[HN Gopher] Chickens in Trees
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       Chickens in Trees
        
       Author : tancik
       Score  : 106 points
       Date   : 2024-05-25 23:11 UTC (1 days ago)
        
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       | h2odragon wrote:
       | The whole world is full of interesting things to see, new things
       | to learn, if we just look.
       | 
       | Humans are _gifted_ at ignoring the miracles that are happening
       | right in front of them, everyday.
        
         | interludead wrote:
         | The world is indeed teeming with wonders and taking the time to
         | notice them can bring joy and fulfillment in some ways.
        
           | rdlw wrote:
           | Cathedrals everywhere, for those with the eyes to see
        
       | jmbwell wrote:
       | I don't think there's an XKCD for this, but there is a Sesame
       | Street:
       | 
       | https://youtu.be/aCsY3REaADo?si=ODNcG3LvXNPxYSyQ
        
       | dvh wrote:
       | Chickens can also swim
        
         | interludead wrote:
         | Chickens are amazing creatures
        
         | dtgriscom wrote:
         | Do they favor the breast stroke?
        
         | huppeldepup wrote:
         | They also catch mice and swallow them whole. Jurassic Park
         | style.
        
           | smatija wrote:
           | My mother's chickens once caught a snake, stampeded it to
           | death and then promptly ate it. Dinosaurs for sure.
        
         | slow_typist wrote:
         | Interesting, do you have any sources or pictures?
        
         | pvaldes wrote:
         | I can confirm at least that on warm water they float as ducks,
         | and seem to enjoy the experience greatly. I was too soaked to
         | appreciate the swimming style.
         | 
         | Hum, thinking about it, this is a great meme waiting to happen.
         | All that you need is a warm Olympic swimming pool, to borrow
         | some fatty velociclucktors and the cover of the night.
         | Worldwide fame, here I go again...
        
       | ritwikgupta wrote:
       | Fascinating. The massive variance in the percentage of chickens
       | that prefer roosting off the ground is interesting. I wonder what
       | environmental pressures drives this decision.
        
         | slow_typist wrote:
         | Fox and maybe raccoon are the driving factors where I live. I
         | have also seen cats going for younger smaller chickens. If the
         | owner offers a safe shed which is closed up by night, there is
         | no need for the chickens to rest in trees. They will
         | voluntarily enter the shed in the evening.
        
       | masswerk wrote:
       | Don't miss the ending!
        
       | pvaldes wrote:
       | Well... of course. Those are jungle animals.
       | 
       | Chickens roost in trees instinctively. Is a relatively safe place
       | for those races that still can fly. Bantams either do it or look
       | for a dense spiny shrub. Industrial races lack the confidence and
       | are too heavy to jump safely without fracturing their hips.
        
       | bagels wrote:
       | Whether a chicken takes to trees is partly down to the breed.
       | Bigger domesticated breeds are not suited to flying (due to their
       | weight), but can jump up to 4-5 feet. Jungle foul and other
       | smaller breeds can fly up in to trees to roost.
        
       | dajtxx wrote:
       | My chickens roost in a tree in the back yard. It's an easy tree
       | for them to get into, they can walk/climb up from the ground a
       | fair way then an easy flap to get to their preferred branches.
       | 
       | In summer they disappear into the leaves, but in winter they're
       | pretty obvious.
        
       | culi wrote:
       | The argon tree (as in the argon oil in your shampoos and soaps)
       | is also known as the "goat tree". Please peruse these phenomenal
       | photos of trees completely full of goats. Everyone of them looks
       | like an album cover for some mid-00s indie band
       | 
       | https://www.cbsnews.com/pictures/tree-goats-of-morocco-argan...
       | 
       | https://www.google.com/search?q=argon+goat&udm=2
        
         | slow_typist wrote:
         | I've seen both chickens and goats in trees in Germany. It
         | occurs naturally if the owner doesn't care to much. Of course
         | the goat will eat all the leaves and the tree will die
         | eventually.
         | 
         | I really like the pictures from Morroco though, thank you!
        
         | Narishma wrote:
         | It's argan, not argon. And the whole goat poop thing is just a
         | urban legend guides like to repeat to naive tourists.
        
           | culi wrote:
           | Thanks for the correction. Not sure what myth you're talking
           | about. Goats are one of the main seed dispersers at this
           | point and overgrazing can even be a problem. Goats do also
           | climb argan trees naturally for fruit, but I looked it up and
           | there is an issue of herders purposefully trying to put many
           | goats into a tree for tourists to take pictures. I'd imagine
           | you wouldn't see a whole dozen of them in a tree like this if
           | they're just grazing alone but they certainly can and do
           | climb trees for fruit. Argan isn't even the only tree they're
           | known to do this with
        
             | Narishma wrote:
             | The article you linked has a section about goats eating the
             | argan fruit and pooping the nuts which are then supposedly
             | collected to make argan oil. That's pure BS.
        
