             | against defamation. If you are for some reason terrified of
             | defamation lawsuits in the one nation with the highest bar
             | required to prove defamation, you can avoid any possible
             | loss by simply not lying.
        
           | bastardoperator wrote:
           | Can't tell if this is satire or not, that's the real irony
           | here.
        
           | result2vino wrote:
           | I'm glad that you didn't waste effort saying "I am not a
           | lawyer" here, because it's very very apparent that you
           | aren't.
        
         | AdamN wrote:
         | Alex Jones using Twitter/X is on-brand.
        
           | ixtli wrote:
           | I hadn't realized how hilarious this is until now
        
           | pipeline_peak wrote:
           | > Twitter/X
           | 
           | Why not call it one or the other?
        
             | chairmansteve wrote:
             | Call it Twitter. Everyone knows what you mean, and it
             | annoys Elon.
        
               | seanw444 wrote:
               | I'm not even your average Elon hater, and I still think X
               | is a stupid name. Dude should've just kept the name and
               | brand that everyone knows already.
        
               | slt2021 wrote:
               | old good ole Twitter was when your feed was only those
               | you followed.
               | 
               | new X is when your feed what Elon wants you to see and
               | react to.
        
               | pohl wrote:
               | I was pleasantly surprised to discover that Bluesky
               | behaves like the Twitter of yore where you see only who
               | you follow.
        
               | Sohcahtoa82 wrote:
               | This is misleading.
               | 
               | At the top of the feed, there are two tabs: "For you" and
               | "Following". If you select "Following", then you only see
               | people you follow.
        
               | slt2021 wrote:
               | a lot of people use the For You feed by default, since
               | Titter makes it very inconvenient to use Following:
               | - cannot disable/hide For you       - always default for
               | you, and no way to default to Following
        
               | riffraff wrote:
               | but you don't see _all_ from the people you follow in
               | "following", some end up in "for you". So if you want to
               | see stuff from people you follow you need to look at the
               | rage-bait from the algorithmic feed.
        
               | dmonitor wrote:
               | Twitter stopped doing the "follower feed" thing for years
               | before Elon bought the website. The propaganda has gotten
               | much worse, but let's not pretend Twitter wasn't widely
               | considered the worst website on the face of the planet
               | (except Facebook) even before Elon took over
        
               | slt2021 wrote:
               | 1. I think the main thing is that Elon's own tweets are
               | almost always make it to global broadcast via For You
               | feed.
               | 
               | 2. This effectively makes everyone see whatever Musk
               | personally likes/retweets
               | 
               | 3. It is soft of correct that there is _more_ freedom of
               | speech due to slashing /nonexistent moderation
               | 
               | 4. But because algo promotes whatever Musk retweets, it
               | makes Musk chief in charge of the algorithm. Whatever
               | Musk likes - will be shown to everyone.
               | 
               | 5. Because the rest of the feed is noise and garbage,
               | this effectively makes Musk inject a strong signal to a
               | feed and makes him a moderator. If censors previously
               | would censor by deleting posts, he censors by throwing
               | garbage and noisy posts and sprinkling signal in a few
               | places
        
               | jowea wrote:
               | Elon just likes X. I feel he bought the entire site in
               | part due to ego. And it was part of the "everything app"
               | branding too IIRC.
        
               | seanw444 wrote:
               | I guess the "everything app" aspect would make sense for
               | a rebrand. But that aspect feels nowhere close to reality
               | yet, so it still seems to odd to me.
        
               | dspillett wrote:
               | Or "Twitter, the site desperately trying to be know as
               | X".
        
               | hedora wrote:
               | My favorite so far is: "The platform [Elon Musk] wants
               | you to call "X" for his own sexual gratification". It's
               | admittedly too wordy though.
               | 
               | https://www.cahsuesmusk.com/
        
               | recursive wrote:
               | Call it X. Everyone knows what you mean and it really
               | stirs shit up with people who are emotionally attached to
               | the old brand name.
        
               | tom_ wrote:
               | Use both and get everybody!
        
               | subsection1h wrote:
               | > _Call it X. Everyone knows what you mean_
               | 
               | When I see "X", I think X Window System.
               | 
               | I saw your comment and thought, "I bet this guy is a
               | Windows user." I was right! LOL.
               | 
               | https://hn.algolia.com/?type=comment&sort=byDate&query=au
               | tho...
        
               | recursive wrote:
               | Congrats on your keen insights.
        
               | teddyh wrote:
               | I heard that deadnaming is uncool.
        
               | ianburrell wrote:
               | I think the product should be called Twitter and the
               | company called X. Sort of like Facebook/Meta. Which is
               | what Musk should have done from the beginning, but we can
               | fix it for him.
        
             | GJim wrote:
             | I believe Xitter (pronounced 'shitter') is the preferred
             | satirical term, and one that many deem to be an accurate
             | portrayal of the sites user experience since it was taken
             | over by Mr Musk.
        
               | cheema33 wrote:
               | Xitter is my favorite!
        
             | paulryanrogers wrote:
             | Maximum clarity
        
           | dionian wrote:
           | I don't understand your point
        
             | sjsdaiuasgdia wrote:
             | Since Musk's acquisition of Twitter, it has increasingly
             | become a right wing echo chamber and place to promote
             | conspiracy theories. And Alex Jones' InfoWars and Elon
             | Musk's Twitter are both likely to show you advertisements
             | for supplements of dubious effectiveness and other
             | generally scammy products.
             | 
             | So yeah, Jones fits right in there.
        
               | wordofx wrote:
               | It really hasn't.
        
               | sjsdaiuasgdia wrote:
               | My experience disagrees with yours, I suppose.
               | 
               | To me, as a casual user of the platform, that has been
               | the trend. I've been visiting less because of it.
        
               | bbor wrote:
               | https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-65246394
               | there are both in-depth studies and anecdotal evidence
               | that suggest hate speech has been growing under Mr Musk's
               | tenure.
               | 
               | https://www.socialmediatoday.com/news/data-shows-x-
               | suspendin...                 Data Shows X Is Suspending
               | Far Fewer Users for Hate Speech
               | 
               | And, finally: Alex Jones was unbanned. That alone is
               | proof of rising support for hate speech. He's literally
               | been proven to be a lying provocateur in court, it
               | doesn't get much clearer than that
        
               | wyager wrote:
               | So on the one hand you had Twitter, where the impression
               | you would have had in the first few days of November is
               | that Trump was probably going to win the election.
               | 
               | On the other hand you had most other platforms like
               | Reddit, with relatively heavy-handed moderation, where
               | the impression you would have had in the first few days
               | of November is that Trump was probably going to lose the
               | election.
               | 
               | So when you want to make a prior judgement on an
               | extremely consequential outcome, which a posteriori was
               | not even close, and one information ecosystem gives you
               | the right answer, and most of the other information
               | ecosystems give you the wrong answer, which information
               | ecosystems do you classify as "echo chambers"?
               | 
               | It's possible that this was just a fluke, but it should
               | certainly make you update your priors on which ecosystems
               | provide a more representative sample of base reality.
        
               | bandyaboot wrote:
               | If I confidently declare ahead of time the result of a
               | coin flip, I may turn out to be correct, but my
               | confidence was still unjustified. And furthermore, my
               | getting it right would not necessitate a "fluke".
               | 
               | I'm on Reddit a fair bit and while it's difficult to know
               | the overall biases of the greater community based on what
               | I see individually, I don't have a lot of trouble
               | believing that there was a bias toward a particular
               | _desired_ result. But, I honestly didn't see much in the
               | way of a bias one way or the other in the _expected_
               | result. I mostly saw a lot of anxiety over not knowing
               | what result to expect.
        
               | lazyeye wrote:
               | Elections are not remotely a "coin flip" though?
        
               | jkubicek wrote:
               | Well sure, but the predicting the results of this
               | particular election was very much a coin flip.
        
               | lazyeye wrote:
               | I disagree. The media makes it seem like a coin flip, but
               | the prediction markets where people are focused on making
               | money was accurate. This is compared to the media who are
               | more interested in pushing lies and ideology.
        
               | threeseed wrote:
               | The prediction markets can be influenced by governments,
               | companies etc who have no desire to make short term
               | money.
        
               | bandyaboot wrote:
               | Personally, I don't care what the "media" was saying. I
               | care what the polling data and the election models based
               | on the polling data were saying. They were saying pretty
               | consistently that this could go either way, but that at
               | the same time the result may not turn out to be actually
               | that close. Those two aren't incompatible.
        
               | anon373839 wrote:
               | > the prediction markets
               | 
               | PredictIt was predicting the opposite outcome up to the
               | day of the election.
        
               | inpdx wrote:
               | The most historically accurate and least able to be
               | gamed, predictit.org, did not overwhelmingly predict
               | Trump.
        
               | cmdli wrote:
               | Given the large amount of information that Twitter
               | claimed that turned out to be false, one correct claim
               | doesn't really change much. It goes from around 0/1000
               | correct to 1/1001 correct. Even a broken clock is correct
               | twice a day.
        
               | tailrecursion wrote:
               | One of the two echo chambers was bound to be correct in
               | terms of vote counting.
        
               | tailrecursion wrote:
               | I take it that left wingers feel that "community notes"
               | isn't effective or sufficient to combat right wing
               | beliefs that are wrong?
               | 
               | The people on the right seem satisfied for now that they
               | can "combat misinformation with more information".
               | (That's a misquote by the way, I believe he said better
               | information, not more. On second thought, he may have
               | said it both ways.)
               | 
               | Has anyone discussed why the right believes this can
               | work, and the left doesn't?
        
               | Sohcahtoa82 wrote:
               | Bullshit Asymmetry Principle[0] always applies.
               | 
               | By the time Community Notes has appeared, tens or even
               | hundreds of thousands, possibly millions, of people will
               | have seen the misinformation.
               | 
               | Even once Community Notes have appeared, many won't read
               | them.
               | 
               | [0] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bullshit_asymmetry_prin
               | ciple
        
               | elektrontamer wrote:
               | Why are we so worried about adults reading incorrect
               | information? Once they eventually find the info was wrong
               | they'll be more sceptical of that source. We know
               | policing speech doesn't work, whoever does the policing
               | introduces their own biases, this was clear as day with
               | the hunter laptop story and how the goverment put
               | pressure on social media companies to supress it.
        
               | maxerickson wrote:
               | The problem isn't "beliefs that are wrong", the problem
               | is that it's Calvinball.
               | 
               | Say something happened, they'll say you don't have proof.
               | 
               | Show proof that it happened, they'll say it isn't a big
               | deal.
               | 
               | Demonstrate a negative consequence, they'll say it's an
               | isolated incident.
               | 
               | Show that it happens a lot, they'll say the victims
               | deserve it.
               | 
               | And so on. Of course I don't have any proof.
        
               | threeseed wrote:
               | Community notes isn't scalable.
               | 
               | So when you have people like Musk constantly posting by
               | the time a note is added the value of it has long since
               | diminished.
               | 
               | Also your left/right wing argument is entirely something
               | you've invented.
        
           | bbor wrote:
           | Of course, Tim Onion is primarily on Bluesky, other than to
           | occasionally rile up Musk
        
         | reaperducer wrote:
         | _they are shutting us down even without a court order this
         | morning_
         | 
         | He seems surprised. I guess losing a multi-year court case,
         | being fined $1,500,000,000.00 by a jury, and going through
         | bankruptcy court wasn't enough of a warning?
        
           | delusional wrote:
           | Part of the MO of these outrage merchants is that they
           | simultaneously claim that the government perpetrate the most
           | vile acts (killing children, poisoning the water, false flag
           | attacks) while also acting outraged and surprised that they'd
           | do something as mundane as ignore a procedure.
        
           | wmoxam wrote:
           | It's a grifting method. Provoke outrage among the less
           | informed and watch the money roll in
        
         | mvidal01 wrote:
         | This is great!
        
         | chvid wrote:
         | I guess this is about the domain name infowars.com which
         | belongs to a bankrupt company.
         | 
         | Alex Jones is such a big name and has other channels (x.com,
         | Joe Rogan etc.) that he can easily build a similar
         | site/business under a new domain name.
         | 
         | Perhaps The Onion should ask - who gets most promotion of this?
        
           | plorg wrote:
           | The auction included all of the InfoWars and several
           | associated corporations' assets, including the studio and the
           | supplements business. At one point the settlement
           | administrator was trying to get Alex's Twitter handle.
           | 
           | I believe he's been doing some half-ass scheming to create
           | essentially the same company but in his parents' name, and I
           | doubt he has a problem getting listeners back.
        
             | ackbar03 wrote:
             | ... Infowars had a supplements business?
        
               | bbor wrote:
               | Oh man, you're in for a treat. Look up some videos on
               | youtube, the classic being John Oliver's 2017 piece;
               | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyGq6cjcc3Q . He's
               | adjacent to the newly mainstream right, yes, but he's
               | been around for a long time as a more radical+fringe
               | actor, and has all the baggage that goes along with that.
               | A good portion (most?) of his money was made from selling
               | vaguely anti-GMO and pro-masculinity products sold with a
               | heavy dose of "big pharma doesn't want you to know this
               | one trick".
               | 
               | They ranged from insane horse bone dust stuff to plain
               | overpriced vitamins;
               | https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/charliewarzel/we-
               | sent-a...
        
               | Hikikomori wrote:
               | And the Knowledge Fight podcast if you really, really
               | wanna get into it. Almost 1000 episodes now.
               | https://knowledgefight.com
               | 
               | Behind the bastards also has a few that are good
               | summaries if you want something shorter, with the
               | Knowledge Fight guys as guests.
        
               | kristopolous wrote:
               | Whatever episode they're making right now is going to be
               | great.
        
               | Hikikomori wrote:
               | Its how they made most of their money.
        
               | frankhorrigan wrote:
               | Infowars _is_ a supplements business. It's grifts all the
               | way down.
        
               | seanp2k2 wrote:
               | Anyone ever wonder why there are very few far-right
               | comedians?
        
               | cogman10 wrote:
               | It's because they all identify as comedians.
               | 
               | (Yes, this is the one rightwing joke).
        
               | ben_w wrote:
               | What do you mean, is Washington DC not a comedy circuit?
               | /jk
        
               | kevin_thibedeau wrote:
               | You need to be self-reflective enough to laugh at your
               | own BS. Monomaniacs spouting out their grievances don't
               | make for the best laughs.
        
               | labster wrote:
               | They exist, though few in number. They're the ones loudly
               | complaining that you can't tell a (racist) "joke" any
               | more.
        
               | renewiltord wrote:
               | Most of these things are DTC operations and usually for
               | supplements since they are relatively unregulated.
               | Turning viewership into money is usually done through ads
               | but these guys are fairly toxic to most advertisers.
               | 
               | Supplements are a good alternative for podcasters.
               | They're like merch is for musicians etc. but usually run
               | as a recurring revenue stream.
               | 
               | Scratch the surface of any of these people and you'll
               | find they are like this: huberman, Bryan Johnson, they'll
               | all have a DTC business.
        
               | jameshart wrote:
               | There is a reason the archetypal scam artist is referred
               | to as a 'snake oil salesman'.
        
               | Hamuko wrote:
               | Infowars is basically only a vehicle to sell supplements
               | and other various crap.
        
               | philjohn wrote:
               | That allegedly had elevated levels of lead.
               | 
               | Which, you know what, tracks.
        
               | seanp2k2 wrote:
               | Not dissimilar to Fox News or any other media company
               | where the main purpose of the content is to get people to
               | stay for the ads. Turns out rage-baiting works extremely
               | well for driving engagement among certain groups.
        
               | cogman10 wrote:
               | The trick that Jones has perfected is the ad pivot. When
               | you watch most media, the line between content and ad is
               | generally pretty clear. With jones, it was often very
               | blurry. Like, he does do regular ads, but he'll also be
               | ranting about globalists for 10 minutes and then drop in
               | something like "They want to destroy your mind which is
               | why you need our deep earth iodine crystals and sea algae
               | which is proven to stop globalist mind control."
               | 
               | He does it pretty much out of habit. He literally did an
               | ad pivot while on the stand in his court cases.
        
               | Applejinx wrote:
               | The literal only way the Onion could mock this man was
               | with... reality.
        
               | autoexec wrote:
               | Fox news is pushing an agenda first and foremost. The ad
               | money was just a bonus. Rupert Murdoch didn't need the ad
               | money. Just like with Sky News he was more interested in
               | the "reasons of prestige and politics for keeping it"
               | than the profits.
        
