[HN Gopher] The Delusion of the Polygraph
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       The Delusion of the Polygraph
        
       Author : bookofjoe
       Score  : 235 points
       Date   : 2024-07-15 23:39 UTC (23 hours ago)
        
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       | dboreham wrote:
       | Lots of these. E.g. changing car engine oil every 20 minutes.
       | Although this doesn't extend to the US government -- the army
       | periodically samples oil and changes when it actually needs to be
       | changed.
        
         | amtamt wrote:
         | Situations like these https://www.thehulltruth.com/boating-
         | forum/183583-fuel-tank-... could be the reason to test oil
         | frequently.
        
         | rascul wrote:
         | The US Army changes oil in their trucks based on the schedule
         | in the Technical Manual, not based on sample analysis.
        
         | Timothee wrote:
         | I discovered the engine oil thing in the past two years.
         | 
         | In the US, I've always heard something like every 3 months or
         | 3,000 to 5,000 miles. The cars even warn you in that timeframe.
         | 
         | In Europe, a mechanic was very confused when I talked about an
         | oil change when one was done the prior year. He said it's more
         | every 2 years or 20,000 to 25,000 kilometers. Once again the
         | cars were set up to warn at that distance.
         | 
         | I'd love to get to the bottom of it. Why such a difference? I
         | can understand the garages wanting the extra business, but why
         | would the car manufacturers go with it?
        
           | vundercind wrote:
           | Free oil changes from dealers are often offered on new cars.
           | Getting you in to the dealer more often may benefit them in
           | some ways:
           | 
           | 1) Opportunity to upsell other services,
           | 
           | 2) Some people (quite a lot, actually) have alien-to-me car
           | buying habits and might be convinced to trade in their new
           | car after only a year or two and buy another new one if you
           | can just get them into the dealer at the right time.
           | 
           | No clue if that's why they do it, but maybe.
        
             | karaterobot wrote:
             | FWIW, every time I've had my oil changed at the dealership
             | (dozens of times, but only 3 different dealers, so take it
             | with a grain of salt) it's always been done by the service
             | department, with no interaction from sales at all, and
             | therefore no upselling or discussion about trading.
        
           | kevstev wrote:
           | In this case I think the times have changed but old advice
           | has stuck. From my understanding, cars until the 80s or so
           | did need their oil changed this often, but newer cars with
           | EFI and especially if you use synthetic, its no longer
           | necessary to do so. Its been many years since I bought a new
           | car, but IIRC even the mid 2000s you were supposed to get an
           | oil change relatively soon after getting a car as fine
           | particles that weren't entirely machined off should have been
           | worked off in the first thousand miles or so and you were
           | told to get an oil change then.
           | 
           | There is also the case of changing oil for hot and cold
           | seasons- getting thinner oil in the winter and thicker in
           | warmer weather to adjust. I think thats more or less a thing
           | of the past as well, my Honda does not specify/recommend this
           | in the owners manual but perhaps some cars do?
           | 
           | Old adages sometimes stick around forever though- especially
           | when there is money to be made in keeping them alive.
        
             | jtriangle wrote:
             | Remember that the manufacturers recommendations are
             | designed around keeping the car operational through
             | whatever warranty period they sell the car with. It's not
             | some sort of ideal program and some benefit exists from
             | changing fluids more often than specified.
             | 
             | Specifically, transmission fluid is often considered
             | 'lifetime' fluid that doesn't need to be changed, and, if
             | you follow that advice, you end up replacing the
             | transmission, an expensive endeavor, whereas if you don't,
             | you can typically double its usable lifetime.
             | 
             | You also have to be careful about engine oil, because the
             | margin of error is very small. Most modern cars have an oil
             | minder, and those work well provided the oil itself is in
             | spec.
        
           | imp0cat wrote:
           | Oh if only it was that easy.
           | 
           | Those extremely long intervals will only work for cars that
           | travel long distances, where the engine has a chance to warm-
           | up and burn off any residual gasoline that gets in the oil
           | during cold starts. If said car spends most of its life in a
           | city, doing short trips, the oil gets rapidly dilluted and
           | loses the ability to lubricate the engine properly.
           | 
           | Most modern cars will take all this into account when trying
           | to determine when the next oil change is due. Also,
           | manufacturers nowadays usually specify shorter intervals (6
           | months or 7500km) for modern direct injection engines that
           | only drive in a city.
        
           | kayodelycaon wrote:
           | Modern Toyota engines require regular oil changes because
           | their tolerances and oil are very thin. You certainly can run
           | them with far less but they won't last nearly as long
        
       | Terr_ wrote:
       | > But the machine remains useful for extracting confessions.
       | [...] Despite a growing body of evidence, including hundreds of
       | exonerations based on DNA evidence, most people don't believe in
       | false confessions.
       | 
       | Arguably the bigger/worse false belief right there.
       | 
       | > First the exam makes you doubt or forget your memories. Then,
       | by forcing you to re-access them again and again under stress, it
       | literally rewrites them.
       | 
       | To some extent this happens naturally, so if the questioner
       | _really_ wants accuracy, you won 't force people to re-access the
       | memory for no good reason.
        
         | Netcob wrote:
         | There is an entire little ecosystem/subculture around
         | "repressed memories" doing a lot of harm to vulnerable people.
         | Basically you go to a "therapist", they do some sort of
         | hypnosis/interview session where they ask you a lot of very
         | leading questions, and then you leave having been convinced
         | that your family or a satanic cult abused you as a kid (or in
         | some cases that you have been abducted by aliens). The person
         | performing this interview might not even be aware they are
         | doing anything wrong, to them those leading questions ("Do you
         | see anyone else in the room with you? Look closer, are you
         | sure?") may just be how you get to the truth.
        
           | denton-scratch wrote:
           | > (or in some cases that you have been abducted by aliens)
           | 
           | Really? There are therapists who will try to convince you
           | that you were abducted by aliens?
        
             | nemomarx wrote:
             | I don't think anymore, but in the last century there were
             | several cases of therapists using hypnosis to unlock
             | "repressed memories" of alien abductions. They usually
             | wrote up books about it for profit.
        
             | RIMR wrote:
             | Not specifically, but they will follow the absurd path of
             | asking you leading questions until you convince yourself
             | that you were abducted by aliens, and then being quacks
             | will decide that their methodology couldn't be wrong, and
             | so they validate your own invented beliefs no matter how
             | stupid.
             | 
             | If it keeps you coming back for another session, they'll
             | keep doing it, even if they know the whole process is
             | bullshit.
        
       | dvh wrote:
       | First sentence on Wikipedia:
       | 
       | >A polygraph, often incorrectly referred to as a lie detector
       | test, is a junk science device or procedure that measures and
       | records several physiological indicators such as blood pressure,
       | pulse, respiration, and skin conductivity while a person is asked
       | and answers a series of questions.
        
       | crystal_revenge wrote:
       | I awhile back I used to do work with a major DARPA contractor. If
       | you're familiar with security clearance for these roles, you know
       | that at the higher levels of clearance you eventually need to
       | take a polygraph exam.
       | 
       | I was never interested in going the clearance route, but got into
       | a conversation with a grizzled industry vet that seemed like a
       | character torn from a hard-boiled detective novel.
       | 
       | At the time I had recently learned that polygraph exams were
       | "fake" and when the topic of the exam came up I was quick to
       | point this out. His comment surprised me, and, in a sense,
       | demonstrated to me that saying a polygraph is "fake" is akin to
       | saying WWE wrestling is "fake". Of course it _is_ , but that is a
       | misunderstanding that what you're watching is a _real_
       | performance.
       | 
       | He said the polygraph itself is just a tool for the interviewer.
       | The real value was in someone who knew how to use the machine to
       | convince the subject that _they_ knew the truth. He continue that
       | in his time he knew some mighty good interviewers who could
       | easily extract anything they needed from you.
       | 
       | My father did go the clearance route, and when I asked him about
       | the polygraph he told me he confessed things to the interviewers
       | he would never have told my mother. "Fake" or "real" the
       | polygraph _does_ work in this sense.
        
         | keiferski wrote:
         | Yeah, polygraphs remind me of those TV shows where the
         | investigator pretends to use magic, voodoo, astral signs, etc.
         | to solve the crime, but is really just using them to manipulate
         | the psychology of the subject and see their reaction.
         | 
         | Put simply, the polygraph is a powerful tool if the subject
         | _believes_ it is a powerful tool.
        
           | Terr_ wrote:
           | That's incomplete. As the article points out:
           | 
           | > Even the United States government isn't dumb enough to
           | believe the polygraph works. The machine's real purpose is
           | symbolic, as an icon of the power of the state. Law
           | enforcement agencies don't use the machine to detect lies.
           | They use it to coerce confessions. [...] It's a fact, part of
           | a story power tells itself to justify its power. Maybe you
           | can beat the machine-- they don't detect lies, so it's not
           | that hard--but you can't beat an entire country that believes
           | in it.
           | 
           | Even if you _know_ its nonsense, there 's still something
           | coercive of any system where it can be used as a pretext to
           | punish you, or where you are punished for not pretending to
           | believe in it.
        
             | Joker_vD wrote:
             | > They use it to coerce confessions.
             | 
             | It boggles my mind than confession even counts as evidence
             | but then again, so does any other testimony. Sure, it made
             | sense when we had almost no forensics (and that's the times
             | that shaped our legal systems) but today we do, don't we?
        
               | Ekaros wrote:
               | Living in civilised country I find whole confession,
               | anything you say, can't lie in your own defence thing so
               | absolutely abhorrent. To me it seems absolutely sensible
               | that you should be able to decide what is your statement
               | as answer to any question by state. And if you are on
               | stand in trial as defendant you should be able to lie
               | however much you want. The prosecution must prove you
               | were lying, but the act itself cannot be illegal.
        
               | 542354234235 wrote:
               | >Sure, it made sense when we had almost no forensics (and
               | that's the times that shaped our legal systems) but today
               | we do, don't we?
               | 
               | The CSI effect. The amount of forensics that people think
               | will be presented in an average case is so much more than
               | actually are. Finding and collecting usable fingerprints,
               | DNA, shoe imprints, etc. does not happen in every case.
               | Most cases are a lot of circumstantial evidence all
               | pointing to the same person.
        