       | goshx wrote:
       | Down in Brazil, my grandfather used to shoot salt at the thieves
       | climbing the trees to steal the chickens.
        
         | tetris11 wrote:
         | > shoot salt
         | 
         | I feel you might need to expand here
        
           | defrost wrote:
           | Painful non lethal shotgun shell filling.
           | 
           | Deters thieves without the flesh carnage of lead pellets |
           | buckshot.
        
             | itsanaccount wrote:
             | and for some Appalachian wisdom fill em with coal dust and
             | you mark em so you can find em later.
        
               | actionfromafar wrote:
               | Social policing. :)
        
               | ragazzina wrote:
               | I wish there was a way to do this with food in a common
               | fridge, in my office.
        
       | throwaway2037 wrote:
       | Related:
       | 
       | "The proclivity of free-ranging indigenous village chickens for
       | night-time roosting in trees" [1]
       | 
       | [1]
       | https://cabiagbio.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/s43170-...
        
       | tracker1 wrote:
       | On population control... Are they generally considered safe to
       | eat? That's the first thing I think of in this case...
        
         | bagels wrote:
         | The meat would probably be really tough. I'd think the only
         | acceptable preparation would be braising or confit. They
         | probably have a lot more parasites (worms) than you'd be used
         | to as well.
        
           | peterleiser wrote:
           | I stayed in Kauai in 2012 and the locals said they do not eat
           | the chickens. They said the meat is very tough and doesn't
           | taste very good. They also said the chickens are useful
           | because they eat millipedes, which are everywhere. They
           | claimed that the sting from being bitten by one of those
           | millipedes is unbelievably painful, and feels like a gun
           | shot. I'm not sure about the gun shot part, but everyone
           | seemed pretty serious about how painful it feels.
        
             | trealira wrote:
             | There's an ant called the bullet ant, so named because its
             | sting feels like getting shot. Its Wikipedia page shows
             | other similar nicknames in Spanish and in Portuguese. So,
             | given that other bugs' stings have already been described
             | as comparable to getting shot, I believe it when you say
             | that they say the millipede's bite feels equally painful.
             | 
             | Its Wikipedia page:
             | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paraponera_clavata
        
           | nradov wrote:
           | The localsn in Maui have a recipe for cooking the feral
           | chickens there. Put the chicken in a pot. Add a lava rock.
           | Fill with water. Boil until the rock is soft.
        
         | mauvehaus wrote:
         | Have laying chickens that free-range, and have eaten a couple
         | of incidental and aggressive roosters. They are immensely
         | tougher than the typical grocery store Cornish Crosses. Soup or
         | braising is highly recommended. Coq au vin recipes meant for
         | store-bought chicken (nearly all of them) will need to be
         | adjusted back to add the required cooking time to make the meat
         | tender. Plan on several to six hours of cooking.
         | 
         | None of the hens have aged out of laying thanks to the efforts
         | of the local predators. Should that ever happen, it will surely
         | require resolving the question of whether the hens are
         | livestock or pets before I can tell you about how the cooking
         | process varies from a grocery store bird.
        
       | emacsen wrote:
       | Now I have that darn Sesame Street song stuck in my head.
       | 
       | There are chickens in the trees
       | 
       | There are chickens in the trees
       | 
       | Won't you listen to me please
       | 
       | There are chickens in the trees
       | 
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCsY3REaADo
        
         | tetris11 wrote:
         | _Cities in Flight_ is what immediately sprang to my mind
        
       | keiferski wrote:
       | By the title, I thought this was going to be about the theorized
       | future of meat production as a kind of fruit, i. e., "chicken
       | flesh growing on trees," and the ethical questions surrounding
       | that idea and the positivist worldview that leads to it being
       | considered ethical, and if it is actually a good thing or not.
       | 
       | It would be an ironic (and sad?) thing if the human history of
       | the chicken began in trees and ended in trees.
        
       | floren wrote:
       | Mark Twain wrote some humorous bits about how chickens may be
       | enticed out of a neighbor's tree by sliding a warm board under
       | their feet. They'll step on happily, and can then be conveyed to
       | a convenient sack en route to the kitchen.
        
       | resolutebat wrote:
       | The domesticated chicken (Gallus domesticus) is a "curated"
       | version of the Red junglefowl (Gallus gallus) which lives wild in
       | the tropics, can fly short distances and is still entirely
       | capable of breeding with chickens. The parks of Singapore are
       | full of the things, and it's not unusual to see one strutting
       | past the chicken rice stall at a hawker center, clucking at its
       | unfortunate relatives that have been poached and strung up by
       | their feet.
       | 
       | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_junglefowl
        
       | ggm wrote:
       | Interesting timing: rogue chickens in the UK causing mayhem to
       | locals because 200 chooks in the woods is ... noisy.
        
