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       An oral history of "We Built This City," the worst song of all time
       (2016)
        
       Author : coloneltcb
       Score  : 47 points
       Date   : 2024-11-14 04:59 UTC (18 hours ago)
        
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       | iwanttocomment wrote:
       | For some reason, this mention of Starship's "We Built This City"
       | led me down a hole of Internet research on my own personal
       | Mandala Effect rabbit hole. I remembered as a kid, the Residents
       | - who I only knew at the time as a bunch of guys wearing eyeballs
       | as their heads - being part of the video for "We Built This
       | City". I later became a fan of the Residents, who hadn't
       | mentioned this at all. No evidence of them appearing with
       | Starship, including the video for "We Built this City". But I
       | hadn't been able to shake this vision for decades. Did I imagine
       | it?
       | 
       | Tonight, digging deeper, I found it! I found the source. In 1984,
       | just a year before "We Built this City", Jefferson Starship (the
       | progenitor of Starship, we won't mention the Airplane here)
       | released a video for their ostensible hit single "Layin' it on
       | the Line".
       | 
       | There they were! The Residents! In a terrible, terrible Jefferson
       | Starship video! Sung by Grace Slick and, uh, that dude from
       | Starship!
       | 
       | Strangely, I'll be able to sleep deeply tonight knowing that this
       | mystery that was knawing at my soul for so many years has finally
       | been solved.
        
         | f1shy wrote:
         | You mean Mandela effect, don't you? If not, the name Mandala is
         | yet another Mandela effect. :D
        
           | gcr wrote:
           | And "gnawing," not "knawing"! :)
        
           | dvh wrote:
           | It was always mandala effect. The fractal like nature of
           | mandala characterize the wispy tenuous nature of ones memory.
        
             | bena wrote:
             | No, it's named for Nelson Mandela. Because when he died
             | people falsely thought they remembered him dying a couple
             | of decades before. But they likely conflated his release
             | from prison with his death.
        
           | hinkley wrote:
           | The Mandala effect is forgetting that the effect is about
           | Nelson Mandela not a Buddhist exercise in impermanence.
        
             | tomcam wrote:
             | Damn son. That line is epic. Pretend I somehow gave you
             | another dozen votes.
        
         | richrichardsson wrote:
         | Mandala effect a typo?
         | 
         | It should be Mandela effect, but this is the 2nd time I've seen
         | Mandala in its place.
        
           | NobodyNada wrote:
           | Are you _sure_ it 's supposed to be "Mandela effect"?
        
             | cholantesh wrote:
             | Yes; it is named for the mistaken belief that Mandela died
             | in prison during the 80s.
        
               | jdenning wrote:
               | Whoosh :)
        
               | dankwizard wrote:
               | But he did?
               | 
               | Or didn't he?
        
           | nuancebydefault wrote:
           | Like aluminum and flavor. My spellchecker does not agree even
           | if I write those words correctly.
        
         | thrtythreeforty wrote:
         | You can't tell the story and then not link the video!
        
         | jmknoll wrote:
         | With a promotion like "terrible, terrible Jefferson Starship
         | video," I needed to go watch it.
         | 
         | That really was just a completely incoherent mess. But the guys
         | with eyeballs on their heads were there.
         | 
         | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqLnVgR7fLw
        
           | pavel_lishin wrote:
           | Every once in awhile I see an 80s video or movie, and
           | remember: yeah, wow, people really did have giant hair back
           | then.
        
             | ethbr1 wrote:
             | It's not giant when everyone is doing it: it's just normal.
             | 
             | And what do you have against letting your soul glo?
             | https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=961x0NmyHKE
        
               | nuancebydefault wrote:
               | I find Lionel Richie a phenomenon. The hair and moustache
               | look weird now, but his songs stand the test of time.
        
               | ethbr1 wrote:
               | +1, but then my copy of Rick James' _Street Songs_ has
               | grooves cut into it, so what do I know of music?
        
             | Vecr wrote:
             | A lot of things have always been pretty boring. People
             | wanting to be seen were less likely to look boring though,
             | so there's a selection effect there.
        
           | tptacek wrote:
           | I feel like I should be familiar with this song but I'm not,
           | and I have to say, truly one of the great choruses of 80's
           | rock: "we're layin' it on the line (layin' it on the line)
           | ---just layin' it all, right on the line".
        
         | ethbr1 wrote:
         | Sign of our times -- starship more popular than airplane
        
           | euroderf wrote:
           | Balin had that whiney edge that was in style (and probably
           | always is).
        
         | Synaesthesia wrote:
         | >"Layin' it on the Line"
         | 
         | Damn that song is great! Seems to have an anti-war message too.
        
