[HN Gopher] Poetry was an official Olympic event
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       Poetry was an official Olympic event
        
       Author : apollinaire
       Score  : 114 points
       Date   : 2024-08-07 16:24 UTC (5 days ago)
        
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       | jfengel wrote:
       | What happened was some godawful poetry.
       | 
       | I can't really say what would comprise great poetry but I know
       | overworked doggerel when I see it.
        
         | al_borland wrote:
         | It sounds like "professionals" weren't allowed to compete.
         | Image if no one from the NBA was allowed in the olympic
         | basketball games. It would be pretty second rate.
        
           | runevault wrote:
           | That was true for a long time, used to be NCAA players
           | competing for olympic medals. I believe the Dream Team was
           | the first team (not sure if ever or in a long time) where
           | Basketball pros could compete in the Olympics.
        
           | dingaling wrote:
           | Well yes, the Olympics were all-amateur until the 1980s.
           | Tennis boycotted the games from 1924 to 1988 because of the
           | ban on professionals competing.
           | 
           | Today it's primarily professional and bears little
           | resemblance to Baron de Coubertin's vision.
        
           | aidenn0 wrote:
           | > It sounds like "professionals" weren't allowed to compete.
           | Image if no one from the NBA was allowed in the olympic
           | basketball games. It would be pretty second rate.
           | 
           | TIL Olympic basketball of my childhood was second-rate.
        
       | imchillyb wrote:
       | Oh freddled gruntbuggly, thy micturations are to me, as plurdled
       | gabbleblotchits, in midsummer morning, on a lurgid bee...
       | 
       | No one wants to hear that in a competition.
        
         | tgv wrote:
         | It's like that fake smile and arm gesture after a landing in
         | one of those gymnastic events. And then to think some are
         | trying to include ballroom dancing as a discipline.
        
           | jfengel wrote:
           | Those ballroom dancers are in fantastic shape. At that level
           | they really are athletes.
           | 
           | I dunno if it would make a good Olympic sport but I'd watch
           | it.
        
       | tcgv wrote:
       | The list of Discontinued sports at the Summer Olympics [1] also
       | includes:
       | 
       | - Pigeon racing
       | 
       | - Cannon shooting
       | 
       | - Life saving
       | 
       | Among other interesting entries.
       | 
       | [1]
       | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Discontinued_sports_a...
        
         | nemo44x wrote:
         | I'm kind of surprised bowling was an event (briefly) but now is
         | not. I don't keep up with it but I've somehow been bowling in a
         | variety of countries. Is it the professional game is just too
         | biased towards the USA? I believe top player is Australian?
         | 
         | Also I have to imagine Pickle Ball will be featured in the next
         | Olympics. Maybe it can take break-dancings spot.
        
           | bargle0 wrote:
           | Flag Football and 6-player Lacrosse are next up in 2028.
        
           | omnicognate wrote:
           | It was an event at the Seoul Olympics in 1988, but attempts
           | to have it made a permanent event failed, apparently partly
           | because it requires expensive facilities that aren't always
           | available in poorer countries. Doesn't seem to have been a
           | blocker for sailing or ski jumping...
        
             | Macha wrote:
             | I suspect if Sailing and Skiing were proposed as events in
             | 1998 and not 1896 and 1936 respectively, they would face
             | similar issues.
        
               | wongarsu wrote:
               | They held an event in 1936 and tried to make it an
               | official part of the 1940 Olympics. If the Olympic games
               | of 1940 hadn't been cancelled it might have made it in.
               | 
               | https://www.topendsports.com/events/demonstration/bowling
               | .ht...
        
             | wongarsu wrote:
             | Bowling lanes are a bit more involved than a race track,
             | but it doesn't seem _that_ involved. It 's basically waxed
             | wood flooring with some dividers. You can just put that
             | down in a regular stadium for a couple days.
             | 
             | Normally bowling alleys are expensive because of the
             | machinery, but the Olympics aren't lacking in manpower.
             | Just dedicate one person per lane to manually setting the
             | pins. If you dress them up a bit that can even add some
             | visual flourish.
        
               | boomboomsubban wrote:
               | The concern isn't that the country hosting the Olympics
               | won't be able to afford a bowling alley, it's that
               | competing in the sport would be economically out of reach
               | for much of the world.
        
