[HN Gopher] The fishy death of Red Lobster
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       The fishy death of Red Lobster
        
       Author : qsi
       Score  : 103 points
       Date   : 2024-05-02 05:38 UTC (17 hours ago)
        
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       | loutre wrote:
       | Watching private equity take over and subsequently destroy
       | businesses is so frustrating! This is a story that comes up again
       | and again and there isn't yet the overwhelming backlash that's
       | necessary to stop it. I highly recommend the book "Plunder:
       | private equity's plan to pillage America" for an extremely cogent
       | overview of the entire situation.
       | https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/62874267
        
         | readthenotes1 wrote:
         | Similar story with Sears. Bought by a real estate investor who
         | didn't care about running the stores that much...
        
           | gadders wrote:
           | Wait until you hear about Thames Water and Maquarrie in the
           | UK.
           | 
           | https://www.theguardian.com/business/2023/jul/10/as-
           | thames-w...
        
         | ars wrote:
         | Something I don't understand is why private equity would
         | destroy a business they themselves own.
         | 
         | It doesn't make any sense - they paid billions for Red Lobster,
         | they made some money, they could make even more by having a
         | viable business.
         | 
         | If this were a publicly owned company I could understand
         | outrage, but it's privately owned, the owner presumably isn't
         | interested in losing money. What's his motivation for taking
         | these steps that are "obviously" bad?
        
           | gadders wrote:
           | Not certain, but I would guess it is to do with investment
           | horizons and getting a 10x return on the money they put in to
           | return to their fund, rather than 1x revenue per year.
        
           | 48864w6ui wrote:
           | If they can make even more money on a different viable
           | business by vampiring out this one, the NPV calculation
           | says...
           | 
           | (What %age of eastern european enterprises got long term
           | investment in the 1990s?)
        
           | plussed_reader wrote:
           | Once you realize the destruction of the sunk cost fallacy
           | it's easy to detach from things that would harm you long
           | term.
        
           | DopplerSmell wrote:
           | When you value a business, part of it is brand and people's
           | habits. The new owners are betting that they can trade in
           | that value for cash, by selling a crap lesser product under
           | the old name, and that this will return faster than a
           | sustainable business.
           | 
           | It's not obviously bad from a finance point, it's just
           | significantly shorter term thinking than the original owner.
        
           | somenameforme wrote:
           | IMO the fundamental issue is that the goal of private equity
           | isn't to save the company, but to make as much money as
           | quickly as possible off of it. The article hits on the exact
           | pattern. Equity strips down a business, does whatever they
           | can to juke the numbers with no concern for sustainability.
           | As soon as they can make the numbers look appealing [enough],
           | they sell it to the next sucker, and that person is left
           | holding the bag, while the PE gets out with a tidy profit.
           | From the article:
           | 
           | ---
           | 
           | After the real estate move, Golden Gate sold 25% of the
           | company in 2016 to Thai Union, a Thailand seafood company,
           | for $575 million and unloaded the rest of the company to an
           | investor group called the Seafood Alliance, of which Thai
           | Union was a part, in 2020. Golden Gate likely came out ahead,
           | but the same can't be said for Thai Union, which also
           | controls the Chicken of the Sea brand. It is now looking to
           | get out of its stake in Red Lobster...
           | 
           | ---
           | 
           | The bigger question to me is why there are so many entities
           | interested in buying up businesses from private equity, when
           | this exact pattern has been repeated about a million times. I
           | suppose in this game nobody ever thinks they're the sucker.
           | After all if you can casually toss around billions of
           | dollars, you must clearly have had plenty of financial
           | success at some point, and it most certainly was due
           | exclusively to your exceptional financial genius.
           | 
           | It reminds one of NFTs in a way. Spending hundreds of
           | thousands of dollars on a poorly drawn picture of a cartoon
           | ape is either moronic or brilliant dependent exclusively on
           | whether you're the one left holding the cartoon.
        
           | bena wrote:
           | That's the trick though, they don't own it. They often take a
           | company private and make the company "own itself". Then make
           | it take out exorbitant loans to pay them their consultation
           | fees. Then they fuck around as consulting management as the
           | company struggles to meet even the interest payments on the
           | massive loan taken out in its name.
           | 
           | All reward, no risk.
        
           | maerF0x0 wrote:
           | It's rooted in societal culture and what people incentivize
           | (ie assign the highest multiple to).
           | 
           | Until Americans take on a mindset of longterm/family (as I've
           | seen many Chinese families express), they'll be doomed to
           | make short term decisions. Right now very few Americans are
           | able to accept an optimization that looks like "I invest
           | today, and my grandkids will get the returns". So America is
           | stuck in that local maxima of invest for next few quarters.
           | The obvious tradeoff being the risks/ability to predict the
           | future.
        
             | abfan1127 wrote:
             | I want my investments to pay back over 30 years to me. I
             | don't care about quarter to quarter returns. I don't need
             | to invest for my grandkids for any of this.
        
             | singleshot_ wrote:
             | It's very interesting that you seem to be making a
             | dichotomy between Chinese and American people instead of
             | one between rich and poor mindsets.
        
               | maerF0x0 wrote:
               | As I understand the gross summarization of Chinese
               | culture is that they're extremely family oriented.
               | Anecdotally I've heard of grandmas acting like their
               | homeless to earn a little money to give to a grandson
               | which drives a Ferrari. They do it because they love and
               | maximize for the next generation.
        
               | rchaud wrote:
               | Plenty of money is being made by taking the short term
               | route. Execs move factories to China and Mexico and
               | they'll get a fat bonus while the workers will see their
               | communities go into decline, and the government starts
               | erecting trade barriers to protect what's left.
        
             | khill wrote:
             | At some point in my lifetime, the mindset switched from
             | "I'm investing because I want to see long-term, steady
             | growth and get regular dividends" to "I want to make as
             | much money as possible as quickly as possible and damn the
             | consequences to others".
             | 
             | The short-sightedness and greed is destroying so much.
        
               | pfdietz wrote:
               | Or, the hardnosed focus on economical value over
               | sentimentality is freeing resources to be used more
               | productively elsewhere.
               | 
               | Schumpeter tells us the market operates by creative
               | destruction. Properly killing companies is just as
               | important as properly starting them.
        
           | jfengel wrote:
           | Making money off restaurants is incredibly hard. It's just a
           | lousy business. Even well-run, well-liked, well-attended
           | restaurants are often running on incredibly thin profit
           | margins.
           | 
           | Which seems crazy, since the costs of inputs are so low at
           | most restaurants. They pay workers embarrassingly little
           | money, and the ingredients have massive externalities. (Those
           | "endless shrimp" are possible because of literal slave labor
           | and environmental destruction in southeast Asia.)
           | 
           | And yet restaurants bleed money. There are so many invisible
           | costs -- replacing bent silverware, repairing the walk-in
           | fridge, shady suppliers whose produce you have to toss, etc
           | etc etc etc. It's just a crappy business.
           | 
           | A private equity firm may not know how to turn a profit. Or
           | they could run it with a tiny profit that just isn't worth
           | their time and effort, and it's easier to just shutter it.
           | It's a much bigger hardship to the employees than it is to
           | them -- even the potential gains are too small.
        
           | devmor wrote:
           | For the same reason that large tech firms lay off thousands
           | and shutter successful, or yet to be released projects.
           | 
           | Short term gains over a long, steady market is the current
           | driving mentality of Western capital.
        
           | johnrgrace wrote:
           | The private equity fund who makes the decisions about what to
           | do is buying the company with other people's money. They get
           | a % of the other peoples money they manage as revenue and
           | slice of the profits on success.
           | 
           | Also they often engineer things so the money the fund put
           | into the deal comes back very fast. In this case they sold
           | the companies real estate which got a big chunk of their
           | initial investment back ASAP.
           | 
           | the simplified view - red lobster they bought it for $2.1b -
           | they sold off the real estate for $1.5b and 25% of the equity
           | for $575m - so the PE fund has $25m of their original
           | investment in the deal. They borrowed a bunch of money and
           | then paid out dividends on that $25m that were multiples
           | times that amount.
        
         | sevagh wrote:
         | Can we place blame on the people who sell their firms to
         | private equity firms?
        
           | forgetfreeman wrote:
           | Nope.
        
           | getwiththeprog wrote:
           | Yep.
        
           | rwmj wrote:
           | It's understandable if you are a small business owner and
           | someone makes an offer which means you can retire
           | comfortably. The blame here is not with those owners, but
           | with the private equity companies that exploit customers, and
           | also the regulators that allow this monopolization &
           | destruction of value to happen.
        
           | madaxe_again wrote:
           | Not necessarily. I've seen it happen involuntarily several
           | times - most recently, a client was acquired by another
           | technology company in a mutually beneficial buyout - however,
           | a year later, the buyer found themselves undergoing a hostile
           | takeover by private equity.
           | 
           | They then gutted everything - all technology teams stripped
           | back to nothing, or a single junior to KTLO as best as
           | possible, all management fired, although of course kept all
           | of sales and marketing. They handle amazingly sensitive data
           | for manufacturers across numerous sectors, including the
           | likes of Apple and BAE, and no longer have any infosec
           | functions.
           | 
           | So in the case of the client, they didn't sell to PE, and
           | it's a time bomb I'm quite looking forward to seeing go bang.
           | 
           | In another case, years ago, it was just a straight up hostile
           | takeover initiated by a disgruntled investor who wanted out,
           | and an asset strip followed by administration - we, their
           | main technology partner, got screwed to north of PS100k. One
           | of the events that lead to me deciding to quit my previous
           | business, as I couldn't put down the murderous rage it
           | incited in me. The money was almost immaterial, it was the
           | fact that these fuckers essentially burgled a perfectly good
           | and profitable business and then robbed their entire supply
           | chain, from services to product, and cost several hundred
           | people their livelihoods. Fire and ice in lucifer's mouth for
           | all eternity for these bastards.
           | 
           | Yeah, a decade on, still haven't quite put that down - but
           | again, not initiated by anyone who actually had anything to
           | do with the business - I felt terribly sorry for all of them.
        
           | gosub100 wrote:
           | "look what they (sellers) made them (PE) do!"
        
           | bonestamp2 wrote:
           | Are they entirely to blame? No. Everyone who capitalizes on
           | the deal shares some blame. The consumer and the economy do
           | get hurt. Late stage capitalism is starting to destroy what
           | was good about capitalism and we need regulations to keep
           | things sane.
           | 
           | There is a finite amount of capital in the world (with a
           | little more printed each year of course). But they're not
           | printing 20% more every year, so companies can't keep
           | expecting to grow by 20% every year forever. It's just not
           | possible and once a company reaches certain thresholds, we
           | need regulations that prevent them from destroying the good
           | parts of capitalism for simply more money than they had last
           | year.
        
             | JackFr wrote:
             | I don't have the books of Red Lobster, but the economic
             | rationale is that if the enterprise is continuing to
             | persistently lose money, it is destroying capital not
             | increasing it.
             | 
             | It's likely that the real estate that the Red Lobsters were
             | built on was worth more than the entire enterprise. In such
             | a case the implication is that the ongoing operation is
             | negatively valued. Splitting the real estate off and
             | valuing the restaurants at zero is a rational action -- and
             | good for the economy.
             | 
             | Put a mom and pop restaurant on the spot. Or a nail salon.
             | Or anything that can justify its costs.
        
         | dmurray wrote:
         | The "private equity kills beloved brand" stories are usually
         | overcooked, as far as I can tell.
         | 
         | They usually involve PE taking over firms that were already in
         | financial trouble, which is what made them attractively priced
         | to PE in the first place. The PE firm would also prefer to have
         | a nice profitable business, but if they can't turn it around,
         | they have options like asset stripping or selling the name to a
         | different company.
         | 
         | Here TFA mentions "flagging sales" already in 2014.
         | 
         | The most likely alternative to PE "killing" Red Lobster or
         | Sears or Toys R Us wasn't that the businesses restructured with
         | the same management and business model but 25% fewer stores. It
         | was that they went out of business altogether.
         | 
         | I'm worried by PE buying up successful natural mom-and-pop
         | businesses like dentists and vets and worsening the consumer
         | experience at those. Not so worried about them managing the
         | decline of massive national brands slightly more aggressively
         | than another billionaire owner might.
        
           | red_trumpet wrote:
           | From the article:
           | 
           | > To raise enough cash to make the deal happen, Golden Gate
           | sold off Red Lobster's real estate to another entity -- in
           | this case, a company called American Realty Capital
           | Properties -- and then immediately leased the restaurants
           | back.
           | 
           | So private equity didn't try to make Red Lobster profitable
           | before stripping it of its assets. That was literally their
           | first move.
        
             | AdamN wrote:
             | Because it was a dead man walking by the time PE bought it.
             | The underlying assets were worth more than the sale price
             | so it was never going to make sense to do anything other
             | than what happened.
             | 
             | With that said, the tax code and employee law could be
             | improved so there are stronger guardrails to protect some
             | stakeholders more.
        
               | red_trumpet wrote:
               | > The underlying assets were worth more than the sale
               | price
               | 
               | That's not so clear to me. The real estate wouldn't have
               | been worth so much without the existing restaurants
               | having to pay rent.
        
               | bluGill wrote:
               | Sure, but Red Lobster should be able to make ends meet
               | paying that rent. Their accountants should run the
               | numbers and have numbers for what the restaurant made
               | after paying rent, and what the real estate investment
               | made from rent. Even though the same entity owns both
               | they still need to know where the money is. If a
               | restaurant cannot make money except that the real estate
               | is paid off and thus rent free (or maybe bought at lower
               | than current prices and so payments are artificially low)
               | then they should close and rent the real estate out to
               | someone else.
               | 
               | The above is something people often fail to think of. If
               | you (as is common) have something that could be two
               | independent business with one supplying the other, then
               | you should have your accountants figure out the numbers
               | for each separately. (this is not easy, and eventually
               | not worth it)
        
               | SoftTalker wrote:
               | Retail property value is mostly about location, not
               | whether there is a currently successful business
               | operating there.
        
             | swampthinker wrote:
             | That's pretty standard, even for well-run chains. Gives the
             | primary business (making food profitably) a huge cash
             | infusion, and removes a distraction.
             | 
             | Obviously deal terms are important, but that action on its
             | own isn't stripping for the sake of stripping.
        
               | red_trumpet wrote:
               | > Gives the primary business (making food profitably) a
               | huge cash infusion
               | 
               | What is "stripping for the sake of stripping" of not
               | this?
        
               | triceratops wrote:
               | McDonald's, possibly the most successful chain of them
               | all, doesn't seem to think owning real estate is a
               | distraction.
        
               | bombcar wrote:
               | Part of this is because of how McDonald's handles
               | franchise agreements (for various reasons).
        
