[HN Gopher] Why are there so many beetle species?
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       Why are there so many beetle species?
        
       Author : PaulHoule
       Score  : 38 points
       Date   : 2024-04-19 15:10 UTC (7 hours ago)
        
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       | anotherhue wrote:
       | An old question                 There is a story, possibly
       | apocryphal, of the distinguished British biologist,       J.B.S.
       | Haldane, who found himself in the company of a group of
       | theologians. On       being asked what one could conclude as to
       | the nature of the Creator from a       study of his creation,
       | Haldane is said to have answered, "An inordinate       fondness
       | for beetles."
        
         | MichaelZuo wrote:
         | I wonder how the theologians responded...
        
           | gweinberg wrote:
           | Almost certainly never really happened. Haldane wasn't shy
           | about his atheism.
        
             | ethbr1 wrote:
             | I mean, it is the sort of barb a witty atheist might
             | respond with in the company of theologians.
        
           | olddustytrail wrote:
           | They probably laughed and enjoyed the meal
        
       | xnx wrote:
       | Not sure how the article doesn't include this quote from British
       | evolutionary biologist and geneticist J.B.S. Haldane: "If a god
       | or divine being had created all living organisms on Earth, then
       | that creator must have an inordinate fondness for beetles."
        
       | bee_rider wrote:
       | Beetles are like the MVP of species (minimum viable, not most
       | valuable). Some superstructure (which can often double as armor)
       | plus food storage. Even crabs are extravagant next to a beetle:
       | crab takes that recipe and adds on attack capabilities, which are
       | sometimes wasteful (crabs attacking humans are wasting their time
       | for example).
       | 
       | Life: beetles, plus extra features which must be justified.
        
         | the_af wrote:
         | Don't some beetles also have complex attack capabilities,
         | sometimes even biochemical attacks, and don't they also
         | sometimes attack humans?
         | 
         | I never read the opinion that beetles were simple in the "MVP"
         | sense of the word. I think they can be quite complex life
         | forms.
        
           | bee_rider wrote:
           | Compared to the mammal template, beetles don't have to do
           | satisfy as many requirements (no temperature regulation,
           | simple brains, etc). So they can have complicated biochemical
           | attacks because they have a solid foundation, easy to build
           | on.
           | 
           | It is definitely possible I haven't thought this out very
           | well.
        
             | the_af wrote:
             | Well, yes, but this describes plenty of other organisms
             | that are neither mammals nor beetles.
        
           | datadrivenangel wrote:
           | Bombardier beetles shoot boiling chemicals at their enemies!
           | 100 degree Celsius eye/respiratory irritants.
           | 
           | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombardier_beetle
        
           | mixmastamyk wrote:
           | Those are plugins you're describing.
        
         | COGlory wrote:
         | I would suggest that a clam or a worm or sponge is a minimum
         | viable animal.
        
           | bee_rider wrote:
           | Good point.
           | 
           | I'd like to suggest the swap of oyster in the place of clam,
           | because oysters are less mobile than clams.
           | 
           | This leads to a funny observation: for some reason I think a
           | worm and an oyster are obviously animals, like if you were a
           | caveman with no notion of genetics or the tree of life and
           | you came across either, I suspect you'd think "this thing is
           | obviously some kind of animal." But a sponge is not so
           | obvious, I think, to our hypothetical caveman. I could
           | believe a sponge is a weird plant.
           | 
           | I think you need at least one distinguishing feature beyond
           | the minimal to become obviously an animal, for some reason.
        
             | COGlory wrote:
             | I can see that. Without knowledge of cellular level
             | biology, sponges appear to be plants or fungi.
        
         | fullstop wrote:
         | Obligatory XKCD: https://xkcd.com/2314/
        
         | Scarblac wrote:
         | Many beetles are predators, and they can fly. And they also go
         | through metamorphosis. Not simple at all.
        
         | mc_maurer wrote:
         | There are tons of other insect groups that could be very easily
         | described as similarly "minimum viable" that don't have nearly
         | the diversity. Abundance of some group doesn't necessarily
         | correlate with the speciation within that group. Ants are an
         | exceptionally successful type of insect with orders of
         | magnitude fewer described species.
        
         | enriquto wrote:
         | > Beetles are like the MVP of species (minimum viable, not most
         | valuable).
         | 
         | Dude... There are water beetles that live underwater, but do
         | also fly and walk. This is not "mininum viable" in any sense of
         | the term. Just because they have smaller brains and less
         | developed immune systems does not mean that they are millions
         | of years beyond mammals in fantastic specialization!
        
         | onion2k wrote:
         | _crabs attacking humans are wasting their time for example_
         | 
         | Maybe they enjoy it.
        