               | dagw wrote:
               | _it 's that competing in the sport would be economically
               | out of reach for much of the world._
               | 
               | I don't know anything about 'high end' bowling, but I
               | cannot see how it could be any more expensive than many
               | other sports at the Olympics.
        
               | boomboomsubban wrote:
               | My local bowling alley charges $25 an hour to rent a
               | lane. Practicing 20 hours a week makes it $2000 a month.
               | Admittedly, they probably have strong discounts for
               | someone bowling that much, but that's only the price for
               | a beginners practice spot.
               | 
               | Winter sports and some older competitions probably match
               | that, but I think they try to be more aware of that for
               | summer sports. Compare it to another recent addition,
               | skateboarding. One of the competitor's (medalist I
               | think?) family went without electricity for a month to
               | afford her first board, but after that it with some luck
               | it was affordable enough to get her to the Olympics.
        
               | wongarsu wrote:
               | But doesn't the same line of though still apply? Making a
               | bowling lane in your back yard or in a community center
               | is pretty cheap if you set the pins manually.
               | 
               | In terms of costs for a training spot with Olympic-like
               | conditions it would be pretty middle of the pack and
               | probably in the cheaper half. It's more expensive than
               | say table tennis or marathon, but a lot cheaper than
               | swimming, pole vault or golf, never mind the heavy
               | hitters like ski jumping.
        
               | boomboomsubban wrote:
               | Making a 60ft flat level surface is harder than you'd
               | think, and even with your human pin setters a lane would
               | effectively allow 1 or 2 people to practice at a time.
               | 
               | Plus, as another poster pointed out, I think several
               | other sports would be rejected for the same concerns if
               | they weren't effectively grandfathered in.
        
               | IncreasePosts wrote:
               | You're basically describing the Winter Olympics.
               | 
               | And all of the equestrian events in the Olympics.
               | 
               | Tim Duncan famously took up basketball after his swimming
               | career was derailed when a hurricane destroyed the only
               | pool on st Croix, and they couldn't rebuild it.
        
               | boomboomsubban wrote:
               | >Plus, as another poster pointed out, I think several
               | other sports would be rejected for the same concerns if
               | they weren't effectively grandfathered in.
               | 
               | Including most of the Winter Olympics.
        
               | IncreasePosts wrote:
               | There's no such thing as grandfathered in, events are we
               | considered every olympics. Just because there is no world
               | where the 400 m sprint will be removed does that mean it
               | is grandfathered in. Wrestling was almost removed from
               | the Olympics a few years ago. Which is one of the actual
               | events from the ancient olympics.
        
             | Kon-Peki wrote:
             | > Doesn't seem to have been a blocker for sailing or ski
             | jumping...
             | 
             | The boats they use in the Olympics are generally
             | standardized designs that have been around for a very long
             | time.
             | 
             | The most common Olympic boat is the Laser, which has been
             | around since the 1960s. You can make one yourself if you
             | feel like it. They'll take out a measuring tape and if all
             | the dimensions are correct you are good to go. You could
             | buy an Olympic-quality one from a manufacturer for $6k or
             | less, including all the sails. You can watch out for a
             | Craigslist post offering one up for free if you just come
             | get it. There are stacks and stacks of them all over
             | sailing clubs everywhere in the world - because they've
             | been building them exactly the same for 70 years. There are
             | so many Lasers out there people don't know what to do with
             | them.
             | 
             | The exact kiteboarding thingy they use can be bought off
             | the shelf at plenty of sailing stores for $3k or less.
             | 
             | Yes, the bigger boats they are using for the two-person
             | races can get pricy, but that's just a fraction of Olympic
             | sailing.
        
           | cjpearson wrote:
           | The sports for 2028 have already been decided. Flag football,
           | baseball/softball, cricket, lacrosse and squash will be
           | added. Breaking will not be included.
        
             | nemo44x wrote:
             | Flag Football sounds interesting. I'm curious if much of
             | the world will compete in it. Looks like a fun format with
             | a small field, 5 players per side and clear rules - 4 tries
             | to get a touchdown. And very fast I'm guessing.
        
               | AlexAndScripts wrote:
               | I'd love to see Olympic capture the flag.
        
