[HN Gopher] Apple has reportedly acquired Datakalab
       ___________________________________________________________________
        
       Apple has reportedly acquired Datakalab
        
       Author : mikece
       Score  : 132 points
       Date   : 2024-04-22 13:49 UTC (9 hours ago)
        
 (HTM) web link (9to5mac.com)
 (TXT) w3m dump (9to5mac.com)
        
       | BelleOfTheBall wrote:
       | Seems like they will really push VisionOS, which is cool.
       | Hopefully this leads to innovative ways to use it, because those
       | initial videos of pasta timers and "smarter" vacuuming were not
       | at all what I wanted.
        
         | azinman2 wrote:
         | What do you want instead?
        
           | orangepanda wrote:
           | I want a mini game as I chop cucumbers. And a wall of my
           | achievements that's shared with anyone in proximity.
        
             | soraminazuki wrote:
             | Distracting people with mini games while they're holding a
             | knife sounds like a bad idea.
        
               | sunshinerag wrote:
               | EU is coming up with a consent popup to fix this
               | situation. It will flash a hazard warning and will turn
               | on haptic feedback till you drop the knife.
        
               | hn_acker wrote:
               | Nitpick: The EU didn't mandate intrusive consent popups.
               | That was malicious compliance and/or laziness by
               | advertisers, GDPR "tool" developers, and website owners.
               | Website developers could've put an "opt in to tracking"
               | option in a separate settings page that users would click
               | on a gear icon in the top right corner to access.
        
               | hightrix wrote:
               | Why does it have to be a "distracting" experience? What
               | if the game was showing you where to cut to get uniform
               | slices and grading the uniformity of your cuts? Then
               | you'd be focused on the activitiy at hand while still
               | enjoying that sweet sweet gamified dopamine hit.
        
               | xattt wrote:
               | I prefer the count-the-rice-grains-in-a-sushi-roll genre
               | instead.
        
               | anthomtb wrote:
               | People should really use a mandoline rather than a knife
               | while playing mini games. You'll slice both your cukes
               | and fingers much more evenly.
        
             | mrcwinn wrote:
             | If I were within your proximity, I can assure you I have no
             | interest in your minigame progress while you chopped
             | cucumbers. I would however hope that you had avoided
             | physical injury.
        
               | ryandrake wrote:
               | I think it was juicy sarcasm. I laughed!
        
               | asoneth wrote:
               | Apologies for explaining the joke, but pretty sure the
               | cucumber chopping and wall of achievements is a reference
               | to https://vimeo.com/46304267
        
               | vik0 wrote:
               | Oh wow, it's been a while since I've seen a vimeo link.
               | Can't believe it's still a thing
        
             | EasyMark wrote:
             | This sounds like a great way to chop off fingertips. Take
             | it from someone who has done "just the tip" once, a sharp
             | knife will do it with almost no effort, just like slicing
             | through a tomato
        
           | dewey wrote:
           | Personally for me: A real smart assistant that knows all the
           | context, calendar invites, messages, photos from using Apple
           | products for many years.
           | 
           | Alternatively: Siri that can reliably turn lights on and off
           | again.
        
             | bombcar wrote:
             | At this point I'd be satisfied with a Siri is that just a
             | literal link to a command line. It's horribly useless as it
             | is now, 80% or less accuracy on basic things.
        
               | pulvinar wrote:
               | I want that too, but it'll have to be a lot more secure,
               | as now it would be trivial to record me saying Hey Siri
               | and play that back.
        
           | agys wrote:
           | Games! This device begs for high end VR games!
        
             | croes wrote:
             | Without controllers?
        
             | mrguyorama wrote:
             | With a 2 hour battery life?
        
               | throwaway5959 wrote:
               | Can it not be plugged in and operated with a very long
               | cable? That's what I do with my Quest 3.
        
           | hwbunny wrote:
           | After social media depleted the dopamine receptors, now time
           | to give in the final punch :D.
        
