[HN Gopher] Scientists have traced human tail loss to a short se...
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       Scientists have traced human tail loss to a short sequence of
       genetic code
        
       Author : priyankanath
       Score  : 122 points
       Date   : 2024-03-24 05:18 UTC (17 hours ago)
        
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       | Joel_Mckay wrote:
       | Some do, but get corrective surgery as babies.
        
       | K0balt wrote:
       | They buried the lede:
       | 
       | Even if the driving mutation identified in the study could be
       | undone, "it still wouldn't bring back the tail."
       | 
       | Oh well.
        
         | Waterluvian wrote:
         | So I'm guessing this is less like, "we found the flag that
         | toggles tail production" and more "we found a chunk of code
         | that belongs to tail production"?
         | 
         | The first bit of the article sure makes it sound like this DNA
         | is what does it all.
        
           | icegreentea2 wrote:
           | The scientists believed that the extra AluY element was
           | functionally working to block out a part the TBXT gene
           | (exon6). In their mouse model, they first directly snipped
           | out exon6, and found that mice that were heterogeneous
           | wildtype TBXT and exon6 removed TBXT developed a full
           | spectrum of tail phenotypes from no tail to full length tail.
           | At this point, the statement is "These results provide
           | further evidence that the presence of TBXTDexon6 is
           | sufficient to induce tail loss".
           | 
           | They then tried to "more realistically" replicate the
           | scenario. Instead of just snipping out exon6, they tried
           | inserting in various elements into the mouse TBXT gene to
           | emulate their model of how AluY is cutting out exon6. They
           | attempted a few different methods which resulted in different
           | models that would end up with different relative amounts of
           | TBXT missing exon6 being produced. I'm having a hard time
           | tracking all their conditions and lines at this point, but
           | they seem to claim here that higher amounts of exon6 drop out
           | correspond to shorter tails.
           | 
           | They also found that they could not get any viable mice with
           | exon6 snipped from both copies of TBXT.
           | 
           | TBXT itself is a transcription factor, meaning that it
           | controls the expression of other genes. There's probably a
           | set of genes elsewhere that together make up the "tail-making
           | machinery" that TBXT heavily interacts with. In this sense,
           | TBXT 'might' be the most important single point lever, but at
           | the same time not be fully in control of the underlying
           | machine.
           | 
           | What does seem persuasive is that idea that this mutation
           | kicked off some rate of tail lose in our ancestors, which
           | then lead to some sort of selection advantage. The advantage
           | was then made more durable by accumulating additional
           | mutations to lock in the phenotype. In addition, once the
           | "tail making machinery" is inactive, we have no idea how
           | those genes might have been repurposed. I think it's in this
           | sense that the scientists say that we probably can't bring
           | tails back just by "fixing TBXT".
        
             | GordonS wrote:
             | Just wanted to say thanks for this excellent summary!
        
           | layer8 wrote:
           | Probably the difference between necessary and sufficient.
        
           | ummonk wrote:
           | We found the flag that toggled tail production, but the tail
           | production code is no longer in the codebase so turning on
           | the flag again wouldn't do anything anymore.
        
             | snovv_crash wrote:
             | The code might still be there, but there are no tests for
             | it, there have been millions of years of spaghetti code
             | refactoring in between, and there aren't even any checksums
             | on the storage to verify data integrity.
        
         | Standards1 wrote:
         | So close!
        
           | 7thaccount wrote:
           | The greatest thing on this thread is how disappointed we all
           | are for some bizarre reason lol. It would be cool to get them
           | back for better balance.
        
             | sebastiennight wrote:
             | A prehensile tail would do so much for my cooking skills...
             | the possibilities are infinite.
             | 
             | Wait - I finally found a use case for Neuralink that I can
             | cheer for!
        
               | underlipton wrote:
               | You don't necessarily even need invasive surgery to
               | control an additional limb:
               | https://spectrum.ieee.org/human-augmentation
        
         | datavirtue wrote:
         | They aren't trying hard enough,then.
        
       | FrustratedMonky wrote:
       | A tail is grabbable.
       | 
       | I'd think in primate fighting, a tail would be big negative. It
       | could be grabbed.
       | 
       | Can you imagine Chimp fights if they had tails that could be held
       | on to and the owner dragged around.
        
