[HN Gopher] The Catalogue of UK Entrances to Hell (2002)
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       The Catalogue of UK Entrances to Hell (2002)
        
       Author : Daub
       Score  : 327 points
       Date   : 2024-02-13 09:41 UTC (13 hours ago)
        
 (HTM) web link (www.entrances2hell.co.uk)
 (TXT) w3m dump (www.entrances2hell.co.uk)
        
       | Daub wrote:
       | An old site, but with a good deal of obscure British charm.
        
         | ChrisArchitect wrote:
         | So random/wacky. A classic example of the lovely "weird
         | internet". (That I hope is forever preserved)
        
           | c2xlZXB5Cg1 wrote:
           | Frontpage/Dreamweaver vibes
        
       | anta40 wrote:
       | https://www.entrances2hell.co.uk/page281.html
       | 
       | How come a piece of tree (or whatever it is) is supposed to be an
       | entrace of hell? Hmmm okay. Perhaps I don't get this Brits joke.
        
         | ChrisArchitect wrote:
         | Random/not so random things and making up stories about them
         | with a theme. It's creative.
        
         | PaulRobinson wrote:
         | It's the Wessex Variant of the Mornington Crescent rules that
         | mean... oh wait, wrong thread...
        
           | KineticLensman wrote:
           | No! It's the Malebolge variant!
           | 
           | (sigh)
        
             | Lio wrote:
             | Can you even use Malebolge on a Tuesday? That's definitely
             | not canon.
        
         | csmattryder wrote:
         | It's incredibly convenient for us who commute home from
         | Oracle's office in the area.
        
           | Lio wrote:
           | I wish I could up vote this comment twice. Larry would be
           | proud.
        
         | eigenket wrote:
         | The flowers on the right hand side look like daisies and
         | probably like 1-2cm across. The whole thing is probably about
         | 20cm across. Its probably a mole-hill? It looks vaguely like it
         | could be earth displaced from a tunneling devil if you squint a
         | bit and go with the 2002 vibe.
        
           | bemusedthrow75 wrote:
           | Moles, though. You can't trust 'em.
        
             | mrlonglong wrote:
             | Yes indeed, the preferred way to deal with them is to stamp
             | on the hills and persuade them to move next door.
        
         | gilleain wrote:
         | Why are you so certain that you can recognise an entrance to
         | hell when you see one :) ?
        
           | wizerdrobe wrote:
           | Must be the Devil, trying to sow seeds of doubt among us.
        
         | petesergeant wrote:
         | Well it's only a temporary entrance, and is clearly labelled as
         | such. For more information please reread.
        
         | smusamashah wrote:
         | > Although it is an extremely exhausting process, his ability
         | to swim through soil means that the devil will, on occasion,
         | create temporary entrances. These will eventually be filled in
         | by the local County Council but they can be a source of harmful
         | mantle-gas. This example was named Oilyn by the investigating
         | police officers after the former Prime Minister.
        
       | sdflhasjd wrote:
       | How old is this site? I'm sure even in 2002 JPEG was a better
       | option than GIF
        
         | LeoPanthera wrote:
         | I'm sure it's older than that, seeing it again has triggered a
         | memory from I'm sure the late 90s.
        
           | autophagian wrote:
           | According to the blog of the man who runs it, it was from
           | 2002-2005:
           | https://misterirvine.wordpress.com/2011/07/15/explain-
           | entran...
        
             | bemusedthrow75 wrote:
             | _" The poor design is also a way of making the fictional
             | compiler (Rae Gates) seem to be lonely, naive, obsessed,
             | deluded and out-of-touch. I, the real compiler, am only one
             | of these."_
             | 
             | Genius.
        
             | wouterjanl wrote:
             | Also from his blog:
             | 
             | << I am a husband and father. The reason I was born was to
             | become my daughter's father. I was wise enough to notice
             | and appreciate at the time, the slow ecstatic joy my
             | child's early years were giving me. So too have her later
             | years. I will die happy. >>
             | 
             | Beautiful.
             | 
             | https://misterirvine.wordpress.com/about/
        
         | wconrm wrote:
         | see first entry here :
         | https://web.archive.org/web/20021001000000*/https://www.entr...
        
