[HN Gopher] Armor from Mycenaean Greece turns out to have been e...
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       Armor from Mycenaean Greece turns out to have been effective
        
       Author : thepuppet33r
       Score  : 107 points
       Date   : 2024-05-30 12:34 UTC (1 days ago)
        
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       | 082349872349872 wrote:
       | submission linking to actual paper:
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=40527844
        
       | rrr_oh_man wrote:
       | 170 fucking ad partners.
       | 
       | Jesus fucking Christ.
        
         | HeckFeck wrote:
         | Like the loaves and the fishes, they multiply.
        
       | legitster wrote:
       | > "Such suits of armor were recorded in palace archives--in the
       | equipment lists of those complete or needing repair. This
       | indicates they were supplied at the expense of palatial centers,"
       | says Flouris. They were bloody expensive and thus financed,
       | maintained, stored, and issued during emergencies by the state.
       | Mycenaean palatial centers disappeared around 1200 BCE, and the
       | supplies of Dendra-type armor disappeared with them.
       | 
       | So... it sounds like the armor was kind of ceremonial in a way.
       | Even if it was functional it didn't sound very practical - it
       | only existed as a projection of force and wealth in defensive
       | situations.
        
         | travisjungroth wrote:
         | You could say the same thing about intercepter aircraft and
         | it's a real stretch to call those ceremonial.
        
           | peterarmstrong wrote:
           | Hey, in Canada the newest model will be! Next year we'll
           | have, what, four F-35s? We'd almost be better off making a
           | bunch of that bronze armour and the cool hats...
        
       | YeGoblynQueenne wrote:
       | >> His team assumed the Trojan War happened
       | 
       | Stop there and try to prove that, first.
        
         | cannonpr wrote:
         | So literally ? Hard to, however there are many records of
         | continuous invasions of Persia by Greeks of the era that are
         | well substantiated and many torched cities that were rebuilt
         | frequently. It might be more pertinent to say which events of
         | over 20-30 major campaigns inspired the texts of the Iliad.
        
           | thaumasiotes wrote:
           | > there are many records of continuous invasions of Persia by
           | Greeks of the era that are well substantiated
           | 
           | Persia won't come into existence for at least 600 years if
           | "the era" is Mycenaean Greece.
           | 
           | If you're talking about the region of the Persian homeland,
           | there are zero records of invasions by Greeks of the era.
           | It's on the other side of Mesopotamia from them. Troy is
           | located in Anatolia both according to classical tradition and
           | modern belief.
           | 
           | The best currently known evidence for the Trojan War is stuff
           | like https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tawagalawa_letter
        
         | Archelaos wrote:
         | From the actual paper:
         | 
         | "Our hypothetical date for the Trojan War (1300-1200 BC) was
         | needed to enable estimates of the environmental conditions
         | (temperature, day-night cycle, etc.) but should not be
         | considered as a contribution to the continuing discussions
         | about the date of the War. Moreover, the Trojan War cannot be
         | taken as a historical event, at least in the form described in
         | the Homeric epics [...]. There is no way to know whether it
         | reflects a single event or a period of turmoil that was
         | triggered during an alleged migration from Greece to the
         | eastern Aegean, a narrative that has been also put into
         | question [...]"
         | 
         | Source:
         | https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal...
        
         | smegger001 wrote:
         | well we did find the city.
         | 
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troy
         | 
         | also there are burned remain, anti-chariot defensive works, and
         | bronze arrow heads radio carbon dated to the right era.
         | 
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troy#Korfmann
        
       | jvanderbot wrote:
       | > The 13 marines who volunteered were trained in historical
       | combat, fitted with sensors that monitored their performance, and
       | fed roughly 4,500 calories worth of goat cheese, roasted meat,
       | olives, bread, water, wine, and other Bronze Age culinary
       | delicacies. And then they had a go at it.
       | 
       | This is science at its best.
       | 
       | > During those 11 hours, a typical warrior in Homeric tales would
       | go through 31 one-versus-one duels, 10 encounters with the enemy
       | on a chariot, two chariot-versus-chariot engagements, and one
       | chariot-versus-warrior-on-ship encounter (a ranged battle where
       | the warrior defended beached ships from charging chariots).
        
       | jonathankoren wrote:
       | The parallels with "European plate armor was too bulky to be used
       | and knights couldn't stand up when they fell", shouldn't be lost
       | on anyone. It's a common belief handed down over the years, but
       | it's complete bollocks. We know it is, because back in the 60s or
       | 70s someone had the idea of actually putting the armor on, run
       | around in it, and even get knocked down and stand up in it. There
       | is like a BBC film showing this or something.
       | 
       | It's kinda weird that people keep dismissing the armor of the
       | past as completely impractical, even though the people in the
       | past keep saying or implying that this is exact what they wore
       | into battle.
        
         | surfingdino wrote:
         | It was difficult to mount a horse while wearing heavy armour
         | though and I think that's how the rumour originated.
        
         | kayodelycaon wrote:
         | There are quite a few YouTube videos showing how full plate is
         | worn and how much range of motion you'd have.
        
         | pavel_lishin wrote:
         | There are more recently made videos, I believe, demonstrating
         | the same thing:
         | 
         | - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzTwBQniLSc
         | 
         | - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-bnM5SuQkI
        
           | stanford_labrat wrote:
           | imagine being a medieval peasant conscript and seeing that
           | guy from the first few seconds of the first video charging at
           | you, knowing full well he's from the warrior class and
           | trained his entire life for the job of fighting.
           | 
           | terrifying...
        