         | moffkalast wrote:
         | The problem might be size, lots of smaller primates have tails
         | which can be very useful as a fifth arm for holding onto
         | branches. As you get larger, tree foraging becomes less viable
         | and the tail less useful and it would need to be oversized to
         | be able to function properly.
        
           | whycome wrote:
           | This seems like one of the times I can mention that dolphins
           | and elephants have evolved prehensile penises. Sometimes
           | nature finds a way.
        
             | ndsipa_pomu wrote:
             | And tapirs
        
           | vbezhenar wrote:
           | Most of animals don't use tails as a fifth arm. My cat seems
           | to use it for extra balance. I think that humans could do
           | that as well.
        
             | OJFord wrote:
             | Most animals are less dexterous than primates anyway.
             | Humans talk about needing (or name products) a third
             | arm/hand; small monkeys and lemurs and the like swing from
             | them or use like you might imagine we would as an extra
             | limb in climbing.
        
             | nineteen999 wrote:
             | Mine used to use it to tickle my nostrils and make me
             | sneeze for its own amusement when standing or walking over
             | my lap.
        
         | amelius wrote:
         | Replace tail by arm in your comment and see what is wrong about
         | it.
        
           | feisuzhu wrote:
           | Arms are powerful but tails are not.
        
             | freddie_mercury wrote:
             | Crocodiles disagree.
        
               | dotancohen wrote:
               | Crocodiles are not primates.
        
           | mkoubaa wrote:
           | Seriously? Cost benefit. Arms have more benefit but not this
           | cost.
        
         | vbezhenar wrote:
         | I don't follow. You can grab leg and drag owner around. How's
         | tail different?
        
           | marginalia_nu wrote:
           | A leg has rigidity due to its endoskeleton, as well as strong
           | muscles with good leverage, which when conditions are right
           | gives it insane strength as it can act as a mechanical lever.
           | 
           | Since a tail does not have a rigid endoskeleton, it can not
           | act well as a lever. It's functionally a rope attached to
           | your butt. Like even if you go full kangaroo mode and make
           | the tail more muscular than the legs, making the tail rigid
           | by flexing really hard, it basically turns into an
           | inefficient leg with enormous mechanical disadvantages.
        
             | icegreentea2 wrote:
             | But the lack of ridigity also means that it's actually
             | quite hard to control someone through it.
             | 
             | If you grab someone's leg, especially near the foot/ankle,
             | you are relying on the rigidity of the joints to be able to
             | control their torso (and therefore their ability to fight
             | back). The most disadvantageous position to be in is to
             | have someone behind you, while they fully control your
             | ankle/foot. Now you can't fully turn your body to face your
             | opponent.
             | 
             | For a sufficiently flexible tail, that would not be the
             | case. Some could be behind you and control your tail near
             | the tip, and you could still fully turn into your attacker
             | with your torso.
             | 
             | This isn't to say that a tail can't become a liability.
        
               | lazide wrote:
               | We have two legs, so grabbing one is a good way to get
               | kicked in the face (or elsewhere).
               | 
               | A flexible tail doesn't have that disadvantage to the
               | grabber, especially if longer than a leg.
        
               | kjkjadksj wrote:
               | You can't land a kick when someone has your foot. Gravity
               | exists, you will immediately fall onto your butt as soon
               | as you lift the other leg.
        
               | lazide wrote:
               | On the ground is perfect for kicking them in the nuts,
               | leg/torso strikes, sweeping their legs, or various
               | control locks. It's a near ideal place to be to also get
               | your opponent on the ground. You can also get a solid
               | kick or sweep in, or throw them off balance on the way
               | down too, if you're ready for it.
               | 
               | You might find BJJ pretty interesting.
               | [https://renzogracieacademy.com/about/what-is-brazilian-
               | jiu-j...], [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0edxg2fFmw]
               | 
               | Judo teaches how to deal with it quite well too.
               | 
               | The legs are the strongest part of a human, the arms
               | don't compare at all. And fighting from the ground can be
               | VERY effective if you know what you're doing. Or don't
               | just curl up and wait to die.
               | 
               | Ideally you'd be on your feet and able to move faster of
               | course, and I wouldn't recommend against an opponent with
               | a spear or other ranged weapon - but then they wouldn't
               | be trying to grab my foot or leg anyway eh?
        