       | PaulRobinson wrote:
       | > "(c) J H Irvine 2002"
       | 
       | Yes. This is a taste of what the web was like before it became
       | shit. And it's the way it should be again.
       | 
       | Weird, quirky, fun, no ad-tech, no trying to hard sell anything.
       | 
       | God, I miss this era.
        
         | bowsamic wrote:
         | It still exists you're just missing it
        
           | benj111 wrote:
           | Right... But how does one find it.
           | 
           | Does one have to tilt their trolley at every pillar on every
           | train platform. Or find a friendly worm type thing to show
           | them hidden entrances?
        
             | bowsamic wrote:
             | The latter
        
             | mglz wrote:
             | It's work and we need to re-establish a true net of
             | websites, webrings and all the other forgotten stuff that
             | was made obsolete by search engines. Here's my
             | contribution:
             | 
             | https://mglz.de/links.html
        
               | bowsamic wrote:
               | I'm not sure, I think it's better to keep it private and
               | dispense it through closed communities. These things
               | don't work unless there is a lot of personal interest
               | between each website creator, so just dumping them into a
               | big list isn't great. I think the best modern approaches
               | I've seen have forums/Discord servers organised around a
               | topic, such as making demos or sizecoding, and then
               | people sharing their sites and projects within those
               | spaces.
        
               | mglz wrote:
               | Discord is a walled garden and is not searchable, so
               | knowledge posted there is lost very quickly and is super
               | hard to discover. Static HTML has its limits, but has
               | much better longevity.
        
         | rpastuszak wrote:
         | I put together a list of sites/catalogues you might find
         | interesting:
         | https://untested.sonnet.io/Places+to+Find+Indie+Web+Content
        
           | HeckFeck wrote:
           | I've a site like that too, we would appreciate a link:
           | 
           | http://wmw.thran.uk
        
             | mglz wrote:
             | And my Axe!
             | 
             | https://mglz.de/links.html
        
               | test1235 wrote:
               | are we sharing pages of random links here?
               | 
               | https://industrialnation.co.uk/
        
         | nathell wrote:
         | That web still exists. Even though it has been eclipsed by the
         | siloized monstrous goos, those independent, quirky, greenfield
         | sites are still very much alive.
        
           | yard2010 wrote:
           | Much like saying ancient Rome still exist, you just can see
           | it through all the gentrification
        
             | wkjagt wrote:
             | I love the comparison with gentrification. It's not the
             | same though. You can still see the old web untouched, it's
             | just almost impossible to find. But if you do find it, you
             | don't see the gentrification.
             | 
             | Maybe it's more like Rome being surrounded by hundreds of
             | miles of malls, and parking lots, and highways, and those
             | highways (and Google Maps) only leading you to those
             | parking lots and malls. You'd have to stumble upon a
             | backroad that's not on the map to find the old Rome.
        
               | darkwater wrote:
               | > it's just almost impossible to find.
               | 
               | Just like it was back then... There was a very steep path
               | for the entrance to he^W the Internet, and then it was
               | easy to find those places. Now you can access the
               | Internet easily but it's harder to find those places.
               | 
               | EDIT: typo
        
               | bbarnett wrote:
               | Part of it is, SSL certs. Google downranks, heavily,
               | websites without SSL.
               | 
               | Some of these sites will never see SSL, and so they are
               | indeed as roads not on a map.
               | 
               | (It isn't relevant how easy or hard ssl and obtaining
               | certs are. The reality is, these older, static html sires
               | sometimes don't have ssl, and will never have ssl.)
        
