[HN Gopher] The invention of a new pasta shape (2021)
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       The invention of a new pasta shape (2021)
        
       Author : throwup238
       Score  : 191 points
       Date   : 2024-01-27 20:03 UTC (1 days ago)
        
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       | Traubenfuchs wrote:
       | The most sauceable pasta was developed long ago. It's called
       | couscous.
       | 
       | It's not forkeable at all and I'd argue it's toothsinkability
       | sucks though.
        
         | dotancohen wrote:
         | I prefer to eat half a portion of couscous.
        
         | ideamotor wrote:
         | Israeli couscous is larger and has slightly better mouthfeel
         | than the standard couscous. And I agree, these are the most
         | sauceable for sure. Very spoonable.
        
       | temp0826 wrote:
       | (2021)
       | 
       | I wish there were some data backing the claims and maybe a rubric
       | comparing it to other pasta geometries. Optimizing my pasta
       | experience keeps me up at night. Or maybe that's the indigestion.
        
         | Erratic6576 wrote:
         | What used to keep me up at night was skipping dinner. I would
         | watch the ceiling for hours in anxiety. Until one day, late at
         | night, I went out of bed for some fast food to take away
        
           | arketyp wrote:
           | Are you guys tripping?
        
             | Erratic6576 wrote:
             | No, paraphrasing Virginia Woolf
        
         | jsnell wrote:
         | Discussion at the time:
         | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26521761
        
         | bagels wrote:
         | Yes, if we want to make claims about sauce holding
         | capabilities, they should measure the weight of the cooked
         | pasta before and after saucing and draining loose sauce.
        
       | pohl wrote:
       | He did a great job balancing the 3 constraints. I always keep
       | some on hand these days. Trader Joe's carries it.
        
       | astrospective wrote:
       | By odd coincidence, I bought my first box of this today, looking
       | forward to trying it out.
        
         | dxdm wrote:
         | How was it?
        
       | addicted wrote:
       | The pasta is delicious. It's substantial. The pasta is almost
       | like eating a meatball in itself
        
       | lxe wrote:
       | Would love to see the process of this pasta being made.
        
       | WoodenChair wrote:
       | I think I bought this at Trader Joe's a couple months ago. If I'm
       | remembering correctly then I guess this introduction has been
       | pretty successful.
        
       | leonheld wrote:
       | From my personal tests, the bronze die extruded pasta isn't much
       | more "sauce-able" than the regular ones (for regular, usual
       | sauces like beef ragu, al burro, alla romana...). I honestly
       | believe this is one of the biggest culinary myths around pasta.
        
         | crazygringo wrote:
         | Yeah, I don't generally have a problem with a puddle of extra
         | sauce left over in my bowl after eating the pasta. Which means
         | this is solving a non-problem.
         | 
         | If your sauce isn't sticking, add a little water from the pasta
         | to it, after cooking the pasta. The starch in the water makes a
         | big difference to make the sauce stickier. Every Italian
         | restaurant does this, basically. And toss the pasta in the
         | sauce before serving, don't just dump the sauce on top of naked
         | noodles.
        
         | shagie wrote:
         | America's Test Kitchen looks into that - bronze cut vs teflon
         | cut and what happens if you take sandpaper to the dried pasta:
         | 
         | https://www.americastestkitchen.com/cooksillustrated/article...
        
           | stephenr wrote:
           | Americas test kitchen also says you can't make crispy pork
           | belly without frying it, I don't know why people put so much
           | trust in a group that can get something so easy, wrong.
        
             | jghn wrote:
             | ATK/CI, Kenji, etc - they all have said that many times
             | they're talking about best results. It's often possible to
             | cut corners from what they say and get perfectly reasonable
             | results, just not as ideal as one could.
             | 
             | Also FWIW, my recollection of the pork belly episode was
             | the same, that they said you'll never get as good of a
             | crispy crust without frying. That's not the same as it's
             | not possible to make it happen at all. I remember thinking
             | "well, I'm not gonna bother with that".
        