               | boomboomsubban wrote:
               | Apparently 42 teams competed in the last IFAF Flag
               | Football World Championship. More countries than are
               | members of the International Kabaddi Federation.
        
             | b3ing wrote:
             | Breakdancing seemed way too late, like someone old on the
             | decision team was out of place with that one.
             | 
             | At that rate, Pickleball will be added in 40yrs - "Oh yeah
             | I remember back after the Covid Pandemic, Pickleball was
             | popular", says 60-70yr old person.
        
               | klyrs wrote:
               | Oh hey that's my mom-in-law!
        
             | KingMob wrote:
             | Damn you, Raygun! /s
             | 
             | Though tbf, I'm not sure any competition with an artistic
             | element belongs in the Olympics. I would ditch stuff like
             | figure skating and synchronized swimming. Gymnastics can
             | stay, but I'd prefer it be more standardized.
        
               | DiggyJohnson wrote:
               | How familiar are you with gymnastics scoring? It's quite
               | rigid. The ongoing controversy is not really related to
               | the objectiveness of judging, but an administrative error
               | (assuming the IOC is truly in the wrong here).
        
               | dagw wrote:
               | All the sports you mention have had most of the artistic
               | elements beaten out of them by standardised scoring
               | systems. No one wins olympic gold in figure skating or
               | synchronised swimming by being artistic, they do it by
               | repeatedly and perfectly executing the highest scoring
               | techniques as defined in the rule book.
        
             | a-french-anon wrote:
             | I was surprised to know petanque was never included _and_
             | that it is slated for the 2026 youth Olympics.
             | 
             | Still waiting for pankration's comeback and the addition of
             | Quake 3 CPMA, though.
        
             | Kon-Peki wrote:
             | > Flag football, baseball/softball, cricket, lacrosse and
             | squash will be added
             | 
             | Don't forget that modern pentathlon is dropping the
             | equestrian portion and replacing it with a ninja-warrior
             | obstacle course.
             | 
             | Running, swimming, fencing, shooting, obstacle course.
        
         | usrbinbash wrote:
         | > Cannon shooting
         | 
         | I'm sorry, _WHAT_? oO
        
           | i_am_proteus wrote:
           | Not the Olympic "cannon shooting" event, but there is a
           | tradition of athletic competitions for gun crews. A 'famous'
           | example is the Royal Navy Field Gun competition, an obstacle
           | course for howitzer and crew:
           | 
           | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhdcnQZf3fo
        
             | arethuza wrote:
             | _" This tradition came into being as a direct result of the
             | heroic actions taken by Admiral Meux and his crew during
             | the Boar War."_
             | 
             | Those must have been impressive boars if they needed guns
             | that big! ;-)
        
               | greenavocado wrote:
               | Search youtube for "texas boar hunt m134" or HeliBacon
        
               | Cthulhu_ wrote:
               | Why not link directly to a relevant video?
        
               | greenavocado wrote:
               | In case it is taken down
        
               | xeromal wrote:
               | Yup. Happens more than you like
               | 
               | "This video has been made private"
        
           | Scarblac wrote:
           | Cannon shooting made the addition of the life saving event
           | necessary.
        
             | arethuza wrote:
             | Possibly also fire fighting - which is also on the list...
        
           | temporalparts wrote:
           | I mean, we have pistol, which is a smol cannon shooting.
        
           | ffhhj wrote:
           | Hopefully not as depicted in Monkey Island.
        
         | dilawar wrote:
         | Also cricket. It's coming back to the Olympics next time
         | though.
         | 
         | The last time (and only one time) was in 1900 in Paris. Only
         | two teams participated: one was France and the other of course
         | Britain.
        