               | LorenzoGood wrote:
               | Although when striking is involved, leg locks loose much
               | of their effectiveness.
        
               | lazide wrote:
               | It's always a race to get the critical hit or lock in.
               | 
               | But unless the 'grabee' doesn't do anything, someone
               | grabbing one foot from someone is likely using both hands
               | (and most of their upper body) to attempt to control it -
               | and there is a second foot/leg out there free to cause a
               | lot of damage if they're willing.
               | 
               | It's not a 'one and done'/'game over' scenario by any
               | stretch of the imagination if the party is even a little
               | motivated.
               | 
               | Though I suspect most folks in this thread have no
               | exposure to an actual fight beyond watching a video
               | somewhere, so....
        
               | LorenzoGood wrote:
               | For me the main example of leg locks failing in MMA is
               | Ilia Toporia's knockout of Ryan Hall in the UFC.
               | 
               | Also, many powerful leg locks entries fail to succeed in
               | MMA, due to overcommitment of limbs.
        
               | lazide wrote:
               | There are also a large number of banned moves in MMA.
               | Nothing is perfect. Grabbing someones foot/leg isn't a
               | one and done deal, either way, because we do actually
               | have two and they're pretty powerful.
        
               | datameta wrote:
               | Coming from a stand-up striking Muay Thai perspective the
               | only low risk way to grab a leg is intercepting a kick.
               | You are then out of range of their upper body attacks and
               | have total leverage physically and tactically. At that
               | point unless the fighter whose leg is grabbed is
               | extremely experienced in keeping a one foot balance by
               | avoiding sweeps (ignoring the fact that one can bring the
               | fight to the ground in MMA or BJJ etc - which imo is not
               | preferable in a street fight) they're in a supremely
               | disadvantaged position and at the will of the grabber. In
               | a tournament, though, these situations usually resolve
               | very quickly one way way or the other.
        
               | icegreentea2 wrote:
               | Right, but if we're seriously talking about the
               | liabilities that having a tail has in a fight, then
               | presumably most of the scenarios would involve attacking
               | from behind. Remember also that this would be mostly
               | quadraped animals too. Legs would have been strong, but
               | likely still arboreally adapted, so a relatively strong
               | upper body as well.
               | 
               | In such a scenario, you'd probably attack from behind
               | from a bit of an angle to force strikes from the other
               | leg to be severely cross body.
               | 
               | My original point was not that attacking the leg was
               | easy, my point is that a flexible tail doesn't give you
               | much leverage and control and may not be as much of a
               | liability as you think, since if you could access the
               | tail anyways, you probably also had their back.
        
           | Macha wrote:
           | Legs have a lot more muscle to allow the owner to resist,
           | along with the downward weight of the body somewhat adding to
           | stability?
        
         | t-3 wrote:
         | Hair is much worse in that regard, as the tail would be
         | positioned too low to practically grab (it would asking for a
         | knee to the face or punches to the back of the head or spine if
         | you tried). I think the driver is more likely to be bipedality.
         | A tail doesn't provide a lot of benefit for balance or rearside
         | whisker utility when moving on two legs, and would interfere
         | with sitting and lying postures. I think humans are probably
         | too large for practical prehensile tails too.
        
           | ohyes wrote:
           | > I think humans are probably too large for practical
           | prehensile tails too.
           | 
           | There's only one way to find out! Who wants to join my
           | 'prehensile tails for humans' (and other great apes with
           | cash) startup?
           | 
           | Capitalism, wow!
        
           | thaumasiotes wrote:
           | > I think the driver is more likely to be bipedality.
           | 
           | Given that the tail was lost before the development of
           | bipedality, how could this possibly be the case?
        
         | didgetmaster wrote:
         | The NFL would definitely have to come up with a rule about
         | grabbing the tail of an opposing player.
        
       | bilsbie wrote:
       | If we did have rails do you think we would cover it up or keep it
       | out like our hands?
        