               | SAI_Peregrinus wrote:
               | Fingerprints, DNA, shoe imprints, & other forensic
               | evidence _are_ circumstantial. Evidence is legally either
               | circumstantial or testimonial, there 's no other
               | category. Most cases are a lot of testimonial evidence
               | all pointing to the same person!
        
               | lazide wrote:
               | Even if CSI was real (which it isn't even close), the
               | vast majority of actions anyone takes leave no
               | discernible evidence that isn't immediately made useless
               | through entropy.
               | 
               | And the most important element in almost every crime
               | (intent) almost never leaves any evidence at all.
               | 
               | IMO the biggest subtle lie that CSI convinces people of
               | is not that facts can be determined so easily and
               | unambiguously - though that is a lie - but that the
               | evidence found and any conclusions from it will
               | fundamentally _matter_. Each piece of evidence is always
               | some turn of the plot.
               | 
               | In real life, it usually doesn't. Too much ambiguity, or
               | inconclusive or inconsistent results. Or false
               | positive/negatives. Or data which is useless in the
               | vacuum of other missing information.
               | 
               | In real life, it's a frustrated and depressing slog -
               | punctuated by occasional moments of elation and/or terror
               | - being a detective.
               | 
               | So what could be more compelling than someone telling
               | everyone in their own words their intent and their
               | actions, so everyone can stop guessing and 'know for
               | sure'? That's what a confession is.
               | 
               | Which conveniently at the end of nearly every crime show
               | the suspect actually does.
               | 
               | In real life, some do that - but many lawyer up, and you
               | spend years dealing with every kind of bullshit and
               | confusion game a professional can throw at you, instead
               | of closure and a clear answer.
               | 
               | The polygraph is an attempt at bluffing folks into 'we
               | got you' moments. Which does sometimes work! But the
               | pressure and techniques applied can also result in people
               | falsely confessing to things that never happened, or
               | getting confused themselves and 'failing/lying' when they
               | were actually relaying the truth.
        
         | ezoe wrote:
         | A dangerous thought. There is no proof the interviewee tell the
         | truth. It's easy to plant a fake memory to humans and make them
         | believe it's "real".
         | 
         | Oh what am I thinking? The important thing is, the interviewer
         | can produce a lot of "confessions" and "revealing of truth".
         | They will be evaluated a good interviewer. Secure their job
         | position. Sounds good. /s
        
         | quadhome wrote:
         | Except there is _no evidence_ it helps even "good" interviewers
         | "extract" anything resembling truth. And there is lots of
         | evidence it does not.
         | 
         | This comment is a perfect study of this almost uniquely
         | American insane phenomenon.
         | 
         | But then I don't question Koreans about fan death.
        
           | vasco wrote:
           | What do you make of the placebo effect?
           | 
           | The polygraph obviously has no basis for working, but while a
           | sugar pill doesn't make a tumor disappear, it can be very
           | good at pain management.
           | 
           | I still wouldn't use it in the context of the justice system,
           | though.
        
             | codr7 wrote:
             | So you mind can fix pain, but not tumors?
             | 
             | Where do you draw the line?
        
               | tsimionescu wrote:
               | At things that only exist in the mind, like, say, pain.
        
             | knallfrosch wrote:
             | The problem is that the polygraph doesn't work on both
             | levels. Obviously, it doesn't detect lies. But more to the
             | point, it also doesn't extract useful information from most
             | liars, and leads to fake confessions.
             | 
             | To stay in your metaphor:
             | 
             | - Not only do sugar pills not cure tumors, but imagine -
             | 60% of recipients don't report decreased pain levels (no
             | placebo effect) - 20% of recipients feel more pain
        
             | ADeerAppeared wrote:
             | > What do you make of the placebo effect?
             | 
             | The placebo effect is _measurable_. If there is no
             | measurable improvement, there 's no placebo effect either.
             | 
             | Bear in mind that what most claims in favour of the
             | polygraph measure is not _truth_ but _potentially-false
             | confession_. Extracting false confessions is relatively
             | easy, it 's also completely f-ing useless to wider society
             | and massively harmful to the victim.
        
               | meowface wrote:
               | I see no issues with using polygraphs for hiring at
               | intelligence agencies (I defer back to the comment about
               | people missing the point of it), but as an investigative
               | tool it's definitely a net negative.
        
               | ToucanLoucan wrote:
               | You're assuming truth is the goal, which isn't correct.
               | The goal of police is to close cases, and in this goal,
               | polygraphs are quite effective.
               | 
               | They don't care if you actually did the crime, they care
               | that they can extract a confession, or provide damning
               | evidence to a prosecutor that lets them throw you in
               | prison, so they can put a nice big checkmark on that
               | case. Did they actually jail who was responsible? Maybe
               | not, but who cares about that, apart from you?
               | 
               | Same reason for Forensics to exist. Don't misunderstand,
               | _some_ Forensic science has validity in many cases, but a
               | lot of it is just straight up nonsense that isn 't proven
               | or peer-reviewed in the slightest, in fact many Forensic
               | sciences that appear in modern court cases are
               | completely, 100% debunked.
               | 
               | And like, why should they care? Even if you hire a crack
               | lawyer team that gets you out of the court case, it's not
               | like anyone involved in the investigation that almost
               | threw an innocent man in jail is going to suffer an ounce
               | of consequences. Or hell, even if you're wrongly
               | convicted, worst case scenario you get a financial
               | judgement after years of litigation, that's paid for by
               | the taxpayers.
        
             | Sesse__ wrote:
             | A sugar pill does not make tumors disappear. That's not
             | what the placebo effect does; it changes your perception of
             | pain and well-being, but not much else. (Of course, that
             | can have a value in itself, but it's nothing like the
             | magical healing effects found in urban legends.)
        
               | em-bee wrote:
               | the healing effect comes from the fact that your
               | perception of pain and well-being actually contribute to
               | the healing process.
        
               | vasco wrote:
               | You must've misread what I wrote, since we both said the
               | same thing.
        
               | SkyPuncher wrote:
               | I think OP is trying to say exactly what you're arguing
        
             | voxic11 wrote:
             | The placebo effect itself isn't real (at least in the vast
             | majority of cases where it has been claimed to exist), when
             | people measure a "placebo effect" what they are actually
             | measuring is simply a regression toward the mean, not a
             | causal effect.
             | 
             | https://slatestarcodex.com/2018/01/31/powerless-placebos/
             | 
             | https://www.dcscience.net/2015/12/11/placebo-effects-are-
             | wea...
             | 
             | https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/6369471/
             | 
             | https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6707261/
        
               | krferriter wrote:
               | I don't think this is right. Placebo effect definitely
               | exists for conditions that are largely influenced by
               | mental perception. The common example is pain. You can
               | reduce people's perception of pain by deploying the
               | placebo effect, e.g. giving them sugar pills that you
               | convince them will reduce their pain. It extends to other
               | similar conditions which are not generally (or possible
               | to be) measured directly, but rather based on a patient's
               | self-reported scoring. Like "on on a scale of 1-10 how
               | would you rate your experience of this condition".
               | Placebo effect can work for that. But not for other more
               | tangible conditions.
        
               | voxic11 wrote:
               | Did you read any of the articles I linked?
               | 
               | > The most important study on the placebo effect is
               | Hrobjartsson and Gotzsche's Is The Placebo Powerless?,
               | updated three years later by a systematic review and
               | seven years later with a Cochrane review. All three
               | looked at studies comparing a real drug, a placebo drug,
               | and no drug (by the third, over 200 such studies) - and,
               | in general, found little benefit of the placebo drug over
               | no drug at all. There were some possible minor placebo
               | effects in a few isolated conditions - mostly pain - but
               | overall H&G concluded that the placebo effect was
               | clinically insignificant. Despite a few half-hearted
               | tries, no one has been able to produce much evidence
               | they're wrong. This is kind of surprising, since everyone
               | has been obsessing over placebos and saying they're
               | super-important for the past fifty years.
        
               | joquarky wrote:
               | Using science to attempt to measure qualia sounds like a
               | good way to produce whatever results you want.
        
               | gosub100 wrote:
               | The words "clinically significant" and "benefit" are not
               | the same thing as the effect being real. To me it reads
               | as if they are testing the hypothesis that a patient
               | comes into ER with a sprained ankle and the doctor gives
               | them this "new powerful prescription pain pill that just
               | came out" and instead tricks them with a sugar pill. If
               | this worked, I'm sure it would be used as much as
               | possible. And the study you linked is simply confirming
               | that PE is not an effective treatment for anything.
               | 
               | That's not the topic at hand here, which is "is the PE
               | real?". For me it absolutely is.
        
               | gosub100 wrote:
               | In my mid 20s I tried antidepressants for the first time.
               | To me it was a big step because like many, I had a false
               | perception of it having an unnatural effect on my
               | personality, but I was finally ready to try them. The
               | doctor said they will take at least 2 weeks to have any
               | effect, and despite knowing that AND knowing about the
               | placebo effect, I still "felt better" for several days
               | after I started the regimen. To me, that was absolutely
               | proof of the placebo effect, especially because after the
               | 2 week window the effect was a backfire where I was in
               | bed for a day and couldn't do anything. The pills
               | backfired on me.
        
               | swores wrote:
               | A single data point like that should never be considered
               | anything close to "absolute proof" of anything - because
               | you have absolutely no way of knowing that, for whatever
               | reason (random chance, or the food you were eating at the
               | time, or a compliment somebody paid you on the day you
               | started taking them, or....), you might have felt better
               | on those first days even if you hadn't started taking
               | antidepressants at all.
               | 
               | Correlation is not causation, as they say.
               | 
               | (Hope your depression is gone or at least not too bad now
               | days, regardless of what drugs or placebos may have
               | played a part!)
        
               | NoMoreNicksLeft wrote:
               | Not only does a placebo reduce pain, naloxone will
               | reverse the pain reduction just like it would if you'd
               | given them morphone instead. Placebo effect isn't simple
               | psychosomatic, rather something real and physical is
               | going on inside the human body.
        