           | twodave wrote:
           | I want to force kitchen staff to wear this and have it remind
           | them to change gloves based on what they've touched either
           | being a potential allergen or contaminant. Makes me cringe
           | when I see people who work with food also working the
           | register, for instance. Too easy to get lazy and not change
           | the gloves.
        
             | fooker wrote:
             | Sounds dystopian. Would you want to be forced to wear a
             | heavy headset that nagged you to comment your code and
             | write unit tests?
        
               | viscanti wrote:
               | If it means that I get to work with well commented and
               | tested code, that might be worth it.
        
               | fooker wrote:
               | It's an interesting philosophical dilemma.
               | 
               | What else would you be willing to force on everyone to
               | improve (in your opinion) your circumstances?
               | 
               | We clearly do this a bit (taxes, vaccines, etc), but
               | finding the threshold is very tricky, and can lead to
               | pretty authoritarian environments.
        
               | hhshhhhjjjd wrote:
               | Well, as someone living in the United States, I live with
               | the saddening understanding that our military spending
               | indicates that we're willing to immiserate large swaths
               | of the world's population for increasingly diminishing
               | returns.
               | 
               | It's authoritarian enough that I have no choice but to
               | support our military decisions through the taxes I pay.
        
               | fooker wrote:
               | It's colonialism without the responsibility of
               | administering large populations.
               | 
               | I don't know if there's a solution though, there are
               | other sharks vying to do far worse.
        
               | twodave wrote:
               | We've already agreed to certain food standards. The fact
               | that people don't follow them is enough for me to say we
               | need something more strict. Is it a headset? Maybe not.
               | But periodic training and availability of PPE aren't
               | doing the job either. The shortage of labor at the low
               | end of the market doesn't help, either. What I'd rather
               | have than a germophobic headset is for people to take
               | pride in their work (whether you serve food or write
               | code), but that also seems to be a lost cause. I'm lucky
               | if I can get a restaurant to count the number of items in
               | the bag before handing it to the delivery driver.
        
               | GrinningFool wrote:
               | If it meant that my code wouldn't make other people
               | sick...
        
               | twodave wrote:
               | Who says it has to be heavy? While I'm wishing I'll wish
               | for it to weigh the same as a regular pair of glasses...
        
             | 0x457 wrote:
             | > Makes me cringe when I see people who work with food also
             | working the register, for instance. Too easy to get lazy
             | and not change the gloves.
             | 
             | Where did you see that? I've seen people not change gloves
             | before touching the register, but definitely change gloves
             | after.
             | 
             | Seems a horrible use case.
        
             | EasyMark wrote:
             | this seems like micromanagement taken to the next level and
             | I hope if any such thing becomes "normal" that legislation
             | will stop it. We aren't robots meant to react to green and
             | red spots on an AR headset.
        
             | supportengineer wrote:
             | This joke gets made a lot, but I _really_ don 't want to
             | live on this planet any more.
             | 
             | I've spent a lifetime in software and what I want more than
             | anything is to shut it all _off_.
        
               | vundercind wrote:
               | Around 2000-2005 I was in the "plug my brain into the
               | Internet!" crowd.
               | 
               | Now if you gave me a magic button that could permanently
               | un-invent the whole thing... I really might press it.
        
             | elsonrodriguez wrote:
             | You might want to read Manna.
             | 
             | https://marshallbrain.com/manna1
        
       | sharpshadow wrote:
       | Do they have to disclose how much they paid?
        
         | ru552 wrote:
         | Not if the acquired isn't public.
        
           | lotsofpulp wrote:
           | Apple is publicly listed, so Apple would have to disclose it
           | if it was material (sufficiently high price).
        
