[HN Gopher] David Chang on the long, hard, stupid way
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       David Chang on the long, hard, stupid way
        
       Author : herbertl
       Score  : 241 points
       Date   : 2024-09-11 15:21 UTC (1 days ago)
        
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       | dghlsakjg wrote:
       | David Chang is a salesman and a businessman first. I get the
       | point being made, but keep in mind that he is a brand, and part
       | of that is the stories he tells.
       | 
       | He has slapped his name on so many subpar food goods that were a
       | total disappointment that I actually have started avoiding things
       | marketed under his brand name.
       | 
       | He might do things the hard way in his restaurants, but they
       | certainly aren't ensuring tasty or high quality goods under his
       | brand. I would rather he do things in a way that makes sense and
       | provides the best tasting food.
       | 
       | More broadly, the point is that you should take advice only from
       | people whose successes you want to emulate. The actual advice I
       | get out of this article is:
       | 
       | Tell stories that paint the picture you want your customers to
       | have about your product.
        
         | nemo44x wrote:
         | He's really trying to build an empire based on his name and
         | recognition from a few good restaurants he founded. I think he
         | wants to scale it as much as he can right now and sell it. He
         | has commented before that a restaurant based around the chef's
         | personality isn't really a business you can sell one day. But
         | products based around the celebrity chef are. But yeah, most
         | things he's putting his name on are so super over priced they
         | are clearly selling to people with no price sensitivity. I'm
         | sure his margins are fantastic and he'll get a big payday if he
         | sells at just the right time.
        
           | refulgentis wrote:
           | I don't really understand any of this this thread, there's a
           | lot of conflicting ideas. David Chang owns a frozen food
           | empire that's super over priced and super low quality that's
           | successful enough that he'll make a lot of money if he sells
           | at the right time?
        
             | dghlsakjg wrote:
             | He has a personal brand built around his name and his in-
             | person restaurant group, which are reportedly VERY good.
             | Good enough that he has two Michelin stars.
             | 
             | He has used that reputation to start selling groceries
             | under the same name. They are not very good in many cases,
             | but he is able to charge high prices because of good
             | marketing and his famous brand (Momofuku).
             | 
             | As an example he sells, what I judge to be not very good
             | ramen noodles, for $4/pack. That is a lot of money for
             | mediocre ramen noodles, even if it does have a famous name
             | on the package.
             | 
             | A successful business is one that makes profits, not one
             | that makes high quality goods. A profitable business can be
             | retained for the profits, or it can be sold to some other
             | entity. A chef, meanwhile, only makes money while they
             | work.
        
               | radicality wrote:
               | Had two Michelin stars.
               | 
               | Momofuku Ko closed recently. I went once around 2016,
               | partly exactly because of his name and brand. It was ok
               | but nothing memorable, I think he wasn't even there. I
               | guess the closing probably aligns with his goals of
               | maximizing a brand / money, and not actually cooking good
               | food.
        
               | nemo44x wrote:
               | Wow, I didn't realize Ko closed either. I went there
               | around the same time and really liked it. But even then
               | you could start to feel the fade a bit in what Chang did.
               | He certainly had his moment and he was very influential.
               | I still remember the first time I ate at Noodle Bar - was
               | amazing.
               | 
               | It looks like they've closed nearly every restaurant they
               | had except a couple Noodle Bars in NYC and Vegas and some
               | other restaurant. Rough times for that industry. Ssam Bar
               | was a pretty good place, sort of shocked they couldn't
               | keep the lights on there.
        
               | tptacek wrote:
               | Ssam Bar was really good when I went there (also closed,
               | though). It was a not-fucking-around good fine-
               | dining/gastropub hybrid. The Momofuku cookbook is also
               | excellent, and well written.
        
               | bigstrat2003 wrote:
               | > A successful business is one that makes profits, not
               | one that makes high quality goods.
               | 
               | This attitude is the root of the problem with business
               | culture in America today. A business needs to be
               | profitable _and_ make good quality stuff to be truly
               | successful.
        
             | nemo44x wrote:
             | Yeah, pretty much. He's leveraging his celebrity to sell
             | over priced food relative to its quality (it's not bad per-
             | se, but not worth the money) and if he can sell it before
             | credibility is ruined and growth stops, he'll make a lot of
             | money. Did that make it easier for you to understand?
        
             | bluGill wrote:
             | Pretty much. A great chef can only make so many meals in a
             | day. That limits how much money you can make. So if you
             | want to be more than a middle class income (even that is
             | hard to reach) you have to do something else - become a
             | brand that people will pay for, or start a business.
        
               | tptacek wrote:
               | The great chefs are virtually never making any meals in a
               | day; the actual test of a high-end chef is recruiting and
               | retaining a CDC, sous, and line cooks that can deliver on
               | the promises the exec makes. Grant Achatz has held on to
               | 3 Michelin stars for I don't know how long, but I also
               | don't know when the last time was he spent a night on the
               | line. I assume it was a long, long time ago.
               | 
               | All this to say, going big doesn't necessarily mean
               | blowing out all your quality.
        
             | any_throwaway wrote:
             | I'm not even sure where the over-priced and low quality
             | comments are coming from. The noodles are about 2.25 if you
             | buy direct and the chili crunches are all great and highly
             | addictive. I guess if you instacart individual noodle packs
             | you would have a different take
        
               | dghlsakjg wrote:
               | $18 + shipping for a 5 pack on his own website. $97 with
               | free shipping for 30 packs. Maybe I'm seeing different
               | prices since I'm in Canada?
               | 
               | Even at $3.23 for the bulk price, it is an expensive bowl
               | of ramen.
               | 
               | I buy my chili crunch from an asian market, and both
               | their fresh stuff and their packaged imported stuff is
               | cheaper and tastes better. David Chang's advantage is
               | that he is selling in normal grocery stores so there
               | isn't really competition. Put his stuff on a shelf at an
               | asian market where there is 5 or 6 different brands and a
               | consumer base that has been buying this for years, and
               | they won't sell.
        
               | nemo44x wrote:
               | His chili crunch is fine but costs significantly more
               | than many other chili crunch brands which are fine too.
               | You're paying for the Momofuku branding on it that makes
               | certain types of consumers feel good about themselves.
               | 
               | God, don't get me started on how insane his asking price
               | for the "restaurant grade" soy sauce is. This is all
               | subjective opinion on the quality and cost of good, of
               | course. But the costs per ounce are very easy to shop.
        
               | radicaldreamer wrote:
               | His chili crunch has a lot of sugar, so it tastes great.
               | Most other chili crunches are more subdued on that front.
        
               | chambored wrote:
               | The Momofuku soy sauce is $1.31/oz while the Kikkoman's
               | soy sauce is $0.37/oz. Truly ridiculous pricing.
        
               | nemo44x wrote:
               | His rice vinegar, which apparently is "restaurant tested"
               | and has taken "years of research" to create the "vinegar
               | of their dreams" is even worse in terms of pricing. But
               | "you've never tasted anything like this before" as it
               | comes from their "proprietary blend of rice".
               | 
               | Professional marketing copy like this costs money. When
               | Chef Chang says "Buy it!" the only response is "YES
               | CHEF!".
        
               | sincerely wrote:
               | Not that it's well priced, but just because they're both
               | "soy sauces", doesn't mean they are really comparable
               | products intended to be used in a the same way while
               | cooking. It's like the difference between an expensive
               | olive oil you would use in a simple vinaigrette, eating
               | with bread, or drizzling over a dish once it's cooked,
               | and a cheaper neutral oil for sauteeing in the early
               | steps of a recipe
        
               | Spellman wrote:
               | I actually put his in a lineup with others when I got in
               | a chili oil craze.
               | 
               | And while it definitely is good quality, it isn't mind
               | blowing. And I personally prefer other brands instead!
               | It's also, to my taste, much more Americanized. Much more
               | refined sugar and using a different less complex method
               | for the umami.
               | 
               | It's still delicious, but I personally won't be getting
               | it again.
        
               | debacle wrote:
               | It tastes burnt to me.
        
               | nemo44x wrote:
               | To be fair he is American and primarily marketing to an
               | American(ized) audience. I'm personally a big fan of
               | Americanization of foods. I've had dozens of "authentic"
               | Mexican tacos and I love them - they're fantastic things.
               | I had a GF with an obese white trash mom who made an
               | Americanized version of tacos which to my taste was
               | incredible. Took the real parts and amplified certain
               | things to the local palette. Like best tacos ever and
               | just as authentic relatively.
        