         | burningChrome wrote:
         | I remember having my own rabbit hole with the Residents band.
         | 
         | In junior high I used to stay up late and watch Letterman. He
         | used to have Chris Elliot the comedian on doing various bits.
         | He had one that imitated the Residents where Chris and several
         | other people dressed up in weird outfits called something like
         | "Maumoshcantz" or something French sounding. Chris' costume had
         | a big black box with three toilet rolls for the face on it and
         | played bizarre, "avant-garde" music. When they finished, Chris
         | came over to sit with Dave. Dave tried to announce the name of
         | the band and Chris scolded him by over pronouncing the name.
         | Then Dave asked what part Chris played and he exclaimed, "I
         | played the guy with toilet rolls on his head Dave! Shesssh!"
         | 
         | I recounted the bit to a friend and he instantly said the whole
         | bit was a tilt of the cap to the band The Residents and it
         | poked fun at their outfits and members on purpose.
         | 
         | This lead me, pre-internet to start digging around to find out
         | what I could about the band. A few weeks later there was some
         | MTV News story about a musician who died that apparently was
         | one of the members. They made light of the fact nobody knew
         | this since the band had purposefully concealed their identities
         | so they could rotate out people as necessary and then say they
         | just wanted people to focus on the music instead. Strangely
         | enough, there was a similar story making the rounds on the
         | internet about something similar that Slipknot was doing and
         | Corey Taylor even used the same reason they wear masks - so
         | fans can focus more in the music! This of course, brought back
         | memories in my own research that eventually concluded with an
         | older brother of a friend who was into really weird stuff and
         | gave me a somewhat sordid history of the The Residents, and
         | some the eerie connections to their management team Cryptic
         | Corporation. He even pulled out several albums saying there's a
         | possibility The Beatles WERE the Residents and showed me the
         | two albums "Meet the Residents" and "Meet the Beatles" album as
         | proof. Keep in mind, I was like 10, my buddies brother was like
         | 16; so imagine how _that_ conversation went down.
         | 
         | Anyways, thanks for bringing this up, it was really fun
         | remembering my own rabbit hole with that band. Which
         | interestingly enough, started with a David Letterman bit and
         | ended with similar rumors swirling around Slipknot.
        
           | dfan wrote:
           | The Letterman bit must have been parodying Mummenschanz, an
           | avant-garde Swiss theater group that was pretty popular (as
           | those things go) at the time. They do feel a bit in the same
           | corner of the arts universe as the Residents...
        
       | PrismCrystal wrote:
       | Right there in the first paragraph: "At the time, Starship's most
       | famous member, singer Grace Slick, was 46."
       | 
       | Grace Slick was born in 1939, so she was among the oldest of her
       | cohort already in the Sixties. She's one of the strangest things
       | about pop history for me, right up there with Debbie Harry being
       | over thirty when Blondie hit it big, and Stuart Murdoch being
       | accepted by Glasgow hipster circles well into his late 30s. Pop
       | music is so youth-centered, and that youth audience has often
       | been highly suspicious and deprecating of people much older than
       | them, that it baffles me that these performers still flourished.
        
         | JKCalhoun wrote:
         | Perhaps the exceptions that prove the rule then.
        
         | jhbadger wrote:
         | A lot of the leaders of the hippies were actually older than
         | that generation, despite the classic "don't trust anyone over
         | 30" and "hope I die before I get old" sentiments of the
         | movement. For example, both Abby Hoffman and Jerry Rubin (who
         | founded the "Youth International Party" or yippies, which
         | mutated into hippies) were born in the 1930s, a decade or more
         | older than most hippies.
        
         | hinkley wrote:
         | Aerosmith was about to call it quits, they did that duet with
         | Run DMC and had another handful of platinum records afterward.
         | Tyler was ~38 when Walk This Way charted the second time. Many
         | of their greatest hits are from after they were old.
         | 
         | And then there was Tom Petty, who had hits in three decades.
         | Practically David Bowie levels of staying power.
        
           | bena wrote:
           | Dude sang about smoking weed, hanging out, and loving each
           | other. None of that goes out of style.
        
         | throw4847285 wrote:
         | Stephin Merritt was 34 when 69 Love Songs came out.
         | 
         | Dick Taylor was an early member of the Rolling Stones and then
         | in his 40s joined the Mekons and played guitar on some of their
         | best records.
         | 
         | I'm sure there are more fun examples.
        
         | smackeyacky wrote:
         | Well then, the mystery surrounding how old Ric Ocasek of The
         | Cars will make you even more baffled:
         | 
         | https://www.nytimes.com/2019/09/17/reader-center/ric-ocasek-...
        
       | osmsucks wrote:
       | Nonsense. The worst song of all time is "Wonderful Christmastime"
       | by Paul McCartney.
       | 
       | (Don't believe me? Listen for yourself:
       | https://youtu.be/94Ye-3C1FC8)
        
         | jjulius wrote:
         | That's actually tied with Lennon's "Happy Xmas (War is Over)".
         | Listen carefully and you can hear Yoko Ono screeching
         | incredibly far out of tune as the piece climaxes. It's not in
         | the forefront of the song, but it's there, and it's stuck out
         | so much to me ever since I first noticed it.
        
         | deltarholamda wrote:
         | "Do They Know It's Christmas" usually makes the lists of
         | terrible Christmas music as well.
         | 
         | So much Christmas music is repetitive, but coloring outside the
         | lines is a tough thing to do with Christmas music. The Pogues
         | nailed it with "Fairytale of New York", but it largely appeals
         | only to GenX and younger.
        
         | rob74 wrote:
         | Yeah, I mean it's pretty silly to declare something "the worst
         | song of all time" - everyone has their personal taste and their
         | own personal songs they love to hate. For me, it's (of course)
         | Wham's _Last Christmas_ and _I Will Always Love You_ (sorry
         | Whitney, but back in the 90s when I was watching a lot of MTV,
         | listening to a lot of radio, and ads for _Bodyguard_ were all
         | over the place, I seem to have developed an allergy to this
         | song).
         | 
         | And BTW, I wouldn't even call this the quintessential 80s song,
         | for me that's Stevie Wonder's _I Just Called to Say I Love You_
         | , with that cheapo synthesizer bleeping along in the
         | background. Oh well, to quote Calvin Harris, it was "acceptable
         | in the 80s"...
        