               | stephenr wrote:
               | Here is the video, right at the point where they make
               | their absolutely ridiculous fucking claim:
               | 
               | > We tried to get that skin crisp in a hot oven and under
               | the broiler, and _it just didn 't work_. The only way to
               | get it crisp was using hot oil.
               | 
               | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ucXLDX_xrE&t=390s
        
               | jmulho wrote:
               | You seem to have a very negative opinion about America's
               | Test Kitchen based on one claim they made in one video
               | (6:30). Yet you offer no insight into why you feel they
               | are wrong. If a company in the business of testing
               | recipes, with 30+ year track record (Cooks Illustrated),
               | tells me that they did multiple experiments on pork
               | belly, found oven results were leathery, frying was
               | crispy, explains why, and then demonstrates it, well yes,
               | I am going to trust them over a guy on the internet who
               | implies he is some master of pork bellies but
               | demonstrates nothing.
        
               | stephenr wrote:
               | If someone claiming to be an "expert" says that something
               | cannot be done, but you yourself have done it countless
               | times at home, it tends to give the impression that the
               | "expert" has no fucking idea what they're doing.
               | 
               | When the internet is full of examples of other people
               | doing said thing, it kind of cements the idea that they
               | have no fucking idea.
               | 
               | But hey, believe what you want.
        
               | jghn wrote:
               | Yes. And as I said sometimes these people are making
               | claims against a bar higher than what a normal person
               | would apply. You can't always take their statements
               | literally
               | 
               | There"s crispy and there's crispy.
        
             | washadjeffmad wrote:
             | I can believe that the current ATC doesn't know how to cook
             | it, but there's definitely at least one recipe from Cook's
             | Illustrated or Cook's Country going back around a decade
             | that advises using a cold, dry pan for crispy pork belly,
             | which I'll still do today.
             | 
             | I also recall that all the talent left to join Chris for
             | Milk Street, which is who would have published that
             | technique.
        
         | jonatron wrote:
         | Sauce-able is only one attribute, and bronze-die vs not is only
         | one variable. I liked Alex's tier list in this video:
         | https://youtu.be/v_XMTvAgpEw?si=X2QoNVbn3cl094fm Bronze die
         | would make more of a difference for carbonara where you need
         | starchy water
        
       | potatoman22 wrote:
       | I wonder if earlier shapes of pasta were created with a similar
       | mindset. Was macaroni engineered for an optimal eating
       | experience?
        
         | pacbard wrote:
         | Probably not. A pasta tube is the easiest shape to make by
         | extrusion (and difficult to make by hand) and it was likely the
         | first thing they tried after thinking of using extrusion to
         | make pasta.
        
           | toyg wrote:
           | Ish. Yes, the basic shapes come from what was possible back
           | then, but some varieties ended up being more popular because
           | they do work better. Sadly I lack the English vocabulary to
           | describe the difference between _penne liscie_ and _penne
           | rigate_...
        
             | bagels wrote:
             | Looks like the difference is one has longitudinal ridges,
             | and the other is smooth.
        
             | mongol wrote:
             | This is what ChatGPT has to say about the difference. Does
             | it capture your view of the matter?
             | 
             | Penne liscie and penne rigate are both types of penne
             | pasta, but they differ in their surface texture:
             | 
             | 1. *Penne Liscie*: This type of penne has a smooth surface.
             | The word "liscie" in Italian means "smooth." Due to its
             | smooth texture, it generally holds lighter sauces better,
             | as the surface doesn't trap as much sauce.
             | 
             | 2. *Penne Rigate*: In contrast, penne rigate has a ridged
             | surface. "Rigate" means "ridged" or "grooved" in Italian.
             | These ridges or grooves are excellent for holding onto
             | thicker, heartier sauces, as they provide more surface area
             | for the sauce to adhere to.
             | 
             | The choice between the two usually depends on the type of
             | sauce being used and personal preference. Penne rigate's
             | ability to hold more sauce makes it a popular choice for
             | many robust and creamy sauces.
        
       | Freak_NL wrote:
       | I remember growing up in the eighties that pasta essentially
       | meant macaroni or spaghetti in the Netherlands; occasionally
       | lasagne. Most pasta dishes cooked were those bludgeoned into
       | Dutch submission (i.e., sauces made from a packet, and invariably
       | with meat) those days sucked; I'm glad my mother had a fairly
       | decent pasta sauce recipe though.
       | 
       | Nowadays I'm partial to linguini or orecchiette (I suspect my
       | parents still think that's fancy). Of course once you actually
       | visit Italy or otherwise eat in a restaurant serving actual
       | Italian pasta, your views on what pasta is all about tend to
       | change.
        