               | yincrash wrote:
               | From the statement -
               | 
               | | As for the vitamins and supplements, we are halting
               | their sale immediately. Utilitarian logic dictates that
               | if we can extend even one CEO's life by 10 minutes,
               | diluting these miracle elixirs for public consumption is
               | an unethical waste. Instead, we plan to collect the
               | entire stock of the InfoWars warehouses into a large vat
               | and boil the contents down into a single candy bar-sized
               | omnivitamin that one executive (I will not name names)
               | may eat in order to increase his power and perhaps become
               | immortal.
        
               | barryrandall wrote:
               | On the internet, telling people what they want to hear
               | will always attract an audience. If the audience is
               | larger than a thousand or so people, then you can make
               | money by leveraging your audience's trust in you to sell
               | them supplements, cash for gold schemes, boxed
               | mattresses, meal delivery kits, or VPNs.
        
               | grahamj wrote:
               | nfts, crypto, low poly trucks etc.
        
               | SahAssar wrote:
               | > low poly trucks
               | 
               | My lego builds from when I was 5 were a scam?
        
               | sofixa wrote:
               | Of course, it's random nonsense peddling, how else would
               | it fund itself other than via a obvious grift? If you're
               | gullible enough to watch Alex Jones and believe him,
               | you're gullible enough to buy snake oil to increase your
               | penis.
        
               | grahamj wrote:
               | Snake oil will increase my penis? Where do I sign up?!
        
               | moomin wrote:
               | InfoWars _was_ a supplements business. The political
               | stuff was just a funnel to sell the supplements, where
               | the real money was made.
        
               | adgjlsfhk1 wrote:
               | Infowars was a supplements business. their business model
               | was to brainwash people with conspiracy theories and sell
               | supplements that solve the problems they made up
        
               | spacechild1 wrote:
               | I didn't know that either. That's absolutely hilarious!
               | This could be straight out of a South Park episode.
        
               | ptek wrote:
               | >... Infowars had a supplements business? Yeah check out
               | an advert for CAVEMAN.
               | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-ZqD9-W1_8 . I used to
               | like Infowars 10+ years ago (I'm from New Zealand) when
               | the site was a news aggregate site so you could read the
               | sources. Now that it is him just talking I don't visit
               | the site that often. I remember walking around in a small
               | township in Norway (just under 10,000 people) and seeing
               | a Infowars sticker on a road light. So yeah he used to
               | have massive reach, I don't know if he still does.
        
               | vundercind wrote:
               | The ads on some information-channels carry a lot of
               | information about the audience, and so, about the
               | channel.
               | 
               | Some are dominated by reverse mortgages, supplements,
               | buy-gold ads, Franklin "mint", and, if online, crypto
               | scams.
               | 
               | This happens to be a convenient way to quickly tell when
               | you're headed deep into a particular part of Bullshit
               | Country.
               | 
               | [edit] point is I find it unsurprising they had a
               | supplement business. It's probably the easiest of the
               | above to break into.
        
           | bbor wrote:
           | Hmm NBC seems to imply that they purchased "Free Speech
           | Systems", which is the parent company for the entire
           | operation. Of course, who knows what they'll actually get
           | other than the domain and copyrights -- Jones will just move
           | all the physical assets into a storage unit/another office
           | and dare them to complain, Guliani-style. Also, who knows if
           | any of these stands for long, anyway; the cases are in state
           | court (Connecticut and Texas) but what's stopping the
           | president from issuing an executive order clearing them?
           | Laws?
           | 
           | Re: "who gets the most promotion", IDK I think it's
           | definitely the new owner of the Onion. Personally speaking, I
           | think we're past the "don't give them attention" stage of
           | fascism, and "they were bought by a satire company" isn't
           | exactly a better rallying cry than Jones has already been
           | spouting during the entire litigation. Plus, I trust them;
           | The anti-violence organization Everytown for Gun Safety said
           | it will be the exclusive advertiser in The Onion's new
           | venture as part of a multiyear agreement. John Feinblatt, the
           | group's president, said in a statement that he hopes to
           | "reach new audiences ready to hold the gun industry
           | accountable for contributing to our nation's gun violence
           | epidemic."
           | 
           | https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/onion-wins-alex-
           | jones-i...
        
             | cogman10 wrote:
             | They are almost certainly going to sue for illegal
             | enrichment. I'm certain that Jones will try and move assets
             | and I'm sure he'll get caught doing that.
             | 
             | It means Onion sues Jones will likely be in the headlines a
             | fair bit.
        
               | ddoolin wrote:
               | He has been getting away with moving assets for months
               | now.
        
           | sgt101 wrote:
           | I think it's all the assets of the website.
           | 
           | I believe that the current state of play is that Jones has to
           | pay $1.1bn damages even post bankruptcy so maybe any future
           | successes will lead to money for the Sandyhook families. I
           | certainly hope so.
           | 
           | Ironically he may live longer to earn more for them - he'll
           | never be able to afford a cigar again.
        
             | grahamj wrote:
             | Wait am I understanding this right?
             | 
             | - Collins buys InfoWars
             | 
             | - Auction money ends up going to SH victims
             | 
             | - SH victims have an anti-gun organization set up
             | 
             | - This org enters into a long term ad deal with Collins
             | 
             | - Some of the money therefore flows back to Collins,
             | effectively helping with the auction buy
        
               | sgt101 wrote:
               | That's what I guessed from the story - I suppose that
               | there would be a lot of reticence about buying this site
               | from a lot of corporate actors, but maybe there are a lot
               | of crazy people who could have bought it if the price was
               | right. So, this way it is for sure a "dead" property.
        
           | bilbo0s wrote:
           | _Perhaps The Onion should ask - who gets most promotion of
           | this?_
           | 
           | Well, we're all talking about the onion. And I, personally,
           | haven't read onion content in a long, long while. So this
           | kind of put them back on the radar for me.
           | 
           | But I could be one of only a few people who fell out of onion
           | readership?
           | 
           | More likely is that they believe the next four years will
           | provide them a lot of comedy fodder and they're setting their
           | pieces early. For them the election is likely to be pretty
           | good for business.
        
             | bmitc wrote:
             | While their stuff is brilliant at times, I don't actively
             | seek it out because it leaves me pretty depressed and
             | anxious. The parodies are almost indistinguishable from
             | real events these days.
        
               | shagie wrote:
               | Alas, "Onion Now: Focus" https://youtu.be/Bex5LyzbbBE
        
               | bmitc wrote:
               | Yep, that's my feeling everyday. I would have liked to
               | have seen Patrick Warburton cast in that role, though.
               | For example, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaghIdSJKvQ
        
               | moate wrote:
               | They have become the embodiment of Poe's Law (or the
               | world is such a hellscape that Poe's Law is just taken
               | for granted now?)
        
               | troyvit wrote:
               | I even felt that way reading The Onion's article about
               | this and then listening to Alex Jones' rant on Xitter.
               | They sounded like they came from the same writer.
        
             | notatoad wrote:
             | >I, personally, haven't read onion content in a long, long
             | while
             | 
             | The onion was kind of dead for a while under various shitty
             | owners, but was bought this year by Jeff Lawson of Twilio
             | and is now being run by former NBC reporter Ben Collins.
             | The new stuff since the acquisition has been a bit hit or
             | miss, but at least they're trying again.
        
               | TremendousJudge wrote:
               | They have posted great news segment videos again
        
           | rs999gti wrote:
           | > Alex Jones is such a big name and has other channels
           | (x.com, Joe Rogan etc.) that he can easily build a similar
           | site/business under a new domain name.
           | 
           | Maybe but the judgement was for 1B USD. So any profits would
           | probably be garnished away.
           | 
           | Basically, lawfare was used to censor Alex Jones. I wonder if
           | this is a case for the Supreme Court and First Amendment
           | rights?
        
             | sophacles wrote:
             | Was it? The constitution lays out slander and libel as
             | types of speech that can be censored. The trashy Jones then
             | knowingly and maliciously lied about people for profit -
             | aka libel and slander. Seems reasonable to take the money
             | he made as well as punitive damages.
             | 
             | How is censorship?
        
               | rs999gti wrote:
               | > How is censorship?
               | 
               | How does he make future money, you know for living?
               | 
               | The judgement basically means the courts get to garnish
               | his wages until the judgement is paid.
               | 
               | Jones is a goof to me and I like seeing him rant and rave
               | and wear foil hats. But I don't think anyone should have
               | their livelihood taken from them by censorship of the
               | courts. EDIT: remember all judgments and penalties cut
               | both ways. Today Jones tomorrow someone you follow in the
               | media.
               | 
               | Lower the judgement to 1M USD (EDIT: or something
               | reasonable) and let's move on.
        
               | egoisticalgoat wrote:
               | Not sure how it works in the US, but e.g. in germany only
               | a certain portion of your wages go towards debts, they
               | let you have a certain portion for yourself since you
               | need it to live.
        
               | sophacles wrote:
               | His livelihood wasn't taken. His assets were taken
               | because he did damages and has to pay for those damages.
               | 
               | He can go get all sorts of jobs. Yeah his wages will be
               | garnished, but that doesn't mean his whole paycheck -
               | just the lesser of 25% of the paycheck or 30x minimum
               | wage. He can make money and a living with that just fine.
               | Same as I'd expect for anyone intentionally lying and
               | hurting people for money - whether I "follow" them or
               | not.
               | 
               | Perhaps you should find some reputable sources for
               | information, instead of relying on the proven liar to
               | tell the truth about his situation?
        
               | rs999gti wrote:
               | > Perhaps you should find some reputable sources for
               | information
               | 
               | Did you read my post? Jones is a source of entertainment
               | for me.
               | 
               | Unlike most of the people who replied, I don't like
               | cancel culture.
        
               | tptacek wrote:
               | It's OK to have an unpopular opinion here, but not OK to
               | cast aspersions on people who object to that opinion.
        
               | sophacles wrote:
               | Interesting position...
               | 
               | You dont like cancel culture, but support Jones - a
               | person who is literally being discussed for encouraging
               | his followers to shut down the people saying their kids
               | were killed.
               | 
               | I mean the statements about crisis actors and whatnot
               | were maliciously false, and pure slander. But to those
               | who beleived them, Jones was advocating for them to be
               | cancelled - that is they should be stopped from spreading
               | lies and that they should be locked up and sent away.
               | 
               | Odd juxtaposition.
        
               | triceratops wrote:
               | > Today Jones tomorrow someone you follow in the media
               | 
               |  _Anyone_ who knowingly spreads lies about a person and
               | causes them harm should face legal consequences.
        
               | result2vino wrote:
               | > Today Jones tomorrow someone you follow in the media.
               | 
               | Christ. As a non-American, this comment says a lot about
               | the hilariously broken state of your political landscape.
               | 
               | "It could happen to one of your guys, and that somehow
               | makes it bad!"
               | 
               | Anyone that does what Alex did deserves his punishment,
               | and I'd be against anyone that did what he did, even if I
               | previously "followed" them.
        
               | tptacek wrote:
               | _The constitution lays out slander and libel as types of
               | speech that can be censored_
               | 
               | I don't think defamation law is unconstitutional, but, no
               | it doesn't.
        
               | labster wrote:
               | The US courts have ruled that there are time, place, and
               | manner limits on freedom of speech.
        
               | tptacek wrote:
               | I don't think defamation law is unconstitutional.
        
               | labster wrote:
               | Neither do I
        
             | qingcharles wrote:
             | Lawfare? This is literally how defamation works.
             | 
             | If someone said on the Internet said that rs999gti was a
             | "tax-evading, pyramid-scheming, mullet-wearing, karaoke-
             | ruining, ferret-hoarding, snake-oil-selling, cereal-with-
             | water-eating, grammar-mangling, table-manner-less,
             | engagement-ring-pawning, salad-dodging, traffic-cone-
             | stealing, apology-dodger," and it wasn't true, I think
             | you'd probably like to sue them and take their money too.
        
               | rs999gti wrote:
               | > Lawfare?
               | 
               | Yes the court's judgment is so high, 1B USD, that he
               | cannot make money without it being garnished. How does he
               | get back to work? I personally do not think anyone should
               | lose their livelihood over speech, NOTE: I did not say
               | free speech. What he did is reprehensible but not enough
               | that he is basically black balled from making a living.
               | Penalties yes, loss of livelihood no.
        
               | gonzo wrote:
               | Alex is free to work at the local car wash.
        
               | jpk wrote:
               | Having your wages garnished doesn't mean you starve to
               | death. He's perfectly capable of making a living,
               | supporting himself and his dependents, if any, but his
               | ability to build wealth will be restricted. I don't know
               | the particulars of this case, but generally:
               | 
               | "The garnishment amount is limited to 25% of your
               | disposable earnings for that week (what's left after
               | mandatory deductions) or the amount by which your
               | disposable earnings for that week exceed 30 times the
               | federal minimum hourly wage, whichever is less."
               | 
               | https://www.nolo.com/legal-encyclopedia/if-wages-are-
               | garnish...
        
               | kabdib wrote:
               | $1B is the amount it took to get him to stop. He could
               | have stopped earlier, and had ample opportunity, but that
               | was apparently his price.
        
               | jandrese wrote:
               | "Lawfare" is when people break the law and are actually
               | prosecuted for it even though they are rich and right
               | wing and think they laws don't apply to them.
               | 
               | Alex Jones wasn't even subtle about it. He was getting
               | judgements telling him to stop spouting blatant lies
               | about victims of a mass shooting and he just doubled down
               | on the lies. Repeatedly. The courts kept giving him more
               | rope and he kept tying more nooses.
        
         | sed_zeppelin wrote:
         | On a whim, I decided to peek at the InfoWars homepage. At this
         | moment, I cannot determine which of the headlines are genuine
         | InfoWars content and which are the product of Onion writers. (I
         | assume it's genuine due to the recency of the sale closing?)
        
           | Macha wrote:
           | It looks like it's down now?
        
           | joezydeco wrote:
           | This seems like an incredible opportunity to see if it's
           | possible to reprogram InfoWars readers away from the hate and
           | the conspiracy theories.
           | 
           | It would be a massive undertaking but wouldn't it be funny if
           | the savior of modern media turned out to be a student
           | newspaper from Madison, Wisconsin?
        
             | ceejayoz wrote:
             | > This seems like an incredible opportunity to see if it's
             | possible to reprogram InfoWars readers away from the hate
             | and the conspiracy theories.
             | 
             | Not a chance; they just flee to other outlets. Even Fox
             | News saw huge numbers of people jump to NewsMax and OANN
             | and whatnot.
        
               | joezydeco wrote:
               | The trick is to do it _without the readers noticing_.
        
               | cogman10 wrote:
               | Not terribly hard as Info warriors aren't known for being
               | detail oriented. Credulity is somewhat of a requirement
               | to be sincere.
        
             | AI_beffr wrote:
             | what is the difference, really, between the way the word
             | "hate" is used now and the they the word "sin" was used 200
             | years ago?
        
         | Maken wrote:
         | I like how he _still_ tries to sell his merchandise until the
         | very last moment.
        
           | plorg wrote:
           | He has for some time been telling his listeners to buy
           | supplements from a new company set up in his father's name
           | that is a thin cutout for the one ostensibly run by himself.
           | It seems likely a good lawyer could pierce that corporate
           | veil and go after the new company, but I don't know if that
           | has happened.
        
             | Suppafly wrote:
             | > It seems likely a good lawyer could pierce that corporate
             | veil and go after the new company, but I don't know if that
             | has happened.
             | 
             | He's spent the whole time since losing the lawsuit
             | illegally shifting assets to his parents and they
             | bankruptcy courts haven't seemed to be able to stop that.
        
               | Conscat wrote:
               | For what it's worth, a lawyer _did_ ask the presiding
               | Judge Christopher Lopez to tell Alex Jones he definitely
               | can't do that and solidify this in writing the terms of
               | bankruptcy, and the judge simply refused to even try on
               | the basis that everyone involved is an adult and ought to
               | know better.
        
           | ryandrake wrote:
           | That and the defiance, conspiracies, deep state, freedom-
           | fighter verbal diarrhea until the bitter end. You almost get
           | the feeling that he actually believes it all.
        
         | kristopolous wrote:
         | I like the twitter comments. They're already baking how it's
         | part of the secret globalist plot.
         | 
         | See also https://reddit.com/r/QAnonCasualties/ if you haven't
         | yet.
        
