[HN Gopher] Fugitive Wirecard COO Jan Marsalek exposed as decade...
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       Fugitive Wirecard COO Jan Marsalek exposed as decade-long GRU spy
        
       Author : jcmp
       Score  : 434 points
       Date   : 2024-03-01 12:13 UTC (10 hours ago)
        
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       | KingOfCoders wrote:
       | Hidden as a orthodox priest!
       | 
       |  _" Then came June 2020, when, in the midst of an audit, Wirecard
       | could not locate EUR1.9 billion in assets it claimed were being
       | held somewhere in the world"_
       | 
       | EY audited them for years without asking about the missing
       | billions.
        
         | piva00 wrote:
         | > Hidden as a orthodox priest!
         | 
         | A throwback to the ancient world to the Middle Ages, hiding
         | spies among the clergy!
        
           | dralley wrote:
           | Don't have to go back that far - the current Patriarch of the
           | Russian Orthodox Church is "ex-"KGB
        
             | WarOnPrivacy wrote:
             | > the current Patriarch of the Russian Orthodox Church is
             | "ex-"KGB
             | 
             | Seems related: Russia is more frequently arresting
             | religious leaders (all sorts), typically on terrorism
             | charges
             | 
             | ref: https://www.uscirf.gov/religious-prisoners-
             | conscience/forb-v...
             | 
             | ref: https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2023/4/2/ukraine-court-
             | puts-m...
             | 
             | ref: https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2023/02/03/russia-
             | jails-islam...
             | 
             | ref:
             | https://www.nytimes.com/2021/10/24/world/europe/russia-
             | churc...
             | 
             | ref: https://www.uscirf.gov/religious-prisoners-
             | conscience/forb-v...
             | 
             | 2000's sidebar: It killed me watching Russia overtly copy
             | the US model of boogey-manning terrorism into an flexible
             | excuse to expand State reach and power
        
               | dralley wrote:
               | er, copy? The first and second Chechen wars happened in
               | the 1990s.
        
               | mandevil wrote:
               | In September 1999 a series of bombs tore apart four
               | apartment buildings in three Russian cities, and the
               | recently appointed (a month earlier) Prime Minister, a
               | bright young former deputy mayor of St Petersburg named
               | Vladimir Putin, whom no one had ever heard of and had
               | many similarly positioned rivals, won a great deal of
               | popularity for his handling of these "terrorist attacks"
               | that killed 307 people, including re-invading Chechnya
               | and starting the Second Chechen War. He then used that
               | popularity to become essentially dictator for life.
               | 
               | These bombings were blamed on Chechens- who hotly denied
               | it. It has long been suspected- but not really proven-
               | that the FSB was behind it, as a true False Flag
               | operation to gin up support for invading Chechnya, done
               | under the orders of former KGB/FSB agent Vladimir Putin
               | who just happened to be the one to benefit most from the
               | attacks. You can see the wikipedia page at https://en.wik
               | ipedia.org/wiki/1999_Russian_apartment_bombing... to see
               | more details on exactly what the evidence for this is,
               | and the people who argue that there is just not enough
               | evidence one way or another to assign responsibility.
               | 
               | So, no, Russia was not "overtly copy the US model" if
               | anything they were innovating it first and the US was
               | copying.
        
               | lazide wrote:
               | [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Maine_(1889)]
               | Spanish American war?
               | 
               | [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gulf_of_Tonkin_incident
               | ] Gulf of Tonkin?
               | 
               | The tail wagging the dog is as old as, well, government.
               | Probably older. Nothing new under the sun, etc. etc.
        
           | ajuc wrote:
           | Russian Orthodox church today is openly run by russian state
           | officials, military, police, fsb members, etc.
           | 
           | They are also openly supporting invasion of Ukraine as a kind
           | of "holy war".
           | 
           | The russian word for "non-government organization" is
           | "foreign agent".
        
             | maratc wrote:
             | That's true, but there's a need to put that information in
             | the proper context. First, there's nothing new or
             | surprising about it, as the official Russian Orthodox
             | church has historically been under the state's control.
             | This goes back to middle ages and Tsars. It would not be
             | reasonable to expect any opposition from them. And second,
             | most of their faithful agree with them on the Ukraine
             | issues.
        
               | ajuc wrote:
               | The agreement of "regular Russians" is a very curious
               | thing. From talking with Russians they weren't expecting
               | or supporting a war with Ukraine even a week before it
               | started.
               | 
               | It was a western lie that Putin wants to invade Ukraine
               | up to the second it happened, and then it became
               | obviously the only possible choice overnight.
               | 
               | The most important thing to understand about Russians is
               | that they were trained for centuries to be passive
               | cynical conformists. It mostly worked. There are some
               | actual nationalists who want the war. But most Russians
               | view them as madmen who are "sticking out" and will
               | suffer for it eventually. It's as stupid to be openly
               | unpatriotic as it is to be too patriotic. See girkin.
               | 
               | Most Russians just subconsciously detect the safest
               | position and orient themselves accordingly. Not because
               | of conscious fear, simply by default. If Navalny became
               | Russian president - the next day 80% of Russians would be
               | completely persuaded they were always against the war.
               | Orthodox church doesn't have much influence, IMHO, it's
               | just aligned like everything else.
        
               | phone8675309 wrote:
               | > Most Russians just subconsciously detect the safest
               | position and orient themselves accordingly. Not because
               | of conscious fear, simply by default.
               | 
               | Most Americans do exactly the same. Look at the reaction
               | to 9/11 and the subsequent invasions of Afghanistan and
               | Iraq.
               | 
               | The vast majority of Americans couldn't identify either
               | of those countries on a map let alone understand their
               | history and culture yet it was "safe" to go along with it
               | lest you be called unpatriotic.
        
               | ajuc wrote:
               | Now imagine 9/11 hadn't happened and USA invades Iraq
               | after denying it for months. What would be the response
               | of the opposition voters? :)
               | 
               | In USA it's about 50/50 on almost every issue. It's
               | nothing like Russia. In USA a significant percentage of
               | population openly protested Obama on the point that he
               | isn't American. Try that with Putin :)
        
               | adolph wrote:
               | It sounds like what you are saying is that like Russia
               | the US invades when it serves whatever happens to be the
               | interest of the establishment clique but unlike Russia
               | the US ignores ineffective protests.
        
               | fauigerzigerk wrote:
               | _> Most Americans do exactly the same._
               | 
               | I don't think it's the same at all. Attitudes towards the
               | Iraq war changed massively during the presidency of
               | George W Bush [1]. They didn't suddenly flip when Obama
               | came into office.
               | 
               | Also, looking at America today from the outside, what I
               | see is a very polarised country with very entrenched
               | opinions that I don't see changing much regardless of who
               | wins the next election.
               | 
               | [1] https://www.pewresearch.org/2008/03/19/public-
               | attitudes-towa...
        
               | khokhol wrote:
               | _Attitudes towards the Iraq war changed massively during
               | the presidency of George W Bush [1]._
               | 
               | Sure it changed once they saw the (wholly predictable)
               | actual reality of the war. But the fact that a solid
               | majority supported the debacle at the outset, despite
               | Bush's lies at the time being roughly on par with Putin's
               | lies about Ukraine today (in terms of being transparently
               | BS) -- does tend to support the point the above commenter
               | is making.
        
               | fauigerzigerk wrote:
               | Not at all. A majority of Americans changed their minds
               | in opposition to the sitting president who had started
               | the war. This directly contradicts the point the above
               | commenter was making.
        
               | dh2022 wrote:
               | In USA hundreds of thousands of people protested against
               | the Iraq war : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protests_aga
               | inst_the_Iraq_War
               | 
               | Is not even comparable.
        
               | mrguyorama wrote:
               | This is only one political party. When the government
               | changes hands, republicans will openly change their
               | entire worldview about, for example, the economy, despite
               | it being impossible anything actually changed, while
               | democrats largely don't.
               | 
               | https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/republicans-
               | pessimistic... I mean christ, look at that graph.
               | Republican opinion changed overnight. There are even more
               | examples for this exact effect. Seems when republican
               | voters say "economy", they might mean something else.
               | 
               | People constantly paint America with a single brush. What
               | you see on CNN, MSNBC, FOX etc isn't America. We get shit
               | on constantly for doing that to other countries so it's
               | always annoying when others do exactly that to us.
        