       | tomcam wrote:
       | I made the mistake of buying chickens as livestock. I fell in
       | love with the day-old chicks the moment we got into the car to
       | take them home. Plan was that 1/3 would become food, 1/3 would
       | die of disease, and the remainder would lay eggs. Unfortunately I
       | lost my taste for chicken. We lost 1/3 due to predators, not
       | disease, despite building a $20,000 chicken run. I was depressed
       | for months. And I have been through some heinous shit in my long
       | life.
       | 
       | They make lovely sounds and they live next to my office so
       | working at home is delightful. They are endlessly silly. They are
       | manipulative. They are dignified and stupid. Their plumage is a
       | miracle of biology. They aren't particularly friendly. I have no
       | clue why I adore them.
       | 
       | Had no idea that such stupid little dinosaurs would change my
       | life so dramatically.
        
         | globular-toast wrote:
         | A lot more people would be veggie if they had to kill the
         | animals themselves. You just wouldn't do it unless you were
         | really hungry, which I doubt anyone on this forum has
         | experienced even once.
        
           | margor wrote:
           | Sorry to break your bubble, but this is how people normally
           | live on countrysides / small villages, at least in my
           | country. Killing livestock animals is everyday thing and no
           | one bats an eye.
           | 
           | Hell, even killing new born kittens / puppies is considered
           | by some normal thing, if they breed uncontrolled (even if
           | they could just... castrate / neuter them [not sure which is
           | the right word for it, I'm not native]).
           | 
           | After all how is it different from a full grown chicken,
           | other than the fact you don't normally eat cats/dogs?
        
             | actionfromafar wrote:
             | Why would any of that refute "a lot more would be
             | vegetarian"?
        
               | yurishimo wrote:
               | Because there are plenty of people who don't kill/eat
               | certain animals but do slaughter other animals. This
               | person in the thread described their new love for
               | chickens, but I have a good feeling that they probably
               | still eat beef or pork. But the "solution" to the vegan
               | problem cannot be to surround everyone with farm animals,
               | because when that was true for most people (100+ years
               | ago), everyone ate meat that they killed themselves.
               | 
               | I think any good person can understand and empathize with
               | the modern day practices of factory farming and meat
               | production, but the solutions coming from vegans are also
               | untenable in the face of human history. We can move away
               | from unethical farming practices without removing meat
               | from our diets and ignoring the absolutely huge benefits
               | of eating meat as humans.
        
               | pvaldes wrote:
               | Well, from a philosophical point of view, vegetarian
               | movement is unfair for the plants
               | 
               | Plants that are responsible of lots and lots of human
               | well-being and as life beings deserve to be treated with
               | a similar respect that we use with other organisms.
               | 
               | Incidentally is also bad for human health
               | 
               | Yes, it is. Those articles that claim that you can live
               | on a strict vegetarian diet without any bad consequences
               | for your health are either lying, incomplete or based in
               | pseudoscience. Is basically a religious movement.
        
               | crashmat wrote:
               | I have grown up on a purely vegetarian diet since I was
               | born and I don't have any health problems from that. I
               | know anecdotal evidence is usually not great and I will
               | admit it is harder to maintain a healthy diet whilst
               | vegetarian (but not too much), in this case it surely
               | cannot be true that you can't live on a vegetarian diet
               | without any bad consequences if I have done that?
        
               | margor wrote:
               | Because killing farm animals is considered a norm in
               | almost all places who had done that since generations.
               | 
               | If you would be surrounded by chickens, livestock and
               | other farm animals and watching them getting butchered
               | was your daily bread as a child, why would you reconsider
               | when you would grow up? It literally put food on your
               | table, and besides home grown farm animals taste A LOT
               | better (speaking from experience, but never grown them
               | myself, any meat product I buy from the Walmart alikes
               | tastes much worse).
               | 
               | Its only when you never witnessed death of any kind that
               | you become so sensitive to it. Once it becomes normal (of
               | course, I talk about farm animals here only) it's really
               | hard to see advocates for vegetarianism as some sort of
               | zealots.
               | 
               | And personally? What's the difference if they die of
               | natural causes vs. just butchering them when the time is
               | right? If you raised them ethically and they were
               | generally happy, then for these animals its just... How
               | it would end anyway? If you compare that to industrial
               | farming, and if it was the only way to get meat sure I
               | would consider being vege instead, its horrible how they
               | are kept and treated. But for my own raised animals? Its
               | a cycle of life.
        
               | globular-toast wrote:
               | People keep saying it's normal etc but then you'll notice
               | everywhere it's always the poor people who end up doing
               | the slaughtering while rich people get to pretend it
               | doesn't happen.
               | 
               | I'm not sure that being desensitised is a good argument.
               | People can become desensitised to a lot of things, like
               | slavery or other abuse. That doesn't make it ok.
               | 
               | The difference is factory farming really. I don't think
               | eating meat is wrong, per se. (But I do think a lot of
               | people wouldn't miss meat if they tried it, especially
               | the only eats chicken breast type). But factory farming
               | is disgusting.
        
