[HN Gopher] Dogs can remember names of toys years after not seei...
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       Dogs can remember names of toys years after not seeing them, study
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       Author : pseudolus
       Score  : 307 points
       Date   : 2024-09-04 01:27 UTC (4 days ago)
        
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       | AStonesThrow wrote:
       | At work I often learned the full names and other details about
       | dozens of coworkers, customers, whatever, even if I didn't need
       | to know.
       | 
       | A few years after leaving wherever, I begin to forget even the
       | simplest names, and I consider this as a blessing, as if Agent K
       | set the flashy-thing in my eyes and I've returned to an ordinary
       | life.
        
         | dboreham wrote:
         | For me typically some attribute remains in memory after the
         | name fades: "white-teeth marketing dude" or "guy obsessed with
         | keyboards". I suppose that's how names started: Miller,
         | Shepard, etc. As a corollary to this if I'm going into a
         | business situation where I think it would be useful to be
         | remembered, I'll try to wear something notable -- brightly
         | colored shoes, something like that. Imagining the other parties
         | discussing "that bloke, what was his name?? who? Um, the one
         | with the orange shoes. Oh yes".
        
           | card_zero wrote:
           | Nathan Whitetoothdouche, Jeff Analkeyboards. But isn't the
           | orange shoes thing a classic spy tactic to get people to
           | ignore your face? Now _all_ they remember about you is your
           | shoes. Wear different ones another time, and you 're a
           | stranger.
        
           | bitwize wrote:
           | I once interviewed for a job with a small group of people,
           | all at once. To keep them all straight in my head before I
           | learned their names I gave each a mental nickname based on
           | their appearance: Red Hair, Taller Than My Dad, Jack Sparrow
           | (he had hollow cheeks and a dark unkempt beard).
           | 
           | Taller Than My Dad turned out to be comp.lang.c FAQ
           | maintainer, Steve Summit.
        
             | TomK32 wrote:
             | Did you rename you Dad to half-way-to-Summit?
        
             | shepherdjerred wrote:
             | This is straight out of The Office
             | 
             | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcksTKoZMts&t=178
        
           | tsimionescu wrote:
           | Official family names like Miller etc are a quite modern
           | phenomenon for the majority of people, an aspect of a more
           | formal and powerful state apparatus.
           | 
           | Traditional names are the first names, and these have been
           | less direct for a very long time. First names are assigned in
           | childhood and used for most of your life, so they are rarely
           | related to your occupation. Much of Europe, America, and the
           | Middle East of course use mostly the names of religious
           | figures, but even in societies that didn't adopt foreign
           | names, given names are typically words that evoke some
           | positive aspiration, such as well liked/respected animals or
           | plants.
           | 
           | Of course, sometimes people would be known by other names as
           | well.
        
             | shepherdjerred wrote:
             | Related:
             | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nominative_determinism
        
         | TomK32 wrote:
         | Four-and-a-half years ago I started a new job and used Anki to
         | learn all the names and faces of my ~100 coworkers, thankfully
         | we had some internal directory that I did use as a data source.
         | It worked great! Then the pandemic hit... I left the company
         | three years ago and now could remember maybe five names if I
         | met them.
        
         | pnut wrote:
         | One of the guiding principles in my household is that people
         | will generally forgive, but they will never forget the way you
         | made them feel.
        
         | at_a_remove wrote:
         | Not good with people, I had developed a facade full of weird
         | coping mechanisms as I attempted to fake not being tremendously
         | shy and avoidant of rejection. I was just into my twenties,
         | working at a dating service as a kind of factotum (data entry,
         | but also shooting and editing videos, networking, and
         | reception). Inadvertently, the relevant details of all of our
         | members just ... grafted themselves onto my hapless brain.
         | Names, height, weight, job, member number, video number, and so
         | forth. Employees began to call me rather than look people up in
         | the directory, but I liked to greet people when they came in
         | rather than having them fumble for their card. One conversation
         | went like this:
         | 
         | Me: Hello, $Firstname! No need for the card, I know your number
         | is seventeen forty-two. It's been about six months since you've
         | been in, let me get into the computer and get your activity
         | printed.
         | 
         | Him: You know me?
         | 
         | Me: Just by your picture. [ _idle chatter mode initiated_ as I
         | wait for the printer]. Say, you 've lost about ten pounds.
         | That's down to one-sixty, right? I'll make a note to update
         | your profile.
         | 
         | Him: [shifting uncomfortably] I was really one-eighty but I
         | fudged it, so now it is accurate.
         | 
         | Me: So, how's the insurance business?
         | 
         | Him: You remember that?
         | 
         | Me: [ _continuing on like a chipper but oblivious robot_ ] Our
         | members are important!
         | 
         | Him: I'll buy you a steak dinner if you can tell me my
         | birthday.
         | 
         | Me: July thirty-first, nineteen forty-four.
         | 
         | I let him off the steak dinner thing.
         | 
         | I am not good with people and it took me a long time to learn
         | that, although people like to be _recognized_ and known to some
         | degree, huge amounts of detail retained over long periods, or
         | remembering even singular encounters with high fidelity freaks
         | some folks out. Somewhere along the line, I had mechanically
         | applied the  "remember people's names" advice from books like
         | _How to Win Friends and Influence People_ and must have figured
         | if some is good, more is better, then used the few strengths I
         | had, but instead ended up setting off people 's "information
         | asymmetry" threat detection and/or Who Is This Freak.
         | 
         | Now I clamp down and try not to blurt out recognizing someone
         | from decades back, even though I am, like a puppy, happy to see
         | a person from long ago once more. When I make jokes that I am
         | like a golden retriever, I am kidding on the square.
        
       | nanna wrote:
       | My parents dog tends to not eat his food unless they start
       | pretending that his friend poppy, who died years ago and who used
       | to love eating his food, is at the door. He panics and eats up
       | his bowl, lifting his head up anxiously to look at the door every
       | few mouthfuls.
        
         | sova wrote:
         | Poppy's here!
        
         | bongodongobob wrote:
         | That's kind of fucked up. They're reinforcing the fact that he
         | should be worried about his food. They're training him to be
         | anxious. If he doesn't want to eat, there's no reason to make
         | him. He'll eat when he's hungry.
        
           | dboreham wrote:
           | Perhaps once it's in the model, it's so hard to re-train that
           | the animal will starve itself in service of the training
           | data?
        
             | morkalork wrote:
             | I'm pretty sure if you leave a dog alone with a bowl of
             | food long enough, they'll eat it.
        
             | jjtheblunt wrote:
             | natural selection i think overrides that idea, but i also
             | thought the same idea at first, and we have 5 rescues, so i
             | should know better.
        
             | bongodongobob wrote:
             | That's absurd. My dog likes to drink "outside water" so
             | much to the point where he won't drink out of his bowl.
             | After we come back for a walk he wants to run to the back
             | yard and drink out of his puddle. I don't want him to do
             | that. So I don't let him out. He'll whine a bit and paw at
             | the door but eventually he gives up and drinks out of his
             | bowl. Not dying from thirst or lack of food is an instinct
             | that every living organism has.
        
           | margalabargala wrote:
           | I don't disagree, especially if they do that every day.
           | 
           | There are some times when as humans, we have knowledge that
           | the dog needs to eat now, because they won't have a chance
           | later, for example if going on some trip with the dog where
           | feeding later would be inconvenient. In those cases it's
           | useful to have this trick available.
        
             | SkyPuncher wrote:
             | Or, you just skip a meal. Dog won't die from being hungry.
        
           | nutrie wrote:
           | Dogs aren't exactly wild animals. They've picked up lots of
           | bad habits along the way, due to selective breeding, not
           | having to hunt for food, and whatnot. I used to have a
           | caucasian shepherd, among other dogs we've had in our family,
           | and as she started aging, it had become gradually quite
           | difficult to keep her weight in check. "Forcing" her eat less
           | and more frequently did the trick. She had hip dysplasia, so
           | it was either this or put her to sleep. She got used to it
           | eventually. Some dogs tend to overeat (apparently labradors
           | have a problem here, some boxers too, from top of my head),
           | some don't. Letting them choose may or may not be the right
           | strategy. The owner should be smart and responsible enough to
           | figure it out. But that's a different issue altogether.
        
             | admax88qqq wrote:
             | All your examples were about dogs overeating, which I don't
             | think anyone would disagree dogs can do. But I think it's
             | pretty rare for dogs to _under_ eat and to need to trick
             | them into eating their food.
        
               | nutrie wrote:
               | It's not uncommon at all. Take toothache, for example.
               | The catch is they can't tell you, and we are terrible at
               | reading the subtle signs.
        