             | lazide wrote:
             | In a small but measurable percent of cases, the sugar pill
             | _does_ actually make tumors disappear though.
             | [https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/12509397/], and helps with
             | almost every other factor of care in much larger
             | percentages of the time.
        
               | jayrot wrote:
               | Literally from your link :
               | 
               | > Conclusion: In randomized double-blinded, placebo-
               | controlled trials, presumably with minimum sources of
               | bias, placebos are sometimes associated with improved
               | control of symptoms such as pain and appetite but rarely
               | with positive tumor response. Substantial improvements in
               | symptoms and quality of life are unlikely to be due to
               | placebo effects.
        
           | 1992spacemovie wrote:
           | My dude you are way over-thinking the polygraph. This is the
           | more-usual setting it is applied in:
           | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgrO_rAaiq0
        
           | User23 wrote:
           | > no evidence
           | 
           | Saying "there is no evidence" is sloppy cable political TV
           | tier rhetoric. There is absolutely evidence[1]. You and
           | others may not find that evidence convincing, or otherwise
           | think polygraphs shouldn't be used, but nevertheless it
           | exists. A brief survey of the evidence suggests that the
           | polygraph is probably slightly better than chance, but with
           | high enough error bars that we should be very cautious about
           | its use.
           | 
           | [1] https://nap.nationalacademies.org/read/10420/chapter/7
        
           | darby_nine wrote:
           | The point is not to extract truth, it's to extract behavior.
           | It's the fact you can convince a judge or jury to take the
           | evidence as evidence of truth that's a problem.
        
             | Clubber wrote:
             | Polygraphs are usually inadmissible in court. It's
             | unfortunate that "usually" applies.
             | 
             | https://www.hg.org/legal-articles/is-a-polygraph-test-
             | admiss...
        
             | krferriter wrote:
             | If the interviewee's behavior is not indicative of truth
             | then the test serves no purpose other than allowing the
             | interviewer or whoever commissioned the test (like a
             | prosecutor or employer) to invalidly convince other people
             | that the interviewee was lying
        
               | SAI_Peregrinus wrote:
               | That's exactly the point.
        
               | bangaladore wrote:
               | That and to convince the interviewee that the interviewer
               | _knows_ they are lying.
        
           | jvanderbot wrote:
           | It's not about extracting facts, it's about establishing
           | justification for the decision made by the interviewer. Sorry
           | you "failed your poly".
           | 
           | Here's a good example: https://www.salon.com/2013/11/03/lies_
           | i_told_to_become_a_spy...
        
           | mistermann wrote:
           | What evidence do you have that there is no evidence?
           | 
           | For sure, you have:
           | 
           | - your opinion
           | 
           | - your knowledge (which is a subset of all that is
           | known/"known", which is a subset of all that exists...though,
           | it all typically seems other than this, such is culturally
           | conditioned consciousness), have you something over and above
           | this?
           | 
           | Just in case, please do not do this:
           | 
           | https://www.logicallyfallacious.com/logicalfallacies/Shiftin.
           | ..
        
         | powersnail wrote:
         | I can see how pressure would be applied when seeing the machine
         | is leaning towards "lying", possibly breaking the subject's
         | effort to lie.
         | 
         | But what would be the interviewer's strategy, if the subjects
         | insist that they are telling the truth regardless of how the
         | interviewer manipulates the machine? Wouldn't it immediately
         | start discrediting the whole process if the subject is in fact
         | telling the truth? I'm telling the truth here, and yet your
         | machine says I'm not, hence it's broken, and hence I'll happily
         | lie in the subsequent questions when it actually matters.
        
           | vasco wrote:
           | Most innocent people doubt their innocence when strongly
           | accused even when they know they are right. Just a tiny bit,
           | but in the right setting and with enough wearing you down,
           | you can make innocent people believe they did it. I've seen
           | it happen right in front of me.
        
             | willis936 wrote:
             | That's why you don't talk to cops. Have a lawyer present
             | and use the courts that us taxpayers pay for.
        
               | lazide wrote:
               | Also why narcissistic and psychopathic manipulators are
               | so dangerous.
               | 
               | They don't have to be cops. Most aren't.
        
             | Aerroon wrote:
             | I wonder if this is related to people adding ambiguity to
             | what they're saying.
             | 
             | Eg instead of saying "it's 20 degrees outside" they will
             | say "last I checked it was about 20 degrees".
             | 
             | They change their phrasing because they want others to not
             | think that they are wrong. By doing this they undermine
             | their own credibility though.
        
               | BenjiWiebe wrote:
               | Hmmm. People who make absolute statements like that
               | generally* undermine their own credibility in my mind.
               | 
               | *I do it lots. Partly because the way my mind runs, I can
               | nearly always (lol, can't help it) come up with possible
               | conditions where I'd be wrong.
        
             | powersnail wrote:
             | But what's the point of making innocent confess to false
             | crimes in this setting? (i.e. requiring polygraph for job
             | application)
             | 
             | I would imagine the entire point of doing a test would be
             | to find out who is innocent and who is lying about being
             | innocent. If you pressure the innocent into false
             | confession, wouldn't it just make everything even more
             | difficult?
        
               | josefx wrote:
               | In the context of a job application? Making up excuses to
               | hide discrimination, maybe artificially limit the pool of
               | applications to get around other hiring restrictions? Put
               | the applicant on the back foot or make them share
               | information they normally wouldn't? There are probably
               | many ways to abuse it.
        
           | 542354234235 wrote:
           | The polygraph would be used as the "bad cop" in the good cop,
           | bad cop routine. After a line of questioning where the
           | interrogator/polygrapher suspects lying, or is fishing for
           | more information, they might say something like "everything
           | sounded good but the machine is showing some deception. Is
           | there anything you can think of that might be causing these
           | readings? Anything you didn't tell me? I want to get you out
           | of here, but we need to resolve these results." If the
           | machine does show spikes during certain lines of questioning
           | but not others, for instance about someone's timeline on the
           | day of a murder vs their relationship to the victim, it can
           | be a reason to pursue further questioning in that area.
           | 
           | Given all the ways polygraphs can be misused or abused, the
           | only real use I see is as in interrogation tool. But given
           | the issues with false confessions in general, I think the
           | interrogation should hold less weight, but that is a whole
           | other issue.
        
         | callalex wrote:
         | That just means the interview process is selecting for only
         | completely uninformed idiots. What does that say about the
         | resulting organization?
        
           | boffinAudio wrote:
           | That its a cult.
        
             | hunter-gatherer wrote:
             | Commenter subjectsigma understands this. In a former life I
             | had jobs that required a polygraph, and I was not in a
             | cult, nor does the interview process select for uniformed
             | idiots. Both of you are reacting to commentary that the
             | author barely understands and that neither of you clearly
             | understand.
             | 
             | Nobody in my circles seemed to think the polygraph was
             | anything but a tool. In fact, the sibject is sometimes
             | gossiped about in thise circles about the "relevancy" of
             | the polygragh today anyways. The thing about buearacracy
             | though is that change happens incredibly slow. If everyone
             | decided to get rid of the polygraph alltogether today, it
             | would still take some years to actually happen.
        
           | subjectsigma wrote:
           | You don't understand what you're talking about. It's an open
           | secret in CDC circles that the polygraph is not effective at
           | catching trained liars, more of a ritual than anything. The
           | polygraph is not a test for how gullible or misinformed you
           | are. It is mostly a test for two things:
           | 
           | 1) are you willing to play by the rules and follow orders,
           | even if sometimes they don't make sense?
           | 
           | 2) if you are being lightly interrogated, do you immediately
           | freak out and tell the interrogator everything? Do you have a
           | really bad reaction to pressure?
           | 
           | If you don't match these criteria then you probably aren't
           | fit to know extremely sensitive government secrets. But like
           | I said, it's more of a ritual than anything, the value for
           | even those two tests is unproven.
           | 
           | Even smart and informed people who know exactly what a poly
           | does can say and do things they wouldn't normally when
           | they're strapped to a chair, hooked up to machines, and being
           | yelled at for hours
        
             | 542354234235 wrote:
             | I think that is true, but not the whole truth (staying on
             | theme). It is an interrogation, but it isn't meant, or
             | likely, to catch a trained, hardened spy or someone that
             | can stand up to interrogations. It is to attempt to find if
             | there is information that would make someone a bad
             | candidate for a clearance, the same as the general
             | background check is doing. If you are in massive debt, you
             | are at much higher risk of being bribed. If you are
             | cheating on your wife, and attempt to hide it during your
             | polygraph, you are at much higher risk of being
             | blackmailed.
             | 
             | It isn't going to "catch" everyone but it is another way to
             | reveal people with vulnerabilities that could be exploited.
             | I think the real issue is people that "fail" the polygraph,
             | since it isn't actually a lie detector in any sense. It
             | would be better if they just considered it a polygraph
             | assisted interrogation.
        
               | subjectsigma wrote:
               | Yep, IIUC blackmail or coercion is one of the primary
               | concerns. Looking at people who sold out to foreign
               | actors I think financial troubles are the #1 reason
        
             | snakeyjake wrote:
             | >strapped to a chair, hooked up to machines, and being
             | yelled at for hours
             | 
             | I've done periodic polygraphs, both lifestyle and full-
             | scope, every 5 or so years since 1997. None of mine have
             | ever lasted longer than 30 minutes.
             | 
             | You just sit in a chair while wearing some straps and
             | there's never been any yelling involved.
             | 
             | It's all quite prosaic and relaxing actually.
             | 
             | It has been my experience that the clearance investigation
             | process is quite simple, although I lead a very boring and
             | law-abiding life.
             | 
             | I know of some people who have had quite long polygraphs
             | and failed them repeatedly but my hunch is that the
             | examiner has the findings of the background investigation
             | in-hand and is trying to clarify some findings.
             | 
             | Many people with past financial, drug, or legal problems
             | have gotten through the process with no issues just by
             | being open and honest with the investigators and
             | polygraphers.
             | 
             | So yeah, if the background investigator interviewed a
             | friend of a friend of a friend and was told that 20 years
             | ago you used to get stoned in college and whip your dick
             | out but when asked during the polygraph about past drug use
             | you go "I've been a squeaky clean boy my whole life" you're
             | gonna have issues.
             | 
             | The annual financial disclosure is much more stressful just
             | because of all of the damned paperwork.
        