         | exabrial wrote:
         | Honestly the last one needs to be a thing for so many reasons.
         | I had an experience in the Florida keys a number of years ago
         | that has stuck with me. I was on a snorkeling charter and some
         | foreigners were aboard [of Asian decent]. (I've included their
         | race here just for context, not racism, as formal swimming
         | lessons overseas are not nearly as common as they are in the
         | USA). I was near the front of the boat on the second level when
         | I saw someone splashing. I had a small flashback of what a swim
         | coach had told me at 13 years old: Drowning does not look like
         | drowning in the movies. I yelled that captain who was setting
         | an anchor, and the first mate who was helping tourists put
         | their fins on. Both looked confused what I was trying to signal
         | through the bussle, so I dove off the second deck and swam to
         | the person. He was under before I got behind him, so I yanked
         | him above water by his un-inflated vest and tipped his head
         | back over my shoulder. He rapidly tried to pull me under so I
         | had to restrain his arms with one hand and inflate his vest
         | with my other hand and mouth, while treading with just my legs.
         | Scariest 10s of my life, but it was over that quick once I got
         | a little positive buoyancy into his vest. The current had
         | pulled us about 35 yards from the boat at that point so I had
         | to swim towards the boat a bit to grab the rescue line. Captain
         | and first mate thanked me profusely. The guy couldn't speak
         | english and didn't realize he needed to wait in line for the
         | first mate to check everything (including vest inflation).
         | Instead he just jumped in off another part of the boat. The
         | tour company gave us a refund and bought us dinner.
        
         | jabroni_salad wrote:
         | I saw fire fighting was in there. That could make a comeback,
         | there is (at least in the US) actually still a national circuit
         | of firefighting challenge courses and they are pretty sweet to
         | watch. Plus, firefighters are good for PR in basically every
         | country in the world, right?
         | 
         | I've also seen lineman challenges where they compete to rescue
         | a dummy from the top of a pole. Lineman is always interesting
         | to me since nobody wants to get close to the kinda things they
         | have to get close to, so they end up needing to do all of their
         | own stunts.
        
         | mc32 wrote:
         | What I'd like to see come back is amateurship, or at least non-
         | professional, non-salaried participants again. Like, it's not
         | their main gig. They do something else, but are level A
         | amateurs who love a sport or activity without getting paid a
         | salary.
        
       | stray wrote:
       | Doping.
        
         | krispyfi wrote:
         | Poetry would be the only event where drinking absinthe counts
         | as doping.
        
           | jon_richards wrote:
           | Already counts in pistol shooting (and probably other target
           | shooting). The slower heartbeat helps.
        
       | sandbx wrote:
       | Architecture event: provide a site in the host city and make it a
       | design competition, and then build the winner. The hall of
       | submitted 3D models would be a great attraction.
        
         | kaliqt wrote:
         | That would be nice, though modern _official_ architecture (and
         | art) always ends up quite ugly and appalling, so it 'd only be
         | nice with proper judges (quite rare apparently).
         | 
         | Architecture and art done on ArtStation alone is superior to
         | anything that is funded by your local government usually.
        
           | lupusreal wrote:
           | Have the event judged by a panel of locals selected from the
           | general population by lottery.
        
             | dagw wrote:
             | Why not have all judging panels selected like this? I'd
             | love to see 6 people chosen at random judging the dressage
             | based entirely on whatever they happen think dressage
             | should be judged on. And at the same times the riders are
             | trying to alter their routine based on what they think
             | someone who knows nothing about dressage would want to see
             | in a dressage competition.
        
               | input_sh wrote:
               | Yes, why wouldn't those that trained some disciplines for
               | years want to have their fate decided by complete randoms
               | with no judging experience in their sport!?
        
               | dagw wrote:
               | If it's good enough for artists...
        
         | hobofan wrote:
         | That's essentially what a World Expo is, isn't it?
        
         | nrp wrote:
         | As noted in the article, Architecture was indeed previously an
         | Olympic category:
         | https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Olympic_medalists_in...
        
           | throwup238 wrote:
           | It was subsumed into official Olympic art festivals that
           | morphed into the Cultural Olympiad which is held concurrently
           | with each Summer Olympics.
        
       | Filligree wrote:
       | How do you _judge_ a poetry competition?
        
         | hk__2 wrote:
         | The same you judge the olympic break-dancing competition: with
         | human juges that rate competitors based on a handful of
         | criteria.
        
           | riehwvfbk wrote:
           | The criteria: 95% politics.
        
             | DiggyJohnson wrote:
             | Your cynicism doesn't match reality.
        
               | riehwvfbk wrote:
               | It matches my reality perfectly, but maybe it doesn't
               | match yours. When medals are clawed back years after the
               | competition and awarded to the loser - there is no other
               | explanation. And the loser with a medal they didn't win
               | is even more of a loser.
        
