[HN Gopher] Smart Goose Deterrent System
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       Smart Goose Deterrent System
        
       Author : surprisetalk
       Score  : 66 points
       Date   : 2024-09-19 02:47 UTC (4 days ago)
        
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       | alwa wrote:
       | The hand-hewn quality of this venture charms me. I can't tell
       | whether or not it's a serious business, but it's clearly borne of
       | a lifetime's frustration, and it reads with the catharsis of
       | someone having "finally cracked the code."
       | 
       |  _> How often do geese poop?
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       | > Sources are all over the place on this. Some say as often as
       | every 12 minutes. Some say as much as 2 pounds a day. Others
       | suggest these numbers are inflated. One thing for sure, geese
       | poop too often and too much._
        
         | hinkley wrote:
         | Geese eat grass which is not very nutritious. Quantity has its
         | qualities but it makes a lot of poop.
        
       | milesward wrote:
       | We are building an AI tool that we've code-named goose and so uh
       | this was super funny and timely :)
        
         | dylan604 wrote:
         | any AI deterrent system seems worthwhile though. how many more
         | useless chatbots does the world really need. it's like
         | candycrush clones.
        
       | broabprobe wrote:
       | darn, I was really hoping the solution was building more habitat
       | for them
        
         | mschuster91 wrote:
         | Habitat is not the problem for many avian pests, that's the
         | thing. Doves, geese, ducks - they all don't require much else
         | than a food and a water source to _thrive_ , and _that_ is the
         | problem.
         | 
         | With no predators in place to eat them - cats don't hunt
         | anything larger than a dove and they prefer mice and smaller
         | rats anyway, stray dogs get killed off, wolves are extinct and
         | birds of prey don't like urban areas - there is no upper
         | external boundary to control their population.
         | 
         | Meanwhile, food is plenty. Unlike rats and mice, people
         | (particularly the elderly) _willingly attract the birds_ , when
         | they go and walk through a park they deposit bread, grains,
         | dairy, whatever they have on hand. I mean, I get it, watching a
         | flock of birds is among the most relaxing experiences in green-
         | devoid urban areas there is. But from a higher up POV, it's
         | actually endangering these rare green spots (all that bird poo
         | can literally lead to a stagnant body of water "flipping" from
         | oxygen starvation from all the decomposing poo), and people
         | don't get it. On top of that people are just careless, they
         | throw their trash wherever they want (and all kinds of pests
         | can pick them up), authorities don't take care about installing
         | bird/raccoon/bear proof bins... it's an utter madness.
         | 
         | And just shooting up larger gathering places isn't an answer
         | either. The locals may protest (either due to misguided love
         | for the birds or due to the noise), it may not be legal to
         | shoot them up in the first place, you can't poison them off
         | either because any kind of poison would contaminate the water,
         | and in doubt you'll just have a bigger population the next
         | year.
        
       | 1970-01-01 wrote:
       | Now replace geese with homeless or peasants, and we've reached
       | our goals for 202X "future" dystopia life.
        
         | throwanem wrote:
         | Nah. If the free-fire authorized guards are kept (mostly)
         | human, it's a jobs program _and_ a political wedge among the
         | hoi polloi.
        
         | coreyburnsdev wrote:
         | *utopia. fixed that for you
        
       | hinkley wrote:
       | I thought this was a system to thwart an army of smart geese
       | created by centuries of interactions with humans. But instead
       | it's a smart system for dealing with regular geese. My
       | disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
        
         | sonofhans wrote:
         | I'll save your day :) In fact, these _are_ smart geese created
         | by centuries of interaction with humans. Why do you think they
         | prefer human-created environments given a choice?
        
           | kevin_thibedeau wrote:
           | My pet theory is that aliens will assume the geese are our
           | gods given all the toil spent preparing food for them.
        
             | hinkley wrote:
             | If they talk to the pigeons then we are in trouble.
        
         | speerer wrote:
         | Your day will brighten up again: it is both the geese _and_ the
         | solution that are smart. From the article:
         | 
         | > Geese figure out each system's weakness and eventually have
         | their way [...] To outsmart geese...
        
           | hinkley wrote:
           | I missed that part but got the goose/not goose part.
           | 
           | This is going to turn into that engineer trying to keep
           | squirrels off of his bird feeder. He progressively taught a
           | squirrel to be more clever in the process.
        
       | bzmrgonz wrote:
       | This is a brilliant project. public buildings need a sentry
       | turret airsoft solution for pigeons.
        
       | kowbell wrote:
       | A beautiful coincidence this goose-deterrent article's URL
       | preview is just "duckdns.org" :)
        
         | binary132 wrote:
         | I too found this highly amusing
        
       | EricE wrote:
       | Brilliant! I used to work in a building where they would go
       | through the front driveways and walkways on a routine basis,
       | covering them with poo and creating a seriously hazardous
       | situation!
        
       | ysofunny wrote:
       | coming soon to a dystopia near you:
       | 
       | smart homeless "detterrent" system. it uses a government database
       | to determine net worth, if too poor for the neighboorhood the
       | system activates sprinklers
        
       | QuercusMax wrote:
       | Link doesn't load for me.
        
         | pavon wrote:
         | duckdns.org is a dynamic DNS service used for servers that
         | don't have a static IP. That is, this is being hosted out of
         | someones house, and I wouldn't expect it to able to handle HN's
         | load.
        
       | cyberax wrote:
       | "If you've got a problem with Canada Gooses then you've got a
       | problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate!"
        
       | AnarchismIsCool wrote:
       | It's all fun and games until it gets your cox wet.
        
       | AriedK wrote:
       | I had a similar issue with geese on a patch of grass in front of
       | the house where the kids played. Flocks of geese in the 10s would
       | ruin it in half a day.
       | 
       | I found a 532nm green laser to be extremely effective. Let the
       | dot approach them and shine near their feet for best effect. (Of
       | course avoid the eyes and keep the laser power down so the
       | reflection doesn't harm them either!). It took some time to get
       | into the flocks psyche. You had to get the entire group distress
       | level to a certain level before they would take off and leave.
       | 
       | The next step I got to was building a turret for the pointer.
       | Goose detection image recognition was underway to make the system
       | autonomous but I haven't been able to finish it and have moved in
       | the mean time so it's not likely I'll finish it.
       | 
       | If anyone else wants to have a go at it let me know.
        
       | throwway120385 wrote:
       | I live in a small town in the UK, and I was wondering if I could
       | adapt this system to prevent a local goose from stealing our
       | beautiful golden celebration bell every year? The goose is a
       | menace! Last year he tied my son's shoelaces together and tore up
       | my neighbor's garden!
        
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