               | subjectsigma wrote:
               | That's a little comforting at least... only met one guy
               | IRL who ever said "Yeah the polygraph was fine." Everyone
               | else said it was a miserable experience for one reason or
               | another, even people who were very straight laced
        
         | tommiegannert wrote:
         | I have watched quite a few (American) police interview videos
         | lately, and regardless of tools (polygraph or Reid(tm),) I
         | wonder how many interviews start with the perpetrator really
         | having no rationale, and ending in them simply back-
         | rationalizing their emotions. A fit of rage might not have a
         | rationale, if you're that predisposed. But being pushed to
         | explain yourself will make the brain do what it's constantly
         | doing: retroactively explaining your emotions. Especially if
         | you've been promised a reduction in stress if you do.
         | 
         | And then there's the opposite, when the subject continuously
         | makes no sense, because they have brain damage:
         | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c_lmx4LdNw
        
           | flir wrote:
           | > I wonder how many interviews start with the perpetrator
           | really having no rationale, and ending in them simply back-
           | rationalizing their emotions
           | 
           | That's the core of the Reid technique, isn't it? Here's two
           | rationales, one socially acceptable and one socially
           | unacceptable. Pick one.
           | 
           | We don't actually care which one you pick, because a
           | confession is still a confession, but we're handing you a
           | convenient narrative you can use to justify your actions (a
           | carrot), and an alternative people might believe about you if
           | you don't pick Box A (a stick).
           | 
           | Something similar happens in high-pressure sales. I bet those
           | guys would make great interrogators.
        
             | jayrot wrote:
             | Wasn't familar with the "Reid Technique" so I had to look
             | it up. One of the opening wikipedia paragraphs is just
             | perfect.
             | 
             | >In 1955 in Lincoln, Nebraska, John E. Reid helped gain a
             | confession from a suspect, Darrel Parker, for Parker's
             | wife's murder. This case established Reid's reputation and
             | popularized his technique.[3] Parker recanted his
             | confession the next day, but it was admitted to evidence at
             | his trial. He was convicted by a jury and sentenced to life
             | in prison. He was later determined to be innocent, after
             | another man confessed and was found to have been the
             | perpetrator. Parker sued the state for wrongful conviction;
             | it paid him $500,000 in compensation.[4]
        
               | bagels wrote:
               | It's the same story with: bite mark analysis, police
               | dogs, hair comparison analysis, firearm toolmark
               | analysis, many arson analysis techniques, bloodstain
               | patterns. Discredited or unproven, yet still used in
               | court.
        
               | jvanderbot wrote:
               | Having served on a jury I implore you: Stay as far away
               | from the criminal justice system as you can. Once you're
               | in that courtroom your life is a coin toss away from
               | effectively ending.
               | 
               | footnote: and regardless of innocence, you will be
               | running from the arrest the rest of your life.
        
               | mindcrime wrote:
               | I will add this: serving on a jury is - IMO - a very
               | valuable experience. Or, that is, IF you think you might
               | ever find yourself on trial, I think it would be very
               | valuable to have served on a jury yourself. You'll
               | understand a lot about jury dynamics, and how juries make
               | decisions (hint: it's not always as cut and dried as the
               | facts and evidence presented). You may have insights that
               | even your lawyer won't have, depending on whether of not
               | they themselves have ever served on a live jury.
               | 
               | Will this information be useful to you? I believe it well
               | could be. It's hard to explain exactly how/why without
               | actually going through the experience though. And the
               | verdict will still depend on many factors, many of which
               | will be out of your control. But a few insights into the
               | deep inner details of the process might be enough to tip
               | the odds in your favor if things are close to begin with.
               | 
               | Another thing I'll add: a good lawyer _really_ helps. The
               | case I was on, the defense attorney was just totally on-
               | point and absolutely  "nailed it". Every single time -
               | EVERY time - a witness for the prosecution said something
               | questionable, or contradictory, or that in any way
               | exposed a possible hole in the prosecution's story, he
               | was all over it. By halfway through the trial I was
               | rooting for the guy because watching him work was like
               | watching a maestro in action. Hell, in the jury room
               | during deliberations, we were all joking about how "If
               | I'm ever on trial for a serious crime, I want this guy
               | defending me."
               | 
               | That said, there's always an element of luck involved. In
               | this case, I'm pretty sure the defendant was guilty. But
               | I mean "pretty sure" in the sense that my subjective
               | Bayesian posterior for "guilty" would be more than 50%...
               | but the prosecution definitely did not _prove_ he was
               | guilty  "beyond a reasonable doubt". And aside from the
               | skillful performance of the defense attorney pointing out
               | holes in the story being told by the prosecution, was the
               | simple fact that there _were_ holes. And part of that was
               | because the investigators were bumbling and incompetent,
               | borderline  "Barney Fife" or "Officer Barbrady" types. To
               | the point that in the jury room during deliberations, we
               | were joking about how "If I'm ever under investigation
               | for a serious crime, I hope this guy is leading the
               | investigation." A better investigation might well has
               | resulted in a guilty verdict, but as it was we acquitted
               | the guy.
               | 
               | Another observation: the defendant took the stand to
               | testify. Usually not recommended for criminal defendants,
               | but it worked for him. Why? Well, not so much because of
               | what he said or didn't say, but because the prosecutor
               | acted like a dick towards the guy, belittling him and
               | demeaning him, talking down to him, and just generally
               | being a prick. Now strictly speaking, none of that had
               | anything to do with whether the defendant was guilty or
               | not. But it created sympathy for the defendant, and the
               | prosecutor basically turned himself into the villain. Did
               | if affect the outcome? TBH, yeah, I think it kinda did.
               | Things were close as it was, and that little bit of extra
               | sympathy might easily have been the deciding factor. But
               | the thing is, this is one of those "things that are
               | outside of your control" if you're ever on trial. Maybe
               | your prosecutor will be more professional and under
               | control. Not much you can do about that. But just seeing
               | how emotional aspects like "sympathy for the defendant"
               | CAN play into a decision can be valuable, I believe.
               | 
               | Anyway... sorry for the long rant. I'll just say that if
               | you ever get invited to jury selection, I'd encourage you
               | to NOT try to "get out of it".
        
             | pessimizer wrote:
             | > We don't actually care which one you pick, because a
             | confession is still a confession
             | 
             | Yes, but as you note, the point is to make it sound like
             | _barely_ a confession, the minimum possible confession.
             | This makes it just as attractive to the innocent as for the
             | guilty. It 's offering a minimally painful way out of a
             | deeply stressful situation.
             | 
             | And as you say, the punchline is that not confessing would
             | lead to minimal or no pain, and every level of confession
             | will equally turn out much worse. An innocent person is
             | just trying to escape from that room, and is being conned
             | into agreeing to a long prison sentence in order to do it.
        
               | flir wrote:
               | Totally. I remembered the phrase I should have used: a
               | false dichotomy (https://xkcd.com/2592/)
               | 
               | If you were going to buy a car today sir, would your
               | budget be above or below $40k?
        
             | marcosdumay wrote:
             | > I bet those guys would make great interrogators.
             | 
             | Maybe on the context of US criminal interrogators, where
             | discovering what actually happened isn't one of the goals.
        
             | JohnFen wrote:
             | > Something similar happens in high-pressure sales. I bet
             | those guys would make great interrogators.
             | 
             | Without question. The best, most accurate, and most
             | comprehensive texts I ever read about how to go about
             | manipulating people was a series of books aimed at car
             | salesmen. To the degree that "mind control" is a thing,
             | these books were clear how-to guides.
             | 
             | And they convinced me to never talk to a car salesman.
        
           | cruffle_duffle wrote:
           | I've watched police interrogations too and they are both
           | fascinating and horrifying. Those interrogators have a lot in
           | common with shady used car salesmen. They twist and contort
           | the truth to get whoever they want out of the person being
           | interviewed. Except unlike the car salesmen the good
           | interviewers really know their shit and can "corner" a person
           | in their own lies. (I suppose a good salesman is just the
           | same though)
           | 
           | It's a weird place to be when you are rooting for the child
           | molester/arsonist/muderer hoping they'd come to their sense
           | and fucking CALL A LAWER YOU FUCKING IDIOT and SHUT YOUR PIE
           | HOLE!!!
           | 
           | But oddly, I guess maybe it's a good thing "rape the kids and
           | wife, shoot them point blank and burn the house down"
           | criminals are too stupid to exercise such a basic right. Even
           | the scummiest of police investigators give these people the
           | option to shut the fuck up and call the lawyer. Sure the
           | person might have to wait an obscenely long time before the
           | lawyer shows up but they still are given the out yet these
           | moron criminals think they can outsmart a highly trained
           | police interrogator and choose to dig their holes.
           | 
           | Usually these people already dug their hole well before they
           | are drug into the police station though. The on the ground
           | evidence usually pretty much points to them already. All the
           | confession does is save the state millions of dollars
           | taxpayer money with courtroom proceedings.
           | 
           | So yeah... really mixed on the whole topic. Of course these
           | videos on YouTube are selected to be the most interesting of
           | the bunch. There are probably a hundred more mundane
           | interrogations that go unseen for every one that makes it to
           | a widely subscribed YouTube channel.
        
             | bityard wrote:
             | > They twist and contort the truth to get whoever they want
             | out of the person being interviewed.
             | 
             | It's possible I just haven't watched enough of them, but
             | I've never seen that. Usually the interviewer is a calm and
             | dispassionate Columbo type who asks clarifying questions
             | and then lets the suspects slowly trap themselves in their
             | own web of lies. It is fascinating to watch.
             | 
             | That said, even though I have a healthy respect for the
             | criminal justice system, I will still NEVER talk to the
             | police without a lawyer. (Whether or not I've committed a
             | crime.)
        
