[HN Gopher] The 'blem wit' error messages: Things get terse (2008)
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       The 'blem wit' error messages: Things get terse (2008)
        
       Author : susam
       Score  : 56 points
       Date   : 2024-04-20 08:58 UTC (2 days ago)
        
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 (TXT) w3m dump (www.theregister.com)
        
       | cpeterso wrote:
       | > There was a bug in some versions of the Novell redirector shell
       | (NET5.COM) that was a TSR (Terminate and Stay Resident) program
       | that ran under DOS. ... the very problem that triggered the error
       | message had the unfortunate side effect of screwing up the
       | ability of DOS to write to the screen. So only a part of the
       | error message was actually written to the screen. What was that
       | error message?                 "There is a problem with the
       | Memory Control Block for the shell"                      ^^^^^^^^
       | blem wit
        
       | tetha wrote:
       | This reminds me of a fun bug from back in the day in university,
       | implementing an experimental stream-based language. The out-of-
       | memory errors were very disconnected, because they occured in the
       | VM - comparing it to the JVM, but without a real connection to
       | the user code in the VM.
       | 
       | So they trapped the memory errors and put out the current upper-
       | code level state of the VM to make it somewhat more debuggeable
       | if the VM ran out of memory. Wonderful new feature to users, as
       | now you had a clue where your code messed up and the VM failed.
       | Very happy users.
       | 
       | Except, eventually someone accidentally added a memory allocation
       | to the error reporting about memory exhaustion. Suddenly things
       | just stopped doing useful stuff, hogged a core and didn't do
       | anything else. Great fun.
        
       | kps wrote:
       | values of b will give rise to dom!
        
         | 082349872349872 wrote:
         | > _?_ --KLT
        
         | genpfault wrote:
         | https://www.bell-labs.com/usr/dmr/www/odd.html
        
           | Sniffnoy wrote:
           | Hm, the text file link in there is broken (both because the
           | link itself is incorrectly formatted and because the file it
           | was supposed to is gone anyway), but the Wayback Machine has
           | it at https://web.archive.org/web/20160323001023/https://tmk.
           | com/f...
        
       | AstroJetson wrote:
       | From early Sperry days "BTFOOM" it was the last effort in the OS
       | error system, printing this then halt. Beats The Fxxk Out Of Me,
       | was the official wording.
        
       | niccl wrote:
       | After getting really frustrated with the syntax of the command
       | line of a telephone exchange, entering, in frustration, 'sod off'
       | got the response 'SOD is not on'.
        
       | Doctor_Fegg wrote:
       | "Silly"
       | 
       | https://www.bbcbasic.co.uk/bbcbasic/manual/annexc.html#silly
        
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