               | wizzwizz4 wrote:
               | Some dogs can communicate such things. Bunny (of _What
               | About Bunny_ ) can vaguely, imprecisely, communicate
               | "some kind of pain somewhere" using a button-activated
               | buzzer system. She can sometimes name the approximate
               | location of the pain after a minute or two of thought.
               | (See
               | https://redirect.invidious.io/watch?v=RN_ZpyS6Fkc&t=34 )
               | 
               | I have _no idea_ how you 'd get "I'm in pain" from the
               | associated body language; but, then again, I'm not a dog.
               | In this case there were behavioural cues, but I don't
               | know how I'd tell if there weren't.
        
               | risenshinetech wrote:
               | Pretty sure a dog will eat through a toothache too, but
               | no one has mentioned anything remotely like this
               | situation. You're bending over backwards to rationalize
               | the really odd behavior of invoking a dead puppy friend
               | to encourage a dog to eat. They will eat when they're
               | hungry.
               | 
               | And in your strange example, if this dog wasn't eating
               | due to a toothache, the parents are forcing the dog to
               | anxiously eat through the pain of a toothache.
        
         | jasoneckert wrote:
         | My dog (who recently passed away at the age of 13) used to do
         | something similar. When she was a puppy, she spilled her food
         | bowl and I swept it up with a broom. And since then, whenever
         | we wanted her to eat her food, we'd just bring out the broom
         | and start sweeping the kitchen floor - she'd immediately start
         | eating her food, watching the broom nervously, because she's
         | seen it eat her food before.
        
           | risenshinetech wrote:
           | Why were you forcing your dog to eat food?
        
           | SuperHeavy256 wrote:
           | "because she's seen it eat her food before" adorable!
        
           | nanna wrote:
           | Condolences. Losing a dog of thirteen years is heartbreaking
        
       | fuzzythinker wrote:
       | It's not too surprising as they (in movies and also my dog)
       | respond well after years to just the call of names of people they
       | had a deeper relationship with. So if we associate the name of a
       | toy, eg. "go get the penguin" and they played with it for long
       | period of time, it makes sense that they form a relationship with
       | the toy as well and had memories of it. Dogs dream (I imagine the
       | noise and movements they make while sleeping are dreams), and I
       | won't doubt they dream about owners playing with them and calling
       | out the toy's name and thus reinforcing the name in their
       | memories.
        
         | washadjeffmad wrote:
         | I think the key difference isn't the memory, but the recall.
         | Humans can recall memories at will, while dogs often require a
         | prompt or stimulus, and there's not a clear indication that
         | they're self-recalling information to think about things beyond
         | a period of persistence.
         | 
         | That's not diminutive of them, more a reflection that we've
         | been selecting dogs for this behavior and other "breed traits"
         | (which I think of as specific hereditary OCD) for thousands of
         | years, so it makes sense they're primed for this from a
         | context- or direction-giver.
         | 
         | It's why if you teach a dog a trick that it's still able to
         | recall years later, it won't go off and practice it on its own
         | or teach it to other dogs.
        
           | Laaas wrote:
           | I don't think I can recall memories at will. They pop up when
           | I get cues.
        
       | petepete wrote:
       | I've had my Labrador for 12 years, she was about 1 when we
       | rescued her.
       | 
       | In the first week I was walking her and passed a bus stop mainly
       | used by school kids. There's a small wall behind it and she
       | dashed around and emerged with half a sausage roll hanging out of
       | her mouth.
       | 
       | To this day, every time we pass that spot she enthusiastically
       | pulls and goes round to inspect.
        
         | fracus wrote:
         | That poor dog will be perpetually disappointed. You should hide
         | some sausage there every once in a while before your walks.
        
           | mikestew wrote:
           | Reminds me of the search and rescue dogs used for finding
           | people in collapsed buildings after, say, an earthquake.
           | Apparently the dogs get depressed after finding nothing but
           | dead people, so the humans seed the rubble once in a while
           | with a live human for the dogs to find.
           | 
           | https://allcreatureslargeandsmall.wordpress.com/2011/09/09/t.
           | ..
           | 
           | "As time passes without survivors found, search-and-rescue
           | dogs -- especially those trained to find living people --
           | experience increased stress and depression. One way this is
           | mitigated is for handlers and trainers to stage mock "finds"
           | so that the dogs can feel successful."
        
             | TomK32 wrote:
             | Just like me when I fix a bug within a minute by pure
             | chance... I need those easy wins.
        
               | ericmcer wrote:
               | Ha yeah seriously.
               | 
               | That makes me think of a managerial strategy that
               | involves feeding a low performing employee softball tasks
               | and praising them for completing them. Once they are
               | convinced they are highly competent slowly start ramping
               | up the complexity.
        
               | SmellTheGlove wrote:
               | I do this with new people. Being new somewhere is a skill
               | a lot of people I've hired don't have. I toss them some
               | meatballs so they can get a couple of quick, visible
               | wins. You figure you hired them because they know what
               | they're doing, so help them establish their confidence
               | early on. I highly recommend doing this.
        
             | 082349872349872 wrote:
             | The way I've heard avalanche dogs are trained here is that
             | they are rewarded for accurate information, so in principle
             | they ought to be as satisfied with their job after finding
             | "no people" or "dead person" as well as "live person".
        
               | dmurray wrote:
               | But in their training they find living people. During
               | real disasters, there might not be time to focus on
               | rewarding the dog.
        
               | wizzwizz4 wrote:
               | Dogs are social creatures. These dogs are _well_ aware of
               | humans as fellow social creatures. Constantly finding
               | _dead people_ might be inherently distressing, in the
               | same way it 'd be distressing to constantly find dead
               | dogs.
        
               | mlyle wrote:
               | There's funny things at play even beyond training
               | effects, most likely. Even leaving aside that finding a
               | dead person might be something that inherently triggers
               | avoidance.
               | 
               | People screening luggage for bombs/knives/etc do
               | significantly better if you show them a picture of a bad
               | bag every now and then. Often these systems are used to
               | monitor screener performance, but _even if you just show
               | them the picture now and then with "this is a test, no
               | action is required"_ they do better.
               | 
               | Being primed with things relative to the task improves
               | human performance, and I'd expect it would work in
               | smarter animals, too.
        
             | sph wrote:
             | I am half serious and wondering if they do the same for
             | drug-sniffing dogs.
        
               | oldman_peter wrote:
               | When I'm banging my head against a problem too long I'll
               | do a small task to have a small success. Same thing I
               | guess.
        
         | switch007 wrote:
         | I've never understood people who say dogs are hard to train.
         | They are SO motivated by food
        
           | brcmthrowaway wrote:
           | Which is depressingly animalistic.
        
             | vlovich123 wrote:
             | How so? Humans are very much the same way in many years,
             | particularly as children.
        
               | pxc wrote:
               | Food is a primary reinforcers for all species. Neither
               | humans nor dogs are special in that respect. I don't see
               | why anyone should find that depressing.
               | 
               | Spend some time training dogs and you'll also find both
               | that food motivation can vary quite a bit (some dogs are
               | more interested in toys than food, for instance) and also
               | that it's quite possible to train dogs without always
               | relying on a food reward.
               | 
               | Generally the deeper you go with understanding and
               | training dog behavior, the more you realize how the same
               | learning theory that informs scientific dog training also
               | describes human behavior. (Imo it also reveals
               | deficiencies in thinking in terms of learning
               | theory/behaviorism alone; idk how you could work closely
               | with animals and seriously believe they lack cognition.)
        
             | asimovfan wrote:
             | We are also the same. We are out for food, the rest is just
             | talk..
        
             | swatcoder wrote:
             | What do you mean by that?
             | 
             | Of course sharing food is a way to build social bonding and
             | positively motivate social conformance. It is with people
             | too, which is why it's so natural for us to carry it over
             | to our relationship with dogs.
             | 
             | How or why is that depressing?
             | 
             | It's _good_ that we crave what helps us thrive and that we
             | can recognize who makes it easy for us to have more, and
             | there 's a beautiful elegance to that fact that so many
             | creatures share the trait, across such diverse lineages as
             | birds, reptiles, fish, arthropods, mammals, etc
             | 
             | Isn't that inspiring, rather than depressing?
        
               | qwertox wrote:
               | I ride a lot of bike. I love it when dog owners see
               | someone approaching on a bike, tell their dog to sit and
               | give him a treat. These dogs will then stop when they
               | notice a bike approaching while the owner is distracted.
               | I am always so grateful that I say thank you to the
               | owners.
               | 
               | Then there are those who just don't care to train their
               | dogs.
        
               | lostlogin wrote:
               | > Then there are those who just don't care to train their
               | dogs.
               | 
               | There is a worse option.
               | 
               | The thin extending dog lead at maximum extension while
               | walking the dog in twilight on a cycle path. What could
               | go wrong?
        
               | JansjoFromIkea wrote:
               | I tripped over one of these in central London where it
               | abruptly started raining heavily and the owner ran off in
               | one direction while the dog went in another.
               | 
               | Got some doubts about the value of those leads in
               | general; surely it just means the dog has no gauge at all
               | in how far they can go in any direction?
        