               | SoftTalker wrote:
               | That's because McDonald's is a real-estate company that
               | finances itself by selling hamburgers.
        
               | quickthrowman wrote:
               | McDonald's is an REIT that happens to sell hamburgers.
        
               | organsnyder wrote:
               | How is owning real estate a distraction for a restaurant
               | chain? Presumably their new landlords aren't going to
               | maintain kitchen equipment and other infrastructure that
               | makes up a lot of the maintenance burden. If it's really
               | such a distraction, outsource it--but don't sell the real
               | estate.
        
               | bluGill wrote:
               | That depends - how long will the location be a great
               | location for that business? You really need an good
               | accountant and a reliable psychic to figure this out, an
               | accountant can figure out how tax code, laws, and other
               | details apply - while the psychic can tell you how the
               | tax code, fads, and your life will change in the future.
               | (I don't believe a reliable psychic exists - but you
               | still need one to figure out the correct answer)
               | 
               | If you will be there for decades it is worth owning. The
               | land can be paid off and still working for you. Likewise
               | the building is depreciated and paid for (check with an
               | accountant!), but you are still there using it - you
               | still need to remodel and maintain it though. You pay
               | more upfront, but long term it is a better investment.
               | 
               | However many businesses are fad - they do well for a few
               | years and then people move on to the next fad and you
               | should close up. If you only need the real estate for a
               | couple years you should rent/lease: you won't see a
               | payoff from the upfront costs, and you are stuck with the
               | real estate while trying to sell it.
        
               | rangerelf wrote:
               | "Gives the primary business (making food profitably) a
               | huge cash infusion, and removes a distraction"
               | 
               | This is so suspiciously MBA-esque: - Owning real estate
               | (and responsibilities associated with it) are not
               | distractions: they are the cost (and responsibilities)
               | associated with running a business. - "a huge cash
               | infusion" followed by [correspondingly] huge rent
               | payments; the business becomes a prisoner.
               | 
               | There certainly are distractions when running a business,
               | but owning the spot of land where it's installed is not
               | one of them.
        
               | d0odk wrote:
               | Do you think every business owns the land and building it
               | operates in? Real estate is expensive. Maintaining a
               | building is expensive. There are plenty of businesses
               | that rent to avoid the capital requirement and headache
               | of property ownership.
        
               | bluGill wrote:
               | You are thinking about distraction wrong. Owning real
               | estate isn't so difficult/time consuming that the
               | managers lose much time/energy deal with it instead of
               | running the business.
               | 
               | However it is an accounting distraction. If you own real
               | estate you need to figure out which share of your profits
               | comes from rent of real estate and which from the
               | restaurant. If you cannot make both business profitable
               | that means you should get rid of one. (sometimes that
               | means sell the real estate and rent, sometimes it means
               | close the business and rent the real estate to someone
               | else). If both work out profitable, then keep going as
               | is. (don't forget about intangibles, if real estate is a
               | small loser it might be worth it just because you don't
               | have to move and so can get loyal customers - but you
               | should be intentionalable about accepting this loss)
        
           | autoexec wrote:
           | > The "private equity kills beloved brand" stories are
           | usually overcooked, as far as I can tell.
           | 
           | What are some well known examples of "private equity turned
           | troubled brand into wild success" where products become
           | better than ever and consumers couldn't be happier? It seems
           | like all I _ever_ hear are stories where a brand is
           | "rescued" only for it to be butchered for parts in a couple
           | years time.
        
             | dmurray wrote:
             | Maybe Dell? Not exactly a consumer darling, but certainly a
             | successful story for a PE LBO.
             | 
             | There was a side plot of "PE partners with charismatic
             | former founder", but the main story was PE cost-cutting,
             | layoffs and loading the company up with debt.
        
               | mrguyorama wrote:
               | That has more to do with Silverlake capital preferring
               | steady, regular cash flows. They like to buy up and hold
               | and just run things like a normal business, no MBA
               | shenanigans.
        
             | saalweachter wrote:
             | Barnes & Noble, maybe?
             | 
             | They were taken private a few years back, and after a long
             | slow period they're expanding again.
        
           | coldtea wrote:
           | > _The PE firm would also prefer to have a nice profitable
           | business_
           | 
           | Quotation needed. Usually they put no or little effort in
           | this. They want to get their profit by destroying the
           | business, either by breaking it down and selling the parts or
           | by turning it into a shitty consumer-hostile money-grabbing
           | version of its former self
        
           | TheMagicHorsey wrote:
           | I never understood how PE firms get blamed for rising costs
           | in doctor's offices and vets. If a PE firm can just
           | unilaterally raise prices, then why didn't he mom n pop
           | practices do the same? Where is the competition? Why is there
           | a barrier to entry that prevents some new young doctor or vet
           | from coming in and undercutting the PE business?
        
             | verteu wrote:
             | It's common for PE to buy many "mom n pop" practices with
             | the goal of reducing competition (eg
             | https://kgnu.org/investigation-finds-that-private-equity-
             | was... )
             | 
             | Reducing the friction of starting new business is good. But
             | I don't think it's sufficient to protect consumers. (If it
             | was sufficient, we wouldn't need antitrust law at all,
             | right?) For example, the rolled-up firms might have
             | economies of scale that allow it to undercut new
             | competitors.
        
               | devmor wrote:
               | They don't really prevent new competition, rather than
               | target markets that specifically have a larger barrier to
               | entry such that new competition is rare to form.
               | 
               | i.e. these vet clinics - a PE firm can buy up 40
               | disparate vet clinics in a large city then raise fees and
               | cut staff. You may be lucky if a few new clinics appear
               | over the next couple years once customers are fed up with
               | the increased price and reduced quality.
               | 
               | It's still a win for the PE firm and a loss for most of
               | the consumers.
        
             | rendang wrote:
             | Presumably because mom n pop businesses are not perfect
             | optimizers and end up charging below the profit-maximizing
             | price
        
               | bombcar wrote:
               | This is exactly it - mom and pop businesses will charge
               | enough for a comfortable lifestyle for themselves, but
               | not really feel pressure to charge above that.
               | 
               | And if you have a vet, say, who is near the end of his
               | career, he's already amortized all the
               | training/educational expenses, and so can run out until
               | retirement at relatively low rates compared to a brand
               | new one.
               | 
               | The companies take advantage of this, but the customers
               | also like it, too, because the offices will be fancy and
               | feel new and they can schedule an appointment online.
               | 
               | Same thing that Great Clips et al did to barber shops.
        
             | banannaise wrote:
             | > If a PE firm can just unilaterally raise prices, then why
             | didn't he mom n pop practices do the same?
             | 
             | Because they have a connection to their community, which
             | means both (1) they're more vulnerable to backlash, and (2)
             | they don't want to, because it would be taking directly
             | from other members of their community.
             | 
             | Mom-and-pop shops tend to price based on what is _fair_. PE
             | firms tend to price based on what is _profit-maximizing_.
        
             | underlipton wrote:
             | The two groups have very different goals. One wants
             | sustainable profit running a sustainable business, the
             | other wants short-term profit by any legal means necessary.
        
             | NoMoreNicksLeft wrote:
             | The mom and pop, if they raise prices too high, punish
             | themselves when they lose business. Perhaps even to the
             | point of insolvency and folding.
             | 
             | If the PE firm raises prices too high, they don't punish
             | themselves at all, because those customers go elsewhere.
             | "Elsewhere" being just another office/practice which they
             | also own. Mom and pop couldn't do that themselves. They
             | didn't have monopoly-like powers to ensure their success.
             | 
             | > Why is there a barrier to entry that prevents some new
             | young doctor or vet
             | 
             | Because the young ones are getting started, and do not have
             | the capital to start a practice (or to buy an existing
             | one). How much does a dental x-ray machine cost? How much
             | do the dental chairs cost? How much does the lawyer that
             | fills out the paperwork to get the permits for that retail
             | space to be a dental office cost, per hour, and how many
             | hours of paperwork?
        
           | threemux wrote:
           | It's especially jarring to see a story like this with _Red
           | Lobster_ as its subject.
           | 
           | I'm curious if anyone who has a negative reaction to this
           | article has actually been to a Red Lobster in the last 10
           | years. They serve poor quality food for similar prices as
           | other sit-down restaurants. You're as likely to get poor
           | service as you are anywhere else (maybe more so), but you'll
           | still have to tip the same amount and spend the same amount
           | of time there. There is no value proposition and certainly no
           | cause for mourning or hagiographies.
        
             | g_sch wrote:
             | > in the last 10 years.
             | 
             | From the article:
             | 
             | > In 2014, amid flagging sales and pressure from investors,
             | Darden sold Red Lobster for $2.1 billion to Golden Gate
             | Capital, a San Francisco private-equity firm.
        
               | threemux wrote:
               | Yeah looking back I don't know why I qualified it - it
               | was bad before then too.
        
             | kstrauser wrote:
             | > but you'll still have to tip the same amount
             | 
             | Nitpick: You'll have to tip the same amount as another
             | restaurant with bad service. If it's awful enough, that
             | works out to about a 20% discount on the meal.
        
               | bluGill wrote:
               | People who don't know how to tip bad for bad service
               | (most of us!) are why tipping is bad. When you get a bill
               | you should have a discussion about service quality with
               | everyone and then decide what to tip (if you are solo is
               | can be just you but still think). If you don't do that
               | then you failed to use your tipping power.
        
         | rwmj wrote:
         | They're currently buying up veterinary practices in the UK and
         | turning them into cash cows. This has the effect that pet
         | insurance has gone through the roof, and general vet bills are
         | much higher than they used to be. Pets suffer too if owners
         | can't afford to treat them any longer.
         | (https://www.theguardian.com/business/2024/mar/12/uk-vet-
         | pric...)
        
           | mindracer wrote:
           | A few years ago my cat needed his teeth cleaned my local vet
           | charged me PS125. The same vet, now owned by CVS, is now
           | going to charge PS250
        
             | madaxe_again wrote:
             | That was EUR10 here in Portugal.
        
               | sib wrote:
               | How long does the process take? What is the overhead
               | (space / equipment / other costs)? And therefore, how
               | much is the provider earning per hour?
        
               | madaxe_again wrote:
               | About 20 minutes, some disposable gloves, a disposable
               | toothbrush head impregnated with toothpaste. So about
               | EUR25 an hour. Commercial rents for small spaces are dirt
               | cheap here - probably about EUR600/mo. That's probably
               | the driving factor in the U.K. - commercial property is
               | eyewateringly expensive.
        
               | DiggyJohnson wrote:
               | What about labor costs? I'm not GP but I appreciate this
               | sort of breakdown. I wouldn't have considered that
               | commercial RE for small business is much cheaper in
               | Portugal than GB.
        
               | NegativeK wrote:
               | Respectfully, that's brushing the teeth, which is a
               | subset of dental cleaning.
               | 
               | Dental cleaning requires dental tools and anesthesia.
        
             | floren wrote:
             | Here in the Bay Area I've been quoted $800 to clean a dog's
             | teeth.
        
               | kstrauser wrote:
               | Lucky! Our ancient Maltese has a heart murmur and was
               | referred to, I kid you not, a canine cardiologist. The
               | estimate _started_ at $10K and went up from there.
               | 
               | The affected teeth got loose. We pulled them. The dog is
               | happy and healthy. I would have liked for a professional
               | to have done that for us in a more controlled and
               | methodical manner, but there's no way I could justify
               | spending _at least_ ten thousand freaking dollars on a 13
               | year old dog who was at significant risk of dying on the
               | table.
        
               | sokoloff wrote:
               | That sounds like a "we're not in the teeth cleaning
               | business; go away!" price.
               | 
               | I love my dog and spend pretty freely on him, but no way
               | is he getting an $800 teeth cleaning. At that point, you
               | might as well locate your practice on the airport and
               | cater only to people who fly their dog in on a private
               | jet.
        
               | JackFr wrote:
               | Please. Those folks have a canine dental hygienist on
               | staff. They don't go to walk in clinics.
        
             | NegativeK wrote:
             | $250 for a cleaning in the US is still a loss leader.
             | 
             | The actual cost to the clinic of a dental cleaning is
             | ridiculous for how often it needs to be done.
        
           | zikduruqe wrote:
           | M&M Mars here in the US has been buying up the independent
           | veterinary practices and turning them into corporate run
           | businesses.
           | 
           | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_Inc.#Mars_Petcare
        
             | whycome wrote:
             | This sounds like something out of Idiocracy
        
               | lupusreal wrote:
               | It's a highly prophetic movie. (And my thinking so is
               | probably another example of it!)
        
               | stalfosknight wrote:
               | Every day it feels like we are getting closer and closer
               | to making Idiocracy a reality.
        
               | astura wrote:
               | They already own most of the pet food brands, so this
               | move actually makes sense.
               | 
               | I still hate it though.
        
             | whartung wrote:
             | Out here, they're all being bought up by VCA.
             | 
             | My vet is absolutely considering selling his practice. We
             | (selfishly, not seriously) suggested selling his practice
             | and then opening a new one closer to where we live. (We
             | moved out of the area several years ago, but continue to
             | drag the cats in to see him.)
             | 
             | We said it in gest but he said he was already giving it
             | serious consideration. When he bought his practice from the
             | previous vet, the original owner did exactly that ---
             | opening a new practice elsewhere.
        
               | tzs wrote:
               | VCA was bought by Mars in 2017 and operates as a
               | subsidary.
        
           | TheMagicHorsey wrote:
           | If the PE firm is charging more than a vet operating alone
           | would, then why wouldn't a vet operating alone just undercut
           | the PE firm's veterinary practice?
           | 
           | There must be some barrier to entry in the market that
           | prevents that, and that's what I would target. Because the PE
           | firm isn't the root cause. After all, if you can't just enter
           | a market and charge whatever you want as a standalone vet,
           | what makes a PE firm different?
        
             | jethro_tell wrote:
             | Part of what's happening here is a combo of making a small
             | business being expensive and a good chunk of the population
             | living hand to mouth.
             | 
             | The people with the cash to start the business and get the
             | space and equipment just sold to PE and you have people
             | that were employees and a much smaller number of these
             | people are going to be able to just quit and fire up a
             | business.
        
             | bsder wrote:
             | > If the PE firm is charging more than a vet operating
             | alone would, then why wouldn't a vet operating alone just
             | undercut the PE firm's veterinary practice?
             | 
             | Finance.
             | 
             | Throwing in with the PE firm means you don't have to
             | negotiate real estate leases, don't have to think about POS
             | systems, and don't have to worry about collections.
             | 
             | So, the vet probably gets paid the same and spends a lot
             | more time on being a vet. On the other hand, the consumers
             | spend a _LOT_ more once the PE firm has a monopoly position
             | and switches to gouging them.
        