               | apercu wrote:
               | > If Navalny became Russian president - the next day 80%
               | of Russians would be completely persuaded they were
               | always against the war.
               | 
               | I'm not sure Navalny is against the occupation on Crimea
               | and Ukraine, there's nuance there, he has said he's
               | against the Russian Military interventions, but he is
               | still a Russian nationalist and has (to my knowledge)
               | been against the conduct of the war and wants a
               | diplomatic solution but it's not clear to me that he
               | would have ever "given" Crimea back.
        
               | ajuc wrote:
               | Well he's murdered now. He was trying to position himself
               | as "reasonable" during "Crimea is ours" euphoria, I'm not
               | sure but I'd expect him to return all the annexed
               | territories if he got in power after the full scale
               | invasion. Russia would need to do it anyway to get
               | sanctions removed.
        
               | apercu wrote:
               | > I'm not sure but I'd expect him to return all the
               | annexed territories if he got in power
               | 
               | We'll never know, but I "feel" like that would have
               | damaged him politically had he been in power in Russia
               | and therefore doubt he would have. But again, we'll never
               | know. And it's purely theoretical, even if he wasn't
               | dead, there is no scenario that I can realistically think
               | where Putin would have allowed Navalny to replace him,
               | absent the FSB/oligarchs assassinating Putin. But even
               | there, I suspect Navalny would still have been murdered
               | and we'd still just get "Putin-lite"
        
               | maratc wrote:
               | > If Navalny became Russian president
               | 
               | I have lots of respect to the guy, but realistically the
               | only scenario where he would become Russian president
               | would be if the vote for the Russian presidency was
               | conducted in the West. He would win a landslide victory.
               | In Russia though, if you go outside Moscow and
               | St.Petersburg, it's not that people are against him --
               | they simply never heard of him.
               | 
               | In the USSR in the 80s there was a lot of talk of one
               | Angela Davis. She was presented as "the only opposition
               | leader" or something. There's no doubt that if the
               | election for POTUS was conducted in the USSR, she'd win
               | over Reagan by a huge margin. In the USA though not many
               | people knew who she was. So Navalny is the Angela Davis
               | in reverse -- the media across the border makes him look
               | like punching in the weight category he does not really
               | belong to.
               | 
               | Regarding Russian political landscape, you can look in
               | any corner, from Gorbachev to Solzhenytsin and anything
               | in between. There are not many points that these people
               | could all agree on. But not a single Russian politician
               | was comfortable with the thought of Ukraine joining NATO.
               | And this includes Navalny too.
        
             | MrBuddyCasino wrote:
             | > _The russian word for "non-government organization" is
             | "foreign agent"._
             | 
             | Thats pretty accurate though.
        
               | ajuc wrote:
               | It's not, and westerners who think they agree don't
               | actually agree, they are just edgy. It's hard to even
               | explain what it would mean to internalize this belief
               | system.
               | 
               | Let me try. We're you ever on an amateur IT conference?
               | Comicon? Some sports event? Would it ever occur to you to
               | assume some government is secretly behind it? When the
               | Jehova witnesses or scientologists knock on your door -
               | which government is financing them to do it and why?
               | After all people don't do things for free.
        
               | brookst wrote:
               | It's just the reductive pedantry that's so popular on the
               | internet. A CIA operative is the agent of a foreign
               | government, therefore a foreign agent.
               | 
               | A Doctors Without Borders medic is an agent of a foreign
               | organization, therefore a foreign agent.
               | 
               | Therefore CIA and DWB are essentially the same thing.
               | Bonus points if you can find one case where a DWB
               | volunteer also had ties to the CIA, which would totally
               | expose the two orgs as being exactly the same in all ways
               | at all times.
               | 
               | For some reason people just can't resist reductionism.
        
               | fragmede wrote:
               | > For some reason people just can't resist reductionism.
               | 
               | Being a bit reductive there, eh?
               | 
               | :)
        
               | MrBuddyCasino wrote:
               | Comicon is not what people mean by NGOs being covert
               | state department ops. Here is an explanation you're not
               | going to watch:
               | https://x.com/NewFounding/status/1727493568325935109
        
               | ajuc wrote:
               | Russians actually believe both Majdans were CIA. Putin
               | actually believed Ukrainians won't resist the invasion
               | because all the protests were staged by USA. It's
               | inconceivable to them that a civil society is a thing.
               | 
               | NGOs in Russia ALL have to register as foreign agents.
               | Including the ones who organize comicons etc.
               | 
               | This is the reason I told you you don't actually
               | understand.
               | 
               | As for your video I don't have that much time for
               | propaganda, care to summarize it?
        
               | epistasis wrote:
               | So funny that you are downvoted, this is exactly right
               | and perfectly clear to anyone who is remotely familiar
               | with the area, or Russian society.
        
               | fragmede wrote:
               | That's a 90 minute video. Even at double speed that's
               | still 45 minutes. you'll have to make your point mire
               | succinctly if you want to get your point across.
               | 
               | "That's not what people meant". No, people are pointing
               | out holes in your reductionism.
        
               | randomname93857 wrote:
               | where do you live? I think any civilized country has many
               | local ngos that help abused animals, or provide mental
               | support for children or abused women, or support some
               | medical initiatives, etc...
        
             | simpletone wrote:
             | > Russian Orthodox church today is openly run by russian
             | state officials, military, police, fsb members, etc.
             | 
             | Official state churches are part of the state.
             | 
             | > They are also openly supporting invasion of Ukraine as a
             | kind of "holy war".
             | 
             | What about a holy war to bring democracy and freedom to
             | ukraine. Would that make it better?
             | 
             | > The russian word for "non-government organization" is
             | "foreign agent".
             | 
             | It's everyone's word for NGOs. Haven't we been attacking
             | chinese 'ngos' as being 'foreign agents'? It isn't a secret
             | that we've been using NGOs as intelligence fronts for a
             | very long time. What do you think NGOs exist to do? Provide
             | aid? Help foreign countries?
        
             | lukan wrote:
             | The patriarch of the Orthodox church, Kyrill, was literally
             | a KGB buddy of Putin.
             | 
             | Funny was how they try to present them as modest, but
             | cannot properly remove their Rolex out of a picture (or
             | bother not wearing a Rolex).
             | 
             | https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-17622820
             | 
             | Hard to imagine, how anyone can believe such people in a
             | spiritual way.
        
         | mellutussa wrote:
         | > EUR1.9 billion in assets it claimed were being held somewhere
         | in the world
         | 
         | I really hate it when I leave my billions somewhere in the
         | world and can't remember where.
        
           | FabHK wrote:
           | There was a personal assistant who stole around GBP 4m from
           | several of her bosses at Goldman Sachs. One of the bankers
           | finally noticed when a 6-figure donation to Harvard bounced.
           | One of other the victims later testified that his investment
           | account felt "one or two million light".
           | 
           | https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/secretary-who-
           | ha...
        
             | mrguyorama wrote:
             | My friend once stated that "Financial security is when you
             | don't know which day of the week your paycheck gets direct
             | deposited".
             | 
             | Imagine being so unfathomably wealthy you don't even know
             | how much cash you should have control over from one day to
             | the next. Actually don't, it's bad for your brain.
        
             | baobabKoodaa wrote:
             | Don't you just hate it when you can't recall if you were
             | supposed to have 1 or 2 million on your investment account?
        
             | userulluipeste wrote:
             | _" One of other the victims later testified that his
             | investment account felt <<one or two million light>>"_
             | 
             | You left the best part out: "...but could not trace the
             | money and decided he was mistaken."
             | 
             | JFC!
        
         | jgalt212 wrote:
         | If you pay the Big 4 enough money, they will look the other way
         | or not ask for supporting documentation. Just google accounting
         | scandals and see just how many of these shops were audited by
         | the Big 4.
        
           | toyg wrote:
           | Any tax authority worth their budget should require extra
           | evidence from _any_ Big-4 customer. By now it 's clear they
           | are less reliable than your average smalltown accountant.
           | 
           | Unfortunately, there is typically a big revolving door
           | between them and any tax institution. Why toil for decades in
           | underpaid public roles, when you can step into the gilded
           | world of consultancy and double or treble your salary? It's
           | like the yacht scene in _The Wolf of Wall Street_ , except in
           | real life most civil servants take the corrupting deal (and I
           | can't even blame them).
        