               | margor wrote:
               | Fully agreed on factory farming. Not only is it cruel and
               | unethical, but the quality is also much worse making
               | vegetables actually a pretty good alternative.
               | 
               | On that note, let me tell you how home grown vegetables
               | are also a lot better than... ;)
        
             | globular-toast wrote:
             | I've been in such communities and they do bat an eye
             | actually. If people enjoyed it then rich western people
             | would be doing it for fun. Funny that I don't see the "kill
             | your own goat" experience being sold in tourist packages.
        
               | salad-tycoon wrote:
               | Hobby farming tourism is definitely a thing. Many well
               | earning organizations host immersive events that include
               | butchering classes.
               | 
               | Joel Salatin. Farmstead Meatsmith. Justin Rhodes. Etc.
               | 
               | I guess it depends on your definition of fun but rarely
               | are people learning as an immediate need for survival.
        
               | globular-toast wrote:
               | Butchery != slaughter. And not many of those tourists can
               | handle pig face, for example (I'm sure some of them force
               | themselves to go through with it).
        
               | hulitu wrote:
               | > Funny that I don't see the "kill your own goat"
               | experience being sold in tourist packages.
               | 
               | Some goats can kill you.
        
               | margor wrote:
               | I think there is a shade of grey between enjoying it and
               | never doing because animals are another living being that
               | don't deserve it.
               | 
               | If you are doing it as part of putting a good tasting
               | food on the table, I would say no, no one bats an eye,
               | but I suppose they don't enjoy the process too - it's
               | messy process and requiers some safety considerations too
               | like making sure your meat doesn't have any parasites.
        
               | alt227 wrote:
               | Have you seen the 'Kill a cow with a grenade launcher'
               | packages which are popular with stag parties in Eastern
               | Europe?
        
               | globular-toast wrote:
               | No, but I'm well aware disgusting people exist. People
               | abuse other people, but we generally agree this isn't a
               | good thing. Also, pulling a trigger from afar isn't the
               | same thing. I also wonder how many of those "real men"
               | lose sleep after the experience. Emperor's new clothes
               | comes to mind.
        
               | alt227 wrote:
               | You seem incredibly closed to the fact that lots of very
               | normal and kind people are fine with killing animals for
               | food without issue. I assure you, there are many millions
               | of them around the world.
        
             | alt227 wrote:
             | Yep fully agree. I live in a small village near a country
             | estate and lots of the people here kill and pluck their own
             | foul, including myself. The ones that dont, have no issue
             | with it.
             | 
             | When there is a shoot on the estate we request some of the
             | birds and then through the season we regularly come home
             | from work to find braces of dead pheasants hanging on our
             | front door. We pluck them and then roast or make stews out
             | of them and they are delicious.
             | 
             | It is common to walk through the village after a shoot and
             | see dead birds hanging from most of the doors. Nobody
             | complains or thinks it is strange, in fact everybody looks
             | forward to the free meat!
        
           | chrisco255 wrote:
           | Not even 3 generations ago, it was incredibly common for
           | people to slaughter their own farm animals. My grandmother
           | was an old farm woman, raised in the time before
           | refrigeration. She'd slaughter and pluck her own chickens
           | without a second thought. It's entirely a modern phenomenon
           | of global distribution and modern conditioning that lead you
           | to that conclusion. Some animals evolved to be prey, and that
           | is why they have an excessive number of offspring. Fowls are
           | among those species. They lay eggs sometimes once a day so
           | their numbers can increase incredibly rapidly. That is an
           | adaptation to high predation. In the absence of that
           | predation, they can overwhelm ecosystems.
           | 
           | You are a descendent of millions of years of hunters. I know
           | many hunters and have been hunting myself. I know many who
           | like to fish and have been fishing myself, and cooked my own
           | catch. It's quite a satisfying experience actually.
        
             | throwup238 wrote:
             | _> Some animals evolved to be prey, and that is why they
             | have an excessive number of offspring. Fowls are among
             | those species. They lay eggs sometimes once a day so their
             | numbers can increase incredibly rapidly. That is an
             | adaptation to high predation. In the absence of that
             | predation, they can overwhelm ecosystems._
             | 
             | Red junglefowl, the ancestors to domesticated chickens,
             | only lay a few clutches annually for a total of less than
             | 20 eggs per year. Modern chickens that lay hundreds of eggs
             | a year are a product of selective breeding, not some
             | natural adaptation.
        
               | ndr wrote:
               | One could argue that is natural adaptation. Modern
               | chickens are likely going to be more successful at
               | propagating their genes into the future.
        
               | ben_w wrote:
               | Only if you want to argue about what counts as "natural".
        
               | Lutger wrote:
               | I see the case for it, but what wouldn't be natural once
               | you allow this? Gene editing? Why not?
               | 
               | A consequence is that 'natural' will lose all meaning. If
               | everything is natural, then nothing is, really.
        