             | toast0 wrote:
             | > There must be some barrier to entry in the market that
             | prevents that, and that's what I would target.
             | 
             | Training to be a vet is a long process. The patients are
             | nice (mostly), but don't communicate well, and some of the
             | customers are terrible. In my area, there's a shortage of
             | small animal vets because they can make a lot more money in
             | the big city. There's an even worse shortage of large
             | animal vets because the job is worse, and they can make a
             | lot more money working with small animals in the big city.
             | Our large animal vet won't do callouts for emergency/urgent
             | services anymore unless you're on contract for annual
             | checkups; routine visits are good for vet morale and help
             | the budget.
        
             | nekoashide wrote:
             | You see the same with Dentist, the cost to start a practice
             | after paying for college? Or get a job at a big PE owned
             | Dentist Office and work for commission.
        
             | mandevil wrote:
             | Sister-in-law is a vet tech at a place that sold out to PE
             | a few years ago. Wife is a pharmacist who worked at a small
             | chain of pharmacies and had it taken over by one of the
             | national ones. Both industries are seeing massive
             | consolidation.
             | 
             | A couple of things that they observed between them: A) a
             | lot less interest among newly graduated pharmacists and
             | vets for going into business themselves- they are deeply in
             | debt from school, taking out business loans to start up a
             | new business on top of those loans is a real threat to
             | their financial stability B) they want to do vet/pharmacy
             | things with a reasonable work/life balance, not running a
             | business things with an insane work/life balance while
             | carrying that huge risk C) (unique to vet) people want the
             | convenience of big, one stop shops that can offer
             | complimentary goods like grooming, boarding, surgeries, and
             | their medications all in one place, which requires large
             | capital investments- the vet firm my s-i-l works for just
             | got a nice brand new facility with brand new fancy
             | equipment and surgery centers etc. D) (unique to pharmacy)
             | Pharmacy Benefit Managers are destroying the reimbursement
             | rates of small pharmacies, if you aren't a national chain
             | you don't have the scale to effectively negotiate with the
             | three PBM's that control 80% of the drug insurance
             | business, and they are getting gutted by those PBM's,
             | forcing pharmacy consolidation (one of those three PBM's is
             | actually one of those national drug stores, CVS Caremark-
             | thank the George W Bush administration for that bit of
             | anti-competitive nonsense).
             | 
             | I'm not as sure about vet as I am about pharmacy, but at
             | least in pharmacy it is not generally any harder because of
             | regulations or anything like that, to start up than it was
             | decades ago. My wife also points out that because we have
             | more drugs than before, with more varied storage
             | requirements, and they are more expensive than before,
             | inventory costs a lot more than it did decades ago. So
             | these newly graduated Pharm.D's with their 200k in debt
             | would need to get even larger loans to start up a new
             | business, and they get reimbursed less for it thanks to
             | PBMs, making it hard for the indy pharmacies to stay in
             | business whether they are new or old alike.
        
             | duped wrote:
             | > If the PE firm is charging more than a vet operating
             | alone would, then why wouldn't a vet operating alone just
             | undercut the PE firm's veterinary practice?
             | 
             | It takes capital to start a business and people don't have
             | that.
             | 
             | > There must be some barrier to entry in the market that
             | prevents that
             | 
             | People retiring are selling their brick and mortars and the
             | next generation don't have the personal wealth to buy them
             | because they're saddled with medical/education/credit card
             | debt and stuck with bad rent terms that caused low savings.
             | 
             | The only people around to buy the places are private
             | equity.
        
           | owlninja wrote:
           | I just saw a blurb about something similar in the US! Mars
           | (the candy company) is 'the largest owner of stand-alone
           | veterinary clinics in the United States.' Also: 'JAB Holding
           | Company, the owner of National Veterinary Associates'
           | 1,000-plus hospitals (not to mention Panera and Espresso
           | House), also holds multiple pet-insurance lines in its
           | portfolio.'
           | 
           | https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2024/04/vet-
           | privat...
        
           | throwway120385 wrote:
           | Optum is doing the same thing here in the US PNW for actual
           | doctors' offices. My SO had a mysterious charge suddenly
           | appear in her account that nobody would explain and then she
           | got fired as a patient and sent to collections by them a few
           | years ago. Now that they're buying all of the clinics she
           | essentially can't get in to any providers because of it.
        
           | prepend wrote:
           | Dentists too.
        
         | globular-toast wrote:
         | I wouldn't expect anything to change now. This is essentially
         | what we're all doing to Earth: wringing it dry because we know
         | we'll be dead before the oil runs out. People stopped dreaming
         | of something better a long time ago.
        
           | pif wrote:
           | We didn't stop dreaming: it's just that we have not yet found
           | non-polluting oil!
        
         | rl3 wrote:
         | > _Watching private equity take over and subsequently destroy
         | businesses is so frustrating!_
         | 
         | I agree. I uh, hope they don't do the same thing to Olive
         | Garden, or Applebee's. That would be tragic..
        
           | coldtea wrote:
           | Ah, American classism, where crap like McDonalds is OK, but
           | pissing on Olive Garden and Applebees is a signal for "I'm
           | not working class, I have taste".
           | 
           | Perhaps because the latter are associated with aspirational
           | working class, which is to be mocked.
           | 
           | The upper middle class and higher going to coffee shops and
           | restaurants targeting them and dialing the pretentiousness
           | and crap fusion food and such to 11 is OK though, that's in
           | high taste. And McDonalds is acceptable too, since it's seen
           | as neutral.
        
             | Xcelerate wrote:
             | > Perhaps because the latter are associated with
             | aspirational working class, which is to be mocked.
             | 
             | No, what's being mocked is the quality of the food. The
             | "aspirational working class" in Europe has much better food
             | options for even better prices--has nothing to do with
             | classism and everything to do with the development of an
             | American culture that ruined food in this country.
             | 
             | My grandparents grew up in rural Appalachia and what they
             | prepared themselves and ate back then was much tastier and
             | fresher than Olive Garden.
        
               | coldtea wrote:
               | > _No, what's being mocked is the quality of the food_
               | 
               | If that was the case the "quality of the food" would be
               | mocked elsewhere, in tons of brands with crap quality.
               | But those seem to be particular targets in the way that
               | say McDonalds and other fast food or higher tier but
               | still crappy brands are not.
               | 
               | Besides, most references/parodies I've seen (like online,
               | on SNL, movies, and so on) always seem to mock the
               | working class in that context (or the ignorant lower
               | middle class), in some "lol, these people think they're
               | eating fancy" - usually with stereotypes about their
               | appereance and mannerisms to match.
        
               | organsnyder wrote:
               | Olive Garden is hardly cheap. Eating there costs my
               | family just as much as many local restaurants that have
               | better food. It's not a class thing as much as a culture
               | thing.
        
               | edgyquant wrote:
               | What world do you live in where Olive Garden is attacked
               | for its food quality more than McDonalds
        
               | bluGill wrote:
               | McDonalds is constantly mocked for low quality food.
               | Olive Garden is much higher prices, but not much better
               | in quality.
               | 
               | Note, but quality what we really mean is either health or
               | taste. Both McDonalds and Olive Garden are extremely high
               | quality in that everything is exactly the same and so you
               | can go into any one around the country (and most of the
               | world) and order something and be unable to tell the
               | difference from any other.
        
             | rl3 wrote:
             | I mean, if McDonald's along with every restaurant in
             | SoDoSoPa wanted to join Olive Garden and Applebees on a
             | voyage into the sun, that wouldn't be a bad thing.
             | 
             | The fundamental problem is that all of these businesses are
             | devoid of soul, and the majority of the profits don't go to
             | the people working them.
        
               | coldtea wrote:
               | > _The fundamental problem is that all of these
               | businesses are devoid of soul, and the majority of the
               | profits don 't go to the people working them._
               | 
               | That however is a problem of capitalism in general, not
               | Olive Garden in particular.
               | 
               | And I'd say class snobbism against lower class "taste"
               | (independent of unhealthy fast food vs fine cuisine,
               | since for example something like In and Out is totally
               | acceptable by the same people) is also a problem of
               | capitalism.
        
               | rl3 wrote:
               | > _That however is a problem of capitalism in general,
               | not Olive Garden in particular._
               | 
               | Sure, but the lengths Olive Garden's marketing goes to
               | present the facade of a soul is so cringe that they
               | deserve to be emblematic of said problem.
               | 
               | > _And I 'd say class snobbism against lower class
               | "taste" (independent of unhealthy fast food vs fine
               | cuisine, since for example something like In and Out is
               | totally acceptable by the same people) is also a problem
               | of capitalism._
               | 
               | Not to burst your class snobbism bubble, but as a former
               | poor person I have to say the Dollar Menu kicks Olive
               | Garden's ass all day long. For one (dollar), it isn't
               | reheated cardboard!
               | 
               | I don't think fast food somehow being comparatively
               | acceptable is a problem in and of itself, because fast
               | food isn't pretentious. If anything, narratives that make
               | it seem as if the "lower class" has no choice but to eat
               | cardboard at Olive Garden if they want a dining
               | experience, and that doing so is just a taste that's
               | forced upon them, is laughable.
        
               | HeyLaughingBoy wrote:
               | Right. My local non-chain Mexican restaurant charges far
               | less than Olive Garden, or any other nearby chain for
               | that matter, and manages to put out large quantities of
               | very tasty food. Not surprising, the place is usually
               | very busy.
        
               | fwip wrote:
               | Your McDonald's still has a Dollar Menu? Over here it's
               | the "1-2-3 Dollar Menu" and there's nothing on it that
               | costs less than $1.79 (a plain hamburger).
        
               | gosub100 wrote:
               | Don't conflate class with quality. Chain restaurants
               | serve mass-produced, low quality fare. They have to.
        
               | bluGill wrote:
               | There are chain restaurants that serve high quality food.
               | They cost a lot to eat at though, and so rarely have more
               | than one location in a large city.
        
               | sokoloff wrote:
               | Ruth's Chris is a chain. I don't think they're serving
               | low quality food.
        
               | SoftTalker wrote:
               | > the majority of the profits don't go to the people
               | working them
               | 
               | False. A well run restaurant _might_ make 10% profit. But
               | they pay double or triple that to the staff and managers.
        
               | OkayPhysicist wrote:
               | In-n-Out is cheaper than McDonald's. A preference for
               | McDonald's isn't a class issue, it's a taste issue.
               | 
               | The popular disdain for family dining comes from people
               | who don't want to sacrifice food quality for table
               | service. Olive Garden isn't competing against fine
               | dining, it's competing against fast casual restaurants.
               | And that's far less of a class divide than a generational
               | divide: restaurant dining as widely available phenomenon
               | is a relatively new concept, with it being a relatively
               | rare luxury for the Greatest Generation. This put a level
               | of perceived prestige on being served, which the family
               | dining restaurants managed to reduce the cost of
               | substantially the latter half of the century.
               | 
               | With ubiquity, though, the novelty wore off. Young people
               | who grew up regularly eating restaurant fare aren't
               | particularly impressed by table service, and thus for a
               | given price point, on average, Millenials and younger
               | tend to choose a fast-casual restaurant with better food
               | quality over a family dining establishment that has to
               | cut into their food quality to pay for table service.
               | 
               | What you're perceiving as a class divide is a urban/rural
               | divide, where trends of all sorts (including this one)
               | lag a decade or two behind in rural areas relative to
               | urban ones.
        
             | ghaff wrote:
             | I'm classist I guess but McDonalds is really not OK unless
             | I need some fries on a long drive.
             | 
             | But people can eat whatever they like/can afford/find
             | convenient.
        
           | bigstrat2003 wrote:
           | You keep your hands off Olive Garden.
        
             | rangerelf wrote:
             | Olive Garden is garbage, why would I want to put my hands
             | on it?
             | 
             | Only Olive Garden and Chipotle have managed to give me a
             | stomach ache.
        
               | selimthegrim wrote:
               | Someone in New Orleans (a town with a large Italian and
               | specifically Sicilian population), left a one-line Yelp
               | review of the one Olive Garden in the metro area (by the
               | airport). "The 9/11 of Italian food"
        
             | HeyLaughingBoy wrote:
             | Too late. How much worse can they get at this point?
        
           | HeyLaughingBoy wrote:
           | The really sad thing is that both of those used to be not so
           | bad. Not good, mind you, but at least palatable. Now they're
           | just nasty.
        
         | nickpp wrote:
         | I used to feel the same, but eventually I came to understand
         | that they have a tremendously important role in the business
         | ecosystem.
         | 
         | Like sharks in the sea or wolves in the wilderness, they
         | identify and remove sick and ailing businesses. Additionally
         | they offer a convenient exit to tired owners and investors,
         | thus incentivizing _further_ business creation. Finally, they
         | identify and exploit regulation-created monopolies, enabling
         | the government to re-allow competition through deregulation -
         | something more and more important in today 's populist and
         | regulation-happy climate.
        
         | toast0 wrote:
         | Private Equity is a scapegoat business. Like Ticketmaster.
         | 
         | If you have a company that's been slowly failing for a while,
         | PE is here to help you out.
         | 
         | They will pay you money today and take over the company and in
         | 3-5 years it will go out of business in a convincing way. And
         | PE will take the heat.
        
           | TheRealDunkirk wrote:
           | That belies that fact that the play is usually to finance a
           | bunch of debt to prop it up, pay themselves PHAT bonuses, and
           | then let it burn to the ground. Honestly, it's gotten way
           | past tiring that the government continues to let this same
           | scenario play out over and over and over again.
        
             | toast0 wrote:
             | Well, they have to make money somehow. You can't just buy a
             | failing business, run it into the ground completely, and
             | take the blame without being compensated.
             | 
             | If these businesses had a promising future, the owners
             | would have been less interested in selling, someone
             | interested in actually operating the business would have
             | made an offer, or it could have been publicly traded.
        
           | delfinom wrote:
           | Eh, PE also takes over businesses where the owners just want
           | to cash out. Plenty of businesses too small to IPO but plenty
           | of revenue to sell to PE.
        
       | tibbydudeza wrote:
       | Shrimp - the cockroaches of the ocean.
       | 
       | I never eat the stuff including lobster (non allergic) but one
       | time I was relocated to Germany to help ship a new software
       | release (English technical documentation) and was invited to a
       | meal with my colleagues and his family.
       | 
       | Out comes a big bowl of shrimp for everybody with the skins and
       | feet and antlers on - think we had a language misunderstanding.
       | 
       | Not wanting to offend and send it back - did not even know how to
       | disassemble it - ate a few and back at the hotel you know what
       | happened :).
        
         | savoytruffle wrote:
         | you fondly reminisced about a wonderful meal?
        