         | mooreds wrote:
         | "Much like family members, our brands are abstract nodes of
         | wealth, interchangeable assets for their patriarch to absorb
         | and discard according to the opaque whims of the market. And
         | just like family members, our brands regard one another with
         | mutual suspicion and malice."
         | 
         | Glorious.
        
           | brabel wrote:
           | That part hurt a little bit, recently had to start looking at
           | family just like this.
        
             | WarOnPrivacy wrote:
             | It felt like coming home here.
        
         | JKCalhoun wrote:
         | "They are a true unicorn, capable of simultaneously inspiring
         | public support for billionaires and stoking outrage at an inept
         | federal state that can assassinate JFK but can't even put a man
         | on the Moon."
        
         | bityard wrote:
         | That is the funniest thing I have read in a very long time.
        
         | xenospn wrote:
         | I'm cracking up
        
         | glonq wrote:
         | Wow, crazy to watch all the bootlickers and nutters in his feed
         | who are angry about this.
        
           | QuercusMax wrote:
           | They're all "verified" (paid) accounts too, which is why
           | Twitter is such a cesspool. They sort paid accounts to the
           | top.
        
             | bandyaboot wrote:
             | Freemium speech?
        
           | pacomerh wrote:
           | right, I was reading their comments, I cannot believe it. But
           | hey, if you view the world like that, guys like Alex will
           | always prosper and have a crowd.
        
         | thecosas wrote:
         | Truly a great piece of satirical writing on The Onion. Just one
         | example:
         | 
         | > With a shrewd mix of delusional paranoia and dubious anti-
         | aging nutrition hacks, they strive to make life both scarier
         | and longer for everyone, a commendable goal.
        
         | that_guy_iain wrote:
         | I saw the onion post and didnt really believe it.
        
         | emchammer wrote:
         | I'm hoping that Department Head Rawlings and Jim Anchower will
         | return as contributors. When did T. Herman Zweibel pass the
         | reins to Bryce P. Tetraeder?
        
       | daft_pink wrote:
       | Not sure if this is true or just another Onion article.
        
         | llm_trw wrote:
         | The onion has not yet bought the times.
        
           | NoboruWataya wrote:
           | When they do I hope it's Infowars that first reports the
           | deal.
        
           | zrail wrote:
           | > yet
        
           | zemo wrote:
           | why would they buy something that no longer exists?
           | https://theonion.com/new-york-times-to-cease-publication/
        
         | AnimalMuppet wrote:
         | NBC is reporting it too. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-
         | news/onion-wins-alex-jones-i..., reported on HN by elsewhen at
         | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42136327.
         | 
         | So... I guess it's real? Still feels surreal...
        
           | spacemanspiff01 wrote:
           | The past 10 years feels surreal...
        
         | Maken wrote:
         | Infowars itself confirms it:
         | https://www.infowars.com/posts/watch-live-last-infowars-tran...
        
       | Kye wrote:
       | Perfectly balanced, as all things should be. Thanks, Tim Onion.
       | 
       | https://bsky.app/profile/bencollins.bsky.social/post/3law23r...
        
       | sofixa wrote:
       | This sounds like an Onion headline.
       | 
       | And to add extra spice, they're actually doing it for a good
       | cause, educating about gun safety in cooperation with nonprofits
       | and the families of children killed in the Sandy Hook massacre.
       | 
       | Obligatory fuck Alex Jones with a bat with rusty barbed wire. He
       | profited off the misery of murdered kids, this is beyond low.
        
         | wl wrote:
         | Everytown isn't an educational organization and they have no
         | gun safety programs. It's Michael Bloomberg's gun control
         | advocacy group.
        
         | zemo wrote:
         | The first time I heard about it was from an Onion headline
         | about it: https://theonion.com/heres-why-i-decided-to-buy-
         | infowars/
        
       | xena wrote:
       | God I wish I could contribute to that.
        
         | lukev wrote:
         | Good news for you: https://membership.theonion.com
        
       | cranberryturkey wrote:
       | What a perfect end to 30 years of lies.
        
       | matthewsinclair wrote:
       | All I can do now is hope and prey that this ends up being the
       | literal dictionary definition of "Poe's Law". #goodspeed
        
       | lenerdenator wrote:
       | Beautiful.
       | 
       | The poet they sent couldn't have done better.
        
       | dogleash wrote:
       | Funny concept. Shame that The Onion's writing these days so mid.
        
         | aaomidi wrote:
         | I think it's more that the world is now the onion.
        
           | tuyiown wrote:
           | One option for the onion is to end being an entertaining
           | opinion journal with very nuanced and layered (intended)
           | points of view. They already are almost there, what place do
           | they have where so many in the media are parodies of
           | themselves ?
        
           | Cthulhu_ wrote:
           | It's like the conundrum that the writers of South Park had,
           | reality became worse than the worst they could think of. To
           | the point where they really struggled when Trump actually won
           | in 2016.
        
           | philipov wrote:
           | If life could stop imitating art now, I'd appreciate it very
           | much.
        
         | dionian wrote:
         | Kids these days will never know how funny the onion used to be
         | They used to distribute hard copies in big cities because
         | people actually read it
        
           | afavour wrote:
           | They started distributing hard copies again to folks who sign
           | up.
           | 
           | The lack of copies on street corners has a lot more to do
           | with the collapse in print advertising revenues than it does
           | the jokes printed inside.
        
             | skiman10 wrote:
             | I actually have a copy that I stumbled across recently at a
             | book store near me. I'm sure it won't be like the old days,
             | but it was really cool to pick a hard copy up while out and
             | about in town.
        
           | anigbrowl wrote:
           | You can buy hard copies again if you subscribe. They used to
           | give it away free in the 1990s because the world wasn't as
           | hyper-capitalistic and it was practical to publish a free
           | paper and put metal boxes on the street to distribute it
           | while making a modest profit with advertising.
        
         | ascendantlogic wrote:
         | I think the Onion is as good as it ever was. The issue now is
         | that the real news is so wild and unhinged the Onion doesn't
         | have that segment cornered anymore.
        
           | dogleash wrote:
           | Oh come on now. The world wasn't just sent to live with it's
           | auntie and uncle in Bel-Air. The distressed sullen worldview
           | might be new to you, but people certainly had it back when I
           | found the Onion regularly quite enjoyable too.
        
             | jayd16 wrote:
             | How is the Onion supposed to top the actual cabinet
             | appointments, for example?
        
             | rsynnott wrote:
             | In 2004, George W Bush was re-elected. At that time, a
             | plausible Onion story might have been that George W Bush
             | was going to appoint a vaccine denier HHS and someone who
             | was investigated by the DOJ as AG, and that would have
             | been, like, mildly funny (which was always the Onion's
             | thing, really; it was almost never _great_), because haha,
             | the president popularly considered to be a bit incompetent
             | is appointing obviously unsuitable people, how amusing, but
             | also, well, a bit of fun, not real. (Actually, if anything
             | I think this might have strayed a bit too far into
             | absurdity for the Onion's liking, particularly Gaetz.)
             | 
             | Fast-forward to 2024, and, well... It just doesn't work as
             | well anymore. Like, imagine an Onion story about Trump's
             | appointments. What could it possibly say that would be
             | stranger than the reality?
        
               | BizarroLand wrote:
               | Maybe appointing Paula Deen as the secretary of health.
               | Show a "food pyramid" that is just multiple pies stacked
               | on top of each other with a side of melted butter to wash
               | it down with, and her vice secretary is a disgraced
               | police officer with over 800 sanctions kitted out in full
               | milspec riot gear whose job it is to beat every child who
               | fails to eat 15 pies a day into submission?
        
           | PrismCrystal wrote:
           | I think the problem is that American politics has become so
           | polarized, that humor anywhere is more likely to be partisan
           | political and written directly in reaction to that week's
           | events. The development has been observed for late-night
           | television, and it's not a new thing with _The Onion_ either:
           | already over a decade ago, friends who had grown up on
           | classic 1990s _Onion_ were bemoaning this shift. Sure, _The
           | Onion_ had used political figures in jokes before ("Congress
           | Debates Rush", "Clinton Declares Self President For Life")
           | but those politicians could have stood for anything; there
           | was very little reference to specific policies or
           | controversies.
        
           | darepublic wrote:
           | The Onion youtube vids of the late 2000's were phenomenal. It
           | was all downhill from there imo. Take a look at this recent
           | video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2niC4ACCp20. I don't
           | like Taylor Swift but this is just not funny. I don't see
           | what the point of it is is.
           | 
           | Compare to this celebrity satire of the golden era:
           | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9QisdRPwEM.
        
             | BizarroLand wrote:
             | When you reach the point where you are cross checking a
             | comedy website's comedy against itself you might have
             | caught a case of the old.
             | 
             | I remember hearing my dad talk about how SNL isn't as funny
             | as it used to be, too. It happens to the best of us.
        
             | slater wrote:
             | "[Thing] that just so coincided with my formative years was
             | the absolute best. it's been downhill ever since" is a tale
             | as old as the hills.
        
               | TeaBrain wrote:
               | That is true, but the Onion is also a shell of its former
               | self. The Onion became a household name because of how
               | widely consumed it used to be. It doesn't have anywhere
               | near that reach or cultural influence today.
        
             | rightbyte wrote:
             | The new one is really bad. Feels so fake. And the anchor
             | can't role play. The old one is so much better. If you
             | don't listen, you don't even get that it is a joke.
        
           | donatj wrote:
           | Nah, my dude. 90's Onion was peak, todays Onion is weak.
           | 
           | https://imgur.com/a/Jhk4CPq
        
         | jnwatson wrote:
         | Did you read the link? Top notch comedy writing.
        
         | hersko wrote:
         | I think the Babylon Bee has been a good replacement.
        
           | skulk wrote:
           | I opened Babylon Bee and all I saw was mockery of already
           | marginalized people. I guess that's funny if you hate them.
        
           | mrguyorama wrote:
           | The Babylon Bee _occasionally_ takes a good swipe at liberals
           | and democrats.
           | 
           | The Onion will go down in history as one of the most
           | influential satire projects of all time, and is filled with
           | genuinely talented writers and comedians. Even their early
           | Youtube work was prescient and brilliant.
           | 
           | They aren't even playing the same game.
        
           | bediger4000 wrote:
           | Honest question: how so? The Onion has always billed itself
           | as a "news" source, and parodied both form and content of
           | traditional newspapers and TV news. The Babylon Bee seems to
           | just put out jokes, without much of a unifying thematic
           | framework.
        
           | metamet wrote:
           | Babylon Bee notoriously punches down and is the epitome of
           | the "one joke" trope.
           | 
           | They're an uninspired impersonation of The Onion, with a
           | clear political purpose.
        
           | dvngnt_ wrote:
           | i disagree, they try to be a more right-wing version of the
           | onion but they lack the surrealism of the onion.
           | 
           | comparing both instagram pages, BB posts mostly political
           | content and they're all critical of democrats/liberals. the
           | onion's page has much more variety
           | 
           | https://youtu.be/8wHMaJ6AtNs?feature=shared&t=8
        
           | elsonrodriguez wrote:
           | Browsing their site I found an article that is making light
           | of the suppression of women voters by using sexist tropes.
           | 
           | > Hundreds of thousands of women across America were left
           | standing utterly clueless as to what to do at a voting booth
           | after their husbands failed to tell them who to vote for.
           | 
           | > Voting at several polling stations ground to a halt after
           | all of the booths became occupied by bewildered women. "This
           | is a disaster," said poll worker John Bingham. "We've had
           | thirty women taking up every booth for the past three hours,
           | just staring like deer in headlights. We offered to bring
           | them lunch while they made their choice, but they couldn't
           | decide on a restaurant."
           | 
           | > At publishing time, voting stations had been forced to
           | designate one voting booth for men only to allow voting to
           | continue.
           | 
           | Given the history of women's right to vote, current laws
           | causing women to needlessly die, and that many women today
           | are undoubtedly being coerced by spouses to vote a certain
           | way, calling this simply tone deaf would be extremely
           | charitable. It is only truly funny if you have "women, am I
           | right" as one of your shibboleths. Without that, it is clear
           | misogyny.
           | 
           | All this to say I don't think a site promoting sexist views
           | is a good alternative for a site that has made a master-class
           | punchline out of trying to take a terrorist bigot off the
           | air.
        
             | dlachausse wrote:
             | > the suppression of women voters
             | 
             | That's the joke. It's 2024 and that's not a thing anymore
             | in America.
        
           | nsxwolf wrote:
           | The Babylon Bee has gotten better, but it's still pretty
           | amateurish compared to the best of The Onion. It's nice to
           | have a satirical publication that leans the other way for
           | balance.
        
           | anigbrowl wrote:
           | LOL conservatives
        
         | micromacrofoot wrote:
         | I've been reading it for 20 years and it's as good as it's ever
         | been
         | 
         | https://theonion.com/biden-trump-die-2-minutes-apart-holding...
        
         | rideontime wrote:
         | It's been on the upswing ever since it was purchased this year.
         | It's time to come back.
        
         | antonyt wrote:
         | I don't think it's changed that much. There's so much more
         | comedy and parody content out there these days that our
         | collective standards have changed. The onion's heyday was when
         | the internet was a lot smaller.
        
       | binarymax wrote:
       | I really can't imagine a better steward. Truly amazing. I doubt
       | there's any way to undo all the damage that has been done, but at
       | least we'll get some cathartic laughs out of it all.
        
         | bckr wrote:
         | I actually almost fainted laughing when I read this and then
         | some of the coping responses on X. I needed this today. What a
         | good move.
        
       | datadrivenangel wrote:
       | Financial Ruin and Mockery seem appropriate for the peddlers of
       | vitriolic clickbait.
        
       | consumer451 wrote:
       | Tim Onion's (Ben Collins) statement on Bluesky: [0]
       | 
       | > Hi everyone.
       | 
       | > The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has
       | purchased InfoWars.
       | 
       | > We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
       | 
       | > We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall
       | of Famers to pull this off.
       | 
       | > I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
       | 
       | Next post: [1]
       | 
       | > Does anybody need millions of dollars worth of supplements?
       | 
       | [0]
       | https://bsky.app/profile/bencollins.bsky.social/post/3law22g...
       | 
       | [1]
       | https://bsky.app/profile/bencollins.bsky.social/post/3law23r...
        
         | gorbachev wrote:
         | Is that enough to tank the market with a fire sale? Probably
         | not.
        
         | TomK32 wrote:
         | I'd chip in just to have that shit destroyed and see them
         | selling onions instead.
        
         | josefresco wrote:
         | The funniest thing would be to keep running the site as-is but
         | swap out the insanity for stuff that reads like insanity but is
         | legit or morally sound. The audience might not notice, and
         | could (IMHO) easily be duped into supporting good causes!
        
           | consumer451 wrote:
           | This is exactly what I was thinking. Being funny is great,
           | but for years people will continue to go to the website not
           | knowing what has transpired.
        
             | tialaramex wrote:
             | The _core idea_ of satire, which is often missed in
             | supposedly satirical works is that you should not only make
             | fun of the thing you don 't believe, but you should also
             | explain what you do believe under the cover of pretending
             | to dismiss it.
             | 
             | For example everybody knows Swift's Modest Proposal does
             | not seriously intend that the problems in Ireland ought to
             | be fixed by _literally eating children_ , but if you read
             | it, the proposal also very clearly explains what _should_
             | be done, in the form of taxation of the wealthy absentee
             | landlords (many of them English) for example - it just
             | couches all these boring but entirely reasonable steps as
             | ludicrous and easily dismissed while insisting that eating
             | babies is a good idea.
        
               | josefresco wrote:
               | > The core idea of satire, which is often missed in
               | supposedly satirical works is that you should not only
               | make fun of the thing you don't believe, but you should
               | also explain what you do believe under the cover of
               | pretending to dismiss it.
               | 
               | I often suggest that satire is a dangerous double edged
               | sword and not a good primary vehicle for positive change.
               | Part of your audience will understand it's satire, but a
               | significant part maybe even a majority, might take is as
               | genuine or worse come to embrace/support the satirized.
               | 
               | I believe we ask and expect too much of satire which
               | relies heavily on hypocrisy and shame, two concepts that
               | no longer carry the same weight.
               | 
               | Examples: South Park, The Colbert Report, SNL, The Onion
        
               | beepbooptheory wrote:
               | I definitely see the problems you are pointing out, but
               | ultimately these calls from you and gp to forms of
               | responsibility or to be a "vehicle for positive change"
               | of satirical or otherwise funny things leaves a bad taste
               | in my mouth. I just sometimes want things to be
               | cathartic, I don't really care if they are pushing the
               | needle of the world's ills. I want to be able to laugh
               | and not necessarily be a better person for it! There has
               | got to be some space for that too, right?
               | 
               | And ok, if there is some committee somewhere to dictate
               | that all satire must be "responsible", must follow its
               | founding Swiftian maxim, then fine, we don't have to call
               | it that. But whatever it _is_ can still be good, can help
               | those find a little fun in an absurd world. We should
               | care as much about the simply depressed people as we do
               | the possibly confused or evil.
        
