[HN Gopher] Pips are disingenuous. If you get put on one, find a...
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       Pips are disingenuous. If you get put on one, find a new job as
       fast as possible
        
       Author : JSeymourATL
       Score  : 22 points
       Date   : 2024-06-11 21:24 UTC (1 hours ago)
        
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       | talldayo wrote:
       | No shit, next you're going to tell me water is wet.
       | 
       | If you're the sort of person that cannot decode what a
       | "Performance Improvement Plan" means then you're going to be
       | eaten by the industry alive. It's insane to me that we even need
       | qualified people to reassure anyone about that.
        
         | jackyalcine wrote:
         | This seems like a good article for folks who don't know (which
         | is still a lot - people think that getting into tech is a sure
         | way to get rich and not be routinely abused by a neocolonial
         | industry)!
        
           | talldayo wrote:
           | I'm of two minds here. I know what you're talking about, and
           | I don't hate people trying to get ahead by gaming the system;
           | fundamentally that's what we're _all_ here to do.
           | 
           | But at the same time, decoding what 'business language' means
           | in real-world terms is an _essential_ skill in today 's
           | market. People who can't figure this out are going to be
           | chewed up and spit out by the machine one way or another. The
           | entire reason why the concept of a PIP exists at all is so
           | management can have a reliable and abstracted "Remove
           | Employee" button whenever they choose.
           | 
           | I guess the ultimate irony is them presenting this like a
           | Playboy tell-all interview with... someone from management.
           | If this is Business Insider, I'm Forbes magazine.
        
             | smarm52 wrote:
             | Hi there,
             | 
             | I'm one of the ones that got caught with a PIP. My
             | supervisor, team leads, co-workers, and other colleagues
             | all had great performance reviews for me. And then suddenly
             | the PIP. I found out later that it was probably related to
             | some medical issues I have, which explains why it came out
             | of nowhere.
             | 
             | > But at the same time, decoding what 'business language'
             | means in real-world terms is an essential skill in today's
             | market.
             | 
             | Yep, still struggling with that. I'm the child of hippies
             | that wasted all their time filling my head with religion,
             | rather than survival skills, and so being prepared for
             | "business language" is still challenging. Heck, I'm a
             | Millennial, and I haven't had any career office talk to me
             | about how key LinkedIn is in finding work and networking. I
             | had to go find the research myself, and take action to get
             | myself up to speed.
             | 
             | I can't really guess at all the factors keeping me and my
             | cohort out of professional life, but it does happen, quite
             | a lot. Maybe it's not visible to everyone because we're so
             | absent in professional settings. For example, at my last
             | job at a big company all of my colleagues were either 15
             | years older than me or 15 years younger than me, with only
             | a single exception. That is a pretty clear pattern, and
             | does explain why my experiences and those like me might be
             | absent from the discourse surrounding professional work.
             | 
             | --
             | 
             | Edit: Actually, that got me thinking. What if we're looking
             | at some sort of evolutionary process? For example, consider
             | a population of people, and assign the trait of
             | "understanding business language" to some of them at
             | random. Then at each time step prune out of some of them
             | that lack that trait. Then, after n-time steps you're left
             | with a population that is almost entirely made-up of people
             | with that trait. And as the people left in the population
             | all have the survival trait, the equilibrium state is a
             | professional class of people that were lucky enough have
             | the trait in the first place. And so, from the perspective
             | of someone in that population with that trait, over time,
             | they would see only others that had the "common knowledge"
             | of that trait, and perhaps assume that the trait must be
             | present in most people given the "False consensus effect"
             | [1]:
             | 
             | > is a pervasive cognitive bias that causes people to "see
             | their own behavioral choices and judgments as relatively
             | common and appropriate to existing circumstances".
             | 
             | Fascinating if true.
             | 
             | [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_consensus_effect
        
               | shrimp_emoji wrote:
               | Lol, man, maybe I'm deluded, but getting a PIP for
               | medical issues only means you work for scumbags. It does
               | not indicate anything about your "business language"
               | needing work.
               | 
               | I've seen managers struggle to emotionally justify firing
               | incompetent dolts. They didn't go "heh, what's the
               | smartest way to scape goat this guy out of here"?
               | Honestly, I would've had a much easier time, but I
               | would've done it in a straightforward way.
               | 
               | If anything, I predict the "common knowledge trait" to
               | shake out of society is "being a good person", and it
               | shook out millennia ago and is pretty common (too common,
               | if anything). If you're not, nobody'll wanna work with
               | you.
        