               | downut wrote:
               | I've been eating packaged ramen since when I had to and
               | when I saw momofuku "tingly chili" noodle packages I
               | bought 4. Don't remember the price, it was immaterial.
               | 
               | Turns out they're so boring and flavorless that 2
               | packages have been sitting on the shelf for 6 months. I
               | thought I would have an idea what to do with them but so
               | far no. I keep home toasted/ground Szichuan peppercorns
               | in my pantry so I can get any level of "tingly" that I
               | want but come on, there needs to be something else.
        
               | zerocrates wrote:
               | I've had these Momofuku instant noodles... I thought the
               | noodles themselves were pretty good but the sauces were
               | nothing special. The noodles are definitely just the same
               | stuff A-Sha already sold on their own, and apparently
               | many of the flavors are too, with Momofuku mostly
               | contributing the branding.
        
           | hinkley wrote:
           | This is all reminding me of the mean dude in Ratatouille.
           | Only the mean dude is now also Gasteau.
        
             | throw4847285 wrote:
             | I was thinking the exact same thing! Lucky I searched the
             | page for Ratatouille before commenting.
             | 
             | Ratatouille is one of my all time favorite movies, but if
             | you read it as a metaphor for director Brad Bird's own
             | career, it's hard not to feel like it lets Walt Disney off
             | the hook. Often in real life, the creative genius who
             | founded the enterprise and the sycophant who has taken over
             | it in his absence are both assholes. Though Ratatouille
             | does touch on this by making Gusteau an idealized figment
             | of Remy's imagination, who is shocked when he hears that
             | the real man had a child via an affair.
        
         | hinkley wrote:
         | > Tell stories that paint the picture you want your customers
         | to have about your product.
         | 
         | There's one interpretation of the idea of business as not
         | selling products but stories. Apple knows this and clearly
         | exhibits it with every product demo. It's all a story. One that
         | I enjoy.
         | 
         | But low priced groceries also sell a story, about how a
         | beleaguered mother can save a few dollars here in order to
         | avoid bouncing a check or to buy herself one nice thing. Or a
         | kid who wants something sweet and already blew their allowance
         | on video games. A pattern they will repeat again every few
         | months since it worked before.
         | 
         | Chang is definitely selling two stories and it sounds like they
         | are a bit discordant when taken together.
        
           | cm11 wrote:
           | Michelin stars seem to have the dynamics of a loss leader.
           | Particularly as it's become known that many of the
           | restaurants are badly unprofitable--and moreso if you think
           | the chefs should earn something commensurate to their
           | presumable talent or passion (you don't have to think this).
           | It seems to be more the case that every award or signal of
           | quality is capable of (and actually being used) this way.
           | 
           | Some people, like Chang, may know it and treat it
           | transactionally as such. $X for a star, which leads to Y
           | amount of exposure. Others, may know it or not, but treat it
           | like a goal in life either way. It's very possible of course
           | that many of the former start as the latter people until they
           | later [realize/sell out/give up].
           | 
           | I guess it makes sense. The world is more competitive.
           | Information is freely available. You need to find some other
           | moat. With information and access to everything, a moat that
           | might have been quality or talent, is more easily captured by
           | buying the signal (which to be clear can include buying and
           | maintaining the quality). Then once you have the signal,
           | well, it's up to you whether you still need or want the
           | quality. When push comes to shove, it's probably the case
           | that the signal is worth more than the quality.
        
             | knowitnone wrote:
             | I don't believe you. If a restaurant is unprofitable, it
             | would be closed. Nobody in their right mind would choose to
             | continue losing money.
        
               | itishappy wrote:
               | > Nobody in their right mind would choose to continue
               | losing money.
               | 
               | In isolation, sure, but losing money in one area to make
               | money (or some other form of currency such as fame) in
               | another sounds a lot more reasonable. That's what a loss
               | leader is.
        
               | moate wrote:
               | Exactly! Every restauranteur knows the steak draws the
               | attention but you pay your bills with baked potatoes and
               | creamed spinach. There are only a handful of restaurant
               | that are able to operate on that level, but the food
               | loses money so you can make money on the cook books or
               | merch or other opportunities (or even other restaurants.
               | I promise you craftwich and craft have very different
               | operation budgets/profitability).
        
               | Ekaros wrote:
               | When Michelin stars get involved it becomes really
               | intrinsic(not monetary) vs extrinsic values. At certain
               | levels of passion just achieving and keeping a star has
               | value in itself. This then often comes with monetary
               | cost.
               | 
               | Many of the chefs pushing for Michelin stars likely are
               | not in their right mind.
        
               | bobthepanda wrote:
               | we already know that many top restaurants are toxic work
               | environments with rampant drug abuse and scandals.
        
               | hinkley wrote:
               | Forbes interviewed a bunch of chefs about what they think
               | of The Bear.
               | 
               | https://www.forbes.com/sites/kristinwolfe/2024/07/31/real
               | -ta...
               | 
               | Seems to be considered fairly biographical.
        
               | hinkley wrote:
               | You don't think there are rich backers out there willing
               | to eat money on a restaurant in order to achieve status
               | amongst their peers?
        
               | InitialLastName wrote:
               | If this were true, nobody would ever try to build a
               | career as an artist.
        
               | moate wrote:
               | Hi there! Please google "el buli profitable". "The
               | exception that proves the rule" or proof that some
               | restaurants aren't about making money through food sales
               | alone.
               | 
               | Also, I spent a decade working in restaurants, I never
               | met a single back of house employee that was in their
               | right mind (myself included). It's an entirely different
               | breed from the HN set.
        
               | detourdog wrote:
               | I can't figure out where ambition and rationality
               | diverge.
        
               | silverlake wrote:
               | They do not break even on food alone. All their profits
               | come from alcohol sales.
        
               | paulryanrogers wrote:
               | Money laundering? Drinks? Both?
        
               | willcipriano wrote:
               | A lot of people buy a business so that they can say they
               | are a business owner instead of a inheritor.
        
               | PlunderBunny wrote:
               | To the point someone else made about one part of the
               | business propping up another, I wonder how many hotel
               | restaurants are profitable?
        
               | Hikikomori wrote:
               | Never watched kitchen nightmares?
        
             | hinkley wrote:
             | What would the more pedestrian equivalent be for Michelin
             | stars? If you want to treat your middle class family to
             | celebrate your daughter getting a full ride scholarship,
             | whose ratings would you go with?
             | 
             | Maybe we need to just opt out and make our own yardstick.
        
               | yladiz wrote:
               | If you trust the Michelin system and live in a city big
               | enough to support it, Bib Gourmand is a good choice.
               | Otherwise something like Google Maps combined with
               | research related to what you want (something family
               | casual, more upscale, etc.)
        
               | dghlsakjg wrote:
               | Depending on where you live, there is likely at least one
               | publication that reviews restaurants.
               | 
               | Word of mouth is probably best, followed by online
               | reviews, if that doesn't work.
        
           | hn_throwaway_99 wrote:
           | > Apple knows this and clearly exhibits it with every product
           | demo. It's all a story. One that I enjoy.
           | 
           | That is true, but I've often seen that misconstrued (not by
           | you in your comment) as somehow saying "Oh, Apple's success
           | is just marketing! I can get feature XYZ for much lower
           | elsewhere!"
           | 
           | Except that while Apple has generally great marketing, they
           | also have generally great _products_. There is a ton of hard
           | engineering and design work that goes into making a product
           | that is easy to market in the first place. In fact, what the
           | "it's just marketing" crowd tends to miss is that products
           | are _not_ just a collection of features, but are used to tell
           | stories (or listen to stories) in users ' own lives. They
           | want to envision how a product will enrich their experiences,
           | and Apple understands that's what they're selling.
           | 
           | In fact, if anything, I think the flop of the Vision Pro (may
           | be quite premature to call it a flop, but I'll put my money
           | on it being a flop) is directly due to the fact that Apple
           | can't tell a story about it. By all accounts it has amazing,
           | cutting edge technology. Except Apple can't tell a good story
           | about _what you 're actually supposed to do with the thing_
           | that people believe and buy in to.
        