               | tialaramex wrote:
               | I don't think there's a committee, I'm pretty sure I do
               | not have veto over online comedy. Think of this as a
               | pointed criticism of how things could be better, not as a
               | tearing down of what is good. And you don't need to be
               | made a better person per se, but my argument is that the
               | _work_ should try to offer that, not that you must accept
               | it when offered.
               | 
               | I don't need to use a toilet on a train most of the time,
               | but I think long distance trains obviously should all
               | have toilets - even if I didn't need one this trip.
               | 
               | In larger works the other side of the coin needn't be in
               | the next paragraph. When I read Private Eye for example
               | the cover headline "MAN IN HAT SITS ON CHAIR" isn't doing
               | anything beyond poking fun at the King (the crown is just
               | a hat, the throne is just a chair) but the magazine
               | overall funds a lot of serious investigative journalism
               | and sheds light on important issues. Years before a TV
               | drama made it into a government scandal problems with
               | Horizon and getting justice for those wrongly convicted
               | were extensively discussed in the Eye for example.
        
               | dogleash wrote:
               | > I believe we ask and expect too much of satire
               | 
               | Yes, if you expect anything from satire you expect too
               | much. Let it be art, not propaganda.
               | 
               | Allow yourself to find poor execution of agreeable
               | messages distasteful. Allow yourself to enjoy good
               | execution of messages you disagree with.
        
               | bckr wrote:
               | > Let it be art, not propaganda.
               | 
               | My friend I have some news for you.
               | 
               | Edit: almost ended it there but remembered what website
               | I'm on.
               | 
               | I don't think there's a material difference between art
               | and propaganda. The art you like is merely the propaganda
               | which you do not question.
        
               | chairmansteve wrote:
               | So..... Monet's Water Lilies is propaganda....
               | 
               | What is it's message?
        
               | parpfish wrote:
               | Floating flowers rule, land flowers drool
        
               | bravura wrote:
               | "The classical tradition of "accurate" painting (Raphael
               | and Michelangelo and Rembrandt) is not exciting.
               | 
               | But we're not ready to go full on free
               | jazz/postmodernist/de-constructionist. You're not ready
               | for it yet, but your kids are going to love it."
        
               | bckr wrote:
               | For a contemporary example, what is the message of a
               | painting of a watermelon?
               | 
               | It could be merely that watermelons are beautiful. Or it
               | could be that the artist supports the people of
               | Palestine.
               | 
               | For a less extreme example, think about the paintings of
               | Norman Rockwell. Are they just pretty images? Or do they
               | communicate norms?
               | 
               | Think also about what is censored vs what is not
               | censored.
        
               | dmd wrote:
               | You can execute the message "We think you, and people
               | like you, should be killed" as well as you like, I'm
               | still not going to enjoy it.
        
               | JumpCrisscross wrote:
               | > _Let it be art, not propaganda_
               | 
               | You cannot "explain what you do believe under the cover
               | of pretending to dismiss it" without blurring the line
               | between propaganda and art. That is true of both the best
               | art and propaganda. If someone disagrees with the
               | message, or coopts it, it's propaganda.
        
               | jrflowers wrote:
               | > Allow yourself to find poor execution of agreeable
               | messages distasteful. Allow yourself to enjoy good
               | execution of messages you disagree with.
               | 
               | This makes sense. If you find yourself understanding and
               | judging messages based simply off of their merits then
               | you have failed to insert an arbitrary aesthetic filter
               | into your cognitive process. The wisest sages know to
               | value style over substance
        
               | potato3732842 wrote:
               | >I often suggest that satire is a dangerous double edged
               | sword and not a good primary vehicle for positive change.
               | 
               | When I write with the intent of my words being read at
               | face value I get downvoted, flagged or my post get sent
               | into the void by some AI depending on platform.
               | 
               | So satire and memes it is.
        
               | dogcomplex wrote:
               | Those are all still far more positive than negative
               | examples, even if they each spawned small contingents of
               | people who don't get the irony. Plus, if you know that's
               | gonna happen anyway, then steer the dumb ironic
               | interpretations towards something equally useful - or so
               | ridiculous it at least educates other people.
        
               | zahlman wrote:
               | > I believe we ask and expect too much of satire which
               | relies heavily on hypocrisy and shame, two concepts that
               | no longer carry the same weight.
               | 
               | Indeed. It's amazing to me how many people I encounter
               | these days who don't appear to consider hypocrisy a moral
               | failing.
        
               | rusk wrote:
               | Satire is not a tool for change. In fact the opposite as
               | laughter sublimates the emotions that would otherwise
               | lead to action (cf Orwell's 1984).
               | 
               | However people are not always in a position to change
               | things and satire can be a useful outlet for venting, but
               | culturally can also be good for providing talking points.
               | 
               | Southpark and the Onion strike a chord with me the others
               | less so, I think because they believe that they are
               | agents for change.
               | 
               | I love John Oliver though. He follows up his rants with
               | some sensible ideas sometimes. Not everyone's cup of tea
               | though for sure.
        
               | jancsika wrote:
               | > The core idea of satire
               | 
               | I've never read this definition from any historical
               | author or famous literary critic. I think you made this
               | up yourself from first principles-- am I right on that?
               | 
               | In any case, this definition would make a special case
               | out of _Animal Farm_ which is probably the most famous
               | satire. I cringe imagining Orwell have one of the animals
               | "dismiss" his preferred theoretical vision of good
               | governance as a wink to the audience. I don't even think
               | Orwell presumed to know what that would look like.
        
               | mywittyname wrote:
               | Satire requires a good deal of intelligence and education
               | to both write and consume. Without those two inputs,
               | satire is a propaganda.
               | 
               | When you take a satirical concept and ratchet up the
               | absurdity such that only ignorant (willfully or
               | otherwise) people believe it, the result can be a
               | powerful influence over them. Conspiracy theories often
               | use this approach, as do talking heads on some networks.
               | 
               | Think about how early Stephen Colbert skits often
               | comprised of him acting like Bill O'Reilly; not saying
               | funny things in the style of O'Reilly, but merely
               | imitating him. The difference between satire and
               | propaganda is often packaging and audience.
               | 
               | For another example, you can look at posts of people who
               | read Onion articles without realizing they are satire.
               | These people are often pissed off, so much so that they
               | share a 3 year old article on social media to spread the
               | word.
        
               | rusk wrote:
               | The original idea of satire was to make fun of unjust
               | leaders. It doesn't have to be as sophisticated as swift
               | at all. It just has to strike a chord (originally,
               | literally) with the audience.
        
           | reaperducer wrote:
           | _keep running the site as-is but swap out the insanity for
           | stuff that reads like insanity but is legit or morally
           | sound._
           | 
           | Sounds like that's sort of what's happening:
           | 
           | "The publication plans to reintroduce Infowars in January as
           | a parody of itself, mocking "weird internet personalities"
           | like Mr. Jones who traffic in misinformation and health
           | supplements, Ben Collins, the chief executive of The Onion's
           | parent company, Global Tetrahedron, said in an interview."
           | 
           | https://www.nytimes.com/2024/11/14/business/media/alex-
           | jones...
        
           | burnt-resistor wrote:
           | Yep. Insert little-known stories that are documented
           | conspiracies that aren't hypotheticals similar to the fine
           | content of DamnInteresting. Be sure to use lots of graphics
           | and editoralizing/clickbait headlines.
           | 
           | - Radium girls
           | 
           | - Eugenics experiments
           | 
           | - Forced sterilization
           | 
           | - ~600 Tennessee sober "drunk driving" arrests
        
             | ImHereToVote wrote:
             | - Project Timber Sycamore
             | 
             | - The Douma Gas hoax
             | 
             | Fun times.
        
             | Lammy wrote:
             | > documented conspiracies that aren't hypotheticals
             | 
             | And, ironically since it's what launched Jones' career,
             | Bohemian Club & Grove:
             | https://x.com/abbieasr/status/1462953203067240450
             | 
             | Luckily my conscience is clean because I discovered the
             | existence of that place not from AJ but by studying the
             | North Pacific Coast Railroad, which used to go directly to
             | The Grove in Sonoma:
             | 
             | https://archive.org/details/bwb_W7-BOG-168
             | 
             | https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1SkFrgLj-
             | TR4gyw9Y4m...
             | 
             | For anyone so inclined, the path of the NPCR makes a
             | beautiful Sunday drive!
             | 
             | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXh0bQIZw1g
        
               | Lammy wrote:
               | > And, ironically since it's what launched Jones' career,
               | Bohemian Club & Grove:
               | https://x.com/abbieasr/status/1462953203067240450
               | 
               | Too late to edit but I just realized the version of this
               | I linked removed the "Bohemian Club" that was present in
               | this older version. Strange!
               | https://x.com/abbieasr/status/1312512066071060480
        
           | akira2501 wrote:
           | > The audience might not notice, and could (IMHO) easily be
           | duped into supporting good causes!
           | 
           | What a deranged fantasy this is and yet how often it shows
           | up. The audience will notice. Those who don't and eventually
           | discover your duplicity will never forgive you for it. What
           | you propose is disgusting and amoral, as it has no value, and
           | is designed to mollify yourself by bulling people you clearly
           | perceive as being beneath you.
        
         | dmvdoug wrote:
         | _The Onion_ is truly a national treasure.
        
           | kobalsky wrote:
           | they are fueled by clickbait, and they've promoted the
           | practice.
           | 
           | it's probably the first site I've manually added to my dns
           | blacklist.
        
             | shevis wrote:
             | My friend, you have eaten the onion.
        
               | kobalsky wrote:
               | I'm not from the US so naturally they've confused me in
               | the past.
               | 
               | more than once I caught myself clicking on a shared
               | headline of theirs, so I've added them to my DNS
               | blocklist to avoid giving them clicks, decades ago.
               | 
               | my problem is not with their obviously ridiculous
               | headlines, but the ones that hit the grey area, where
               | it's as much good humor as a screamer is good horror.
        
               | consteval wrote:
               | The thing is the onion is pretty much always ridiculous,
               | so if some of them are in a "gray area" I think that
               | moreso speaks to the overall climate or your own personal
               | biases.
        
             | mjmsmith wrote:
             | Area man is consistently fooled by The Onion.
        
               | TZubiri wrote:
               | Got im
        
             | DirkH wrote:
             | I find this comment so funny I burst out laughing. I cannot
             | tell whether you're serious.
        
         | TeeMassive wrote:
         | I doubt that the SH families will receive the kind of money
         | they could have had if they accepted Jones' original offer.
         | Their lawyers made it clear they were in it not for their
         | clients' interest but for their own political agenda.
        
           | blackguardx wrote:
           | Can you elaborate? What was the offer? They won a judgement
           | over $1B.
           | 
           | Also, I don't think their agenda is political, it is
           | personal.
        
             | TeeMassive wrote:
             | Jones is not worth $1B. He's barely worth a million with
             | the lawsuits and legal costs; thus the bankruptcy. He
             | offered them about $100M over 20 years or something like
             | that but the SH families lawyers refused.
             | 
             | I've watched the trial, the SH lawyers are not loyal to the
             | victims and families.
        
               | consteval wrote:
               | Right, the intention of the suit was to personally harm
               | Jones as retribution for the immeasurable harm he has
               | caused them.
               | 
               | They don't need money, I'm sure they have enough. They
               | denied his money because that isn't the point - they want
               | to mock him.
               | 
               | And, I fully support them. They're in a unique position
               | and frankly I'm very impressed at their restraint in
               | choosing the legal system over violence. If I were Jones,
               | I would consider myself very lucky.
        
           | pyrale wrote:
           | Maybe the families were more interested in fixing the issue
           | than in receiving some blood money in exchange for continued
           | harm.
        
             | TeeMassive wrote:
             | Well they asked for money, not "fixing the issue", which is
             | not enforceable anyway without violating the 1st so that's
             | not even a power the court has. Alex Jones will still be
             | able to speak and profit from it, just not under the
             | Infowars brand.
        
           | Volundr wrote:
           | Did the original offer include shutting down Infowars? Of not
           | I expect many of them feel they got plenty more that whatever
           | cash Jones was offering. There is more to this life than
           | money.
        
             | TeeMassive wrote:
             | > Did the original offer include shutting down Infowars?
             | 
             | That was part of the SH families' lawyer final argument to
             | the jury.
             | 
             | > There is more to this life than money.
             | 
             | Sure. But there's not much a civil lawsuit can ask outside
             | of damages and reparations.
        
               | Volundr wrote:
               | And yet seeing the case through to the end instead of
               | taking the first offer has seen Infowars taken from Alex
               | Jones. I don't speak for the families, but if I were in
               | their shoes that would be far more valuable to me than
               | maximizing my payout.
        
           | triceratops wrote:
           | I don't think the families wanted money. They wanted to ruin
           | his life.
        
         | latexr wrote:
         | Those links don't work for me. But these do:
         | 
         | https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:x4qyokjtdzgl7gmqhsw4ajqj/po...
         | 
         | https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:x4qyokjtdzgl7gmqhsw4ajqj/po...
        
           | consumer451 wrote:
           | Interesting. They should.. but Bksy is bouncing between 15 to
           | 133 new users per second at the moment, and they are on bare
           | metal. There is major service degradation at the moment. Pour
           | one out for their team.
        
             | latexr wrote:
             | Indeed, your links now work for me. My post got a few
             | upvotes, so I don't think I was the only one experiencing
             | the failure.
        
               | consumer451 wrote:
               | You were correct. When you replied, I tried my links and
               | indeed they did not work at the time.
        
         | tombert wrote:
         | They don't have to do much, it's already very funny and very
         | stupid.
        
           | notahacker wrote:
           | Yeah, my first thought was "the Sandy Hook parents chipped in
           | for you to _leave it as it is_? "
        
         | imiric wrote:
         | > We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid
         | website.
         | 
         | Isn't it that already?
         | 
         | And how would The Onion know what funny actually is? Their
         | content hasn't been that for well over a decade now.
        
         | consumer451 wrote:
         | Please note that Bsky servers appear to be suffering under the
         | load of 15 new users per second, with bursts as high 133 new
         | users per second!
        
         | TZubiri wrote:
         | Absolutely poetic.
         | 
         | Dude tried a career in journalism.
         | 
         | Had a crazy theory that a school shooting was fake.
         | 
         | School shooting wasn't fake.
         | 
         | Dude doesn't say "I'm sorry, my bad, I'm retiring from
         | journalism", but goes down fighting.
         | 
         | Looks good to me.
        
       | jacknews wrote:
       | I'm very much not a fan of Q-anon and related subcultures, but
       | the sandy-hook award of $1.5 billion is obviously ridiculous, and
       | is clearly just a government/institutional exercise in
       | dictatorial/systemic power.
       | 
       | There is no possible way that someone ranting on the internet can
       | cause 1.5 billion of emotional damage or whatever the claim was.
       | 
       | In particular, the libel (and it should be libel, making claims
       | that are not true, rather than 'defamation' which is merely
       | slurring them), should be from a credible source. Alex Jones is
       | obviously not a credible source in this, or any case, and is
       | unlikely to have caused any material harm (loss of jobs etc) to
       | the 'victims'.
       | 
       | I mean, good riddance to Alex Jones, but the tools and methods
       | used were entirely inappropriate to a liberal democracy, where
       | you prevail with better arguments.
        
         | fisherjeff wrote:
         | It was a civil case, so no government/prosecutor, and the jury
         | awarded much more than plaintiffs asked for.
         | 
         | EDIT: Also you can disagree with the amount, but the award is
         | literally the jury saying that the plaintiffs "prevailed with
         | better arguments"
        
           | s1artibartfast wrote:
           | That doesnt mean it was a reasonable amount.
        
             | pohuing wrote:
             | No but it dispels the opening statement of gp about
             | supposed dictatorial power.
        