               | Jcowell wrote:
               | I fall under the idea that yes, everything is natural, we
               | are not special no matter what secrets of the universe we
               | uncover and wield . Even our robot descendants , if they
               | ever come to be, are natural too. Just because we have
               | the ability to acknowledge material selection does not
               | mean we are except from it
        
               | throwup238 wrote:
               | That's a gross misuse of language that makes words
               | utterly meaningless. When people say "artificial
               | selection" they don't mean a supernatural deity is doing
               | it.
               | 
               | It's like going "haha gotcha! tomatoes are fruit, not
               | vegetables!", completely missing the difference between
               | the use of the word in a culinary versus botanical
               | context. It's not insightful or useful in any way, it's
               | just equivocation.
        
               | thfuran wrote:
               | Only if by natural you mean "not supernatural".
        
             | globular-toast wrote:
             | Yeah, I used to perform similar mental gymnastics too.
             | Interestingly, it's very similar to the behaviour of
             | addicts. Unfortunately, the way poor people lived 3
             | generations ago has absolutely nothing to do with how fat,
             | rich people live today. What's next? No vaccines? No
             | pasteurisation? This line of reasoning is a very slippery
             | slope.
             | 
             | Hunting is different for a couple of reasons. First, you're
             | almost certainly talking about killing from a distance with
             | a gun. But it's also quite different to hunt a wild animal
             | rather than raise a domestic animal just to kill it. But
             | also some "hunting" is basically a simulation using
             | released domestic animals (see pheasant shooting in the
             | UK). And some is just downright cruel (see fox hunting in
             | the UK or shooting of birds in Malta). Nobody is doing the
             | slaughter for fun, though. It's always guns or dogs doing
             | the dirty work. Funny that.
        
               | alt227 wrote:
               | > Nobody is doing the slaughter for fun, though. It's
               | always guns or dogs doing the dirty work. Funny that.
               | 
               | But also to provide. The estate near us has shoots every
               | season and the fowl which is killed is given to the local
               | residents. Lots of local poorer people really look
               | forward to shoot season because they can pack their
               | freezer with lots of free meat. I speak to lots of older
               | folks in the area and they say this is the way it has
               | been done for hundreds of years.
        
               | HeyLaughingBoy wrote:
               | > It's always guns or dogs doing the dirty work. Funny
               | that.
               | 
               | Someone has to skin & butcher the animal though, or does
               | that "just happen?"
        
             | adrianN wrote:
             | Three generations ago it was also common to beat your
             | children. I'm not sure that we should base moral arguments
             | on what was common in the past.
        
               | bbarnett wrote:
               | No, it was not. It was common to spank your children, out
               | of care and love, when they did things dangerous to
               | themselves or others, and sometimes a strap or switch
               | when something truly horrific was done.
               | 
               | We now view this as wrong, but that wasn't _beating_
               | them.
               | 
               | Yes, some idiots did beat their children, or hit their
               | children out of anger. That doesn't mean it was _common_.
        
               | revert_to_test wrote:
               | From what I observe, although spanking is described as
               | basically harmless, not everyone who lived through it see
               | it as something that improved their lives. Even if it was
               | administered by well-meaning, loving parents.
        
               | bbarnett wrote:
               | To be clear, as this is often required on HN, I was
               | speaking of a subset of spanking:
               | 
               |  _out of care and love, when they did things dangerous to
               | themselves or others, and sometimes a strap or switch
               | when something truly horrific was done._
               | 
               | In other words, _never_ because fed up  / angry. Never
               | because of minor situations, and so on. For example,
               | swearing isn't "dangerous to themselves or others".
               | Spanking employed when the _life of the child_ or others
               | is involved, is a short-cut to locking an intense memory
               | into long-term recall.
               | 
               | This sort of event is rare.
               | 
               | And to be frank? "Improved their lives" isn't necessarily
               | important. Note how I state "dangerous to themselves _or
               | others_ "? Siblings and other children have to be taken
               | into account.
               | 
               | Lastly, and take this from someone with grey hair, it
               | wasn't until my 30s that I started to appreciate some of
               | the discipline I disagreed with as a child. Disagreeing,
               | doesn't mean it was wrong.
        
               | lukan wrote:
               | "Yes, some idiots did beat their children, or hit their
               | children out of anger. That doesn't mean it was common."
               | 
               | In the areas that still do beat their children, they
               | commonly do beat more, when they are angry.
        
               | adrianN wrote:
               | Okay, I believe my argument is not hurt by replacing the
               | word ,,beat" with ,,spank". Adding that physical
               | punishment was done out of love strengthens my argument,
               | I think.
        
               | ars wrote:
               | The change is spanking is not because spanking is harmful
               | but because the world doesn't need it. The environment
               | people are in is much more gentle, so it's not necessary
               | to raise children that can handle large amounts of
               | adversity.
               | 
               | We also don't teach our kids to defend themselves against
               | sword attacks, for the same reason - it's no longer
               | necessary.
               | 
               | Your argument implies that the past behavior was bad and
               | we should change it, but that's incorrect. The past
               | behavior was correct for its time. If someone would have
               | raised a child without spanking 100 years ago they would
               | end up with a weak person who could not live in the real
               | world, this would be a bad thing.
        