             | nuz wrote:
             | Gentrification is a poor analogy since the web is not zero
             | sum unlike physical space.
             | 
             | Attention is limited though and that has shifted away from
             | websites like this so maybe it's gentrification of
             | attention
        
               | dazzawazza wrote:
               | Feels like saying "Casino's are the gentrification of
               | wealth".
               | 
               | Not disagreeing with you. It's just the modern web is a
               | trap. A game you will lose, as your attention is abused,
               | misdirected and monetized.
        
               | batch12 wrote:
               | Sadly, I think we're the only ones that pine for the old
               | web.
        
               | coldtea wrote:
               | > _Gentrification is a poor analogy since the web is not
               | zero sum unlike physical space._
               | 
               | It looks as if it's "not zero sum" because a random user
               | can supposedly check out anything on equal footing,
               | whether it's Facebook.com or some guy's hobby personal
               | website. They're both there and available.
               | 
               | But in reality that's never the case. A person taken at
               | random is never equally likely to visit this or that
               | (except in the sense: I have 50%-50% chances of winning
               | the lottery today: I either win, or I don't). The
               | gentrified one's would have way more exposure, be
               | promoted as way more essential (socially, and even
               | professionally) to be on them, they will have all the
               | trappings of fashion, like modern design, mobile client
               | apps, and such.
               | 
               | Back in 1999 that wasn't yet the case. At least nowhere
               | near to the degree it is today.
               | 
               | This is reflected in viewership numbers of course, where
               | a gentrified behemoth might get 99% of the traffic, and
               | the rest long tail 1%, despite consisting of billion
               | times more websites.
        
               | pmontra wrote:
               | OK but... a personal website gets substantially less
               | traffic than Facebook but does it get more or less
               | traffic than the website owner's profile page on
               | Facebook? If that person keeps a blog on the personal
               | site and occasionally posts on FB, the website wins. If
               | that person posts all the time on Facebook and rarely
               | blogs, the FB profile wins.
               | 
               | I do have a website since last century and I stopped
               | posting on FB since a few years ago. My website gets
               | negligible traffic except scan bots but still more than
               | me on FB. If people google me they might find me on FB
               | and realize that my page is dead. If they insist they'll
               | find my site.
        
             | pftburger wrote:
             | You really really don't want to have lived in Ancient Rome.
             | Same applies for most nostalgia
        
             | brudgers wrote:
             | The empire never ended.          --PK Dick.
        
           | NoMoreNicksLeft wrote:
           | Finding a path to that still-existing web is like trying to
           | casually hike into the fairy realm or something. It's all
           | around us and invisible, inaccessible.
        
         | bemusedthrow75 wrote:
         | > no trying to hard sell anything
         | 
         | Apparently not even the coffee mug now, which is bitterly
         | disappointing.
        
           | shever73 wrote:
           | True, although the official safety posters[0] still seem to
           | be available: https://www.cafepress.com/e2hp.34051572
           | 
           | [0] https://www.entrances2hell.co.uk/pagesafety.html
        
             | fipar wrote:
             | "Don't shout at the devil (not even with good news)."
             | 
             | This is just amazing, thank you (and OP) for the link!
        
             | bemusedthrow75 wrote:
             | Ahhh now I want one.
        
             | witcH wrote:
             | instantly ordered one for my office. Incredible.
        
         | wkjagt wrote:
         | I wonder if it would be possible to filter out the noise of the
         | "modern web" by black listing big tech the same way we block
         | ads. Might be an interesting project.
        
           | saiya-jin wrote:
           | I mean put adblocks into crazy mode, blacklist anything
           | related to Google and Meta-crap by default, turn off JS and
           | probably CSS too and you are almost there, maybe apart from
           | blinking text and weirdly stretched bitmap backgrounds
        
           | jonpurdy wrote:
           | Kagi (the search engine) has Small Web*, which (I assume)
           | shows only results from the long tail and excludes popular
           | sites (they use TinyGem search index for this).
           | 
           | *https://blog.kagi.com/small-web
        
             | wkjagt wrote:
             | Oh this looks really nice. Thanks for sharing!
        