             | hinkley wrote:
             | I also dabble in woodworking. There are some very fancy
             | woodworking tools out there. They do the job better than
             | their cheaper counterparts, but at the end of the day 3/4
             | of them are still largely a lifestyle thing, fueled by low
             | tolerance mechanical engineering, industrial design, and
             | recycling old designs that existed before quantity trumped
             | quality. Much of that is physics, but some is story, and
             | the word spreading part of the job of selling is all story.
             | 
             | If you've ever used a good chisel _without_ a mallet you
             | know the difference between good and cheap. But the margin
             | for some other tools is less pronounced. I was going to use
             | files as an example but there are some pretty crazy rasps
             | out there today that can hog almost as well as a power
             | tool.
        
             | bigstrat2003 wrote:
             | > Except that while Apple has generally great marketing,
             | they also have generally great products.
             | 
             | I disagree, and presumably so do the people you're
             | referring to. Apple products are nothing special. They are
             | competently made, but so are lots of brands which charge
             | you a lot less. It really is all about marketing with
             | Apple.
        
               | kelnos wrote:
               | I think it's really the integration between hardware and
               | software, nearly all of which is under Apple's control.
               | Most companies don't do vertical integration anymore, and
               | it shows. It's harder to produce a polished product when
               | the hardware parts come from a bunch of different
               | manufacturers, and you have to fight to get your software
               | to work on it.
        
             | kelnos wrote:
             | > _Except Apple can 't tell a good story about what you're
             | actually supposed to do with the [Vision Pro] that people
             | believe and buy in to._
             | 
             | The funny thing is that Apple is usually good at waiting to
             | build and sell a product until customers are ready for it
             | and want it (even if they don't realize they are ready and
             | want it).
             | 
             | Vision Pro is a still just a cool tech demo. A very cool
             | and very impressive tech demo, but still a tech demo. I
             | don't mean that to say that it can't be a useful product,
             | but Apple built it without a real market for it.
             | 
             | Maybe that's ok: maybe they need to build and sell the tech
             | demo now in order to refine the tech so they can get to the
             | actual product, with the real story, that they'll sell 5 or
             | 10 or whatever years from now. Or maybe... yeah, maybe it's
             | just a flop.
        
               | hinkley wrote:
               | They also finish the product to a degree that more
               | pedestrian companies feel is grandstanding and thus
               | dismiss it. Instead of learning about UX sensitivity and
               | the paradox of choice, they write it off as a fluke. A
               | forty+ year fluke at this point.
               | 
               | What people "want" and what they will enjoy are rarely
               | the same. Giving them fifty models of laptop is what
               | focus groups think will make customers happy but it just
               | fractures your attention to detail. It only makes a few
               | customers happy. Probably less people than Apple's market
               | share.
               | 
               | My ex used to practically scream at her laptop until I
               | bought her a MacBook. Most expensive present I ever gave
               | but the best investment in peace and quiet.
        
         | chubot wrote:
         | I've been wondering about this for YEARS now: WTF happened to
         | Milk Bar in NYC? Based on the taste and quality, it seems like
         | the most egregious case of "selling out" I've ever seen. It
         | seems like an overnight change to me
         | 
         | David Chang and Christina Tosi worked together, and I remember
         | seeing a bunch of their marketing on Netflix
         | 
         | https://rseventures.com/milk-bars-christina-tosi-went-momofu...
         | 
         | In 2015 the location in East Village was still GREAT.
         | Interesting deserts, seemingly made by hand, with high quality
         | ingredients
         | 
         | Then I go back a few years later, and it's this CHAIN and the
         | food is inedible. I take one bite, can't eat it, and throw it
         | away
         | 
         | It just tastes like sugary processed food now, like Twinkies or
         | Chips Ahoy or something
         | 
         | I also saw Milk Bar products in Whole Foods, bought it, took
         | one bite, and threw it away, and never bought it again
         | 
         | It's just weird to me that a chef would let the quality sink so
         | low, so fast. Usually the "founders" care about quality, and
         | are mission-focused
         | 
         | I always thought that process took decades, and changes in
         | ownership. (Actually I am re-reading Pollan's account of the
         | "big organic" Cascadian Farms brand now -- another very
         | interesting case of counterculture going mainstream /
         | industrial, but the change was more gradual I think)
        
           | geodel wrote:
           | As others have alluded too. At this point SC is high on its
           | own supply. Create a food empire, hang out with rich or
           | famous chefs. Create millions of aspiring chumps who'd take
           | his words as gospel.
           | 
           | Edit SC -> DC (David Chang)
        
             | apsurd wrote:
             | Who or what is SC?
        
               | infecto wrote:
               | Typo, DC not SC. David Chang
        
             | detourdog wrote:
             | You want to be chef you have to be in the kitchen.
        
               | geodel wrote:
               | There is now another category of "Netflix Chef" where one
               | has to work hard in kitchen until they get featured on
               | Netflix series.
        
               | detourdog wrote:
               | It is almost as if some people want to cook like a chef
               | and some people want been seen as a chef.
        
           | light_hue_1 wrote:
           | They opened a Milk Bar near Harvard and it was total garbage.
           | 
           | They were so lazy that they didn't even make anything in
           | Boston. It was all shipped over from NY. Stale and tasteless
           | cubes of nothing wrapped in plastic.
           | 
           | Neither Christina Tosi nor David Chang have any integrity.
           | They just peddle whatever garbage they can to people while
           | building their own brand.
           | 
           | A year or two ago that Milk Bar location finally died out and
           | was replaced by Joe's Pizza. Another NY chain. But one that
           | is the opposite of Tosi/Chang in every way. Authentic.
           | Careful. Customer-focused. Great NY-style pizza made on the
           | spot with the same ingredients. Joe's is just as good in NY
           | as it is in Boston.
           | 
           | Good riddance to Tosi and Chang. I now actively avoid
           | anything associated with them.
        
             | chubot wrote:
             | The stores in Manhattan are also packaged food! They don't
             | make them there either
             | 
             | It's basically like they bought some Chips Ahoy from Target
             | and devoted an entire store to reselling it, with prime
             | real estate
             | 
             | I mean maybe part of that was a pandemic thing, but I
             | remember thinking how bad it was before the pandemic
        
           | paxys wrote:
           | Milk Bar only ever worked when it was Christina Tosi's
           | personal baking project. The second they tried to corporatize
           | it, it was done.
        
             | chubot wrote:
             | But why? How is it different than any other bakery?
             | 
             | You can open a second location of a bakery and maintain the
             | same quality ...
             | 
             | Anecdotally more than 5 locations seems to be a problem (my
             | guess is some kind of management scaling issue like
             | Dunbar's law)
             | 
             | But it seems they never went through the phase of 2 or 3
             | locations, or just quickly zoomed past it into packaged and
             | preserved foods. With the actual stores also selling
             | packaged foods
             | 
             | Maybe she had enough friends in the restaurant business to
             | know that managing 2 or 3 locations is probably a hell-ish
             | part of your career (???)
             | 
             | i.e. maybe you are doing a lot more work, not getting to
             | actually make any food, and you might not make as much
             | money (e.g. each new store is a big risk I imagine)
        
               | paxys wrote:
               | Milk bar was never a regular bakery. Its items mostly got
               | popular because of their creativity and uniqueness. But
               | when you scale it out and stop innovating, it's not
               | unique any more.
        
               | chubot wrote:
               | What was unique about it besides the recipes?
               | 
               | You can teach someone else the recipes, and plenty of
               | people know how to bake
               | 
               | So I don't see the problem with making 3 stores at a high
               | quality
        
           | wahnfrieden wrote:
           | I just remember the Saltie owner posting photos of the
           | pavement outside their next door neighbor Milk Bar, being
           | salty about the scores of serving cups and other detritus
           | their customers would leave without the store taking
           | responsibility for cleaning them up
        
           | ericmcer wrote:
           | Milk bar always seemed like an example of using raw marketing
           | power to convince people something is good. I saw Tosi on
           | Chefs table and it was crazy how generic what she was doing
           | was versus the other chefs on the show. Juxtaposing her with
           | others on the show it felt like a bunch of artists who
           | wouldn't compromise their vision versus a capitalist who was
           | optimizing everything around money.
        
         | weaksauce wrote:
         | he's also reportedly a jerk to his staff and yells at them. and
         | sues mom and pop shops for using his trademark of a really
         | generic term... something like spicy chili oil or very similar.
        