         | forgetfreeman wrote:
         | Now if you'd said there was no Old Bay on the table I'd say you
         | had a serious issue on your hands, but I'm guessing you don't
         | know what that is?
        
         | CannisterFlux wrote:
         | For future reference, say you are allergic. It's not like they
         | would have asked for a doctor's note. Oh it was in Germany?
         | They probably would...
        
         | coldtea wrote:
         | > _Shrimp - the cockroaches of the ocean_
         | 
         | Ah, culinary wisdom based on internet memes and bro quotes: the
         | cockroach of the mind!
         | 
         | > _ate a few and back at the hotel you know what happened :)_
         | 
         | Reverted to the fast-food baseline?
        
           | Broken_Hippo wrote:
           | Sorry, but no. I've thought that shrimp and lobsters were
           | simply ocean bugs since I was a child in the 80s. It isn't
           | quite accurate in science terms, but still holds out as a
           | thing in my brain. Even if I happen to eat them (Not
           | disgusting, not delicious either)
           | 
           | I'll also mention that folks allergic to shellfish also have
           | to be careful with crickets and other land insects. They have
           | their similarities.
        
         | MrBuddyCasino wrote:
         | ,,Advanced Conflict Avoidance, Vol.1"
        
       | gadders wrote:
       | I need to resurrect my idea of a list of companies (especially
       | ones that manufacture goods) that are owned by Private Equity so
       | people can avoid them.
       | 
       | In most cases, the brand name stays the same but the quality
       | falls off a cliff.
        
         | rwmj wrote:
         | Instant Pot was one ...
        
         | sevagh wrote:
         | Travis CI
        
         | m2f2 wrote:
         | VMWARE CA (Computer Associates) CITRIX ...
        
           | erikerikson wrote:
           | CA was where innovation went to die far before Broadcom. It's
           | main business process was buying popular products,
           | "enterprising" but mostly selling them, and then selling them
           | off as they went out of fashion.
        
         | gosub100 wrote:
         | I would like this service but for vet clinics, apartment rental
         | forms, and dentists.
        
         | nicolas_t wrote:
         | I had the dubious luck to work for a company that got acquired
         | by private equity. The company was resold for double the price
         | it was valued when the private equity injected capital after 3
         | years. But during those 3 years, they lowered the quality,
         | increased the quantity of product sold and now, no customers
         | are excited by their product anymore.
        
         | technofiend wrote:
         | When I jokingly talk about MBA Disease being the same as Dutch
         | Elm Disease, this is what I mean: parasitic behavior that kills
         | the host.
         | 
         | On one side this is a study in destroying a chain restaurant,
         | but what'll be taught in business school will be the other
         | side: was this transaction profitable for one party and if so
         | how do we repeat it? It won't be taught as a cautionary tale
         | unless the hedge fund lost out.
        
         | bradleyankrom wrote:
         | Whataburger :(
        
         | Whatarethese wrote:
         | Did this happen to Chipotle?
        
           | erikerikson wrote:
           | And then it was reversed, purchased back by the founder for
           | less
        
             | JackFr wrote:
             | Chipotle took on McDonalds as an early investor, used
             | McDonald's investment to quickly expand from 16 to 500
             | stores. Chipotle had a tremendously successful IPO, which
             | they used to fund further growth. McDonalds, who was always
             | a minority investor, divested themselves from Chiptole
             | earning $1.5 billion on a $450 million investment. It
             | trades on the NYSE as CMG and has a market cap of 88
             | billion.
        
               | Zenzero wrote:
               | Based on how Chipotle has been the last couple years
               | though, I foresee them going down the route of Red
               | Lobster within the next 10 years. That kind of valuation
               | goes against how bad the food has gotten.
        
               | erikerikson wrote:
               | Thanks for stimulating me to update
        
         | ElevenLathe wrote:
         | This will work until a PE firm buys _you_ out.
        
         | bradjohnson wrote:
         | Tim Hortons
        
           | kevin_thibedeau wrote:
           | They're on my lifetime ban list after PE ruined their menu.
        
           | abirch wrote:
           | Tim Hortons is part of $RBI [1] and not private equity.
           | 
           | [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Hortons
        
             | bradjohnson wrote:
             | They are (were?) 51% owned by Brazilian private equity
             | group 3G Capital which in turn owns 1/3 of RBI:
             | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/3G_Capital
        
               | bradjohnson wrote:
               | Ah, here it is:
               | 
               | https://www.rbi.com/English/news/news-
               | details/2014/Worlds-Th...
               | 
               | > 3G Capital to own approximately 51% of new company
        
         | aklemm wrote:
         | That's an excellent idea. I posted in the thread another angle
         | I'd love to see get traction:
         | 
         | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=40238807
        
         | pigeons wrote:
         | For products it would be good to include a date so people can
         | obtain the quality items second-hand.
        
       | happytiger wrote:
       | I can't wait until private equity companies are exposed as the
       | exploitive side of our current system that needs to be corrected.
       | At the heart of so many good companies are bad decisions driven
       | by PE structures and personalities, most of whom seem very toxic
       | and short sighted. Surely there is a better model of capitalism
       | -- I am not so vapid as to turn against the obvious advantages of
       | the system. But I am also not willing to endorse the current
       | approach as anything but exploitation with extra steps.
        
         | organsnyder wrote:
         | It seems like they keep getting "exposed", yet nothing changes.
        
         | aklemm wrote:
         | There's a solution, I posted it in the thread.
         | 
         | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=40238807
        
       | TheRealDunkirk wrote:
       | Tiffany Cianci is at the dead center of a battle with private
       | equity trying to monopolize young child development centers. Her
       | horrific personal story will open your eyes as to just how
       | depraved and soulless private equity can really be in their
       | attempt to take over the world. (TL;DR: they literally forced her
       | give a deposition _while she was having a miscarriage_.) The
       | government should be writing laws to curtail these kinds of
       | bloodsucking parasites.
       | 
       | https://www.tiktok.com/@tiffanycianci
        
         | prepend wrote:
         | No one can force you to give a deposition during a miscarriage.
         | 
         | I've been through a few depositions and anyone can leave for
         | medical reasons. It's not like there are bailiffs there forcing
         | you to attend. Even with the most basic of cases, I can just
         | walk out and tell my attorney to reschedule. I may have to pay
         | other counsel's fees, but I expect with the reason "I'm having
         | a miscarriage" no judge is going to uphold their claim.
        
       | phkahler wrote:
       | >> To raise enough cash to make the deal happen, Golden Gate sold
       | off Red Lobster's real estate to another entity -- in this case,
       | a company called American Realty Capital Properties
       | 
       | I wonder if the Golden Gate investors also own American Realty,
       | or are good friends of theirs. Sure GG made their money, but
       | owning the real estate seems like a second good investment so
       | long as the chain doesn't go under and the lease terms are
       | favorable.
        
         | TheGlav wrote:
         | What a short sighted, money grubbing decision by people that
         | didn't actually care about the wellbeing of the company.
         | Keeping the land the restaurants are on means higher margins of
         | profit long term and the ability to weather problems. Selling
         | it off and then leasing it back does...exactly what happened
         | here.
        
           | DiggyJohnson wrote:
           | You're responding as if the person you're replying to wasn't
           | asking a question, but stating a fact. Do you know about the
           | details or even a general outline of the considerations that
           | went into this decision?
        
             | ink_13 wrote:
             | Bluntly, they're irrelevant. Selling off the real estate is
             | a short-term books-juicer that's tantamount to pillaging
             | the contingency fund. Classic corporate raider move.
        
           | pfdietz wrote:
           | Why should anyone care about the wellbeing of a company? This
           | sounds like an exercise in anthropomorphism.
        
           | Zenzero wrote:
           | The people in PE don't concern themselves with the wellbeing
           | of a company in any sort of moral or sentimental sense. The
           | company's future is dependent on what turns the highest
           | profit on their time and investment. Sometimes the most money
           | is made in value extraction and crippling the company long
           | term. They are the vampires and vultures of the economy.
           | 
           | In fact you could argue that Red Lobster has suffered from a
           | long term decline due to poor positioning in the marketplace,
           | and the PE shops are accelerating what was likely to happen
           | anyway.
        
       | pavovap wrote:
       | tl;dr summary in 3 points: 1) Heavy debt from private equity
       | deals and increased lease costs made Red Lobster financially
       | vulnerable. 2) Customers drifted away to other dining options,
       | and frequent leadership changes hindered a stable turnaround
       | plan. 3) The Endless Shrimp promotion, while a poor decision,
       | underscored the company's larger management issues.
        
       | froggertoaster wrote:
       | https://archive.is/qarb5
        
       | andrewla wrote:
       | These private equity deals are the convergence of a couple of
       | phenomena.
       | 
       | The most obvious is low interest rates, which is fortunately
       | dying off. The ability to borrow lots of money is something that
       | smaller, well-run companies, are reluctant to do. Why bring in a
       | bunch of cash to expand and take on debt when you are operating
       | at a reasonable profit?
       | 
       | The secondary is the undervaluing of customer goodwill -- what PE
       | firms can do is directly monetize that goodwill by squeezing
       | those customers. The income stream from a reliable customer can
       | be translated into present value, and prices and quality can be
       | adjusted to the point where you can drive a customer's goodwill
       | down to zero while extracting something that approximates the
       | present value of the lifetime income stream from that customer.
       | 
       | Inflation plays a role -- businesses are reluctant to raise
       | prices because they don't want to sacrifice goodwill, but the
       | supply chain costs keep going up. They have to somehow maintain
       | margins, but they do so by raising prices slowly. PE has no such
       | scruples.
        
         | asdfman123 wrote:
         | Private equity takeovers are often just scams to convert
         | customer trust to short-term profits, but labeled as growth.
         | 
         | You can get away with cutting quality for a little while, but
         | eventually customers are going to lose trust and you're not
         | going to get it back.
        
           | darth_avocado wrote:
           | But that is the PE playbook. Take businesses and squeeze as
           | many profits out of them before they die.
           | 
           | https://www.nytimes.com/2023/04/28/opinion/private-
           | equity.ht...
        
           | wnc3141 wrote:
           | the whole point is to flip the business in 5ish years.
        
         | underlipton wrote:
         | >but the supply chain costs keep going up.
         | 
         | A good portion of this is cartels that could be squashed.
         | Notably, real estate (commercial and otherwise, driving up the
         | single biggest cost of business/living). But, then, you'd have
         | to deal with the people who rely on cartel-ized pricing power
         | for their income, investment collateral, etc. (But _someone_ is
         | going to get thrown under the bus, so might as well be them.)
        
         | pwillia7 wrote:
         | PVH is the first time I realized this is what everyone was
         | doing. I have never been able to put it so succinctly though,
         | thank you.
        
         | bruce511 wrote:
         | I'd add that it's also a function of revaluing the assets, and
         | then determining if the return on asset value is appropriate.
         | 
         | Take a small restaurant. Grandad bought the building 50 years
         | ago. That's long since paid off.
         | 
         | The restaurant makes say 10k a month. Good honest business. But
         | the building/land is worth say a million.
         | 
         | The owners don't care, it's paid off. The business makes a good
         | living.
         | 
         | So I come along and offer 500k for the business. That's
         | basically 4 years profit up front. They want to retire soon, so
         | that's good deal. But I turn around and sell the land for a
         | mil. I've made a big profit, and since rent is now 10k, in only
         | a few months the restaurant goes under.
         | 
         | The root problem is that the business is delivering a really
         | poor return on asset value. Which opens the door to someone
         | buying the _assets_ , not the _business_.
        
           | throwup238 wrote:
           | That's what it looks like to me too. All of the Red Lobsters
           | I know of in California are in some _very_ high volume
           | locations, often in large multi-block shopping malls where
           | everyone in a several mile radius goes to shop. They did a
           | good job front running the state 's population growth and
           | locking in some great locations before they became really
           | expensive.
           | 
           | It's pretty much a license to print money as long as the
           | restaurant can maintain competitiveness in quality and cost.
           | All of the restaurants in the strip mall that holds my
           | nearest Red Lobster have been around for over a decade and
           | half of them for over twenty years. The turnover is really
           | low because everyone rakes it in as long as they don't mess
           | it up. Looks like Red Lobster messed it up.
        
       | OkayPhysicist wrote:
       | Even without private equity's meddling, Red Lobster would have
       | been in a rough spot. Family dining as a segment (lower end
       | restaurants, but with table service) is being squeezed
       | aggressively. Compared to Gen X and before, Millennials on
       | average are valuing food quality over service experience,
       | ballooning the fast casual (order at the counter, but nicer than
       | fast food) segment. This is squeezing family dining from below,
       | meanwhile their branding as ubiquitous and affordable prevents
       | them from raising prices too much without bumping up against the
       | fine dining segment (and who wants to bring a date to Olive
       | Garden?).
        
         | SoftTalker wrote:
         | And speaking of food quality, restaurants like Olive Garden and
         | Red Lobster are just terrible. I'd rather get a fast-food fish
         | sandwich, or fish and chips at the local brewpub, than eat
         | anything at Red Lobster.
        
           | FireBeyond wrote:
           | And it's not a secret. Fettucine Alfredo? They open the
           | plastic packet from Sysco, microwave for the appropriate
           | amount of time, same with the sauce, put it on a plate...
           | $18.
        
             | Zenzero wrote:
             | You're spot on. I haven't been to any sort of Red Lobster
             | owned property in years. The last time I went to Olive
             | garden it was completely transparent how the microwaved
             | Sysco food is the norm now. I sat there thinking how AI
             | could have just bought the same thing from the frozen aisle
             | at half the price and not had to deal with sitting in a
             | dirty Olive garden.
        
               | cityofdelusion wrote:
               | It's not limited to these big chains at all -- the vast,
               | vast majority of restaurants in the States are at the
               | mercy of Sysco. The restaurant industry is absolutely
               | brutal right now. They are barely profitable and the best
               | restaurants survive from underpaid family labor or under-
               | the-table undocumented immigrants. Rent costs are
               | insanely high, labor isn't there and is bottom of the
               | barrel, and non Sysco food costs too much. The average
               | person still expects a $8 burger and fries when the cost
               | to make it is $10 minimum.
               | 
               | The whole industry is on the verge of collapse, and we've
               | had a ton of restaurant closures over in my neck of the
               | woods since Covid. These aren't Red Lobsters closing but
               | beloved local places.
               | 
               | Anyone that has worked food in the last couple years
               | knows how bad it really is.
        
               | Zenzero wrote:
               | I believe it. It seems to be a natural consequence of the
               | wealth imbalance in the US. There is an obscene amount of
               | money looking to be placed at the top, but nowhere great
               | to put it. At the bottom all of the industries that
               | relied on disposable income are struggling. The bottom
               | will continue to fall out piece by piece until we reach a
               | new equilibrium.
        
