[HN Gopher] Microsoft ties executive pay to security after multi...
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       Microsoft ties executive pay to security after multiple failures
       and breaches
        
       Author : stalfosknight
       Score  : 79 points
       Date   : 2024-05-03 21:32 UTC (1 hours ago)
        
 (HTM) web link (arstechnica.com)
 (TXT) w3m dump (arstechnica.com)
        
       | ripvanwinkle wrote:
       | about time. you also need a clawback provision since it can take
       | a while for flaws to be detected and the execs could be in new
       | jobs by then.
        
       | stoperaticless wrote:
       | A bit curious how is it worded. I wonder, will it actually
       | improve security, or will it be metrics that are being played
       | around actually decreasing security (e.g. Teams might stop
       | registering/tracking issues as a way of not having registered
       | bugs)
        
         | thegrim33 wrote:
         | Pretty much the definition of
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goodhart%27s_law
        
       | fsflover wrote:
       | Related recent discussion:
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=40228212
        
       | dinvlad wrote:
       | Funny how I've heard from an Azure employee who worked with many
       | big clients that very few among them cared about security - the
       | incentives were just not there.
       | 
       | Seems like they're finally doing something about that, to set an
       | example.
        
         | magicalhippo wrote:
         | We're getting drowned by security checklist by clients now.
         | 
         | A lot of them don't make much sense for us, we primarily make a
         | Win32 B2B program hosted by these customers themselves and a
         | lot of the checklists are all about more generic web SaaS
         | things (because we charge like SaaS). But the person on the
         | other end wants all the questions answered regardless.
         | 
         | Seems that as long as you can put a checkmark in a box that you
         | follow various "best practices" and whatnot, actual details
         | don't matter. You put a checkmark in a box, you did your best.
        
           | Atotalnoob wrote:
           | This is basically what I have experienced.
           | 
           | My current place, there are developers still using like node
           | 10 and other ancient software, but god forbid you not fill
           | out a checklist.
        
           | kstrauser wrote:
           | From being on the buying side, it's likely that the person
           | sending you that questionnaire knows a lot of it is
           | irrelevant to your situation, but they're personally
           | reviewing 100 vendors this year (no, seriously) and there
           | aren't enough hours in the week for them to make exceptions
           | for everyone.
           | 
           | Very often the best answer would be like:
           | 
           | > Q: Do you use multi-tenant databases?
           | 
           | > A: N/A: you'll be deploying our product on your own server.
           | 
           | That's actually a perfectly fine answer! The person reading
           | it doesn't have to explain large gaps in the answers to their
           | boss. It documents why this isn't relevant in a way their
           | successor can easily understand next year when they're
           | reviewing those 100 vendors as part of their annual Vendor
           | Management Policy(tm) process.
        
             | Terr_ wrote:
             | Sometimes it feels like:
             | 
             | "Which controls exist for medical data?"
             | 
             | "Sir, this is a Wendy's(tm) app."
        
               | kstrauser wrote:
               | I get it! I've been on both sides of that table many
               | times.
               | 
               | If you see the same questions over and over and over
               | again, consider filling out a SIG LITE questionnaire and
               | offering that to buyers from the start. If you can give
               | them all or most of the info they need in a common
               | format, you might be able to head off a lot of follow-up
               | questions.
        
             | delusional wrote:
             | You can write whatever you want. Nobody is ever looking at
             | that document again. By the time the annual process rolls
             | around the process has already changed so much that it's
             | now insufficient. The mandate from management will be to
             | "do it right for future vendors, but blanket approve the
             | previously signed agreements"
             | 
             | It's the same thing every time because the actual security
             | is in the details, but details are so fucking boring.
        
         | kstrauser wrote:
         | I doubt that's the case. I've been working in/near enterprise
         | sales for quite a while now. Security is considered unglamorous
         | table-stakes: companies won't buy your stuff because you're
         | doing all the right things, but they'll definitely _not_ buy
         | your stuff if you 're not.
         | 
         | Giant products like AWS and Azure are too big to grill about
         | their security controls. If you try to ask an AWS rep about
         | something, they'll direct you to their security portal where
         | you can download a SOC2 report and a few other things. That's
         | about all you'll get from them unless you're equally huge. The
         | most you can really go by is their reputation. If you trust
         | AWS, buy their product. If you don't, don't. That's all the
         | prior research a typical < 10,000 employee business can
         | possibly do.
         | 
         | My suspicion is that your friend is only talking to clients
         | who've vetted Azure and figured "it's Microsoft: they're big so
         | they probably know more about it than I do". It's not that they
         | don't care. It's that there's nothing they can do about it. The
         | people who don't already trust Azure would never have gotten as
         | far as talking to your friend in the first place.
        