           | jsbg wrote:
           | In the US, trademarks have to be enforced to remain valid.
           | 
           | https://www.justia.com/intellectual-
           | property/trademarks/enfo...
           | 
           | "a failure to enforce a trademark by monitoring the mark for
           | misuses will result in a weakening of the mark and loss of
           | distinctiveness, which can lead to a loss of the trademark"
        
             | addicted wrote:
             | It's annoying. Every time a company does basic enforcement
             | they are required to by law to maintain their trademark,
             | they get bonded and we go through the same cycle of outrage
             | with the sensible people explaining that trademarks aren't
             | like patents and if someone is going around using your
             | trademark, you will lose it.
             | 
             | Then the outrage dies down only to have the cycle repeated
             | a few weeks later.
        
               | dghlsakjg wrote:
               | He trademarked "chili crunch" which is just what that
               | food is called.
               | 
               | It's like trying to trademark "breakfast cereal" or "hot
               | sauce".
               | 
               | If it had gone to court he would have lost eventually
               | since other people had been using that name earlier for
               | the same product, and it was too broad
        
             | dghlsakjg wrote:
             | The problem is that the trademark was too generic (chili
             | crunch, to be exact) and he was going after brands that
             | sold a product that had always been known as that or
             | crunchy chili oil, or chili crunch oil.
             | 
             | He didn't invent the food, and started going after small
             | brands and people that had been selling it since before he
             | had tried registering the trademark.
             | 
             | He did eventually back down.
        
             | weaksauce wrote:
             | yeah i fully understand that but his trademark was way too
             | generic in the first place. used for a long time before
             | that. i have the same issue with backcountry dot com over
             | the widely used term backcountry before they named
             | themselves backcountry... it's scummy.
        
         | tempodox wrote:
         | > Tell stories that paint the picture you want your customers
         | to have about your product.
         | 
         | Isn't that just called advertising? This is so blatantly
         | obvious, it doesn't sound like much of an advice.
        
           | rapind wrote:
           | Advertising is always attempting to disguise itself as
           | anything other than advertising.
        
           | dghlsakjg wrote:
           | Pretty much.
           | 
           | I wasn't saying that this is a particularly insightful
           | message. I was saying that the message I took from this story
           | wasn't about doing things the hard way. Its a meta lesson
           | about messaging and showmanship.
        
         | paxys wrote:
         | Don't forget he filed a trademark for chili crunch sauce (which
         | has been used in several Asian cuisines for literally
         | centuries) and sued to stop smaller restaurants and businesses
         | from selling it, and only backed down when there was public
         | outcry.
        
           | fsckboy wrote:
           | trademark refers to the name a product is sold as, not what
           | the product is, and also has a local jurisdiction. What they
           | do in Asia has nothing to do with trademarks in the US, and
           | since not very much of Asia has spoken English for literally
           | hundreds of years, I doubt they were calling it chili crunch
           | sauce.
           | 
           | I'm not defending Chang nor trademarks, just pointing out how
           | they work legally and the flaws in the argument you're
           | making.
           | 
           | Remember, people called windows "windows", but they didn't
           | sell products called Windows till Microsoft started and
           | trademarked it.
        
             | shaklee3 wrote:
             | I don't get your point. There are many other companies
             | using the name chili crunch. He was not the first. But he
             | tried to trademark it to stop all the others.
        
         | shaklee3 wrote:
         | He also tried to sue all the other small businesses using the
         | chili crunch name. I stopped buying his after that.
        
       | shahahmed wrote:
       | "The dish was meant to be a difficult pickup that required
       | constant coordination between the front and back of house. That
       | was what made it great."
       | 
       | This feels like the crux. It's not arbitrarily doing the hard,
       | stupid thing, but the ones that are based in making the product
       | or process better.
        
         | larkost wrote:
         | I disagree. The final product (the food) is not better in any
         | way for doing this. I do see the value of not making the server
         | lie to the customer by pretending that they were going to get
         | the "stunt chicken", but this whole problem seems to be caused
         | by trying to make the preparation of the food into a show, and
         | here is a case where the showmanship is getting in the way of
         | efficiency.
         | 
         | If they just got rid of parading out the chicken in the middle
         | of the process they could stage more things without implicitly
         | lying to the customers, while improving timing. You would just
         | lose some showmanship, which might be part of the brand.
        
       | gizmo wrote:
       | After thinking about this blogpost for a minute I realized the
       | blogpost actually literally argues for doing things the hard and
       | stupid way. Not as a metaphor for integrity or quality.
       | 
       | Integrity isn't the point:
       | 
       | > It had nothing to do with integrity. I didn't care about
       | fooling the diners. What concerned me was the precedent we were
       | setting.
       | 
       | The quality of the food isn't the point either:
       | 
       | > The dish was meant to be a difficult pickup that required
       | constant coordination between the front and back of house.
       | 
       | The inefficiency is the point.
       | 
       | Doing it the long, hard and stupid way is the point.
       | 
       | This is a sermon against process improvements. Without seeming to
       | realize that restaurants are a modern miracle of process
       | improvements! How does this David think the kitchen gets fresh
       | ingredients every morning? Where does David think fruit in the
       | winter comes from? How did herbs and spices get so cheap? Because
       | we decided for the past 200 years to relentlessly pursue
       | efficiency. Because we decided not to do things the slow and
       | stupid way any more. That's how!
        
         | bluGill wrote:
         | Some things are better, but some are bad shortcuts that cost
         | quality. A burger from a place that cooks it after you order
         | will always be better than a burger where they start cooking
         | before you walk in the door. Back when I worked fast food I
         | sometimes made my own burgers, when it was fresh off the grill
         | it was one of the best burgers I ever had, but that is a lot
         | more individual labor and so not sustainable in a fast food
         | model. Back then burgers were assembled before you walked in
         | the door, but these days they have all backed off to assemble
         | the burger after you order of ingredients cooked before - it is
         | higher quality and they have managed to optimize assembly
         | enough that it is now sustainable.
         | 
         | Where the fast food industry wants to be is a robot that sees
         | you push the button and starts cooking your burger then before
         | you get to paying for it. Robots could do all that, but they
         | are too expensive for the price they need to hit at least so
         | far. (there are also some fraud issues they have to work out)
         | They have to start cooking before you finish the order to meet
         | their fast goals which is one of the reasons people go to fast
         | food.
        
         | dooglius wrote:
         | He explains the point in the lines you omitted:
         | 
         | > I worried about the mindset of the server whose job it would
         | be to parade a stunt chicken around the dining room. I was
         | terrified of our culture stagnating.
         | 
         | It doesn't read to me like he would have any problem with a
         | process improvement as long as the real chicken were still
         | used.
        
         | jjmarr wrote:
         | > For example, one of my favorite Majordomo dishes is a whole
         | boiled chicken. We present the bird to the table in a big pot,
         | bring it back to the kitchen to carve it, and then return with
         | a beautiful platter of rice topped with the sliced breasts and
         | two different sauces spooned over the top. Once guests are
         | finished with that, we bring out a soup made from the carcass.
         | It's so good.
         | 
         | The point is that the diner gets to see the chicken they will
         | eat and understand the process.
         | 
         | The efficient way described in the blog is to instead use a
         | _stunt chicken_ which 'll be paraded around the dining room
         | instead of being cooked.
         | 
         | That's not a process improvement when the entire point of the
         | dish is to show the diners what they will eat before they eat
         | it and flex the restaurant's ability to coordinate.
         | 
         | Purposeful inefficiency is beautiful when it's about retro
         | video game console programming or mechanical watches, because
         | that's about spotlighting the process. Both of these are
         | inefficient---modern computers are more powerful and quartz
         | watch keep time better---but are fascinating because the
         | difficulty of programming in assembly or an intricate series of
         | tiny gears have inherent value to some people, far beyond the
         | result of a video game or getting the current time.
         | 
         | It's a complicated finely tuned process to get a chicken from
         | your table to the kitchen and back again. The chef wants
         | employees that value the process itself, which is a fair ask
         | when the process is the product.
        
           | turtledragonfly wrote:
           | And yet, he says "... I didn't care about fooling the
           | diners."
           | 
           | I agree with you, that the diner seeing what they are about
           | to eat is an important part of the experience. But Chang
           | seems to be saying that even _that_ is not the point! The
           | results (including diner experience, and the honesty of that
           | experience) don 't matter. It is purely about instilling and
           | maintaining a culture.
           | 
           | I don't really buy it, myself. Should they also forge all
           | their knives from iron ore, the long slow way, before being
           | allowed to use them in the kitchen? As other people
           | commented, I think this is more about weaving a story and
           | casting a glamour than anything else.
        
