[HN Gopher] A helicopter and boats to perform a rare ceremony at...
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       A helicopter and boats to perform a rare ceremony at the Tower of
       London
        
       Author : zeristor
       Score  : 89 points
       Date   : 2024-03-09 12:28 UTC (10 hours ago)
        
 (HTM) web link (www.ianvisits.co.uk)
 (TXT) w3m dump (www.ianvisits.co.uk)
        
       | throw0101d wrote:
       | Some videos of previous events (no helicopters though):
       | 
       | * https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAS9j1BWGiE
       | 
       | * https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThRYOVxUTJg
       | 
       | Seems that the ceremony occurs a couple of times per year, and in
       | recent years allied navy ships also partake in it as some
       | friendly pomp:
       | 
       | * https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constable_of_the_Tower#Constab...
        
         | wdb wrote:
         | Probably not Dutch navy ships lol
        
       | poulsbohemian wrote:
       | > What was once a hated tax on mariners is now an exciting
       | ceremony performed very occasionally, usually when there's a
       | navel vessel visiting London.
       | 
       | Did I just overlook it in the article, or why is this event
       | occurring this week? Some special visitor in town?
        
         | throw0101d wrote:
         | It occurs anytime a Royal Navy ship visits London, which is
         | once or twice a year. (In recent years allied navy ships also
         | partake in the ceremony.)
        
           | yawnxyz wrote:
           | What kind of ships usually visit London / why visit (since
           | it's kind of land locked)?
        
             | seabass-labrax wrote:
             | Greenwich used to be a very important Royal Navy training
             | centre, so it is not too unsurprising in that context that
             | there might be some errands to do just a little further up
             | the Thames.
        
             | MarcusE1W wrote:
             | There is a small navy base just outside Tower Bridge. But
             | every now and then some larger Warships moor next to the
             | Belfast (am Museum ship). That's quite central already and
             | also Tower Bridge has to open for them, which is probably
             | part of the fun.
             | 
             | Sometimes a cruise ship moores there as well. It seems to
             | be popular.
        
       | ValentineC wrote:
       | I looked through the entire article, but couldn't find out _why_
       | there would be a helicopter or boats this time. Searching for the
       | ceremony on Google News didn 't yield any results either.
       | 
       | Would anyone know why?
        
         | fauigerzigerk wrote:
         | I think it's a recognition that the Royal Navy also has pilots
         | and not just sailors.
         | 
         | Also, army and navy recruitment goals haven't been met since
         | 2010. Can't hurt to put on a bit of a show!
        
           | Citizen_Lame wrote:
           | How will the show help? Army and navy recruitment has been
           | outsourced to a private company. They are not good at
           | recruiting, either intentionally or simply incompetent.
        
             | seabass-labrax wrote:
             | It could inspire people to apply of their own accord rather
             | than being approached by the armed forces recruitment (I
             | didn't know it had been outsourced; that is interesting).
             | It's a very plausible situation - a military demonstration
             | locally was very enjoyable for me, and I would absolutely
             | go again. If they were trying to recruit me, though, they
             | shot their bolt by admitting in response to my queries that
             | their encrypted radios utilised, shall we say, less than
             | ideal cyphers :)
        
               | some_random wrote:
               | Maybe they were hoping you'd join in order to fix them /s
        
               | seabass-labrax wrote:
               | Unfortunately, there was apparently no such eagerness to
               | improve the equipment. The officer who demonstrated the
               | gadget to me did not seem at all concerned that his
               | platoon had to have physical access to a radio in order
               | to revoke its encryption key! One might like to think
               | that the foe will be an officer and a gentleman, yet
               | somehow I don't think they are going to publish those
               | revocation certificates on the British Army's behalf
               | should they manage to obtain one of our radios...!
        
               | some_random wrote:
               | Wait how else would it be done? If you lose control of a
               | radio you don't revoke the key you rotate it on all the
               | radios you still control. The only reason you'd ever
               | revoke a key is for administrative reasons (like you're
               | handing the units off to someone else or something) in
               | which case you'll have physical access just fine.
        
               | seabass-labrax wrote:
               | To be specific (as best I can; this conversation was
               | about five years ago now), the radios used a form of
               | symmetric encryption. The company would have squads of
               | under ten soldiers, working covertly behind enemy lines
               | in sabotage and reconnaissance. I don't remember whether
               | the radios could communicate with each other only within
               | the squads or across their entire platoon, but the thing
               | that stood out to me was this: should a single soldier be
               | captured (they'd be in enemy territory after all), each
               | other soldier would have to _meet together in person_ to
               | reset the encryption keys.
               | 
               | It's hard to believe, but if I understood the chap at the
               | military exhibition correctly, the enemy could use a
               | captured device to listen in to every communication among
               | the squad/platoon, which would presumably make it
               | perilous for them to reconvene again in secret -
               | precisely what they would need to do in order to cycle
               | the keys.
               | 
               | If a more PKI-style mode of encryption was used instead,
               | there could be a 'dead-man switch' or emergency button on
               | the radio that would send a revocation certificate to all
               | the other soldiers' radios if one was captured, causing
               | the platoon to immediately cease encrypting their signals
               | for the compromised set.
        
               | dmurray wrote:
               | Seems like a really hard problem though. A dead-man
               | switch is likely to get triggered unintentionally if
               | you're literally in a firefight. You could improve a bit
               | with some kind of consensus protocol - "we all agree
               | these six radios have not been compromised" - but
               | coordinating that in practice seems hard, and vulnerable
               | to an enemy capturing a single radio and initiating the
               | consensus protocol.
        
