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       Captain Beefheart's 10 Commandments of Guitar Playing (1996)
        
       Author : ohjeez
       Score  : 69 points
       Date   : 2024-07-26 15:23 UTC (7 hours ago)
        
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       | AndrewKemendo wrote:
       | Thank you for posting this. My son is a prodigy guitarist and I'm
       | sending it to him.
       | 
       | CBAHMB is overlooked in the history of rock unfortunately - like
       | most great artists - but Safe as Milk is breathtaking
        
         | jeffbee wrote:
         | Trout Mask Replica was a top-100 album on Rolling Stone's list
         | until 2020 when it got tossed out in the Great Purge of Boomer
         | Trivia That Sucks Actually, and to be quite honest I don't
         | disagree.
        
           | ldx1024 wrote:
           | Trout Mask Replica is the ultimate "it grows on you" record.
           | A masterpiece.
        
             | jeffbee wrote:
             | I am mostly questioning the assertion that it is obscure
             | and overlooked. Major Boomer critics fawned over this
             | record non-stop for fifty years.
        
               | xbar wrote:
               | It is not obscure or overlooked.
               | 
               | I would say that it is so hyped that it is been evaluated
               | by almost everyone, but that most people give less-than-
               | a-full-listen and conclude "I'm out."
               | 
               | I respect their decision.
               | 
               | Sometimes I tell people to watch the Vox Earworm about
               | it. I find it expensive to engage with, so usually I do
               | not--but I never feel like a listen is wasted time.
        
             | BoingBoomTschak wrote:
             | Ehhh, I think it mostly sucks. Some pearls ("Dachau Blues",
             | "Ella Guru", "Sugar & Spikes"), but way too uneven and
             | basically a big forced meme.
             | 
             | With some extensive fat trimming, it could have been as
             | legendary as its reputation, really.
        
               | therouwboat wrote:
               | I don't really get trout mask and I rarely listen to it,
               | but I feel like it needs to be crazy and uneven to be
               | that legendary. If it was just good, it would be like any
               | other record.
        
       | danieldk wrote:
       | I am confused, Captain Beefheart didn't even play guitar, did he?
        
         | DaoVeles wrote:
         | Not that I am aware of, but he sure did like tormenting folks
         | that did play them.
        
         | sambapa wrote:
         | Beefheart(guitarist(guitar))
        
       | itqwertz wrote:
       | Captain Beefheart music is the type of music you're _supposed_ to
       | like , but really doesn't live up to its reputation.
       | 
       | Zappa music, otoh, reveals the genius behind it once you pay
       | attention. Then again, half of his catalog is just self-indulgent
       | wankery he himself admitted he funded through the juvenile songs.
       | 
       | Listen to "Inca Roads" or the whole "Zappa in NY" album and
       | you'll see Zappa's greatness.
        
         | greenthrow wrote:
         | Disagree with you 100%. This is why music is subjective.
        
         | slothtrop wrote:
         | I never understood Beefheart either, but wasn't without talent.
         | Then again, I never understood the Mothers.
         | 
         | Zappa is great. I prefer his more progressive albums.
        
           | vjulian wrote:
           | I never understood Zappa until I listened to his orchestral
           | and chamber music. I thought he was a rock guy and doing the
           | usual trite "with Symphony Orchestra" music that rock guys
           | did. I was wrong. He knows what's he's doing, and he's
           | outstanding.
           | 
           | I find his later compositions for rock ensemble are way out
           | there but brilliant. Earlier stuff like in Burnt Weeny
           | Sandwich (Igor's Boogies, Prelude to Holiday in Berlin) I
           | find brilliant and hilarious. I don't understand the
           | attraction to some of his pure rock music, but I can
           | understand his interest in the vernacular.
           | 
           | Beefheart bore obvious similarities and parallels with Zappa
           | in some respects, but I don't think one way or the other
           | about his music. He's clearly one heck of an all round artist
           | though.
        
             | DaoVeles wrote:
             | I would say they are both similar in that they both tried
             | to push the boundaries of their art, even if it would come
             | off as silly at times.
        
         | rwmj wrote:
         | Beefheart's music is fantastic and certainly does live up to
         | his reputation.
         | 
         | But having said that he did have a very variable and sometimes
         | terrible middle period (Bluejeans & Moonbeams and similar).
        