           | martinpw wrote:
           | Wasn't there a site that showed search results but skipped
           | the top N results, so you ended up seeing a lot more
           | interesting smaller sites? Can't remember details and a quick
           | search (hah) didn't find it. Pretty sure it was linked on HN
           | a year or two ago...
           | 
           | Edit - I think this was it, but looks like it needs an
           | account: https://millionshort.com/
        
             | 15457345234 wrote:
             | > so you ended up seeing a lot more interesting smaller
             | sites?
             | 
             | A lot of smaller sites just aren't indexed any more, it's a
             | common complaint you read here...
             | 
             | "Smaller site, we don't use adwords, we're getting crawled
             | 500x/day which is 40% of our bandwidth, still not indexed
             | after 6 months"
        
           | flpm wrote:
           | If a search engine were to penalize ads, I bet a lot of those
           | old sites would surface. The old web was an "amateur" web,
           | people created sites to share content they were excited
           | about, not to monetize it (or to allow a platform to monetize
           | it). If search engines also make most of their money from
           | advertising, they have a big conflict of interest. We need an
           | open source search engine owned by a non-profit organization
           | following the model of Signal.
        
             | wkjagt wrote:
             | > If a search engine were to penalize ads, I bet a lot of
             | those old sites would surface.
             | 
             | Maybe using an ad blocker to build a list of "websites that
             | serve ads" (in addition to domains those ads are served
             | from), and using that list to filter out results from an
             | existing search engine API (like Duck Duck Go) would get
             | you part of the way. But you'd probably need to search
             | really far before you start finding sites that don't serve
             | ads.
        
           | sirsinsalot wrote:
           | I would use a search engine that only indexed sites that have
           | zero ads, tracking or referral links.
           | 
           | Not sure how useful it'd be, but I would use it!
           | 
           | It would probably be like Google circa 1999-2000
        
             | wkjagt wrote:
             | I would use that too, for sure! I kind of feel like
             | experimenting with this now. I have no idea how doable it
             | is to just "start scraping the web" though. uBlock Origin
             | is open source, so I guess that could be used to help
             | filter out sites that serve ads.
        
           | wconrm wrote:
           | I find this CSE quite usefull for finding old websites
           | https://www.oldestsearch.com/
        
           | robinsonb5 wrote:
           | All you need is a reliable way to detect cookie popups.
        
         | RobotToaster wrote:
         | The commercialisation of the internet was a mistake.
        
         | TomMasz wrote:
         | I was wondering why the photos looked like so poorly
         | compressed.
        
         | ricardo81 wrote:
         | Part of the problem is information discovery is dominated by
         | big tech, between Google and social platforms.
         | 
         | Mojeek is an alt search engine with an independent index that
         | returns this site so obv indexed.
         | 
         | https://www.mojeek.com/search?q=uk+entrances+to+hell
         | 
         | I see another one there for Dutch locations
         | 
         | http://pkazil.free.fr/e2hnl.html
         | 
         | disclaimer, I used to work at Mojeek.
        
           | bragr wrote:
           | I'm not sure what point you're trying to make with the search
           | results as compared to Google?
           | https://www.google.com/search?q=uk+entrances+to+hell
        
             | ricardo81 wrote:
             | 90+% of people would use Google to find stuff via search,
             | it's useful to have other means. As you can see by their
             | results they tend to favour 'fresh' (nee recycled content)
             | pages rather than older and original sources.
             | 
             | //added
             | 
             | which is often the case as per comments in this thread with
             | people generally feeling the commercial web has gobbled up
             | original and niche content. Surely it can only be that way
             | because the gateways to the web have made it so.
        
         | Cthulhu_ wrote:
         | I found a bookmarklet (on HN) that will take you to a random
         | "old internet" webpage: https://wiby.me/surprise/
         | 
         | Just pressed it, it sent me to https://holyjoe.net/, a personal
         | website of a reverend from 1995, last updated in 2020 based on
         | its 'poetry' page.
        