               | jvm___ wrote:
               | I assumed someone was doing this to me on a sunset run
               | along a paved path. Human standing on one side of the
               | path, small dog in the grass on the side, so I cut my
               | running closer to the dog.
               | 
               | It wasn't a dog, it was a skunk. Fortunately it didn't
               | seem threatened and just waddled away.
        
           | jumploops wrote:
           | Not all dogs are motivated by food.
           | 
           | Our high energy, water-loving, labradoodle is only motivated
           | by one thing: frisbee.
        
             | switch007 wrote:
             | IME all are...
             | 
             | Labradoodles are loopy, like most of the bred-for-instagram
             | breeds. Got to expect the abnormal
        
               | drewmol wrote:
               | Some generations of labradoodles are hypoallergenic from
               | my understanding.
        
               | radnor wrote:
               | There are no hypoallergenic dogs. There are _degrees_ to
               | which dogs shed, but it 's not specific to any one breed
               | and can vary wildly.
               | 
               | https://www.akc.org/dog-breeds/hypoallergenic-dogs/
        
               | llamaimperative wrote:
               | Pretty much every dog trainer in the world will tell you
               | different dogs are motivated to different degrees by
               | different things. Very weird point to argue on.
               | 
               | I have two purebred poodles (not bred for Instagram) and
               | one is highly motivated by food, the other will decline
               | treats pretty often, even treats we know he really loves.
               | This is not super atypical of poodles.
               | 
               | And to put another layer of complication on your
               | dismissal of other people's challenges training dogs: the
               | _not_ food-motivated one is _way_ easier to train.
        
               | bitexploder wrote:
               | Well, I have a lab that is not. She is however motivated
               | by fetch. She is not very smart as labs go, but she would
               | move a mountain for you if it means one more toss of a
               | toy. If you have a toy food does not exist. She will
               | still do things for treats, but will also just decide not
               | to if it suits her :)
        
               | amarant wrote:
               | I have a xolo that has been diagnosed anorectic by a
               | veterinary. I'll agree it's not common tho, I didn't know
               | dogs could get such a diagnosis until my own dog got it
        
               | CleanRoomClub wrote:
               | I have a German Shepherd who isn't toy motivated, but
               | will climb mountains to play tug.
               | 
               | Don't assume your experience is universal, especially
               | when there's a lot of people telling you it isn't.
        
           | pseudostem wrote:
           | Neither did I, until I got this lovely idiot who's probably
           | bipolar and probably on the spectrum. They're motivated by
           | food, yes; and we're motivated by unconditional love.
        
           | mikestew wrote:
           | Most dogs are, yes. I train dogs at an animal shelter, and I
           | can tell you that not _all_ dogs are motivated by food. Some
           | will just turn their nose up at even the tastiest of treats.
           | Some of those dogs might rather have a pet on the head or
           | some praise. A rare few don't seem motivated by much of
           | anything.
           | 
           | But for the 80% case, yeah, grab some string cheese and a
           | clicker.[0]
           | 
           | [0] https://www.rover.com/blog/clicker-training-dogs/
        
             | switch007 wrote:
             | Perhaps overfed? Have owned dogs all my life, also trained
             | 4 rescues, and various friends' dogs and never yet met one
             | who can resist chicken. Relativity small sample size of
             | about 20 dogs I admit
        
               | llamaimperative wrote:
               | Perhaps all yours were underfed?
        
             | elawler24 wrote:
             | My dog is far more motivated by human attention than food.
             | There's only one food that he'll do anything for - freeze
             | dried chicken hearts.
        
           | SkyPuncher wrote:
           | Depends on the dog. I've trained two puppies this year.
           | 
           | The first one was stupid easy to train. Food motivated and
           | could be refocused in every situation with food. Picked up
           | commands quickly. Would do training basically any time of
           | day.
           | 
           | Second dog just stares at me if she doesn't want to be
           | trained or feels the task is too hard. When she gets
           | distracted, it doesn't matter how high of a reward I give,
           | she won't take it if she doesn't want it.
        
             | dmix wrote:
             | Yes the idea that all dogs are equal and it's just a
             | mattering of training is a very harmful idea. People get
             | soft about it though because they hit some cute/fuzzy
             | dopamine thing in their brain and don't take that reality
             | seriously.
        
               | glimshe wrote:
               | This is essentially the nature vs nurture debate, but for
               | dogs.
        
             | pxc wrote:
             | One trick that is popular in my family is to rest a treat
             | on the tip of a dog's nose, tell them to wait, count
             | silently for a few seconds, and then give them permission
             | to eat it. (My sister's dog does it every day after his
             | breakfast, and I recently had the pleasure of asking him to
             | perform this trick for me when they visited. :)
             | 
             | Anyhow, my favorite of the dogs from my childhood was
             | generally uninterested in what certain people wanted from
             | her. She was more motivated by praise and the sheer joy of
             | teamwork with her favorite people than by food.
             | 
             | So one day my mom (not one of this dog's favorites, through
             | no fault of her own) sets her up to do the trick: she asks
             | the dog to sit and places a treat on the dog's nose. The
             | dog slowly decides she'd actually rather do something else.
             | She tilts her head down towards the ground, the treat
             | slides off her nose, and she leisurely walks away.
        
               | ozim wrote:
               | Yeah that is why I think dogs that don't learn tricks are
               | the smart ones not the ones who obey on the first ask.
               | 
               | But humans want obedient dogs not ones that have their
               | own opinions :)
        
               | HumblyTossed wrote:
               | They're animals, you want predictable behavior (as much
               | as is possible - because they're animals).
        
               | fellowniusmonk wrote:
               | Eh, I had a Scottish terrier that was incredibly smart,
               | learned every trick on practically the first attempt,
               | then would just not do them again after mastery.
               | 
               | Independent, great explorer and hiker, hated clear
               | objects like she had an intifada against them and never
               | got into trouble or destroyed stuff.
               | 
               | She was a good dude and would have been less fun if she
               | was more obsequious or eager to please and predictable.
        
               | pxc wrote:
               | I think both very adoring dogs and rather challenging or
               | independent-minded dogs can be really precious in their
               | own ways.
               | 
               | My mom had a boxer who was absolutely obsessed with her
               | for his entire life. He was so eager to please her that
               | she would often cue certain (benign) behaviors by
               | accident, because he was always watching her to see if
               | there was anything for him to do with her. He was so
               | invested in figuring out what she wanted and in
               | impressing her that the gentlest scolding would crush
               | him-- it could easily ruin a whole training session.
               | 
               | The things my mom (who is legally blind) got that dog to
               | do were amazing. She (just a hobbyist) did dog sports
               | with him (competitive obedience and rally) and got titles
               | in advanced and intermediate levels. He did some
               | 'American trick dog' stuff where he would do really
               | gimmicky but pretty cute and impressive multi-step
               | tricks, like going outside to fetch the mail and bring it
               | back, or hopping into a suitcase, closing it on his own
               | head, and lying down. He had some routine tricks that
               | were pretty cool, like searching the house to collect all
               | of his toys and put them away. He worked as a therapy dog
               | in hospitals, where he was especially beloved by
               | children, who were invariably amused and pleased that
               | they could get a big, strange dog to do many tricks for
               | them. He'd also do some little assistance things for my
               | mom, like pick things up off the floor (if asked) so she
               | didn't have to get down on her hands and knees and pat
               | around to find them.
               | 
               | Unrelated to his training career, I'll never forget his
               | watchfulness and sweetness toward my tiny old chihuahua.
               | As you likely know, boxers can be extremely energetic
               | dogs, but he was a calm soul as far as boxers go. While
               | they didn't meet often, he had a special connection with
               | my little < 5lbs Chihuahua: she trusted his gentle nature
               | and he sympathized with her frustration with the antics
               | of my mom's younger boxer. When the young energetic one
               | wouldn't stop following my little one around, he'd trot
               | in between them and quietly create some distance for her.
               | My little old lady evidently appreciated this quite a
               | bit, so much so that it once caused my family a scare. We
               | always kept the big dogs and small dogs separated if the
               | big dogs were playing, or if we were out of the house, or
               | if no one was committed to supervising them. One day
               | after an outing my mom panicked a little when she
               | couldn't find my little old lady, and it turned out that
               | she, not wanting to be alone for the long duration of a
               | shopping trip and dinner, walked a couple steps down (at
               | her age and size she was quite apprehensive about stairs,
               | and typically would not cross even one or two steps) and
               | then _squeezed through the bars of a baby gate_ in order
               | to nestle into a dog bed with my mom 's dog. He was
               | really an incredible dog, and his gentle, agreeable,
               | social, other-oriented nature was certainly a big part of
               | that.
               | 
               | On the other hand, that little old lady of a Chihuahua,
               | when I met her, didn't know how to walk on a leash,
               | resource guarded laps and bit about it, and didn't
               | respond to my stupid attempts to scold her except by
               | mistrusting me and avoiding me. Learning how to
               | communicate her and win her over was one of the most
               | rewarding experiences of my life. By the end of her life
               | she was a dog I could trust around strangers, dog and
               | human, of all sizes and personalities, whom I could take
               | offleash anywhere, who would wait for my signal at a
               | crosswalk, who I could have lie down on some blankets on
               | a table where I was eating and trust her when I walked
               | out of the room, and whom I learned to read for the
               | tiniest signals: eye contact, pointing at what she wanted
               | with her eyes, inaudible growls/whines I could only feel
               | because she was in my lap, the 10 kinds of trembling that
               | comprise key terms in the Chihuahua language... and I
               | probably wouldn't have learned much of anything from her
               | if she hadn't demanded that _I_ come to _her_ and
               | understand her perspective and needs and wants first.
        