               | AnimalMuppet wrote:
               | Well, it _moves_ the claim. Now the dictatorial power
               | lies with the jury.
               | 
               | The normal corrective for such a thing is to appeal the
               | amount of the award, on the grounds that it is clearly
               | unreasonable. For Alex Jones, it probably didn't matter -
               | he was bankrupt either way, so the extreme amount of the
               | award is just a middle finger from the jury, with no
               | practical effect.
        
               | s1artibartfast wrote:
               | I didnt see anything about a dictatorial power, just a
               | complaint about incompatibility with liberal democracy,
               | and I tend to agree.
               | 
               | That can come from broken systems as easily as a
               | dictator.
               | 
               | It is hard for me to imagine what would support 150
               | million per plaintiff. That is and order of magnitude
               | more civil damages than are often awarded for cold
               | blooded murder.
               | 
               | Everyone hates Alex Jones, and I don't like him either,
               | but that shouldn't trump justice and proportionality. It
               | makes me think that the penalty was for more than what
               | was on trial, and rather a reflection of mob justice by
               | other means.
        
               | burkaman wrote:
               | > clearly just a government/institutional exercise in
               | dictatorial/systemic power
        
               | s1artibartfast wrote:
               | fair, I missed that and read the system version, which is
               | also there
        
             | righthand wrote:
             | What is unreasonable about it?
             | 
             | Someone should get to lie and spread conspiracy theories
             | for decades and have to only pay a little? The man had been
             | doing it because he could, not because he didn't understand
             | it was a lie. Then when called out and asked to stop, he
             | kept doing it.
        
               | DiggyJohnson wrote:
               | The amount of money versus the damage
        
               | righthand wrote:
               | The damage is tremendous, there are still people that are
               | radicalized by it and spouting his lies today. Doesn't
               | sound like an unreasonable amount of money to me. What is
               | unreasonable about the amount of money, what should have
               | it been?
        
               | jacknews wrote:
               | oh f off. 'being radicalized' is not damage. That
               | argument fully supports the assertion that this is a
               | government/systemic effort.
               | 
               | show some actual, material damage.
        
               | righthand wrote:
               | Material damage would be collecting money by spreading
               | lies about dead children...1.5billion sounds perfect.
        
               | consteval wrote:
               | Being radicalized is damage. Some of those people
               | radicalized will go on to perform mass shootings,
               | literally. I would wager heavily that the risk of someone
               | being a mass shooter amongst Jone's audience is much
               | higher versus the average population.
        
               | s1artibartfast wrote:
               | damage to whom? Is that who got the the 1.5 billion? the
               | money didnt go to fund deradicalization. It went to 15
               | people to compensate for the harm that those people
               | specifically suffered.
               | 
               | If you are saying the fine is an appropriate punishment
               | because of harm done to some other people, than that
               | itself is illiberal. That isn't what Jones was on trial
               | for.
               | 
               | That is intentionally giving an excessive penalty because
               | you want to punish them for something else, that
               | certainly wasn't litigated, and may not even be a crime.
               | 
               | Do you understand how people might be uncomfortable with
               | that logic?
        
               | consteval wrote:
               | It's not my logic, the jury decided it. I guess take it
               | up with them.
               | 
               | The fines are mostly punitive, which I frankly support.
               | Why? Because Jones deserves it. If anything, Jones should
               | consider himself lucky to be surrounded by such
               | outstanding citizens that they go through the legal
               | system instead of taking matters into their own hands.
               | 
               | Maybe if it was someone else I would care more. But for
               | him, I can't bring myself to care much. Maybe that's
               | illogical, but I don't mind much. Life is always a case-
               | by-case basis.
        
               | s1artibartfast wrote:
               | I think people should also care about the integrity of
               | the court system, and it should not be adapted on a case
               | by case basis.
        
               | anigbrowl wrote:
               | Why bother? Jones didn't provide credible evidence for
               | the bullshit claim that the Sandy Hook massacre was fake,
               | so he's being paid back in his own coin. Fuck him.
        
               | s1artibartfast wrote:
               | that isnt the damage that was assessed at 1.5 billion,
               | and isn't what he was paying for. It is damages done
               | specifically to 15 families for emotional pain and
               | suffering.
        
               | righthand wrote:
               | Yes pain and suffering caused by lies used to radicalize
               | people about a tragic event. Cute little caveat you're
               | willing to carve out in your head for lies, though.
               | 
               | Still waiting on your more appropriate number.
        
               | fisherjeff wrote:
               | This is a good take:
               | 
               | https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:s6j27rxb3ic2rxw73ixgqv2p
               | /po...
               | 
               | If he wanted to avoid losing a billion and a half
               | dollars, he sure went about it oddly.
        
             | _Algernon_ wrote:
             | 5'500'000'000 people on the internet, which means an
             | average of 27 cents per user. To say that there is "no
             | possible way" of reaching that level of emotional damages
             | is a stretch.
        
               | jacknews wrote:
               | This look like the same argument the record companies use
               | for piracy.
               | 
               | Oh "we would have made 10 billion if everyone downloading
               | illegally would have paid." Except of course most people
               | wouldn't have bothered if it wasn't free.
               | 
               | So, how much is 1.5B, per 'victim' of some obvious
               | crackpots' rants.
        
               | s1artibartfast wrote:
               | he wasn't paying for emotional damages done to the users
               | of the internet. He was paying for emotional damages to
               | 15 plaintiffs. 100 million is a lot of emotional
               | suffering. Civil damages would have been lower if he
               | killed the children himself. OJ paid 30 million civil
               | damages for murder, and that was outstandingly high.
               | 
               | The courts might as well have assigned a 1 trillion
               | dollars of damages.
        
               | anigbrowl wrote:
               | You could argue that he was fined for wilfully
               | communicating his lies to everyone on the internet (at
               | least in the anglosphere). The award made by the jury
               | (not the court) was explicitly for punitive damages. They
               | picked a number to ensure he would be wiped out
               | financially, and I think he deserves every bit of suck he
               | is currently experiencing.
        
             | anigbrowl wrote:
             | Clearly the jury placed a higher value on wiping out Jones
             | financially than you would have.
        
             | oblio wrote:
             | It depends. If the courts went through the regular
             | processes and he did nothing but defy them, you could argue
             | that on top of the money, he should have been in jail by
             | now.
        
           | mightyham wrote:
           | It's not that simple though. The initial guilty verdict was
           | not even the decision of a jury, but the result of a fairly
           | abnormal procedural decision by the judge. There was then a
           | follow-on hearing to determine the amount in damages, where
           | Jones' lawyer "accidentally" sent loads of evidence, not
           | required by discovery, directly to the prosecution. The
           | entire suit against Jones is filled with interested parties
           | and corruption. It is definitely not a good example of better
           | arguments prevailing.
        
           | AI_beffr wrote:
           | no, it wasn't a civil case.
           | 
           | https://x.com/AlexJonesMW3/status/1856495252850229386
           | 
           | its so frustrating that the only reason i am able to post
           | this is because of X... because searching for this guys name
           | or "poject veritas nudge" does not produce the result that it
           | obviously should anywhere except for X. this is the tactic
           | that is so often used by people like you. state something
           | that is factually correct but completely incorrect and
           | misleading when the full context is taken into account. even
           | if this were an actual civil case brought on in the normal
           | way it would still be the undeniable truth that one billion
           | is silly and that this is political.
        
         | toomuchtodo wrote:
         | The ends justify the means, in some circumstances. If you play
         | fair against monsters, monsters win.
         | 
         | > but the tools and methods used were entirely inappropriate to
         | a liberal democracy, where you prevail with better arguments.
         | 
         | I strongly disagree this is our operating environment, based on
         | the evidence.
        
           | antiquark wrote:
           | > If you play fair against monsters, monsters win.
           | 
           | If you become a monster to fight the monster, the monster
           | always wins!
        
             | toomuchtodo wrote:
             | As is part of the journey and story arc!
        
           | Spivak wrote:
           | Better arguments prevail only works when participants argue
           | in good faith grounded in curiously, evidence and reason. The
           | guy who flips the table isn't proposing a novel gaming
           | strategy, you just kick him out of board game club.
        
         | duxup wrote:
         | >There is no possible way that someone ranting on the internet
         | can cause 1.5 billion of emotional damage
         | 
         | I'd like to see someone quantify what a reasonable number would
         | be and how they came to it.
         | 
         | I served on a jury where we had to award similar damages.
         | "Anyone got any ideas how to account for this?" I asked ....
         | nobody had any good ones.
        
           | jacknews wrote:
           | You cannot quantify it. IMHO emotional damage is not a thing,
           | at least in terms of people merely saying things about you.
           | Have you not heard 'sticks and stones...'?
           | 
           | If someone claims false facts about you, and is credible, and
           | that then has a material impact on you, then sure, that might
           | be something for the law.
           | 
           | Otherwise we'd be prosecuting every gossip.
        
             | Larrikin wrote:
             | Your feelings that it is not a thing have no bearing on the
             | actual law. I'm sure you and Alex Jones both agree, but
             | luckily the victims, the jury, and the law don't.
        
             | randomdata wrote:
             | _> You cannot quantify it._
             | 
             | You can, within some reasonable margin, quantify the
             | opportunity cost, though, which is what such reparations
             | are intended to compensate.
             | 
             | Best I can find was that there were 15 plaintiffs, each
             | representing a family. If we assume an average family of
             | four, let's say there are 60 beneficiaries, or $25 million
             | per person. That's about an order of magnitude more than
             | the typical person would expect to make in their lifetime.
             | 
             | There should be something to suggest that they had an
             | income trend or other demonstration of similar potential to
             | have otherwise earned that much if Infowars/Alex Jones had
             | not done what they did. I wonder what showed that?
        
         | fogus wrote:
         | This isn't the 18th century anymore where the dissemination of
         | arguments barely traveled outside of the immediate vicinity,
         | this is the globally networked firehose of disinformation
         | blasted right in your face 24-hours a day. Relying on better
         | arguments to win hearts and minds in this environment is
         | hopelessly naive.
        
         | deadbabe wrote:
         | Democracy doesn't work in the social media age. It's time for
         | something new.
         | 
         | Edit: downvotes from the short sighted, I hate this echo
         | chamber sometimes
        
           | roarcher wrote:
           | Such as?
        
             | deadbabe wrote:
             | Algorithmic governance
        
               | AnimalMuppet wrote:
               | So, governance by whoever writes the algorithm? No way.
        
               | deadbabe wrote:
               | No one writes it, it's a black box neural network.
        
               | AnimalMuppet wrote:
               | So, governance by whoever picks the training corpus.
               | Still no way.
        
               | deadbabe wrote:
               | Oh right, better to be led by the whims of voters trained
               | on a corpus of social media content which I'm sure has no
               | bias.
        
               | ToucanLoucan wrote:
               | Oh yeah that's all we need is whatever tech org having
               | even more unearned and unaccountable authority in our
               | lives.
               | 
               | I'll fully cosign that liberal democracy has a LOT of
               | issues but sweet fuck if we hand over our government to
               | more fucking algorithms I'm becoming a terrorist.
        
         | burkaman wrote:
         | > where you prevail with better arguments
         | 
         | What is your argument? It sounds like you aren't very familiar
         | with the case ("whatever the claim was"), and I don't think
         | just declaring that something is ridiculous is a very good
         | argument.
        
         | krapp wrote:
         | >I mean, good riddance to Alex Jones, but the tools and methods
         | used were entirely inappropriate to a liberal democracy, where
         | you prevail with better arguments.
         | 
         | The tools and methods used were "a trial by a jury of his
         | peers," in which better arguments did prevail. That seems
         | entirely appropriate to a liberal democracy.
        
         | benjymo wrote:
         | He knowingly rallied his supporters to harass the victims and
         | their families. That's a bit more than "someone ranting on the
         | internet".
        
           | koolba wrote:
           | I'm not aware of him suggesting people harass anybody.
           | There's a wide line between saying crazy things and calling
           | people to take specific action against specific people.
        
             | adgjlsfhk1 wrote:
             | he repeatedly asked his audience to "investigate" the
             | families and a number of them did so in person.
        
             | ToucanLoucan wrote:
             | My dude. He was ranting for years to an audience of people
             | self-selecting as susceptible to propaganda about how a
             | specific group of normal ass people was assisting the
             | Government in dismantling their second amendment rights.
             | 
             | Like no he didn't literally say "go torment them" but come
             | the fuck on. The connection between the events here isn't
             | 1/10th as complicated as most of Alex's actual theories,
             | it's literally just a line.
        
         | throwup238 wrote:
         | They did prevail with better arguments... in front of a judge
         | and jury.
        
         | patall wrote:
         | The number seems to be based on the fact that he made money of
         | it. And if that was in the 100s of million, the fine should
         | obviously be higher to ward of other people doing so (and not
         | just have it as a cost of doing business). Kind of like the
         | german movie piracy thing where the convicts had to give up
         | thousands of bitcoin, which the state sold for more than 2
         | billion.
         | 
         | (Beside the fact that in other liberal democracies, he would be
         | in prison now)
        
           | adgjlsfhk1 wrote:
           | There were 2 issues. The first is that he made money off of
           | it. The 2nd (and likely bigger issue) was that he repeatedly
           | violated court orders (e.g. not complying with discovery,
           | repeatedly lying under oath, threatening the jury on his show
           | while the trial was going on, etc). Judges and juries
           | generally really don't like it when one of the parties is
           | lying their ass off and ignoring the judge's orders.
        
         | bediger4000 wrote:
         | The USA has an adversarial legal system. Jones and his lawyers
         | didn't do anything that they could have done to prevent this.
         | 
         | My understanding is that the suit against Jones was pretty
         | standard in what damages it asked for, and that defendants
         | (Jones in this case) are giving every opportunity to negotiate
         | and legally lessen the damages. Jones' lawyers did not do this,
         | apparently at his direction. Jones also refused to produce
         | evidence that is always traded between parties in suits like
         | this. There was a "Perry Mason" moment when Jones was on the
         | stand testifying that revealed (due to an incredible screw up
         | by his lawyers) that Jones had apparently withheld info he
         | should have disclosed during discovery.
         | 
         | Basically, he directed his lawyers to do nothing, and they did
         | so. The size of the judgement is statutory. It's not that there
         | was a governmental thumb on the scale, it's that Jones and his
         | lawyers didn't do anything to scale it down, or even do much to
         | contradict the plaintiff's claims.
        
         | anigbrowl wrote:
         | _a liberal democracy, where you prevail with better arguments_
         | 
         | This is only true when everyone argues in good faith, and is
         | committed to accepting the possibility of being proven wrong.
         | Sociopaths and other kinds of assholes exist and can corrupt
         | any system if allowed to do so.
        
       | neom wrote:
       | Jeff Lawson the founder of Twilio owns The Onion, glad he's
       | growing his quality retirement project.
        
         | jnwatson wrote:
         | He seems to be doing a better job running a newspaper than
         | Bezos.
        
           | mrguyorama wrote:
           | I bet they sell fewer fraudulent merchandise than Bezos too
        
           | KerrAvon wrote:
           | definitely printing fewer lies in the newspaper than Bezos
        
         | master-hax wrote:
         | how did it feel when Saudi Arabia stole your handle?
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neom
        
       | krunck wrote:
       | https://archive.ph/pxmqX
        
       | delichon wrote:
       | The current speculation by the right-o-sphere that Alex Jones is
       | about to be appointed the Trump press secretary is apt for the
       | moment where Trump seems to have made his nominations on the
       | basis of how much they will disturb the left. It's hard to
       | imagine anyone that could be more effective at achieving that
       | than Jones.
        
         | tyleo wrote:
         | I don't think effective government is founded on the basis of
         | lolz.
        
           | kasey_junk wrote:
           | I've found the testable hypothesis!
        
           | Maken wrote:
           | Haven't you seen the DOGE department yet?
        
             | reaperducer wrote:
             | _Haven 't you seen the DOGE department yet?_
             | 
             | How do you make government smaller?
             | 
             | Step 1: Make government bigger by inventing a new
             | department!
             | 
             | (Strictly speaking, it's not a government department. It is
             | a private entity that will operate outside the government,
             | and influence the president. What could possibly go wrong?)
        
               | Maken wrote:
               | Whatever it is, it for sure has the lolzs as its basis.
        
               | dmix wrote:
               | > It is a private entity that will operate outside the
               | government, and influence the president. What could
               | possibly go wrong?
               | 
               | National Science Board is an external advisory board to
               | the US gov. There's tons of examples of this sort of
               | thing, especially in education and science.
        