             | munificent wrote:
             | I think a charitable interpretation of his point is "I
             | didn't care about fooling the diners _about this specific
             | thing_. "
             | 
             | But if he allows that to happen and the staff internalizes
             | a culture of corner-cutting and misdirection, then
             | eventually they'll start lying to customers and taking
             | shortcuts on things that _do_ matter.
        
               | detourdog wrote:
               | I would describe it as "founder mode". If he lets the
               | restaurant morph its process while he is outside the
               | kitchen the vision is lost.
               | 
               | Obviously young and hungry with nothing to lose but your
               | standards one can make certain decisions that build the
               | story and the quality.
               | 
               | Once the weekly payroll is $140k a week plus all the
               | other expenses selling one's name seems justified to keep
               | the balls in the air.
               | 
               | The problem is the idea of the billionaire chef.
        
               | joe_the_user wrote:
               | So, the idea is the long, hard, stupid and disrespectful
               | way.
               | 
               | Basically, the idea is you don't want smart people who
               | can decide what corners make sense to cut, what process
               | to use to etc.
               | 
               | And this is because you don't want to have to rely on
               | their intelligence. You want to rely on only your
               | process, so you hire those without sense or intelligence
               | as you expand.
        
               | kelnos wrote:
               | I have mixed feelings about this sort of thing.
               | 
               | It's saying you don't trust your people to make the right
               | decisions. That you don't trust them to understand the
               | difference between a shortcut that does and doesn't
               | matter. The fact that Chang's staff emailed them to say
               | "hey, we've started taking this shortcut" is a reason
               | _to_ trust them. Any deviation from the plan, and they
               | let him know? Great! But he thinks that if he allows good
               | shortcuts, sometime later, they 'll start taking bad
               | shortcuts, but he'll never find out, or won't find out
               | until it's too late? It's profoundly insulting.
               | 
               | But at the same time, fighting human nature is hard.
               | Judgment will suffer while under stress, and working in a
               | kitchen is certainly a poster child for "stressful
               | situation". Even with the best intentions, bad decisions
               | will be made, even if they seem like good decisions in
               | the moment.
               | 
               | I still think we should strive for that trust, though.
               | Making people stick to an inefficient process where they
               | can't see the reason for it is how you get detached,
               | uncreative employees.
               | 
               | > _I think a charitable interpretation of his point is "I
               | didn't care about fooling the diners about this specific
               | thing."_
               | 
               | The funny thing is I actually do think he should be
               | caring about this. Bringing out a chicken to show
               | customers, and either explicitly saying or even implying
               | that they're going to take that chicken back to the
               | kitchen, carve it up, plate it, and bring it back out is
               | a statement of intent. If you don't do it that way, then
               | that's dishonest in a way I'd consider really bad. If I
               | found out that parading the chicken out to my table was
               | just a gimmick, and that's not the chicken I ended up
               | eating, I'd feel lied to (or at least very much misled),
               | and that would affect my enjoyment of the experience and
               | my desire to go back.
        
             | TheOtherHobbes wrote:
             | Yes, this is nuts. It's performative micromanagement for
             | the sake of maintaining status.
             | 
             | If the end product is indistinguishable, and the user
             | experience is inferior (because it takes so much longer,
             | and customers are just sitting there, waiting, hungry...)
             | literally the only difference is the assertion of
             | management/owner status for the sake of it.
             | 
             | That might have some marketing leverage for a restaurant,
             | but "We write everything in machine code with a biro before
             | hand-assembling it" isn't going to win any hearts and minds
             | in software dev.
        
           | jfengel wrote:
           | "Once guests are finished with that, we bring out a soup made
           | from the carcass."
           | 
           | Soup from the carcass is delicious, but there isn't time to
           | do that during the meal. Even with a pressure cooker it's
           | going to take at least an hour. (And if several tables order
           | the same dish, you're gonna have a bunch of pressure cookers
           | in your kitchen.)
           | 
           | So... the idea is sound, but I'm doubtful that they actually
           | do it the way they claim. Which would make sense with the
           | "hero chicken" story they admit to.
        
             | QuercusMax wrote:
             | Yeah, I'm totally with you on this one. I think they make
             | _a_ stock from the carcasses of previous day 's chickens.
             | What Chang is claiming doesn't make sense.
        
             | p1necone wrote:
             | Sounds like they bring the chicken out _after_ simmering it
             | the first time, then take it back to the kitchen and carve
             | it up and serve it. So you 've probably got another 30
             | minutes or so while the guests are eating that to chuck the
             | carcass back in the pot with the cooking liquid. Assuming
             | you already simmered the chicken in stock the first time
             | that would be plenty flavourful.
        
               | taeric wrote:
               | 30 minutes is not a lot of time to boil out the bones.
               | That process takes upwards of 10 hours, no?
        
               | jfengel wrote:
               | You can do it in less, with a pressure cooker. Even so,
               | 30 minutes is not going to get maximum flavor and
               | collagen out of the bones.
               | 
               | If they're also using the original poaching stock I could
               | imagine you'll get a pretty stock even in 30 minutes.
               | You'd still need to cook anything else you wanted in your
               | soup -- vegetables, pasta -- though there are tricks for
               | par-cooking these.
               | 
               | I don't own a pressure cooker, so I'm only reporting what
               | I've read. And they do say that a pressure cooker makes
               | better stock in shorter time -- there are things that not
               | even a 10 hour simmer will get since the temperature
               | never gets high enough to dissolve some things. Still, 30
               | minutes sounds sub-optimal, and I wouldn't expect
               | anything to be even the slighest bit sub-optimal when
               | you're paying two-Michelin-star prices.
        
               | taeric wrote:
               | Right, I know a pressure cooker can reduce time. I
               | seriously doubt it will drop it to 30, is all.
               | 
               | And yeah, best read is they already had fully done stock
               | and just add these bones to that and drain off some for
               | you to have. Leaving it in to continue to make more
               | stock.
        
             | smcameron wrote:
             | It's a 2 michelin star restaurant. Insanity is the point.
        
               | watwut wrote:
               | It is not so much insane as "they either have people wait
               | for an hour or are not telling the truth".
        
             | taeric wrote:
             | I'd go further, it is a common farcical joke that people
             | want to see the animal they are about to eat. But part of
             | the joke is that nobody knows or cares about this, in
             | truth. I fail to see why I would care to see the
             | ingredients that went specifically into the dish I'm about
             | to eat. It can be neat to see the full process in parts,
             | such that if you want to parade the food at different
             | stages, have at it.
             | 
             | And entertainment is full of evidence that people don't
             | need or want to see the full process. For example, good
             | editing can make a movie. There is still a market for stage
             | plays, of course. There is always a curtain, though.
        
               | jfengel wrote:
               | Well... we're talking about a foodie restaurant. I don't
               | think you're the target market. The target market is
               | closer to this old Portlandia sketch:
               | 
               | https://youtu.be/ErRHJlE4PGI?si=gz1D7h45Kq0dtMHt
        
               | taeric wrote:
               | Right, that would be an example of the farcical joke I
               | meant. I think I even had that one in my mind. :D
               | 
               | And fair that there could be a market for this. Dozens of
               | people, even. My point is that the market is almost
               | certainly as much a stated market as it is an actual one.
               | People want to be somewhat entertained, sure. And they
               | want a good meal. Seeing the exact chicken that they are
               | about to eat as it makes its way through the kitchen
               | feels unlikely to be a deciding factor.
        
             | sct202 wrote:
             | The soup is from leftover carcass meat, different than
             | people are imagining from the quote.
             | https://www.majordomo.com/blogs/recipes/boiled-chicken-
             | two-w...
        
           | Terr_ wrote:
           | Hmmm, that like the "inefficiency" of advertisements with
           | lots of empty space, and fancy stores with sparse interiors.
           | 
           | In other words, it's not _actual_ inefficiency so much as a
           | hard-to-recognize spending on buying another asset, namely
           | the marketing /advertising effect of conveying "luxury" or
           | "successfulness".
           | 
           | Sort of like peacock feathers: They're "inefficient" from the
           | perspective of abstract aerodynamics, but from a holistic and
           | practical perspective...
        