               | rowanG077 wrote:
               | What has food motivation or desire to please have to do
               | with intelligence? I view them as completely orthogonal.
               | A dog can be an idiot and not be food motivated or have a
               | desire to please and conversely a dog can be really smart
               | and be food motivated and eager to please.
        
               | ozim wrote:
               | Just like parent poster story - dog did not want treat
               | from person it did not like.
               | 
               | That's a smart dog, while I can imagine someone observing
               | such occurence calling the dog dumb.
        
             | hnick wrote:
             | A rule of thumb we were taught is half the food comes from
             | training (not to the point of cruelty, adjust the training
             | to be easier if needed so they get enough). You can adjust
             | per dog, but many people treat training rewards as "treats"
             | which are surplus to their needs, so greedy or food-loving
             | dogs (I would be one, as is our first dog) will take it but
             | others won't care.
             | 
             | High stress or emotional arousal or a distracting
             | environment will supersede this but it's a decent starting
             | point which people often miss. Luckily our second dog likes
             | play and praise so that gives us more options.
        
               | SkyPuncher wrote:
               | We used that for dog #1. Works great to be able to dole
               | out kibble for training.
               | 
               | Dog #2 just doesn't care. She eats the recommended daily
               | amount, but will take hours to finish a meal. Walking
               | away and coming back later. She just doesn't care about
               | food.
        
             | jghn wrote:
             | We have 2 french bulldogs. They're loosely related. one is
             | smart as a whip. One is dumb as hell.
             | 
             | The former, I'm not sure they'd remember toy names from 10
             | years ago but I've been impressed time after time after
             | time at her ability to understand the world around her.
             | 
             | THe latter, he's just lucky to remember how to walk down
             | the hall.
             | 
             | Sometimes it is the luck of the draw.
        
           | pennomi wrote:
           | Heck, I've got a food-motivated _cat_ and I've trained her to
           | do all kinds of tricks.
        
           | dr_kretyn wrote:
           | You have limited experience. Mine couldn't care less about
           | food if a ball was near it. We also missed her feeding a few
           | times and she never begged or reminded about the food. I
           | usually carry a bag of treats (her favourite) but sometimes
           | she refuses to eat them.
        
             | sva_ wrote:
             | Wolves naturally don't usually eat everyday either, we just
             | make dogs do it because we do it.
        
               | rkagerer wrote:
               | My dog must have missed the memo. He'll come over at
               | EXACTLY 6 o'clock (to the minute) to remind you about
               | dinner if it hasn't yet been served. He used to do the
               | same in the morning but eventually we reached a truce on
               | the concept of sleeping in from time to time.
        
               | OtomotO wrote:
               | That's why you never feed them at an exact time.
               | 
               | We have a time frame of roughly 3 hours in which we feed
               | the dog.
               | 
               | That way we can have a nice dinner too, go to a musical
               | etc. pp.
               | 
               | A friend of ours made the same mistake as you. His dog
               | becomes a real diva after 6pm, if she hasn't eaten
        
               | RoyalHenOil wrote:
               | I tried doing that with my dogs, but it led to them being
               | annoyingly clingy as their general dinner time approached
               | because they knew they could be fed suddenly at any time.
               | 
               | So I switched to using a phone alarm that marks when it's
               | time to feed the dogs. I can easily change the time it
               | rings to adjust their meal times, and they remain patient
               | because they know that they won't be fed until they hear
               | that sound.
        
               | sva_ wrote:
               | https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classical_conditioning
        
               | rkagerer wrote:
               | Are you implying _he 's_ conditioned _me_?
               | 
               | Out of curiosity we've tried to figure out if there's
               | some external cue he's relying on outside of a very
               | accurate internal 'clock', and haven't found any. He's
               | consistent even in the face of timezone changes and
               | travel across the country (and other mundane tricks
               | that'd eliminate stimulus like daylight cues), different
               | environments / homes (ruling out equipment / building /
               | neighbourhood noises), and different humans (in case his
               | usual companions unwittingly broadcast hints).
               | 
               | I'm forced to the conclusion he swallowed a Rolex at some
               | point.
               | 
               | My own schedule isn't particularly routine otherwise, so
               | it's actually not an unwelcome anchor. He does understand
               | and give up after a couple attempts if you tell him
               | 'later' or have an obvious reason for the delay. He's
               | intent, but not impolite.
               | 
               | We left him with a friend once for a few days who feeds
               | their own dog an hour earlier. The discovery that 5
               | o'clock dinnertime can be a thing completely rocked his
               | world. He tried to share this revolutionary breakthrough
               | with us but with limited success.
        
               | jzb wrote:
               | Wolves can eat 20lbs of meat in one meal. They're hunters
               | that eat their fill when food is present because there's
               | no guarantee they'll catch prey later. Not really a
               | reasonable comparison to a domesticated animal that's not
               | designed for feast/famine living.
        
           | suprjami wrote:
           | I have a dog who is so food-motivated that he gets distracted
           | by the chance of a treat and won't learn anything.
        
             | nozzlegear wrote:
             | Ha, I was going to say the same thing! We have a Black Lab
             | with the same problem, he's so motivated by food that he
             | gets tunnel vision and can't focus on anything but the
             | treat in our hands. Training him was tough.
        
           | powersnail wrote:
           | Being motivated to learn isn't equal to being effective at
           | learning. Not all dogs are prone to "understand" what the
           | training is about. Sometimes, they seem like they are eager
           | and ready to engage with your training, but then at the end
           | of the day, not really having learned anything.
        
           | NicoJuicy wrote:
           | Food, but play is better...
           | 
           | In many cases it's the owners fault, not being able to train
           | well
        
           | Propelloni wrote:
           | I agree, most dogs are not hard to train, but also not all of
           | them are motivated by food. We accidentally got a Kuvasz
           | (probably a mix, with 50cm at the shoulder she is a little
           | short for a pure breed) puppy eight years ago. That's a LGD
           | from Hungary. By "accidentally" I mean nobody in the shelter
           | knew what kind this white fuzzball was, but she liked us, we
           | liked her, so we took her home. It was quite the surprise
           | when we found out what we got there.
           | 
           | Anyhow, like many of her kind she is NOT into food. That made
           | training her in the beginning very difficult, because we knew
           | no other way back than. Even today, I always have to chuckle
           | when I try to give her a treat and she takes the treat very
           | gently from my hand and puts it down on the floor, like
           | saying "let me put it there for you." Of course, sometimes
           | she just eats it but you never know.
        
           | megatron2009 wrote:
           | We had a Samoyed who was completely uninterested in food. We
           | tried everything including treats, meat, peanut butter, what
           | not. It would not even touch that food and only eat when he
           | was hungry. He did love combing his hair a lot, walkies and
           | frisbee. So, in the first couple of months, we actually used
           | combing his hair and frisbee as a prize, despite our
           | reservations because his hair would develop knots. But he
           | learned extremely quickly and then we could let it go.
        
           | dkga wrote:
           | Dogs actually don't need food for training. It's an
           | effective, but "lazy" way to train dogs. The best practice is
           | behavioral, to show you are the leader in the dog's pack.
           | Then you won't need to ever give a treat for good behaviour.
           | And even in my case where I do give a treat some times, my
           | dog completely obeys me "organically". PS.: I'm a
           | veterinarian.
        
             | johnmaguire wrote:
             | There's certainly a degree of luck regarding a dog's
             | demeanor though. I have a BC / Beagle mix and started
             | training her with treats: she's highly food motivated!
             | 
             | Eventually I realized she also loves to please - and reason
             | things out herself - and the food was completely
             | unnecessary! No specific "dominance" training necessary.
        
               | dkga wrote:
               | That is actually my point: if your dog likes to please
               | you, it's because in part it sees you as a leader. It's
               | not so much (always) about specific training (and
               | definitely nothing resembling being an "alpha" in modern
               | parlance).
        