         | nutrie wrote:
         | Not sure about rails, but I'd definitely mount an umbrella on
         | my tail, just in case it rains.
        
         | Razengan wrote:
         | Imagine the fashion accessories!
         | 
         | (and sexual kinks)
        
       | DonHopkins wrote:
       | My favorite "Scan Scene" from The Congress (Ari Folman's film
       | based on Stanislaw Lem's novel "The Futurological Congress"), in
       | which Harvey Keitel's character "Al" tells Robin Wright's
       | character "Robin" the twisted tail of "Joey Fairytail"...
       | 
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPAl5GwvdY8
        
         | tomtomistaken wrote:
         | I love the book!
        
           | DonHopkins wrote:
           | "The Congress" is to "The Futurological Congress" is to
           | Stanislaw Lem like "Blade Runner" is to "Do Androids Dream of
           | Electric Sheep" is to Philip K Dick.
           | 
           | Both great movies loosely based on both great but very
           | different books by great authors, each with something unique
           | and deep and important to say, that all stand on their own
           | and are worth knowing.
        
             | usrusr wrote:
             | Wait until you've seen the Ijon Tichy miniseries. It's .. a
             | different approach.
        
       | 29athrowaway wrote:
       | Monkeys have tails to swing and walk in trees.
        
         | ndsipa_pomu wrote:
         | Yet there's plenty of animals that have tails and don't spend
         | time in trees, such as dogs, horses and cows.
        
           | dboreham wrote:
           | The tail seems like vestigial anatomy (originally useful in
           | fish) that has three possible states in mammals: 1.
           | Repurposed for a new function (tree swinging, signals) 2. Not
           | much used but still in the repo (mice) 3. Garbage collected
           | (apes).
        
             | ndsipa_pomu wrote:
             | I'm curious about the "garbage collected" theory as there
             | doesn't seem like a lot of selection pressure to remove
             | tails simply due to them not being useful and consuming
             | energy to grow. The appendix is a far more likely candidate
             | for garbage collection as it has no obvious function and
             | can easily cause death if it bursts.
             | 
             | I suspect that there's another reason that apes lost their
             | tails - most likely related to walking on two feet.
             | 
             | Edit: According to this study
             | (https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6417348/),
             | the tailed chap had difficulty/pain when sitting and during
             | other activites
        
               | wizzwizz4 wrote:
               | > _The appendix is a far more likely candidate for
               | garbage collection as it has no obvious function_
               | 
               | Preserving the gut microbiome through diarrhoea and
               | vomiting.
        
             | dTal wrote:
             | Tails are extremely useful to mice, especially for balance
             | and climbing:
             | https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/apr/30/why--
             | mi...
             | 
             | Be careful with assuming functionlessness, in general.
             | Evolution does not like spending energy on sticky-out bits
             | that are prone to injury, or good handles for predators to
             | catch, unless they provide some serious advantage.
        
             | nightfly wrote:
             | Also used to distract and confuse (deer and rabbits)
        
             | rikroots wrote:
             | Kangaroos use their tails as a fifth leg -
             | https://phys.org/news/2014-07-tale-kangaroo-tail.html
        
         | Hackbraten wrote:
         | Yet, according to TFA, apes had already lost their tail while
         | they were still tree dwellers.
        
           | blacksmith_tb wrote:
           | Presumably as primates got bigger, tails were less useful
           | (not strong enough to be prehensile appendages, and not as
           | handy for balance if you climb methodically instead of
           | carefree leaping).
        
       | pfdietz wrote:
       | It takes metabolic resources to grow a tail. If the benefit was
       | less than the cost, mutations that prevented the tail from
       | growing were selected for.
        
         | ekaryotic wrote:
         | And they're unhygenic. Sheep farmers for instance routinely cut
         | the tails of their flock because it is difficult to shear and
         | becomes a breeding ground for blowfly larvae. That said, i saw
         | a movie called Shallow Hal(2001) which had a scene in which a
         | man was shown to have a tail. Now it may have been cgi, but it
         | made me think that there must be a minority of humans with that
         | mutation.
        
       | ginko wrote:
       | Why does the article mainly focus on the great apes? All apes,
       | including gibbons lost their tails.
        