         | NoMoreNicksLeft wrote:
         | Wow, the rare double penalty. Loss of 5 yards for stooping to a
         | Christmas song for worst song of all time debate, loss of an
         | additional 20 yards for going with a post-Beatles McCartney
         | track. This may be internet bullshit, but by god we have rules.
         | 
         | > (Don't believe me? Listen for yourself:
         | https://youtu.be/94Ye-3C1FC8)
         | 
         | This may not be a felony, but it should be. Have you no shame,
         | sir? A child could accidentally click on that link.
        
         | etimberg wrote:
         | For me, "I want a hippopotamus for christmas" is even worse.
        
           | hondo77 wrote:
           | Hey, when only a hippopotamus will do, what else is there?
        
             | drewcoo wrote:
             | We'd have to ask Dr. Demento.
        
         | DanHulton wrote:
         | I will literally leave a store if this is playing.
         | 
         | But also, the fact that you are damn near guaranteed to run
         | into this song _yearly_ qualifies it to be way higher up than
         | any other song on a "worst song" list (even if it weren't
         | already at #1).
        
           | JohnFen wrote:
           | > I will literally leave a store if this is playing.
           | 
           | Me too. But, in fairness, that's my instinctive reaction to
           | any Christmas music being played in a store.
        
         | sed_zeppelin wrote:
         | The Mannheim Steamroller version of "Deck the Halls" Is bloody
         | awful.
        
         | techdmn wrote:
         | If this song isn't proof that Paul McCartney is a psychopath, I
         | don't know what is. It is absolutely the most insipid,
         | uninspired piece of garbage ever to be recorded.
        
         | scrumper wrote:
         | Aaagh you monster it's only November and now that horrible
         | aimless effected wobbly chord fever dream is stuck in my head
         | again. I had at least another couple weeks before hearing it
         | for the first time this year.
         | 
         | I never understood how something could be so bland and yet so
         | revolting at the same time, like a smoothie made of wallpaper
         | paste and dog shit.
        
         | EdwardDiego wrote:
         | How does he sing out of tune on his own darn song? If he's not
         | out of tune, those awfully strained high notes shouldn't have
         | been written in whatever weird key they're in.
        
         | marton78 wrote:
         | Also, ebony and ivory. Absolutely terrible.
        
       | cynicalsecurity wrote:
       | I'm flagging it just because the website is not readable at all,
       | even with an adblocker. The content is completely blocked with
       | popups.
        
         | askl wrote:
         | Looks perfectly fine. Get a better adblocker or enable more
         | rules.
        
       | deltarholamda wrote:
       | I didn't know Bernie Taupin wrote the lyrics to this song. Man,
       | that's gotta sting.
       | 
       | But if I was making a list of Awful, Terrible Songs, I'm not sure
       | I would have even included this one, mostly because I wouldn't
       | remember it existed. Maybe that's what makes it bad--it was in
       | _constant_ rotation in the 80s, but as soon as they stopped
       | playing it regularly I just... forgot it existed.
       | 
       | Looking at various lists of "Worst Songs" always confuses me. A
       | lot of them are just really popular songs that got overplayed.
       | Wikipedia's page says the Spandau Ballet's "True" is one, which
       | is just nuts.
        
         | JohnFen wrote:
         | > But if I was making a list of Awful, Terrible Songs, I'm not
         | sure I would have even included this one
         | 
         | I wouldn't. It's not a great song or anything, but I can easily
         | come up with a lengthy list of songs that are far, far worse.
        
         | sed_zeppelin wrote:
         | > I didn't know Bernie Taupin wrote the lyrics to this song.
         | Man, that's gotta sting.
         | 
         | It would Sting more if we were talking about a song like
         | "Fields of Gold."
        
         | cholantesh wrote:
         | I think there are songs that wear listeners out from being
         | overplayed, some that require repeated listens to appreciate,
         | but there are ones that start out bad and do not get redeemed
         | either by repeated listens or context. Lift Yourself
         | (https://youtu.be/8fbyfDbi-MI?t=117), Gucci Gang
         | (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LfJnj66HVQ), and Beautiful
         | Things (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oa_RSwwpPaA&pp=ygUQQmVh
         | dXRpZ...) all exist as examples of this, I think. All fairly
         | recent, I'll confess.
        
         | tikhonj wrote:
         | It's a consequentialist sort of "worst": (lack of) artistic
         | quality multiplied by exposure and impact. Couple that with how
         | hard aesthetic quality is to assess and you get some odd lists.
        
         | thijson wrote:
         | This song brings back good memories for me. Other songs from
         | that era I remember are "Life in a Northern Town", "Walk Like
         | an Egyptian", some Corey Hart songs.
        
       | GoofballJones wrote:
       | Spoiler alert: It's not the worst song of all time. There is no
       | one single "worst song", just as there's no one single "best
       | song". It may be one of the worst, sure. But when doing something
       | this subjective, there's no way everyone in the world universally
       | agrees on everything...including "worst" and "best".
       | 
       | I don't care how many "experts" they asked or whatever, it's not
       | the worst song. It always bugs the heck out of me when I see
       | clickbait crap like this. If they think "We Built This City" is
       | worst than...say..."My Pal Foot-Foot" by The Shaggs, then it just
       | means this writer is full of shit.
        