               | najra wrote:
               | I read parent's comments more as a counter argument to
               | the suggestion more people would be vegetarian if they
               | had to kill their own animals for food, not a moral
               | justification based on "people used to do it".
        
               | Lutger wrote:
               | I read it as both, especially given the "I'm a hunter and
               | hunting is great" bit. It is moral psychology. There is
               | an implicit notion of what it means to be a human, and
               | what is ethically sound is tied up with it, because it is
               | universal, beyond time and place, and thus normal and
               | good.
               | 
               | In this particular ethical issue it is an eternal tug-of-
               | war between humans as essentially vegans by nature,
               | corrupted by cloaking animal suffering in neat, pre-
               | slaughtered packages (if we would only see...), and the
               | other side presenting humans as one of the animals eating
               | other animals. We are made out to be part of a natural
               | order as hunter and butcher, which is both normal and
               | good. Modern sensibilities around animal suffering is
               | seen as a whimsy aberration of normality, artificial and
               | unnatural. It is both descriptive and normative, and the
               | what-is functions as a tool for the what-should.
               | 
               | This does lead to pretty bad 'science' (on both sides,
               | really) and conversations that are very loaded around
               | basic facts. I would agree if you would say the what-is
               | does not depend on the what-should-be and vice versa,
               | free will and all, but this is often not how ethical
               | conversations (and rhetoric) works.
        
             | Galatians4_16 wrote:
             | Just think of how much the environment would benefit if we
             | wouldn't need to run so many refrigerators to eat fresh
             | food...
        
               | ars wrote:
               | It would not benefit at all. Zero. It would harm the
               | environment because all the food waste outweighs the
               | energy cost of refrigerators by several orders of
               | magnitude.
        
               | Galatians4_16 wrote:
               | Feed food waste to chickens, fish, rabbits, and worms.
               | Feed poop to worms and bacteria, feed bacteria and worm
               | waste to plants, which convert that dastardly CO2 to
               | sweet wholesome Oxygen. I was always taught that
               | recycling was good, while pumping oil out of the ground
               | and creating new CO2 is bad, but I'm no expert.
        
               | ars wrote:
               | It's better to eat the "food waste", rather than create
               | more waste in the first place.
               | 
               | If I have leftover rice, I'd rather refrigerate it and
               | eat it tomorrow, instead of feed it to chickens.
               | 
               | Rabbits can not eat food waste, they have very sensitive
               | digestions. Very few fish will eat food waste (mostly
               | just tilapia will do so).
               | 
               | > feed bacteria and worm waste to plants
               | 
               | Plants do not eat bacteria. You can't just "feed" worm
               | waste to plants, you would have to bury into the soil via
               | plowing or some other method.
               | 
               | Bacteria also make CO2 by digesting food. The fertilizer
               | they make is minerals and nitrogen.
               | 
               | You have a bit of a simplistic view of how this food
               | cycle works.
               | 
               | > I was always taught that recycling was good, while
               | pumping oil out of the ground and creating new CO2 is
               | bad, but I'm no expert.
               | 
               | It's not so simple. Except for metal, recycling usually
               | uses more oil than not recycling.
        
           | thinkingemote wrote:
           | The sibling comments to this are truthful, we wouldn't be
           | vegetarians but I think we would be eating more vegetables.
           | When I was vegetarian in my youth I visited my grandparents
           | in the country and asked them about killing animals
           | themselves. They did have relationships with their animals
           | and didn't enjoy doing it but its what they did. I think if
           | you ask modern animal farmers today they would say they do
           | not enjoy killing their animals. My ancestors did say that
           | they ate more preserved (salted) meat and vegetables more but
           | they had more meat in later times. The animals they raised
           | were for occasional or special times not daily consumption.
           | 
           | This is reflected by a thousand years or so for most of the
           | West with significant parts the calendar where there was
           | abstinence from meat which for many now people would consider
           | impossible. At most we would be periodic vegetarians,
           | omnivores with the balance towards the vegetarian.
        
             | globular-toast wrote:
             | I think you are closer to the mark. People don't seem to
             | realise they didn't eat meat as much back then. Like not
             | even 10% what people eat now. To sustain the amount of meat
             | consumption today they would have been killing every single
             | day! In fact, it was common for families to have one pig
             | which they'd kill around Christmas time. The pig was fed
             | waste food (leftovers, vegetable peelings etc). They ate
             | the entire pig, including the blood. Not a scrap would be
             | wasted.
             | 
             | But I think you are also forgetting that agriculture has
             | improved since and people aren't hungry any more. We don't
             | need to keep a pig and feed it swill. There's so much to go
             | around that many people are fat. It's 100% a choice to eat
             | meat today and if that choice involved doing the killing I
             | don't think many would make it.
        