         | npteljes wrote:
         | No ad-tech, and 2002? What web were you on? 2002 had popups,
         | pop-unders, frantically blinking banners, pages opening many
         | other pages when you click on them, search results poisoned
         | with transparent or small text, and barely any tech in the
         | user's hand to fight these.
         | 
         | The web is, I think, friendlier now than it was in 2000-2005.
         | And much, much more useful in general.
        
           | nottorp wrote:
           | > The web is, I think, friendlier now than it was in
           | 2000-2005
           | 
           | I'd replace "is" with "looks".
        
             | npteljes wrote:
             | What makes you say that?
        
               | nottorp wrote:
               | All the spying going on in the background every time you
               | load a web site.
        
               | npteljes wrote:
               | Right, now that really is something that is much more
               | aggressive on today's internet.
        
         | _joel wrote:
         | The era of ratemypoo . com (I've not checked if this site still
         | exists or what, ymmv).
        
         | dajt wrote:
         | And web rings to proudly be part of :)
        
       | ckastner wrote:
       | I love this. Texts appear both coherent yet utterly random:
       | 
       | > _Satan 's heat-image can sometimes be seen here and it has
       | recently been proven that all of the earth's insects were born
       | just inside the metal door._
        
         | Daub wrote:
         | > ...coherent yet utterly random
         | 
         | Beautifully put!
        
         | wwilim wrote:
         | This sounds like Stig facts
        
         | chalst wrote:
         | Many do, but some go beyond coherence and tell a story. E.g.,
         | 
         | https://www.entrances2hell.co.uk/page285.html
         | 
         | says
         | 
         | > The Cult of Reversible Death wrote of a moonlight-appointment
         | with God (which the devil failed to attend due to prior
         | commitments) claiming that it was to have taken place here at
         | Puggnac. There is no evidence to prove their claim but the
         | local steelworks still shows the event on their coat of arms.
         | Puggnac has superbly delicate ductwork and a hydraulics system
         | which was designed and built in Yorkshire.
         | 
         | Radom as hell, though, fitting the theme.
        
       | sschueller wrote:
       | Here is the "gates to hell" in Zurich, Switzerland:
       | 
       | https://d3qvqlc701gzhm.cloudfront.net/mirror/1c45663482a9521...
       | 
       | https://www.zuerich.com/de/besuchen/sehenswuerdigkeiten/hoel...
        
       | gerjomarty wrote:
       | This reminded me of the Hidden London tours, which allow guided
       | access to staff-only disused and abandoned parts of the London
       | Underground. There's a real excitement in taking a peek behind
       | one of these dusty, abandoned-looking doors you walk past every
       | day.
        
         | DrBazza wrote:
         | Those sort of tours are often listed on
         | https://www.ianvisits.co.uk/
        
           | 123pie123 wrote:
           | very interesting, thanks - I've been looking for something
           | like this
        
           | samstave wrote:
           | Haha "things to do in London Today:
           | https://i.imgur.com/Qpu7ZKd.png
        
         | trhway wrote:
         | > taking a peek behind one of these dusty, abandoned-looking
         | doors
         | 
         | back in middle-school in USSR exploring with friends abandoned
         | underground fortifications one of the doors that we broke
         | through happened to let us into an actually used military
         | hardware storage (unfortunately not munitions nor weapons)
         | which had its official office and gates with guards/etc. from
         | the other side of that hill.
         | 
         | More intentionally though we back then several times visited
         | using ventilation pass the large underground military fuel
         | depot each time carrying away buckets of fuel for various fun
         | childhood fire activities.
        
       | devjam wrote:
       | What a gem! And a few more from the HTML source:
       | <META NAME="Keywords" CONTENT="entrances2hell, entrancestohell,
       | entrances to hell, Hell, Canterbury, Kent,">
       | 
       | As well as a style tag missing a closing '>' on the page
       | template:                   </style
        
         | HeckFeck wrote:
         | I noticed this too. Would be a safe bet it was hand crafted in
         | notepad with no syntax highlighting.
         | 
         | Might just feed it to the W3C validator for kicks.
         | 
         | Update: The validator reported 42 errors before giving up:
         | Fatal Error: Cannot recover after last error. Any further
         | errors will be ignored.       From line 56, column 1; to line
         | 56, column 23       Verdana">-<a href="page279.html">This w
        
           | KineticLensman wrote:
           | > The validator reported 42 errors before giving up
           | 
           | Giving up? 42! How can you not see this as the sinister
           | interference of Beelzebub!
        