               | p_j_w wrote:
               | >Usually the interviewer is a calm and dispassionate
               | Columbo type who asks clarifying questions and then lets
               | the suspects slowly trap themselves in their own web of
               | lies.
               | 
               | This loses its ability to inspire awe when you watch a
               | video of one of these where you know the subject is
               | actually innocent and the interviewer manages to also
               | catch them in their own web of lies and make them look
               | and sound guilty.
        
           | bityard wrote:
           | I have seen these too and although I'm certain there are bad
           | interviewers out there, I have to say I gained a lot of
           | respect for the detectives who conduct those interviews. They
           | are much better than I could ever be at remaining
           | dispassionate, curious, and above all, extremely patient.
           | 
           | The bottom line is that these interviews are all recorded and
           | the police are well aware that if they make a misstep and if
           | the defense has a competent lawyer, they may inadvertently
           | set a thief, killer, or rapist free if they are not extremely
           | careful in their questioning and processes.
        
         | renewiltord wrote:
         | Everybody always thinks this about stuff that doesn't work. It
         | turns out it's total bullshit.
         | 
         | There was someone I knew who claimed that dowsing rods worked a
         | similar way. A good practitioner of the dowsing rod was really
         | using the information from his audience and was Hans the
         | Mathematical Horsing his way to water. The audience of course
         | had this information from the subtle way they picked up on cues
         | of water, ways even they didn't recognize until the dowsing rod
         | was in action.
         | 
         | They all think this. Some can even bend spoons.
        
           | lupusreal wrote:
           | Dowsing rods are an excuse to trust common sense; that dip in
           | the land where plants are greener is probably a good place
           | for a well. But digging wells is expensive so people want
           | something more than a guess, but also something cheap.
           | 
           | When I was a kid, a new house was being built downhill from
           | my parents and they dowsed out a "good" place for a well.
           | They were all set to drill before my dad went out and told
           | them they were directly downhill from our septic tank.
        
             | lucianbr wrote:
             | What's "downhill from a septic tank"? Isn't a septic tank a
             | container that slowly fills up and is periodically emptied
             | by a truck or something? There is no "flow downhill", is
             | there? I thought the whole reason to have a septic tank is
             | that you have no place for the stuff to go.
        
               | jerf wrote:
               | Septic systems are more interesting than that:
               | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Septic_drain_field
               | 
               | A straight tank would fill up in no time.
        
               | mauvehaus wrote:
               | Unless you're in a location where you absolutely can't
               | leach the liquid waste out into a leach field (like right
               | on a lake), the tank usually just settles the solids and
               | give the liquid some time to mingle with whatever
               | biological processes are happening in the tank.
               | 
               | When the ground doesn't perk naturally, it's common up
               | here to build a mound system where you have a mound of
               | soil that does perk and vegetation (grass) on it to take
               | up the liquid.
               | 
               | A fully closed tank is basically the last resort. We have
               | friends with a house right on a lake, and their tank had
               | to be pumped every three weeks before they had a kid. I
               | can't imagine what the interval is now.
        
               | lucianbr wrote:
               | Thanks for explaining, I had no idea.
        
             | georgeecollins wrote:
             | The best brain power a human possess is subconscious-- its
             | all the perception that allows you to run fast around
             | moving people and catch a ball. You can do it but you can't
             | explain how. You can probably train yourself to be good at
             | finding water or reading people but you might be bad at
             | explaining why. Worse-- trying to explain yourself might be
             | forcing you to use the feeble symbol processing power of
             | your brain. So a prop helps you feel your way.
             | 
             | Still-- total bs.
        
           | drew870mitchell wrote:
           | A friend bought land to build a house on where dowsing was
           | culturally pervasive. He knew it was bogus but it was cheap
           | compared to the land price and everybody around was heavily
           | pushing it. An old guy came out and, during the performance,
           | told him the total history of the land parcel, including
           | stuff that would be inappropriate in formal disclosures
           | ("those neighbors are assholes" etc). They did hit water, but
           | the whole area is pretty verdant.
        
         | crimsoneer wrote:
         | As someone who used to be a cop, this is absolute _peak_ cops
         | justifying the evidence not supporting their intuition by just
         | making bullshit up.
         | 
         | If it actually worked, they'd have data and results. But,
         | spoilers, they don't.
        
           | BeFlatXIII wrote:
           | What's your opinion of the copy machine polygraph scene from
           | the opening of The Wire's final season?
        
             | krferriter wrote:
             | That was a pretty accurate presentation of how polygraph
             | machine testing works. The machine isn't doing anything
             | useful in terms of determining if what is being said is
             | true or not.
        
           | ghostpepper wrote:
           | Doesn't the polygraph machine just play a role similar to
           | "the manager" in a used car negotiation? Just like the
           | salesman can leave the room, get a coffee, never actually
           | talk to anyone, and come back in and say "Sorry the manager
           | says I can't go that low" and lots of people will buy it -
           | the polygraph interviewer is "saying" to the interviewee (in
           | not so many words) "sorry pal, I'd love to believe you, but
           | the machine says you're lying - my hands are tied"
           | 
           | Seems like it's a useful prop for manipulating people, and in
           | that role it really is effective.
        
         | huppeldepup wrote:
         | I'd compare it to the sobriety test of being asked to walk in a
         | straight line. someone who's drunk will put a lot of effort in
         | it, which is the giveaway.
        
           | kcb wrote:
           | Or someone who's nervous because the police are accusing them
           | of a serious crime...
        
             | ryandrake wrote:
             | Or... it doesn't really matter.
             | 
             | By the time the police are commanding you to do a field
             | sobriety test, they have already decided to charge you with
             | DUI. There is literally nothing you can do during the test
             | to change their mind. It's a formality, and the "test" is
             | vague enough that the officer can cite any little twitch or
             | misstep as "evidence" that you failed the test.
             | 
             | If you pass a breathalyzer test (blow under the limit), and
             | they still want to charge you with DUI, they will likely do
             | a field sobriety test because the results are non-numeric
             | and are subjective. Heck, you can blow 0.0 and still get
             | arrested for DUI[1][2], and if you tell the world about it,
             | the police will sue you for defamation[3].
             | 
             | 1: https://reason.com/2024/02/14/iowa-cops-arrested-a-
             | sober-col...
             | 
             | 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGWSbAHaHUw
             | 
             | 3: https://iowacapitaldispatch.com/2023/10/02/after-
             | traffic-sto...
        
               | bongodongobob wrote:
               | Complete nonsense. They need evidence. If you blow 0s,
               | you're not getting a DUI. Just because you have an
               | example or two doesn't mean it's common. I've been pulled
               | over, blew 0s, passed the tests and let go.
        
               | kkielhofner wrote:
               | With the wide availability of countless drugs that impair
               | driving (that may not even be detectable on a urine/blood
               | panel) and obviously don't register on a breathalyzer you
               | absolutely can be charged with and convicted of DUI based
               | on behavior, FST performance, officer observations,
               | driving pattern, etc alone. Stumbling over a word or two
               | like I do on conference calls everyday could be
               | considered "evidence".
               | 
               | Just like you can also be charged and convicted of DUI
               | even with zeros or being under the legal limit. If you're
               | traveling to/from/around a bar area at 2:30 AM your
               | driving pattern and behavior is going to be heavily
               | scrutinized.
               | 
               | Just because you have an anecdotal example or two doesn't
               | mean it's common either. The FSTs are also completely
               | stacked against you. Take a high-pressure scenario, less
               | than ideal conditions (side of the road with passing
               | cars, dark, cold/hot, precipitation, flashing lights,
               | etc), and ridiculous/conflicting/confusing instructions
               | and even people who are completely sober end up providing
               | what could appear as damning evidence.
               | 
               | Even professional athletes have bad days where they just
               | can't land a shot they've nailed thousands of times.
               | 
               | I know at least a few cops who openly admit they struggle
               | with the tests (to the point of "failure" in some cases)
               | in no-pressure ideal classroom training environments.
               | 
               | Of particular curiosity is a lot of police body/dash cam
               | footage where the officer struggles to
               | demonstrate/explain the tests, stumbles over reading
               | Miranda cards, etc. Evidence where if the same
               | observations were applied to them they could be
               | scrutinized as being "impaired".
               | 
               | Of course I'm not advocating for impaired driving, just
               | highlighting that it's a tricky situation overall.
        
               | callalex wrote:
               | Are you white?
        
           | bongodongobob wrote:
           | Yeah... Cause it's hard to do when you're drunk.
        
           | krferriter wrote:
           | Sobriety tests are notorious for being very subjective and
           | not having well defined criteria and cops failing people even
           | if they aren't drunk. The subjectivity in the test is a
           | feature that allows cops to justify their arrests or uses of
           | force.
           | 
           | Obviously once you hit a certain point of drunkness obviously
           | maybe a test like walking in a line can demonstrate something
           | useful. But so would a breathalyzer. The false positives is
           | the problem because they're being used to illegitimately
           | subject innocent people to criminal charges.
        
         | bitwize wrote:
         | I'm reminded of the story about the cops who constructed a
         | "polygraph" by attaching wires to a colander that ran to a
         | photocopier in which a piece of paper that had "You're Lying"
         | written on it was placed. It was enough to intimidate the
         | suspect into singing like a bird.
        
         | jrm4 wrote:
         | Great point, it reminds me of when I read about how "trials by
         | ordeal" sometimes worked.
         | 
         | Consider the boiling water/oil thing: If you're innocent, you
         | can "stick your hand in and not get burned."
         | 
         | What they did was, they _faked_ the water being hot by blowing
         | bubbles in it. All then that was needed was for everyone to
         | "believe it worked," The innocent sticks in, and then the
         | guilty confesses.
        
           | digging wrote:
           | A perfect description of how "trials by ordeal" _don 't
           | work_. This phrase is doing some HEAVY lifting:
           | 
           | > All then that was needed was for everyone to "believe it
           | worked,"
        
             | krferriter wrote:
             | In an era where mass media basically didn't exist, most
             | people couldn't read, and information about how these
             | things work could not easily spread, it might have been
             | easier to convince people that a fake test was really what
             | you were claiming it was. If people could google it they
             | would instantly find out it was fake.
        