               | HeyLaughingBoy wrote:
               | > they would have been killing every single day!
               | 
               | Wut? A quarter of a steer provided my family of 3 with
               | beef for an entire year. A _quarter!_
        
               | globular-toast wrote:
               | Yeah but you didn't only eat beef, and people choose the
               | same cuts over and over (like chicken breast).
        
             | circlefavshape wrote:
             | > The animals they raised were for occasional or special
             | times not daily consumption
             | 
             | My mother was one of 14 kids growing up on a small farm in
             | the West of Ireland in the mid-20th century. They ate meat
             | (mostly bacon, home-killed and salted) cooked on an open
             | fire 6 days a week, except during Lent
        
           | tomcam wrote:
           | I did in fact go vegetarian after killing animals as a kid. I
           | could do it now because I have a family.
        
           | _heimdall wrote:
           | We processed and butchered our first two pigs earlier this
           | year. Its not for the feint of heart, but I wouldn't trade
           | the experience for anything.
           | 
           | We raised them from a few months old (we took them from a
           | farm that was having to close) and did the entire processing
           | and butchering process ourselves. The meat is night and day
           | better than what you can buy in a store, the bacon is
           | delicious, and we know the animal lived an excellent life and
           | had a near instant end.
        
             | globular-toast wrote:
             | "Processed". Did you personally see their "near instant
             | end"?
             | 
             | There is a very humane way to kill mammals actually: inert
             | gas asphyxiation. A pig will happily enter a chamber full
             | of nitrogen and die peacefully. If you arranged that then
             | it's commendable. Personally meat is nowhere near important
             | enough to me to go to such lengths, though.
        
           | NikkiA wrote:
           | I killed my first chicken when I was ~9 I think, maybe 10 at
           | a push, my dad handed me the axe and said 'have fun'.
           | 
           | Still eat meat.
        
           | bongodongobob wrote:
           | That is an incredibly naive statement. Most people I know can
           | kill and butcher deer, fish, birds, etc. 99.9% of the country
           | isn't San Francisco.
        
         | jen729w wrote:
         | Yeah! We got a couple of backyard chooks and thought it'd be
         | eggs all the way.
         | 
         | Three years later, and we're taking Belinda 'the bruiser' to
         | the vet tomorrow for her second hormone implant. Turns out the
         | ISA Browns that are bred to lay have their insides just
         | _destroyed_ by the constant production.
         | 
         | So you can let them die, or you can spend thousands of dollars
         | keeping them alive. -\\_(tsu)_/-
         | 
         | I had no idea I'd love chickens this much. They're tremendous
         | animals.
        
           | tomcam wrote:
           | WHAT IS WRONG WIH US
        
         | pvaldes wrote:
         | Losing chicken to predators is normal and according to plan.
         | Fortunately they can be multiplied really fast so... If the fox
         | cubs had a good dinner once on a blue moon is not the end of
         | the world or something to be depressed about it.
        
           | tomcam wrote:
           | I know that in my head.
        
         | oooyay wrote:
         | A $20k run?! Please tell me about this. My run and coop are
         | maybe $1k total.
        
           | tbyehl wrote:
           | Are you not on any chicken social media groups? If you're
           | paying someone else to build something with, uh, curb appeal
           | -- fully painted, metal roof, nice hardware -- $20k is real
           | easy.
        
             | oooyay wrote:
             | Ah, I'm not social media apart from forums. I do watch a
             | lot of coop and run builds on YouTube though. With that
             | inspiration I bought a bunch of tools and am in the process
             | of revamping my stuff to fit more with our house. It has
             | the added benefit of making the chickens more a part of our
             | little microecosystem as well since much of it is geared
             | towards collecting their waste and pine flakes to make into
             | compost. Even with all the tools added in I'm probably only
             | at $2-3k.
        
             | tomcam wrote:
             | I didn't trust myself so I hired an awesome dude who did a
             | great job.
             | 
             | Two years later we learned mountain lions are bigger and
             | stronger than expected.
        
       | lrvick wrote:
       | If anyone is ever in Florida, stop by Oviedo which is home to a
       | colony of feral chickens that sleep in the trees of the town
       | shopping center parking lot and are found eating scraps daily at
       | the local KFC drive through.
       | 
       | There is a mini documentary out there on said chickens. They are
       | kind of the town mascots.
        
         | bbarnett wrote:
         | One case of mad chicken disease coming up, although chickens
         | don't really need their head.
         | 
         | https://www.scientificamerican.com/blog/running-ponies/meet-...
        
       | ChrisMarshallNY wrote:
       | I remember in Morocco, they had tree-climbing goats. You'd be
       | driving down the highway, and pass a bunch of trees, dripping
       | with goats, and the goatherd, sitting nearby, looking bored.
        
       | vertnerd wrote:
       | We keep chickens, but I rarely find them in trees. We also keep a
       | heritage breed of turkey, the Royal Palm, and those guys love to
       | sleep in the trees.
       | 
       | If you ever decide to start keeping chickens or turkeys, you will
       | discover that most of the things you thought you knew about birds
       | are wrong. They are fascinating creatures.
        