           | KwisatzHaderack wrote:
           | Here is his acclaimed album "Trout Mask Replica" if anyone
           | wants to hear for themselves https://youtu.be/aF0g-2SeoMM
        
             | rwmj wrote:
             | It's a great album, but I probably wouldn't start there.
             | Safe As Milk (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safe_as_Milk)
             | is a more straightforward blue album, or the more
             | "experimental-yet-commercial" Clear Spot
             | (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clear_Spot).
             | 
             | Edit: I wanted to add that the first few times I listened
             | to Trout Mask Replica I really didn't like it and didn't
             | get why anyone would think it was good.
        
             | dpifke wrote:
             | Normally, I avoid YouTube comments like the plague, but
             | gotta give it up for the top comment there:
             | 
             |  _@bigman1688 4 years ago_
             | 
             |  _oh ok, when captain beefheart does advanced polyrhythms
             | and experimental time signatures he 's a "visionary" and
             | "avant-garde musician" but when i do it i'm "annoying" and
             | "need to leave guitar center"_
        
           | DaoVeles wrote:
           | I would defend Bluejeans & Moonbeams by itself, it is
           | pleasant enough and I like the laid back vibe of the whole
           | thing. But in comparison to everything else he had done, it
           | was a low point.
        
         | blast wrote:
         | I strongly prefer Beefheart to Zappa. Beefheart was a genius
         | with a vision from another planet. Zappa was talented but his
         | smugness and middle-school humor ruin it for me. His freakiness
         | always seems showy, like he's trying to prove how different and
         | smart he is. Beefheart on the other hand was a being who
         | absorbed different chemicals from Earth's atmosphere.
         | 
         | He was abusive to his TMR bandmates though - to the point of
         | running a cult. They resorted to shoplifting just to eat.
        
         | karaterobot wrote:
         | I tried to like Zappa. I like the idea of Zappa. My brother got
         | a tattoo of Frank Zappa's face on on his bicep in the army, and
         | we agree on a lot of music. Imagine my dismay when I admitted I
         | couldn't like _any_ of it. On the other hand _Trout Mask
         | Replica_ is at least an interesting album.
        
           | NDizzle wrote:
           | You don't like ANY of it? Not even Apostrophe / Overnite
           | Sensation?!
        
           | zzzbra wrote:
           | Zoot Allures was pretty good. besides that the only thing I
           | like by him is his earliest stuff, like Lumpy Gravy. 90% of
           | the his discography is unlistenable to me, and I listen
           | mostly to stuff that people would classify as unlistenable.
        
           | DaoVeles wrote:
           | Zappa is the Dr Pepper of music. Either you like it or hate
           | it.
        
           | jawilson2 wrote:
           | I feel the same about the Grateful Dead. I like jam bands, I
           | like all of the bands and musicians that hung out with or
           | played with them, all of my friends like them. Ripple is
           | pretty nice. I should absolutely like them, but whatever
           | magic is there my ears don't pick up on. Their studio version
           | of Good Lovin might be the worst thing a "good" band I have
           | ever heard recorded, like a shitty band at the community 4th
           | of July party that 17 people are dancing to and the other
           | 2000 are trying to ignore.
        
           | nick12r55t1 wrote:
           | I just listened to a Zappa song for the first time... bobby
           | brown. Sounds just like Reggie Watts to me! Add in some Weird
           | Al.
        
         | nine_k wrote:
         | Zappa is technically breathtaking; for instance, Steve Vai is
         | listed in a few of his orchestra tracks as "doing impossible
         | guitar stunts", and there are many more examples.
         | 
         | But Zappa was never, like, serious, he always was ironic,
         | sarcastic, or downright clownish, and always, it seems, looked
         | down at the audience. This makes his music sound great at a
         | Saturday night show, and less so elsewhere.
        
           | DaoVeles wrote:
           | What makes you think he looked down at his audience? It
           | always seemed more like the audience was the people that
           | didn't take it too seriously and thus that is why they were
           | fans.
        
             | nine_k wrote:
             | > _In the old days it wasn't like that. At that time the
             | audiences were hostile to what we did. They gave us a bad
             | time. Now, historically, musicians have felt real hurt if
             | the audience expressed displeasure with their performance.
             | They apologized and tried to make the people love them. We
             | didn't do that. We told the audience to get fucked._
             | 
             | Interview to The Rolling Stone,1968.
             | 
             | https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/the-rolling-
             | st...
             | 
             | There are many more snarky comments which Zappa directed at
             | his audience, and any audience in general, and likely the
             | humankind as a whole. I think this is the reason he created
             | technically brilliant and invariably ironic pieces: he did
             | not think that a worthy audience exists, maybe except his
             | orchestra and a few other musicians.
        