         | anamexis wrote:
         | Presumably because humans are great apes.
        
         | guerrilla wrote:
         | I feel like people don't focus on gibbons enough in general.
         | It's all great apes and monkeys all the time.
        
           | Gibbon1 wrote:
           | I agree with this 100 percent
        
         | samatman wrote:
         | The actual article in Nature points out that there have been
         | independent tail-loss events in non-hominoid monkeys. Which
         | makes it all the more frustrating that gibbons aren't mentioned
         | anywhere. Given when they identify the mutation as having
         | occurred, we can tentatively conclude that gibbons lack a tail
         | for the same reason other apes do: 25 million years for the
         | mutation, and 16.8 million years for the divergence of gibbons
         | from the great apes.
        
       | sschueller wrote:
       | How long until humans have an actual "shelve" (indentation) on
       | their pinkie at birth to rest their phone on?
        
         | lbotos wrote:
         | a long time? You probably need at least 7-9 generations to
         | select "strong pinky shelf" as desirable and I'm not sure any
         | culture is yet?
        
           | coldtea wrote:
           | > _You probably need at least 7-9 generations to select
           | "strong pinky shelf" as desirable_
           | 
           | It not only has to be convenient, but also to be sexually
           | selected (partners with that seen as more attractive) or
           | helping with survivability (partners with that live longer
           | and get to reproduce more), which ain't really applicable
           | anyway.
           | 
           | Which is the reason we don't have traits for any other minor
           | "convenience" attribute either, but instead for long standing
           | evolutionary benefits.
        
             | msm_ wrote:
             | Even in case something helps with survivability, the
             | benefit must be strong enough to be selected for. Even
             | today people are dying because of appendicitis, can't
             | imagine the death rate in the pre-modern era.
        
             | jeromegv wrote:
             | It's fascinating that most people don't get that about
             | evolution. It needs to be a matter of life and death, if it
             | doesn't, then it has no impact.
        
               | ndsipa_pomu wrote:
               | Surely it's more to do with the chances of raising viable
               | offspring. A change that makes a person more desirable to
               | the opposite sex is very likely to be selected for even
               | if it makes the person more likely to die in their 50s.
        
               | lazide wrote:
               | 'It's complicated'.
               | 
               | Blue eyes, for example.
        
               | ndsipa_pomu wrote:
               | Don't blue eyes support the "sexual selection" over "life
               | or death" view of evolution though? Blue eyes don't
               | provide any benefits to the owner other than possible
               | sexual selection and surprisingly, they evolved before
               | fair skin (which does provide a benefit for people in
               | northern latitudes to produce enough vitamin D).
        
               | coldtea wrote:
               | > _Don 't blue eyes support the "sexual selection" over
               | "life or death" view of evolution though?_
               | 
               | Is it a choice? Evolution has both "life and death" and
               | "sexual selection" aspects.
               | 
               | And "sexual selection" itself is tied to "life and death"
               | - it just concerns the life and death (or rather:
               | existence or non-existence) of the offspring and not the
               | person.
               | 
               | So, in any case, it has to be big enough to affect
               | whether the person gets an advantage in living more
               | themselves, or gets an advantage for having children come
               | to life.
        
               | ndsipa_pomu wrote:
               | Well yes, it's both.
               | 
               | I was replying to jeromegv's earlier comment of:
               | 
               | > It's fascinating that most people don't get that about
               | evolution. It needs to be a matter of life and death, if
               | it doesn't, then it has no impact.
        
               | lazide wrote:
               | I'd even generalize it to 'it's about passing on ones
               | genes'.
               | 
               | Death before one has had a chance to do so (or before any
               | necessary utility towards one's offspring has passed) is
               | evolutionarily 'bad'.
               | 
               | Things that help reproduction and success for one's
               | offspring? Evolutionarily 'good'.
               | 
               | The tricky part is that a large portion of ANY human
               | population is, near as I can tell, 'excess'/'hedging'
               | population, and so will be 'doing poorly' in any given
               | set of circumstances. Think of it as 'build time
               | attribute randomization' when there is a random situation
               | picked that people couldn't predict in advance.
               | 
               | That means that population wide, when circumstances
               | change, the portion that is doing poorly vs doing very
               | well can shift appropriately so the overall population
               | survives. It is quite expensive, but seems necessary for
               | us to have survived so long overall with the sheer number
               | of apocalypses we know of (from plagues to invading
               | armies), and the undoubtably countless ones we have
               | forgotten.
               | 
               | This is true of any group or subgroup.
        