       | dredmorbius wrote:
       | I'm extraordinarily disappointed that Doug Zongker's seminal work
       | in the field was not mentioned or cited:
       | 
       | <https://isotropic.org/papers/chicken.pdf>
       | 
       | Previously on HN:
       | 
       | <https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=35745880>
       | 
       | <https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=5830497>
       | 
       | And a dang compilation from 2023:
       | <https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=35746402>
       | 
       | Video: <http://yewtu.be/watch?v=yL_-1d9OSdk>
        
         | familiartime wrote:
         | Author here (of the blog post, not of the literary beauty you
         | linked). This is amazing. I'll add a mention.
        
       | smeej wrote:
       | > ...casting nervous glances at a rooster slowly approaching me
       | like a Weeping Angel.
       | 
       | > Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They [the
       | Weeping Angels] are fast. Faster than you can believe. Don't turn
       | your back. Don't turn away. And most of all, don't blink.
       | 
       | I know this has nothing to do with the point of the article, but
       | Weeping Angels are exactly the wrong analogy for something
       | approaching slowly!
        
         | crashmat wrote:
         | I think the comparison was more based on the rooster
         | approaching when they werent looking and stopping when they
         | were. I can't recall any other monsters that do that.
        
           | familiartime wrote:
           | Indeed, this is the part of the behavior I was referring to
           | :) It's a good point about the speed though - not the perfect
           | analogy.
        
       | helsinkiandrew wrote:
       | Related: a flock of 100 feral chickens living in the woods is
       | "tormenting" a village in the UK:
       | 
       | https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/article/2024/may/26/out-...
        
       | totetsu wrote:
       | If you want the tree roosting experience at home
       | https://www.iozon.co.jp/english/c-couch/
        
       | aj_icracked wrote:
       | Awww I love seeing chicken lovers on HN threads! I started a
       | company called Coop specifically to make it much easier and
       | accessible for anyone with a backyard to raise chickens. We make
       | cameras that do a bunch of computer vision work for predator
       | detection, door alerts, egg alerts, etc. We're at the point where
       | we can now notify people that, "hey, raccoon is detected, door is
       | closed and all chickens are safe". It's been a super fun company
       | to build and right now 59% of our customers have never raised
       | chickens before. I've always wanted to blend backyard agriculture
       | with smart home technology and it seems to be working. Keep up
       | the chicken-love!! Our website is www.coop.farm if anyone is
       | interested or has feedback!
        
         | hiatus wrote:
         | Looked interesting until I saw that there's a monthly fee.
         | 
         | > Just like your own flock, we need to feed ours in order to
         | get eggs. That's why our membership is required to unlock the
         | full intelligence of your coop.
        
         | becomevocal wrote:
         | Very cool product! We got into chickens a few years ago and
         | it's taken over our life in a good way. Sounds like we're in a
         | similar boat as tomcam :)
         | 
         | I remember the first time my wife saw your coop, she said "that
         | is what I wanted to build", so you probably have some product
         | market fit going on. We had already built our run at that time,
         | however now she thinks a good supplemental product idea is a
         | feeder with a camera. Like Petcube combined with the Grandpa's
         | Feeders product. She would definitely be up to chat about her
         | chicken keeping needs and all the ideas that come with it. Her
         | details are on her blog: tropicalchicki.com
         | 
         |  _Note for other HN peeps: If you really like cats and nature
         | you probably will like chicken keeping! They have lots of
         | personality and communicate in more ways than we are typically
         | taught._
         | 
         | On the article, I wonder if people commonly see their first
         | chickens in trees on islands. It's a common thing in PR, which
         | also has a lot of wild chickens roaming. Vieques, the smaller
         | sister island off the east coast of PR, kind of celebrates
         | this. Lots of chicken murals, themed gifts, names of beaches,
         | etc
        
       | bloomingeek wrote:
       | What little experience I have is this: If a coop or other
       | protective area isn't available at night, chickens will roost in
       | a tree until daylight. (their vision is very poor in the dark, so
       | running to escape isn't a real option at night.) The problem with
       | tree roosting at night is owls or other night predators. The owls
       | will position on the trunk side of the limb and side-walk the
       | chicken towards the end of the limb until they fall to the
       | ground, and then well, you know.
       | 
       | A friend of mine always checks his small flock just before dark
       | for escapees from the coop. If the count is off, he always looks
       | in the near-by trees.
        
       | SoftTalker wrote:
       | > did the cats eat the chickens and take their place
       | 
       | Maybe not the adults, who are big enough to be a challenge, but
       | almost certainly the chicks.
       | 
       | A friend of mine who lives on a farm was trying to get ducks to
       | live on his pond. He was advised to shoot all the feral cats he
       | could find, which he did. He still has something of a problem
       | with snapping turtles nabbing the ducklings as they swim, but
       | he's working on that too.
        
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