         | quectophoton wrote:
         | If you search "magic pie bush" you can find other similar
         | stories :)
        
           | Waterluvian wrote:
           | That felt like a dangerous Web query but I did it anyways and
           | that little story and the others people shared in comments
           | sections are great. Dogs are so wonderfully complexly simple.
        
           | HumblyTossed wrote:
           | That has NSFW written all over it.
        
             | quectophoton wrote:
             | I didn't realize how it sounded without context until it
             | was too late.
             | 
             | It's just people talking about (a screenshot of) a Twitter
             | post, quote:
             | 
             | > "A month ago Dusty found half a pie in this bush, so
             | every day until the end of time we must closely inspect the
             | Magic Pie Bush."
             | 
             | Mostly Reddit and one or two blog posts.
        
             | wiether wrote:
             | I read "had" instead of "has" and spent too much time
             | trying to find another explanation to the completely SFW I
             | found.
        
         | k4j8 wrote:
         | This one break area at work had some cookies sitting out one
         | time for people to grab. That was 6 months ago, but I still
         | check every time I pass it...
        
         | bionsystem wrote:
         | My grandfather's dog (some bastardized belgium shepherd) was
         | annoyed at some electric cable hanging too low in some place
         | where he would go for a walk ; after a storm the pylon fell a
         | bit and he would jump up and bite the cable (which was isolated
         | of course), and bark a lot at it.
         | 
         | Years later after everything was fixed, going to walk in this
         | area the dog would always look up at this exact spot and bark a
         | few times. Like "heck don't you dare coming low again I'm
         | watching you".
        
         | grujicd wrote:
         | While this is all cute, dogs should be discouraged from eating
         | food they find in the street! It could be poisoned. You never
         | know whether there's someone who really hates dogs in the
         | neighborhood, or if someone tries to solve problems with rats.
         | Unfortunately, my friend lost a dog that way.
        
           | kennyadam wrote:
           | No doubt this happens, it must be so rare for someone to put
           | out poisoned half-eaten sausage rolls with the aim of killing
           | a random dog that finds it, I think this is perhaps a teensy
           | bit paranoid.
        
             | throwaway48540 wrote:
             | It's so rare, but it actually does happen, and the people
             | doing it actually try to conceal it like a half eaten
             | sausage that "just fell".
             | 
             | But this isn't even about this particular half eaten
             | sausage. A dog doesn't know the difference between a
             | pristine sausage and a half eaten one, to them it's just
             | meat. And the point is that dogs should be taught to never
             | eat any meat on the street - because they can't think "uh,
             | looks half eaten, probably fine".
        
             | Snild wrote:
             | We've had this problem in Malmo, Sweden recently:
             | https://www.svt.se/nyheter/lokalt/skane/nya-hundbullar-
             | hitta...
             | 
             | Bread rolls with bits of glass or metal in them, found in
             | parks or along other pedestrian paths. They caught one
             | woman doing it, but it is believed the news might have
             | inspired other nutjobs.
        
             | stevesimmons wrote:
             | It does happen. My sister lost two dogs from poisoned meat
             | someone put in their local park. They ran into the bushes,
             | must have eaten something, started frothing at the mouth,
             | and 15 minutes later both were dead. Apparently a number of
             | other dogs died near that location the same way.
        
           | petepete wrote:
           | Oh she's never encouraged. But, Labs being Labs, she'd find a
           | crisp in a field given two minutes.
        
           | torstenvl wrote:
           | #embed "whaleeyes.jpg"
           | 
           | All food must go to the lab for testing!
        
         | authorfly wrote:
         | That's cool but dogs remembering names is more insightful in an
         | exciting way, let me elucidate on why it's pretty fascinating!
         | 
         | We know how place memories work quite well, Place and Grid
         | cells specifically. There is a natural and almost physical
         | level of 1:1 mapping at various scales[1] from location (based
         | on different tracking systems - point integration, landmarks,
         | your own steps) to activating cells in your brain. Simple co-
         | activation alongside reward, like a literal map, sets down
         | "good stuff here" signs in your brain.
         | 
         | Once attenuated and activated by Dopamine, the place cells to
         | triangulate (at different "distances") that position have
         | basically fewer mechanims and binding opportunities for
         | neurotransmitters to change upon other interaction(they have
         | little input beside place + pleasure + pain), so they do not
         | result in loss of their attenuation or association (part of why
         | place stays longest in Alhzeimers patients association).
         | 
         | Memory of sounds however, isn't so clearly mappable, there is
         | no obvious grid/comparable formulation of sound memories in any
         | kind of "order" like there is with location and places in Place
         | Cells. And clearly we humans forget many of the sounds we have
         | heard (e.g. songs, lyrics). That's why it's quite interesting
         | that dogs remember toys names for a long time. It makes you ask
         | questions like "If we had less sounds/named things to remember,
         | could we remember the ones we do remember for much longer, with
         | less forgetting?". "What is the difference between permanent,
         | event and temporal memories?", "Could we resolve
         | neurodegenerative diseases by modifying neurons to be longer
         | lasting or impervious to future modification in strategic areas
         | of the brain? Could be retain some learning?"
         | 
         | [1]
         | http://www.rsb.org.uk/images/biologist/Features/Grid_mouse_d...
        
           | csallen wrote:
           | This is all fascinating stuff. I love the idea behind memory
           | palaces, and this stuff about place/grid cells sounds like
           | the explanatory science behind it. Any reading you'd
           | recommend?
           | 
           |  _> And clearly we humans forget many of the sounds we have
           | heard (e.g. songs, lyrics)._ >
           | 
           | It's true we forget many sounds, but songs and lyrics is a
           | curious example. I'd guess those were high on the list of
           | things humans are good at remembering... maybe #4 behind
           | places, faces, and language in general? I've had pop lyrics
           | and commercial jingles and theme songs rattling around in my
           | head for decades, and I can easily sing them word for word.
           | Something about a sequence of words put to a beat and a
           | melody just seems to stick.
        
             | blinkeer wrote:
             | Dominic OBrien is a memory champion. He's got some good
             | material on it.
             | 
             | https://artofmemory.com/blog/how-to-build-a-memory-palace/
             | 
             | https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dominic_O%27Brien
             | 
             | https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/9684328-you-can-have-
             | an-...
        
       | raldi wrote:
       | Is it possible the names of the toys were fitting, like Kiki and
       | Bouba? It would be interesting to see result where the toys had
       | the same names but the dogs had never learned them.
        
       | 082349872349872 wrote:
       | Orwell wrote two books which purported to sketch different
       | societies from his own mid-century english one:
       | 
       | In _1984_ , the inner party sell the story of "english
       | socialism", although closer inspection reveals a tripartite
       | distinction in which they (nomenklatura) derive most of the
       | benefit from a system administered by the outer party
       | (apparatchiks, kept on a tight leash) and staffed by the proles
       | (who have more freedom than outer party members, because, well,
       | they're harmless).
       | 
       | In _Animal Farm_ , the pigs sell the story of "animalism",
       | although closer inspection reveals a tripartite distinction in
       | which they derive most of the benefit from a system administered
       | by the dogs and staffed by the other animals.
       | 
       | In _1984_ , the distinction between inner and outer party is in
       | theory not a matter of family background, but depends merely upon
       | performance on standardised exams during adolescence.
       | 
       | If we can push the loose parallels between the two works, then
       | we'd expect that according to Orwell's model of animals, while
       | pigs are the brightest among the domesticated species, dogs are
       | not far behind in intellect? Do we expect he'd have been
       | surprised at TFA's reporting?
       | 
       | Lagniappe: https://ribbonfarm.wpenginepowered.com/wp-
       | content/uploads/20...
       | 
       | (I know dogs buy into The House Rules so much that they can be
       | remarkably guilty-looking if you run across clear evidence of
       | them having done something they were supposed not to do; the
       | question Venkatesh Rao might ask is if any dogs ever attempt to
       | shift the blame onto another critter?)
        
         | smogcutter wrote:
         | In the case of animal farm, it's not so much that the dogs are
         | more intelligent than the other animals as that Napoleon takes
         | advantage of their disposition to unshakeable loyalty and need
         | for a master. Likewise, unfortunately, in life.
         | 
         | If you _have_ to rank the animals by intelligence, second (or
         | first, even?) is certainly Benjamin the donkey.
        