               | ghaff wrote:
               | To be fair, Sysco can provide a lot of different levels
               | of food. Yes, they're most associated in the public eye
               | with the microwaved and boiled examples. But they can
               | also deliver many fresh ingredients or just staples like
               | rice or flour.
        
               | toomuchtodo wrote:
               | What are Sysco alternatives for sourcing?
        
               | vundercind wrote:
               | There are frozen bags of heat-in-a-pan Italian dishes in
               | the grocery store that cost half what Olive Garden does
               | (so, the slightly-fancy frozen meals--there are even
               | cheaper ones) and also taste quite a bit better (though
               | still not great).
               | 
               | They used to at least be better than high-side-of-mid-
               | tier frozen grocery store meals. Not anymore. Their
               | continued existence confuses me.
        
           | babypuncher wrote:
           | There's a local italian restaurant that I frequent which is
           | 30% cheaper than Olive Garden and way, way tastier. There are
           | dozens of other local restaurants that are also cheaper, and
           | tastier, than Olive Garden.
           | 
           | I don't understand why these huge restaurant companies have
           | such a hard time with the "make good food" part of their
           | business model. It clearly can't be _that_ hard if so many
           | small businesses are able to do do it better.
        
             | OkayPhysicist wrote:
             | The entire schtick of chain restaurants is consistency. For
             | nationwide chains, that means that the same ingredients end
             | up being used in relatively remote places without cheap
             | access to fresh produce as in, say, California, where fresh
             | produce is far more affordable.
             | 
             | The big chains also tend to aim for excessive variety on
             | their menus, which again leads to food needing to be
             | designed to be less perishable.
             | 
             | And then there's the chunk of profits that are going to run
             | the national presence, ad spend, and line the pockets of
             | shareholders.
        
               | babypuncher wrote:
               | All of this just doesn't seem like it flies with
               | consumers in 2024.
               | 
               | I think people value quality over consistency when it
               | comes to their leisure spending, especially when small
               | restaurants can still be _consistently_ good. Why do I
               | care that the pancakes at an IHOP in Tampa taste the same
               | as the IHOP in my neighborhood when the local diner
               | across the street makes better pancakes than _either_ of
               | them?
               | 
               | Having lots of options doesn't mean a whole lot if all of
               | them suck.
               | 
               | The national presence I think works to their detriment.
               | Being able to buy ad spots during the superbowl makes a
               | restaurant categorically un-cool. The number of times "I
               | don't want to eat at a chain restaurant" comes up when
               | discussing places to eat with my friends has practically
               | turned the sentiment into a meme.
               | 
               | I imagine social media has played a huge role in this
               | shift. People posting actual pictures of the food they
               | got somewhere does a lot to undercut deceptive
               | advertising and elevates meals that actually get people
               | excited.
        
             | beedeebeedee wrote:
             | > I don't understand why these huge restaurant companies
             | have such a hard time with the "make good food" part of
             | their business model. It clearly can't be that hard if so
             | many small businesses are able to do do it better.
             | 
             | They would need to have people in the restaurant, tasting
             | the food, observing the business, etc, and empowered to
             | make decisions based upon the evidence. These companies are
             | the opposite of that, and take away that power from the
             | people actually conducting the operation. Even if they
             | could get great cooks, waiters, hosts, managers, etc, to
             | work at these restaurants, the value that they bring would
             | be stifled.
        
             | mrWiz wrote:
             | I imagine the logistics of sourcing enough ingredients to
             | supply a nationwide chain are much more complicated than a
             | single local establishment, which pushes the nationwide
             | chains towards more-consistent but lower-quality solutions
             | like just buying from Sysco.
        
               | babypuncher wrote:
               | At that point you would think they would pivot to using
               | their economies of scale to compete on price. But they're
               | still more expensive than better local alternatives.
               | 
               | My best guess is that the price is inflated by the huge
               | amount of money they spend on national ad campaigns,
               | which I'm convinced at this point do not even work. Any
               | restaurant big enough to buy ad spots during the
               | superbowl is by definition "not cool" to the under-40
               | crowd. None of the most popular restaurants among my
               | peer-group where I live even run local TV ads, and they
               | don't need to.
        
         | asdfman123 wrote:
         | It's not even about quality. Honestly, much of it is just that
         | megachains aren't cool. I'm not above eating at Red Lobster but
         | if I have to pick where I'm going to spend my money it's hardly
         | going to be the first choice.
        
         | kube-system wrote:
         | I don't even really think it's food quality alone that is the
         | issue. It's the total package doesn't match preferences.
         | 
         | I think many millennials would be fine with Red Lobster quality
         | food, if it were quick enough for lunch. But the format is
         | slow, sit-down service. And the atmosphere in these restaurants
         | is not what millennials are looking for to relax or entertain.
        
           | ghaff wrote:
           | That's actually sort of been a sort of a revolution with
           | things like fast casual burgers and a lot of food in airports
           | (at least those that serve upscale cities). A lot of people
           | don't really want at least somewhat extended sitdown. They
           | want fairly decent food that's served quickly.
           | 
           | Individual preferences vary obviously but I'll basically
           | never eat at McDonalds but some of the burger places like
           | Shake Shack and In-and-Out hit the spot now and then.
        
             | kube-system wrote:
             | There's multiple reasons why people visit a restaurant and
             | with different needs.
             | 
             | I think the rise of fast casual is coincident with the rise
             | in people visiting a restaurant when it _isn 't_ a treat.
             | When someone is looking to just grab a quick bowl, they
             | don't care as much about atmosphere or service, their
             | priority is something quick, easy, and good value.
             | 
             | But then when these same people go out to dinner when it
             | _is_ a special occasion, they 're looking for something
             | measurably better quality and better experience than the
             | fast casual they had three times for lunch that week.
             | 
             | It's the mediocre sit-down places that are caught in the
             | middle. In the 90s these types of places were good enough
             | to be considered a friday night treat. Because people
             | weren't eating out during the middle of the week as much.
        
               | ghaff wrote:
               | >quick, easy, and good value
               | 
               | And for many, especially perhaps people out of their
               | twenties, they want something at a level above the
               | traditional fast food chains.
               | 
               | But I basically agree. If I have to I'll go to a standard
               | dinner chain either because there aren't other options
               | where I am or I'm dragged there by friends. But I'd never
               | do it around home and would try to do my best to find
               | other options when traveling--although, on the road, some
               | brand recognition of this isn't awful may be a trigger.
        
         | underlipton wrote:
         | Millennials don't have families and can barely afford the
         | transportation to get to these places, let alone the cost of a
         | decent meal there. The ones that _can_ aren 't satisfied with a
         | cookie-cutter franchise experience.
         | 
         | But, that's assuming that the more well-off generations aren't
         | going. I dunno if that's the case; things other than revenue
         | can be squeezing RL.
        
           | OkayPhysicist wrote:
           | Damn near everybody who has a family right now is a
           | Millennial. Millennials are 30-45 years old
        
             | underlipton wrote:
             | Sorry. What I meant to imply was, "Millennials don't have
             | families [at a rate relative to preceding generations.]"
             | Millennial families are less numerous and smaller.
        
               | wil421 wrote:
               | Am I reading /Millennial or HN? Not sure we need to beat
               | the horse to death about societal problems again.
               | 
               | I just came for the cheddar biscuit talk.
        
       | tonymet wrote:
       | Can someone help explain restaurant industry economics?
       | 
       | when the business starts out, it's high risk and low margin. Tons
       | of capital investment. Labor intensive and hard to staff. If you
       | are lucky you are pulling 15% margins
       | 
       | Besides some exceptions, if you are lucky you may get some growth
       | for 5-10 years. Then your brand falls out of favor (trends) and
       | you spiral into bankruptcy.
       | 
       | Who invests in this stuff?
        
         | tempsy wrote:
         | You should look at Chipotle's stock.
        
           | tonymet wrote:
           | an exception that proves the rule
        
           | tonymet wrote:
           | also, stock prices aren't economics. In aggregate they can be
           | useful indicators, but they are not a measure of a business'
           | results (due to derivative factors)
        
         | mason55 wrote:
         | Option a, you stay small, don't chase trends, and you bring in
         | decent profits year after year. Eventually maybe you close but
         | not after paying back the investments plus more.
         | 
         | Option b, you grow super fast, you have a lot locations, each
         | one barely profitable, but you make it up on scale. You scale
         | quickly enough that you make a lot of money before trends
         | change. They key is that you accept that you're chasing a trend
         | and move as quickly as possible to extract as much as you can.
         | 
         | Option c, you come up with the core concept, and you create a
         | franchise program. You make your money off franchise fees &
         | shadier stuff like making the franchisers use suppliers that
         | you own. The franchises die when trends change but some made a
         | profit, and your capital outlays were never very high, so you
         | make a lot of profit.
        
         | duped wrote:
         | More than half close within a year and it's closer to 80% after
         | five years, but the ones that make it past that point are a lot
         | more likely to thrive. Kinda like turtles going out to sea.
         | 
         | > Tons of capital investment
         | 
         | I mean it's not that much capital, compared to most businesses.
         | You need way more money to start a software shop than a
         | restaurant.
        
           | tonymet wrote:
           | Well thankfully restaurant & AI startup aren't the only two
           | industries worthy of investing in.
           | 
           | Jokes aside, I get mom & pops. But I'm dubious on the
           | "growth" chains like a Shake Shack or Chick Fil A.
           | 
           | My current theory is that they are effectively MLMs with
           | different structures: private equity MLM, owner-operator
           | (franchisee) MLM.
           | 
           | See Subway for the end result
        
             | javagram wrote:
             | Chick fil A is privately held and their franchise operator
             | model doesn't require a large infusion of cash from the
             | franchisee. Only 10k cash, so it's more like a manager job
             | with profit sharing and I don't see how it could be a MLM.
        
               | pwillia7 wrote:
               | Because you have to pay for the job
        
         | 01100011 wrote:
         | Speculators hoping to catch the next Chipotle. Tons of activity
         | in this space right now. I got burned trying to short one of
         | them. These are, many times, low-float or institutionally owned
         | and prone to heavy manipulation as well.
         | 
         | $CAVA, $WING, $SG, $SHAK, $TXRH... lots of names that will
         | either be the next $CMG or crash back to earth when the next
         | trendy restaurant catches the attention of social media.
         | 
         | I think a lot of young people are abandoning older brands like
         | McDonalds in favor of these trendier options, so there's a lot
         | of business there if a new brand can capture it. But like you
         | say, nothing lasts long in that industry.
        
           | tonymet wrote:
           | i hear that. but how about the actual economics of the
           | businesses. e.g. return on capital .
           | 
           | Obviously a handfull of stocks have spiked with speculation.
           | but every town has hundreds to thousands of restaurants. And
           | regions have dozens of growth chains all receiving
           | investment.
           | 
           | I get why mom & pop's invest, even if it's high risk low
           | reward. But everything in the middle that takes on millions
           | in capital makes no sense
        
         | achow wrote:
         | PepsiCo acquired Pizza Hut, Taco Bell, and KFC to increase its
         | soda fountain sales of Pepsi products.
        
           | asdfman123 wrote:
           | Fundamentally they're a sickness-as-a-service company
        
             | kube-system wrote:
             | Don't give CVS Health Corporation any ideas.
        
               | mortenjorck wrote:
               | Now _that_ would be capturing the full value chain.
        
         | tithe wrote:
         | > Who invests in this stuff?
         | 
         | Bill Ackman (founder of Pershing Square Capital Management),
         | for one: https://lexfridman.com/bill-ackman-
         | transcript#chapter4_inves...
        
         | laweijfmvo wrote:
         | Maybe not fast food / fast casual, but at least in a trendy
         | area (NYC, SF, LA, etc.) if a restaurant catches on, they're
         | making way more than 15% margins because they can charge
         | whatever they want and people will go because it's cool...
         | 
         | this would include coffee shops and other relatively low cost
         | establishments
        
         | MrFantastic wrote:
         | If I ever get rich, I would totally open a ghost pizza
         | restaurant.
         | 
         | Margins are good. Spoilage is a non-issue.
         | 
         | Orders are pickup or delivery.
         | 
         | I can bring 10 pizzas to every party.
        
       | bachmeier wrote:
       | To me this is not even slightly surprising. Red Lobster used to
       | be at the top of our list of restaurants. Then in recent years
       | the quality of both the food and service deteriorated. One visit
       | the food was so bad I couldn't even eat it. That was compounded
       | by not having a server to talk to. Took our order and never
       | returned - even had someone else bring out the order.
       | 
       | The thing about a restaurant is that you'll always have business
       | if the food and service are good. You can talk about how the
       | market changed or whatever, but no restaurant can survive at that
       | price point while offering so little.
       | 
       | We had a chain BBQ restaurant in town that had a booming business
       | for more than a decade. Then the quality of the food went
       | downhill and they shut down, citing lack of a market. They had a
       | market for years but there's no market for crap. Red Lobster's
       | situation is no different.
        
         | asdfman123 wrote:
         | Increasingly I think the financialization of everything makes
         | us less capable of understanding the world.
         | 
         | "Red Lobster failed because of X corporate restructuring," "Red
         | Lobster succeeded due to Y ad campaign." People go to
         | restaurants for reasons completely unrelated to things like
         | that. Those things are important, but just constitute the small
         | slice of reality that can easily be measured.
         | 
         | I saw a Twitter thread arguing how the video game Stardew
         | Valley succeeded due to the way it was marketed. Marketing is
         | important, but maybe the game succeeded because it was _cute_
         | and _had a soul_ and _is fun to play._ You can 't measure that.
        
           | jncfhnb wrote:
           | But a lot of games are cute and fun to play that do not
           | succeed
        
             | chiefalchemist wrote:
             | Sometimes it's just timing and/or luck. Think of some TV
             | show that was big say 10 years ago, would it do the same
             | today? Maybe. Maybe not.
             | 
             | Product + Marketing + Timing + Luck = Maybe Successful
             | 
             | The thing is, there's no VP of Timing. There's also no VP
             | of Luck. These factors are ignored because there's no one
             | to champion them. Yet they are very real.
             | 
             | Unsuccessful Product !== Bad Product or Bad Marketing
        
             | tensor wrote:
             | I'm not convinced that is actually true. Can you think of
             | an example? A game that has near universally good reviews
             | but is not successful?
        