               | ekaryotic wrote:
               | blue eyes have better night vision. video related
               | 
               | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgAIWpVSAM8
        
               | ndsipa_pomu wrote:
               | Thanks, I did not know that.
               | 
               | Lower chance of cataracts too.
        
         | coldtea wrote:
         | Given evolution? Thousands of years...
        
         | raincole wrote:
         | Never.
         | 
         | Actually, considering how low the birth rates in developed
         | countries are, humans would probably (very slowly) become less
         | and less suitable for modern life.
        
         | hawski wrote:
         | I would hope that phones would not remain the last point in the
         | evolution of a personal computing device in so far as to make
         | it able to steer the evolution of humans.
        
         | zare_st wrote:
         | Never. Individuals with that kind of mutation have to be born
         | per random chance, and then selected via sexual preference.
        
       | ngvrnd wrote:
       | There is no "why" -- it happened and was not selected against; it
       | may have been adaptive and that is a kind of why, I guess. I
       | think it would be better to be clear about this in science
       | communication.
        
         | Smaug123 wrote:
         | The article itself is very clear about the sense of the word
         | "why" intended here.
        
           | JBiserkov wrote:
           | Yes:
           | 
           | > But while the new study explains the "how" of tail loss in
           | humans and great apes, the "why" of it is still an open
           | question.
           | 
           | Title is still clickbait.
        
         | Hackbraten wrote:
         | The article itself states that this may be the case, or that it
         | might have had some evolutionary advantage that we're just not
         | aware of.
        
         | o-o- wrote:
         | There has to be more to it.
         | 
         | If it's not selected against, it wouldn't spread at the cost of
         | the tail gene.
         | 
         | Somehow, somewhere along the genome line, non-tailers overtook
         | tailers.
        
         | BoiledCabbage wrote:
         | > There is no "why"
         | 
         | Of course there is a why. It happend and not only was it not
         | selected against, presence of a tail was selected against.
         | Meaning it was, or came along with a beneficial adaptation.
         | That benefit is why it took over our gene pool and why we don't
         | have tails now.
        
       | tzs wrote:
       | Probably good that we lost them. Judging by photos [1] of some of
       | the rare cases of humans who were born with tails human tails
       | wouldn't be aesthetically pleasing. Although perhaps human tails
       | that are the result of something going awry might not be a good
       | indicator of what human tails would be like if we had kept them.
       | 
       | [1] https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3263034/
        
         | GordonS wrote:
         | If we'd never lost tails, probably we wouldn't find then so
         | "un-human". Also, presumably most people would have "normal"
         | (as in, the same as most others) tails, rather than like the
         | images in that article.
        
         | jezzamon wrote:
         | If we kept tails both the tails and our sense of what is
         | attractive would be under evolutionary pressures so they
         | probably would be normal to us!
        
       | whythre wrote:
       | I'm kinda glad I don't have to worry about sitting on my tail.
       | Plus we get to avoid all the wacky tail based fetishes lol
       | 
       | "He had a powerful, flexing tail, it's back and forth movement
       | slow, deliberate..."
       | 
       | "Her tail was slender and graceful, but she was unable to conceal
       | the flush of arousal..."
        
         | mock-possum wrote:
         | I mean let's not pretend this fetish doesn't already exist and
         | isn't already actively being catered to in written and visual
         | erotica.
        
           | reaperman wrote:
           | Or various types of prosthetics. This fetish isn't being
           | "avoided" at all!
        
           | Loughla wrote:
           | Exactly. Apparently OP didn't know Mew exists and has been
           | fanfictioned in a million different sex acts (fanfucktion?).
        
         | williamdclt wrote:
         | Oh no, new aspects of human sexuality to explore, what a
         | terrible thing
        
         | huytersd wrote:
         | Yes sex bad. Think of the women. I can't even begin to imagine
         | being in this pathetic neutered headspace.
        