               | the-rc wrote:
               | That might have been 1968. It's not like he worshipped
               | his audience later, but he did get to a point where the
               | fan base was large enough and more "in tune" with his
               | thinking, organically. He made the comment that nobody
               | could get 100% of what he'd do, simply because
               | everybody's life experiences are unique, but maybe
               | someone somewhere has enough context for 50-60% of his
               | output. In later interviews he said that he offered a
               | certain kind of product, which many might not like, but
               | enough people did like, kinda employing him for
               | entertainment. He just wouldn't go out of his way to
               | cater to them. And he did know that the people at his
               | concerts or buying his records were not a monolith. The
               | most he might have done for them was when the band
               | learned Whipping Post a whole seven years after a fan had
               | interrupted the 1974 concert in Helsinki to request it.
               | :-)
               | 
               | (If you think he liked orchestras, you should read about
               | his LSO recordings and how he had to rescue them by
               | editing tapes with razor blades. He wasn't actually happy
               | until he recorded with the Ensemble Modern at the end of
               | his life.)
        
           | noefingway wrote:
           | Always been a Zappa fan since the first Mothers album. I
           | always found is humor in music and words appealing. His band
           | was always tight, great musicians. I many of his albums but I
           | have to say Live at the Fillmore East (1971) is my favorite.
        
         | vjulian wrote:
         | Zappa in New York... it is truly amazing to me how
         | exceptionally skilled his ensemble his. Without exaggeration,
         | that's one of the most skilled ensembles I've ever heard, and
         | I'm not just talking rock music.
        
       | chrisdhoover wrote:
       | Shiny Beast is a great album
        
       | imp0cat wrote:
       | Some are great: When you're not playing your guitar, cover it and
       | keep it in a dark place. If you don't play your guitar for more
       | than a day, be sure you put a saucer of water in with it.
       | 
       | Some are weird: Don't wipe the sweat off your instrument
        
         | mrob wrote:
         | That water tip might be a good idea if you live in a desert
         | climate, but in a lot of places it's only going to make your
         | guitar go warped or moldy. Ideal humidity for acoustic guitars
         | is usually stated as 50% relative humidity. It's not so
         | important for electric but you still want to avoid extremes.
        
           | crb3 wrote:
           | Lancaster CA is high desert.
        
       | zzzbra wrote:
       | Did not expect to see wfmu.org's Beware of the Blog on the front-
       | page of Hacker News but here we are.
        
       | localghost3000 wrote:
       | You know, I have tried on numerous occasions to get into
       | Beefheart and it never lands. Fans of his stuff describe it as
       | some higher level of musicianship and sophistication but it just
       | sounds to me like a band that can't play and is just kind of
       | owning that.
       | 
       | I watched a Beefheart documentary once where a fan said something
       | to the effect of "It sounds like noise but if you listen closely,
       | each band member is playing a totally different time signature
       | and key". I mean yeah. That's pretty much what it sounds like
       | lol.
        
       | vajrabum wrote:
       | I love this sort of stuff. Here's some advice that the famous
       | jazz pianist and composer Thelonius Monk gave his musicians as
       | written down by the Saxophonist Steve Lacy in 1960. It's not
       | quite as off the wall as Captain Beefhart. Still great stuff and
       | also idiosyncratic. "They tried to get me to hate white people,
       | but someone would always come along & spoil it." might be the
       | best line for non-musicians:
       | https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/thelonious-monk-25-handwritten-...
       | 
       | And some lists of advice for songwriters from a couple of
       | songwriters: https://indiemusicfeedback.com/words-of-advice-for-
       | musicians...
        
       | Simon_ORourke wrote:
       | There's a story my uncle told me about meeting Beefheart after
       | some gig in Phoenix in the early 70's, where he literally bumped
       | into him outside the stage door after the show. My uncle,
       | basically awestruck, offered Beefheart a smoke, which the great
       | man heartily accepted and promptly ate.
       | 
       | One of nature's great prototypes...
        
       | bartread wrote:
       | Well now that site is a crock of gold from the Old Web, isn't it?
       | Just the kind of thing I enjoy exploring in my idle minutes, and
       | far better for my state of mind than doomscrolling Reddit,
       | Facebook, instagram, TikTok, and the rest.
       | 
       | Thank you for sharing!
        
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