             | hef19898 wrote:
             | The audits done by the Big 5 in this context have nothing
             | to do with taxes so.
        
             | kortilla wrote:
             | Lol, if audits had to do with taxes and not defrauding
             | investors, this would have made sense.
        
           | brookst wrote:
           | It really depends on the terms of the audit. Routine
           | financial audits are not intended to be exhaustive forensic
           | audits that assume every document might be forged as part of
           | a massive fraud.
           | 
           | Most audits are just "does the documentation support the
           | reporting".
        
           | cortesoft wrote:
           | Isn't that just because most of the biggest companies are
           | audited by the Big 4, and in order to be a big accounting
           | scandal, you need to be a big company?
           | 
           | I feel like this is pointing out something like, "More
           | criminals drive Ford trucks than any other truck" which is
           | true, but just because more people drive that brand than any
           | other?
           | 
           | Reminds me of https://xkcd.com/1138/
        
         | hef19898 wrote:
         | EY believed the documents shown to them. Sloppy for sure, and
         | EY got their amount of flak for it.
         | 
         | People litteraly went to the banks in Asia during the
         | extraordinary audit, something that is not usually done during
         | "normal" audits.
         | 
         | And yes, I also hate when I misplace my billions. Especially
         | since I have yet to relocate them...
        
           | omega3 wrote:
           | > EY believed the documents shown to them. Sloppy for sure,
           | and EY got their amount of flak for it.
           | 
           | There are strict rules and guidelines around verifying an
           | asset. The auditor isn't supposed to "believe the documents"
           | - they need to form an independent opinion.^1
           | 
           | If the auditor is unable to obtain sufficient appropriate
           | audit evidence to verify the asset, they can issue a
           | qualified opinion due to a scope limitation.
           | 
           | ^1 https://www.accaglobal.com/gb/en/member/discover/cpd-
           | article...
        
             | hef19898 wrote:
             | Good nitpick. Thing is, the proof EY got from Wirecard was
             | good enough to meet these thresholds, at least I never read
             | or heard anything else. All that evidence was fabricated,
             | of course.
             | 
             | What EY did was ignoring all the warning signs they had:
             | money laundering, making up business, fraud and all that.
             | 
             | EY also wanted the proof the standards it seemingly met,
             | that was the failure. But then those audits are not really
             | meant to find organized fraud at a company to begin with.
        
               | omega3 wrote:
               | > Thing is, the proof EY got from Wirecard was good
               | enough to meet these thresholds
               | 
               | It objectively wasn't. I've never heard of a case where
               | the auditor doesn't independently verify the bank account
               | balance with the bank itself. More reliable evidence
               | reduces the need for additional corroborating evidence.
               | In general the evidence obtained from the company itself
               | wouldn't be considered reliable by itself.
               | 
               | https://www.ft.com/content/db9fa3d7-11da-476e-beea-d5ed0a
               | d13...
               | 
               | This wasn't some hard to uncover marvel of accounting
               | fraud using complex financial engineering.
        
               | hef19898 wrote:
               | Always happy to be corrwcted and learn something new,
               | unfortunately the FT link is behind a paywall...
               | 
               | If memory serves well so, it is quite a while I read Dan
               | McCrum's book, Wirecard produced documents from the Asian
               | banks (fake ones, as we now know). Of course, and I
               | couldn't agree more, they should have at least called the
               | banks up. Especially since a German fin-tech start-up,
               | with on-going bad press, claims to hold _billions_ with
               | some Asian banks from business activities directly
               | related to said accussations circulating in the press. EY
               | deserves all the flak it got.
               | 
               | That being said, again, if a company wants to defraud its
               | auditors, they can for surprisingly long periods if they
               | try hard enough.
               | 
               | I think, we basically agree.
        
               | ArnoVW wrote:
               | From what I gather they not only called the bank, but
               | actually _went_ to a branch in the Philippines. They
               | spoke to a clerk, took a picture of a screen showing a
               | balance. But the branch office was fake.
               | 
               | https://www.ft.com/content/bcadbdcb-5cd7-487e-afdd-1e9268
               | 31e...
        
               | naasking wrote:
               | > I've never heard of a case where the auditor doesn't
               | independently verify the bank account balance with the
               | bank itself
               | 
               | Didn't they setup a whole fake bank branch? Sufficiently
               | motivated actors can circumvent any preventative
               | measures.
        
           | hermitdev wrote:
           | > And yes, I also hate when I misplace my billions.
           | Especially since I have yet to relocate them...
           | 
           | I think you're joking, but I'm not sure. I work in trading,
           | and I've been on the receiving end of that phone call. As I
           | recall, it was around 9PM in the US, my work phone rang and
           | could see from the caller ID that it was from our London
           | office. There were no greetings, first words I hear were
           | "We're missing over a billion dollars. You need to find
           | it...NOW."
           | 
           | When I received that call, it was in the middle of the 2008
           | financial crisis. The daily PnL swings were wild, and it
           | wasn't always clear on the cause. FX volatility was insane.
           | We did all of our PNL reporting in USD, but held a lot of
           | foreign assets.
           | 
           | There was no malfeasance; I'd just taken ownership of the
           | system a week or two before, and a nightly job had silently
           | failed. Perl job on Windows, extracting data from a 3rd party
           | trading system that wasn't built w/ integrations in mind,
           | feeding it into in-house systems. It was a very flimsy house
           | of cards. A gentle breeze in the night would knock it over.
           | Rewrote the integration in Python, hooked everything up into
           | our monitored job scheduler. Had to do some janky UI
           | automations in Python until we got the vendor to add a proper
           | CLI-based reporting mechanisms. It was a "fun" ride, but I
           | eventually got my evenings back. Did cause the end of a
           | relationship, though, so there's that.
        
             | Andrex wrote:
             | Would have been nice to have seen some of that billion you
             | found, I'm sure.
        
               | pas wrote:
               | it was not lost after all, so it couldn't even have been
               | found. how ironic.
        
               | mistrial9 wrote:
               | welcome to your new career in professional finance
               | services
        
             | hef19898 wrote:
             | I was joking, the max I ever "lost" was a couple 100k of
             | inventory, the majority of it was recovered and the
             | reminder, as far as I know, covered by insurance. Also a,
             | surprisingly similar, fun story involving just slightly
             | different interpetation and handling of messages between
             | our and the service providers WMS, which screwed up things
             | in ways I never thought possible. And almost went
             | unnoticed, after all even with top notch metrics and my
             | borderline paranoia the issue went on for almost three
             | weeks before we caught it.
             | 
             | I can only imagine so the slight shock you had after that
             | phone call so! I love those stories from the trenches so
             | you hear on HN, thanks for sharing!
        
             | paganel wrote:
             | A lot less money involved, but I remember my boss at the
             | time (we were a small mortgage broker in Eastern Europe)
             | asking me to write a quick Python script that would
             | automatically get the daily Libor number and save it into
             | our DB.
             | 
             | Seeing as I was hearing about Libor all day, every day
             | (almost all of our clients had their mortgages computed on
             | that piece of info), I had expected it to be something
             | "automatic" (like at least an XML thingie) and well
             | documented. Instead I had to parse some html on a page
             | somewhere (I remember some yellow background) and hope that
             | the HTML structure around that Libor figure would remain
             | unchanged.
             | 
             | This was all happening around 2007 - early 2008, suffice is
             | to say that when all the Libor scandal happened a little
             | later on I was not at all surprised.
        
               | Scoundreller wrote:
               | I remember some internet arguments on Libor when I
               | researched how it was determined and everyone disagreed
               | with me because of how much was based on it.
               | 
               | It's just survey data, and no verification of whether a
               | loan can happen at that rate? And you throw away the
               | lowest rates, which should be the market-clearing rate
               | all-the-things-being-equal if lenders are fungible? And
               | if lenders aren't fungible, then isn't it all apples and
               | oranges?
        
               | smallnamespace wrote:
               | High finance even fairly recently (80s) was based on
               | handshakes and trust. The value of contracts tied to
               | LIBOR grew by an order of magnitude or two while the
               | definition of LIBOR wasn't adjusted.
               | 
               | Why wasn't it fixed? Because replacing it would require
               | an enormous amount of coordination and there was no clear
               | evidence that it was broken. When that changed it finally
               | got replaced by SOFR.
        