           | 082349872349872 wrote:
           | Looking through Rao's prism (in which disposition to
           | unshakeable loyalty is a "clueless" trait), Benjamin is a
           | clear "sociopath" candidate: he's (a) laconic, and (b)
           | underperforming.
           | 
           | [In the 80s, Rabinovich was allowed a tour of Europe. He sent
           | telegrams from everywhere: "Greetings from free Bulgaria.
           | Rabinovich" "Greetings from free Romania. Rabinovich"
           | "Greetings from free Hungary. Rabinovich" "Greetings from
           | Austria. Free Rabinovich"]
        
             | smogcutter wrote:
             | In Rao's model, the sociopaths and losers share an
             | understanding that the organization exists for the benefit
             | of the sociopaths, they just respond to it differently.
             | It's only the clueless who are bamboozled.
             | 
             | So idk if it's a great lens for AF, where all the
             | proletarian animals are more or less equally taken in.
             | 
             | But anyway, Benjamin is definitely a loser, not a
             | sociopath! He comes closest to understanding what's
             | happening, and his response is to put his head down, so his
             | job, and seek meaning outside the political game. A Ryan-
             | type sociopath candidate would ditch work to make a
             | political play. Benjamin is Stanley.
        
               | gradschoolfail wrote:
               | Tiny nitpick: Benjamin certainly would not want to become
               | a sociopath, but the incumbent sociopaths would
               | doubtlessly love to promote him into their ranks,
               | surreptitiously. Confidence in the power of power to
               | corrupt! (Usually misplaced, thankfully, despite media)
               | 
               | (To abuse a Ridley Scott favourite: slip a Marechal's
               | baton into his rucksack)
               | 
               | [this is opposite of the Rabinovich "strategy", which
               | hints that YC are not sociopaths]
               | 
               | EDIT: I dont think this is comparable to Steve Jobs'
               | 100-Person Retreat without more insider data, e.g.,
               | 
               | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=41416275
               | 
               | Would be interested to know if anybody got promoted as a
               | result of these retreats, my hunch is, no, because
               | everybody knows about the 100-person retreat.
               | 
               | EDIT 2: another system to compare with, kind of the
               | opposite of Rao's model, is the Lambeth race, thats more
               | like openly favouring the tortoise? So that no rabbit
               | would sign up in the first place.
               | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=41468567
        
               | 082349872349872 wrote:
               | Then again, in the universe of Benjamin/Squealer fanfic,
               | who's to say we couldn't find the following convo?
               | 
               | -- ... Ironic. He could save others from death, but not
               | himself.
               | 
               | -- Is it possible to learn this power?
               | 
               | -- Not from a pig.
        
               | gradschoolfail wrote:
               | SPJ's innovation, was to keep it bipartite and below--
               | making sure type IIIs didnt feel like they were a higher
               | class & everyone else was type II (Imagine an army with
               | only NCOs and officers, but the NCOs are type IIIs) No
               | proles (grunts) in the orgchart of a very large design
               | agency..culturally, designers often happy to work like
               | grunts anyway! (Painters = painters)
               | 
               | This trouble with the proles (app store, actual store,
               | icloud, contractor relations, PR screwups.. ) ultimately
               | stems from that failed pancreas transplant, so that they
               | no longer had an IV to keep entropy in its place..
               | 
               | [plus maybe the programmers n ee types started to feel
               | they werent fully designers (Bret Victor, later, pple
               | like Lattner?)]
               | 
               | [Check out the wwdc videos.. the sw engineers dress
               | like.. they havent read the canon]
               | 
               | https://culturology-journal.ru/en/article.php?id=309
               | 
               | https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_la_marechale
               | 
               | See cultural references in the less misogynistic
               | (misandric?) en wiki
               | 
               | Equoid Lagniappe: the surnames Si Ma  and Marshall have a
               | common origin
               | 
               | > _the recipes in which are infamous for reducing the
               | population of anarchist cooks_
               | 
               | > _I then began thinking about the other aspects of the
               | bizarre parasitic life-cycle of the unicorn_
        
               | gradschoolfail wrote:
               | Contrast also the scale of the engineering
               | consultancies/art/design coops that are purportedly the
               | talent-dense equivalents of Mondragon, eg
               | 
               | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arup_Group
        
               | 082349872349872 wrote:
               | > _So that no rabbit would sign up in the first place._
               | 
               | I liked Dobro pozhalovat', ili Postoronnim vkhod
               | vospreshchion (1964), in which the summer camp director
               | plays a very soviet version of an Eric Berne
               | Transactional Analysis* game, "Everything I do, I do it
               | for you".
               | 
               | According to wikipedia, it's infamous in russian for the
               | lines:
               | 
               | -- Children, remember! You all are the owners of the
               | camp. [All of] you! What do you all [therefore] need?
               | 
               | -- [children in chorus] Di. Sci. Pline!
               | 
               | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ku_V2HgK6i8
               | 
               | Thx for Equoid! Not having started in on it yet, all I
               | have for now is pedantry, for the commenters on Stross'
               | blog who are making horse analogies (as well as the
               | wonderful Unicorns From Hell vid) are way off base:
               | horses are Perissodactyl, but unicorns are Artiodactyl.
               | 
               | * I'm not sold on TA, but learning to tune out as soon as
               | you notice the opening moves of a TA game? That's sanity-
               | preserving material right there.
               | 
               | PS. I've lost the source for the roman trichotomy; plz
               | remind?
        
               | gradschoolfail wrote:
               | [PS] B Russell, _In Praise of Idleness_
        
               | 082349872349872 wrote:
               | Dark Benjamin is a productive characterisation. Here are
               | a few more snippets, from a world with a few less
               | Midichlorians:
               | 
               | I. [Benjamin is attending an Animal Farm wedding with his
               | mare friend from a neighbouring farm, Kay.]
               | 
               | -- and Napoleon assured him that either his brains or his
               | signature would be on the contract.
               | 
               | -- ...
               | 
               | -- That's a true story. That's my farm, Kay, that's not
               | me.
               | 
               | II. [After the death of Napoleon, the younger pigs took
               | out a mortgage from the human bank. Pinkeye meets
               | Benjamin to discuss some financial aid the latter
               | provided for recent payments.]
               | 
               | -- Com.. Mr. Benjamin, of course we pigs are very
               | grateful for your assistance with affairs of farm, and so
               | we thought we should give you a quick heads-up. You're an
               | animal of the world, you know how unforeseen things
               | happen; we'd like to repay you on the original schedule
               | but our accountants are saying we _might_ have to get
               | creative and renegotiate. I don 't know what we might do,
               | that's for others to decide, and unfortunately it didn't
               | get discussed at the last committee meeting because we
               | were too busy drawing up this list of the new government
               | ministries. Would you care to see it by any chance?
               | 
               | -- Don't worry about negotiating with me; you should be
               | worrying about negotiating with your Maker for breaking
               | your word, when you come before Him to have Judgement
               | passed on your soul...
               | 
               | -- Mr. Benjamin, surely you of all animals know that we
               | pigs live quarter to quarter and have no time to waste on
               | something so far off as that?
               | 
               | -- Allow me to repay your kindness by giving you a quick
               | heads-up. You're an animal of the world, you know how
               | unforeseen things happen. I'd like to be flexible but my
               | investors are impatient. If we don't get repaid by
               | Friday, you _might_ be meeting your Maker on Saturday.
               | 
               | III. [Years later, Benjamin, having since officially
               | taken over from the pigs, has scheduled a "working
               | holiday" at a secluded fishing spot with the president of
               | the bank]
               | 
               | -- Ben, how do you do it? These skeeters are as loud as
               | the outboard and I'm slathered in DEET but still getting
               | eaten alive. Yet they don't bother you?
               | 
               | [Benjamin twitches his ears back, and lifts a hind hoof
               | ever so slightly off the aluminium deck. In the sudden
               | silence, the president can hear wavelets rippling along
               | the gunwales of their fishing boat.]
               | 
               | -- They... know better.
        
       | smittywerben wrote:
       | I remember how happy our Golden Retriever was after digging up
       | his Kong toy buried in the dirt in the backyard from eons ago. He
       | liked hiding bones out there, and he had several Kong toys laying
       | around the house and yard, but this dirty earthy Kong toy must
       | have gone missing and when he dug it up it was like he struck
       | oil.
        
       | quintes wrote:
       | Our dog a shitzu cross can remember multiple toy names, and go
       | find the specific one.
       | 
       | Dogs are the best man
        
         | nutrie wrote:
         | What always surprises me is they remember places they haven't
         | been at for many years as well. Not so much people in my
         | experience. I guess we don't matter to them as much as we like
         | to think we do :)
        
           | quintes wrote:
           | Remembering places is an interesting one, I've not
           | experienced that with our little guy except he knows the vet
           | and the kennel and not a fan of either. I suspect you're
           | right and we are not as important as we think we are to them
           | but a wagging tail tells me all I need to know!
        
       | jumploops wrote:
       | It always bothers me how little intelligence we assume of and
       | thus ascribe to the animal kingdom.
       | 
       | Especially to our mammalian brethren, who have many of the same
       | underlying neurological mechanisms (though in differing
       | quantities).
       | 
       | Dogs have co-evolved with humans for thousands of years.
       | 
       | Remembering names seems like a useful albeit unsurprising skill,
       | especially when it comes to recognizing/avoiding danger.
       | 
       | "The bear/wolf/demon tribe is back!"
       | 
       | Will we ever stop looking down from our heavenly pedestal? Can we
       | instead treat at our earthly contemporaries as different but
       | equal?
        