             | jrm4 wrote:
             | Oh, correct. I think by "work" I merely meant "here is the
             | mechanism," not "this is why they are successful."
        
         | JohnFen wrote:
         | I knew a professional polygraph examiner who told me the exact
         | same thing.
         | 
         | It means that the polygraph works as well, and in the same way,
         | as the ancient Roman(?) method of having a tent sealed off from
         | light, with a donkey in it. The examinee is told that he is to
         | hold the tail of the donkey and if the donkey brays while he
         | says the thing he's being tested for, then they know for a fact
         | that he's lying.
         | 
         | The actual test, though, was that the donkey's tail was covered
         | in soot. If the examinee comes out of the tent with clean
         | hands, they know that he didn't hold the tail and so is deemed
         | to be untruthful.
        
           | dudeinjapan wrote:
           | What if the donkey kicks you?
        
             | tlamarre wrote:
             | Means you were about to say something the donkey didn't
             | want to be made public.
        
             | rad_gruchalski wrote:
             | It means you stood in the wrong place. Don't stand behind,
             | stand next to the donkey.
        
           | Xortl wrote:
           | There's a similar "actual test" scene in By The Great Horn
           | Spoon!, a fun kid's book about the California Gold Rush we
           | read in elementary school.
        
         | Zigurd wrote:
         | This is a bit like saying good witch doctors can diagnose you
         | without the voodoo accoutrements, which are just there to get
         | you to open up about how you are feeling. It's still voodoo,
         | and still produces garbage conclusions much of the time.
         | 
         | Thing is, there isn't an academic journal for voodoo. There is
         | at least one for polygraphy.
        
           | efitz wrote:
           | Wait, what, Voodoo doesn't work? Has this been studied?
        
           | JohnFen wrote:
           | This reminds me of a study I read decades ago that showed
           | patients have better outcomes from medical care if the doctor
           | has credentials prominently displayed on the office wall.
        
         | bbatha wrote:
         | > My father did go the clearance route, and when I asked him
         | about the polygraph he told me he confessed things to the
         | interviewers he would never have told my mother.
         | 
         | And this is exactly the problem, people make stuff up all of
         | the time under stress.
         | 
         | > Of course it is, but that is a misunderstanding that what
         | you're watching is a real performance.
         | 
         | This is not the value. The value is that the polygraph is that
         | its an end-run around employment law. You can't use a polygraph
         | on a general employee to fire them nor can you fire them for
         | many of things that they ask in a polygraph interview. However
         | you can revoke their clearance and fire them for not having a
         | clearance.
        
         | RajT88 wrote:
         | I know some govvies who have been through the polygraph circus.
         | 
         | One guy knew it was BS and could not get worried enough for
         | them to come up with a baseline - he was too calm. So they took
         | the tack of rescheduling it a bunch of times, making him go
         | home after showing up so he would be good and pissed off when
         | they actually did the test. He passed.
         | 
         | Another lady I know had the interviewer go so hard on her she
         | was crying through half of it. Afterward, the interviewer told
         | her the goal was to make every interviewee break down so they
         | would reveal stuff.
        
         | lordnacho wrote:
         | Don't scientology go around with a similarly fake device?
        
           | UncleSlacky wrote:
           | Yes, the "E-meter" is a primitive form of lie-detector
           | equipment:
           | 
           | https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Dianetics#E-Meter
           | 
           | "Basically it is a simple ohmmeter that measures galvanic
           | skin response (electronic resistance of the skin), somewhat
           | similar to a polygraph; the user (the "preclear") provides
           | one of the elements in a Wheatstone bridge."
        
         | jvanderbot wrote:
         | Yep - this is like field sobriety testing, in my mind. Everyone
         | will display some level of nervousness and inability to perform
         | all the tests, and the officer thus has a baseline level of
         | "cause". They can therefore do all kinds of tests or hold you
         | until you do those tests. B/c "He failed his FST"
         | 
         | Same with poly. If they don't like something, they can just say
         | "He failed his poly"
        
         | serial_dev wrote:
         | Someone knows how to keep their job!
        
       | torginus wrote:
       | It's (unfortunately) not an American problem. I have firsthand
       | experience that courts are highly prestige-driven and the best
       | way to make your case is have a ton of expensive-looking and
       | official-sounding documents written by 'experts' that support
       | your argument.
       | 
       | Judges are like every high-level decisionmaker ever - the thing
       | they fear the most is publicly being proven wrong so they always
       | go for the safe option where they can share the responsibility of
       | their decisions with 'experts'.
        
         | snowpid wrote:
         | To which countries and which cases are you referring to?
        
       | rdtsc wrote:
       | With the polygraph used as a universal filtering device for
       | hundreds of thousands of employees in powerful agencies, we end
       | up with a mix of either super honest ones who reveal everything
       | to the polygrapher (i.e. interrogator), or psychopaths who lie
       | through their teeth without showing any physiological signs and
       | passing with flying color.
       | 
       | Next time when you deal with these agencies, as a fun mental
       | exercise, try to figure out which one of the two types you've got
       | in front of you. When it comes to climbing to the top through the
       | ranks, which ones will get there more effectively?
        
         | analog31 wrote:
         | I wonder if it's simpler than that: The examiner is just
         | choosing whether they like you or not.
        
           | rdtsc wrote:
           | Officially they have to follow their training, so to speak,
           | and I am sure that's all about how polygraphs are 100%
           | reliable and it's scientific and all that. I wonder if any
           | instructors at some point close the door and tell them
           | "listen, students, yeah, it's all bunk, but we just have to
           | pretend, ok?".
        
             | analog31 wrote:
             | They're apparently allowed to manipulate the subject ad
             | lib.
        
             | xboxnolifes wrote:
             | > I wonder if any instructors at some point close the door
             | and tell them "listen, students, yeah, it's all bunk, but
             | we just have to pretend, ok?".
             | 
             | If online stories are to trusted, this has occurred in a
             | lot of government clearance related situations.
        
       | rightbyte wrote:
       | Watching Dexter this 'blood splatter anaysis' seemed beyond
       | ridculous to me. I thought there were no way it would be a thing
       | in the US in the way portrayed.
       | 
       | But then I learn truth detectors are? What more movie tropes are
       | not tropes?
        
         | Hikikomori wrote:
         | Plenty of techniques are based on junk science, much more in
         | the past than now. Police/FBI don't actively try to find out if
         | techniques are based on real science or not as they are useful
         | in securing convictions. So called experts in these fields
         | testify in trials and are paid quite a bit, it is in their
         | interest to continue being paid so the fraud perpetuates.
         | Unless you have money you have no way to put up a defense that
         | can discredit expert witness testimony.
         | 
         | https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/apr/28/forensics-bi...
        
           | duped wrote:
           | Man it's shocking how bad forensic "science" is. If you watch
           | Law & Order you may be convinced that police can detect gun
           | shot residue on a suspects hands/clothing or match shell
           | casings to a specific gun.
           | 
           | It turns out just throwing handcuffs on someone is enough to
           | get a false positive GSR test. And matching a shell casing to
           | a specific gun is essentially impossible.
           | 
           | The false positive rates on forensic "tests" are hard to
           | study because no one has an incentive to, and if you go
           | digging you'll find how bad they can be. Like for example K9
           | units have about a 50% false detection rate (dog indicated
           | but no drugs/weapons/bombs found). If a cop told you they
           | flipped a coin to decide whether to search a car then the
           | search would be tossed out of evidence immediately!
        
           | mrguyorama wrote:
           | The vast majority of "Forensic Techniques" used by cops are
           | literally things an ex-cop made up / """observed""" and are
           | now charging insane prices to go across the US, giving
           | presentations to other cops or giving testimony in trials.
           | 
           | It's a factless and truthless system.
        
         | NeoTar wrote:
         | Fingerprints are less accurate and reliable than often
         | portrayed in the media.
        
       | MikePlacid wrote:
       | When we presented our pediatrician with our third child who could
       | urinate in a sink on verbal command at just six months old, she
       | remarked, "We should write an article for a medical journal!" We
       | explained that such an article would never get published because
       | it's not new information; most of Europe begins potty-training at
       | around six months. Delaying this valuable skill until the age of
       | 3-4 years is an enormous waste of resources - but still the whole
       | country was insisting on doing it, don't know about now.
        
         | n4r9 wrote:
         | > most of Europe begins potty-training at around six months
         | 
         | Where did you hear that? Admittedly here in the UK we've been
         | doing our level best to extricate ourselves from the continent,
         | but I've only ever heard of one mum even thinking about it
         | before 18 months. Ours is just over a year and we haven't
         | thought about it at all yet, same with our ante-natal group and
         | friends with slightly older babies.
         | 
         | I googled around a bit and this reddit thread has a lot of
         | Europeans with similar experience to me:
         | https://www.reddit.com/r/Mommit/comments/tdb1f2/what_are_non...
        
           | knallfrosch wrote:
           | The German term is "Abhalten" (from "halten = to carry") or
           | ("windelfrei = diaper free") and you'll find quite a lot:
           | 
           | https://www.google.com/search?q=baby+abhalten+*.de
           | 
           | Our baby was born potty-trained (which actually means the
           | term is misleading in our case) and a relative started at
           | their childrens' birth.
        
             | n4r9 wrote:
             | This sounds different to potty-training, which is where the
             | child knows that they need to wee or poo and tells you or
             | goes straight to the potty to do it. "Abhalten" sounds like
             | the parent training to know rather than the child.
        
             | tetromino_ wrote:
             | In English this is called "elimination communication" or
             | EC. The parent subconsciously figures out when the baby
             | needs to go based on schedule, observation of milk/water
             | intake, and subtle behavioral cues (facial expression
             | change, posture, etc).
             | 
             | It's a system that works quite well if the baby is
             | exclusively cared for by a stay-at-home parent or a long-
             | term nanny (and no other babies or toddlers in the house to
             | distract the parent/nanny). But try to leave the baby with
             | a new sitter or at a daycare - they have no idea what your
             | baby's cues are and cannot be bothered to learn them; so
             | back in diapers the baby goes.
        