           | aragonite wrote:
           | Off-topic, but I can't help but notice you've been spelling
           | 'literally' as either 'litterally' or (less frequently)
           | 'litteraly' for 5 years!
           | 
           | Occurrences of 'litterally' your comments:
           | 
           | https://hn.algolia.com/?dateRange=all&page=0&prefix=false&qu.
           | ..
           | 
           | Occurrences of 'litteraly' in your comments:
           | 
           | https://hn.algolia.com/?dateRange=all&page=0&prefix=true&que.
           | ..
        
             | sonofhans wrote:
             | You're the comment stalker everyone needs :)
        
             | hef19898 wrote:
             | I did not know one could pull that kind of data from my
             | posts here, I am equally impressed and terrified...
             | 
             | Usually, I comment on mobile. And if I realized one thing,
             | my orthography takes a very serious hit when typing on a
             | phone, compared to a proper keyboard or handwriting.
        
         | rchaud wrote:
         | EY offices in Singapore knew that their revenues were not
         | traceable (Wirecard invented clients based in Asia). They hired
         | a law firm to investigate, but the head office in Europe
         | suppressed the findings because they wanted the contract.
        
           | hef19898 wrote:
           | Did this come up during the EY trials? Because this is the
           | forat time I ever heard that.
        
         | Beijinger wrote:
         | No, they did ask. And got Bank statements. They even went to a
         | subsidiary branch of the bank and confirmed that the money
         | exits in Indonesia (or was it the Philippines?). The problem:
         | This bank had no branch in Singapore (or wherever it was). He
         | set up a fake branch with actors that showed EY computer
         | statements - EY took pictures of the screens - with the
         | balance.
         | 
         | You can't make this up. EY screwed up, but they could not have
         | reasonably assumed that someone sets up a fake bank branch.
        
           | KingOfCoders wrote:
           | Yes I know they did ask.
           | 
           | As the responsible manager for IT (usually CTO - internal SOX
           | was a different matter) I have been "asked" by EY (and KPMG)
           | about IT setups and security several times for audits. And I
           | could have told them whatever I like, the people were right
           | out of university with no clue about the matter and in no
           | position to ask the right questions except reading their
           | checklist; I always had the impression they only knew half
           | the words they were reading.
        
             | 19h wrote:
             | Did you remove Wirecard from your LinkedIn?
        
               | alsetmusic wrote:
               | > Did you remove Wirecard from your LinkedIn?
               | 
               | [Not the person you replied to.]
               | 
               | Did the person you replied to work for LinkedIn? What's
               | the context for this question?
        
               | 19h wrote:
               | I was just curious and visited the LinkedIn profile
               | that's linked to from the ctone.ws website (in
               | KingOfCoders's profile) and was wondering why Wirecard
               | was omitted.
        
               | bitcharmer wrote:
               | Why on earth would you assume the OP was affiliated with
               | Wirecard?
        
               | renewiltord wrote:
               | I believe the term is "hallucinations". LLMs have fewer
               | of them than many humans.
        
               | Sebguer wrote:
               | Are you thinking their post is indicating that they were
               | part of the Wirecard audits? They're saying they've
               | undergone similar audits.
        
               | Beijinger wrote:
               | No, since I did not work for Wirecard. But my resume is
               | so bad, I wish I had Wirecard on it.
        
             | consp wrote:
             | KPMG asked me once: "Can you show it's actually encrypted?"
             | 
             | Do you have any programming skills? ... No? Then no. Then
             | they started blabbing about what the data could be and it
             | basically came down on them not understanding what random
             | is and they then just checked it off and went on. Since
             | then I do not believe any audit which come from those paper
             | farms.
        
               | wolfi1 wrote:
               | I once saw the acronym translated as "Keiner pruft mehr
               | genau" (No one does checking accurately any more)
        
               | summarity wrote:
               | Also "Kinder prufen meine Gesellschaft"
        
               | kreck wrote:
               | And ,,Kommen, prufen, meckern, gehen"
        
               | lukan wrote:
               | Translation service:
               | 
               | "Kinder prufen meine Gesellschaft"
               | 
               | children check my company
               | 
               | ,,Kommen, prufen, meckern, gehen"
               | 
               | come, check, complain, go
               | 
               | KPMG seems to have quite a reputation.
        
               | namibj wrote:
               | Double-meaning: s/mehr genau/genauer/
               | 
               | Though that reading is a bit weird, it's practical enough
               | to tickle the funny.
        
               | Aloisius wrote:
               | > Can you show it's actually encrypted?
               | 
               | When someone asks a question like this, they're not
               | literally asking you to show them it.
               | 
               | They just want an expert to confirm it they could show
               | it, so they can check off their box for due diligence.
               | 
               | Congratulations. You were the expert.
        
             | namdnay wrote:
             | I think the role of an auditor is to make sure all the
             | right questions have been asked and record who answered and
             | what they answered. Asking them to be guarantors of truth
             | is maybe putting a bit too much faith in a non-judicial
             | investigation
        
               | lukan wrote:
               | "Asking them to be guarantors of truth is maybe putting a
               | bit too much faith in a non-judicial investigation"
               | 
               | But them knowing what they are checking, is maybe a
               | reasonable ask?
        
           | someguydave wrote:
           | It was the Philippines. Wirecard hired a Philippine lawyer
           | Tolentino (who was also a government minister) to make up a
           | fake trust that held the fake money
           | 
           | https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1441886/ex-dotr-exec-others-
           | fa...
           | 
           | "The NBI said Arellano, an employee at the BPI branch in
           | Malate, Manila, had admitted to receiving P10 million for
           | issuing bogus bank certification documents that Tolentino and
           | his law office needed as the supposed local trustee of
           | Wirecard."
           | 
           | I guess it goes to show that if you are dealing with enough
           | cash to bribe third world governments then all kinds of new
           | fraud schemes become possible.
        
             | dmix wrote:
             | > if you are dealing with enough cash to bribe third world
             | governments
             | 
             | We shouldn't discount the connections a GRU agent would
             | have in 3rd world govs, they know who is corrupt enough (or
             | able to be coerced) to do their bidding. Fake banks
             | accounts is pretty old stuff in the spying world. It's not
             | _just_ money.
        
         | Log_out_ wrote:
         | Well, Russian orthodox church was always cheka all the way from
         | the top?
        
       | badcppdev wrote:
       | Are there other news sites carrying this?
       | 
       | The stories about the threats against the journalist Dan McCrum
       | who was investigating Wirecard between 2014 and 2020 are mental.
       | 
       | I've just checked and McCrum has shared this link as well on
       | Twitter so I count that as a reason to trust it.
        
         | jcmp wrote:
         | It was in cooperation with a lot of the main german news
         | outlets like "Der Spiegel"[1] and "der Standard"[2] both are
         | german tho ;) [1]
         | https://www.spiegel.de/politik/deutschland/wirecard-skandal-...
         | [2]https://www.derstandard.de/consent/tcf/story/3000000209638/m
         | ...
        
           | badcppdev wrote:
           | Thank you. Der Spiegel had a paywall as well which slowed me
           | down
        
             | rallyforthesun wrote:
             | https://archive.is/xZq5p
        
           | FinnKuhn wrote:
           | I know I am nitpicking, but "Der Standard" is Austrian.
        
         | hef19898 wrote:
         | And there I was, believing Marsalek was just another useful
         | idiot, and not a full blown GRU operative.
         | 
         | I ahve to say, I am impressed a little bit. Just puzzled about
         | the whole goal of this operation. And bit worried the Wirecard
         | management standing trial right now, can use this to get away
         | with the fraud they actively engaged in.
        
           | md_ wrote:
           | I have not yet read the above linked article, so maybe it
           | already says (or refutes) this, but the long-held rumor was
           | that Wirecard was a useful mechanism for Russians to move
           | around dark money--e.g. for sanctions evasion or payola.
        
             | hef19898 wrote:
             | Don't forget money laundering. It is just tad too high
             | profile for my, compketely unprofessional, taste. Worked
             | long enough so, didn't it?
        
           | dogman144 wrote:
           | Goal - money laundering in Europe via a well known and
           | respected payment processor. Full stop.
        
             | thriftwy wrote:
             | Why did they burn it to the ground them? Why does
             | Petlinsky, who tells the whole story, talks to Spiegel in
             | Dubai? Why the prospective spy Marsalek is driven around
             | the country and gets to know all the namedrops?
             | 
             | If something, it seems that Petlinsky is a German agent in
             | Russia. I'm not even sure if the article denies it, too
             | much of a wall of text.
        