         | Veen wrote:
         | Everyone already knows there is no objectively worse song, and
         | the writer knows everyone knows. It's hyperbole to emphasize
         | the writer's opinion that it's a really bad song, an
         | inconsequential rhetorical flourish no reasonable person takes
         | seriously.
        
         | amiga386 wrote:
         | On this side-topic, Wikipedia has trouble writing e.g. "worst X
         | of all time", because that can't ever be an objective fact...
         | so instead it has articles named "List of X considered the
         | worst" and "List of X notable for negative reception", to which
         | things like "Worst X of all time" redirect:
         | 
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_automobiles_known_for_...
         | 
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_considered_the_w...
         | 
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_music_considered_the_w...
         | 
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_television_shows_notab...
         | 
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sitcoms_known_for_nega...
         | 
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_video_games_notable_fo...
         | 
         | In each category, it picks criteria like press reviews or user
         | ratings that mark a work for being considered "worst"
        
         | JKCalhoun wrote:
         | The Shags rule. You just don't _get_ them.
        
       | bongodongobob wrote:
       | I don't know why people rag on this song so much. It's catchy as
       | hell and has interesting changes. I've always liked it.
        
         | vundercind wrote:
         | It was a favorite of mine as a kid. I can still sing the whole
         | thing, including the radio DJ part.
         | 
         | But I also liked Styx. So.
         | 
         | I probably would have liked Rush then too, but wasn't really
         | exposed to them until later, so they remain in the pile of
         | culture-things I'll simply never understand.
        
         | Mountain_Skies wrote:
         | People bond over mutual hatred even if they didn't come to that
         | hatred on their own. Seems like for this song, it was during
         | slow news period when a list of worst songs came out, and it
         | went viral. Soon it became one of those things that everyone
         | just repeated uncritically, like your mattress doubling in
         | weight due to dead mites. There have been many lists of worst
         | songs before that list and many since, but once "We Built This
         | City" took hold in the collective cultural consciousness as
         | being the worst, there was little that could be done to change
         | the dominate opinion.
        
       | jmyeet wrote:
       | There's a lot of weird revisionism when it comes to judging 1980s
       | music (eg [1]). It actually feels like a lot of 90s kids just
       | being haters. There's been analysis that you basically like
       | whatever was popular when you were 14 [2].
       | 
       | Additionally, it seems like more modern music just isn't enduring
       | [3] in the same way music from the 1950s to 1980s was. Just the
       | fact that people today know about "We Built this City" nearly 40
       | years after it was released tells you something. I honestly think
       | that unless you grow up in the 2000s you could go and play the
       | music from 2000 to 2010 (as an example) and it would overall be
       | much less recognizable than music from the 1960s and 1970s is.
       | 
       | Anyway, it seems silly to call this the "worst song of all time".
       | It's recognizable. People know it. It has a vibe. Millenials who
       | grew up on 90s grunge may see it differently but that doesn't
       | really mean anything.
       | 
       | [1]: https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-lists/readers-
       | poll-...
       | 
       | [2]: https://archive.is/zM4xq
       | 
       | [3]: https://stereomonosunday.com/2019/03/23/why-modern-music-
       | is-...
        
         | NoMoreNicksLeft wrote:
         | > Anyway, it seems silly to call this the "worst song of all
         | time".
         | 
         | There may be other contenders, but if this song doesn't make
         | the short list for you, I can't explain it. I doubt I could pay
         | anyone to make such an outrageous claim.
        
           | bongodongobob wrote:
           | It seems like this entire thread is a counterargument to your
           | claim.
        
             | NoMoreNicksLeft wrote:
             | It's not a counterargument at all. It's just someone who
             | assumes that there is this great counterargument they
             | haven't bothered to make while whining "there are other bad
             | songs too". Your comment here indicates that you're just
             | too young to have heard it every single day, twice a day,
             | throughout your childhood as it inexplicably got constant
             | airtime. The long ride to and from school on the schoolbus,
             | my first experience with torture. At least on sundays you
             | could turn Solid Gold off. This is like saying "Vietnam
             | wasn't that bad" because you watched a war movie once.
        
               | bongodongobob wrote:
               | I'm in my 40s and loved it as a kid.
        
               | NoMoreNicksLeft wrote:
               | Oh, well, I didn't ride the shortbus.
        
               | jmyeet wrote:
               | > ... heard it every single day, twice a day, throughout
               | your childhood
               | 
               | If it was so terrible, why did it get played so often?
               | 
               | When I think "terrible", I think of the movie "The Room",
               | which has been called the Citizen Kane of bad movies. It
               | is truly awful. The dialog is awful. The acting is awful.
               | There are all sorts of logical inconsistencies where
               | things inextricably appear and disappear. By any metric
               | it's bad. It's so bad that it has a cult following
               | because it's so bad.
               | 
               | "We Built This City" just isn't anything like that.
               | 
               | Compare it to My Humps [1] or What Does the Fox Say [2]
               | or Friday, just to name a few? These are a few random
               | songs that are all miles worse than We Built This City.
               | 
               | [1]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEe_eraFWWs
               | 
               | [2]: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE
        
               | cholantesh wrote:
               | And they are still not even as bad as a lot of basically
               | redundant modern pop with the deliberately atonal
               | robovox, trap beats, and flat production.
        
               | PhasmaFelis wrote:
               | I think you're conflating "overplayed" with "just plain
               | bad."
        