       | roomey wrote:
       | Surely someone will mention the Last Continent by Terry
       | Pratchett!
        
         | Loughla wrote:
         | I do not remember the beetle reference in that one.
        
           | Terr_ wrote:
           | There was a God of Evolution on Mono Island, where the
           | biology quickly adapted to the wizardly visitors. Ponder
           | Stibbons was especially impressed by the methodical logic,
           | until he realized the god's main obsession was cockroaches,
           | all "higher" life was incidental.
        
             | Loughla wrote:
             | I'll have to re-read that series again. I have completely
             | written that out of my memory!
        
             | Scarblac wrote:
             | Surely that's a reference to the biologist mentioned in
             | another comment, who said God had "an inordinate fondness
             | of beetles".
             | 
             | Pratchetts's books are full of that kind of reference.
        
               | DonaldFisk wrote:
               | Cockroaches aren't beetles.
        
               | Terr_ wrote:
               | True, my summary was inaccurate, I don't think Pratchett
               | specifically mentioned cockroaches as any of the-insects-
               | in-question.
        
               | roomey wrote:
               | The god was obsessed with making different beetles.
               | 
               | But then he was talking about the "pinnical" of life and
               | evolution. Ponder thought he meant humans, capable of
               | mastering their world.
               | 
               | Then he looked down and saw the leg twitch...
        
             | Terr_ wrote:
             | Self-reply to add quotes, 'cuz Pratchett is worth quoting.
             | 
             | _________
             | 
             | > The little god's hands twitched. 'I don't know, I do try
             | to diversify, but sometimes it's so difficult...'
             | 
             | > Suddenly he ran across the crowded cave towards a huge
             | pair of doors at the far end, and flung them open. 'I'm
             | sorry, but I just have to do one,' said the god. 'They calm
             | me down, you know.' Ponder caught up. The cave beyond the
             | doors was bigger than this one, and brilliantly lit. The
             | air was full of small, bright things, hovering in their
             | millions like beads on invisible strings.
             | 
             | > 'Beetles?' said Ponder.
             | 
             | > There's nothing like a beetle when you're feeling
             | depressed!' said the god. He'd stopped by a large metal
             | desk and was feverishly opening drawers and pulling out
             | boxes. 'Can you pass me that box of antennae? It's just on
             | the shelf there. Oh yes, you can't beat a beetle when
             | you're feeling down. Sometimes I think it's what it's all
             | about, you know.'
             | 
             | > 'What all?' said Ponder.
             | 
             | > The god swept an arm in an expansive gesture.
             | 'Everything,' he said cheerfully. 'The whole thing. Trees,
             | grass, flowers... What did you think it was all for?'
             | 
             | > 'Well, I didn't think it was for beetles,' said Ponder.
             | 'What about, well, what about the elephant, for a start?'
             | 
             | > The god already had a half-finished beetle in one hand.
             | It was green. 'Dung,' he said triumphantly.
             | 
             | _________
             | 
             | > 'Apes? Oh, very amusing, certainly, and obviously the
             | beetles have to have something to entertain them, but . .
             | .' The god looked at him, and a celestial penny seemed to
             | drop. 'Oh dear, you don't think _they 're_ the purpose of
             | the whole business, do you?'
             | 
             | > 'I'd rather assumed--'
             | 
             | > 'Dear me, the purpose of the whole business, you see, is
             | in fact to be the whole business. Although,' he sniffed,
             | 'if we can do it all with beetles I shan't complain.'
             | 
             | > 'But surely the purpose of-- I mean, wouldn't it be nice
             | if you ended up with some creature that started to think
             | about the universe--?'
             | 
             | > 'Good gravy, I don't want anything poking around!' said
             | the god testily. 'There's enough patches and stitches in it
             | as it is without some clever devil trying to find more, I
             | can assure you. No, the gods on the mainland have got that
             | right at least. Intelligence is like legs - too many and
             | you trip yourself up. Six is about the right number, in my
             | view.'
        
           | knodi123 wrote:
           | * No head, when screwed on to a body, ought to make sound
           | like a cork being pushed into a bottle, but the beetle's did
           | in the hands of the god.
           | 
           | * And in that moment he knew that, despite the apparent
           | beetle fixation, here was where he'd always wanted to be, at
           | the cutting edge of the envelope in the fast lane of the
           | state of the art.
        
           | eigenket wrote:
           | They meet the god of evolution, he is completely obsessed
           | with beetles.
        
         | choeger wrote:
         | Came here for that comment.
        
