[HN Gopher] Converting a Cisco 7609 into a beer tap (2021)
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       Converting a Cisco 7609 into a beer tap (2021)
        
       Author : pantalaimon
       Score  : 135 points
       Date   : 2024-05-24 09:40 UTC (1 days ago)
        
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       | lanthade wrote:
       | This reminds me of my favorite IT gear conversion when someone
       | turned a SGI challenge into a mini fridge. I have a fondness for
       | all things SGI (Irix era) due to labs full of Indys during my
       | college years.
       | 
       | I was pretty surprised to find that the project documentation was
       | uploaded to a modern website when I searched. I figured like many
       | things of its era that it had been lost to web rot.
       | 
       | https://www.instructables.com/Convert-a-Silicon-Graphics-Ser...
        
         | ofrzeta wrote:
         | SGI nostalgia here, as well. There's also the Indigo espresso
         | machine:
         | 
         | http://www.8bit-homecomputermuseum.at/computer/silicon_graph...
        
           | Keyframe wrote:
           | first thing that came to my mind! what a throwback!
        
           | PaulHoule wrote:
           | When I think of SGI I think of numerous stories of screw-ups:
           | like the professor who bought one without enough RAM, plugged
           | it into the Ethernet and power for three years, didn't use
           | it, but it got hacked. Or the 1990s demo where Geoffrey Fox
           | had two twin from eastern Europe try to run a program on a
           | fashionable big SMO machine and it failed, and Fox said
           | "Never buy a gigabyte of cheap RAM!"
        
             | ofrzeta wrote:
             | Security wasn't exactly priority #1 with SGI. In our lab we
             | wouldn't bother to remember root passwords because it was
             | so easy to download some of many root exploits for IRIX.
        
           | walrus01 wrote:
           | In the early to mid 2000s I saw photos of an SGI Crimson that
           | somebody gutted and turned into a very powerful (at that
           | time) x86 gaming PC.
        
         | dfox wrote:
         | IIRC even SGI themselves had something like Octane case
         | converted into beer tap and used that very successfully as a
         | way to get people onto their stand at trade fairs.
        
       | imrejonk wrote:
       | Reminded me of the Internet Beer Tap by Techinc, a hacker space
       | in Amsterdam:
       | 
       | > Once upon a time, a lovely piece of Purple networking hardware
       | got pushed into the obscene job of having to function in tapping
       | the internet for law-enforcement purposes. After liberating the
       | quarter-million-dollar-networking-switch, we have taken it upon
       | ourselves to offer it a worthy retirement plan that allows it to
       | re-socialize itself. The Internet Beer Tap became a fact.
       | 
       | https://wiki.techinc.nl/Internet_Beer_Tap
        
       | mrweasel wrote:
       | That would be one way to get me to go into the datacenter.
        
       | ajsnigrutin wrote:
       | Why would you go through all of that, if you can get a better,
       | complete solution from a different vendor?
       | 
       | https://www.lightreading.com/routing-switching/iskratel-s-br...
        
         | tveyben wrote:
         | No blinkenligths...!
        
         | jeffalyanak wrote:
         | Why have hobbies when someone else can do it better?
        
         | dylan604 wrote:
         | Why read this site at all if this is your point of view? The
         | phreaking title of the site is HACKER NEWS for pete's sake.
         | Holy cow can some people absolutely miss the point.
        
       | wazoox wrote:
       | SGI did an "Espressigo" as a marketing ploy back in 1992:
       | 
       | https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:SGI_Espressigo#/...
        
       | Foxboron wrote:
       | Got served carbonated gammel dansk from this tap, and tortured by
       | "Nar man festar festar man" on repeat for 6 days during Chaos
       | Communication Camp.
       | 
       | 10/10, no notes.
       | 
       | Would do again.
        
       | dcminter wrote:
       | On a similar note, the Vax bar:
       | http://toyvax.glendale.ca.us/~vance/vaxbar.html
       | 
       | It pains me a little to see nice old pieces of equipment turned
       | into something... lesser... but it's harmless fun and in the
       | moment when they're surplus and valueless, well, we can't keep
       | _all_ of them up and running.
        
         | kloch wrote:
         | Nobody who had to work with 6509's/7609's at an ISP is shedding
         | a tear over this.
         | 
         | Someone (Richard Steenbergen?) once made a joke that we should
         | take the last 6509/7609 and launch it into orbit to celebrate.
         | 
         | It's not that they weren't popular. At one point in the mid
         | 2000's they appeared to make up about 1/3 of major internet
         | routers (if you looked around a carrier hotel). This was due to
         | their extremely low cost compared to actual high end routers.
         | While they had serious limitations and were notoriously
         | sensitive to "IOS roulette", somehow you could just make them
         | work.
        
           | marcus0x62 wrote:
           | The 7600 was an absolutely idiotic product. The 6500 was, for
           | the time, fine as an enterprise Ethernet switch (much more
           | capable obviously once the sup 2 with fabric services module
           | and sup 720 with integrated crossbar came along,) but using
           | it as a ISP router, especially where you were taking a full
           | routing table? That was just stupid.
           | 
           | For anyone reading this that doesn't have experience with
           | these things, when the parent commenter talks about "just
           | making them work," one failure mode among many in these
           | devices is that packet forwarding is primarily done in
           | hardware, more or less at line rate. But, if you enable an
           | IOS feature that isn't supported in hardware, it gets
           | processed in software. In more "ISP-focused" routers, it is
           | common to just not support features that aren't implemented
           | in hardware. Forwarding performance on these platforms goes
           | from almost 500 million packets per second in hardware (in
           | certain highly specific and very unlikely scenarios) to
           | around 40 - 50 thousand packets per second -- absolute best-
           | case -- in software. Another failure mode specifically
           | applicable to the ISP scenario is the fixed hardware
           | forwarding table size, which for many models was 192k IPv4
           | prefixes. could you have a larger forwarding table size?
           | Absolutely. In software.
        
       | lanthade wrote:
       | Taking the phrase "Will route IP for beer" seriously.
        
       | slashink wrote:
       | Fun to see this posted this on HN (I am the author!). Happy to
       | answer any questions. I think the general question I didn't
       | really touch on is "why" and really the only answer for that is
       | "why not?"
        
       | dfox wrote:
       | > I never imagined fiber cable being used for something other
       | than data
       | 
       | Interesting side note is that Compaq ProLiant servers of roughly
       | the same vintage as C7600 actually use optical fibers for system
       | status LEDs. (And using fiber instead of rigid lightpipes is not
       | that uncommon in HDD trays)
        
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