           | laserbeam wrote:
           | "The point is that the diner gets to see the chicken they
           | will eat and understand the process."
           | 
           | What do you mean by "understand the process"? You only get
           | that if you are in the kitchen with the cooks. Only open
           | restaurants where you can see the cooks cooking help with
           | that. Seeing a dead chicken ahead of time doesn't teach a
           | guest anything. It is merely a flex, a story the restaurant
           | sells to increase the price of a meal.
        
         | brigadier132 wrote:
         | He says he doesn't care about the integrity but I think he's
         | wrong and he's misidentified the lesson from this.
         | 
         | Because you are absolutely right, doing things that are
         | inefficient and stupid for the sake of it is absolutely dumb.
         | 
         | > I worried about the mindset of the server whose job it would
         | be to parade a stunt chicken around the dining room. I was
         | terrified of our culture stagnating.
         | 
         | This is where it makes sense. He _does_ care about integrity.
         | If you foster a culture of faking little things like this it
         | can eventually grow into a culture of faking the big things
         | that actually do matter.
        
         | yifanl wrote:
         | > "That was what made it great. If they wanted to sandbag it,
         | they needed to figure out how they would make up for the lost
         | energy elsewhere."
         | 
         | This seems to be the key quote. As a restaurant owner, as with
         | any other type of team leader, his job is managing how the
         | team's attention and energy is spent. Reading charitably, he
         | doesn't want to formalize slack time into the system, because
         | he thinks that slack will be eaten up by something else with
         | the next process change, making the whole operation more
         | brittle (also specifically in a restaurant setting, maximizing
         | kitchen throughput is _not_ the same as maximizing efficient
         | operation)
         | 
         | I could of course be reading too much into this, but from my
         | own experience, it's the same difference between a sensible ad
         | hoc meeting culture and being forced to use "efficiency" tools
         | that inevitably make meetings less productive.
        
         | plg wrote:
         | It's very simple actually. "The dish" is defined as a chicken
         | you see before it is then taken away and carved. You see your
         | chicken. That's the promise. If they parade around with a
         | display chicken then it is simply dishonest. Does it matter?
         | That is a different question entirely. The point is there is a
         | promise involved in "the dish". If they want to use a parade
         | chicken then they need a different promise.
        
         | fsckboy wrote:
         | > _The quality of the food isn 't the point either_
         | 
         | quality is entirely the point, nowhere does he suggest quality
         | is compromised; his staff's alternate idea was not reducing
         | quality. he's making a different point.
        
         | Animats wrote:
         | > The inefficiency is the point. Doing it the long, hard and
         | stupid way is the point.
         | 
         | Yes. This is what passes for "fine dining" today.
         | 
         | Starbucks used to make a thing of this. The process of making
         | drinks was deliberately made manual and complicated to give
         | customers the impression they were getting their money's worth
         | for overpriced coffee. That was part of the Starbucks mystique,
         | when they had one.
        
       | serallak wrote:
       | "The hard way is pretty hard, but not as hard as the easy way"
       | 
       | -- Granny Weatherwax
        
         | youssefabdelm wrote:
         | Those who seek the easy way do not seek the true way -- Dogen
         | Zenji
        
           | youssefabdelm wrote:
           | (It is hilarious to me that Dogen is being downvoted)
        
         | ccvannorman wrote:
         | "The path forward seems to go back, the direct path seems long"
         | 
         | -- Lao Tzu
        
       | trwhite wrote:
       | This strikes me as really dumb. An efficiency that the diner
       | would never notice and he wants to make his staff work harder to
       | prove a point. Way to make people resent their work.
        
         | nemo44x wrote:
         | He believes it will bleed into other things where it does make
         | a difference. So he takes a 0 tolerance policy into cheating so
         | it doesn't become a habit and a culture and instead hopes to
         | instill the value of not taking shortcuts as a measure to
         | prevent a lapse.
        
           | yazzku wrote:
           | As a programmer, this still seems overly dogmatic. Why not
           | just develop the discipline to put effort where it's actually
           | needed instead of burning gas all around like a moron? Every
           | programmer knows this. The extreme dogma seems the real lack
           | of discipline to me.
        
             | nemo44x wrote:
             | As a programmer I probably don't know very much about how
             | to run a kitchen, the kinds of people that work in them,
             | and the reasonable expectations the kitchen manager might
             | have. Not to mention, the outcome of the majority of
             | software project is failure lol.
        
       | ABraidotti wrote:
       | I like this. And there's a time and place for everything. If I
       | were inclined to try this boiled chicken, hell yeah I'm going to
       | appreciate that I'm getting served the real chicken I saw earlier
       | AND I believe in developing that kind of kitchen culture about
       | caring for what you make. But I also still eat pizza from the
       | shop down the street when hungry and impatient.
       | 
       | Other long, hard, stupid things I like to do: read novels, take
       | walks, invest my time to learn fundamentals of a practice
       | 
       | Short, easy, stupid things I like to do: skip the occasional long
       | post on hackernews and just read the comments, automate and
       | simplify my work, watch short videos on how to fix broken things,
       | send one-line emails instead of sit through meetings
        
       | karaterobot wrote:
       | > It had nothing to do with integrity. I didn't care about
       | fooling the diners. What concerned me was the precedent we were
       | setting. I worried about the mindset of the server whose job it
       | would be to parade a stunt chicken around the dining room. I was
       | terrified of our culture stagnating.
       | 
       | I'm sort of surprised that he didn't worry about integrity, since
       | it's literally an example of lying to your customers about the
       | food they're paying for. _Fooling_ is a pretty light word for
       | what others would call false advertising: you tell people you 're
       | making soup out of the carcass you just ate from, and then you
       | just don't do that. I imagine that could also have an effect on
       | the restaurant's culture as well. I understand that fine dining
       | is partly theatrical, but don't charge me a premium for doing
       | something you're not actually doing and then say "fooled ya!"
        
         | refulgentis wrote:
         | Yeah that's what the article says, but you frame it
         | argumentatively. He doesn't assert _he_ doesn 't care about
         | integrity, reading it, its clear the communicated point is _he_
         | cares about integrity _because of how it affects culture_ , not
         | just because the carcass you ate wasn't used to make soup: in
         | that case, it'd be trivial to "solve" the problem by just not
         | affirmatively claiming the soup was made from the exact same
         | carcass.
        
           | karaterobot wrote:
           | When he said "it had nothing to do with integrity" I think he
           | meant that it had nothing to do with personal integrity, i.e.
           | he's not bothered by lying to customers. It's clear he cares
           | about the morale and culture of his team, and I guess he's
           | making some distinction I don't understand between
           | _integrity_ and _feeling bad because you 're the guy on staff
           | parading around a decoy chicken all night_. My point is that
           | maybe they should _also_ think about other kinds of
           | integrity, if only not advertising a product you aren 't
           | really selling, but probably also not lying to your guests.
        
         | hammock wrote:
         | He said if you were going to fool the guest, you had to make up
         | for that lost energy by doing something else (or presumably
         | lower the price)
         | 
         | The guest is paying for an overall experience. There are plenty
         | of experiences where a guest is happy to pay to be lied to,
         | like a magic show or a strip club or the Olive Garden. As long
         | as the totality of the experience is providing enough value.
         | 
         | Now if you specifically chose the restaurant because of their
         | honesty (for whatever that means), then it's a different story
        
           | karaterobot wrote:
           | > He said if you were going to fool the guest, you had to
           | make up for that lost energy by doing something else (or
           | presumably lower the price)
           | 
           | I think in the context of the quote, that "something else"
           | was meant to be some extra long, hard, stupid work. He didn't
           | mean doing something to make it up to the customers. He's
           | worried about the mindset of his team: he wants them not to
           | take shortcuts, but only because doing that will make them
           | worse at their jobs in an indefinable way.
        
       | lvl155 wrote:
       | I like him but his food is just a white-person's version of
       | Korean food. It's not a bad thing but his food lacks soul and
       | this is reflected in everything he does.
        
         | IncreasePosts wrote:
         | Food is allowed to be different from its origins. Just
         | parroting what Korean food already is isn't particularly
         | special - consider that basically every Korean restaurant is
         | doing exactly that. And that might be part of the reason they,
         | for the most part, don't have 2 Michelin stars.
        
           | lvl155 wrote:
           | That's a fair point but a lot of his food may taste good to
           | uninitiated western palate. I also see this in Indian cuisine
           | because the spices are on the strong side, it takes awhile
           | (years even) to be able to differentiate between good and
           | subpar. Again, I like the guy and he worked his ass off and
           | took necessary risks to succeed.
        