               | sofixa wrote:
               | Pretty sure the National Science Board isn't co-chaired
               | by a CEO and part owner multibillionaire with direct
               | personal interests around government funded science
               | projects though.
        
               | dmix wrote:
               | Not defending Doge just saying it's not new. Defence
               | Business Board is a similar analogy. Plenty of people
               | working at companies with gov contracts on the board
               | during its history
               | 
               | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defense_Business_Board
               | 
               | https://dbb.defense.gov/Board-Members/
        
               | burkaman wrote:
               | The National Science Board was established by Congress,
               | its activities are defined and governed by the law that
               | created it, and it is clearly a part of the executive
               | branch. Why do you consider it to be external to the
               | government?
        
               | dmix wrote:
               | I'm guessing Doge would be regulated under this act https
               | ://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_Advisory_Committee_Act..
               | .
        
               | avgDev wrote:
               | Nothing screams efficiency like 2 dept heads.
        
               | talldayo wrote:
               | And let's be perfectly clear - given two weeks in office
               | they _will_ be screaming at us.
        
               | notahacker wrote:
               | In fairness, the possibility the two heads' respective
               | egos will cancel each other out is the most efficient
               | thing about it...
        
               | kouru225 wrote:
               | Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy... They have two people
               | running the Department of Government Efficiency
        
             | triceratops wrote:
             | > DOGE department
             | 
             | https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DepartmentOfRed
             | u...
        
           | anon291 wrote:
           | Well it also wasn't founded on whatever the hell we were
           | doing before either
        
           | concerndc1tizen wrote:
           | It's effective at disorientation and disbelief.
        
         | ben_w wrote:
         | > It's hard to imagine anyone that could be more effective at
         | achieving that than Jones.
         | 
         | Asking as a non-American: how disturbing would it be if he
         | appointed Putin?
        
           | hiddencost wrote:
           | If you wanted your comment to hit a bit better, you might
           | have considered, e.g., Lavrov.
        
             | ben_w wrote:
             | I didn't know who that was until googling before replying,
             | are you sure that's going to hit better with an American
             | audience?
             | 
             | Either on Hacker News or as an "own the libs" choice for
             | Trump?
        
           | ImHereToVote wrote:
           | He is owned by another foreign government.
        
         | soco wrote:
         | If by "the left" you mean pretty much anyone non-kkk then yes
         | he's an excellent nomination and while we're at it, let's skip
         | those useless political details as "what is left" anyway (yes,
         | sarcasm).
        
           | delichon wrote:
           | Both left and right are assemblages of compromises flying in
           | loose formation.
        
           | anon291 wrote:
           | Vivek ramaswamy and Tulsi Gabbard and usha Vance and Marco
           | Rubio.... Kkk has become very diverse lately /s.
           | 
           | Okay, but really... If you're going to criticize, can we at
           | least make valid analogies?
        
           | sincerecook wrote:
           | The KKK hasn't been relevant since Jerry Springer dredged
           | them up for his show in the 90s, you may need to update your
           | roster of Boogeymen.
        
             | jiayo wrote:
             | The KKK hasn't been relevant since America collectively
             | decided it was safe for proponents of ethnic cleansing to
             | walk around and exist in polite society without having to
             | hide their identities.
        
               | sincerecook wrote:
               | It's more like polite society has become less relevant.
               | The pussy footing around and talking out of both sides of
               | your mouth just doesn't work anymore.
        
               | oblio wrote:
               | > The pussy footing around and talking out of both sides
               | of your mouth just doesn't work anymore.
               | 
               | It took me a while to parse this, are you saying that
               | lying doesn't work anymore???
        
               | nailer wrote:
               | But that hasn't happened.
        
               | consteval wrote:
               | ... except it has, on many occasions. Seeing neo-nazis at
               | conservative rallies is a much more common event than it
               | was 20 years ago.
               | 
               | And before anyone says, "well you call everyone neo-
               | nazis!" Erm, self-proclaimed neo-nazis. They call
               | themselves that.
        
               | nailer wrote:
               | When?
        
               | consteval wrote:
               | I don't think this is in good faith because you know what
               | I'm talking about, but here's a rather famous example:
               | 
               | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unite_the_Right_rally
               | 
               | Or, if you prefer something more contemporary, here's two
               | days ago:
               | 
               | https://www.reuters.com/world/us/masked-protesters-with-
               | nazi...
               | 
               | And please, I don't want to hear any arguments along the
               | lines of them being "not real conservatives" or "not real
               | republicans". Both of us know who these people voted for,
               | so just leave it at that.
               | 
               | Not that I'm saying conservatives are nazis. I'm not. But
               | I am acknowledging the reality that neo-nazism is real,
               | does exist, and has a foothold exclusively in the
               | American right.
        
               | sincerecook wrote:
               | Are you sure that referring to an event from 8 years ago
               | as an example of a much more common phenomenon is in good
               | faith? Your second example doesn't specify exactly how
               | large the gathering was, but from the context of the
               | article it sounds like it was maybe a dozen people. What
               | threshold are you using for "much more common"?
        
               | consteval wrote:
               | Yes, because I stated "in the past 20 years"
               | 
               | I chose that example because it's incredibly famous, so
               | you should already know it.
               | 
               | > What threshold are you using for "much more common"?
               | 
               | My eyeballs. Look I'm sure there's hard data for this
               | somewhere, but I'm not going to look for it.
               | 
               | Here, PBS has a video on it:
               | https://www.pbs.org/newshour/show/far-right-violence-a-
               | growi...
               | 
               | I haven't watched it, so maybe it's good, maybe it's not.
               | 
               | From everything I've seen, this type of stuff is much,
               | much more common now than it used to be. I think we all
               | know that, you included. I'm getting skeptical that you,
               | and the other commenter, are doing this in good faith.
               | 
               | From my perspective, and the perspective of everyone I
               | know, this is obvious. If you're not seeing it that's
               | very strange to me.
        
               | nailer wrote:
               | > Yes, because I stated "in the past 20 years"
               | 
               | No. You wrote:
               | 
               | "Seeing neo-nazis at conservative rallies is a much more
               | common event than it was 20 years ago."
               | 
               | Do you have evidence of nazis at conservative rallies?
        
               | consteval wrote:
               | 1. I already provided evidence
               | 
               | 2. You don't actually care because you're playing stupid.
               | I know you know what I'm talking about, but by your own
               | self-prescribed idiocrasy you will act as if it's your
               | first day on Earth.
               | 
               | I have no more patience for people who are wrong, know
               | they're wrong, but continue to be wrong for the fun of
               | it. It's not fun, it's sad and pathetic. I'm not your
               | therapist here to force you back into reality.
               | 
               | The fact of the matter is there are modern neo-nazis and
               | they largely gather at alt-right or conservative events.
               | I'm not making any judgement past that, so do whatever
               | the fuck you want with that information, I don't care.
        
               | nailer wrote:
               | > I already provided evidence
               | 
               | No. You told everyone to "look it up". I have seen to
               | evidence that nazis are more popular now than 20 years
               | ago and that's obviously quite a substantial claim.
               | 
               | > I have no more patience for people who are wrong, know
               | they're wrong, but continue to be wrong for the fun of
               | it.
               | 
               | Yes.
        
               | olddustytrail wrote:
               | Are you denying you have been at any conservative
               | rallies?
        
               | sincerecook wrote:
               | Doesn't it tell you something that the most famous
               | example of your case is from 8 years ago? If it was so
               | much more common you'd think there would be many other
               | easily referred to examples. I haven't seen the PBS video
               | but the headline is "far-right violence", and there was
               | plenty of that in the media in the 90s too. The boogeyman
               | back then were "far-right" militias rather than the more
               | fashionable Nazis you hear about these days.
               | 
               | All this is beside the point, because this violence was
               | not condoned by Republican party officials. You could
               | make a case for Jan 6th though, and then I'd point to the
               | riots of 2020 on the other side. Both sides have their
               | extremists.
        
               | consteval wrote:
               | > Doesn't it tell you something that the most famous
               | example of your case is from 8 years ago? If it was so
               | much more common you'd think there would be many other
               | easily referred to examples
               | 
               | There are, feel free to look them up. I'm not here to
               | convince people who willingly play stupid. You know what
               | I'm talking about, and I know you know what I'm talking
               | about, so we're on the same page.
               | 
               | > The boogeyman back then were "far-right" militias
               | rather than the more fashionable Nazis you hear about
               | these days.
               | 
               | It's not a boogie man when people wave Swastikas. They
               | just are. I don't give a fuck what you do with that
               | information, I'm just telling you it's happening.
               | 
               | > Both sides have their extremists.
               | 
               | Why is it that any time somebody tried to remind people
               | of obvious realities conservatives get so incredibly
               | defensive and weird?
               | 
               | I never said anything about the left. I don't know why
               | you're talking about them, and I also don't care. Fix the
               | neo-nazi problem or don't, and if you wish to stop being
               | told about it then get rid of them. I'm not the one
               | planting neo-nazis at conservative rallies. The left
               | isn't planting neo-nazis at conservative rallies. You're
               | blaming the wrong people.
               | 
               | If the simple and factual reality of the situation upsets
               | you then I can't help you. In fact, nobody can. So remove
               | yourself from the conversation, as evidently there is no
               | solution. So why waste all of our time?
        
               | sincerecook wrote:
               | I don't think you're being very charitable. I'm not
               | playing dumb, I just don't think you've made your case,
               | and "trust me, it's happening" is not much of an
               | argument.
        
       | nashashmi wrote:
       | I hope that they can keep the spirit of the infowars conspiracy
       | genre alive.
       | 
       | > "US seeks to destabilize Canada into a war with Mexico to solve
       | the border crisis "
        
         | mmooss wrote:
         | I'll take the bait: Is that from Infowars or from The Onion?
        
           | nashashmi wrote:
           | Gotta be the onion. Infowars publishes higher quality
           | conspiracy theories that is fit to print.
        
       | LegitShady wrote:
       | potentially hilarious. can't wait to see what they launch.
        
       | duxup wrote:
       | Inside a lot of humor is some deep seated truth.
       | 
       | It's encouraging that an org based on humor / even a little truth
       | here ultimately buys and will discard an empire of hateful lies.
        
       | gchamonlive wrote:
       | The onion should just keep Alex Jones without any filters but put
       | the onion logo on every page. The joke is already good enough,
       | just keep it going.
        
         | craftkiller wrote:
         | The Onion already did that joke: https://theonion.com/sale-of-
         | bet-to-white-supremacist-group-...
        
         | carabiner wrote:
         | Sources: Hackers Vandalized Drudge Report For Last 15 Years
         | 
         | https://theonion.com/sources-hackers-vandalized-drudge-repor...
        
         | russdpale wrote:
         | Not a good idea, Alex Jones is a big reason for the hate
         | against people like Anthony Fauci.
        
           | hotep99 wrote:
           | Anthony Fauci is a big reason for the hate against people
           | like Anthony Fauci.
        
             | gchamonlive wrote:
             | > His advice was frequently contradicted by Trump, and
             | Trump's supporters alleged that Fauci was trying to
             | politically undermine Trump's run for reelection
             | 
             | - Wikipedia
             | 
             | Seems like a nice fellow
        
       | duxup wrote:
       | Inside a lot of humor is some deep seated truth.
       | 
       | It's encouraging that an org based on humor / even a little truth
       | here ultimately buys and will discard an empire of hateful lies.
        
       | muffwiggler wrote:
       | They should buy the NYT instead, given it has been a joke in
       | itself for the past ~10 years.
        
       | kregasaurusrex wrote:
       | There's tonnes of worthless merchandise and supplements of a
       | dubious nature which The Onion, the least expected of all
       | possible buyers, now has to find a use for. My first suggestion
       | would be melting down all of the 500% marked up gold bars[0] and
       | make a one-time-run charity auction collectible for the Sandy
       | Hook families. Or upcycling all the paper in Alex Jones' books
       | [1] into paper mache, and use it to make globes, to really stick
       | it to the globalists!
       | 
       | [0] https://www.infowarsstore.com/24-karat-999-pure-gold-
       | collect...
       | 
       | [1] https://www.infowarsstore.com/infowars-media/books/the-
       | great...
        
         | dmvdoug wrote:
         | > _As for the vitamins and supplements, we are halting their
         | sale immediately. Utilitarian logic dictates that if we can
         | extend even one CEO's life by 10 minutes, diluting these
         | miracle elixirs for public consumption is an unethical waste.
         | Instead, we plan to collect the entire stock of the InfoWars
         | warehouses into a large vat and boil the contents down into a
         | single candy bar-sized omnivitamin that one executive (I will
         | not name names) may eat in order to increase his power and
         | perhaps become immortal.*_
        
           | ziddoap wrote:
           | Funny, for sure, but does not explain what they will be doing
           | in reality.
        
             | SauciestGNU wrote:
             | They probably don't want to be in the business of selling
             | unregulated, scammy, and potentially dangerous goods. They
             | might destroy the merch. Who knows.
        
             | rsynnott wrote:
             | I'd assume destroy, maybe keep a bit for novelty value.
             | Like, they're not going to resell it, you'd assume.
        
               | dmvdoug wrote:
               | There were a bunch of suggestions on the bluesky thread
               | that they should donate samples of them to researchers so
               | that they could figure out what was actually in the
               | fucking things.
        
             | talldayo wrote:
             | That, or you didn't take them seriously enough. Bring me
             | the candy bar!
        
             | m463 wrote:
             | > _On top of its journalistic pursuits, The Onion also owns
             | and operates the majority of the world's transoceanic
             | shipping lanes, stands on the nation's leading edge on
             | matters of deforestation and strip mining, and proudly
             | conducts tests on millions of animals daily._
             | 
             | https://theonion.com/about-us/
        
               | ziddoap wrote:
               | Ah, that explains it. They can test them on animals.
               | Thanks!
        
         | ixtli wrote:
         | Phenomenal point!
        
         | gadders wrote:
         | >> make a one-time-run charity auction collectible for the
         | Sandy Hook families
         | 
         | They've got $1.5billion. Probably don't need the gold as well.
         | There might be equally valid causes with less funds.
        
           | reaperducer wrote:
           | _They 've got $1.5billion._
           | 
           | No, they've got a judgement on paper for $1.5 billion. This
           | is part of the process of actually getting that money.
        
           | kregasaurusrex wrote:
           | I had the goldbugs and silver bugs in mind- they'd be more
           | than willing to pay exorbitant markup, with the feel-good
           | ennui of it going towards a good cause. These were $100 for a
           | 1/10 gram at the time of writing and now are sold out.
           | Coincidence???
        
           | paddy_m wrote:
           | They have a claim for $1.5B, they are going after all Alex
           | Jones assets which are much less than $1.5B.
        
             | tightbookkeeper wrote:
             | Don't forget their many other successful lawsuits:
             | 
             | - school administration
             | 
             | - rifle manufacturer
             | 
             | - the shooters mother (home insurance)
             | 
             | - other journalists who wrote about the event
             | 
             | I don't know exactly what compensation they should get, but
             | this does not seem like a healthy or sustainable way for
             | our society to deal with tragedy.
        
               | sofixa wrote:
               | > I don't know exactly what compensation they should get,
               | but this does not seem like a healthy or sustainable way
               | for our society to deal with tragedy.
               | 
               | I don't know if it's healthy or sustainable, but it
               | definitely sounds healthier than ignoring the tragedy
               | altogether.
        
               | oddevan wrote:
               | Agreed. It doesn't seem like a long-term solution, but it
               | is the best way we have _right now_ to visit consequences
               | on people/orgs that enabled the tragedy. If our society
               | sees everything in cost/benefit, then increasing the
               | costs of actions that lead to tragedies like this is one
               | of the best things we can do.
        
               | tightbookkeeper wrote:
               | > people/orgs that enabled the tragedy
               | 
               | They didn't though. Holding a rifle manufacturer liable
               | for a shooting makes no sense, unless applied
               | universally.
               | 
               | A journalist writing a book did not cause the shooting.
               | 
               | This is greed and lashing out in pain. I'm sure members
               | of the community have ruined their life in pursuit of
               | these things.
        
               | consteval wrote:
               | They did, if even indirectly. Just like how McDonald's
               | holds some responsibility for the obesity epidemic.
               | 
               | The company that makes rifles makes them to be sold. It
               | is in the company's best interest that as many mass
               | shootings happen as possible. By providing guns, they DID
               | contribute to the tragedy. We can tell, because if they
               | had never produced that gun then it would've never shot
               | anyone.
               | 
               | This doesn't even touch on the fact that the reason gun
               | laws are so lax is because these companies lobby for it
               | to be so. Again, they are incentivized to cause as many
               | people to die as possible. Incentives matter. If mass
               | shootings were the next blue jeans, these companies would
               | quickly overthrow Apple.
               | 
               | Blame is very hard and tricky, but any institution or
               | system in place is responsible for an intuitional
               | failure. And that's what mass shootings are - an
               | institutional failure.
        