         | airstrike wrote:
         | As a rule of thumb, not if immaterial to their financials,
         | which in often the case for Apple given their size and M&A
         | strategy (they rarely go for any sizeable acquisitions)
         | 
         | Sometimes you can find a reference to it in the buyer's the
         | next quarterly (10-Q) or annual (10-K) filing, but since again
         | this is small, Apple will likely only mention it in passing and
         | any sum paid will either be missing or lumped with a bunch of
         | items to make it undiscernable. No upside in disclosing
         | 
         | And then there's the issue of value vs dollars. Even if we knew
         | how much they paid in dollars, we wouldn't know how much it was
         | worth without some metric for _what_ they bought.
         | 
         | The vanilla public-to-public case for stable industries like
         | widget manufacturers is one company buys another for their
         | future earnings or cashflows, hence ratios like P/E (Price per
         | share divided by earnings per share) or Enterprise Value/EBITDA
         | ((Market Cap+Debt+SimilarStuff)/EBITDA, with the usual caveat
         | that EBITDA is not a perfect proxy for cash flow but it's
         | somewhat more observable)
         | 
         | In this case they likely bought IP and possibly some talent, so
         | valuation there is a bit different. I don't have much
         | experience with acquihires but I guess it just comes down to
         | how much these specific folks required to take the deal rather
         | than walk away...
        
           | sharpshadow wrote:
           | Thanks for the explanation. I figured it should appear in
           | their quarterly and annual filing as u said.
           | 
           | Since the startup is quite young I would also agree Apple
           | could be interested in their talent.
        
             | nxobject wrote:
             | Interestingly, not the founders:
             | 
             | > The report says that Datakalab's two founders did not
             | join Apple, but multiple other employees did make the jump.
             | 
             | Perhaps they're interested in IP, too. In any case, I don't
             | quite know how to read Apple's strategy of picking small
             | startups (PA Semi and Anobit being, in retrospect,
             | surprisingly small for their impact).
        
         | filoleg wrote:
         | To the European Commission, yeah. To the public, no.
        
       | breck wrote:
       | Their website (2021 version):
       | 
       | https://web.archive.org/web/20210311020240/https://datakalab...
        
       | kristjansson wrote:
       | Not Mistral, for anyone else that reads the comments first.
        
         | mritchie712 wrote:
         | If the author was smart, they left the name out on purpose so
         | people would click to check if it was mistral.
         | 
         | You saved me that click.
        
           | cdelsolar wrote:
           | What is mistral
        
             | littlestymaar wrote:
             | French LLM company, founded by former meta engineer + a
             | former French minister for good political leverage, they
             | made the news after they raised EUR105M on a slide deck
             | last June. They are quite close to the state of the art in
             | terms of LLMs, both closed and open weights.
        
               | mistrial9 wrote:
               | somehow the BLOOM model was designed and implemented in
               | France quite a long time ago (in LLM years).. so there is
               | an informed crowd making leadership allocations..
        
           | throwaway4220 wrote:
           | Does clickbait still work? I feel like I am savvy to it but
           | maybe it's an illusion ha
        
             | chuckadams wrote:
             | I clicked to see if it was Mistral, so yep, it works.
        
           | OJFord wrote:
           | I don't think it is in this case, it's just expecting that
           | the reader hasn't heard of Datakalab and that the interesting
           | thing is Apple and speculating about what they want with
           | whatever they buy.
        
         | KingOfCoders wrote:
         | 1. I read the comments first
         | 
         | 2. I was wondering if it was Mistral
        
         | bratwurst3000 wrote:
         | Thanks. That was my question
        
       | yoh2292 wrote:
       | So do we know how much it cost
        
       | nennes wrote:
       | Mandatory IT crowd reference:
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsP_2IGx1aU
        
       | bratwurst3000 wrote:
       | Does this mean Siri can soon do more than setting a timer ? ...
       | even that doesn't work sometimes
        
         | HarHarVeryFunny wrote:
         | Probably not, since this seems to be about on-device computer
         | vision.
         | 
         | Maybe Siri will be able to see that users are pissed off at it
         | though?
        