               | georgeecollins wrote:
               | I understand why you think that, because when I started
               | out making video games I thought the same thing. The
               | reason why is that if I had heard of a video game in a
               | review or recommendation it sold really well, but if I
               | tried a game at random it was usually terrible. That is
               | because there are thousands of games and most that aren't
               | that good.
               | 
               | The other thing that happens is you point out a really
               | good game and then someone will say, yeah but that's not
               | a good game because of the art style or it's too similar
               | to something else etc. Everyone can always come up with a
               | quality reason why a game didn't sell. Someone has a
               | reason not to like every game ever made. The problem with
               | that is you can come up with the same complaints for well
               | reviewed games. Often the review will say something like
               | : this has been done before, or that style is a little
               | annoying, but.. it's a great game.
               | 
               | Final nail in the coffin of this theory for me is having
               | talked to many game review editors and having worked with
               | a few, they will often tell you that they don't always
               | expect to shape opinion as much as parrot it back. As one
               | person used to tell me, most people read our reviews to
               | validate their purchase or get our take on what they are
               | playing.
               | 
               | And then to your challenge. Good games that didn't
               | succeed. How about Midnight Suns, Lock's Quest, Space
               | Marine, Company of Heroes II, Maquette.. that's just off
               | the top of my head. If I thought about it I could make a
               | really long list of game you've never hear of. This is
               | probably the same for everything: music, novels, etc.
        
               | Der_Einzige wrote:
               | That's easy dude.
               | 
               | System Shock 2
               | 
               | Psychonauts
               | 
               | Shenmue
               | 
               | Okami
               | 
               | Conkers bad fur day
        
               | AlotOfReading wrote:
               | I can give you an entire studio:
               | https://www.spiderwebsoftware.com/
               | 
               | They make extremely niche RPGs that routinely rate >90%
               | in positive reviews on Steam and they've never had an
               | actual hit. Pretty much the definition of cult classics.
        
               | yifanl wrote:
               | Arguably the best game of 2023, Alan Wake 2:
               | https://wccftech.com/alan-wake-ii-recoup-expenses-tencent
        
               | jncfhnb wrote:
               | Hard to argue that game was not successful. It was merely
               | expensive to produce.
        
               | weard_beard wrote:
               | I don't think you're thinking of this in the right way.
               | Crafting media and creative products of all kinds is like
               | playing poker. You can go all in or you can make little
               | bets where you think you can win.
               | 
               | You're making the assumption that the way to win is to GO
               | ALL IN.
               | 
               | When in reality whether you're making AAA games or a
               | small indie digital artist like Darius Kazemi...
               | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_F9jxsfGCw (Went to high
               | school with him. Amazing guy. His senior project in the
               | electronics lab was a teddy bear that could detect
               | seizures.)
               | 
               | You are just buying lottery tickets.
        
             | underlipton wrote:
             | Bit of a rant:
             | 
             | Luck. Word of mouth. Anyway, things you can't _control_
             | (and can barely _influence_ ) as a developer/publisher. So,
             | we face the notion that, perhaps, if we want people to take
             | the _risk_ of creating and sustaining a business for
             | reasons other than simple profit (say, to provide a needed
             | or pleasant service), the proposition might need to be
             | better than,  "Succeed or die (sometimes literally)."
             | Because none of it's a sure thing, and it can't be, but
             | sane people generally aren't going to bet their life or
             | livelihood on a risky venture (assuming that irrational
             | passion is a form of insanity).
        
             | banannaise wrote:
             | Which doesn't mean they aren't _necessary_ conditions. It
             | just means they aren 't _sufficient_ conditions. A game
             | needs other things too, one of which may be luck, and
             | others of which may be incompatible with the private equity
             | model.
        
             | yoyohello13 wrote:
             | I think Stardew filled a niche that wasn't being catered
             | to. There were no Farm Sims that weren't a cash grab
             | released since Farmville. Stardew caught all the people who
             | remembered Harvest Moon fondly.
        
               | jncfhnb wrote:
               | Harvest moon was actively releasing games at that time
        
               | yoyohello13 wrote:
               | Yeah, but they were shit.
        
           | throwway120385 wrote:
           | This is what people mean when they use the term _soulless
           | capitalism_. The increasing financialization of everyone
           | leads us to optimize for the things we can measure assuming
           | those are the things that matter, and in the end the
           | optimizations erase everything good.
        
             | chiefalchemist wrote:
             | It's not the optimization per se, it's taking it too far,
             | over-playing it to the point of removing the magic, the
             | special sauce, etc.
        
               | RunSet wrote:
               | > The founder of Costco told a CEO who wanted to raise
               | the prices on Costco's hot dogs: "If you raise the effing
               | hot dog, I will kill you. Figure it out."
               | 
               | https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/costco-founder-kill-
               | hotdog...
        
               | prepend wrote:
               | I'm still waiting for a story 20 years from now when they
               | finally raise the hotdog price and the old CEO is 90 and
               | kills the CEO who raised the price.
               | 
               | Or maybe it's not the CEO he threatened, but a new one.
        
               | selimthegrim wrote:
               | This sounds like a pitch for a Timecop sequel.
        
           | cultofmetatron wrote:
           | > because it was cute and had a soul and is fun to play.
           | 
           | I'm a full on stardew addict. I was waiting for a game to
           | rekindle the feeling I had playing the original harvest moon
           | on snes. natsume just made a ton of crap sequals focused on
           | making it all 3d.
           | 
           | concernedape, distilled the snes version down to what made it
           | fun and built it up fron there. it scratched the itch better
           | than any of natsume's sequals ever could.
        
           | wvenable wrote:
           | We live in a time where almost everything is getting worse.
           | Products are getting smaller, service is getting worse,
           | businesses are closing, quality is going down. I don't think
           | I've ever experienced such an obvious decline in commercial
           | society in my entire life.
           | 
           | Is it the financialization of everything? Is that we reached
           | peak growth and profit _increases_ are only possibly through
           | extreme optimization? Is it financial inequality?
        
             | Animats wrote:
             | Sometimes it's monopoly. Not this time, though; Red Lobster
             | was a minor player. Red Lobster was a leveraged buyout.
             | (Most "private equity" is leveraged buyouts. The buyer
             | seldom puts up full cash.) Plus the equity to debt
             | conversion.
             | 
             | Tax law favors debt too much.
        
             | emptysongglass wrote:
             | Oh man I FEEL this deeply.
             | 
             | I was just wondering if it's just me feeling like
             | everything is on a highway to terrible.
             | 
             | - Prices in my city, just this year, have felt like they've
             | jumped 10 or 15 percent.
             | 
             | - I've been working in tech for a decade now and for the
             | first time a new company simply refused to negotiate
             | salary.
             | 
             | - I feel financially worse off than 5 years ago making a
             | third of what I make now.
             | 
             | - Housing prices have exploded. I worry I will never own a
             | home.
             | 
             | - Denmark has started deleting public holidays to save our
             | social welfare state.
             | 
             | - Health care is the worst it's ever been. You can not get
             | basic health diagnostics for most things in Denmark without
             | screaming.
             | 
             | - Europe has a literal war at our doorstep.
             | 
             | - Public transit prices have jumped in the last year.
             | 
             | - Good quality grocery stores have closed and been replaced
             | with discount chains. The quality of the produce is
             | terrible.
             | 
             | - Democracy feels increasingly shittier and hijacked by two
             | extremist poles of very-online meme-thought.
             | 
             | - Gen Z is looking like the most garbage generation of the
             | last two centuries with more mental illness than any
             | generation in history.
             | 
             | - Everything has become a political lightning rod.
             | 
             | I feel exploited by invisible forces I can't see or touch
             | or name. I feel as if I have no mastery over my own life. I
             | no longer know why I continue to contribute to a society
             | that does not give anything back to me for my labor and
             | exploits the best years of my life for taxes that do not
             | improve my lot in life.
             | 
             | Can someone tell me everything is going to get better?
        
               | onemoresoop wrote:
               | >Can someone tell me everything is going to get better?
               | 
               | Yes but only after it will get much worse.
        
               | yoyohello13 wrote:
               | Yeah, seems like we are just in the same cycle of
               | boom/bust as every other human civilization in history.
        
               | mikrl wrote:
               | > Gen Z is looking like the most garbage generation of
               | the last two centuries
               | 
               | Have you ever met a millennial?
               | 
               | t. 1992 cusper
        
               | mattgreenrocks wrote:
               | > Gen Z is looking like the most garbage generation of
               | the last two centuries with more mental illness than any
               | generation in history.
               | 
               | I'm not at all Gen Z (late Gen X), but you can't put all
               | of that on them. They've had many formative years during
               | a lot of the points you've listed.
               | 
               | > Can someone tell me everything is going to get better?
               | 
               | That's never guaranteed. You can only control what you
               | take in, how you cognitively frame it, and how you react
               | to it.
        
               | graycat wrote:
               | You are in Denmark? WOW!! From here in the US, my
               | impression of Denmark is a small country of really smart
               | people with gorgeous women having really good lives!!!
               | Your post questions that impression ....
               | 
               | Here in the US, there are what seem to be related issues.
               | Opinions about what is wrong and why differ. It can seem
               | that we don't address the issues or what is wrong, for
               | example, it can appear that the media believes that
               | making clear the issues and faults are too deep for the
               | audience of the media. For example, so far I've yet to
               | see good engineering style graphs of even the basic
               | measures from the economy, health, education, happiness,
               | etc. In simple terms, the birth rate is so low we are
               | going extinct -- some graphs over time might provide some
               | insight. To avoid going extinct should be worth some
               | graphs of related data?
               | 
               | Here is one guess: Some people want more government
               | involvement, activity, services, ..., at the national
               | level. Involved are money and power, money collected from
               | taxes and/or borrowed and then spent and the people
               | spending the money getting power. Then for the money the
               | guess is that the spending is too inefficient, that is,
               | too often wasted. For the power, it can stop what might
               | be solutions. So, with the waste, we are throwing away
               | our efforts, and with the power we are blocked from
               | better approaches.
               | 
               | For this view, the US has some old images, from history,
               | the movies, some parts of education, and even from some
               | of recent history: So, the old images are from, say, the
               | movie _The Big Sky_ from the 1830s of 20 or so men and
               | one Native Indian woman leaving Saint Louis on the
               | Mississippi River (major US river from the north east
               | going south and dumping into the Gulf of Mexico) and the
               | Missouri River (from the northwest of the US close to the
               | Pacific Ocean and flowing ~2000 miles to the Mississippi)
               | to trade with the Blackfoot tribe to give them woven
               | blankets, guns, tools and get beaver pelts.
               | 
               | The whole effort was lawless, that is, no government,
               | laws, police, political power, regulations. So there was
               | fighting, killing. No medical care, so there was
               | suffering. There were lots of injuries from struggles
               | with the river. It was all highly risky with lots of
               | struggles and losses but in the end successful.
               | 
               | There were more such movies about the US, people on their
               | own, risking everything, fighting, struggling, having
               | failures, in the end being successful. There was Henry
               | Ford, the Wright Brothers (had a bicycle shop), etc.
               | 
               | To the present, there were two guys at Stanford
               | University in a project for indexing the contents of
               | libraries. They thought of indexing the Web sites on the
               | Internet and were offered ~$1 million for their work and
               | Web site. They turned down the $1 million, started a
               | company, and had success. It was all risky. It's now
               | worth ~$1 trillion, called Google. Other successes,
               | risky, one or a few founders, include Microsoft, Walmart,
               | FedEx, Facebook, Amazon, Burger King, McDonald's. One
               | guy, sole, solo founder, used some old Dell computers, an
               | early version of Microsoft's Windows and Web software
               | ASP.NET, built a romantic matchmaking service, grew it,
               | ..., and sold out for ~$550 million.
               | 
               | Mostly these successes are examples of significant
               | increases in _economic productivity_ , that is, how much
               | utility get from each hour of work. Personal computers?
               | Killed off the typewriters with just astounding increases
               | in productivity; same for email; Zoom, .... In cars,
               | using digital electronics to get fuel mixture and spark
               | timing a lot better resulted in the engines lasting much
               | longer -- if looked carefully into what was going on with
               | the old carburetors and breaker point ignitions and the
               | huge ways they were wrong (unburned gasoline diluted the
               | engine oil and, thus, wore out the main engine parts) can
               | understand. Tires -- progress in the synthetic rubber
               | chemistry made the tires last much longer, maybe 5 times
               | as long.
               | 
               | The theme is, as in the movie, leave individuals with a
               | minimum of taxes and government power and let them try
               | and take the risks. The victories can generate massive
               | increases in productivity, wealth, and a better life.
               | 
               | Heck, I like music, A. Vivaldi, J. Bach, ..., S. Barber.
               | Used to be, had to go to live performances. Then we got
               | audio tapes, vinyl records, CDs, DVDs, and the Internet.
               | So, now just from a few keystrokes I can get terrific
               | performances of Vivaldi's _The Four Seasons_ , Bach's
               | _Chaconne_ , ... Barber's _Adagio for Strings_.
               | 
               | Those are some of the ideas that have floated around.
               | Money and power: The idea that just these two are the
               | main causes of all of society's problems is tough to
               | accept. But, for the problems in Denmark, maybe these two
               | should get some attention.
        
             | chankstein38 wrote:
             | I've been thinking about this a lot too. It just feels like
             | all ends of the spectrum, for a consumer, are crashing
             | down. Everything is harvesting and selling data, stock at
             | stores is low and usually favors the generic (and sometimes
             | lesser) option over the higher quality names... Apps like
             | facebook, twitter, IG, tiktok, reddit, and youtube are
             | making life worse for their users. Overall, it is kind of a
             | depressing time to observe.
        
               | mattgreenrocks wrote:
               | It is usually from the wreckage that the next big things
               | emerge.
               | 
               | Just how these things work.
        
             | nickpsecurity wrote:
             | Most people used to believe in Jesus Christ with values
             | built on the Bible. That was true from lay people to Ivy
             | League colleges to even folks in prison. His blessings with
             | His accountability both made many good things happen and
             | limited lots of damage we'd cause. America was prosperous
             | as the Bible said it would be.
             | 
             | Over the decades, people turned away from God and those
             | values to chase new ones: money first, pleasure first,
             | self/ego first, atheism, subjectivism, Marxism. These by
             | themselves, if increasing enough, guarantee massive amounts
             | of suffering for people. Whereas, the fruit of the Spirit
             | in Galatians only does good for people when you increase
             | it. Society made their choice.
             | 
             | As in Romans 1, God handed us over to our depraved minds
             | and sins to let us feel the full consequences of selfish,
             | godless, subjective societies. Everything has gotten worse.
             | The solution is to repent and turn back to what God gave
             | that worked before. Then, gradually improve ourselves in
             | any weak areas. Wr must bake righteous values back into our
             | families, businesses, and government. Inward change creates
             | positive, outward results.
        
               | quantified wrote:
               | When and where did that really ever work? Evidence
               | please. The bible says nothing about America. I assume
               | that abolishing slavery was where we turned away from
               | biblical principles.
        