         | rsynnott wrote:
         | FT:
         | https://www.ft.com/content/f15610a0-e94d-4672-bc73-f2e5e364f...
        
         | apendleton wrote:
         | They broke the story, so I think if anyone else is carrying it,
         | it will be framed as "new report says X" rather than their own
         | independent reporting. But Michael Weiss has written for the
         | Daily Beast, New Lines Magazine, CNN, etc., and Christo Grozev
         | runs Bellingcat, which has a long track record of breaking big
         | stories and winning investigative journalism awards, especially
         | vis a vis Russia.
        
       | npalli wrote:
       | The Netflix documentary [1] on the Wirecard scandal [2] is great.
       | 
       | [1] https://www.imdb.com/title/tt21836620/
       | 
       | [2] https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wirecard_scandal
        
         | OskarS wrote:
         | The book it's based on, Money Men by Dan McCrum, is also a
         | spectacular read.
        
           | npalli wrote:
           | Indeed. Dan McCrum is prominently figured in the documentary
           | as well.
        
           | this_user wrote:
           | McCrum had already pointed out that Marsalek was at least
           | looking for connections intelligence services, had confirmed
           | connections to at least some former intelligence operatives,
           | and that there were a lot of pieces of evidence that pointed
           | to the strong possibility of connection to Russia. He just
           | didn't find definitive proof, but that was also not the
           | primary focus of his book.
        
             | rchaud wrote:
             | Yes the book mentions towards the end that Marsalek's
             | location was unknown, but possibly in Russia or Belarus
             | where Interpol would not be able to do much.
        
           | philshem wrote:
           | Another author but a fascinating New Yorker article on the
           | same subject
           | 
           | https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2023/03/06/how-the-
           | bigges...
        
           | hef19898 wrote:
           | Highly recommended as well from my side!
        
           | rchaud wrote:
           | Very good read, especially for those who enjoyed Bad Blood,
           | the Theranos book by the WSJ reporter who helped uncover the
           | scam.
        
           | neilkk wrote:
           | It is a good book, but it isn't completely candid about one
           | part of the FT's investigation.
           | 
           | When Dan McCrum was under threat of arrest in Germany, that
           | was because Paul Murphy, Dan's editor, did in fact give away
           | to some of his contacts the fact that they were coming out
           | with a negative story on Wirecard and the time it would be
           | published. Murphy has form for trading his own scoops with
           | stock traders for favours. The Wirecard recording of one of
           | Murphy's mates talking about shorting Wirecard to take
           | advantage of the story is accurate and had Murphy (but I very
           | much doubt McCrum) bang to rights.
           | 
           | McCrum's explanation for this is that Murphy's associates
           | knew the exact time of the story being released because they
           | had happened to guess it by sheer luck. Clearly if that's
           | what Murphy told him he should have been a little more
           | skeptical.
           | 
           | Ultimately the FT's internal investigation into Paul Murphy's
           | behaviour and BaFin's into McCrum's work were abandoned for
           | the same reason: the Wirecard revelations were legit, and
           | much more serious than Murphy's breaches of journalistic
           | ethics.
        
             | hef19898 wrote:
             | Ah, the "FT is conspiring with shortsellers to ruin
             | Wirecard" BS Wirecard was aggressively pushing back the
             | day.
             | 
             | Just shows how persistent lies and propaganda can be.
        
               | FabHK wrote:
               | Eh? That's not the argument. The argument is that an FT
               | editor couldn't keep his mouth shut ~and was complicit in
               | insider trading.~
               | 
               | The other (baseless) accusations you're talking about
               | (and that led BaFin to investigate the FT) are
               | extensively covered in the book.
               | 
               | Edit: Not sure it was insider trading, or illegal. Just
               | probably not in line with FT standards.
        
               | hef19898 wrote:
               | You do know that there is a difference between letting
               | information slip and actively participating in insider
               | trading?
        
               | Topgamer7 wrote:
               | I'm pretty ignorant of this issue.
               | 
               | But if the trade came up as a matter of an investigator
               | researching a company, and communicating with people
               | about the details. Even if they disclosed the exact time
               | they planned on publishing this information, is it
               | insider trading?
               | 
               | Wouldn't you have to been privy to information from
               | inside the company itself? Otherwise anybody could have
               | investigated this person, and had equal opportunity to
               | discover negative things to expose?
        
               | ahtihn wrote:
               | Knowing that a negative article will be published about
               | _another_ company is not insider information?
        
               | namdnay wrote:
               | Given FT had no financial interest in wirecard I'm not
               | sure it's insider trading? Breach of the code of conduct
               | of FT and basic journalistic ethics of course, but using
               | investigators to find out bad things about companies and
               | using that information to trade is pretty normal and not
               | insider trading
        
               | currymj wrote:
               | it probably technically wouldn't be insider trading in
               | the US but I think the laws may be different in Europe.
        
               | JackFr wrote:
               | It's not insider trading as there is no material non-
               | public information involved. Were the information false,
               | it would likely be actionable market manipulation. But
               | because the information was true, from the perspective of
               | the authorities nothing wrong here.
               | 
               | On the other hand, there may be ethical (but not legal)
               | issues from the perspective of the publisher.
        
         | DyslexicAtheist wrote:
         | requires a total remake considering all the extra context
         | coming to light now.
        
           | namdnay wrote:
           | The documentary was pretty clear about it being 99% certain
           | Marsalek was connected
        
             | DyslexicAtheist wrote:
             | I recall it was hinted at in the last episode only. the
             | langue in the documentary seemed more like "alleged" ... it
             | is very different from what is published in this report.
             | shopping for a mercenary army in Libya = Not just a
             | different ball-game, but an entirely different sport.
        
         | FinnKuhn wrote:
         | "King Of Stonks" [1] is also pretty entertaining and inspired
         | by the Wirecard scandal and pretty fun to watch.
         | 
         | [1] https://www.imdb.com/title/tt15407486/
        
       | cs702 wrote:
       | I still cannot believe the last photo in the article, showing him
       | in his current disguise as an orthodox priest.
        
         | locallost wrote:
         | It's not him, but the man whose identity he apparently took.
         | Says so in the image caption.
        
       | jonpo wrote:
       | Not a surprise but useful to have it confirmed
        
       | SXX wrote:
       | It's not the first story like this and not the last.
       | 
       | Right now there is still NASDAQ traded "Freedom Holding Corp"
       | (FRHC) originated from Kazahstan with primary business of fueling
       | sanctioned Russian money and doing other shady business in ex-
       | USSR. Everyone knows they mass open accounts for Russia residents
       | remotely and no one cares.
       | 
       | It's not like there are no other banks doing the same, but none
       | of them are owned by US-based entity traded on NASDAQ. SEC
       | certainly wont care until it implode on thousands of retail
       | investors. Going after crypto is far more important.
       | 
       | And there are more financial institutions that have banking
       | licenses around the globe (including US, EU and UK) with primary
       | source of income from money laundering and again no one cares
       | until they grow too big or scam all their customers and
       | investors.
        
         | _the_inflator wrote:
         | You have a point. On the other hand, some actions can serve as
         | a sort of surveillance. Where exactly goes the money? It is
         | like a honeypot or observing your suspects.
         | 
         | Shutting down would undoubtedly help, on the other side,
         | understanding systems and beneficiaries needs to be handled in
         | a different manner.
        
           | SXX wrote:
           | That's all great until one day said banking group land on SDN
           | sanctions list losing everything that retail investors who
           | been dumb enough put into it. There are plenty of Turkish and
           | UAE banks that do the same money laundering, but they are not
           | traded on NASDAQ.
           | 
           | UPD: In any case my point is not talking about this situation
           | specifically, but just pointing out US has it's own Wirecard
           | and likely are there far more than one example. This is just
           | one I know.
        
         | atlasunshrugged wrote:
         | Any idea as to why they haven't been investigated and/or de-
         | listed? Is it really just that no one cares? That seems insane
         | to me but I don't know much about the financial services space
        
           | SXX wrote:
           | > Any idea as to why they haven't been investigated and/or
           | de-listed?
           | 
           | I'm not SEC to know that.
           | 
           | > Is it really just that no one cares?
           | 
           | There was some investigation by Hindenburg Research, but
           | since it's mostly OSINT with bunch of forum screenshots and
           | public records it did not gain that much publicity:
           | 
           | https://hindenburgresearch.com/freedom/
           | 
           | PS: Just to be clear my source of information is not some
           | journalist aricle or Hindenburg Research. I just opened said
           | bank account for myself along with many many other people who
           | never in their life been to Kazakhstan.
        