         | lqet wrote:
         | > most of Europe begins potty-training at around six months
         | 
         | Not sure how this relates to the article, but this is news to
         | me (European). We slowly began potty training somewhere between
         | 1 and 2 years. I have never heard of anyone doing potty
         | training at six months. Babies are just barely able to sit
         | upright at that age.
        
         | TeMPOraL wrote:
         | > _most of Europe begins potty-training at around six months._
         | 
         | Hailing from Poland; first I hear of this. I know of total of
         | _two_ people who said something like this before - one person
         | is saying a lot of other borderline insane things about
         | parenting, and the other has a business selling webinars around
         | the idea of potty-training kids less than a year old.
        
         | apexalpha wrote:
         | >We explained that such an article would never get published
         | because it's not new information; most of Europe begins potty-
         | training at around six months.
         | 
         | Funny. I am European and we have this myth about Asia.
        
         | Avshalom wrote:
         | >>urinate [on] command
         | 
         | Wait, what do you think potty training is?
        
       | Okx wrote:
       | No wonder he heard from his brother that the Border Patrol were
       | always hiring; they seemingly make it impossible to get hired.
        
       | DoItToMe81 wrote:
       | Sadly, not All-American anymore. The US police force doesn't
       | exist in a vacuum. There is a whole industry of pseudoscientific
       | interrogation techniques that has set itself up in other nations
       | and regressed their policing by decades. Several states in
       | Australia, and I believe parts of the UK, removed the polygraph
       | as a discredited technique and now accept it as evidence once
       | more.
        
         | n4r9 wrote:
         | UK here, just looked it up and although it's not admissible as
         | evidence in court, since 2021 it can be used as a requirement
         | for release from prison for domestic abusers.
         | 
         | Bloody hell, that is _scary_.
        
           | xnorswap wrote:
           | That is scary! Well, we've recently got a new prisons
           | minister, this might actually motivate me to write to them
           | about this.
        
             | n4r9 wrote:
             | I looked them up:
             | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Timpson
             | 
             | Woah. It's actually the MD of Timpson, whom Starmer has
             | parachuted into the role along with a peerage. So an
             | unelected Minister, but apparently he's very into prison
             | reform, so there's that.
        
               | xnorswap wrote:
               | Indeed, Timpson's are a leading employer of people who
               | have served their sentence:
               | 
               | > The company is well known for its policy of employing
               | ex-convicts, who make up over 10% of its workforce
        
         | Quarrel wrote:
         | Where in Australia?
         | 
         | I've been out of Aus for a few years, but in NSW I understand
         | they're still largely banned (Lie Detectors Act) for
         | employment, courts / evidence, insurance etc (and if they
         | weren't by legislation, they would be for evidence by
         | precedent, which is how the Act came about). As I understood
         | it, this and the Canadian precedent that NSW relied upon, have
         | basically made them a non-starter for courts in Australia ever
         | since.
         | 
         | It's a bit horrifying if they're making a comeback, but then
         | our politicians have always been a bit prone to right wing
         | shock jock rhethoric around election time.
        
       | bell-cot wrote:
       | I'd describe American (govt. agency) polygraphy as a
       | psychological hazing ritual, run by a pretty machismo crowd. Who
       | don't like their beliefs and rituals questioned.
        
       | nelox wrote:
       | You can add dissociative identity disorder, a.k.a. multiple
       | personality disorder, to the list of All-American delusions.
        
       | graemep wrote:
       | It reminds me of the GK Chesterton short story "The Mistake of
       | the Machine" which suggests it was a very American idea even back
       | then.
       | 
       | https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Wisdom_of_Father_Brown/Th...
       | 
       | The evidence it "works" reminds me of alternative medicine.
        
       | motohagiography wrote:
       | my experience with the polygraph was it detects your ability to
       | submit. it's less a delusion than a ritual. as a filter, it
       | produces a completely polarized bimodal distribution of banal
       | followers vs. the basest human malevolence and contempt, while
       | disqualifying relfection or doubt. if the purpose of a system is
       | what it does the polygraph is perfect. it finds expendable souls.
        
       | mbg721 wrote:
       | This is in line with the joke, "How do get the NYPD to catch a
       | rabbit?"
       | 
       | You ask them, and a week later they bring in a badly beaten bear,
       | who shouts "Okay, I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!!"
        
         | kzrdude wrote:
         | That used to be a joke about KGB, or so I thought.
        
           | lstodd wrote:
           | It was
           | 
           | https://imgur.com/fbi-cia-kgb-5koAv3H
        
           | RIMR wrote:
           | It has a bear in it, so probably.
        
       | bloomingeek wrote:
       | Many years ago, at the age of nineteen, I was forced to take a
       | polygraph if I wanted to keep my job. Someone was stealing
       | products from the store, we heard out the back door, and they
       | required everyone to be tested.
       | 
       | Naturally, my co-workers and I discussed this among ourselves and
       | we all agreed to test, we knew we were innocent. One of the men
       | said all they're trying to do is see if anyone cracks under the
       | pressure of the test. Being kind of a nervous type of person, I
       | was concerned they might misread my domineer. I talked to my
       | sister and she told me to try my best to control my breathing
       | during the test.
       | 
       | For me the problem wasn't that I was guilty, it was they would
       | _think_ I was guilty. We all passed the test and went back to
       | work, later it was revealed the thief was someone on another
       | shift. Or were they just nervous?
        
         | dfxm12 wrote:
         | This might have been illegal, depending on how many years ago
         | this was:
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Employee_Polygraph_Protection_...
         | 
         | In either case it was complete BS and just shows the sorry
         | state of labor in the past few decades.
        
           | MathMonkeyMan wrote:
           | Confess! Confess!
        
           | Sohcahtoa82 wrote:
           | A LOT of businesses break labor laws on a regular basis,
           | especially smaller businesses without a legal department
           | telling managers "You can't do that".
           | 
           | You'd be alarmed to know how many restaurant owners tell the
           | staff to clock out when the store closes and then finish
           | closing duties off the clock, among other types of wage
           | theft.
        
         | GrantMoyer wrote:
         | domineer - demeanor
         | 
         | I only post the correction because it took me a couple of
         | minutes to figure out. Domineer is an uncommon word, so
         | initially I thought I had a gap in my vocabulary, but couldn't
         | find any definitions that made sense in this context.
        
           | nortlov wrote:
           | Wish I had seen your post before I resorted to ChatGPT.
           | 
           | https://chatgpt.com/share/2400c631-fc68-4f95-b4e7-861324a3dc.
           | ..
        
             | dullcrisp wrote:
             | That's neat
        
           | bloomingeek wrote:
           | Oops, thanks for the correction.
        
         | JohnFen wrote:
         | When I was in high school, I had a similar experience at the
         | place I worked. The manager had money missing from her purse,
         | and someone (the actual thief, I assume) said they saw me take
         | it.
         | 
         | On my own volition and expense, I took a polygraph test about
         | it. On one of the control questions, I kept reacting in a
         | manner the examiner said indicated untruthfulness. I was
         | certainly being truthful, though. No matter how he reworded the
         | question, I failed it.
         | 
         | Fortunately, it wasn't the "payload" questions. He swapped that
         | control question out for a different one and declared me
         | truthful. I presented the results to my manager at the same
         | time as I quit.
         | 
         | That experience, though, got me very interested in polygraph
         | examinations and started a hobbyist interest in the entire
         | field and history of lie detection.
         | 
         | That led to me understanding that it's not a thing that is
         | (currently, anyway) actually possible. What is done instead are
         | psychological tricks that very much depend on the examinee
         | believing that the whole thing is legitimate.
        
       | withinrafael wrote:
       | Hey quackery or not, the Polygraph saved my heart. (Disclosure: A
       | bit of an exaggeration.)
       | 
       | After hours of uncomfortable prodding, an interviewer came into
       | the room and suggested I see a doctor for what looked like heart
       | arrhythmia. I did shortly after and they were right! (It was
       | deemed nothing too serious though.)
        
         | bityard wrote:
         | Yeah, the instruments work fine, but the interpretation of the
         | readings is just modern day tea leaves.
        
         | jmyeet wrote:
         | Alternative take: lack of accessible, affordable and
         | comprehensive healthcare almost cost me my life.
         | 
         | I'm actually curious. Do you get an annual physical? Does your
         | PCP give you an EKG? That would be the appropriate way to catch
         | this.
        
           | kwhitefoot wrote:
           | Are annual physicals provably worth doing? Or are they the
           | medical profession's version of the polygraph?
        
           | withinrafael wrote:
           | I was young back then and was not getting annual physicals.
           | That has changed, along with regular exercise!
        
       | JohnMakin wrote:
       | This article touches on it but to me the most offensive part of a
       | polygraph is the presumption of guilt if you refuse to take one.
       | This is very much on purpose, of course, given as the author
       | accurately states, its purpose isn't to detect lies, it's a tool
       | used for coercion.
       | 
       | There was a big robbery at a place I worked, luckily I was not a
       | suspect but the FBI came and administered polygraphs to anyone
       | who could have done it. I asked what happens if someone refuses,
       | and the answer was basically "they won't."
       | 
       | Of course it ended up being someone that didn't even work there.
       | The test was clearly for intimidation purposes, at least from the
       | view I had.
        
         | mmmlinux wrote:
         | Aren't polygraphs not acceptable evidence in the US courts?
        
           | bityard wrote:
           | Polygraph tests are not usually acceptable as evidence in
           | court.
           | 
           | HOWEVER. Law enforcement can still use them as another tool
           | in their questioning process to produce a confession when
           | there is other evidence pointing to the guilt of the suspect.
           | But of course is only effective against defendants who
           | represent themselves, don't seek their lawyer's advice, or
           | ignore their lawyer's advice.
        
           | RIMR wrote:
           | Polygraphs can be used as evidence, but you would have to be
           | a moron to submit to one, and refusing one cannot be used as
           | evidence of guilt.
        