               | nickpsecurity wrote:
               | You don't even really need it. You can go right to the
               | roots.
               | 
               | Let's compare two sets of things on a basic level.
               | 
               | 1. You know God will judge what good or evil you did at
               | the end of your life. You factor that into your
               | decisions.
               | 
               | 2. You think we're an accident, nothing matters, people
               | are just over animals, actually just chemical reactions,
               | universe itself disappears in enough time, nothing
               | matters in the long term unless you say so, and no
               | accountability for any horrible thing you did.
               | 
               | Which is more likely to lead to righteous behavior? Which
               | is more likely to lead to destructive behavior?
               | 
               | Next set are Christ's basic commandments vs the world's:
               | 
               | 1. Love and obey God first. That means truth, justice,
               | avoiding self-destructive behavior, family, and good work
               | ethic. From there, love others as you would yourself in
               | all your interactions with them.
               | 
               | 2. Do whatever you want to whoever you want. It might be
               | limited by whatever is popular at the time which will
               | change. The Devil has most media focusing on
               | individualism over family, squeezing max profit out of
               | everything, and chasing pleasures with reckless abandon.
               | 
               | Which of these logically creates more good? Which leads
               | to more damage?
               | 
               | I think we could stop there. The consequences of just
               | those differences in believes are tremendous. Those in
               | set 2 are currently doing the most damage in all areas of
               | life. They include people who identify as Christian but
               | don't live like it. Lip service.
               | 
               | Whereas, my first-hand experience with hundreds of people
               | following Christ and Biblical teaching is that it's
               | working. Their problems often come from sin, not
               | obedience.
        
               | bittercynic wrote:
               | I haven't observed any correlation between belief in God
               | and righteous or destructive behavior. Seems like most
               | theists and most atheists try to live the virtues you've
               | described as best they can.
               | 
               | I'm an atheist, and I do my best to live those virtues
               | because it's just the right thing to do, and because it
               | feels better than the alternatives. I don't think I'm
               | exceptional in not needing a final judgement to make me
               | want to be kind, honest, work for justice, live with
               | integrity, etc.
               | 
               | Much respect to my theist brothers and sisters, and
               | please consider that your atheist brothers and sisters
               | are worthy of respect as well.
        
               | wvenable wrote:
               | There is nothing less moral to me than the idea of people
               | only doing good because they fear punishment.
        
               | CobaltFire wrote:
               | The number of wars and genocides that have resulted from
               | arguing over whose god is the right one dwarfs all other
               | ills.
               | 
               | Get that fixed and then maybe I'll listen.
        
               | jazzyjackson wrote:
               | the disagreement over holy matters is not typically the
               | cause of violence, just a convenient uniform to wear to
               | tell ally from enemy
        
               | silverquiet wrote:
               | As an American Millennial, all my life I've seen
               | Christians who talk about love and charity on Sunday, and
               | then work the rest of the week to lower taxes on the
               | rich, shame women, and get as many guns into as many
               | American hands as possible. Ultimately, they found their
               | political apotheosis in Donald Trump, who seems to be the
               | physical manifestation of the deadly sins. If he was
               | created in a lab by Atheists to prove that Christians are
               | hypocrites above all else, they could not have done a
               | better job.
               | 
               | I'd suggest that if they want more Americans to live the
               | values preached by Jesus, they should try starting with
               | themselves. I don't know how many people they have turned
               | into Atheists with this behavior, but I can say for sure
               | they did for me, and I suspect they have alienated many
               | others as well.
        
               | matteoraso wrote:
               | >America was prosperous as the Bible said it would be.
               | 
               | The book of Job was written specifically to denounce the
               | idea that morality means that you'll prosper.
        
           | alfalfasprout wrote:
           | This is the reason I've always been a detractor of purely
           | relying on "data driven decision making". Being data driven
           | is great... if paired with intuition and common sense.
           | 
           | But what ends up often happening is data-driven myopia. You
           | see some statistic that doesn't seem optimal and you end up
           | optimizing for that instead of figuring out how it fits into
           | the big picture.
           | 
           | Restaurants, at the end of the day boil down to food. You
           | serve food. People either like the food or they don't. How
           | many customers you get is a function of how much people like
           | the food, how competitive the pricing on the food is, and the
           | market you're in.
           | 
           | Red lobster at the end of the day suffered from people not
           | wanting to pay what they were charging for low quality,
           | uninspiring seafood dishes.
           | 
           | People nowadays are struggling more (spare me the CPI data,
           | hedonics and other basket adjustments mean the situation for
           | most people is quite a bit worse than it was a few years ago)
           | and there needs to be a value prop for dining out.
        
             | kiba wrote:
             | It's all about information. Some information can be boiled
             | down to statistics and numbers, and that's great!
             | 
             | Some cannot be.
             | 
             | The executives who sits in their office are not going to be
             | able to smell and taste or care about the food.
        
             | giantrobot wrote:
             | > Restaurants, at the end of the day boil down to food. You
             | serve food.
             | 
             | To expand on this a little, restaurants serve food _in a
             | building_ brought to your table _by people_. If the
             | building /table/environment is dirty or just uncomfortable
             | people don't want to be in it. If the people preparing and
             | serving the food are doing a bad job people won't want them
             | doing it. If a restaurant drops the quality of the food,
             | environment, or personnel they are going to lose business.
             | 
             | As you say it's the value proposition. I go to a restaurant
             | because I want to just pick a food, eat it, and leave. The
             | "hard" parts of cooking and cleaning are someone else's
             | job. All restaurant patrons are willing to pay _some_
             | premium over the cost of the raw ingredients to save their
             | time and effort. But as the experience gets worse that
             | value proposition starts to erode.
             | 
             | For me and I imagine many people the experience doesn't
             | need to be mind blowing. It just needs to be not shitty.
        
               | hooverd wrote:
               | What I don't understand is the value people place on
               | waitstaff being enthusiastic to serve you. I don't care,
               | as long as you they take my order and check on my drinks.
        
               | _DeadFred_ wrote:
               | That value proposition is typically that the experience
               | be enjoyable. What makes it that varies, hence a variety
               | of restaurants to choose from. If I am inconvenienced and
               | have to chase down wait staff then that nudges the
               | experience to the 'non-enjoyable'. If I run out of
               | something to drink while I am eating, that nudges the
               | experience. If we are sitting and having after dinner
               | drinks/coffee and talking, and are surrounded by dirty
               | plates, that nudges. If we just boated to a restaurant
               | after a day on the water enthusiastic comes to play (we
               | want a happy fun experience). If it's a business dinner,
               | enthusiastic could be a detriment.
               | 
               | Glad to be of assistance my friend.
        
               | devilbunny wrote:
               | > and are surrounded by dirty plates
               | 
               | AHA! IT'S YOU!
               | 
               | You're the person who has encouraged this bizarre
               | behavior where waitstaff come to pull away my plate the
               | second they think I'm done. No! Leave it unless it's
               | completely empty, I've asked you to take it, or the next
               | course is about to arrive.
        
               | Dalewyn wrote:
               | But you clearly care about the staff's enthusiasm to
               | serve you?
        
               | anon23908203 wrote:
               | I feel uncomfortable when people make me feel like a jerk
               | for consuming their service, and I would rather opt out
               | of the entire dining experience.
        
             | Arubis wrote:
             | Data-driven X is a semantic trick to absolve people from
             | owning their X and being accountable for it; decisions just
             | happen to be the most damaging usage. Let data _inform_
             | you.
        
             | papashell wrote:
             | I call this metric fetishism
        
             | 1propionyl wrote:
             | The catch-22 is that being data-driven means being driven
             | by _what data you can measure_. And that is an absolutely
             | gobsmackingly fatal flaw.
             | 
             | For a 1000+ page exposition on why this is such a fatal
             | flaw see James C. Scott's 1990s tome "Seeing Like a State"
             | which addresses precisely this issue with receipts brought
             | from fields ranging from agriculture, urban planning,
             | politics, family naming systems, and more across at least 4
             | or 5 continents and a century.
             | 
             | It's an essential non-partisan read that manages to piss
             | everyone off by being a peon to left anarchism in many ways
             | while saying "actually yes Hayek was right about
             | sensitivity to local conditions" and "actually the NHS and
             | NWS are good and sometimes centralized planning isn't the
             | worst solution".
             | 
             | I've not seen any direct link between them but I feel like
             | you can draw a very firm line between it and Piketty's
             | Capital and Ideology. You might think "wait isn't Piketty
             | the guy who's completely data driven and publishes stupidly
             | large amounts of xlsx files as appendices" and you'd be
             | right except in his second book he's leaning far more
             | heavily on sociology and just using financial data (much
             | imputed from tax records) as support for sociological
             | arguments that align very closely in many respects.
        
           | banannaise wrote:
           | The problem is that executives will ask "what makes Stardew
           | Valley successful?" and never make it to this answer:
           | 
           | A developer who genuinely cares about the quality of the
           | game, interacts positively with the community around it, and
           | makes decisions that demonstrate his caring for the game and
           | the community. Specifically, decisions that often leave
           | revenue on the table, particularly in the short term but
           | arguably in the long term as well.
           | 
           | That sort of _caring_ is largely impossible for private
           | equity, and it 's really hard to successfully fake.
        
             | pradn wrote:
             | That's because caring and liquidity/fungibility are at
             | opposing poles. People sell cattle but not their pet cows.
             | Something like that.
        
             | Terr_ wrote:
             | I think there's an even more-overlooked factor that most
             | people never get to: Good-old random chance in timing and
             | markets and events.
             | 
             | We humans are hardwired to _hate_ that idea, we always want
             | an understandable story with distinct causes and effects...
             | So much so that we will _invent_ one even for random coin
             | flips:  "Okay, based on what happened the next one is
             | almost certainly heads..."
        
           | outop wrote:
           | I think this is naive. When (for example) a private equity
           | fund buys a casual dining chain, they will go through how the
           | business is run in painstaking detail and try to understand
           | exactly what makes the experience 'work' and what changes are
           | possible or advisable.
           | 
           | If the olives in the salad don't taste as good or there are
           | fewer breadsticks or the lighting makes it feel more relaxed
           | or the greeters have more time or the menu gets shorter or
           | the desserts arrive quicker or the pasta is less salty,
           | that's because someone involved in that decision decided it
           | was worth paying more for or not worth paying what they were
           | currently paying, taking into account what factors will make
           | people change their mind about eating there. There isn't just
           | a random dude who sits in a room somewhere and says "let's
           | make the food worse" based on his own whim.
           | 
           | If the food gets worse and it just doesn't have that same
           | vibe anymore and you don't want to go there next time, it's
           | because an expert in marketing or restaurant management or
           | food design made an error in their judgement about what they
           | could cut, what they should improve, and what they needed to
           | keep the same. That, or the change which turned you off
           | attracted more customers or more desirable customers who have
           | different preferences to you.
           | 
           | Your restaurant changed because its corporate policy changed.
           | But the capital structure is totally relevant in
           | understanding why _that_ changed.
        
             | ImPostingOnHN wrote:
             | _> There isn 't just a random dude who sits in a room
             | somewhere and says "let's make the food worse" based on his
             | own whim._
             | 
             | Not directly, but only 1 step removed. The dude is saying
             | _" let's charge the same or more for cheaper, lower-quality
             | food, to make a higher margin so our PE firm makes more
             | money"_.
        
               | quantified wrote:
               | > that's because someone involved in that decision
               | decided it was worth paying more for or not worth paying
               | what they were currently paying, taking into account what
               | factors will make people change their mind about eating
               | there.
               | 
               | Evidently not really taking the factors into account.
               | Would the limited partners eat there? More than once?
        
               | outop wrote:
               | I don't see the relevance of this. No one eats at Red
               | Lobster thinking "this is the exact dinner experience
               | that billionaires would design for themselves".
               | 
               | Walmart is a family owned business. Do you think that the
               | Walton family buy groceries and home furnishings there?
               | McDonald's is a public company. Do you think that its CEO
               | and the fund managers who hold the biggest stakes in it
               | regularly eat there?
        
               | outop wrote:
               | What makes you think that PE equity owners have any
               | different incentives to any other chain restaurant owners
               | to cut costs and improve margins??
               | 
               | Why would you think that private equity owners would ever
               | make things worse to improve margins _without giving
               | careful consideration to whether or not the changes will
               | make people less likely to spend money at their
               | restaurants_??
        
               | ImPostingOnHN wrote:
               | Because PE equity owners DO have different incentives.
               | It's reasonable to think things that are true.
               | 
               | PE is incentivised to squeeze the business and extract
               | the value built up over time, to get large, quick
               | returns, even if it destroys the business (they can sell
               | the corpse after). A restaurant which delivers regular,
               | single-digit restaurant margins indefinitely would be
               | considered a PE investment failure.
               | 
               | So, the answer your 2nd question is _also_ "because it's
               | true". I'm happy to be convinced otherwise on either
               | count, if you think differently.
        
               | outop wrote:
               | You've just repeated and rephrased the claim that I
               | challenged without providing any evidence or argument at
               | all. Your actual answer to both questions is "because I
               | believe this".
               | 
               | Can you explain how the math works that PE owners make
               | money from discouraging people from going to a
               | restaurant, and other owners don't have the same
               | incentives?
        
               | ImPostingOnHN wrote:
               | I explained the difference in incentives: Restaurant
               | margins are a PE failure _[0]_ , that alone would explain
               | it. Your framing of the scenario as _" discouraging
               | people from going to a restaurant"_ is... less than
               | charitable. A better description would be _" extracting
               | the value of customer goodwill from the business and
               | moving it into their pockets"_. They're PE, they
               | prioritize big, fast returns over long-term customer
               | value and small, slow returns.
               | 
               | Add to that, the leveraged buyout mechanism that Red
               | Lobster went through is famous for siphoning value off
               | the target in the form of fees and other schemes, and
               | then leaving the empty husk to die under crippling debt
               | _[1]_. A clue here is that the 2nd paragraph of the
               | article we 're discussing is, "In mid-April, Bloomberg
               | reported the _debt-laden_ seafood chain... ", and it
               | sounded like they had trouble paying it in part because
               | of the rent payments that started when the PE firm sold
               | their real estate to pay for the buyout.
               | 
               | Can you explain why you think anything I've said so far
               | is untrue? After all, we can't assume a PE LBO executor
               | and a small business owner have the same incentives
               | unless we have sufficiently convincing evidence to
               | support that assumption.
               | 
               |  _0:https://www.indeed.com/hire/c/info/restaurant-profit-
               | margins..._
               | 
               |  _1:https://www.investopedia.com/articles/stocks/09/corpo
               | rate-kl..._
        
               | outop wrote:
               | You've replied with the same trivial urban myths that are
               | endlessly repeated about private equity.
               | 
               | You've compared the incentives of private equity and _a
               | small business owner_. Do you think that Red Lobster was
               | previously a small business?
               | 
               | Why can't you answer the question on the different
               | incentives that apply to different owners of large
               | businesses? If a private equity fund can make a profit by
               | buying a successful business, discouraging all its
               | customers and then "selling the corpse", why can't other
               | owners do the same thing?
               | 
               | Why does the company having a large amount of debt change
               | the decision a restaurant chain's management makes
               | between selling cheap and good food, or cheap and bad
               | food, or expensive and bad food, or expensive and good
               | food?
               | 
               | Literally everything that you've said about this has been
               | handwaving and rumours. Explain the decisions based on
               | where the money comes from and where it has to go to, if
               | you can (you clearly can't).
               | 
               | You citing Nabisco as the best example of what you
               | believe is comical since it's from 40 years ago (and
               | famously fraudulent).
        