         | _factor wrote:
         | You're getting all the furries chiming in here.
        
         | hsjsbeebue wrote:
         | Chairs would have a tail hole. Just imagine having to sleep and
         | roll over with arms in the way!
        
         | underlipton wrote:
         | My sweet, summer child~
         | 
         | I can guarantee that each of those sentences is repeated
         | verbatim somewhere on a certain website.
        
           | immibis wrote:
           | You can just Google them in quote marks, and they only appear
           | here.
        
       | tialaramex wrote:
       | If we're doing germline edits, the _obvious_ thing to fix first
       | is vitamin synthesis. There are a bunch of useful things other
       | living things synthesise from first principles, and we don 't so
       | we need to _eat_ something that has already synthesised the thing
       | we wanted, and we can 't cook or preserve it in any way that
       | destroys the material we needed or it won't work. That's what
       | scurvy is, a tree or a lizard just makes its own vitamin C, but
       | humans don't, so, if you're stuck on a ship eating preserved food
       | for months your body runs out of vitamin C and you get very sick
       | and eventually die. But synthesising vitamin C isn't hard per se,
       | it's just that the synthesis instructions can be deleted and the
       | humans are descended from an ancestor who had such a deletion, we
       | can put it back.
       | 
       | Once vitamin synthesis is back working, next up is amino acid
       | synthesis. Amino acids are the constituent parts of proteins,
       | your DNA is a bunch of instructions to fasten together a series
       | of 22 different coded amino acids to make proteins. When you eat
       | something, any proteins are broken back down into amino acids.
       | Given some amino acids you can in principle make the others, but
       | humans only make about half of them this way. As a result if your
       | protein mix is wrong you are eating amino acids, and your body
       | needs amino acids but some of them are _different_ amino acids -
       | and instead of synthesising the ones needed from spares you don
       | 't need using energy, which is abundant in most human societies,
       | you just get sick and eventually (if you don't fix your diet)
       | die. We should fix that.
        
         | ruined wrote:
         | and then, crispr cat ears
        
           | klyrs wrote:
           | Not the bombardier beetle's hydrogen peroxide cannon? I'll
           | never understand furries.
        
         | canadiantim wrote:
         | Makes you wonder why we naturally selected for ancestors who
         | didn't have the vitamin synthesis machinery. Clearly there must
         | have been some evolutionary disadvantage associated with
         | vitamin synthesis, or else as you say it's clear benefits
         | should have conferred an evolutionary advantage and still be
         | with us today.
        
           | tsimionescu wrote:
           | Not necessarily. If any early human diet that produced enough
           | calories for them to live and procreate also happened to have
           | plenty of vitamins, then synthesizing your own really didn't
           | confer any evolutionary advantage.
           | 
           | I'd also note I don't see any reason we'd want to synthesize
           | our own vitamins now. It's virtually impossible to get a
           | vitamin deficiency unless you try to eat a very restrictive
           | diet for some other reason.
        
           | smegger001 wrote:
           | There was little selection selecting against the loss it when
           | it was abundant in out ancestors diet at that particular time
           | and place. so by the time it became an issue it was already
           | missing from the gene pool and as it is easier for a mutaion
           | to break a gene than it is to gain function so its unlikely
           | to mutate back into the genome by chance.
        
         | tgbugs wrote:
         | Vitamin synthesis is one of the most pointless things to add
         | because it is something that is lost in many lineages over
         | evolutionary time. The reason is that as long as there are
         | environmental sources of a molecule the pressure to retain the
         | ability to synthesize that molecule natively is zero or even
         | negative, because the synthesis pathways for some of those
         | molecules are quite nasty. You could do it, but those people
         | would probably have increased cancer rates due to running nasty
         | biochemistry in their own cells and eventually their
         | descendants would lose the ability the synthesize it again
         | because vitamin C is naturally present in their environment
         | unless they are e.g. British sailors stuck on a boat for months
         | with a evolutionary strange diet.
        