       | JacobiX wrote:
       | One interesting coincidence is that the CEO worked previously at
       | a startup that was also acquired by Apple (Emotient)
        
         | seydor wrote:
         | correlation implies causation
        
         | boringg wrote:
         | Second time makes the process a lot easier!
        
           | zitterbewegung wrote:
           | Less training and culture fit.
        
             | BonoboIO wrote:
             | You know the guys, you speak the same language and
             | everybody likes money. Perfect fit.
        
         | gcervantes wrote:
         | Interesting. 2 times acquired haha.
        
         | TeMPOraL wrote:
         | Harbinger of Applocalypse?
         | 
         | (For customers; I have no doubt investors and the core team are
         | happy.)
        
         | paxys wrote:
         | Coincidence or the fact that he already had the insider
         | connections to make the second deal happen?
        
       | Raed667 wrote:
       | 11 employees on Linkedin
        
       | martinlexow wrote:
       | From a developers perspective, Apple's computer vision frameworks
       | are already top-notch. I'm wondering how AI could further enhance
       | the experience on the Apple Vision Pro. The greatest deficiency
       | seems to me currently to lie in ideas for how this technology can
       | be used sensibly.
        
         | figassis wrote:
         | Jarvis OS?
        
         | roody15 wrote:
         | Apple Vision Pro in its current state almost looks like a
         | parody of future tech. Heavy.. bulky ... limited battery...
         | limited peripheral vision. Just watch YouTube videos of people
         | using the device. So far version 1.0 is a swing and a miss in
         | my book.
        
           | macintux wrote:
           | If you consider it a development kit (albeit a very expensive
           | one) it makes more sense.
           | 
           | Just like the first iPhone wasn't practical for everyone,
           | this will require a few more generations.
           | 
           | (Although I suspect it's never going to be useful for me,
           | with my weird prescription.)
        
           | jackstraw14 wrote:
           | True, but it seems more like it's placing a bet in the VR
           | space like the first iPhone did. No one wanted iPhone v1
           | forever, and so I think the next few versions of the Vision
           | Pro will be pretty interesting if this is the starting point.
           | It also raises the bar of expectation for other VR/AR
           | headsets. Seems like a net benefit for an area of tech that
           | has been pretty stagnant for a while.
        
             | cm2187 wrote:
             | iphone 1 was way better than any of the alternatives at the
             | time. Probably a better analogy were the bulky portable
             | phones of the early 90s, which ultimately became
             | smartphones, but after two decades!
        
               | jackstraw14 wrote:
               | Well, my point was that the first iPhone set a standard
               | for smartphones that wasn't there before. After iPhone
               | v1, people knew that "apps" were how things were going to
               | be packaged and sold in the App Store and other app
               | stores. It was better than anything else at the time like
               | the Vision Pro seems to be also.
        
               | threeseed wrote:
               | Vision Pro is way way better than the alternatives.
               | 
               | And the original iPhone was almost unusably slow and
               | really didn't do much.
               | 
               | Waiting half a minute for NYT to load and then seeing
               | constant checkerboards got old very quickly.
        
           | axoltl wrote:
           | I use my Vision Pro every single day. I love sitting in my
           | yard in the sun with my Mac mirrored in the center, a music
           | player hanging out on my left, a web browser with
           | documentation on the right. Using the double loop strap I
           | don't even notice I'm wearing it after a few minutes and I
           | treat the battery more as a UPS than something to run off of
           | except for when I go make myself coffee and play a game or
           | watch a video while doing so.
           | 
           | Having used other VR headsets (like the Valve Index) the
           | Vision Pro is clearly leaps and bounds ahead of the
           | competition, not just in hardware but software as well. After
           | using the index for a bit everything would always feel a bit
           | "weird" after taking the headset off. I don't get that at all
           | with the Vision Pro.
           | 
           | I can't wait for VisionOS 2.0 to deliver a closer macOS
           | integration (being able to give individual macOS applications
           | their own windows (a la VMWare Fusion), and use eye tracking
           | as the cursor) but even the current version is - for my
           | specific use case - an absolute game changer.
        