             | wkjagt wrote:
             | 42 hex in decimal is 66!
        
           | arrowsmith wrote:
           | > hand crafted in notepad with no syntax highlighting
           | 
           | Those were the days!
        
             | devjam wrote:
             | Save, open FTP/SCP client, copy to webserver, maybe
             | poke/restart a service via SSH, back to browser, refresh...
             | dammit, error, rinse repeat.
             | 
             | We're certainly spoiled having formatting, linting, tests
             | and coverage all run on save these days :-)
        
         | wkjagt wrote:
         | When did we stop explicitly welcoming people to websites
         | (literally: "welcome to my website!") . The same era that
         | "going on the internet" was an actual activity. I miss that.
         | It's like we all stopped being excited by the web.
        
           | mathieuh wrote:
           | Everyone's a "brand" these days. I get the same kind of
           | feeling when I see a bio written in the third person but
           | which was clearly written by the person themselves.
        
           | nextlevelwizard wrote:
           | Content should speak for it self. Welcoming people to a
           | website is same as starting a IM conversation with: "hi!".
        
             | wkjagt wrote:
             | Valid point, but there was something charming and innocent
             | about "the welcome to my website" that I miss.
        
           | RobotToaster wrote:
           | >The same era that "going on the internet" was an actual
           | activity. I miss that. I
           | 
           | Now you can never leave.
        
       | clort wrote:
       | along these lines, see Portals of London
       | https://portalsoflondon.com/
        
       | pk-protect-ai wrote:
       | Though these gates are not sinister enough, in my opinion, it
       | would be a nice idea to make a game out of it with a plot around
       | gate research. It could be fun...
       | 
       | Disclaimer: I am not nostalgic for the internet of the old days,
       | especially the times when you had a few websites to access,
       | mostly university sites, and you could memorize each and every IP
       | address. I actually hate the fact that the major search engines
       | (especially Bing and Google) try to deceive me with the URLs I
       | don't need. During the times of Altavista and Yahoo, I had the
       | regex pipeline to filter their searches; however, this tactic is
       | now futile...
        
       | etamponi wrote:
       | Can somebody please explain the joke/context? :)
        
         | bradrn wrote:
         | https://misterirvine.wordpress.com/2011/07/15/explain-entran...
         | 
         | [Thanks goes to @autophagian who linked this in another
         | comment]
        
       | blippage wrote:
       | If that's too scary for you, you could always look at "Pylon of
       | the Month" https://www.pylonofthemonth.org/
       | 
       | The website was set up by an Englishman, of course, because
       | that's what us British do best: quirky and underwhelming.
       | 
       | I heard a fund manager in the energy sector the other day who
       | said that PotM was the thing that fascinated listeners most.
       | 
       | Spoiler alert: January's pylon is from Cadiz in Spain, has its
       | own Wikipedia page, but the pair featured aren't as tall as the
       | Thames crossing pylons.
        
         | sebstefan wrote:
         | You promised me underwhelming and I almost had a heart attack
         | with January's pylon
         | 
         | Thankfully the 2023 ones were just mundane enough to bring me
         | back
        
         | shrikant wrote:
         | > quirky and underwhelming
         | 
         | Describes Stonehenge perfectly. Which I suppose could be some
         | sort of ancient pylons?
        