             | dghlsakjg wrote:
             | I'm fine with fusion foods, and borrowing from different
             | cultures to make something new.
             | 
             | The problem with Momofuku Goods (No idea about ther
             | resaturant group) is that they aren't even good to the
             | unrefined palate. I'm not particularly tuned into the asian
             | cuisines that he specializes in, but I can tell you that
             | his packaged noodles are pretty middling even by grocery
             | store ramen standards.
        
         | jancsika wrote:
         | To complete the LARP[1], would you mind finding a boomer-age
         | Korean father and complaining jealously about his "white-
         | person's version of Korean food?"
         | 
         | 1: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parable_of_the_Prodigal_Son
        
       | jppope wrote:
       | Ignoring the explicit text which everyone seems to be overly
       | concerned with... I'm not really worried about that. The article
       | makes you think for a second...
       | 
       | The thing I like about this article is that you should be
       | concerned with these things. You should make active decisions
       | about quality, culture, integrity, the way you produce things,
       | etc. You should not skip to "the long, hard, stupid way" or the
       | shortcut in your proprietary process without consideration. Even
       | the thought that there could be more value in an inefficient
       | process is worth considering if you haven't before.
        
       | xivzgrev wrote:
       | I needed to read the article a few times - the quotes from David
       | are a bit vague.
       | 
       | His presented focus is on great experiences for the customer,
       | which demands high operational excellence from his team. His team
       | found a reasonable way to save time, but his reaction was that's
       | the wrong focus. Focusing on saving time will eventually hurt the
       | customer experience (like advertising models lead to
       | enshittification), even if this particular one doesn't.
       | 
       | So they need to re-orient this - either go back to the hard way,
       | or justify the easy way in terms of the customer. To quote, "they
       | wanted to sandbag it, they needed to figure out how they would
       | make up for the lost energy elsewhere."
        
       | skybrian wrote:
       | I'm generally in favor of "cheap and cheerful" - that is,
       | friendly efficiency. Doing elaborately inefficient things to
       | justify higher prices is a turnoff.
       | 
       | Unfortunately, from a restaurant's point of view, they may care
       | about customer satisfaction, but their incentives are to get more
       | money per visit. A lot of things restaurants do make more sense
       | from that perspective.
       | 
       | For example, large portions can be seen as a way to justify
       | moderately higher prices while keeping customers feeling like
       | they got good value for their money. Elaborate, unnecessary
       | service is a way to justify really high prices.
       | 
       | And nowadays they care less about perception, so they just add
       | extra changes.
        
       | jrm4 wrote:
       | "I didn't care about fooling the diners."
       | 
       | See, _that 's_ the moment you've lost the plot. That's where, for
       | me, I realized this article may have been dancing around a good
       | idea, it ultimately fails.
       | 
       | This is the most important question of THE WHOLE THING.
       | 
       | Is it fair or good to FOOL THE DINERS? Would the diners even
       | care?
       | 
       | These are the only two important questions, and he kind of ducked
       | them.
        
       | joshcsimmons wrote:
       | David Chang is the guy who sent cease and desist letters to other
       | manufacturers selling chili crunch, a condiment that existed long
       | before he was born. Maybe that is the "long, hard, stupid way"
        
         | tmoertel wrote:
         | My understanding is that another company owned the Chili Crunch
         | trademark and took enforcement action against David Chang's
         | company when it started selling products under that name. As
         | part of the settlement, Chang's company ended up purchasing the
         | trademark. As one of the obligations of owning a trademark is
         | to enforce its use in the marketplace, Chang's lawyers did just
         | that. But after blowback in the press, Chang arranged for the
         | other brands to also use the trademark.
         | 
         | Here's a summary from NBC News:
         | 
         | https://www.nbcnews.com/news/asian-america/david-chang-momof...
        
           | bigstrat2003 wrote:
           | > As one of the obligations of owning a trademark is to
           | enforce its use in the marketplace, Chang's lawyers did just
           | that.
           | 
           | There is no such obligation. Yes, if you don't enforce a
           | trademark you can lose it, but it isn't like you will be
           | subject to fines or something if you don't. This is a
           | ridiculously generic trademark that never should've been
           | granted, and if Chang (or his lawyers) were good, decent
           | people they would've just let it be. The trademark would've
           | lapsed, and everything would've been fine.
        
             | tmoertel wrote:
             | > There is no such obligation. Yes, if you don't enforce a
             | trademark you can lose it...
             | 
             | Your second sentence kinda refutes the first, doesn't it?
             | 
             | I mean, if your company gets a cease-and-desist demand from
             | the owners of the Chili Crunch trademark, and ends up
             | buying the trademark to continue running your business, it
             | seems like a Pretty Bad Idea to not hold on to that
             | trademark.
             | 
             | I know you think the trademark should never have been
             | granted, but the USPTO _did_ grant it, and Chang 's company
             | did get a C&D from the grantee. So, if Chang's company ever
             | let that trademark go (e.g., to be "good, decent people,"
             | as you suggest), the history of this particular matter
             | suggests that someone else could easily pick the trademark
             | up, and probably would (not everyone is "good, decent
             | people," right?), and would then start sending cease-and-
             | desist demands to extract fees.
             | 
             | So I'm having a hard time faulting Chang's lawyers for
             | avoiding the obvious trap.
        
       | jarule wrote:
       | Is the presentation bird alive or dead? What is "fired" in this
       | context? Is the presentation bird unrested? What does "rested"
       | mean in this context? Why does the kitchen need to "butcher" the
       | chicken that's "rested"? Doesn't that mean the rested chicken is
       | still alive? What does "slowing" the other, presumably
       | presentation, chicken mean?
        
         | Spellman wrote:
         | The presentation bird is still dead and cooked.
         | 
         | A dish being "fired" means finish the cooking process, eg put
         | into the fire.
         | 
         | When a meat comes out hot from the cooking process, it needs to
         | "rest" a certain amount of time for the temperature to even out
         | and the juices to be reabsorbed before being sliced/butchered.
         | This is time that the diners now need to wait before they get
         | their meal.
         | 
         | So, in David Chang's model, when the dish is ordered a
         | prepared, dead chicken is "fired" and heated so that it
         | finishes cooking. Then, while hot and still in the pot,
         | presented to the diners. It's taken back, must rest outside of
         | the hot boiling pot, and then is sliced into pieces and plated
         | to be served and eaten by the guests. The remaining carcass is
         | supposed to then be boiled down into a stock for a 3rd dish.
         | 
         | However, the resting and boiling steps could be skipped. Why
         | does it all have to be the exact same chicken!? Have a
         | presentation bird, another that is fired and rested (while the
         | other is presented) you can carve and serve quicker, and make a
         | large amount of bulk stock that can be served on order. The
         | only difference is you don't have the exact same bird going
         | through the whole 3 steps to the diners and instead have the 1.
         | dead cooked presentation bird, 2. the carved bird, and 3. stock
         | from a bird from yesterday.
        
         | munificent wrote:
         | _> Is the presentation bird alive or dead?_
         | 
         | Dead and boiled.
         | 
         |  _> What is  "fired" in this context?_
         | 
         | In cooking, that can mean applying direct heat in any number of
         | ways. In this guess, I'm guessing that it means finishing (i.e.
         | doing a last small amount of cooking for color and texture) the
         | bird by roasting or searing.
         | 
         |  _> Is the presentation bird unrested? What does  "rested" mean
         | in this context?_
         | 
         | In cooking, resting means to remove the item from heat and let
         | it sit for a while. Food cooks from the outside in so the
         | surface temperature can be much higher than the internal
         | temperature. Resting gives some time for those to equalize. It
         | lets the inside finish cooking using the residual heat on the
         | surface.
         | 
         |  _> Why does the kitchen need to  "butcher" the chicken that's
         | "rested"?_
         | 
         | It's a boiled whole chicken. After it's rested, it gets broken
         | down into parts that the diner can eat. For chicken, that's
         | usually breasts, thighs, wings, and legs/drumsticks.
         | 
         |  _> What does  "slowing" the other, presumably presentation,
         | chicken mean?_
         | 
         | Resting and breaking down a chicken takes time, especially
         | resting. By having a separate presentation chicken, it means
         | the staff can be simultaneously resting some _other_ cooked
         | chicken and butchering it while the presenetation is being
         | paraded around.
        
       | searine wrote:
       | Been very unimpressed with his restaurants and more-so by his
       | personality. This hard/stupid blog post just reinforces that.
        
