[HN Gopher] Fraudsters steal 22 tonnes of high-value cheddar
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       Fraudsters steal 22 tonnes of high-value cheddar
        
       Author : goodcanadian
       Score  : 75 points
       Date   : 2024-10-25 17:54 UTC (1 days ago)
        
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       | JanSolo wrote:
       | Some high-impact reporting there from the BBC! Also contains my
       | favourite quote of the day: "Westcombe Dairy's maturing cave is
       | equipped with cheddar-turning robot, nicknamed Tina the Turner"
        
         | ForOldHack wrote:
         | This machine needs its own post:
         | 
         | "cheddar-turning robot, nicknamed Tina the Turner."
         | 
         | www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hnQnTRIfws
        
       | tonetegeatinst wrote:
       | The silent implication of a cheese black market is horrifying yet
       | somewhat amusing.
       | 
       | Imagine trying to buy stolen wheels of Parmigianino or German
       | cheese.
        
         | lastofthemojito wrote:
         | I like to imagine police had been following these guys for
         | weeks after noting suspicious behavior, but were unable to
         | crack the criminals' presumed code, "they keep talking about a
         | big cheese heist and taking lots of cheddar - but what's the
         | target, is it a bank or a museum or a jeweler?"
         | 
         | Nope, they were just talking about stealing cheese.
        
         | ortusdux wrote:
         | Counterfeiting is a major concern. Parmigianino Reggiano
         | producers have been testing laser activated RFID chips for
         | traceability.
         | 
         | https://futurism.com/the-byte/cheese-tracking-chips-parmesan
         | 
         | https://p-chip.com/about/
        
           | thaumasiotes wrote:
           | > Counterfeiting is a major concern.
           | 
           | To who? Suppose I buy some "Parmesan cheese" and it tastes
           | exactly like Parmesan cheese. What's the problem supposed to
           | be?
           | 
           | In what sense is the cheese counterfeit at all?
        
             | wormlord wrote:
             | Parmesano Reggiano has to come from the Parma region of
             | Italy and is certified by some consortium of cheese makers
             | I think. Same thing with San Marzano tomatoes.
             | 
             | There's not a problem per-se, but the issue is that in all
             | reality you'd probably be getting an inferior product. The
             | exclusivity is done so that consumers can be ensured that
             | they are getting cheese from a specific area with specific
             | criteria.
        
             | rcruzeiro wrote:
             | If you paid for Parmesan cheese and got something else, I'd
             | say that's already a problem. We are not even taking into
             | consideration that counterfeit food products adhere to no
             | food safety standards.
        
               | thaumasiotes wrote:
               | > If you paid for Parmesan cheese and got something else,
               | I'd say that's already a problem.
               | 
               | Kind of an ironic claim in a discussion of Cheddar
               | cheese.
        
               | bee_rider wrote:
               | I guess real Parmesan cheese complies with the food
               | safety regulations of Parma, while most knock off (for
               | example) American brands will comply with the local food
               | safety regulations.
               | 
               | I mean... I dunno, it isn't as if I actually believe my
               | country has sane regulations. But I've presumably already
               | eaten lots of American sawdust in my powdered cheese
               | products, how bad could it be for me? What kind of
               | sawdust do they have in Parma?
        
               | stouset wrote:
               | You might find this hard to believe, but they don't
               | actually put sawdust in _any_ product labeled "parmigiano
               | reggiano" in Parma.
               | 
               | And it's not just about that. "Parmesan" in the US
               | doesn't have to abide by... basically anything. It
               | doesn't need to be aged. It doesn't need to be milk of
               | any particular quality. It can include any ingredients.
               | It has no definitional requirements at all, other than
               | needing to plausibly be cheese.
        