             | zone411 wrote:
             | It actually gained a lot of publicity because Hindenburg
             | has a pretty good track record and many people are paying
             | attention to them. There is zero chance financial
             | regulators didn't see it. FRHC got a law firm to review
             | some of their allegations:
             | https://finance.yahoo.com/news/freedom-holding-corp-
             | announce.... (I have no position).
        
               | SXX wrote:
               | Yeah they hired some law firm to cover for them.
               | 
               | Except even last month they been opening bank accounts
               | for anyone and everyone left and right including
               | providing means for very-very-shady registration of
               | Kazakhstan Tax-ID (SSN) remotely.
               | 
               | And until a week ago you could literally send money from
               | a bank cards of some Russian sanctioned banks to them and
               | it just worked. Now when Russia payment system provider
               | itself been sanctioned it's no longer works, but
               | fortunately now they'll gladly accept money transfers
               | from their ex-subsidiary that they of course sold a year
               | ago, etc.
               | 
               | Again it's very much possible that from legal standpoint
               | everything they do is "legal". Just dont be surprised why
               | Wirecard wasn't caught by EU authorities earlier. I
               | pretty certain Wirecard also had great law firms working
               | for them.
        
               | zone411 wrote:
               | That's not how it works. It's a major independent law
               | firm and there is no chance they'd risk their reputation
               | to cover for FRHC. If there are problems with how FRHC
               | operates (I have no idea), they'd just ask the law firm
               | to investigate only specific legal things.
        
         | negus wrote:
         | Why helping to exfiltrate the money out of Russia is bad? Don't
         | you think that this is much better for the goals of the western
         | sanctions than preventing money from going out of the country?
         | 
         | I'm a Russian guy (with a Freedom bank KZ account), who
         | publicly condemn the barbaric invasion and thus is threatened
         | by the homeland's so called authorities. A guy who left Russia
         | after the war has started in order to stop at least paying
         | taxes that fuel this war (and to avoid being sent to the
         | frontline as well). Who have been living, working and paying
         | taxes in the EU since then. I want the war to stop ASAP from
         | the very first day. As well as having the responsible maniacs
         | to face the trial.
         | 
         | And I see many of the sanctions counter-productive.
         | 
         | Can you imagine what it took to get my savings (before calling
         | it "blood money", keep in mind, that I always supported the
         | opposition, never worked for the government-affilated entities
         | and tried my best to prevent this war) to the European banks
         | with all this witch-hunt and passport-based discrimination.
         | 
         | Would you really prefer my money to stay in Russia and work for
         | the benefit of the war?
        
           | SXX wrote:
           | You really missed point of my post here. This is not about
           | sanctions or getting money out of Russia. It's about the fact
           | that one big piece of money laundering institution with very
           | shady finances being owned by US holding company that is
           | traded on NASDAQ. That's it.
           | 
           | SEC is going after everything related to crypto, but gives no
           | damns about some bs money laundering operation being traded
           | on NASDAQ. This is exactly what Wirecard was in EU, but on
           | smaller scale.
        
           | Sakos wrote:
           | What do you think the money is used for abroad? Helping fight
           | against climate change or feeding the hungry in Africa? No,
           | Putin's regime needs that money outside of Russia to fund
           | useful idiots who further his cause in the US and Europe.
        
       | morbicer wrote:
       | Not a surprise considering what Citizen Lab found out.
       | 
       | https://darknetdiaries.com/transcript/79/
        
       | lifeisstillgood wrote:
       | The UK has just concluded its investigation into "steakknife" -
       | an IRA killer who was also working for British army and killed
       | people on both sides seemingly with impunity.
       | 
       | I am guessing there is a mental hurdle in committing larger and
       | larger crimes, but having "permission" from a government spy
       | agency probably makes such things easier.
       | 
       | It's ok to commit this crime - I have permission so it's not
       | really a crime.
       | 
       | The point is, no-one sees themselves as the bad guy.
        
       | tagyro wrote:
       | Next up, Solaris Bank and Vivid Money, that is, if BaFin wakes
       | up.
        
         | geff82 wrote:
         | Solaris Bank is Deutsche Bank.
        
           | hef19898 wrote:
           | Which could be used as another reason to look into them,
           | right?
        
           | tagyro wrote:
           | what?! no, they are a _german_ bank (which translates to
           | "deutsche bank" in german) but there is no connection (afaik,
           | my infos are 2+ years old now) between Solaris and Deutsche
           | Bank AG.
        
         | sveme wrote:
         | Why solaris bank? A lot if startups are relying on them, what's
         | wrong with them? Though TradeRepublic moved away from them,
         | makes you wonder.
        
           | tagyro wrote:
           | Last I've heard BaFin actually appointed a special
           | investigator [0] to Solaris
           | 
           | [0]: https://www.bafin.de/SharedDocs/Veroeffentlichungen/DE/M
           | assn...
        
           | mschuster91 wrote:
           | > Though TradeRepublic moved away from them, makes you
           | wonder.
           | 
           | TR got its own full-bank license a few months ago [1], it
           | makes sense for them to consolidate stuff in-house instead of
           | paying third parties for their services. That is useful as a
           | startup with a few thousand customers, as the requirements of
           | actually building a bank tech stack are quite massive, but TR
           | has >4M customers now and makes a profit [2].
           | 
           | [1] https://www.capital.de/geld-versicherungen/trade-
           | republic-er...
           | 
           | [2] https://www.businessinsider.de/gruenderszene/fintech/neob
           | rok...
        
       | dosinga wrote:
       | > Then as now, the internet's truly big business came from
       | revenues connected to gambling and pornography
       | 
       | This is an idea you hear quite often, but seems very unlikely to
       | be actually true. Internet's truly big businesses are the truly
       | big businesses of the big tech companies
        
         | dewey wrote:
         | One example: 0.7% of the countries GDP for the Philippines is
         | related to their gambling infrastructure:
         | https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philippine_Offshore_Gaming_O...
        
         | whatamidoingyo wrote:
         | I'd agree. Big tech is used all day, every day. People aren't
         | browsing porn sites while they're at work (at least, most
         | aren't). However, I can't imagine how many people are browsing
         | at night.
        
           | rchaud wrote:
           | Being at work doesn't preempt anybody from using their phone.
           | A lot of people watch porn without necessarily needing to
           | excuse themselves.
        
           | Mistletoe wrote:
           | Using Big Tech and paying money are two different things. A
           | US user is worth about $13 each quarter to Facebook. A
           | customer on a cam site will pay more than that for a minute
           | private show probably. One porn DVD, etc.
        
           | bsder wrote:
           | But they are very much browsing their fantasy sports gambling
           | sites.
           | 
           | And they browse porn at work more than you think.
           | 
           | Story time:
           | 
           | Stupid youngster me is tasked with getting the "tape out" of
           | one of our microprocessors designs to Taiwan. I dutifully
           | calculate that at the current rate of upload, it's going to
           | take almost a week in spite of the fact that we have a solid
           | OC-3 that should make short work of it. That's not going to
           | fly. So ... off to IT I go...
           | 
           | "Hi, Mr. IT, I've got a bandwidth problem getting this
           | tapeout to Taiwan. Can you bump my traffic in priority so I
           | can get this out?"
           | 
           | Tap ... tap ... tap.
           | 
           | "Sigh. Yes, Mr. Exuberant Youngster, we can solve this. Give
           | it an hour."
           | 
           | "Thanks." I troop back up to my desk.
           | 
           | 5 minutes later a global email appears from Mr. IT ...
           | 
           | "Hi, folks. We're starting a system audit sweep of all the
           | computers for inappropriate access. Yes, you know what that
           | means, all those videos that you shouldn't be watching at
           | work ... yeah, stop that, post haste. We should be done 48
           | hours from now. Thanks."
           | 
           | A quite remarkable amount of clicking in the cubicle farm
           | suddenly begins. And, of course, my bandwidth suddenly jumps
           | through the roof.
           | 
           | I ... am ... agog.
           | 
           | I walk back up to Mr. IT: "Erm ... thanks. But, what just ...
           | happened? And ... why?"
           | 
           | Mr. IT, with a huge grin replies:
           | 
           | "No problem. You needed bandwidth; so I got you bandwidth. As
           | for why? Well, I can go through the work of prioritizing your
           | traffic which requires that I log into the external gateway,
           | set up rules, get them correct, let you upload, remember the
           | reset the rules and not hose the entire company while doing
           | so. Or I can get all dipshits watching porn at work to stop
           | for a day or two by announcing a system audit. Which do you
           | think is easier and less error prone for me?"
           | 
           | Youngster me got an important lesson that day that there are
           | often multiple solutions to the same problem.
        