               | DiggyJohnson wrote:
               | I'm not arguing that this never happens, I'm arguing at
               | the magnitiude:
               | 
               | > 95%
        
             | hk__2 wrote:
             | That's what you say when you don't accept your defeat but
             | it's hard to prove. I've seen the finals and the Canadian
             | guy who won was clearly better than the French one; if it
             | were 95% politics the French would probably have won.
        
           | HideousKojima wrote:
           | Just looked up videos of the first and second place medalists
           | for breakdancing this year. It was decent, but I've seen
           | better breakdancing in random videos taken on the streets of
           | LA back in the 80's, for example. Or pretty much every single
           | sequence in Breakin' and Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo.
        
             | hk__2 wrote:
             | It might have to do with the fact that was the very first
             | edition at the Olympics. It may also be the last because it
             | won't be there at Los Angeles in 2028.
        
         | matrix2003 wrote:
         | Playing devil's advocate, many of the judging criteria for the
         | sports seem pretty subjective.
         | 
         | For example if diving or gymnastics was purely objective, you
         | wouldn't need multiple judges (or any). Track and field is a
         | lot more straightforward in most cases.
         | 
         | I would even go as far to say the "criteria" the judges are
         | looking for have some analogous counterparts in poetry.
         | 
         | I think breakdancing was a sport for this Olympics, so poetry
         | doesn't seem like much of a stretch. Maybe it's just not
         | "exciting" to modern people?
        
           | jerf wrote:
           | Gymnastics and diving have had multiple judges for another
           | reason, which is that the nominally objective portions of the
           | judging involved spotting things at the edge of human
           | perception. (That is, I'm discounting the obviously
           | subjective things like "style".) The judging is definitely
           | not just "hey, that looked good, I think I liked that 8.5
           | worth"; you can tell just by listening to the commentary.
           | Things like "they're attempting an 8.6 point dive" and
           | "that'll be two tenths off". They're often not guessing at
           | the numbers in question, though it may be a tossup whether
           | the human judges see the same thing the commentators did.
           | 
           | There has been some discussion of moving to computer vision
           | analysis for these portions.
           | 
           | While one could easily judge poetry by equally objective
           | metrics, I don't think it's hard to imagine what the result
           | would be once the min-maxers get into the game.
           | Love! love love love love love poet,         love! hate no!
           | love love love throw it.
           | .,!.,!.,,..,,,.!!!!.,.,,.,,!!..,.!              rhyme time
           | lime slime mime mime love,         a a a a a a glove
           | o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o love.
        
             | sdwr wrote:
             | I actually liked that poem!
             | 
             | Funny to think that the Olympics started out as LARPing
             | ancient greece. Tradition old and new at the same time
        
               | dhosek wrote:
               | There was a scene in the not particularly accurate First
               | Olympics miniseries back in 1984 where the college
               | students looked at books about the ancient Olympics and
               | saw that the athletes competed in the nude so they came
               | out of the building, sheepishly, in the nude and were
               | sent back by their coach to put some clothes on.
        
             | matrix2003 wrote:
             | That's fair! I still maintain my point about breakdancing,
             | though :)
        
         | micromacrofoot wrote:
         | same way you judge anything else, it's not a science
        
           | esafak wrote:
           | Just like the sprint races then?
        
             | Zambyte wrote:
             | Those aren't decided by judges, they are decided by clocks.
             | Olympic events decided by judges include things like figure
             | skating, gymnastics, and diving.
        
               | dagw wrote:
               | Those events aren't decided by the judges just going on
               | how 'cool' they think the performance was, but by
               | comparing how close to perfect (as defined in the rule
               | book) the techniques the athlete did was and then giving
               | it a score based on how that technique is scored in the
               | rule book.
               | 
               | The rulebook will say something like "technique A is
               | worth 4.5 points; subtract 0.1-0.3 points if the arms
               | aren't straight throughout the whole technique...". The
               | judges role is then to judge if the arms where in fact
               | straight or not. These sports are a lot more objective
               | than people think.
        
               | Zambyte wrote:
               | And the same can be applied to poetry, no?
        