           | blippage wrote:
           | You might be interested in "Crap Days Out", a book published
           | about 1 decade ago. In it you can find out such treats as the
           | Dinosaur Museum, which has no dinosaurs, the Pencil Museum,
           | which boasts the world's largest pencil, and Teapot Island,
           | home to more than 8,000 teapots. Of course Stonehenge appears
           | in it.
           | 
           | Here's a review in the Guardian:
           | https://www.theguardian.com/travel/2011/aug/21/crap-days-
           | out...
           | 
           | "And that's Stonehenge!" I announced. "Is it?" replied Maria.
           | "It's a bit small and rubbish, isn't it?" "Yes," I said
           | proudly. "It is."
        
             | kitd wrote:
             | If you're referring to the Pencil Museum in Keswick, I
             | found that fascinating. But that's probably just me tbh ...
        
         | mikhailfranco wrote:
         | And also this gem:
         | 
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roundabout_Appreciation_Societ...
         | 
         | which got its meme explosion from a calendar of 12 roundabouts,
         | here is the latest 2024 edition:
         | 
         | https://dullkev.com/product/roundabouts-of-the-world-2024-ca...
        
           | Cockbrand wrote:
           | On the topic of _Appreciation Societies_ , I'd like to add
           | the World Bollard Association which has brought me much joy.
           | 
           | https://twitter.com/WorldBollard
           | 
           | As an aside, what's today's preferred alternative Twitter/X
           | frontend, now that nitter.net seems to have shut down?
        
             | blippage wrote:
             | In London, some bollards have been made out of recycled
             | cannons.
             | 
             | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxdJrqV0l4c
        
             | ornornor wrote:
             | I use twiiit.com (and have a rule in kagi to replace
             | twitter.com with twiiit.com in search results)
             | 
             | It uses a random nitter instance each time.
        
           | jasomill wrote:
           | Ah yes, the Arc de Triomphe, notable for its location in one
           | of the great roundabouts of the world.
           | 
           | Speaking as someone with a predilection for photographing
           | fire hydrants and manhole covers, this seems like an entirely
           | reasonable perspective.
        
             | samstave wrote:
             | Have you seen the "fire hydrants that look like planets"
             | blog or whatever it was - it was a few years ago...
             | 
             | https://www.reddit.com/r/firehydrantplanets/ <-- Warning,
             | contains Bollards as well.
             | 
             | https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&q=firehy
             | d...
             | 
             | Lots of really cool planet-hydrants posts
        
             | mikhailfranco wrote:
             | Ah yes, the Arc de _Triomphe,_ celebrating victory in 1806,
             | which turned to tragic defeat by 1812, and invasion by
             | 1814, with 500k French dead, and the Russian Tsar marching
             | into Paris - presumably inspecting the shiny new Arch of
             | _Victory_ LOL. The French invasion of Russia turned into
             | the Russian (allied) invasion of France.
             | 
             | The aforesaid roundabout (12 avenues meeting in a neat
             | circle, containing some vague gallic-shrug number of
             | unmarked lanes) will always be the Place D'Etoile for me,
             | never the Place Charles de Gaulle - but that's another long
             | story of French arrogance and hubris. I do believe the
             | Nazis also paraded around the French Arc de _Triomphe._
        
         | eythian wrote:
         | Turns out there's a Dutch equivalent also:
         | https://www.hoogspanningsnet.com/
        
         | narag wrote:
         | _Spoiler alert: January 's pylon is from Cadiz in Spain_
         | 
         | Thank you for bringing me back. I wish I'd be there now for the
         | Carnival.
         | 
         | Those towers are a nice landmark. The photo is great, but it
         | lacks perspective of how they connect Cadiz and Puerto Real
         | over the bay. A video:
         | 
         | https://www.endesa.com/es/proyectos/todos-los-proyectos/sect...
        
         | xg15 wrote:
         | > _The website was set up by an Englishman, of course, because
         | that 's what us British do best: quirky and underwhelming._
         | 
         | In a sense I'm disappointed, because it's not as underwhelming
         | as I had hoped. There goes my expectation of getting a new
         | favourite of these things every month:
         | https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6f/Pylon_01...
        
         | _a_a_a_ wrote:
         | > because that's what us British do best: quirky and
         | underwhelming
         | 
         | Yup. We're a bit crap and we know it. And that's just fine.
        