         | accrual wrote:
         | I agree, I think there is a lot of intelligence around us,
         | perhaps even in ways we don't fully see or imagine. One of the
         | largest organisms on Earth is a mycelium network in Oregon,
         | it's nearly 4 square miles in size.
         | 
         | https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/strange-but-true-...
         | 
         | Is it possible this mass of mycelium has some form of
         | intelligence that is difficult for humans to measure? Maybe it
         | "knows" things we can barely conceptualize. What about trees
         | that stand in place for hundreds, or even thousands of years?
         | 
         | https://www.treehugger.com/the-worlds-oldest-living-trees-48...
         | 
         | Perhaps the trees experience time differently due to their slow
         | growth, and they too have "witnessed" many different events in
         | their environment over time, encapsulating them in the rings
         | and structures within themselves.
         | 
         | We could write this off as non-sense as trees have no nervous
         | system, but maybe a lack of such a system doesn't necessarily
         | preclude some type of intelligence we just don't consider
         | "intelligent".
        
           | sethammons wrote:
           | I think you will enjoy the documentary The Hidden Life of
           | Trees. It talks about trees and social networks of mycelium
           | where trees share nutrients and information on threats (ant
           | species X attacking, start chemical defenses) and mother
           | trees prioritize their offspring over other neighbors when
           | sharing nutrients.
           | 
           | There are whole worlds to be discovered yet here on our
           | little blue dot of a planet
        
           | BoingBoomTschak wrote:
           | >Is it possible this mass of mycelium has some form of
           | intelligence that is difficult for humans to measure? Maybe
           | it "knows" things we can barely conceptualize.
           | 
           | That's actually the plot of a Garrett P.I. novel.
        
         | throwaway892552 wrote:
         | It's almost as if we have some type of coping mechanism. If we
         | recognized more of ourselves in our animals, we would need to
         | treat them more humane.
         | 
         | Just look at all the cases in human history where other people
         | were reduced to primitive beings and could be treated more
         | cruelly. If we can rationalize these actions towards fellow
         | humans, I assume that the barrier for accepting animal emotions
         | is even harder to break
        
           | jjtheblunt wrote:
           | Didn't you just describe several religions' beliefs about
           | humans and animals, where humans are claimed to be a priori
           | more special in various ways (besides reading that they're
           | more special)?
        
         | hdivider wrote:
         | Every time I encounter resistance to your points here, I feel
         | like an alien among humans.
         | 
         | I think it cuts so deep into people's psychology, and
         | frequently religion. The very notion that we are not the apex
         | of anything. And that we no longer need to eat other animals to
         | live and be healthy. Too much to bear for many, so it
         | frequently results in low-quality conversation, laden with
         | emotions.
         | 
         | The fact remains, however. Non-human animals are not that
         | different from us. Pretty much all mental behavior is
         | represented in the animal kingdom. _They_ , in so many ways,
         | are _us_. And we are them.
         | 
         | Why should it be otherwise, after all? It would be strange to
         | have a quantum jump in mental behavior with humans, and only
         | primitive behavior in all other animals.
         | 
         | It'll probably take some centuries for humans to see other
         | animals as inherently worthy of respect.
        
           | cortesoft wrote:
           | I am in no way religious, and I don't think we are
           | fundamentally different than other animals, but I don't think
           | it is surprising that most of us (myself included) think of
           | human emotions and intelligence as being on a completely
           | different level than animals.
           | 
           | The complexity of human language, social structure, and
           | technology is not even in the same ballpark as animals.
           | Humans make iPhones and travel to space and write War and
           | Peace. We dominate the world, changing its very climate and
           | wiping countless species off the planet, and no other species
           | even tries to stop us.
           | 
           | It seems a bigger stretch to think other animals have similar
           | emotions to humans than the opposite.
        
             | gefriertrockner wrote:
             | > The complexity of human language, social structure, and
             | technology is not even in the same ballpark as animals.
             | Humans make iPhones and travel to space and write War and
             | Peace. We dominate the world, changing its very climate and
             | wiping countless species off the planet, and no other
             | species even tries to stop us.
             | 
             | That's true only for a small subset of humans. 99.9% of
             | humans achieve no feat as you describe.
             | 
             | You can easily make the case for attributing these feats to
             | smaller subsets. E.g., Africans, Native Americans do not
             | make iPhones, travel to space, etc. And therefore its ok to
             | colonize them. I think that sounds familiar to history.
             | 
             | If you go by this notion, it would rather make sense to
             | attribute these feats to a small elite and not humans
             | entirely. And by that logic, this elite is siphoning money,
             | creating riches for their own benefit. Which is probably
             | what is happening in most countries (more so if they are
             | authoritarian).
             | 
             | I think its simply about a feeling of superiority, might
             | makes right. If you can, you abuse others for your own
             | benefit. Whether they are a human or another animal.
        
               | cortesoft wrote:
               | > That's true only for a small subset of humans. 99.9% of
               | humans achieve no feat as you describe.
               | 
               | You can have a conversation with 99.9% of humans,
               | something you can't do with any other animal. The other
               | list of accomplishments is not even needed to surpass
               | what animals can do.
               | 
               | You have to be intentionally being obtuse to suggest that
               | the gal between humans and animals is not an order of
               | magnitude away from the gap between humans and other
               | humans.
        
               | gefriertrockner wrote:
               | Your point doesn't touch my argument. I'm saying if you
               | are claiming superiority over other animals, you can also
               | claim superiority over weaker humans, for the same
               | reasons, with the same results.
               | 
               | By the way, you can't have a proper conversation with
               | someone, if you don't speak the same language.
        
               | cortesoft wrote:
               | Even if someone doesn't speak the same language, we can
               | communicate in a way that animals simply can't. I think
               | the fact that different civilizations have been able to
               | contact each other throughout history, and even when not
               | speaking the same language at all, establish relations
               | shows that it isnt just that we don't speak animal
               | languages, but that they are fundamentally different in
               | their ability to communicate.
               | 
               | To answer your other argument, there is a different
               | fundamental level of 'superiority' over animals that you
               | could never argue for over humans. Even the most
               | 'primitive' of civilizations have been able to articulate
               | their resistance to oppressors in a way no animal has
               | ever even come close to doing. Again, the orders of
               | magnitude difference between humans and animals makes it
               | a completely different comparison than between humans and
               | 'weaker' humans. It is insulting to humans to imply it is
               | the same thing.
        
               | hirvi74 wrote:
               | Humans might not be able to converse with animals like
               | one another. Humans can absolutely communicate with other
               | animals, especially other mammals, to varying degrees. I
               | believe such communication could argued as a form of
               | conversation.
               | 
               | Are humans more intelligent than animals though? By human
               | definitions and metrics? Unquestionably. However, I am
               | not convinced that humans are truly superior in every
               | facet of intelligence.
               | 
               | I have mental health issues, I breathe in toxic air,
               | consume poisonous food and drink, wait in traffic to go
               | to some miserable office, to be surrounded by miserable
               | people, to do meaningless work. I do all of this so that
               | I may survive and placate myself with the leftovers.
               | Other "intelligent" humans give me concoctions that alter
               | my brain chemistry in order to help me cope and distract
               | myself from our Sisyphean existence.
               | 
               | In Greek mythology, Sisyphus was punished for believing
               | he was more intelligent than the gods. I sometimes wonder
               | if we, too, are punished for believing we are superior to
               | nature. Perhaps true intelligence is not defined by our
               | metrics after all.
        
               | hirvi74 wrote:
               | > We dominate the world, changing its very climate and
               | wiping countless species off the planet
               | 
               | To add on to your argument in the context of this quote,
               | I also think this is also an extremely compelling
               | argument for not only the arrogance of mankind, but the
               | true stupidity of mankind.
               | 
               | We treat our one and only planet -- source of survival --
               | like its rental. Hopefully within the next century, we
               | can develop some method to eat those iPhones because we
               | might not have many options left.
        
           | KoolKat23 wrote:
           | I sadly ascribe it to education.
           | 
           | People are wrongly taught when they're children that as a
           | human they're special.
           | 
           | Mostly it's with good intentions (encouraging ethics and
           | responsibility), but often the message is rudimentary or lost
           | along the way.
        