               | dagw wrote:
               | Rank the different poetic metres from lowest to highest
               | score? What is objectively the hardest type of metaphors
               | to execute perfectly? How many fewer points should a
               | simile get compared to an equivalent metaphor? Are
               | onomatopoeia worth any points? List all the allowed
               | poetry topics and then given them a base difficultly
               | score from 1-5.
               | 
               | Once you have finished writing the rulebook for Olympic
               | Poetry, do you think the poetry that would result from
               | people going through that rulebook and min-maxing their
               | poem would actually be interesting.
        
               | Zambyte wrote:
               | I'm not suggesting that poetry should be in the Olympics,
               | I'm just agreeing with the parent comment saying that
               | judging could be done the same as any other Olympic sport
               | that uses judges.
        
               | DiggyJohnson wrote:
               | No it can't. That's GP's point. We can reason that one
               | gymnastics skill is more technically difficult than other
               | skill, with various degrees of certainty. We cannot
               | reason and especially codify the same for poetry or its
               | component parts.
        
               | Zambyte wrote:
               | What? They started giving examples of exactly how it can
               | be codified.
               | 
               | Their point was that it would likely produce
               | uninteresting poetry, not that poetry can't be judged by
               | some set of metrics.
        
               | micromacrofoot wrote:
               | > giving it a score based on how that technique is scored
               | in the rule book
               | 
               | giving it a score based on the _judge 's interpretation_
               | on how the technique is scored in the rulebook -- there
               | have been plenty of unpopular interpretations over the
               | years
        
         | Y_Y wrote:
         | Fastest poem, longest poem, saddest poem etc
        
         | GuB-42 wrote:
         | Judging by how thing goes in the Olympics and high level
         | competition in general, probably using technical criteria. Like
         | rhymes, meters, and form, quality of delivery with proper
         | prononciation, rhythm and lack of hesitation, grammatical
         | correctness, etc...
         | 
         | Maybe no emotion will come out of it, but writing a sonnet with
         | perfect rime riche an two alliterations delivered with perfect
         | pitch and with the accuracy of a metronome will certainly win
         | gold.
        
         | Gupie wrote:
         | when each competitor would use one of their country's official
         | languages and poetic forms.
        
       | Eumenes wrote:
       | Couldn't be worse than racewalking or breakdancing
        
         | hashtag-til wrote:
         | How about instagramming? It can always get worse.
        
           | tgv wrote:
           | And there the contestant from Belgium strikes the one knee
           | bent backwards pose, immediately followed by thoughtful face
           | with sunglasses profile glance in the distance, which makes
           | for ten poses in the first 60 seconds.
        
       | edflsafoiewq wrote:
       | Forget the Olympics. Bring back the Dionysia. I want to know who
       | writes the best tragedy.
        
         | jfengel wrote:
         | The Oscars are a weak substitute. Much less wailing and
         | gnashing of teeth.
        
         | klyrs wrote:
         | They tried, it roused the snooze mob
        
       | elashri wrote:
       | One particular difficulty is that now we have hundreds of
       | countries with hundreds of languages (thousands) so you will not
       | be able to put any objective (and probably even subjective)
       | criteria to judge. Some languages have better poetry structure by
       | default (i.e Arabic) and if we translate everything to English
       | (one of the worst languages for poetry in my subjective opinion)
       | then you will lose much of the originality and meanings that is
       | attached to language structures used.
        
         | TomK32 wrote:
         | If anything the number of languages is decreasing and
         | Independent participants do exist
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Independent_Olympians_at_the_O...
         | and we even saw mixed team
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mixed_teams_at_the_Olympics
        
       | duxup wrote:
       | During the opening and closing ceremony they liked to use the
       | word "athletics" a lot.
       | 
       | Granted I think it would be cool to have art Olympics but also
       | ... judging would be kind of painfully subjective.
       | 
       | And if it wasn't subjective, somehow, it would be horrible.
        
       | TomK32 wrote:
       | Are poetryslams a thing outside the german speaking sphere? How
       | about olympic hip hop battles?
        
         | EGreg wrote:
         | I think they were a big thing in Arabia during the time of
         | Mohammad
        
         | dhosek wrote:
         | They're a thing in the US as well. I think, in fact, that the
         | first slam poetry event took place in Chicago. The youth slams
         | that I heard while I was teaching tended towards overwrought,
         | but I've heard some good stuff at the more professional level.
         | HBO used to show slam poets, but I don't think they do anymore.
        