             | bl4ckm0r3 wrote:
             | Procedures and ingredients quality are not respected in
             | counterfeit products (for example it's acceptable, in the
             | us, for grated parmesan to have cellulose/wood pulp in it)
             | and they still sell you the stuff at a high price. i don't
             | think anyone died because of these products but if you take
             | fake parmigiano it's a $2B market.
             | 
             | https://www.foodandwine.com/news/amount-wood-pulp-grated-
             | par...
             | 
             | https://www.cnet.com/home/kitchen-and-household/parmesan-
             | che...
             | 
             | https://www.forbes.com/sites/larryolmsted/2012/11/19/the-
             | dar...
        
               | Kon-Peki wrote:
               | Prepackaged grated parmesan needs an anti-caking additive
               | no matter where in the world you live. Cellulose isn't
               | bad for you, in moderation. So the issue is not whether
               | your prepackaged parmesan has cellulose added, it's how
               | much was added.
               | 
               | If you don't like it then you should buy solid parmesan
               | and grate it yourself. In the US or anywhere else.
        
               | idiotsecant wrote:
               | It's also not something unique to Parmesan, all shredded
               | cheese has additives to prevent it turning into a cheese
               | ball again. Kind of the nature of shredded cheese
        
               | k4rli wrote:
               | Why would European sellers hide the additives then?
               | Especially with stricter labelling+food standards.
               | 
               | https://iperdrive.iper.it/spesa-
               | online/it/seriate/parmigiano...
        
               | Kon-Peki wrote:
               | Congrats on finding one without cellulose. That is also
               | possible in the US.
               | 
               | Powdered cellulose is an Annex II food additive in the EU
               | - E 460(ii) - and is an allowed food additive to any
               | grated or sliced whey cheese, quantum satis (the
               | manufacturer can use as much of it as they need to use,
               | because it is considered harmless) [1]
               | 
               | This is EXACTLY the same situation as the US.
               | 
               | [1] https://ec.europa.eu/food/food-feed-
               | portal/screen/food-addit...
               | 
               | My statement a few comments above was a brain fart :) The
               | larger the grated pieces, the less anti-caking agents you
               | would need. It completely slipped my mind and I suspect
               | that the cheese linked above would be larger pieces of
               | parmesan. Still, if exposed to the high humidity present
               | in some parts of the US (less common in Italy), the
               | cheese in that package would eventually become a clumpy
               | mess if not fully consumed quickly :)
               | 
               | You have to understand that lots of people seem to enjoy
               | parmesan as essentially a powder. I have no idea why,
               | that is certainly not my preference. However, there is
               | demand for parmesan "powder" and the market therefore
               | supplies it. Powdered cellulose is the only way to make
               | that happen.
        
               | GeoAtreides wrote:
               | no, it's not the only way, here's grated parmesan with
               | absolutely no cellulose:
               | https://www.sainsburys.co.uk/gol-ui/product/sainsburys-
               | fresh...
        
             | umanwizard wrote:
             | What makes you think it will actually taste exactly the
             | same?
        
             | ygjb wrote:
             | For the example Parmesan cheese vs PDO (Protected
             | Designation of Origin, under European law) Parmesan
             | Reggiano cheese, the differences are in flavour and
             | texture. It is absolutely possible to make Parmesan that
             | matches PDO Parmesan Reggiano cheese outside of that
             | region, but if you don't have the stamp (or counterfeit the
             | stamp), you can't charge a premium price.
             | 
             | The same applies to a laundry list of food ingredients and
             | products, including wines, cheeses, teas, produce, and
             | meat. PDO isn't the only such scheme, several countries
             | have their own appelation programs.
             | 
             | From a counterfeiting perspective there are three major
             | concerns - misleading the consumer, economic harm to the
             | cheesemakers in the region of origin, and potential food
             | safety.
             | 
             | In terms of misleading the consumer, mass market parmesan
             | cheese is usually produced with pasteurized milk vs raw
             | milk and cured for 10 months vs 24 months. It is often sold
             | ground into a fine powder to conceal the lower quality
             | texture, and the flavour profile is substantially
             | different. When cooking with 10 month cured cheese vs 24
             | month cured cheese, there is a noticeable difference in how
             | the cheese melts and incorporates into different foods
             | which can result in downstream lower quality foods (in
             | terms of presentation and flavour, nutritionally the
             | differences are negligable).
             | 
             | In terms of economic harm, parmesan cheese is substantially
             | cheaper to produce, and has a retail price as low as
             | $~0.50/ounce. PDO Parmesan ranges in price from
             | $~1.50/ounce for 2 year aged, and as high as $~10/ounce
             | (note my prices are converted from CAD to USD, and based on
             | prices from the cheese market near me, prices may vary by
             | market). If a counterfeiter can sell parmesan as PDO
             | Parmesan Reggiano, they command a significant margin, even
             | if they sell it much cheaper than the retail price).
             | 
             | In terms of health risks, PDO and other Appelation
             | designations often require audits or reviews of production
             | process to ensure compliance and quality control. Fake PDO
             | Parm made with unpasteurized milk and not handled properly
             | can bring the risks of using raw milk to the consumer -
             | properly made PDO Parm results in a cured and extremely low
             | moisture product that should destroy most of the bacteria
             | and molds. Even minor changes in the production process can
             | make the resulting product unsafe or higher risk for
             | consumption.
        