             | janfoeh wrote:
             | This made me smile, thank you. And reminded me to dig out
             | the Bastard Operator From Hell stories again from
             | somewhere...
        
       | trollbridge wrote:
       | Meanwhile:
       | 
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=39560440
       | 
       | Entities like PayPal and Stripe are complaining they want _less_
       | EU banking regulation.
        
         | generationP wrote:
         | If German intel serves personal data to a known fugitive from
         | justice working with the GRU, then EU regulation is a lost
         | cause. If anything, I want them to know as little as possible.
        
       | tivert wrote:
       | > The CEO of the company was Markus Braun, a former KPMG
       | consultant from a middle-class family in Vienna. Braun modeled
       | his appearance on Steve Jobs, always wearing a black turtleneck
       | and wire-frame eyeglasses
       | 
       | Didn't Elizabeth Holmes do that too?
       | 
       | Never trust people who consciously dress like Steve Jobs on days
       | other than Halloween.
        
         | _visgean wrote:
         | I wear glasses and i wear turtleneck in the winter. I am bit
         | trying to emulate Jobs, I just dont want my throat to be
         | exposed to wind.
        
           | tivert wrote:
           | > I wear glasses and i wear turtleneck in the winter. I am
           | bit trying to emulate Jobs, I just dont want my throat to be
           | exposed to wind.
           | 
           | Just don't wear a black one and you're fine.
        
             | _visgean wrote:
             | i wear a black one. Really nice one from charity shop for 7
             | pounds.. but I dont mind the occasional "steve jobs" snark
        
         | kiddico wrote:
         | Not unlike the toothbrush mustache, black turtlenecks have been
         | ruined for everyone.
        
       | I_am_tiberius wrote:
       | For people following the Wirecard story this isn't new.
        
         | generationP wrote:
         | That Marsalek works for Russian intel isn't new. Many of the
         | details are.
        
       | photochemsyn wrote:
       | Interesting story - sounds like Wirecard may have been a Russian
       | version of the BCCI. For comparison:
       | 
       | https://irp.fas.org/congress/1992_rpt/bcci/11intel.htm
       | 
       | > "The unofficial story of BCCI's links to U.S. intelligence is
       | complicated by the inability of investigators to determine
       | whether private persons affiliated with U.S. intelligence were
       | undertaking actions such as selling U.S. arms to a foreign
       | government outside ordinary channels on their own behalf, or
       | ostensibly under sanction of a U.S. government agency, policy, or
       | operation."
        
       | Log_out_ wrote:
       | German (sp/h)ygh society, it's almost like any longterm spywar
       | breeds a mafia, they are loyal first to themselves and their
       | thiefdoms everywhere.
        
       | dogman144 wrote:
       | Everytime crypto gets harangued as a money laundering cesspool, I
       | think of HSBC's highest performing branch in Sinaloa and
       | Germany's fintech giant payment processor run by a GRU spy. As in
       | two money laundering behemoths right out in the regulated open.
       | Give me a break.
        
         | dogman144 wrote:
         | lol for those downvoting, here are the facts:
         | 
         | - HSBC was fined about $2.5b all in all by US govt in 2010's
         | (one of largest ever) for laundering $900m for cartels over
         | multiple years. The Sinaloa branch (not NYC, Zurich, Greenwich,
         | London... but Sinaloa) was their highest performing branch for
         | a long stretch
         | 
         | - Why exactly would a German unicorn payment processors' COO be
         | a longterm agent... GRU's infiltration of German finance and
         | energy industry for laundering and energy markets access is an
         | open secret.
        
       | calibas wrote:
       | This is what actual reporting looks like.
       | 
       | Look at most news stories these days. There's some kind of
       | conflict, two parties don't agree on something, and they report
       | both "sides" of the story. Because the writers don't know what
       | really occurred, it's common that a news story will give equal
       | weight to lies and truth (or semi-truth and semi-truth).
       | 
       | In the insanity of normal society, this is actually promoted as a
       | good thing. News stations pat themselves on the back for being
       | "fair and balanced", and use it as proof of being "unbiased".
       | 
       | It's the opposite of unbiased, when there's no bias there are no
       | "sides". You can't take both sides in a conflict, each "side"
       | being a heavily biased opinion in itself, and combine them
       | together to create a lack of bias. That's not how it works, two
       | conflicting partial truths don't equal a whole truth, two
       | conflicting partial truths just create cognitive dissonance
       | (FUD).
       | 
       | Now look at this news story, it's quite different from what I
       | described above. It's proper investigative journalism where the
       | goal is cutting through opinions and second-hand information to
       | find the actual truth. It's a major accomplishment and something
       | to be applauded.
       | 
       | In my heavily-biased opinion, it's the job of a free press to
       | seek and report the truth, to create new stories like this one,
       | not to report "both sides".
       | 
       | And to illustrate when I'm saying, look at what happens to be the
       | #1 story on my Google News at this moment:
       | https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/29/middleeast/gaza-food-truck-de...
       | 
       | CNN doesn't know exactly what happened, there's conflicting
       | stories, and all we know for sure is that a bunch of hungry
       | Palestinians were just killed while trying to get food. Here's
       | what CNN found:
       | 
       | According to Palestine it's Israel's fault.
       | 
       | According to Israel it's Palestine's fault.
       | 
       | Yes, clear as mud. It's the perfect kind of reporting for adding
       | to the controversy and acting like there's no clear right &
       | wrong, or viable solutions to the conflict. It's how I would do
       | things if I wanted to extend the war as long as possible.
       | However, I'm biased toward peace and preservation of life, so
       | it's quite clear to me what's causing food riots and subsequent
       | massacres.
        
         | red_admiral wrote:
         | When something newsworthy happens, like many civilian deaths
         | around a food truck, people reading the news want two things:
         | they want the truth, and they want it now. I agree with you
         | that good journalism seeks the truth first of all - but that
         | takes time and if everyone else is talking about that truck
         | today, your news outlet has to feature that story too somehow.
         | Maybe we'll have a proper investigative report on that truck in
         | a week, or a month.
         | 
         | I remember that earlier in the war, when some kind of rocket
         | struck a hospital in Gaza, Israel and Hamas also blamed each
         | other - then President Biden said as far as his intelligence
         | goes, it was Hamas and I think that's the consensus now? We
         | might never know for sure, but in the immediate aftermath of
         | the hit the options for a media outlet were basically "we don't
         | know" or "it was definitely the side we don't like". The
         | truthful answer until someone's done the investigation is the
         | former, but that gets you the kind of article on CNN that
         | you're pointing out.
        
           | teddyh wrote:
           | > _people reading the news want two things: they want the
           | truth, and they want it now._
           | 
           | I profoundly disagree. People want two other, completely
           | different things:
           | 
           | 1. People want to be given information to confirm their own
           | biases and preconceived notions
           | 
           | 2. People want to be able to not have to actually _do_
           | anything or _change_ anything because of any new information.
        
         | rainworld wrote:
         | I'll save you the headache: News media does not exist to inform
         | you. In the actually existing real world that we live in, news
         | media does not exist to inform you.
         | 
         |  _But it does inform me sometimes!_
         | 
         | Cost of doing business.
        
         | empath-nirvana wrote:
         | Some of that is just that there's a 24 hour news cycle, and the
         | event is out there so they have to report that it happened. It
         | takes _time_ to untangle what really happened in an event like
         | that, and it's not going to happen in a day.
         | 
         | I'm not going to get into the politics of that, but I do wish
         | that news orgs would report the necessary context for
         | understanding what "so-and-so claims" really means and letting
         | people have all the information they need so they can judge how
         | many grains of salt are appropriate. A little bit of he-said,
         | she-said is necessary in breaking news, but there should be a
         | lot of caveats that go along with reporting like that.
        