       | usrusr wrote:
       | Armchair evolutionist suggestion: because there must be something
       | in the code that makes them better than other species at being
       | picky mating? Or particularly susceptible for breaking
       | compatibility in terms of _successful_ mating?
        
         | mc_maurer wrote:
         | I think this is much closer than the "they're a very good blank
         | slate". There are plenty of exceptionally successful groups of
         | organisms with far less diversity. The point is not how
         | successful beetles are, it's how differentiated they are.
         | Something about their ability to occupy niches that promote
         | isolation and therefore speciation has to be involved.
        
           | LordDragonfang wrote:
           | The article mentioned that they diversified early due to the
           | diversification of the first flowering plants, so re-
           | radiating into each others' niches over the following hundred
           | million years could certainly help that while keeping species
           | distinct.
        
         | ethbr1 wrote:
         | TIL: some beetles have _species-specific_ genitalia
         | 
         | I suppose that helps with species longevity.
        
       | bombcar wrote:
       | Today I learned that elytra is not just wings in Minecraft.
        
       | darkwizard42 wrote:
       | Meta comment: I really like submissions like this which share
       | great knowledge from a totally different field and spur
       | inspiration and discussion. I learn a lot and also find comments
       | like bee_rider's (current) top comment to be relevant to tech
       | work.
        
       | Xadith wrote:
       | Note: The article shares a common misconception about beetle
       | anatomy, that the thorax is short and only has one pair of legs.
       | Like all other insects, beetles thoraxes have three pairs of
       | legs. It's just that their abdomen is shorter than it appears.
       | 
       | See this video from Clint's Reptiles for the explanation:
       | https://youtu.be/-aV78eNbdTU?si=DCe3ZUx8C6IKlXJe&t=978
        
         | happypumpkin wrote:
         | iirc in one of his videos (maybe that one) he also spends a lot
         | of time discussing how because of their elytra they can have
         | flight, without the downside of always-vulnerable wings like
         | most (all?) other flying animals. I was surprised the article
         | didn't go into more detail on that point.
        
       | mc_maurer wrote:
       | Lots of beetles, but almost certainly even more wasps! Parasitoid
       | wasps attack pretty much every known insect species, even other
       | parasitoid wasps. If there's not a known parasitoid for a given
       | insect species, you usually just haven't looked hard enough.
       | Given that parasitoids tend to be specialists, attacking one or
       | only a few other species, the math works out to there being more
       | parasitoids than anything else around. Great paper on the topic
       | here:
       | https://bmcecol.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/s12898-01...
        
         | 082349872349872 wrote:
         | _Anything_ else? The prokaryotes would like to have a word...
        
       | bena wrote:
       | I think it's interesting as there is a common beetle ancestor.
       | 
       | Usually, when we find something like this, the answer is because
       | "taxonomy is more art than science". Like trees or fish. Both
       | exist all over their respective branches of the evolutionary
       | tree. You have fish species that do not have a common ancestor
       | that does not also include "not fish".
       | 
       | Same with trees. Two "trees" can exist in groups with "not trees"
       | 
       | Although, I guess the picture could also be incomplete. It could
       | just be showing the beetle lineage and not anything else that may
       | branch from those branches.
       | 
       | In which case, this could be another case of cancerification. As
       | much as nature loves a crab, it loves to start from a beetle.
        
       | ethbr1 wrote:
       | >> _Why are there so many beetle species?_
       | 
       | Because beetles are randy little buggers... yeah, baby. [0]
       | 
       | (It also helps when both your size and food source(s) let you
       | survive extinction events easier than those silly mega-
       | fauna/flora)
       | 
       | [0] https://www.google.com/search?q=beetle+mating&tbm=isch
        
       | codelobe wrote:
       | Maybe the Sumerian or (blue-skinned) Vedic Gods saw some giant
       | sentient machine life, and went out of their way to honor these
       | "Angels" with many eyes and huge wings by creating what we call
       | insects (in addition to Humans [Hanuman's ilk]).
       | 
       | When you transcend the physical form into a body of energy (hint:
       | OR=constructive, XOR=deconstructive, NOT=XOR(k,1), NOT( OR(j,k)
       | )=NOR(j,k), NOR=Functionally Complete, ergo EMF or even sound can
       | be Turing Complete), then as an energy body you may want to
       | interact with physical forms again w/o ionizing them; So you'll
       | create (sentient) machinations that can do tasks. Because your
       | design parameters include survivability across large thermal and
       | pressure gradients you'll [re]discover giant robotic beetle
       | design.
       | 
       | If you'll excuse me, I've got to tend a Kephri (beetle of
       | remanifestation) who is eagerly attempting to choose an Odin to
       | ride this 6-legged "Steed" next Ragnorok.
        
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