               | maxerickson wrote:
               | It's funny to get down in the weeds of the low standards
               | of the American product when it's often sold next to a
               | container labeled topping and mostly comprised of
               | powdered whey.
        
             | mattlondon wrote:
             | The same could be said about anything. Clothes, watches,
             | cars, hell even medicine.
             | 
             | If it is indistinguishable, is it different? It starts to
             | get a bit philosophical from there on in.
             | 
             | I think though fakes tend to be significantly worse quality
             | because they want to make loads of profit. I can't see
             | cheese fraudsters going to the same lengths of maturation
             | and all that because why bother.
        
             | singleshot_ wrote:
             | To people who want to use the mark or origin to distinguish
             | between quality goods and garbage before they buy them
             | instead of after they taste them. You know, the primary use
             | of a mark of origin.
             | 
             | You may have noticed that you supposed the opposite of what
             | I supposed, for sanity's sake.
        
             | jajko wrote:
             | Louis Vuitton fake bag may look 1:1 from good enough
             | distance yet for some reason people keep buying them...
             | what's the problem supposed to be? And that's before going
             | into topic of being European and actually appreciating
             | heritage, place of origin, craft skills etc. that go into
             | making one of these.
        
         | satvikpendem wrote:
         | Do you know about the maggot filled cheese from Sardinia, casu
         | martzu? It is illegal in the EU but it is still sold illegally
         | around the area of its inception. It's illegal because
         | sometimes the maggots could survive in your intestines to cause
         | damage.
        
           | inglor_cz wrote:
           | Eating food that can eat you back ... a real ouroboros.
        
             | satvikpendem wrote:
             | Pineapple is similar in that it has enzymes that digest
             | your tongue as you eat it.
        
               | deepfriedchokes wrote:
               | I bet you are fun to talk to at parties and I mean that
               | in a good way.
        
               | foo42 wrote:
               | I've always disliked how my tongue feels when eating
               | pineapple (so I rarely do) this explains it!
        
               | saaaaaam wrote:
               | This is the reason that traditionally a "gammon steak" is
               | served grilled with pineapple. The pineapple helps
               | tenderise the meat. Which in turn is why in the US
               | pineapple started to be put on pizza that had ham on it.
        
         | sampo wrote:
         | In 2014 EU put sanctions on exporting certain goods to Russia,
         | and Russia put counter-sanctions on e.g. importing European
         | cheese to Russia. But Russian people still wantef higher
         | quality cheese, so smuggling cheese across the Finnish-Russian
         | border was quite common in the years following. But this is
         | only 100kg:
         | 
         | https://www.mtvuutiset.fi/artikkeli/oltermanni-salakuljettaj...
        
           | trhway wrote:
           | more typical since 2014 the situation of the goods like
           | Norwegian salmon disappearing from the Russian market while
           | the goods that were never there until 2014 like Belarussian
           | salmon (while Belarussia is still landlocked :) quickly
           | becoming available in large volumes on Russian market.
           | Similarly with Armenian electronics which never been there
           | until 2022.
        