               | snozolli wrote:
               | _Your comment here indicates that you 're just too young
               | to have heard it every single day, twice a day,
               | throughout your childhood as it inexplicably got constant
               | airtime._
               | 
               | So your argument is basically just a no true Scotsman.
               | 
               | I grew up listening to it. I still enjoy it. I also still
               | enjoy Rock Me Amadeus, and Kashagoogoo's Never Ending
               | Story theme, too.
               | 
               | I was ten. How old were you? I ask because your
               | recollection has strong "seething teen" energy.
        
         | smolder wrote:
         | Modern music isn't as recognizable because there's way more of
         | it, it's more varied, and doesn't get played a billion times
         | over radio and MTV to a huge audience. The record industry
         | isn't what it was at all, as detailed in your link. Jukeboxes
         | with a selection of hits used to exist, now they're like
         | spotify clients instead. I don't agree with you saying it's
         | less enduring, though. That's a different thing. You shouldn't
         | confuse popularity and number of plays for quality. For me
         | there are some songs I'll hold on to a long time that I first
         | heard in the last 10 years. There's still great music being
         | made, IMO, but then pop from any era rarely was what I'd call
         | good.
        
           | unquietwiki wrote:
           | Speaking to that, the most played song on Spotify, ever, is
           | "Blinding Lights" by The Weeknd. Came out 5 years ago, and
           | it's "okay"; funny enough, it triggers a lot of 80s nostalgia
           | with its instrumentals. So, there's a data point for you to
           | ponder.
           | 
           | What I find really interesting of late is YouTube Music
           | suggesting sleeper hits to me, that were big 20-30 years ago,
           | but somehow missed out on them. "Somewhere Only We Know" has
           | been on rotation in some shopping venues & showed up on my
           | playlist; it was a hit, 20 years ago, yet somehow missed out
           | on it.
        
         | nuancebydefault wrote:
         | I like 80s music a lot, i was 14 in 89, so that computes. But
         | what i find weird (and not at the same time) is that a lot of
         | <20yo like the 80s-90s!
        
       | danesparza wrote:
       | I strongly object that "We built this city" is the worst song of
       | all time.
       | 
       | Especially when we live in a world where "Sweet Caroline"
       | (specifically sung by Neil Diamond) is a thing.
        
         | devilbunny wrote:
         | Looking Glass: "Brandy (You're a Fine Girl)" occupies that
         | space in my brain.
        
           | Mountain_Skies wrote:
           | The Muzak system at a retail job I worked played it all the
           | time and we came to despise the song. It became a bit of a
           | proto-Rickroll for those of us who worked there to trick
           | others into hearing it. But the song became much more
           | interesting once I learned about the urban legend connecting
           | it to Mary Ellis. That the writer of the song says there's no
           | connection just makes it that much more enticing.
           | 
           | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Ellis_grave
        
         | JKCalhoun wrote:
         | Not "Total Eclipse of the Heart"?
         | 
         | Or "Ghostbusters" (sorry, Ray, loved your earlier stuff)?
         | 
         | Or Huey Lewis and the News entire catalog?
        
           | bongodongobob wrote:
           | Total eclipse of the heart is a fuckin banger.
        
             | mindcrime wrote:
             | As a self-identified metalhead who _hated_ 80 's pop in the
             | 80's, I have to agree. Over the years I've gained a
             | newfound respect for a lot of that stuff. So much great
             | music by Bonnie Tyler, Belinda Carlisle, Meatloaf, Bryan
             | Adams, REO Speedwagon, Carly Simon, The Eurythmics, The
             | Bangles, etc. etc. I wouldn't have been caught dead
             | listening to that stuff in 1989 (my metalhead friends would
             | have crucified me, although I did manage to sneak in liking
             | Madonna all along), but these days I dig quite a bit of
             | that stuff.
        
           | danesparza wrote:
           | For a teenage boy in the 1980's, Huey Lewis was a god.
        
           | rightbyte wrote:
           | What are you... Total Eclipse of the Heart is all in power.
           | Were you alive when it was playing on radio all the time?
           | Being played too much doesn't make it bad.
        
             | petersumskas wrote:
             | When you realise the song is about vampires there's no way
             | this ever goes back on any "worst song" list.
        
               | defrost wrote:
               | That's a superficial gloss over an even deeper and
               | weirder back story behind the filthiest song ever
               | scrawled on a napkin: https://youtu.be/LGqYnj_Y3CI?t=73
        
           | yazantapuz wrote:
           | > Or Huey Lewis and the News entire catalog?
           | 
           | Under no circumstances can "power of love" be a bad song
        
           | nonameiguess wrote:
           | 15 years ago when video chat with strangers was still a
           | popular thing to do on the Internet, whenever I hosted a
           | room, I always used the name "NumberOneBonnieTylerFan" and
           | played her hits in the background. That you do not appreciate
           | her music tremendously saddens me.
        
         | vundercind wrote:
         | Let's all take a moment to recognize that, really, this
         | discussion is about _good_ bad songs.
         | 
         | Bob Dylan made three records of Christian music and 80% of the
         | tracks from those are definitely worse than anything anyone's
         | discussing here.
         | 
         | There's bad, and then there's _bad_. The _bad_ stuff is so bad
         | it doesn't even come up in worst-song conversations. Nor in so-
         | bad-it's-good conversations.
        