             | stainforth wrote:
             | Do you think private equity funds could have other end
             | goals when buying a company?
        
               | outop wrote:
               | Other end goals _than what_?
               | 
               | Other end goals than making people happy by serving good
               | quality shrimps for a reasonable price? Obviously they
               | do.
               | 
               | Other end goals than making money? Of course they don't.
               | But neither did Ray Kroc, who was extremely upfront about
               | how McDonald's is a business whose strategy is to acquire
               | real estate, funded by burger sales. Neither do the
               | Waltons, who aggressively cut margins on all their
               | products and compete to drive other retailers out of
               | business. (Neither does General Mills, who used to own
               | Red Lobster, nor Darden Restaurants, the public spin-off
               | that owned Olive Garden and Red Lobster, nor Starboard
               | Value, the activist investor that pushed for Red Lobster
               | to be sold.) None of these companies exists because of a
               | high-minded commitment to customer service, or fair play,
               | or delicious food.
               | 
               | If turning a viable restaurant chain into a chain that no
               | one wants to go to and then selling it is an attractive
               | business proposition for private equity, than it should
               | be for McDonald's and Walmart too. Unless you can point
               | to some specific causal connection between the ownership
               | structure and the decision about whether or not a
               | restaurant should serve stuff that people actually want
               | to eat?
        
               | ImPostingOnHN wrote:
               | The example of McDonald's acquiring value through real
               | estate, funded by the business, is pretty poingnant,
               | considering the PE firm here did the exact opposite: sold
               | all the valuable real estate and rented it back from the
               | buyer under crippling rent payments, funded by the
               | business.
               | 
               | Why did the PE firm do that when McDonald's didn't?
        
           | mattgreenrocks wrote:
           | > I saw a Twitter thread arguing how the video game Stardew
           | Valley succeeded due to the way it was marketed. Marketing is
           | important, but maybe the game succeeded because it was cute
           | and had a soul and is fun to play. You can't measure that.
           | 
           | Thought leaders seem to know everything except when to keep
           | their mouth shut for once. But I digress...
           | 
           | If firms are being punished for poor quality, then the system
           | is working, even with enshittification becoming more
           | commonplace. All of the Very Important Business People can
           | sit around and scratch their heads about why the market seems
           | to change on them when they screw up their offering, and they
           | can consult overpriced business fortune tellers to reassure
           | them that it was that pesky market's fault, but that doesn't
           | change the outcome.
           | 
           | I'll miss Red Lobster's cheesy biscuits, but if they've
           | dropped the ball on quality they had this coming to them.
        
         | duxup wrote:
         | Quality control and management ... seem to be the secret sauce
         | to restaurants and are amusingly unrelated to the actual food /
         | recipes and etc.
         | 
         | I too have a few local places that despite being busy and great
         | food for ages, suddenly couldn't keep good people working
         | there. They were doing great then just fell on their face.
         | 
         | I suspect that they just couldn't adapt to it being more
         | difficult to retain / keep good people and everything else
         | suffered.
         | 
         | Dominoes Pizza (US national pizza chain), seems to be the
         | alternate story, long time bargain pizza chain with poor
         | quality.... got better quality pizza and reportedly took off
         | again.
        
           | kraquepype wrote:
           | This happened to a local sports-bar chain around us. It was
           | always decent and our first choice for family nights out, but
           | after Covid it went downhill, locations closed, and the last
           | location close by just started falling flat... empty even at
           | busy periods, no wait staff, declining quality, etc. It just
           | up and closed shortly after.
           | 
           | Lately for pizza I've only been ordering from Dominoes,
           | mostly because it's sort of cheap but also consistent.
           | 
           | Not fantastic, not bad, but always pretty good.
           | 
           | I hope they keep up with it, whenever I go in they always
           | appear fully staffed and in good spirits.
        
           | _DeadFred_ wrote:
           | For my poor friends the whole 'emergency pizza' thing was
           | amazing marketing. Every other company is actively screwing
           | them, increasing rates to unaffordable, shrinking sizes.
           | Domino's not only stayed affordable, but said, hey, times are
           | though, if you get in a crunch, here's an emergency pizza to
           | fill the gap. Friggen' overdraft protection on food for their
           | kids. The amount of good will that corporate marketing
           | campaign brought in that group I can't even tell you. I'm
           | talking about the single dad's working two jobs, moved back
           | home with their parents segment. They now feel like Dominoes
           | is the only company that hasn't f'd them. They actively talk
           | about Dominoes randomly (we guys don't have much to talk
           | about but still it doesn't normally fall to discount pizza
           | discussion).
        
         | snarfy wrote:
         | Yep, it's the food. There are many famous 'food destinations'
         | around the world. Usually the line goes around the block. You
         | always have to wait, either in line, for a reservation, etc.
         | People wait because it's worth it. The food is good.
        
           | ghaff wrote:
           | Well, it's could also have become a meme or whatever the
           | right term is. There's a lobster roll place in a Maine
           | coastal town that always has lines around the block with
           | maybe hour waits. There's a place right across the street
           | that IMO is just as good--as are a bunch of other Maine
           | coastal places you've never heard of.
        
         | partiallypro wrote:
         | I used to really like Red Lobster, for the money they were
         | quite good. Their cheese rolls are still great. That being
         | said, I haven't been in years. Just the other day I went to a
         | Chili's, I remember going to Chili's all the time in high
         | school and college. Hadn't been in a while. The food quality
         | was just so off from what it used to be. I was really
         | disappointed. I honestly am not sure what these restaurants are
         | thinking. Menu restructuring to cut back portions and also
         | quality control is a significant problem. The only "fast
         | casual" restaurant I can think of at the moment that has
         | maintained its relative quality is Outback.
        
         | 3minus1 wrote:
         | > The thing about a restaurant is that you'll always have
         | business if the food and service are good.
         | 
         | This is just demonstrably false. Good food and service is no
         | guarantee of product-market fit.
        
       | aklemm wrote:
       | I'd like to see business schools codify "brand value extraction"
       | or "enshittification" as explicitly unethical. Any activity that
       | degrades a brand for short-term cashflow--and is reasonably know
       | to decrease future business--is necessarily fraudulent.
       | 
       | If that is codified and taught, then journalists can point to
       | that in all cases (of which we are overrun). It's pathetic.
        
         | tqi wrote:
         | What do you think "enshittification" means, exactly?
        
           | aklemm wrote:
           | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enshittification
           | 
           | In this context (the idea of making this unethical), a brand
           | is built on investor money (not profits) and then later
           | profits are achieved by cashing out the brand value.
           | 
           | But I'm guessing you knew that and disagree. Care to be more
           | forthright?
        
       | munificent wrote:
       | I look at private equity as sort of like a bacterial infection.
       | The infection may be the thing that kills its host by sucking of
       | all of its energy, but the reason the host was infected in the
       | first place was because of some other problem that led to a
       | weakened immune system.
       | 
       | Private equity firms prey on companies that are already
       | struggling. Yes, they take a struggling company and hasten its
       | demise. But healthy companies don't end up getting bought by
       | private equity in the first place.
       | 
       | In this case, I think dining culture has just changed in a way
       | that's incompatible with Red Lobster's brand. It used to be
       | considered higher-class fare, but drifted down market like almost
       | every large restaurant chain does (see also: Friday's,
       | Applebee's, etc.). For a while, it survived on the unusual
       | combination of being a nice-seeming sit-down seafood restaurant,
       | but not actually that expensive or close to the sea.
       | 
       | But, of course, the way they were able to do that was by cutting
       | every possible corner (for example, calling langostino
       | "lobster"). Diners today care more about their health and where
       | their food is coming from. The post-WWII culture of "we can trust
       | big companies because they're successful business" has been
       | replaced by "we can't trust big companies because they must have
       | grown by doing shady shit".
       | 
       | Frankly, a cheap restaurant in the midwest that lets you eat
       | unlimited lobster no longer seems a delightful treat and a hell
       | of a lot more like a suspicious food poisoning trap.
        
         | asdfman123 wrote:
         | Seems like they exist to basically sell off a brand.
         | 
         | People thinking that Red Lobster is a good place to eat is a
         | valuable asset, which can be traded for short-term profits
         | until they catch onto what's actually going on.
        
         | JumpCrisscross wrote:
         | > _look at private equity as sort of like a bacterial
         | infection_
         | 
         | This is honestly fair given bacteria's ecological role as
         | digesters/recyclers. There are probably better things to do
         | with Red Lobster's locations and people than serving terrible
         | seafood.
        
           | banannaise wrote:
           | And what's more likely, that they do that or that they leave
           | a bunch more dead real estate for at least several years
           | while they hold out for more money?
        
             | pfdietz wrote:
             | If Red Lobster can't pay their rents then the market is
             | saying they should be dead. Presumably the owners of the
             | properties wouldn't ask for those rents if that wasn't what
             | the market would bear. Of course some properties sit idle
             | for a while; there's going to be an optimal rate of that
             | that isn't zero.
        
         | braza wrote:
         | > Private equity firms prey on companies that are already
         | struggling. Yes, they take a struggling company and hasten its
         | demise. But healthy companies don't end up getting bought by
         | private equity in the first place.
         | 
         | From the finance/economics perspective, what should be the
         | ideal replacement for Private Equity?
         | 
         | At least for me they seem like a part of the ecosystem
         | responsible for extending the lifespan of some companies and
         | eventually maximizing revenue in those that has success, and
         | this premium is used to cover the losses in other bets.
        
         | kagakuninja wrote:
         | I've been at 2 companies acquired by private equity firms. In
         | one case, the company was totally healthy in the niche market
         | of software for libraries. The company was sold because the
         | owner wanted to retire.
         | 
         | The vampire capitalists did the standard playbook:
         | leveraged buyout.         transfer debt to the once healthy
         | company.         extract yearly management fees.         fire
         | and/or encourage many employees to leave.         shift
         | maintenance to low cost foreign outsourcing company.
         | skimp on R&D and customer support.
         | 
         | In the short term, profits go up. Long term, the once healthy
         | company slowly dies, as customers get pissed to the point they
         | are willing to incur the cost of transitioning to a new vendor.
         | 
         | Not only was this company once healthy, it had astonishing
         | employee retention. We are talking many programmers and support
         | people with 20+ years of specialized knowledge. People seem to
         | forget how much productivity is lost with high turnover.
        
       | wwarner wrote:
       | They keep saying all-you-can-eat shrimp was a bad idea and I
       | don't understand how that's possible.
        
       | FuriouslyAdrift wrote:
       | We'll always have Long John Silver's. All hail the hush puppy!
        
         | WesleyJohnson wrote:
         | LJS was always an extravagant treat when I was a kid as it was
         | seemingly more expensive than McDonald's or Taco Bell, and
         | further away from where we lived.
         | 
         | When I started making my own money, it was one of my regular
         | indulgences.
         | 
         | As an adult, I rarely ever see them anymore. And when I do go
         | (it's been years), I'm always left feeling sick to my stomach,
         | and yet still hungry. The portions sizes have shrunk
         | considerably, even more shrinkflation. The greasiness, while
         | expected with that kind of food, it so much worse. The fries
         | are soggy, and you hardly ever get any crunchies anymore!
         | 
         | I missed the late 90's LJS something terrible. :)
        
           | quercusa wrote:
           | "The food is so bad and the portions are so small!" - Woody
           | Allen
        
           | gwbas1c wrote:
           | Maybe your standards are refined now that you're older?
           | 
           | My kids _love_ crap food, and I sometimes have to sigh and go
           | to places I 'd rather not go because my kids think it's the
           | best thing since sliced bread.
           | 
           | Granted, my only experience with LJS are stories from
           | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wayne_Coyne (2nd paragraph,
           | "Early Life" section.)
        
       | asow92 wrote:
       | Company Man on YouTube did a great job breaking this down about a
       | week ago:
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I17aERAQPfc&pp=ygUXY29tcGFue...
        
       | syngrog66 wrote:
       | both Red Lobster and McDonald's are on the front page of Hacker
       | News currently
       | 
       | ownersip here should wake up before it worsens further
        
       | pfdietz wrote:
       | One can blame the private equity investors buying it, but every
       | sale requires not just a buyer, but also a seller. The owner of
       | RL sold it to this private equity firm for an amount they felt
       | was proper. The PE firm got more money out than they put in, so
       | they increased the value of the assets. If this meant (in effect)
       | shutting down RL in slow motion, then so be it. Sometimes it's
       | best to just put a pillow over a company's face and say that's
       | it.
        
       | hammock wrote:
       | Red Lobster did not go bankrupt because of Endless Shrimp. On the
       | revenue side, customers generally have been turning away in favor
       | of competing dining options. On the expenses side, the company
       | has to deal with high labor costs, expensive restaurant leases -
       | and meddlesome PE investors that have led to high leadership
       | turnover.
       | 
       | Going into bankruptcy might actually allow them to address their
       | debt and operational losses
        
       | heisgone wrote:
       | "The thing that private equity does is just unload assets and
       | monetize assets. And so they effectively paid for the purchase of
       | Red Lobster by selling the real estate,"
       | 
       | They did the same thing with Sears and many others.They short
       | sell the company, buy it, sell anything valuable and destroy it.
        
       | RockyMcNuts wrote:
       | https://prospect.org/health/2023-05-23-quackonomics-medical-...
       | 
       | Interesting story of how some private equity guys would
       | 
       | - buy hospitals
       | 
       | - sell the real estate for more than they paid for the hospital,
       | signing a long-term lease at a high rent
       | 
       | - pay themselves an immediate huge profit. the higher the rent
       | the hospital promised, the bigger the sale/leaseback deal, so the
       | bigger the profit.
       | 
       | - default, hospital goes bankrupt, the community and the dumb
       | patsy who bought the hospital gets left holding the bag.
       | 
       | classic bustout from Goodfellas or The Sopranos, but mobsters get
       | investigated, PE guys don't.
        
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