             | pavel_lishin wrote:
             | I remember reading somewhere that peasants who killed an
             | enemy night would effectively be treated as war criminals.
             | So you'd be fucked no matter what you do.
        
             | jiggawatts wrote:
             | The modern equivalent would be seeing an MRAP or an APC
             | rolling down the street.
             | 
             | The sci-fi version would be seeing a space marine.
        
         | cwmma wrote:
         | Some of this has to do with jousting armor being some of the
         | best preserved sets and those were extremely impractical.
        
           | jonathankoren wrote:
           | Codpieces with erect penises are a tactical.
           | 
           | https://youtu.be/C6XqBsosHwM
        
         | max-ibel wrote:
         | "The Court Jester" movie didn't help dispel that myth ... ;)
        
       | lumb63 wrote:
       | > It took over a decade of research, elaborate numerical models,
       | and 13 Greek marines fighting in it from dawn till dusk to prove
       | it was surprisingly good at its job
       | 
       | A _decade_ of research and mathematical models to determine that
       | an ancient civilization wasn't just making useless armor for fun?
        
         | jerf wrote:
         | The idea that we and we alone discovered being smart, or
         | _maybe_ , at best, the people in the 19th and 20th centuries
         | were on to something although they are still nowhere near as
         | smart as us, and everyone else in history were nasty drooling
         | superstitious cretins in every way is ingrained surprisingly
         | deeply into our culture, in multiple places, for multiple
         | distinct reasons.
        
         | aredox wrote:
         | Ceremonial armors aren't made for fun. Should our descendents
         | of the year 3000 look at the British bearskin (the tall furry
         | hat of the Royal Guard) and think "of course, this was standard
         | combat attire".
        
           | adolph wrote:
           | Presumably something like the mitznefet?
           | 
           | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitznefet_(Israeli_military)
           | 
           | https://www.twz.com/israeli-troops-chefs-hat-helmet-
           | covers-e...
        
             | aredox wrote:
             | Exactly. Archeologist from the future working from
             | fragmentary sources won't be easily able to determine if
             | the mitznefet is battle gear or ceremonial parure. In fact,
             | they could reach the wrong conclusion by noting the
             | bearskin is more widespread than the mitznefet ("if it is
             | efficient battle hat, why isn't it more widely in use?").
        
         | ysavir wrote:
         | > A decade of research and mathematical models to determine
         | that an ancient civilization wasn't just making useless armor
         | for fun?
         | 
         | To be fair, making armor for fun is a decent industry/hobby in
         | modern times, for stuff like LARPing, movie props, etc. Who's
         | to say that the armor wasn't an example of something similar in
         | ancient times? Taking the time to actually put it to the test,
         | in its original context, is a good effort to prove or disprove
         | that.
        
           | kadoban wrote:
           | To also be fair: can't imagine these researchers weren't also
           | just having a good time. Sounds a lot like they were just
           | doing fancy LARPing themselves.
        
       | lupusreal wrote:
       | I love to see experimental archaeology making fools out of
       | bookish academics too weak and lazy to get up from their chairs.
        
       | A_D_E_P_T wrote:
       | From the article:
       | 
       | > _People suspected the Dendra armor was ceremonial_
       | 
       | That's not true. I don't think that there was ever anything
       | approaching a consensus that the Mycenean Greek armor in
       | question, the Dendra Panopoly, was entirely ceremonial. In fact,
       | I've never even seen that view expressed. Many people believed
       | that it would prove practical enough for infantry fighting. The
       | old counter-argument -- which even then was speculative -- was
       | that the armor was intended for charioteers. See:
       | 
       | https://www.ancientworldmagazine.com/articles/encased-bronze...
       | 
       | What's more, people have been making and sparring in reproduction
       | pieces for years:
       | 
       | https://mindhost.tumblr.com/post/141243954157/dendra-panoply...
       | 
       | And especially:
       | 
       | https://www.salimbeti.com/micenei/armour1.htm
       | 
       | > _" Some high fidelity reconstructions have demonstrate how this
       | panoply, despite the huge aspect, was enough flexible and
       | comfortable to be used also during fights on foot and not, as
       | sometimes argued, exclusively by warriors fighting from the
       | chariots."_
        
         | hinkley wrote:
         | I wonder if this was intraoffice politics.
         | 
         | You work with two loud, tenured professors who both believe a
         | certain thing that your advisor thinks is bullshit, and your
         | dissertation or post doc publications become about how Steve
         | and Mark are wrong. Suck it, Steve.
        
           | A_D_E_P_T wrote:
           | That may be the case.
           | 
           | There's also, assuredly, an element of that very recent
           | controversy: "If it's not published in a peer review journal,
           | it doesn't exist."
           | 
           | Now that somebody has written up a report of people sparring
           | in modern recreations of the Dendra Panopoly, and has had it
           | published in a decent journal, the matter is settled. Before,
           | despite dozens of people and groups doing the same exact
           | thing, I suppose it wasn't!
           | 
           | Goes to show.
        
             | PaulHoule wrote:
             | Reminds me of how I just saw a paper where scientists
             | proved it was safe to eat double-yolk eggs, which I do all
             | the time.
        
       | EdwardDiego wrote:
       | It looks imposing enough, reminds me of Stargate's aliens.
        
       | bitwize wrote:
       | There's something vaguely Doom-like about dressing modern marines
       | in ancient armor and letting them fight, and I am totally here
       | for it.
        
       | doctorwho42 wrote:
       | Looking at that armor, it makes WAY more sense why Homer/Greeks
       | would make Achilles' weak point his heel... Dude is literally a
       | bronze tank in that armor. Only way to really stop him is to take
       | out a leg, and his feet are like the least armored thing about
       | him.
        
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