           | blast wrote:
           | Dylan's gospel albums are classics. Documentaries have been
           | made about how good they are. IIRC "Shot of Love" is one of
           | Dylan's favorites of his own records.
           | 
           | Many fans rejected them at the time because of the culture
           | shock of his religious pivot, but that reaction was about the
           | content, not the music, and has long faded. Nowadays it's
           | understood that the sudden-fan-alienation-move is a Dylan
           | thing, just like when he went electric at Newport in the
           | first place.
           | 
           | I'm not gonna argue that "Man gave names to all the animals"
           | is one of Dylan's finest, but I'd be interested to know which
           | specific tracks you think are terrible, because those records
           | are full of great songs, and so are some of the outtakes.
           | 
           | If you want awful Dylan I think you're a few years too early-
           | Empire Burlesque anyone?
        
             | vundercind wrote:
             | Admittedly, I've only listened to the supposedly-best one
             | (Slow Train Coming, maybe? It's been a while) and the
             | supposedly-worst one (Saved?) of the three. The former got
             | my toe tapping a couple times IIRC but was mostly
             | forgettable--it was on its account that I allowed that as
             | much as 20% of the three albums, together, might not
             | qualify as very-bad. The latter was back-to-front a slog of
             | a listen. The musical equivalent of contractor-beige
             | painted walls with off-white trim. One of the dullest
             | albums I've ever heard, and I owned some stinkers in my
             | high school years.
             | 
             | I sometimes like religious music, so that aspect's not a
             | deal-breaker for me. One of my favorite local bands was
             | kinda secretly a Christian rock band, they just veiled the
             | references enough and shifted things more-poetic so they
             | didn't sound ultra cheesy from the very first line like
             | that stuff usually does, and probably some listeners didn't
             | even notice (they didn't bill themselves as Christian rock
             | and played normal venues). I love the couple of very-
             | Christian tracks on Springsteen's _Nebraska_.
             | 
             | > If you want awful Dylan I think you're a few years too
             | early-Empire Burlesque anyone?
             | 
             | Sadly(?) that album-trilogy is the latest Dylan I've heard,
             | so I can't say whether it gets worse (but I'd believe it).
        
           | ryandrake wrote:
           | Whenever the topic of strikingly bad songs comes up, I always
           | like to link to _Spaced Out - The Best of Leonard Nimoy &
           | William Shatner_[1] which is an album truly breathtaking in
           | its badness. Everyone I've ever played the CD for has agreed
           | it's the best bad music they've ever heard.
           | 
           | 1: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_k8rGB_NGkgen
           | 0y...
        
         | gedy wrote:
         | Neil Sedaka's Bad Blood is pretty awful in my book
        
         | neverartful wrote:
         | Tiny Tim's "Tiptoe through the tulips" beats that by a country
         | mile. Watch it on youtube and be horrified.
        
           | jhbadger wrote:
           | But that was a "novelty song" -- you weren't supposed to like
           | it unironically even at the time.
        
         | FireBeyond wrote:
         | How about some Big Head Todd, with this riveting chorus:
         | 
         | It's bittersweet
         | 
         | More sweet than bitter
         | 
         | Bitter than sweet
         | 
         | It's a bittersweet surrender
         | 
         | It's bittersweet
         | 
         | More sweet than bitter
         | 
         | Bitter than sweet
         | 
         | It's a bittersweet surrender
         | 
         | (these 8 lines are repeated 4 times through the song)
        
       | amiga386 wrote:
       | This 2016 article (posted on the song's 30th anniversary... we're
       | now coming up for its _40th_ anniversary) is too old to note the
       | LadBaby cover: _We Built This City on Sausage Rolls_
       | 
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iEB8bfP7wE
       | 
       | "Worst Song of All Time" or not, it's still an immensely popular
       | song. If you want to poke fun at the 80s and their obsession with
       | synths, poke fun at Scritti Politi instead! (e.g. _Boom! There
       | She Was_ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QmDUkxAHgQ)
       | 
       | Meanwhile, the _feeling_ of that 80s synth sound has been
       | reimagined by modern composers, giving us _synthwave_ and all its
       | spinoff genres, and music videos made with an AfterEffects  "VHS"
       | plugin, like _Turbo Killer_
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er416Ad3R1g
        
       | taylorius wrote:
       | In what universe is "We built this City" the worst song ever? I
       | love that song. Awesome bit of 80s power pop.
       | 
       | I'd rather hear We built this City 10 times in a row than any 10
       | songs of Taylor Swift's. How about that?
        
         | ajross wrote:
         | I think you're missing the point. WBtC is a "bad" song in
         | _exactly the same way_ that Swift 's songs are "bad". It's
         | unashamedly pop, aimed at tastes that sophisticated listeners
         | try to escape, and critically: is so good that those
         | sophisticated listeners find themselves listening to it anyway.
         | 
         | It's basically a bouncing, bopping reminder that we aren't as
         | smart as we think we are.
        
           | bongodongobob wrote:
           | Yeah, if you're looking at it from a composition/music theory
           | angle, it's not your typical 4 chord pop song. There are
           | thirds in the bass all over place that provide interesting
           | contrary motion to the chords, and the verse and chorus are
           | technically in different keys. It's not genius writing but
           | it's definitely not lazy.
        
             | taylorius wrote:
             | Indeed - it's full of pedal tones, and slash chords. love
             | it, love it.
        
             | drivers99 wrote:
             | I like that it mentions Marconi, who created the first real
             | wireless communication system.
        
         | dingaling wrote:
         | I remember REM self-nominating 'Shiny Happy People ' as the
         | worst song. And even though it was one of their most successful
         | songs in the charts they refused to play it live.
        