         | deepfriedchokes wrote:
         | That's crazy where do they sell these black market cheeses
         | anyway? Asking for a friend.
        
           | drewcoo wrote:
           | Restaurants. Grocers. Cheese shops. Businesses with tight
           | margins that might be willing to consider something that
           | "fell off a truck."
           | 
           | You'd have to be pretty bad at reselling to resort to selling
           | it out of the back of a car.
        
         | fecal_henge wrote:
         | Obligatory mental image of someone opening mackintosh to reveal
         | suspended cheeses inside.
        
       | trhway wrote:
       | How one would launder all that cheese? Even say having some big
       | retailer involved, some customers would probably still recognize
       | that the cheese is from that batch.
        
         | Ma8ee wrote:
         | Small corner shops that buys a few legal pieces of cheese
         | through officials channels, but buy the bulk on the black
         | market for a fraction of the price.
        
           | tomwphillips wrote:
           | This is pretty niche cheddar. I doubt it's being sold at a
           | corner shop alongside warm cans of Carlsberg!
        
         | tomwphillips wrote:
         | I imagine it will be smuggled out of the country immediately.
         | 
         | No cheese buyer at a large retailer in the UK would touch it.
         | It's not worth the risk.
         | 
         | Similarly at the artisan end of the market, it's a small world
         | (like the article says) - why would you risk your personal and
         | commercial reputation buying stolen goods? You wouldn't.
        
           | thimabi wrote:
           | I wonder how they are going to smuggle such a gigantic
           | quantity of cheese out of the country. It's kind of hard to
           | move 22 tonnes of anything without raising suspicion, and
           | doing so in a hurry poses additional challenges.
        
             | jl6 wrote:
             | I imagine they would have to do it Caerphilly.
        
               | 3guk wrote:
               | Damnit, you got me with that one !!
        
             | gazook89 wrote:
             | I'm not disagreeing with you, but 22 tonnes is about 48,000
             | lbs, which is about the limit (or just over) of what a
             | regular semi trailer can haul (at least in the US). So
             | moving it likely isn't much issue, but the selling it
             | likely is
        
           | erehweb wrote:
           | But once you've got it out of the country, where then? Would
           | French cheese buyers take it? Or do you have to go to Russia?
        
         | titusjohnson wrote:
         | Unlike jewels or greenbacks, you can get value out of cheddar
         | over time by eating a cheese heavy diet. I imagine the tough
         | part here is storing that much cheese for long enough to
         | provide a large impact to your monthly grocery budget.
        
         | mattlondon wrote:
         | Cheese keeps. No rush.
         | 
         | Keep hold of it for a while then when it has blown over sell a
         | truckle here or there to an up-market restaurant, perhaps a few
         | at a time for a small distributor etc.
         | 
         | Probably untraceable and entirely legit looking if you are just
         | selling cheese. It's not like they are going to be trying to
         | off load your "typical" high-value goods at silly low prices in
         | pubs and car boot sales.
        
       | makapuf wrote:
       | Let's start investigating Gromit!
        
         | bell-cot wrote:
         | _Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl_ is due for release this
         | month, so they'll be available.
         | 
         | Current Working Title: _Wheel of Feta_
        
         | vr46 wrote:
         | It's only 22 tons, we could probably polish that off over a
         | weekend.
        
       | nutrie wrote:
       | Very British :)
        
         | dogsgobork wrote:
         | This is up there with the Canadian maple syrup theft in the
         | "Crimes most befitting their country" list.
        
           | dweinus wrote:
           | I shudder to think what the USA's would be, but strong chance
           | it involves Florida Man.
        
             | yurishimo wrote:
             | Guns
        
         | jll29 wrote:
         | While we're at it, I drove a small amount of Normandy Camembert
         | through the Northern part of Alsace today, but it was strictly
         | for personal consumption only and legally obtained from
         | Carrefour.
         | 
         | Mystery how folks could spend GBP 11 for 250 g of Cheddar !?
        