         | baxtr wrote:
         | Can you elaborate on the "sensible" part? Do you not see
         | applications for it or do you believe the applications are
         | dangerous or not useful.
        
       | esafak wrote:
       | Never heard of them. Anything particularly interesting about this
       | acquisition; they do many?
        
       | xyst wrote:
       | The death of a company is when it's acquired by
       | Google/Microsoft/Apple. Founders get the golden parachute,
       | investors get their 100X exit.
       | 
       | Whoever is left after the acquisition is left to babysit the
       | dinosaurs. Maybe leadership decides to shelve the IP, kill the
       | project and any active development. Move promising assets to
       | other teams or transfer them as backfill.
       | 
       | After dust settles. The "dead weight" is killed off.
        
         | esafak wrote:
         | Are WhatsApp, Yoube, and Instagram dead? All acquisitions.
         | 
         | Consider also that many companies would never be started if
         | their founders had no option of selling them.
        
       | 2genders17675 wrote:
       | hi are u lonely want ai gf?? https://discord.gg/elyza
       | bjFwtMYdeisTbTDOB
        
       | SEXMCNIGGA38845 wrote:
       | Are you lonely? Do u want an AI girlfriend?
       | https://discord.gg/elyza AKWKJOEvFOorRpgku
        
       | 2genders40188 wrote:
       | Are you lonely? Do u want an AI girlfriend?
       | https://discord.gg/elyza IuThcWCVmFJOLqBwT
        
       | 2genders15884 wrote:
       | Are you lonely? Do u want an AI girlfriend?
       | https://discord.gg/elyza msHvnrKZUiXcgiabn
        
       | 2genders39397 wrote:
       | Are you lonely? Do u want an AI girlfriend?
       | https://discord.gg/elyza fsxzVkbMCmJSfiOvY
        
       | 2genders45554 wrote:
       | hi are u lonely want ai gf?? https://discord.gg/candyai
       | PgpLlFjimdGKOqhmd
        
       | 2genders45275 wrote:
       | hi are u lonely want ai gf?? https://discord.gg/elyza -- FOLLOW
       | THE HOMIE https://twitter.com/hashimthearab VnQTokdgdcjGIkxkf
        
       | 2genders40400 wrote:
       | hi are u lonely want ai gf?? https://discord.gg/candyai
       | SLqVeJDLJPoPrWEND
        
       | 2genders31499 wrote:
       | hi are u lonely want ai gf?? https://discord.gg/candyai
       | HHOMqEyyWLatMgliD
        
       | 2genders1516 wrote:
       | hi are u lonely want ai gf?? https://discord.gg/candyai
       | iBXysGjimfbmDvrxa
        
       | 2genders22942 wrote:
       | hi are u lonely want ai gf?? https://discord.gg/elyza
       | kSERfvejgCrcOzfsP
        
       | 2genders11771 wrote:
       | Are you lonely? Do u want an AI girlfriend?
       | https://discord.gg/candyai ezsoYbkdHmdALvTNW
        
       | 2genders23029 wrote:
       | hi are u lonely want ai gf?? https://discord.gg/candyai
       | YlfYhkLQBNsjZNKqU
        
       | 2genders9902 wrote:
       | Are you lonely? Do u want an AI girlfriend?
       | https://discord.gg/candyai NvdyJbJftXozowqFN
        
       | 2genders14968 wrote:
       | hi are u lonely want ai gf?? https://discord.gg/elyza -- FOLLOW
       | THE HOMIE https://twitter.com/hashimthearab grqCpTEorvWbFaIbO
        
       | 2genders24636 wrote:
       | Are you lonely? Do u want an AI girlfriend?
       | https://discord.gg/elyza -- FOLLOW THE HOMIE
       | https://twitter.com/hashimthearab dywkXwVNnhipswcvV
        
       ___________________________________________________________________
       (page generated 2024-04-22 23:01 UTC)