           | JohnFen wrote:
           | Indeed. As with all things, "popular" and "good" are two very
           | different qualities that aren't always correlated with each
           | other.
        
           | ricardo81 wrote:
           | Shame they think that. Anything with Kate Pierson singing and
           | moving gets my vote.
        
             | hinkley wrote:
             | On the flip side of this, generally speaking I like every
             | duet I've heard with Stipe. Except this one.
             | 
             | Campfire Song with 10,000 Maniacs. And Kid Fears with the
             | Indigo Girls still gives me chills.
        
               | jeffbee wrote:
               | Stipe singing other people's songs: good. Stipe writing
               | songs: sometimes acceptable.
               | 
               | I like to joke/start arguments by saying that R.E.M's
               | greatest album was "Sentimental Hygiene".
        
           | hinkley wrote:
           | Denis Leary: I want you to pull this bus over on the side of
           | the Pretentiousness Turnpike! I want the shiny people over
           | here, and the happy people over here.
        
           | aetherson wrote:
           | We Built This City is fun forgettable pop music. Shiny Happy
           | People was wretched from day one. Fight me.
        
           | nuancebydefault wrote:
           | Shiny happy people is so non- REM by REM. It is just out of
           | place.
        
             | rusk wrote:
             | I think it was meant to be satirical. Like, it's supposed
             | to be about how the old folks want the young folks to be.
             | Pleasant times.
        
         | snozolli wrote:
         | _In what universe is "We built this City" the worst song ever?_
         | 
         | In this universe where 90% of music-related journalism boils
         | down to competitive hipster snark.
         | 
         | I love the song, but I was ten when it came out, so of course I
         | do.
        
         | kstrauser wrote:
         | The same one that hates Nickelback (they're not _great_ , but
         | _terrible?_ , nah), clowns ("eek, let's collectively decide to
         | feign fear at the humorously funny looking people with big
         | shoes at the circus, even without having read "It"!"), and
         | "moist" (who wants an arid cupcake?).
         | 
         | There are anti-fads, too.
        
           | renewiltord wrote:
           | Haha these internet fads are great. Especially when you hang
           | out with people who aren't chronically online.
           | 
           | There was also the bit about gauges and hipsters (which just
           | became the most mainstream). Then there was the fedora hate
           | which I think was the funniest because I knew about it
           | (because I'm chronically online) and then one day I'm
           | traveling through Japan with my friends and the girls are all
           | like "you should try out these hats at this store" and it's
           | piece for piece exactly what Reddit would hate. But the girls
           | loved it on the lads and I'm married to one now.
           | 
           | It's like how here people are always like "oh I'd never give
           | X a buck they're stealing all your data" and then out in the
           | real world people love Google, like adore it. What's the deal
           | with that?
        
         | antod wrote:
         | I had forgotten just how much I hated that inescapable song in
         | the 80s. Definitely close to my worst song ever. There's plenty
         | of 80s pop that I've softened my views on as I got older and
         | even started to grudgingly appreciate, but not "we built this
         | city".
         | 
         | I don't think I'd even recognize a single Taylor Swift song. I
         | plan to keep it that way, currently she's just a name and a
         | face to me, knowing her music would probably only cause me to
         | dislike her unfairly.
        
           | kstrauser wrote:
           | Eh. Swift isn't my cup of tea; you're much more likely to
           | find me at an industrial metal show. However, she's crazy
           | talented, and her music is well-produced and wildly catchy.
           | She's really good at what she does.
           | 
           | Along those lines, I'd never pay to see Britney Spears
           | perform, but "Toxic" goes hard.
           | 
           | Their music shouldn't make you dislike them. It's not
           | objectively awful, not by a long shot. If anything, just
           | acknowledge we're not the target audience and move on.
        
       | billpg wrote:
       | "We build this city on rock..."
       | 
       | "That's a good place to build a city."
       | 
       | "... and roll."
       | 
       | "We're doomed!"
        
       | PhasmaFelis wrote:
       | This song gave Settlers of Catan players the opportunity to spend
       | ore and (exchanged) lumber to buy a city, and then burst into "We
       | Built This City on Rock and Wood." So it can't be all bad.
        
         | drewcoo wrote:
         | Boardgame filk versions might make it worse.
        
       | isk517 wrote:
       | I'm honestly glad we don't live in the universe where Bryan
       | Danielson chose 'We Built The City' as his Ring of Honor entrance
       | music.
        
       | throw4847285 wrote:
       | The idea of a worst song of all time is silly, but I want to use
       | this as an excuse to juxtapose We Built this City with another
       | Starship hit: Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now. The latter is just as
       | fluffy and corny, but instead of generic corporate rock it's a
       | soaring silly power ballad duet.
       | 
       | I think the secret sauce is Diane Warren. It's the same reason I
       | love belting out I Don't Want to Miss a Thing at karaoke, or
       | listening to If I Could Turn Back Time on a loop while working.
       | 
       | This post has been sponsored by the Committee to Get Diane Warren
       | into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame (CGDWRRHF).
        