       | naikrovek wrote:
       | Oh no, me cheese
        
       | hulitu wrote:
       | Is it possible that Scotland Yard does not have sniffing dogs ?
        
       | IndrekR wrote:
       | 300000PS/22000kg[?]13.6PS/kg
       | 
       | Not sure what they mean by "high value" here.
        
         | Symbiote wrote:
         | Perhaps read beyond the first sentence.
         | 
         | > Neal's Yard Dairy sells Hafod Welsh for PS12.90 for a 300g
         | piece, while Westcombe costs PS7.15 for 250g and Pitchfork is
         | priced at PS11 for 250g.
        
         | bee_rider wrote:
         | Well, the whole block is still pretty expensive.
         | 
         | To convert it to American, I think that is like $8/lb or so? So
         | it is a little more expensive than Tillamoook (which is a
         | decent, but definitely mass market, brand) but same order of
         | magnitude.
         | 
         | Although I guess that must be the wholesale price.
        
       | joshstrange wrote:
       | If you also saw the line:
       | 
       | > Westcombe Dairy's maturing cave is equipped with cheddar-
       | turning robot, nicknamed Tina the Turner
       | 
       | And wanted to see it in action, here is a video:
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDLJwmdonIo
        
         | Ductapemaster wrote:
         | Awesome!
         | 
         | That is a vastly more complex machine and action than I was
         | expecting. Seems like there is more to the process than just
         | flipping it over.
        
           | joshstrange wrote:
           | Yep, I thought the same thing. The comments/description said
           | it brushes the outside for cheese mites/dust/etc and then
           | flips it.
        
         | ahazred8ta wrote:
         | This is not the first time a cheese facility has had a security
         | breach. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NEPfNrRBnDs (IBM cheddar
         | cheese hack ad)
        
         | fecal_henge wrote:
         | That was wonderfull.
        
       | throw0101a wrote:
       | See also perhaps:
       | 
       | > _The Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist (French: vol de sirop d
       | 'erable du siecle, lit. 'maple syrup heist of the century') was
       | the theft over several months in 2011 and 2012 of nearly 3,000
       | tonnes (3,000 long tons; 3,300 short tons) of maple syrup, valued
       | at C$18.7 million (equivalent to C$24.1 million in 2023) from a
       | storage facility in Quebec. The facility was operated by the
       | Federation of Quebec Maple Syrup Producers (French: Federation
       | des producteurs acericoles du Quebec, FPAQ) which represents 77
       | percent of the global maple syrup supply.[1]_
       | 
       | * https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Canadian_Maple_Syrup_Hei...
        
       | ptek wrote:
       | I wonder if this is the start of a new criminal market and if
       | there are any heavies involved or the big players involved?
       | 
       | Any one know if any cheese is showing up on the dark nets?
       | 
       | It's not illegal, illegal so it should get through the post
       | easily and use refrigeration transport and less hassle if you get
       | pulled over by the cops.
       | 
       | Some countries like New Zealand are pretty strict with dairy
       | imports so trying to get brunost from Norway...
        
       | tristramb wrote:
       | Another excuse for Michael Palin:
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hz1JWzyvv8A
        
         | fanatic2pope wrote:
         | Co-incidentally, Palin kept an office in Neal's Yard!
         | 
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neal%27s_Yard
        
       | edanm wrote:
       | Food heist!
       | 
       | If anyone here is a fan of Brandon Sanderson but doesn't listen
       | to his podcast with Dan Wells, called Intentionally Blank, you
       | might enjoy it. And one of their things is to start off most
       | episodes with a news story about a food heist - this apparently
       | happens a lot.
        
         | foo42 wrote:
         | Thanks for the recommendation. I've enjoyed a lot of Sanderson
         | books (although not all of them clicked with me) and I'm always
         | looking for a new podcast
        
       | wkat4242 wrote:
       | Reminds me of the story from the expanse lol
        
         | ed_mercer wrote:
         | Hey, I was looking for this comment ;)
        
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