             | JohnFen wrote:
             | > fundamentally that's what we're all here to do.
             | 
             | I'm sure that I'm misunderstanding what you mean here. Do
             | you really mean that fundamentally everyone is trying to
             | get ahead by gaming the system?
        
               | talldayo wrote:
               | Fundamentally, yes. Everyone at a base level is driven by
               | desire, either for change, money, recognition, what have
               | you. We all want to progress in life by fulfilling these
               | desires, and most people will tell you that the market
               | won't reward you for playing fair. If you work at a
               | business, you fundamentally _have_ to play the game to
               | ensure progress. The entire article here is about how you
               | will be manipulated if you don 't question the literal
               | wording of what HR tells you. If you don't, you could be
               | missing precious weeks of job-searching and interviewing
               | time. Making you believe it's about personal improvement
               | is one of their many time-wasting and greedy tricks.
               | 
               | So if you're not part of management setting up the game,
               | and if you're not one of the players conscious of the
               | House Edge, how long can you play at the table? I really
               | do empathize with people who have benign expectations of
               | business politics and _want_ to go attend those silly
               | bar-crawl /"after hours" events. But those people, nice
               | as many of them are, are tools. The only way to put
               | yourself ahead of the management is to stop being a
               | sycophant, and to strategically deny your employer free
               | office hours.
        
               | JohnFen wrote:
               | > most people will tell you that the market won't reward
               | you for playing fair. If you work at a business, you
               | fundamentally have to play the game to ensure progress.
               | 
               | I could not disagree with this more. My professional and
               | business experience indicates this is not accurate.
               | 
               | > The entire article here is about how you will be
               | manipulated if you don't question the literal wording of
               | what HR tells you.
               | 
               | True! I'm not saying that the world isn't full of
               | manipulative assholes, and people need to know what sort
               | of assholery they will encounter.
               | 
               | I'm just saying that you don't need to be a manipulative
               | asshole in order to succeed in business. If you're
               | arguing that you do (which is what I'm hearing), I think
               | that's incorrect.
               | 
               | > The only way to put yourself ahead of the management is
               | to stop being a sycophant, and to strategically deny your
               | employer free office hours.
               | 
               | We're entirely on the same page here, though.
        
               | talldayo wrote:
               | > I'm just saying that you don't need to be a
               | manipulative asshole in order to succeed in business.
               | 
               | Definitely agree here. If you're a manager or executive,
               | you always have the option of showing up to work
               | casually, treating everyone with good faith to get work
               | done and get paid.
               | 
               | If you're an employee, though? Ground crew, not
               | management, no reports? It's gloves-off all the time, a
               | manager who's nice to you one day can turn sour another.
               | It's the nature of the power imbalance that makes it
               | impossible for good employees to take their employer in
               | good faith. Without that skepticism, you're bound to be
               | manipulated and undervalued as a human.
        
         | JoshTriplett wrote:
         | > If you're the sort of person that cannot decode what a
         | "Performance Improvement Plan" is then you're going to be eaten
         | by the industry alive.
         | 
         | On the one hand, yes, this is true. On the other hand, it
         | shouldn't take decoding doublespeak to know that a "performance
         | improvement plan" has nothing to do with improving performance,
         | and is just a box-checking CYA exercise to make a paper trail
         | for firing someone.
         | 
         | And the _way_ in which people learn this obnoxious bit of
         | doublespeak is by having plenty of readily findable sources
         | _telling_ them  "this is a box-checking exercise for firing
         | you, do not believe any HR information claiming otherwise".
        
           | ivmaykov wrote:
           | I know of at least one instance in which an employee at a
           | $BigTechCompany was put on a PIP, _successfully completed the
           | PIP_ , and was fired the following week anyway. Box-checking
           | exercise indeed.
        
             | jjmarr wrote:
             | The point of a PIP is to reduce legal liability for the
             | company. It shows that someone was fired for not meeting
             | the requirements of their role, and not for
             | race/gender/sexuality/whistleblowing/etc. When you get sued
             | later, I believe the idea is the company can point to the
             | PIP and say "we documented the real reasons for the firing
             | and gave the employee the chance to address them".
             | 
             | If someone successfully completed a PIP and gets fired, the
             | company has effectively put in writing that _the employee
             | was fired for other reasons_. I wonder if that would look
             | worse in a lawsuit than not having a PIP at all.
        
         | darby_nine wrote:
         | Many people take their relationships with their employer in
         | good faith. To discard these people as obviously unfit would be
         | a massive loss to any industry.
        
           | GauntletWizard wrote:
           | I took a pip in good faith. The company gave me a task then
           | told me I was not allowed to complete it. The actual answer
           | was either to take a massive hit in a business deal, or sleep
           | with one of my coworkers. I'm not sure which.
           | 
           | There are real pips, but you have to know when to hold them
           | and when to fold them.
        