         | superfrank wrote:
         | I agree that a "worst song of all time" is a bit silly, but if
         | someone was trying to make the worst song of all time that
         | would still get regular radio play and you asked me for ideas,
         | "put a traffic report in the middle of the song" would be
         | pretty high on my ideas list.
         | 
         | I say that with love as I absolutely love the We Built This
         | City (and Starship for that matter)
        
           | endgame wrote:
           | I know your description includes "still get regular radio
           | play", but one of my favourite pieces of troll music is "The
           | Most Unwanted Song". They surveyed people to find the things
           | they liked least in music and put it all together. I don't
           | want to spoil just how creatively awful it is or what's in
           | there, so I'll just drop the link and go.
           | 
           | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gPuH1yeZ08
        
         | jafo1989 wrote:
         | I mean...c'mon..they could have at least picked a "worst song
         | of all time" that wasn't a Billboard Top 100 #1 hit. Ditto for
         | "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now"...
        
       | snapetom wrote:
       | For those complaining that it's not "the worst song of all time,"
       | yes, we all know it's not the worst song. This includes the
       | clickbaiters who claim it is.
       | 
       | It's cheesy, it's simple, Grace Slick hates it. All those factors
       | make it fashionable to hate it, and it's been like that for a
       | long time. However, it's also catchy, fun, and the lyrics are
       | easy to remember. It's a karaoke staple for all those reasons,
       | good and bad.
       | 
       | I mean, how can this song be the worst song?
       | 
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRE-LYqwAi8
        
       | pastureofplenty wrote:
       | I have an idea for a parody of that song called "We Bilked This
       | City" about the non-profit industrial complex.
        
         | jdougan wrote:
         | Write it!
        
           | jandrese wrote:
           | "We bilked this city of all its dough"
        
       | kev009 wrote:
       | Definitely commercial 80s cheese and mastered for a mono clock
       | radio like most 80s soft rock but it seems a bit of hipster
       | stretch to call this the worst or even bad.
       | 
       | The synth and processed drums sit in the mix reasonably well for
       | the time frame. There are some comical 80s songs in the same time
       | frame where the synth really doesn't sit in the mix at all but
       | somehow it remains endearing like Europe's "Final Countdown" or
       | even Don Henley's "Sunset Grill" or Van Halen's "Jump" all of
       | which are rescued by other musical and production value.
        
       | ludicrousdispla wrote:
       | Clearly no one here has ever heard the song "Marching around the
       | Number Wheel" by Hap Palmer. It's best on loop.
       | 
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K75cj0FmGHM
        
       | Hunpeter wrote:
       | Obviously, the worst song of all time is "The Most Unwanted Song"
       | by Dave Soldier.
        
       | jfengel wrote:
       | OK, I get that satire is hard, but is there really _nobody_
       | capable of it besides The Onion?
       | 
       | This article was based on a decade-old meme when it was written.
       | That meme didn't particularly need elaboration in 2016, and here
       | in 2024 it has been completely forgotten.
       | 
       | I don't think of GQ as being a great literary magazine, but I
       | thought it had at least some pretension to it. This is weak
       | internet-grade satire.
        
       | akira2501 wrote:
       | This is ridiculous clap trap. Why did you submit this here?
        
       | spacechild1 wrote:
       | I first heard this song a few month ago in a Japanese mall. It
       | fit quite well I have to say.
        
       | pvaldes wrote:
       | Bloodhound gang enters the room. Ladies and gentlemen, brace
       | yourselves
       | 
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTeSkg-YIWI
        
         | smitty1e wrote:
         | I made it as far as "your toilet parts".
         | 
         | Still not as vapid as Rebecca Black, though
         | https://youtu.be/kfVsfOSbJY0?si=ruKslHtaZuKrBMP-
        
         | recursive wrote:
         | How did I never know about this?!?!
        
         | dessimus wrote:
         | I mean... objectively "10 Coolest Things about New Jersey" is a
         | worse song, but let's not pretend Bloodhound Gang's music is
         | meant to be taken seriously.
         | 
         | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk8hFuDoYq8
        
           | bena wrote:
           | And let's be doubly fair, 'Screwing You on a Beach at Night'
           | is a perfectly serviceable techno/dance beat. And a lot of
           | their music is that, perfectly competent. But then they pair
           | it with the stupidest fucking lyrics as possible. Often
           | describing the very themes of most songs in the most crass
           | way possible.
           | 
           | I mean, one of the lyrics is literally "Echo" as it echos.
           | He's just describing the song.
        
       | fluorinerocket wrote:
       | Well we wouldn't have Opie and Anthony's parody of it without the
       | original. It made it all worth it
        
       | aidenn0 wrote:
       | The song I wish the radio would stop playing today is "Murder on
       | the Dance Floor"
       | 
       | Something about the way the singer sings it just feels unusually
       | soulless. After listening to it, I am completely convinced that
       | if the DJ _did_ kill the groove, Ellis-Baxter wouldn 't give a
       | shit.
        
       | auto wrote:
       | The comments here are pretty funny, and do almost nothing for me
       | more so than highlight the subjectivity of musical taste. I'd
       | never claim to be an authority on music, but as the child of a
       | professional musician and with chops of my own that I'd describe
       | as "good enough to entertain myself and others at times", I
       | _love_ so many of the songs people are ragging on here,  "We
       | Built This City" included. Sure, there's plenty of stuff that I
       | don't go out of my way to listen to, and again, subjective, but
       | man, fluffy pop? Corny Christmas Music? Lewd Comedies/Parodies?
       | It's all got it's time and place.
       | 
       | But that's just like, my opinion, man.
        
       | jim-jim-jim wrote:
       | I didn't coin the term and I forget who did, but "meta rock"
       | songs are almost universally awful: rock songs about how much
       | rock rocks.
        
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