           | DiscourseFan wrote:
           | never seen a dog using a computer
        
             | devnullbrain wrote:
             | on the other hand, never seen a dog use javascript
        
               | DiscourseFan wrote:
               | you wouldn't, they tend to prefer Python
        
         | hirvi74 wrote:
         | I am also bothered by mainstream definitions of intelligence
         | and our humanity's egocentric ascription.
         | 
         | I personally really appreciate the definition of intelligence
         | from Dr. David Krakauer, a mathematical biologist. Krakauer
         | once said on Sam Harris' podcast (episode 40):
         | 
         |  _Intelligence is, as I say to people, one of the topics about
         | which we have been most stupid. All our definitions of
         | intelligence are based on measurements that can only be applied
         | to humans. An IQ test is not interesting if you're trying to
         | calculate the intelligence of an octopus -- which I would like
         | to know, because I believe in evolution. I think we need to
         | understand where these things come from, and having a
         | definition that applies just to one particular species doesn't
         | help us. We've talked about entropy and computation, and
         | they're going to be the keys to understanding intelligence.
         | 
         | Let's go back to randomness. The example I like to give is
         | Rubik's cube, because it's a beautiful little mental model, a
         | metaphor. If I gave you a cube and asked you to solve it, and
         | you just randomly manipulated it, since it has on the order of
         | 10 quintillion solutions, which is a very large number, if you
         | were immortal, you would eventually solve it. But it would take
         | a lifetime of several universes to do so. That is random
         | performance.
         | 
         | Stupid performance is if you took just one face of the cube and
         | manipulated that one face and rotated it forever. As everyone
         | knows, if you did that, you would never solve the cube. It
         | would be an infinite process that would never be resolved.
         | That, in my definition, would be stupid. It is significantly
         | worse than chance.
         | 
         | Now let's take someone who has learned how to manipulate a cube
         | and is familiar with various rules that allow you, from any
         | initial configuration, to solve the cube in 20 minutes or less.
         | That is intelligent behavior, significantly better than chance.
         | This sounds a little counterintuitive, perhaps, until you
         | realize that's how we use the word in our daily lives. If I sat
         | down with an extraordinary mathematician and I said, "I can't
         | solve that equation," and he said, "Well, no, it's easy. Here,
         | this is what you do," I'd look at it and I'd say, "Oh, yes, it
         | is easy. You made that look easy." That's what we mean when we
         | say someone is smart. They make things look easy.
         | 
         | If, on the other hand, I sat down with someone who was
         | incapable, and he just kept dividing by two, for whatever
         | reason, I would say, "What on earth are you doing? What a
         | stupid thing to do. You'll never solve the problem that way."
         | So that is what we mean by intelligence. It's the thing we do
         | that ensures that the problem is efficiently solved and in a
         | way that makes it appear effortless. And stupidity is a set of
         | rules that we use to ensure that the problem will be solved in
         | longer than chance or never and is nevertheless pursued with
         | alacrity and enthusiasm."_
        
       | lofaszvanitt wrote:
       | Wow, now release the study on how to take over control of an
       | animal remotely.
        
       | thelittleone wrote:
       | Here I can barely remember the browser tab I was just working on.
        
       | kazinator wrote:
       | I don't believe it. Dogs' brain matter is a different shade of
       | gray, which only remembers for six weeks.
        
         | denkmoon wrote:
         | That's a clearly absurd proposition. My family's dogs remember
         | me when i haven't been around for 6 months, let alone 6 weeks.
        
           | kazinator wrote:
           | The point is, why should it it be surprising.
        
           | Dylan16807 wrote:
           | > That's a clearly absurd proposition.
           | 
           | Yes, that is the joke.
        
             | denkmoon wrote:
             | Terrible joke. "Lol"
        
       | banana_giraffe wrote:
       | I used to watch a family member's dogs. One year one of the dogs
       | got super obsessed with a toy I bought. As I was packing things
       | up, the dog saw me put the toy in a drawer. A year later when dog
       | was dropped off it immediately went to the room with the drawer
       | and waited eagerly for me to open the drawer and retrieve the
       | toy.
        
       | inopinatus wrote:
       | corollary: a toy cannot be disposed of whilst at least one dog
       | holds a reference to it in memory.
        
       | nyjah wrote:
       | I have a German shepherd. She's 10. I've been buying the same toy
       | for her for the last 10 years, jolly ball soccer ball in blue.
       | 
       | Probably average about 2 a year. My dog understands when it's
       | time for the new one. She's ultra excited and all the sudden the
       | old ball we have kicked and fetched every single day for 6
       | months, is non existent as we are on to the new one. I always get
       | a kick out of it. She's too funny about it.
        
       | imoverclocked wrote:
       | I've had a Mal for a couple of years now; I find myself looking
       | for new words to describe "go" and "walk" with my s/o. We can
       | only use the new words for so long before he catches on and the
       | old ones don't seem to fade away. It's almost a game between us
       | now.
        
       | spike021 wrote:
       | My dog constantly surprises me and he's only 3.5 years old.
       | 
       | The first year I had him as a puppy, he could smell/hear (?) his
       | best neighborhood buddy walking multiple buildings away from our
       | apartment while the windows were closed. He'd run to the door and
       | start crying and as soon as we got outside he knew the right
       | path. And his friend hadn't even walked by our building yet, so
       | it's not like there was a trail to sniff other than whatever may
       | have been carried by breeze.
       | 
       | Dogs are incredibly smart.
        
         | gitaarik wrote:
         | There's also this experiment with dogs where they observed dogs
         | getting up, walking to the front door, and waiting for their
         | owner to come back home from work, as soon as the owner started
         | heading home from the office. They somehow know, like they're
         | telephatically connected.
        
           | poikroequ wrote:
           | I know the experiment you're referring to. It's been a long
           | time since I've seen it, no idea how to find it now, but
           | you're definitely misremembering some details. Dogs do have a
           | sense of time, but in that experiment, it actually had to do
           | with scent. As their owner was away, their scent would
           | gradually dissipate throughout the day. At a certain point,
           | the scent was weak enough that the dog knew it was about time
           | for their owner to be home.
           | 
           | In the experiment, then they did everything they could to
           | remove their owners scent from their home. The dog's owner
           | came home at the usual time, but the dog wasn't expecting it
           | this time because they had removed the owner's scent earlier,
           | so the dog was clearly surprised and confused.
           | 
           | Dogs have a very strong sense of smell which we humans often
           | fail to appreciate. It's not like dogs can smell their owner
           | coming home from miles away, that's a little preposterous.
           | But they can use their sense of smell in other ways, which
           | are not so obvious to us, such as to maintain a sense of
           | time.
        
             | gitaarik wrote:
             | Aha, interesting, I looked up some info about it and it
             | seems that in another experiment the dogs also reacted when
             | the owner went home at irregular times. Quite interesting:
             | 
             | https://www.sheldrake.org/research/animal-powers/a-dog-
             | that-...
        
       | jonplackett wrote:
       | Why is this surprising? Dogs are frikkin clever.
       | 
       | Our old Collie could fetch different types of ball on command
       | without really any intention training.
        
       | rongenre wrote:
       | I had a GSD who remembered everyone who threw a tennis ball for
       | her. To the point that I had to warn people that if they tossed
       | it once, she'd be dropping a tennis ball in their laps for the
       | foreseeable future.
       | 
       | I miss that girl.
        
       | Biganon wrote:
       | "...years after (last) seeing them", or "after years of not
       | seeing them".
        
       | aj7 wrote:
       | Remember names?
       | 
       | Dogs have egos!!
        
       | benjyk wrote:
       | The first author of the study -- Dr Shany Dror -- presented an
       | excellent seminar about this paper on Cassyni.*
       | https://doi.org/10.52843/cassyni.hwbggb
       | 
       | *I'm one of the founders of Cassyni
        
       | raffraffraff wrote:
       | My dog remembered a song. I may have posted before. Zuni (a
       | lurcher) and Pasha (a greyhound) were two dogs we rescued about
       | 12 years ago. We took two because they were together and we
       | didn't want to split them up. Zuni was a howler. He'd howl if he
       | heard the ice-cream truck, and Pasha would join in.
       | 
       | Now, in our house, music is playing pretty much constantly, and
       | we always assumed that dogs either didn't understand it or didn't
       | care about it. But whenever the Warren Zevon song "Werewolves of
       | London" came on, my wife would try to get Zuni howling with the
       | "Aaaaaaaah Ooooooh" bit. Every time the song would come on, she'd
       | make the same silly joke with the dogs. Zuni would begin to howl
       | immediately, and Pasha would join in with him.
       | 
       | Well, Pasha was diagnosed with bone cancer and we lost her a few
       | months after that. Sheena couldn't bare playing the song and I
       | intentionally avoided it. We got another greyhound as a companion
       | for Zuni.
       | 
       | About a year after we got Lily, I put on a random mix and
       | wandered around the house doing chores. Some time later I heard
       | the first bars of Werewolves in London and immediately though
       | "damn, I hope the wife doesn't hear this". Before I could finish
       | the thought, Zuni was howling his head off, and racing around the
       | house, I _think_ , searching for Pasha.
       | 
       | It hadn't even gotten too the "Aaaaaaaah Ooooooh" part. Which
       | means that he also recognised the song in the first few bars.
        
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