           | calibas wrote:
           | You have a country full of starving people, an active war,
           | and trucks full of food guarded by soldiers of the opposing
           | force. You also have the UN, a somewhat independent
           | organization that's supposed to help resolve the conflict,
           | and they're saying Israel is _intentionally_ restricting Gaza
           | 's food supply.
           | 
           | Understanding this context, seeing all the threads, and
           | there's really not much to untangle. If anything, this was
           | entirely predictable. Nobody should be surprised that
           | starvation was enough to provoke a violent conflict between
           | Palestinians and the IDF.
           | 
           | I believe the news media is here to provide clarity, not add
           | to confusion. The problem is that when things are a tangled
           | mess, the media has a lot more to report on. Truth is cut and
           | dry, but when there's a mystery you can just keep going on
           | and on and on... I still remember all the news about OJ
           | Simpson, so much to report and so few facts!
        
       | DyslexicAtheist wrote:
       | delusions of grandeur strongly remind me of Paul LeRoux
       | https://magazine.atavist.com/the-mastermind/
       | 
       | ... also Kim Dotcom who I met personally before going on a run to
       | Asia. He too had cardboard cutouts of himself as a cartoon
       | character all over his Munich office of DataProtect. Funny that
       | Kim Schmitz managed to settle in NZ and not Russia. He is an
       | outlier, probably lacked the RU connection back then.
        
         | crotchfire wrote:
         | The book _Kingpin_ about LeRoux is a great read! Fun and geeky.
         | 
         | https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/9319468-kingpin
         | 
         | Especially liked the part where he is asked "so why do you keep
         | your piles of cash in Pelican cases"? "Because they float."
        
       | epistasis wrote:
       | With Schulz's truly strange behavior in stalling support for
       | Ukraine, and involvement in the Wirecard and cum-ex scandals, I
       | truly wonder if there might be some kompromat hanging over
       | Scholz's head around this.
        
         | pelasaco wrote:
         | That's not new (in German) https://www.berliner-
         | zeitung.de/wirtschaft-verantwortung/wir...
        
         | Vuizur wrote:
         | Scholz does not stall support for Ukraine, Germany has given
         | about 10 times as much military aid as France to Ukraine:
         | https://www.politico.eu/article/military-aid-ukraine-france-...
         | 
         | Also compared to the US, Germany has given about 60 billion
         | total aid (including the EU share + refugee cost) if I
         | calculate it correctly, while the US has given 75 billion. So
         | it gives much more per GDP.
        
       | 3pm wrote:
       | Is there a word that describes a very loosely organized but
       | extremely powerful entity, that is kind of a nation state but
       | also kind of a mafia and also kind of a business? Can it just be
       | summarized as Putin's regime? But then it will function without
       | him, maybe even more effectively. And its only ideology is the
       | hate toward Western values (and love of the Western toys). What
       | you call it?
        
         | dh2022 wrote:
         | I can't wait to see what happens in Russia post-Putin. I mean,
         | the guy is 71 years old. Maybe he will hang on for another
         | 10-15 years. I can't wait to see what happens then. As far as I
         | can tell none of his biological offspring is being pushed as
         | next leader.
        
           | 3pm wrote:
           | How much does he matter you think? After reading the article,
           | did you get the impression that all the colorful characters
           | will suddenly change their ways after Putin dies? It seems
           | the whole thing is very very loosely organized. More Camorra
           | than Cosa Nostra. They kinda off like reverse James Bonds,
           | but not exactly.
        
             | dh2022 wrote:
             | Well, a power struggle would be quite the thing to watch.
             | At least for me. Kinda like what happened when Stalin died.
             | (My personal forecast excludes return to democracy; it
             | includes something similar to what happened after Stalin
             | died).
        
               | 3pm wrote:
               | Yes, I think the chance to soft-land USSR into a
               | democracy was missed by the West in the 90s. I don't see
               | how the brainwashed population and their globe trotting
               | elite will change their views now. It did not have to be
               | this way.
        
               | dh2022 wrote:
               | I thought the same way back in 90s. I also thought that a
               | western-aligned Russia would have helped counter act some
               | of China's ambitions. (I was quite puzzled by my college
               | economics professor when he kept saying that increasing
               | trade with China will make China more like the West)
               | Instead of that, the West more or less nudged Russia in
               | China's arms....It did not have to be this way....
        
           | maratc wrote:
           | I am sorry to be pessimistic, but once Putin is gone, someone
           | else is going to take his place. There won't be much
           | difference between Putin and the other guy, and that (small)
           | difference may be for the better or it may be for the worse.
           | 
           | Putin is not in that place because he's somehow an extremely
           | talented (or extremely lucky) person. Putin is there because
           | that's what most of the Russian elite wants. Once he's gone,
           | the Russian elite will put there somebody else who will fit
           | them the most. It would not be reasonable to expect any
           | drastic difference given the unchanging circumstances.
           | 
           | The thought that Putin is holding a whole country hostage to
           | his freakish ideas is a very depressing one, but when you
           | think of it it's actually an optimistic one because it
           | implies that a positive change could be coming. But in my
           | view, the reality is even more depressing. And in my view,
           | the reality is that he has both the elites' support and the
           | popular support.
           | 
           | A good proxy for the Russian situation would be China. They
           | have changed the guy a couple of times in the last 30 years
           | but the policy stayed mostly the same. The only things that
           | can bring a change are either a coup (not likely in Russia)
           | or a black horse like Gorbachev.
        
       | mseepgood wrote:
       | Why is Germany always so naive when it comes to Russian espionage
       | and infiltration?
        
         | Krasnol wrote:
         | They are not in the conflict flow anymore. It's been trained
         | out of their system for quite some time. It leads to some naive
         | assumptions about how the world works.
         | 
         | Even the events around the current conflict seem not to have
         | shaken the society, from what I witness. The Green parties
         | wishes on the topic of heat pumps or people coming to their
         | country whose skin color is not white have more revolutionary
         | potential than Russians right around the corner or people
         | blowing up their gas pipelines.
         | 
         | They are too busy with themselves and stuff like that is just
         | embarrassing. It only serves as filling material for your
         | everyday complaining orgy every single morning at work. Stuff a
         | healthy German citizen leaves behind them at Feierabend.
        
       | thriftwy wrote:
       | What was in it for Russia?
       | 
       | The missing 1.9 billions would be an interesting asset for e.g.
       | NK secret services, but for Russia it's a drop in a bucket.
        
         | thriftwy wrote:
         | > The anti-revolutionary activities were being orchestrated by
         | the FSB's Fifth Service, the Russian organization's foreign
         | intelligence arm.
         | 
         | One can only wonder what SBU was doing in the meantime...
        
         | intuitionist wrote:
         | The money was not stolen; it never existed in the first place.
         | 
         | The fraud at Wirecard started before Marsalek seems to have
         | been recruited as a Russian asset; the GRU probably didn't even
         | know it was happening until fairly late in the game. As frauds
         | tend to do, it snowballed, until you're setting up a Potemkin
         | bank branch in the Philippines to get your auditor off your
         | back about the couple billion Euros in cash you claim to have.
         | 
         | Still, I can think of a few reasons why an intelligence service
         | might want to be connected to the wealthy COO of a company that
         | processes payments for porn websites and offshore casinos...
        
         | 3pm wrote:
         | There is no single 'Russia' and certainly not one entity _got_
         | the whole 1.9 billion. It looks like a fairly loosely coupled
         | ecosystem of shady actors. They are privateers in a war. Not
         | unlike Francis Drake. The war that everyone in Russia knows
         | they're in.
        
       | generationP wrote:
       | Interestingly, the article completely avoids mentioning the
       | familial trail:
       | 
       | > Marsalek's grandfather, [Hans
       | Marsalek](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hans_Mar%C5%A1%C3%A1lek),
       | was a member of the Austrian resistance and later a suspected spy
       | for the Soviet Union.
       | 
       | And following the link to Hans Marsalek's page:
       | 
       | > He was long suspected of being a Soviet asset. Recently
       | uncovered documents indicate that are grounds to believe he was
       | responsible for helping the Soviets kidnap at least four people
       | and illegally render them to Moscow for torture and
       | interrogation.
       | 
       | While I am not surprised that a socialist persecuted under the
       | Nazis would join Soviet efforts, this is some useful backstory in
       | understanding why Marsalek the younger apparently had no reserves
       | in collaborating with the KGB.
        
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