         | Ovah wrote:
         | I'm surprised how the conversation shifted from genetics to
         | unethical germline editing of things that barely have clinical
         | relevance. The rates of scurvy in the 21th century are low and
         | definitely don't warrant super invasive editing germline cells
         | (!), changes which become hereditary. Adding vitamin synethesis
         | is super complex: it's not just a single SNP change but would
         | require a whole new enzyme system. It's a very fine line from
         | opening up a big old can of eugenics worms. Adding extra tRNAs
         | is sometimes done in microbiology but any health benefits are
         | extremely questionable. I've never before seen germline editing
         | be a proposed 'solution' to malnutrition.
        
         | ordu wrote:
         | If we are on this topic then we need to discuss a genetically
         | modified gut microbiota. We do not need to edit genetically
         | ourselves for some pityful vitamins. Microbiota could give us
         | all we want. It could enable us to digest plastic, so we could
         | eat food without removing its packaging. We could reduce
         | severity of our waste problems by digesting plastic into
         | relatively harmless poop.
        
         | teddyh wrote:
         | Maybe fix uricase production as well (eliminating gout).
        
       | larodi wrote:
       | time to bring it back then, alongside horn implants, and third
       | tit.
        
         | polishdude20 wrote:
         | I'd I'd be drinking milk, it would be out of my nostrils right
         | about now.
        
         | vba616 wrote:
         | How about a third eye?
         | 
         | "The parietal eye is found in the tuatara, most lizards, frogs,
         | salamanders, certain bony fish, sharks, and lampreys...It is
         | absent in mammals, but was present in their closest extinct
         | relatives, the therapsids"
         | 
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parietal_eye
         | 
         | You may wish to consult your pineal gland.
        
           | agumonkey wrote:
           | wings
        
             | smoyer wrote:
             | It's not all it's cracked up to be -
             | https://craphound.com/someone/Cory_Doctorow_-
             | _Someone_Comes_...
        
             | makeitdouble wrote:
             | Wings are so fascinating. Flying animals have their whole
             | body, from their brain, digestive system, down to their
             | bones internal structure and function [0] optimized for
             | flight. That's where we see species giving up flight
             | ability to get a stronger body, and I wonder what it would
             | take for us to do the reverse to be able to use these wings
             | in any way.
             | 
             | [0] https://www.montananaturalist.org/blog-post/avian-
             | adaptation...
        
             | RobotToaster wrote:
             | Would make sitting down rather uncomfortable.
        
       | manarth wrote:
       | @dang Editorialized title; original title for the CNN article is
       | "Why don't humans have tails? Scientists find answers in an
       | unlikely place"
        
       | leke wrote:
       | Makes me think of the episode of the Simpsons where Marge was
       | modified to be some kind of human feline in the episode The
       | Island of Dr. Hibbert
        
       | speedylight wrote:
       | Would be cool if we had tails, so I could wag it with my future
       | dog!
        
         | tempaccount420 wrote:
         | But imagine if your tail was hairless :/
        
           | cosmojg wrote:
           | I imagine that it could still look cool if it were
           | shaped/tapered in just the right way, maybe somewhere between
           | that of a Sphynx cat and a lizard.
        
       | bbarnett wrote:
       | Meanwhile, 140k years ago, our 3rd civilization approached our
       | current level of tech. Fashion designers, specifically a group
       | lead by Argot the Great, decided the tail made pants difficult,
       | and broke the lay of suit jackets.
       | 
       | So they hired radicals to genetically engineer a retrovirus, to
       | remove the tail. This worked, but due to unconsidered balance
       | issues, all tail devoid children lost the capability for bipedal
       | balance and therefore walking.
       | 
       | Most of these children, during their formative years spent their
       | time on all fours, and thud their hand dexterity was pitiful, and
       | society crumbled when they came of age.
       | 
       | It was another 46k years before a brain mutation emerged, re-
       | enabling bipedal balance, but by that time all traces of the old
       | civilization was lost, and thus, progress began anew.
        
         | QuantumG wrote:
         | Dehydrate!
        
       | nelsondev wrote:
       | If I had a tail, could I wave it with Kegels?
        
       | ijijijjij wrote:
       | now all we need is for the tailbone/coccyx to disappear.
        
       | joshuamcginnis wrote:
       | I believe this suggests that we could CRISPR an embryo to knock-
       | out the offending Alu element in the TBXT gene and the child will
       | develop a tail.
        
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