       | mijoharas wrote:
       | Interestingly the "entrances" seem to go from /page272.html to
       | /page381.html, and then loop back.
       | 
       | There also appears to be some kind of autocorrecting going on in
       | the url path, where /page1381.html will redirect to
       | /page381.html, though some will give you multiple choices like
       | https://www.entrances2hell.co.uk/page481.html. Seems like a
       | strange routing system. Is this common?
        
         | dleavitt wrote:
         | Looks like it's "mod_speling" from an old version of apache:
         | https://httpd.apache.org/docs/2.4/mod/mod_speling.html
        
         | mstade wrote:
         | Not strange, it's hypermedia at work. I wish more APIs (made
         | for human consumption or otherwise) would be so considerate.
         | See also: https://developer.mozilla.org/en-
         | US/docs/Web/HTTP/Status/300
        
       | mrlonglong wrote:
       | That's hilarious, thanks for a much needed laugh in between my
       | job hunting. the Tories here in the UK have made such a big mess
       | it's going to be hard to find a job with my disability.
        
       | lambdaone wrote:
       | The site even comes with its own music charts:
       | https://www.entrances2hell.co.uk/pagechart.html
       | 
       | My favourite track is "Ssssuuuuft".
        
       | petercooper wrote:
       | And by virtue of that site listing them, those entrances have
       | become Hyperart Thomasson:
       | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperart_Thomasson
        
       | mikhailfranco wrote:
       | Not _Heaven_ and _Hell,_ but...
       | 
       |  _Blisland,_ Cornwall, England
       | 
       | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blisland
       | 
       |  _Helland,_ Cornwall, England
       | 
       | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helland
       | 
       | About 3.2 km (2 miles) apart as the crow flies:
       | 
       | https://www.openstreetmap.org/node/33809465#map=13/50.5278/-...
       | 
       | Or 5.3km driving:
       | 
       | https://www.openstreetmap.org/directions?engine=fossgis_osrm...
       | 
       | The main route into Cornwall is the A30, and you see the signs to
       | them at successive junctions.
       | 
       | Who knew Bliss and Hell were so close together?
        
         | matsemann wrote:
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Norway
         | 
         | the image is quite funny. On the train station it says "Hell,
         | Gods - Expedition". (but which in Norwegian actually means
         | "goods handling")
        
           | eitland wrote:
           | I've been there.
           | 
           | The boot camp for the Norwegian Air Force used to be next to
           | that place and had a gate there so many Norwegian air force
           | soldiers including me guarded the gate at Hell ar some point.
        
       | N19PEDL2 wrote:
       | I would like there to be one for the city of Turin.
        
       | JoeAltmaier wrote:
       | How about a useful list, like, of entrances to the platform for
       | the Hogwarts Express. They'd look very similar I imagine?
        
       | andybak wrote:
       | https://www.entrances2hell.co.uk/page322.html
       | 
       | I know this location well. It leads to this:
       | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crystal_Palace_(High_Level)_ra...
       | 
       | which was one of the "abandoned places" I loved to explore in my
       | youth. I always suspected there were infernal forces at play in
       | that area.
        
       | gtmitchell wrote:
       | The maps are hidden gems. Don't want to spoil it, but be sure to
       | click the link on a few of them. It's top notch British humor.
        
         | ccppurcell wrote:
         | Rare, these days, to laugh out loud at a website. But one of
         | those maps got me.
        
       | _joel wrote:
       | Being a Mancunian of a certain vintage, these make me homesick.
        
       | tim333 wrote:
       | Slightly off topic but I recently discovered to my surprise
       | London has a now disused railway for the dead https://www.london-
       | walking-tours.co.uk/secret-london/london-...
        
       | redder23 wrote:
       | Some of the letters and answers are hilarious.
       | 
       | https://www.entrances2hell.co.uk/pageletters.html
       | 
       | Also this:
       | 
       | https://www.entrances2hell.co.uk/pagesafety.html
        
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