             | singleshot_ wrote:
             | I'm very curious about your last sentence. Are you basing
             | this on the fifth amendment, or something else.
        
               | dfxm12 wrote:
               | FWIW, in PA, it can't be brought up in court as evidence
               | that you refused to take a polygraph. Nationally, we have
               | a right to remain silent, so I imagine it's not much
               | different elsewhere, but IANAL, so there could be some
               | tricks cops/prosecutors can play in other states. There's
               | no connection to the fifth amendment.
        
       | OsrsNeedsf2P wrote:
       | The author is uncooperative throughout the whole test, fails it,
       | then claims the polygraph is quackery.
        
         | thornewolf wrote:
         | the only lack of cooperation communicated in this article is
         | the account on drug use. that said, the claims on quackery are
         | unrelated to the author's specific set of behaviors during the
         | test. i reckon that i, knowing the complete lack of scientific
         | backing, would also be uncooperative to some degree.
        
       | jrgaston wrote:
       | A wonderfully written piece.
       | 
       | It's not a lie if you believe it. - George Costanza
        
       | diogenes_atx wrote:
       | The writer is obviously an intelligent person with good critical
       | perspective, so it is surprising that he missed some important
       | material about known countermeasures that can be effectively used
       | to defeat the polygraph. A quick HN search with keywords "lie
       | detector" offers a number of excellent articles on the subject,
       | including discussion of the book "Lie Behind the Lie Detector"
       | (available for free online) which provides detailed information
       | on polygraphs and techniques to subvert the tests.
        
       | jmyeet wrote:
       | There is a long history of junk science in forensics [1]. Often
       | this junk science is used to reinforce established biases and
       | give bloodthirsty juries a hook to hang a conviction hat on. Now
       | polygraphs now generally aren't admissible in court. This wasn't
       | always the case [2]. Still, law enforcement does use them to
       | eliminate or confirm suspects outside of a court environment.
       | This can just confirming existing biases.
       | 
       | And that's the deeper issue here: the American criminal justice
       | system is mainly retributive or punitive. Long setnences for
       | minor crimes. High conviction rates. Abuse of the power imbalance
       | between prosecutors and defendants. Judges that essentially work
       | for the prosecution (eg [3]). Juries that just want to convict.
       | Of anything.
       | 
       | Yet there's ample evidence none of this is effective whereas
       | something as simple as giving inmates cats to look after is
       | extremely effective at reducing recidivism [4].
       | 
       | My point is that technology can be (and has been) used as a
       | crutch to confirm biases and that criminals are still people and
       | we should treat them as people.
       | 
       | [1]: https://www.propublica.org/article/understanding-junk-
       | scienc...
       | 
       | [2]: https://axeligence.com/polygraph-admissibility-in-united-
       | sta...
       | 
       | [3]: https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/young-thug-
       | ric...
       | 
       | [4]:
       | https://www.indystar.com/story/news/local/indianapolis/2020/...
        
       | lesuorac wrote:
       | > Why should I be banned from a job for being a small-time
       | delinquent twenty years ago?
       | 
       | Fair question. I'm not sure that's 1) been shown to be true 2)
       | the fault of a polygraph; it's a policy decision not a mechanical
       | one.
       | 
       | > As he pumped up the cuff, Kevin asked if I was comfortable. He
       | didn't seem to be joking.
       | 
       | Yeah, he probably was serious. Kevin has a job to do and it's to
       | ask you questions and record your responses; not to torture you.
       | Sometimes people really forget that not every examiner thinks
       | you're the next Aldrich Ames.
       | 
       | But I mean also if you're in a very uncomfortable situation and
       | somebody asks you how you are, maybe being honest will help
       | resolve that situation? Like clearly you can't resolve it on your
       | own otherwise you wouldn't be in such a panic.
       | 
       | > Except for the last two, all of them seemed open to
       | interpretation. For instance, I absolutely had misrepresented my
       | past drug use, but only the number of times, not the drugs or the
       | fact of doing them.
       | 
       | If only there was somebody that could've helped you determine
       | what the answer should be. Maybe Kevin?
       | 
       | ---
       | 
       | I mean yeah, if you go into a polygraph expecting a fight I don't
       | think it's fairly surprising you don't get the job. Who wants to
       | hire somebody combative to your employees? Sure, it's unfair but
       | you're taking it out on Kevin who didn't come up with it.
        
         | ewy1 wrote:
         | Maybe you misinterpreted the intent of the article - isn't the
         | purpose of it to point out absurdities and fundamental flaws in
         | the uniquely American polygraph obsession?
        
         | newzisforsukas wrote:
         | Who wants to work for or with someone who pretends they can
         | read your mind?
        
       | TomMasz wrote:
       | I watch a lot of true crime programs and the polygraph is mostly
       | used as justification to harass innocent people. The police
       | consider the refusal to take it as a tacit admittance of guilt,
       | despite the fact it can't be used in court. It's all shit.
        
       | javier_e06 wrote:
       | No Polygraph discussion is complete without Moe being subjected
       | to the Polygraph...
       | 
       | Eddie: Checks out. OK, sir, you're free to go.
       | Moe: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight.  [buzz]
       | _A_ date.  [buzz]                 Dinner with friends.  [buzz]
       | Dinner alone.  [buzz]                 Watching TV alone.  [buzz]
       | All right!  I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the
       | Victoria's Secret catalog.  [buzz]                  [weakly]
       | Sears catalog.  [ding]                  [angry] Now would you
       | unhook this already, please?  I don't            deserve this
       | kind of shabby treatment!  [buzz]
        
         | macrael wrote:
         | So good, and I love this SMBC take on it:
         | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJS76Bf-ZYo
        
         | [deleted]
        
       | dang wrote:
       | Related:
       | 
       |  _UK police increasingly using polygraph tests_ -
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=39161771 - Jan 2024 (5
       | comments)
       | 
       |  _Spanish police plans to extend use of its lie-detector while
       | efficacy is unclear_ -
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24905780 - Oct 2020 (38
       | comments)
       | 
       |  _Accused spy Alexander Yuk Ching Ma evidently beat the
       | polygraph_ - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=24197310 - Aug
       | 2020 (186 comments)
       | 
       |  _We tested Europe's new lie detector for travelers and triggered
       | a false positive_ - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21358288
       | - Oct 2019 (114 comments)
       | 
       |  _Why Lie Detector Tests Can't Be Trusted_ -
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20556201 - July 2019 (190
       | comments)
       | 
       |  _Attempts to Censor AntiPolygraph.org_ -
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20311040 - June 2019 (45
       | comments)
       | 
       |  _The Lie Behind the Lie Detector_ -
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=18431683 - Nov 2018 (96
       | comments)
       | 
       |  _An AI Lie Detector Is Going to Start Questioning Travelers in
       | the EU_ - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=18351733 - Nov
       | 2018 (202 comments)
       | 
       |  _Personal Statement of a CIA Analyst_ -
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=18155548 - Oct 2018 (104
       | comments)
       | 
       |  _The Lie Generator: Inside the Black Mirror World of Polygraph
       | Job Screenings_ - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=18120270 -
       | Oct 2018 (95 comments)
       | 
       |  _NCCA Polygraph Countermeasure Course Files Leaked_ -
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=17277049 - June 2018 (4
       | comments)
       | 
       |  _Do Polygraphs Actually Work?_ -
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=12951926 - Nov 2016 (4
       | comments)
       | 
       |  _An Ex-Cop 's War on Lie Detectors_ -
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=10002889 - Aug 2015 (64
       | comments)
       | 
       |  _How to Beat a Polygraph Test_ -
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=9481385 - May 2015 (92
       | comments)
       | 
       |  _Man accused of teaching people to beat lie detector tests faces
       | prison_ - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=6308878 - Sept
       | 2013 (152 comments)
       | 
       |  _The Lie Behind the Lie Detector [pdf]_ -
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=6307479 - Aug 2013 (22
       | comments)
       | 
       |  _Seeing threats, feds target instructors of polygraph-beating
       | methods_ - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=6229185 - Aug
       | 2013 (4 comments)
       | 
       |  _All lies? Scientists threatened with legal action over lie
       | detector article_ - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=457996 -
       | Jan 2009 (1 comment)
       | 
       |  _My NSA polygraph experiences_ -
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=428489 - Jan 2009 (46
       | comments)
       | 
       | also https://news.ycombinator.com/threads?id=giles_corey
        
       | michaelteter wrote:
       | Writing mostly for the sake of writing.
       | 
       | That's not to say it wasn't interesting; but it could have been
       | 1/3 the length and provided the same information value. It's as
       | if the author wanted us to experience our own suffering,
       | wondering when "the rest of the story" would finally be
       | delivered.
        
       | phibz wrote:
       | I never understood why people believed this BS. The process of
       | administering an exam requires direct interpretation from another
       | human. They are just as fallible as I.
        
       | JackFr wrote:
       | I took a polygraph about 30 years ago a Ft. Meade during a
       | background check for NSA. Honestly it took like 45 minutes, guy
       | was totally pleasant and he treated it seriously, but it seemed
       | mechanical, strictly scripted, and more like a box checking
       | exercise.
       | 
       | However, I also had an interview with a psychologist which was
       | very intense and manipulative, but effective, in eliciting true
       | information about how much I was drinking at the time (too much,
       | quite frankly). It was only years later that I realized that was
       | the information they really wanted and all the other embarrassing
       | sex questions were just to set me up.
        
       | Covzire wrote:
       | One of my college professors was adamantly against Polygraphs, he
       | made the case that over time it causes sociopaths to collect at
       | whatever work address requires them because they can pass
       | effortlessly and normal people on average get stung by false
       | positives.
        
       | farceSpherule wrote:
       | Polygraphs are b.s. pseudoscience, unreliable, and subjective.
       | 
       | Polygraph "examiners" are like drug dogs who always fail to find
       | drugs because, since they do not find the drugs, they receive no
       | praise and they do not receive their "toy."
        
       | shove wrote:
       | Not a single comment in here connecting the fake bullshit
       | detection technology of the previous generation to the present
       | bullshit generation technology ("AI")? I'm disappointed, y'all.
        
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