         | nine_zeros wrote:
         | > If you're the sort of person that cannot decode what a
         | "Performance Improvement Plan" means then you're going to be
         | eaten by the industry alive. It's insane to me that we even
         | need qualified people to reassure anyone about that.
         | 
         | Business and employment works with good faith. A lot of people
         | work with good faith. If your manager suddenly pulls a PIP, the
         | good faith is broken but the managers continue to lie that PIPs
         | can be surpassed. It is the lies that detract people -
         | especially the ones that are clinging to the job for valid
         | reasons like family, mortgage, visas etc.
         | 
         | American companies have abandoned good faith. Gen Z is learning
         | it from millennials and abandoning corporate America. Articles
         | such as this one are just highlighting to people how to
         | recognize bad faith.
        
         | lxgr wrote:
         | Not everyone is born with the innate ability to decode
         | corporate doublespeak.
         | 
         | I'm glad you know what a PIP is - how about a little less
         | judgement for today's 10000? https://xkcd.com/1053/
        
       | jarsin wrote:
       | Or in more general terms "HR is not your friend!"
        
       | vhodges wrote:
       | I have been on both sides
       | 
       | 1) got a talking too about performance - it wasn't called a pip
       | (my mom was dying and I was taking too much time out for medical
       | appointments for her. Note the discussion was shortly after she
       | had passed)
       | 
       | 2) As a fairly new manager (at the time) I had to put my first
       | hire as a manager onto a pip. It was painfully obvious to
       | everyone they were not capable and struggled with the most basic
       | things.
       | 
       | While I didn't hold out much hope they would turn it around, I
       | gave them every opportunity to prove to me they could do the job
       | (or learn at least to) they were hired to do, instead they
       | cheated their way through the pip, passing others peoples work
       | off as their own.
        
         | talldayo wrote:
         | > I gave them every opportunity to prove to me they could do
         | the job (or learn at least to) they were hired to do, instead
         | they cheated their way through the pip, passing others peoples
         | work off as their own.
         | 
         | I feel like this is the problem with PIPs. From the managerial
         | side, there is this good-faith expectation that a poorly-
         | performing employee will snap back into shape once put on-
         | notice. For people that are chronically incapable of certain
         | tasks, this is a deliberately _bad_ -faith expectation. And
         | while it's not particularly common, it also stands to reason
         | that a well-performing employee could be judged by unfair
         | metrics or assigned an impossible task. So now _everyone_ feels
         | wronged. It 's like a minimally-viable abstraction for making a
         | firing appear natural and documented.
        
       | mvdtnz wrote:
       | I work with two people who survived PIPs and are now productive
       | members of my teams. I wasn't the manager involved, but I think
       | she made a good choice, both when she PIP'ed them and by passing
       | them when they picked up their game. This is going to vary
       | company to company, but from my perspective there's absolutely no
       | reason a capable person can't get themselves out of a PIP and
       | remain at a company.
        
       | alphazard wrote:
       | Companies with PIPs stand firmly on the "Adult Day Care" side of
       | the industry.
       | 
       | When serious professionals try to work together and it doesn't
       | work out, someone is asked to leave, and they do. They get to
       | play it off as a reason other than performance. Egos and careers
       | remain undamaged, and everyone can move on.
       | 
       | Adult Day Care centers have very low bars to clear, and most
       | roles could be performed by basically anyone. Firing someone
       | requires a lot of pomp and circumstance in order to seem fair.
       | After all, everyone else is barely doing anything, and they will
       | get to keep their jobs.
       | 
       | If you get put on a PIP, you know what game you're playing, and
       | you absolutely should not quit. Make them fire you, and collect
       | unemployment. Then move on to the next host.
        
         | GauntletWizard wrote:
         | Some places the pip is an alternative to unemployment - if they
         | can "show cause", which is what the PIP is, then your
         | unemployment benefits are reduced or cancelled.
        
         | WFHRenaissance wrote:
         | LOL
        
         | spacecadet wrote:
         | This! Ive worked for these places- I remember after a really
         | stellar year (By all meaningful metrics I was our strongest
         | performer), one poor interaction with this really whiny waste
         | of space led to me being talked to by my "manager", someone
         | younger and less experienced by all counts- I straight up
         | started the conversation with "Am I on a pip", "No", and then
         | proceeded to derail their entire attempt to justify someones
         | personal complaints about me. Ended the call, started applying-
         | peaced out 2 weeks later. Your comment is spot on for that work
         | environment... You being on PIP or not, run.
        
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