         | 999900000999 wrote:
         | International Rap Olympics.
         | 
         | I love Hip Hop, but you can't directly compare rap between
         | languages.
         | 
         | International DJ competitions could work though, I think DMC is
         | one.
        
         | NoNotTheDuo wrote:
         | Yasiin Bey (formerly known as Mos Def) and Russell Simmons
         | hosted/ran a TV Series on HBO in the early 2000s called Def
         | Poetry: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0329823
        
       | karaterobot wrote:
       | > "The main stumbling block can be summed up in a few words: fear
       | of the classical," the baron wrote. He believed this fear
       | permeated every category. Take literature: Writers were "wholly
       | unfamiliar with the joys of violent muscular effort" and
       | therefore "incapable of describing them for a public that was not
       | very familiar with them either," he bemoaned. "In painting,
       | sports scenes required more line than color, that is to say the
       | opposite of the reigning trends."
       | 
       | Whether this describes the original reason for removing art
       | events from the Olympics, I don't think it's why we won't bring
       | them back.
       | 
       | I also don't believe it's because poetry is wildly unpopular
       | these days. After all, how closely does anybody follow most
       | Olympic events outside of the Olympics themselves? That's kind of
       | the cool thing about the Olympics: they make you white hot
       | interested in diving, curling, etc., for a little while.
       | 
       | Personally, I think the reason a traditional poetry category
       | wouldn't work is because the idea that you can objectively judge
       | poetry is anathema these days. People would hate it, call the
       | judges sorts of disparaging things. It would only be
       | controversial, not satisfying.
       | 
       | Also, poets themselves generally want their work to be
       | appreciated in a different way other than by live, public snap
       | judgments. Our whole orientation toward art is so different these
       | days that this would all be an alien concept.
       | 
       | That said, a battle rap event seems plausible, and would be
       | pretty interesting. But that's distinct from the type of poetry
       | the article is concerned with, both in form, process, and
       | tradition. Low odds that it'll happen in the short term, but it
       | would be pretty neat if it did.
        
       | knbknb wrote:
       | Roman Emperor Nero introduced these in the year 67 AD during the
       | 211th Olympiad:
       | 
       | - Heraldry - Lyre playing - Chariot race with foals - Chariot
       | race with ten horses - Tragedy writing
       | 
       | (He won all of these competitions, of course, despite having
       | crashed during chariot racing.)
        
       | 6gvONxR4sf7o wrote:
       | At first this seems absurd, but then I think about how fun
       | eurovision is and it seems more doable.
        
       | GuB-42 wrote:
       | My theory is that they cancelled the poetry event the year they
       | expected the Vogon delegation to arrive.
        
       | monooso wrote:
       | A recent episode of 99% Invisible discussed this [1].
       | 
       | The first half of the episode, which is equally fascinating, is
       | about the 1968 Mexico Olympics.
       | 
       | [1]: https://pca.st/episode/3edd4bad-573d-4c3a-8430-91e5ffbd6e9f
        
       | dang wrote:
       | Related:
       | 
       |  _Olympic medalists in art competitions_ -
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34410511 - Jan 2023 (12
       | comments)
       | 
       | I feel like there have been other threads about weird Olympic
       | events? (not counting the 1904 marathon here which is its own
       | niche)
        
       | andrewla wrote:
       | Poetry is a hard sell but musical performance is close to an
       | athletic competition -- requires precision and style.
       | 
       | Host city chooses five songs by living artists in a couple of
       | genres, and for each song they decide whether the competition is
       | technical or stylistic. Live performances, nothing pre-recorded,
       | and professional musicians can represent their country of
       | residence.
        
         | Minor49er wrote:
         | How does one judge and score style in this case? Would an EDM
         | and soul fusion cover of Mary Had a Little Lamb defeat an
         | instrumental acid progressive rock version of the song?
        
       | lekanwang wrote:
       | Freestyle rap should be the modern equivalent. Can judge on
       | things like lyricism, flow/delivery, concept/cohesiveness, etc.
        
       | NoboruWataya wrote:
       | On a similar note, the Irish Free State's first Olympic medal was
       | a silver in Painting at the 1924 games, for _The Liffey Swim_ by
       | Jack Butler Yeats, brother of the better-known William Butler
       | Yeats.
        
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