               | tightbookkeeper wrote:
               | No. I actually don't think lashing out at any wallet that
               | happens to be in the area will make anyone happy.
               | 
               | The people who are responsible are dead.
        
               | DirkH wrote:
               | Depends on the wallets being lashed at
        
               | icegreentea2 wrote:
               | To be specific, the suit against the mother was against
               | the mother's estate, since the mother was murdered by the
               | shooter... like right away. The suit was settled by the
               | estate.
               | 
               | The suit against the school administration was eventually
               | dismissed (the families lost on appeal)
               | (https://www.newstimes.com/news/article/Two-Sandy-Hook-
               | famili...). I agree it seemed kinda dubious, and I think
               | the right outcome happened here.
               | 
               | The suit against Remington ended in a settlement,
               | probably because Remington didn't want a chance in hell
               | to set any legal precedent. The fact that the families
               | got settlements is really a symptom of how unsettled the
               | issue of gun control is in America. Like it's completely
               | inane that it's fully legal to manufacture and sell AR-15
               | rifles to basically anyone, BUT that somehow marketing
               | them to civilians is inappropriate. Remington settled
               | because they just don't want any possibility of the
               | status quo moving against them.
        
               | KerrAvon wrote:
               | I guarantee you these do not add up to a billion dollars.
        
               | tightbookkeeper wrote:
               | Wikipedia page disagrees with you. Whether they collected
               | that amount, I do not know.
        
               | consteval wrote:
               | > but this does not seem like a healthy or sustainable
               | way for our society to deal with tragedy
               | 
               | I don't know, this, to me, is the proper set of
               | incentives. Nobody wants to lose money, so you better do
               | everything you can to prevent these tragedies. If we just
               | sob a little and move on, the systems in place will not
               | change.
        
               | multjoy wrote:
               | A healthy & sustainable way would probably be to do
               | something about school shootings in the only country
               | where they happen on a regular basis.
               | 
               | In the absence of that, what else would you propose?
        
         | nixdev wrote:
         | > supplements of a dubious nature
         | 
         | They are re-labled existing products that are sold in other
         | places, and unironically already-recognized, before being re-
         | labled by InfoWars, as very high quality.
         | 
         | If you're gonna criticize InfoWars you have my 100% support in
         | your right to do so, but try not to post out of your ass. This
         | is HackerNews, not Reddit.
        
           | blackguardx wrote:
           | Can you give an example of these high-quality supplements?
           | Otherwise folks just have to take you at your word that they
           | exist.
        
           | kregasaurusrex wrote:
           | There was a past disclosure where lead was found[0] within an
           | in-house product. Buzzfeed did a story about sending some
           | products to a lab and you're right they're safe existing
           | products[1] only with Infowars' own exaggerated marketing
           | labeled on.
           | 
           | [0] https://oag.ca.gov/system/files/prop65/notices/2017-02319
           | .pd...
           | 
           | [1] https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/charliewarzel/we-
           | sent-a...
        
         | wyldfire wrote:
         | > melting down all of the 500% marked up gold bars[0] and make
         | a one-time-run charity auction collectible for the Sandy Hook
         | families
         | 
         | Or a monument / memorial to the deceased, in the hopes that the
         | truth would outlive Jones's lies.
        
         | NotYourLawyer wrote:
         | And the flat earthers.
        
         | rtkwe wrote:
         | InfoWars only shilled for gold sellers. Their business was
         | entirely Vitamins/Supplement, Merch, and crazy AFAIK they never
         | sold gold directly.
        
         | TZubiri wrote:
         | I don't know man, it's not like the dude caused the Sandy Hook
         | massacre, just take this win and let the victims rest in peace.
         | Let the Onion do it's things and cut ties.
        
           | augusto-moura wrote:
           | And pocket the money from the gold bars? Probably better to
           | donate them anyway, better yet to give it back to victims
           | involved in his lies
        
       | ur-whale wrote:
       | Fitting!
        
       | bogtog wrote:
       | Really curious what the bidding was like or who else made an
       | offer, since it seems that the Sandy Hook Victims (who own all of
       | the debt?) wanted the sale to The Onion specifically
        
         | TomK32 wrote:
         | I'd be surprised if there weren't any safeguards to prevent
         | Infowars from posting hate ever again.
        
         | NortySpock wrote:
         | A buyer is not always required to select the bid of the highest
         | monetary value; sounds like the Onion had a proposal that was
         | "a reasonable sum of money, and also we help lead a healthy way
         | to find a path to redemption for this website and make it a
         | kinder place than before"
        
         | apozem wrote:
         | Part of the sale is that Onion InfoWars will run pro-gun safety
         | ads from Everytown USA. That and the obvious goal of
         | humiliating Jones is probably why the Sandy Hook parents sold
         | it to the Onion.
         | 
         | Can't say I'm not happy. Jones is an evil man who has richly
         | earned this indignity and worse. His campaign of harassment
         | against people whose _children were murdered_ was so bad, some
         | parents brought private security guards to testify at his trial
         | [0]. They described death threats, strangers confronting them
         | in their homes and shooting at their cars.
         | 
         | [0]: https://apnews.com/article/shootings-texas-school-
         | connecticu...
        
       | petercooper wrote:
       | I'm watching his stream just to see how the drama goes down and a
       | silly tech-adjacent bit popped up when he started ranting about
       | Linux and how if "they" were trying to take Linus Torvalds down,
       | they still couldn't ever own Linux!
        
         | Evidlo wrote:
         | Is there a recording of this?
        
           | petercooper wrote:
           | No, but I imagine it'll pop up somewhere given everyone who
           | records and shares his stuff. I was going to clip it at the
           | time but my screen capture software decided to spontaneously
           | update and demand money for the upgrade.
        
         | philistine wrote:
         | And I believe he is wrong in this case. Linus is absolutely a
         | lynchpin for Linux control. He can be replaced, but whoever
         | replaces him then becomes that lynchpin. He's the benevolent
         | dictator for life after all.
        
           | samatman wrote:
           | You're assuming that would be one person and one
           | organization, the way it is now.
           | 
           | I think that's the most likely outcome, but it isn't a safe
           | bet by any means.
           | 
           | In any case I hope it's a good long time before we have to
           | find out, since I wish Linus long life and good health.
        
         | int0x29 wrote:
         | Linus Torvalds political opinions, to the extent I've seen him
         | express them, are hardly in line with Alex Jones. So this feels
         | odd.
        
           | petercooper wrote:
           | [delayed]
        
       | skibz wrote:
       | Justice, both poetic and civil. Bravo to The Onion.
        
       | mannycalavera42 wrote:
       | today an onion made me cry a bit
        
       | zenethian wrote:
       | What's wild is that if I go to the Infowars website I can't
       | actually tell if The Onion is controlling it yet or not. It all
       | looks like satire already, full of absolutely ridiculous
       | headlines.
        
         | avgDev wrote:
         | Imagine there are humans who read those headlines and think to
         | themselves that it is real.
        
           | int_19h wrote:
           | Worse yet, imagine that those humans are armed, and many of
           | them routinely fantasize about what they do when "it's time".
           | My local gun store has sported an InfoWars sticker for many
           | years now.
        
             | olddustytrail wrote:
             | > My local gun store
             | 
             | Not a thing for most places
        
               | titusjohnson wrote:
               | Can't say that about the USA.
        
       | fundingshovel wrote:
       | Anybody else have to triple check it wasn't just The Onion
       | trolling?
        
       | burnt-resistor wrote:
       | I refuse to believe in any conspiracies except that The Onion
       | took over The Matrix and is running a Truman Show program full of
       | unreal absurdities to see if I'll go insane.
        
       | gigatexal wrote:
       | Oh now this is some good news in the post truth world of Trump
       | 2.0
        
       | hipadev23 wrote:
       | Is Alex Jones the new Press Secretary yet?
        
         | leptons wrote:
         | The next 4 years are going to be an absolute farce in the US.
        
           | vixen99 wrote:
           | Looking from abroad some folk have the impression that the
           | previous four years were. They were a triumph?
        
             | leptons wrote:
             | The US has recovered from inflation better than practically
             | any other country. Yes, the last 4 years have been far, far
             | better than trump's first term by any measure you care to
             | mention, except maybe hate, lies and fear.
        
               | marcusverus wrote:
               | Biden wins on inflation, real wage growth, illegal
               | immigration, and international military conflict?
        
           | drawkward wrote:
           | Maybe?
        
             | leptons wrote:
             | Not sure how you could think "maybe". His early
             | appointments are already extremely dubious. A fox news host
             | as secretary of defense? Come on. Tusli Gabbard, a known
             | Russian asset as director of national intelligence? Come
             | on. Matt Gaetz the biggest troll in congress (and in legal
             | trouble himself) as Atourney General? Come on. Marco Rubio
             | as head of Dept of State? Come on. This is already a
             | complete farce and it's only been a few days. Anyone saying
             | otherwise needs to provide specifics as to why these
             | appointments are good for the country.
        
               | drawkward wrote:
               | Have any of them been confirmed yet? No.
               | 
               | You can't even bring yourself to mention that the Defense
               | nominee has actually served in the Army, and is a
               | decorated veteran.
               | 
               | Stop acting like such a partisan; it is far too early to
               | commence the bed-wetting.
        
               | hipadev23 wrote:
               | > You can't even bring yourself to mention that the
               | Defense nominee has actually served in the Army, and is a
               | decorated veteran
               | 
               | The amount of copium with his pick is incredible. Hegseth
               | is woefully underqualified to be the SecDef. He was in
               | Army Natl Guard, not Army. He spent a year at Guantanamo
               | in 2004, deployed to Iraq in 2005-2006 and Afghanistan in
               | 2011-2012. That's it. The rest of the time was ARR and
               | IRR. He has never held any public office at any level.
               | 
               | I'm not trying to dismiss his military service itself,
               | it's fine, but to imply it remotely qualifies him to be
               | the SecDef is beyond reason. He's a junior officer fit to
               | lead a company (100-200 soliders) at best.
        
               | drawkward wrote:
               | I don't think the guy is a good pick, but I think he is a
               | far less bad pick than the person I responded to was
               | portraying.
               | 
               | Unhinged, frightened, partisan subjectivity is only going
               | to tire and weaken our side, cause unforced errors.
               | 
               | Hence, my original "Maybe?"
               | 
               | I'm going to save my mental resources for when there is
               | an _actual_ problem.
        
               | leptons wrote:
               | >Unhinged, frightened, partisan subjectivity
               | 
               | It isn't unhinged, or partisan to be extremely wary of
               | everything someone who tried to overthrow the government
               | by insurrection does with their newfound power. Yes, I am
               | frightened by _what he has already said, and done_. If
               | you aren 't then I have to wonder why. He really wore out
               | the "give him a chance" excuse many people made for him
               | in 2016. There really is no "maybe" about it.
        
               | drawkward wrote:
               | 1. Trump got the US out of the TPP, which to this
               | economic populist, was amazing. If you think that NAFTA
               | led to the blue collar backlash against the Democratic
               | party that got us to this electoral result, TPP sez,
               | "hold my beer!"
               | 
               | 2. Trump bungled the fuck out of his first go round. I
               | expect lots more of the same.
               | 
               | 3. There are two other branches of government; we will
               | see how they act. Maybe the Senate Democrats will RtFM
               | section about the "Filibuster" button, especially with
               | Manchin and Sinema gone?
               | 
               | 4. Lots of left/center left/progressive media
               | hyperventilation about the potential bad stuff, but only
               | today, after the election did I hear that RFK Jr. thinks
               | that DTC advertising of prescription drugs should be
               | banned, and that SNAP (fka "food stamps") should not be
               | allowed to be spent on (for example) soda. We already
               | regulate what WIC can be used for; why not SNAP? Are
               | there other policies we are not hearing because they
               | don't play as well for clicks? Idk? Yes, I think the guy
               | is misguided on vaccines, horribly so, but post-COVID, we
               | are already in an environment where it is easy to opt out
               | of vaxxing your kid or yourself if you so choose. I dont
               | think RFKJr represents a big change here.
               | 
               | 5. Lots of terrible things we were promised during T45
               | just didn't happen. The worst, Roe v. Wade, was horrible,
               | yet here in my very red state, we passed an amendment
               | such that, we now have more abortion rights than when RvW
               | was a settled precedent.
               | 
               | So, yes, _at this point_ , Maybe.
               | 
               | But then again, I am not a bed wetter. -\\_(tsu)_/-
        
               | leptons wrote:
               | No, you didn't wet the bed, _you shit the bed_ if you
               | think a second trump term will be anything but a
               | disaster. Soda? That 's the issue you're upset about?
               | Really?
               | 
               | I was really wanting the 50k small business plan Harris
               | presented, but instead I'll get trump's tariffs which
               | will kill any hope of getting my small business off the
               | ground.
               | 
               | >Lots of terrible things we were promised during T45 just
               | didn't happen.
               | 
               | Lots of worse things happened, and yes, people did expect
               | him to try to not leave office and sure enough, the
               | insurrection happened at his behest. _A million US
               | citizens died while he was sending covid equipment to
               | Putin_. He stole and likely sold national secrets. The
               | list goes on, and on, and on, about all the heinous stuff
               | he did - but you 're worrying about someone buying
               | soda???? JFC. SMH.
        
               | rootusrootus wrote:
               | So I am qualified to be SecDef, because I am a veteran?
               | That is ridiculous. Of all the reasonable qualifications,
               | that ranks just about dead last.
        
           | hipadev23 wrote:
           | You don't think a fox news host is a great SecDef? Or a non-
           | practicing briefly disbarred AG?
        
             | notahacker wrote:
             | Tbf successfully avoiding prosecution for white collar
             | crime _is_ a credential in understanding the law, sorta...
        
               | mminer237 wrote:
               | Child sex trafficking and statutory rape are not what I
               | consider white collar crime.
        
           | squarefoot wrote:
           | Wondering if that's what Mike Judge is waiting for: free
           | inspiration enough for a 12 season long "Idiocracy: the
           | series".
        
       | andy_ppp wrote:
       | They can just run the original content with a The Onion logo and
       | every will find it hilarious.
        
       | dtquad wrote:
       | A significant percentage of the population will always gravitate
       | towards the type of content produced by Alex Jones and Infowars.
       | 
       | Russia solved this by making "controlled" media outlets (and in
       | recent years Telegram channels) for people who gravitate toward
       | conspiracies and contrarian viewpoints without making them
       | critical of the current Russian administration.
       | 
       | Obviously that is not what The Onion is planning to do but that
       | is what this story reminded me of.
        
         | ImHereToVote wrote:
         | The US already does this. The problem is that most Americans
         | can't understand that their favourite Red/Blue scandal is just
         | a side show at the circus of genocide.
        
       | astura wrote:
       | This is actually really good news.
       | 
       | The money they paid is going directly to Sandy Hook families
       | 
       | Nobody can use Infowars for evil.
       | 
       | Alex Jones looks like a fool.
        
       | jl6 wrote:
       | I worry that this might make The Onion a less credible news
       | source.
        
       | moogly wrote:
       | Strange. I like The Onion as much as the next guy, but you can't
       | make Infowars more of a "parody of itself" than it already is.
       | Just shut it down?
        
       | jdadj wrote:
       | I wonder if Cards Against Humanity bid against them.
        
       | from-nibly wrote:
       | > "By divesting Jones of Infowars' assets, the families and the
       | team at The Onion have done a public service and will
       | meaningfully hinder Jones's ability to do more harm,"
       | 
       | How hard is it really to start a new podcast?
        
         | tantalor wrote:
         | IANAL but isn't it going to be very hard for Jones to
         | meaningfully profit from a podcast, or anything really?
        
           | narrator wrote:
           | Jones isn't in it for the money.
        
             | drawkward wrote:
             | Narrator: Jones was in it for the money.
        
         | anigbrowl wrote:
         | He likely still owes them significant money, so they can keep
         | pursuing him for that for a while. But even without his
         | financial troubles, trying to rebuild his brand is just going
         | to lead to endless self-debasement. James O'Keefe is still at
         | it since Project Veritas shut down, but has little reach any
         | more.
        