       | mcbrit wrote:
       | Many chefs go on about this; I don't see anything unique or
       | insightful in the article.
       | 
       | Personally, I think the Japanese ryokan tradition is amazing.
       | It's obsessive food, and you /can/ taste the difference. I
       | thought it was mindblowing even as a 20-sth dude in the early
       | 2000s that grew up with Zagats in Atlanta.
       | 
       | The difference is spending 30 minutes (Chang) vs 30 years
       | (ryokan).
        
       | djaouen wrote:
       | The reality he is trying to describe is that COOKING is ART. You
       | _could_ take the shortcut of skipping technique and realism and
       | go straight to splashing paint on a page, but that wouldn 't be
       | ART. You have to EARN YOUR STRIPES before you can do something
       | like that.
        
       | 0xbadcafebee wrote:
       | There's also the long, hard, smart way. You can focus on making
       | things excellent in a way that it actually gets easier over time.
       | It depends on your goals.
        
       | canucker2016 wrote:
       | I have lived the story from "Eat A Peach" at the end of the
       | article.
       | 
       | My family were regulars at a local Chinese restaurant for years.
       | 
       | One of the dishes we usually ordered was Peking Duck.
       | 
       | First, the waiter brought out the cooked duck on a trolley and
       | carved up the duck, arranging the cut pieces of duck meat on a
       | dish. The duck meat, pancakes/tortillas, sauce, and condiments
       | were placed on the table.
       | 
       | At this point, the duck carcass was taken back to the kitchen to
       | be prepared for the second dish - this restaurant just carved up
       | the duck carcass and brought out the cut up duck carcass as a
       | second dish.
       | 
       | My family were never that interested in the remaining pieces of
       | duck since there was little meat on them.
       | 
       | Instead, my dad would ask the waiter to be given the duck carcass
       | to take home so my dad could prepare the remaining duck meat his
       | way (call him old school).
       | 
       | One time, after the Peking duck was presented and my dad had been
       | given the duck carcass for later enjoyment, another waiter came
       | out holding a dish filled with cut up pieces of duck.
       | 
       | But OUR duck that we ordered was in a bag near my dad.
       | 
       | The waiter claimed that the duck dish was for our table.
       | 
       | So where had the duck for the dish come from?
        
         | niceguy1827 wrote:
         | I've had similar dinning experience, where they would take the
         | carcass and prepare a soup from it after carving meat. However,
         | they didn't promise that your soup would only come from your
         | duck. I got interested because if I had to prepare that soup by
         | myself it would have taken at least one hour, but they brought
         | it out in 10 minutes.
        
       | qwertytyyuu wrote:
       | I'm looking at games and all the hacks the do in the name of
       | efficiency.
        
       | challenger-derp wrote:
       | > And ultimately I think being a chef is one of the hardest jobs
       | to motivate people because there's no lure of a giant paycheck or
       | bonus or stock options. You're really trying to teach someone to
       | better themselves through their own personal integrity.
       | 
       | 1. jobs that are monetarily incentivized in this way are quite
       | common though.
       | 
       | 2. for certain kinds of jobs, if an employer desires employees to
       | go the "long, hard, stupid way" while short-cuts lie in plain
       | sight, the employer might wish to incorporate forms of incentives
       | and disincentives into their payout system rather than rely on
       | their employee to "just do it".
        
       | eps wrote:
       | > _You're really trying to teach someone to better themselves
       | through their own personal integrity._
       | 
       | I am subbed to /r/KitchenConfidential sub (a place where chefs
       | and kitchen staff hang around) and there is a constant trickle of
       | anecdotes of Chang being one of the greatest a*holes they have
       | ever worked for.
       | 
       | He doesn't _teach_. He screams, denigrates and have anger
       | episodes that keep everyone in the kitchen in a constant state of
       | fear.
       | 
       | For example -
       | https://www.reddit.com/r/KitchenConfidential/comments/1c3l66...*
        
         | teractiveodular wrote:
         | Commercial kitchens are incredibly high pressure workplaces and
         | many famous chefs are also assholes. It doesn't excuse Chang,
         | but there's definitely a certain personality type that's drawn
         | to and can function in these environments.
        
           | taeric wrote:
           | This "high pressure workplace" has always struck me as crazy.
           | I grant that it looks true from the anecdotes, but it also
           | seems that the vast majority of the pressure is self created.
           | Often times specifically created by that second point, that
           | many famous chefs are assholes.
           | 
           | Worse, as most of their asshole behavior seems to stem from
           | the fact that they are buckling under pressure. Pressure that
           | they themselves are causing.
        
             | wnc3141 wrote:
             | I've always wondered about this. Apart from the small fine
             | dining market, people just want decent food at a decent
             | price and timeliness.
        
               | taeric wrote:
               | But I am right that the general narrative is definitely
               | that kitchen help staff is a high stress job? I just
               | don't get it.
               | 
               | Now I'm curious if this is reputation that is legit, or
               | just one that everyone parrots. :(
        
         | __loam wrote:
         | Ironically I've heard Gordon Ramsey is actually a pretty swell
         | guy despite the impression some of his shows give. You can see
         | it when he's trying to genuinely empathize with the people on
         | kitchen nightmares and actually help them, or when he goes to a
         | place like remote India to try any chutney and he's being
         | extremely respectful to the local culture. He gets passionate
         | and angry but there's little condescension unless you're a
         | professional chef who should know better and he's playing it up
         | for the camera.
        
           | esperent wrote:
           | Is this actually substantiated by people who've worked with
           | him? Or is it put out by his PR team? Because I've also
           | _heard_ this several times, but only through comments like
           | this on the internet.
        
             | chausen wrote:
             | He has been on shows where he's an ass and shows where he
             | is not. Watching both, it seems like the former is
             | purposely done for the drama and latter is closer to what
             | he's actually like. Who knows what he's like with no
             | cameras in an actual kitchen, and maybe it's just because
             | he's older now, but it seems to me that the majority of
             | content he's in he seems really nice.
        
             | tayo42 wrote:
             | Iirc his UK shows are turned down alot. Though I guess
             | either the US or the UK personality could be the fake one
             | lol
        
       | hanwenn wrote:
       | Both David Chang and his staff are ridiculous.
       | 
       | Different parts of the bird take different times to cook, so for
       | food quality, cooking a bird as a whole makes no sense: either
       | the breasts are overcooked, or the thighs are undercooked. There
       | is just one reason, which is that cooking the animal whole makes
       | for an arresting presentation. Then, you'd carve the animal
       | tableside (like is done for Peking duck, see one of the other
       | comments).
       | 
       | This requires having waitstaff that can carve a bird or having
       | cooks that are presentable to the guests, and extra space in the
       | dining room.
       | 
       | Clearly, David Chang is taking a shortcut already by carving the
       | chicken in the kitchen.
        
       | langsoul-com wrote:
       | This is actually quite a good point. A single person taking
       | shortcuts is not bad, but certain things are done in a particular
       | way for good reason.
       | 
       | One shortcut today is another tomorrow and the day after. It's
       | not about the single person either, but rather the culture
       | itself.
       | 
       | Now this is different from improving processes or efficiencies.
       | The incentives and motivations also matter. Take a large group 1
       | hour before the restaurant closes. For the staff, it's shit, why
       | didn't they come earlier. But for the restaurant it's great news,
       | more money and potential repeat customers.
        
       | ChrisMarshallNY wrote:
       | _> I was terrified of our culture stagnating._
       | 
       | That's something I can relate to.
       | 
       | A lot of my personal "secret sauce" is _habit_ , and a lot of
       | habit is synonymous with _motivation_.
       | 
       | I find that establishing great habits has a kernel of great
       | motivation.
       | 
       | Sometimes, I just do something a certain way, because of the way
       | it makes me _feel_. No other reason.
       | 
       | Personal satisfaction and Integrity are vital parts of all that I
       | do, and these come from a lifetime of experience.
       | 
       | I heard a great quote from a friend of mine, recently, who is a
       | retired union exec:
       | 
       |  _What's the substitute for 30 years of experience?
       | 
       | There is none._
        
       | supportengineer wrote:
       | I'm a big fan of high-end restaurants, but you don't need to show
       | me the food and take it away and then bring it back.
       | 
       | I think he needs a better way to authenticate the chicken. Maybe
       | he can use the blockchain to show proof of work.
        
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