               | some_random wrote:
               | In a tactical context, it's a huge ask to get intel value
               | out of a radio in a timeframe that'll be useful. On top
               | of that, compromised comms are almost certainly better
               | than no comms. Military radio comms are pretty good (at
               | least in the US), what I though OP was probably referring
               | to was P25 which is a civilian protocol with several
               | issues [1][2]
               | 
               | [1]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re9nG81Vft8
               | 
               | [2]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2se6th_6eYc
               | 
               | (I was there for Matt's 2019 talk, haven't actually
               | watched the 2024 one)
        
               | seabass-labrax wrote:
               | Very interesting; thanks for the references. I'm no
               | tactical radio expert, and can't quite remember, but I
               | _think_ the radio I 'm referring to must have been the
               | EZ-PRR[1], as that's the only similar-looking one that is
               | reportedly in use by the British Army.
               | 
               | > compromised comms are almost certainly better than no
               | comms.
               | 
               | Is this true when undercover though? As a layman, I would
               | assume it is better for each soldier to attempt to find
               | each other at first (like any other human beings, they'd
               | have their 'Schelling points'), and failing that, attempt
               | to get home safely on their own. The alternative -
               | arranging a rendezvous over a potentially compromised
               | comms method - could get them all killed or captured
               | together. Is there a flaw in my reasoning?
               | 
               | [1]:
               | https://www.cryptomuseum.com/radio/selex/ezprr/index.htm
        
               | livueta wrote:
               | Makes me wonder what exactly they were using and whether
               | they may have just been using it wrong - even plain old
               | p25 has otar:
               | https://www.motorolasolutions.com/en_xa/products/two-way-
               | rad...
        
               | dambi0 wrote:
               | Perhaps you and the officer had different perspectives on
               | the threat models under which revocation of radio
               | encryption keys might happen? Maybe there are additional
               | controls in place?
        
             | martynr wrote:
             | Could it rather be that genZ are risk averse and choose not
             | to volunteer to be shot at? Or even that they have greater
             | moral concerns than earlier generations? (No judgement on
             | that implied, complexities acknowledged)
             | 
             | That said, personally can't see how a show would be much
             | help either.
        
         | aidenn0 wrote:
         | 10 years ago they had a larger ceremony as part of the 70th
         | anniversary of the Battle of the Atlantic; perhaps this is for
         | the 80th?
        
       | koliber wrote:
       | What happens to the barrel of fine alcoholic drink after it gets
       | handed to the Constable? This article is missing the most
       | important details.
        
         | throw0101d wrote:
         | > _What happens to the barrel of fine alcoholic drink after it
         | gets handed to the Constable?_
         | 
         | It is imbibed:
         | 
         | * https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAS9j1BWGiE&t=1m44s
        
         | ttepasse wrote:
         | The Yeoman Warders - the Beefeaters - have their own
         | accommodation in the Tower's Outer Ward and they have also
         | their own pub:
         | 
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yeoman_Warders_Club
        
           | zeristor wrote:
           | They should call it The Queen's Head
        
             | allywilson wrote:
             | Why?
        
               | zeristor wrote:
               | Divorced.
               | 
               | Beheaded.
               | 
               | Died.
               | 
               | Divorced.
               | 
               | Beheaded.
               | 
               | Survived.
        
               | irrational wrote:
               | What does that mean?
        
               | JustARandomGuy wrote:
               | It is what happened to each of the wives of King Henry
               | the 8th. It's a famous rhyme intended to make it easy to
               | remember the order of what happened to them:
               | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wives_of_Henry_VIII
        
               | kemayo wrote:
               | It's a slightly-tasteless joke resting on two facts:
               | 
               | 1. The [King's / Queen's] Head is a common pub name in
               | the UK.
               | 
               | 2. Several queens have been executed by beheading at the
               | Tower of London.
        
               | azalemeth wrote:
               | 3. The word "head" in a nautical context also refers to
               | the ship's toilet.
        
               | Y-bar wrote:
               | 4. Beer head is also another name for the foam
        
       | dctoedt wrote:
       | My strong suspicion is that the sailors involved in this would
       | much rather be on liberty than having to dress up and perform
       | what amounts to a little play for the tourists. But maybe things
       | are different than they were BITD ....
        
         | seabass-labrax wrote:
         | I'd imagine that it's voluntary. The last thing you want in a
         | show for the press and tourists is a bunch of grumpy looking
         | sailors, but I also imagine there are a not insignificant
         | number of armed forces personnel who appreciate the getting in
         | the limelight now and then.
        
         | alistairSH wrote:
         | What makes you think they'd otherwise have leave?
         | 
         | All militaries do pomp and ceremony. Maybe a bit more in the
         | UK. But it's part of the job description.
        
           | dctoedt wrote:
           | > _What makes you think they'd otherwise have leave?_
           | 
           | Personal experience during port visits after time at sea (in
           | the U.S. Navy).
        
         | scns wrote:
         | They have a party thrown for them afterwards.
        
       | tempodox wrote:
       | > ...when there's a navel vessel visiting London.
       | 
       | I'm imagining a tiny ship swimming in a few drops of water being
       | balanced in someone's navel. An apt entertainment while bribing
       | the Constable with select alcoholic beverages.
        
       | creativeSlumber wrote:
       | Basically a very fancy alcohol delivery?
        
       | weinzierl wrote:
       | Apropos ceremonies and Tower Bridge: I heard that everyone with a
       | legitimate reason could request the bridge to be opened. The
       | usual reason being wanting to sail your boat under.
       | 
       | https://www.towerbridge.org.uk/lift-times
        
       | cratermoon wrote:
       | Ceremony of the Constable's Dues: https://www.hrp.org.uk/tower-
       | of-london/whats-on/the-constabl...
        
       | divbzero wrote:
       | Is there a motivation behind having a helicopter join this time?
       | Or more just "Heck, why not?"
        
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