       | wg0 wrote:
       | That's the best practical joke I have ever heard!
        
       | zdw wrote:
       | What really should have happened in this case, like the the
       | Parkland killer, was for the people who sued to also take his
       | Name and Likeness.
       | 
       | https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/families-settle-court-b...
       | 
       | This would hopefully avoid letting him just rebuild another slime
       | empire.
        
       | grahamj wrote:
       | Everything about this is pure win
        
       | nxobject wrote:
       | It looks like Everytown for Gun Safety is now getting ads on The
       | Onion, too - of course The Onion is still out of money, but what
       | the hell at least there's a serious part to this.
        
       | zenogantner wrote:
       | Next step: The Onion buys X.
        
       | EvanAnderson wrote:
       | Referring to Jones as "...the hapless owner of InfoWars (a
       | forgettable man with an already-forgotten name)..." in the
       | announcement is a masterstroke given Jones' ridiculous ego.
       | 
       | I hope Jones is never named on the new site, but frequently and
       | flagrantly referenced in a manner like this.
        
         | SimbaOnSteroids wrote:
         | I hope for the opposite, Jones has so much video and audio
         | content available cloning him digitally and shoving an AI
         | generated fist, ahem, somewhere, and using his likeness as the
         | satire would be cathartic. Better yet he himself argued in
         | court that the person live on Info Wars is a character
         | inseparable from the brand.
        
           | russdpale wrote:
           | This has been my thought all along. Drown out his real stuff
           | with AI generated slop. Slop him.
        
       | NelsonMinar wrote:
       | The NPR article conveys that this was more than just a very
       | clever stunt
       | 
       | > "The Connecticut families agreed to forgo a portion of their
       | recovery to increase the overall value of The Onion's bid,
       | enabling its success," according to their lawyers. ... Jones was
       | hoping a bidder ideologically aligned with him would have bought
       | Infowars and hired him back to keep doing his show.
       | 
       | https://www.npr.org/2024/11/14/nx-s1-5189399/alex-jones-auct...
        
         | oddevan wrote:
         | Yeah, this seems like a clear-cut "We want justice, not money"
         | decision. We don't know how much the families gave up (could be
         | a little, could be significant), but whatever it was was the
         | difference between Infowars remaining what it is or utterly
         | destroying Infowars' credibility.
         | 
         | Because now the Wikipedia entry is going to say "parody site"
         | at the top.
        
           | qingcharles wrote:
           | LOL, it's already being updated...
           | 
           | "InfoWars was an American far-right[2] conspiracy theory[3]
           | and fake news website[1] created by Alex Jones.[36][37] It
           | was founded in 1999, and operated under Free Speech Systems
           | LLC."
           | 
           | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/InfoWars
        
           | barbazoo wrote:
           | > We don't know how much the families gave up (could be a
           | little, could be significant)
           | 
           | It's hard to put yourself in someone else's shoes but as a
           | parent I can imagine the money not playing an important
           | factor at all in this. Money would hopefully be the least of
           | my worries.
        
             | superfrank wrote:
             | Jones owes them $1.5 billion. They're never going to see
             | most of that judgement. They're likely giving up money they
             | were never going to receive anyway.
             | 
             | My hunch is that the judge and everyone involved knows that
             | they aren't going to get anything substantial from Jones,
             | which is why they allowed them to use money they are owed
             | from the judgement as part of the bid. It allows them to
             | get something of value out of the ruling (or at least take
             | something of value from Jones).
        
         | mikeryan wrote:
         | The "Global Tetrahedron" site already has an Infowars Web 1.0
         | slant, the Everytown for Gun Safety ads are great.
         | 
         | https://global-tetrahedron.com/
        
       | iancmceachern wrote:
       | Prediction:
       | 
       | Over the next decades the onion will slowly become not a, but the
       | only, source of real news as all the other sources become more
       | like info wars.
        
         | The_Blade wrote:
         | "And now with the State of the Onion address, President Swift!"
        
           | oblio wrote:
           | She'd probably be a better president than Trump, I imagine
           | she's already a better businessperson than he is.
        
       | standardUser wrote:
       | Worth remembering that Donald Trump embraced Alex Jones _after_
       | his sustained campaign of vicious, hateful and provably-false
       | lies about dead child.
       | 
       | So did Joe Rogan.
        
         | xanderlewis wrote:
         | I actually kind of liked Joe Rogan (from the little I saw of
         | him interviewing scientists and other 'intellectuals'), but the
         | more I think about it and learn the more I realise he's just a
         | moron.
        
           | standardUser wrote:
           | He's a very likeable personality. But he offers the same
           | platform and uses the same kids gloves on all of his guests,
           | regardless of if they are world class professionals at the
           | top of their field or the most deranged sicko fucks peddling
           | insane conspiracy theories.
        
             | xanderlewis wrote:
             | Yeah -- exactly. I've never seen anything that makes me
             | doubt he's a good person. But he seems utterly unable to
             | distinguish between bullshit artists and genuine experts.
        
       | parkerhiggins wrote:
       | The Onion did a fundraising campaign a few months ago. Glad to
       | see this is where my donation went!
        
       | Lammy wrote:
       | I wish I lived in the reality where the _Waking Life_ (2001)
       | version of Alex Jones was the one we got:
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5HLn3eYLSo
        
       | mdp2021 wrote:
       | > _striv[ing] to make life both scarier and longer_
       | 
       | There are "weather", "climate" and "Climate"... And that above is
       | "Climate". A concise definition of the Times.
       | 
       | Bless the Onion!
        
         | Validark wrote:
         | What does this mean?
        
       | programmertote wrote:
       | "Infinite Growth Forever," - that onion-y sign off made me laugh.
        
         | jakjak123 wrote:
         | Actually started laughing seeing that
        
       | pessimizer wrote:
       | The Onion used to be a great free comedy tabloid with good
       | serious media reviews, then became a big national brand that
       | still maintained the humor to some extent, eventually sold off
       | the review section which was successful for a while until
       | purchased again and shut down, while the Onion was sold to
       | Gizmodo, which was then bought by Univision (G/O Media), then
       | sold to the private equity firm Great Hill Partners, then sold to
       | (or spun off as) Global Tetrahedron, run by the worst, most
       | establishment journalist on the planet, Ben Collins, since April
       | 2024.
       | 
       | Middle class people just love being validated by their dumb
       | brands. They're slapping themselves on the back like they won
       | something. This masthead has no relationship to that cool paper
       | from the 90s.
        
       | mdp2021 wrote:
       | Interesting piece on The New Republic:
       | https://newrepublic.com/post/188430/alex-jones-meltdown-reac...
        
       | MilnerRoute wrote:
       | I thought this was a prank, but "The satirical news company plans
       | to shutter Jones' Infowars and rebuild the website featuring
       | well-known internet humor writers and content creators."
       | 
       | https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/onion-wins-alex-jones-i...
       | 
       | See also: "Why I Decided To Buy 'InfoWars'"
       | 
       |  _" Make no mistake: This is a coup for our company and a well-
       | deserved victory for multinational elites the world over... we
       | plan to collect the entire stock of the InfoWars warehouses into
       | a large vat and boil the contents down into a single candy bar-
       | sized omnivitamin that one executive (I will not name names) may
       | eat in order to increase his power and perhaps become immortal."_
       | 
       | https://theonion.com/heres-why-i-decided-to-buy-infowars/
        
       | phendrenad2 wrote:
       | Holy cod, Infowars' afterlife as a (presumed) parody of itself is
       | going to be bigger than its regular existence ever was.
        
       | lynndotpy wrote:
       | At the time the news of the Sandy Hook shooting broke, I was a
       | highschooler in a vo-tech school in Connecticut.
       | 
       | Friday in late December are usually unserious days in K-12!
       | People had their sights set on winter break and work was thin.
       | But I remember that day had a lot of commotion, a lot of
       | seriousness, and then a lot of silence.
       | 
       | Being a vo-tech school, we had students from all over the state.
       | Some kids left or were taken out early, some of them having had
       | ties to the families in Newtown. Throughout the day, our school
       | got emptier and emptier.
       | 
       | A lot of students didn't return to the building for the whole
       | week or so until winter break started. Even though the
       | seriousness weaned over the days, there was an unbreakable
       | eeriness that just comes with the building being so sparsely
       | populated. Our highschool was a small one (about 400 students
       | total) which exacerbated it.
       | 
       | I lived with my parents at the time and I saw my mom gradually
       | become a Sandy Hook "truther" as she fell deep down Facebook
       | rabbitholes. It was bad. Although she eventually came around,
       | that created distance between us that never recovered.
       | 
       | There's a lot of bad and mind-boggling news abound, but this is a
       | very personally satisfying headline.
        
       | TZubiri wrote:
       | The dankest timeline
        
       | lasc4r wrote:
       | They should name it X
        
         | amai wrote:
         | XWars!
        
       | MetaWhirledPeas wrote:
       | In one sense this is funny, in another it's justice, but I think
       | from a broader perspective this is just more of the same tit-for-
       | tat nonsense that moves the needle in the wrong direction.
       | 
       | My hypothesis is that the U.S. didn't become more divided because
       | of moron sites like I.W. but rather because of our collective
       | reaction to them. These groups are far easier to ignore when we
       | stop trying to silence them.
        
         | nomendos wrote:
         | Nice summary and agree in the way you put it, which I am
         | stating to all sides - so nobody likes to hear it :-) since
         | majority is literally polarized (i.e. their objectiveness,
         | capacity to think deep, sort/prioritize is disrupted by impact
         | to emotions/biases)
        
         | jfengel wrote:
         | I don't think the causation runs either direction. At most, I'd
         | say that a site like InfoWars reflects the division, rather
         | than either causing it or being caused by it.
         | 
         | Divisiveness in the US goes much deeper than that, and long
         | predates both the Internet and that kind of radio program. You
         | could perhaps pick the early 70s as a starting point, with the
         | US deeply divided by Vietnam and Civil Rights, at exactly the
         | same time as real government conspiracies (Watergate,
         | COINTELPRO, MKUltra) came to light.
         | 
         | I'd actually trace it back further than that, through
         | McCarthyism, the Civil War, and back before the Revolution. But
         | there's a fairly direct course between the divisiveness of the
         | 1960s and where we end up today.
         | 
         | I really don't think it would have helped anything to ignore
         | Alex Jones.
        
         | rconti wrote:
         | I had a friend who often said "sunlight is the best
         | disinfectant". Of course, he was saying that in about 2010 and
         | I'm pretty sure it's aged extremely poorly, because the
         | increasing publicity around conspiracy theories has only made
         | them more popular. It feels like a stretch to say "but people
         | were trying to silence the conspiracy theories, that's why they
         | caught on!"
        
           | ReptileMan wrote:
           | >because the increasing publicity around conspiracy theories
           | has only made them more popular.
           | 
           | Or because after Iraq war and Covid the default is to be
           | skeptical of everything government.
        
         | tecoholic wrote:
         | I get the broader point of eye-for-an-eye.. but in this case
         | how are people supposed to ignore when the harm done is very
         | real and very cruel? These groups don't want to operate in
         | their own little corner of the world. They will up the ante
         | until they gain notoriety and the attention they want, which
         | enables them to make the money they want. The collective
         | reaction is all but guaranteed, I would argue and it's not
         | because people want to silence morons, but to limit harm.
        
       | nsxwolf wrote:
       | When The Onion itself goes bankrupt in the not too distant
       | future, can Alex Jones buy the Onion and get the domain back?
        
       | iambateman wrote:
       | Buying trash in order to put it in the dumpster forever is
       | honorable.
       | 
       | But trash belongs in the dumpster, and nowhere else.
        
       | fsckboy wrote:
       | if you want Alex Jones on Joe Rogan, you can see the friendship
       | and respect Rogan holds for Jones, because they "came up
       | together" in the comedian community. Jones is one of those
       | screwball comedians who is all in, totally committed to the joke,
       | like Andy Kaufman but a little more screwball.
       | 
       | The Onion's humor model is a mean sort of "if you don't get the
       | joke, it's you we're making fun of you". It's ironic that they
       | don't get that "if you don't get Alex Jones, you are the joke"
       | but it's not mean, we're just laughing
        
         | rootusrootus wrote:
         | Are you suggesting that everything Alex Jones says is supposed
         | to be _funny_? And we all just don 't get the joke?
        
           | fsckboy wrote:
           | Joe Rogan, live, has Jamie research outlandish claims Alex
           | Jones makes, and it turns out there are citations providing
           | the basis for his claims. If you don't get a kick out of
           | that, yes, you don't get it.
        
             | rootusrootus wrote:
             | There are citations for the Sandy Hook crisis actor
             | accusations?
        
               | fsckboy wrote:
               | do you like sports? (ok if you don't) many people who
               | like sports do not enjoy the amount of time that the
               | olympics coverage spends on "the backstory" of the
               | athletes' lives, they just want to watch the competition,
               | because that's the rare thing, the opportunity that's
               | being squandered. Backstories? everybody has a backstory,
               | the bagboy at my supermarket has a back story.
               | 
               | do I think the 2nd amendment is interesting from a
               | historical perspective? do I think it's interesting from
               | a citizen's rights perspective? do I think it's a slam
               | dunk in either direction, thumbs up thumbs down? Do I
               | think it's worth discussing? Regardless of the answers to
               | that, am I interested in the backstories of the Sandy
               | Hook families? no, I'm not. Everybody feels bad when a
               | family member dies, that's a good thing (the feeling bad,
               | not the death), ok, but it's not unique, it's doesn't
               | crystalize any issues.
               | 
               | Do we put the families of victims on juries because
               | they're so clear-headed about the crimes? No we don't, we
               | actually exclude them from juries. Many people in my
               | family that I was close to have died, some quite
               | tragically. Do I care if you care? no, I don't, I really
               | don't.
               | 
               | So, if you are a person who like to wallow in the
               | backstories of Got Talent contestants or the families of
               | 9/11 victims, the very idea that I'm not interested will
               | offend you. But it offends me when I'm subjected to it.
               | Autism FTW.
               | 
               | But I'm happy to talk about legal frameworks or whether
               | offensive jokes work or not, purely from the central
               | perspective. And if you tell an offensive joke that
               | happens to correspond to the way I found the bodies of my
               | brothers, dead, I won't be offended, I'll laugh. But by
               | the same token, I also won't demand that you _pay
               | attention to me_ because I was close to somebody who
               | died. We all die.
               | 
               | I don't follow Joe Rogan, and I don't follow Alex Jones,
               | and I don't follow the Onion, I'm simply relating some
               | experiences I've had that I found interesting.
        
             | khazhoux wrote:
             | So Alex Jones is just doing an immersive comedy bit.
             | 
             | But Alex Jones is also basing his claims on factual
             | citations.
             | 
             | "He's just joking! But he's also telling the truth." Got
             | it.
        
         | axoltl wrote:
         | Are you implying that Alex Jones is just "doing a bit"? If so,
         | could you explain to me what the comedic intent was behind the
         | whole "denying a tragedy happened and encouraging the
         | harassment of families mourning the loss of their children"
         | episode?
        
           | fsckboy wrote:
           | watch the Joe Rogan episodes with Alex Jones, keep an open
           | mind and you might see what I'm talking about. I have no
           | problem with the Onion, I get the humor, but the crowds of
           | people horse-laughing and slapping each other on the back
           | because they get the joke so they must be "a club", them I
           | have no affinity for, just like the pearl clutchers who think
           | the Onion is a crime. There is no other implication.
        
         | russdpale wrote:
         | This is the dumbest take I have ever seen. I guess spreading
         | disinformation that gets people killed is comedy now.
        
       | oldgun wrote:
       | Wait. When I first saw this news on Twitter I thought it was a
       | joke, since it was a tweet by The Onion.
        
       | liotier wrote:
       | I hope they preserve all the URLs - I'm laughing already just
       | thinking about the wealth of inbound links soon pointing to
       | parodic content.
        
       | lisp2240 wrote:
       | I hope they reward the Knowledge Fight guys for helping to make
       | this happen
        
         | glenstein wrote:
         | I've been a bit out of the loop, may I ask what Knowledge Fight
         | did on this front?
        
       | the_optimist wrote:
       | The count of comments here celebrating a personal victory is
       | astonishing. This is misguided. Time will allow for greater
       | reflection and assessment.
        
       | tonymet wrote:
       | The Onion is irrelevant. In 3 years they will be gone and Alex
       | Jones will pick this up for $5m
        
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