           | cjk2 wrote:
           | It's not even that. Everyone has someone else to blame now so
           | they give less of a shit about being accountable for picking
           | a platform provider.
        
         | voidfunc wrote:
         | It really depends on the Team. Trying to broad stroke anything
         | about Microsoft engineering is impossible because it's a
         | patchwork of business units and teams that rarely communicate
         | and work together unless forced. Some Teams are very visible
         | and have top talent on them that prioritize and think about
         | security. Some services do not... problem is security is very
         | much a "you're only as strong as your weakest link" kinda
         | thing.
         | 
         | This is a step in the right direction to get the top-layer
         | prioritizing security.
        
       | wrs wrote:
       | I had heard the previous overriding directive was "DO AI" so now
       | am wondering how that combines with "DO SECURITY".
        
         | Nasrudith wrote:
         | They are antithetical really. AI is fundamentally about
         | undefined behavior because we cannot define it better
         | algorithmically (putting aside the AI algorithms themselves).
         | Security is about avoiding such undefined behavior and only
         | doing things that we expect. At best you have a very secured
         | sandbox to keep the AI in, away from anything but user input
         | and training data.
        
       | ChrisArchitect wrote:
       | Actual article: https://www.microsoft.com/en-
       | us/security/blog/2024/05/03/sec...
       | 
       | (https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=40249290)
        
         | OnionBlender wrote:
         | The Ars Technica article is a lot more critical of Microsoft
         | and provides some history. That said, it is frustrating how
         | most of the links just link to other Ars articles.
        
           | warkdarrior wrote:
           | Everybody is copying the Wikipedia model, trying very hard to
           | keep you on their website.
        
       | tithe wrote:
       | "...its Senior Leadership Team's pay partially dependent on
       | whether the company is "meeting our security plans and
       | milestones," though Bell didn't specify how much executive pay
       | would be dependent on meeting those security goals."
       | 
       | What's the percentage? What are the milestones?
       | 
       | Edit: The "security plans and milestones" appear to be here:
       | https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/security/blog/2024/05/03/sec...
        
       | tracerbulletx wrote:
       | For sure will result mostly in hiding and not admitting things.
        
       | Crontab wrote:
       | MS might not be providing security but at least they are giving
       | us the Copilot key and in-Windows advertising.
        
       | GreedIsGood wrote:
       | Charlie has been at MSFT a little while now, I suspect he knows
       | how the machine works.
       | 
       | I would expect this to result in lower feature velocity. In
       | theory features are tied to increasing revenue. If so, I wonder
       | if he is actually willing to make that trade off.
        
       | jauntywundrkind wrote:
       | This is like the Samsung managers that have to work 6 days a
       | week. What a drain on morale.
       | 
       | Software in particular has been so lucky to have so many people
       | able to steam ahead, break ground, make features and new
       | products. This caring for the rest, looking at longer lifecycle &
       | maintaining... It's not fun. It's not inspirational. It's not
       | fast. It doesn't feel productive or creative.
       | 
       | And that's some of the next decades for this profession. An end
       | to fun and innovation. More being yolked and driven by external
       | demands & stressors. Good luck all.
        
       | PedroBatista wrote:
       | Unfortunately most of the "hard" work will be metrics massaging,
       | redefining words and covering stuff.
       | 
       | But the first phase will be a lot of "security & quality"
       | presentations to the troops, some hiring and ground prep-work so
       | the blaming can be done when things go south.
       | 
       | I would like to be more positive, but I already saw this cycle
       | too many times.
       | 
       | How about security being part of the requirements to keep a job
       | instead of monetary bonus? and this has to be applied to the top,
       | only then to the bottom.
        
       | userbinator wrote:
       | More excuses to justify increasing authoritarianism. I don't
       | think this will have any positive effect.
        
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