         | zabzonk wrote:
         | ah, the joys of dutch cuisine!
        
       | dunham wrote:
       | We've ordered this a few times and always keep a few boxes in the
       | pantry.
       | 
       | It's a good substitute for deCecco "Galletti", which we used to
       | get in San Francisco. But the corner store stopped carrying it,
       | and I later learned it wasn't sold in the US. (They're supposed
       | to be cockscombs, but we always called them sea monsters.)
       | 
       | If you're looking for a long pasta, fusilli bucati lunghi is fun.
       | They're essentially old-school telephone cords.
       | 
       | [1]: https://www.dececco.com/lv_en/product/galletti-n-44/
        
         | toyg wrote:
         | I've never seen those galletti anywhere in Italy. I guess
         | they're just not very popular.
        
         | TMWNN wrote:
         | >If you're looking for a long pasta, fusilli bucati lunghi is
         | fun. They're essentially old-school telephone cords.
         | 
         | I'll have to check that out. I have regular (short) fusilli,
         | penne, and fettuccine on rotation when I make pasta. It's
         | strange how the mouthfeel affects the experience when the food
         | is otherwise exactly the same in terms of ingredients and
         | maker.
        
         | drifkin wrote:
         | I came here to the comments to mention the shape "Cresti di
         | Gallo", which I had for the first time recently and really
         | enjoyed. I suspect it might just be another name for the same
         | shape you posted, so maybe you can find another brand you like
        
           | dunham wrote:
           | Yeah, that's the same shape. I believe it's the proper name,
           | and I've tried searching for it in the past. It seems
           | somewhat rare in the western US under either name.
           | 
           | The place that I originally got it from was a tiny market at
           | 24th and Valencia in SF. I think they just happened into it
           | via some distributor and ran out after I slowly bought all of
           | it.
           | 
           | While I've kept an eye out, but I haven't put a lot of effort
           | into finding it. I did see it once at pike place market in a
           | bin of mixed pasta, but they said they didn't have that shape
           | by itself.
        
         | tacone wrote:
         | Fusilli Bucati is also a great favorite of mine. It's shaped
         | like a spring, fun to play with and chew and also good at
         | retaining sauce.
        
       | ericra wrote:
       | The new pasta shape is pretty cool and all, but $45 for 6 1-lb.
       | boxes of dry pasta is criminal!
        
         | Jtsummers wrote:
         | $32.94, not $45, per the link in the article which is about
         | $5.50/pound. The Trader Joe's version sells for $2.99/pound. I
         | don't think I'd ever spend $5.50/pound on pasta though. I'd
         | probably just learn to make my own if the prices got to that
         | point.
         | 
         | https://www.sfoglini.com/products/sporkful
         | 
         | https://www.traderjoes.com/home/products/pdp/organic-italian...
        
         | FridgeSeal wrote:
         | That's nothing compared to their shipping prices!
         | 
         | $51AUD for the pasta.
         | 
         | $350AUD for the shipping lol.
         | 
         | Suffice to say, I didn't buy any.
        
           | Cpoll wrote:
           | > $350AUD for the shipping lol.
           | 
           | Why is it this expensive for 6lbs (~3kg)?
        
             | ggm wrote:
             | Because Australia is a long way away and food imports incur
             | consequences due to biosecurity.
        
         | joshjob42 wrote:
         | You can get it at Trader Joe's for a pretty reasonable price.
         | It's my favorite!
        
       | zoklet-enjoyer wrote:
       | I like it. Good texture and a fun origin story.
        
       | caesil wrote:
       | It's a good shape. The "sauce trough" thing is a little
       | questionable though; having eaten a couple boxes, I think it
       | would make more sense to have it on the inside surface, more
       | sauce retained that way.
        
         | pohl wrote:
         | The series of podcast episodes is worth a listen. The task is
         | not just imagining an ideal shape balancing the 3 constraints,
         | but to do one that will actually come out a pasta extruder die.
         | Getting the trough inside the curl might not work within that
         | implicit 4th constraint.
        
         | dharmab wrote:
         | IIRC, Dan's original design had an an internal channel, but the
         | pasta die manufacturer said it wasn't feasible to manufacture,
         | so the design was adapted into the trough.
        
       | 127361 wrote:
       | Does anyone know if this has been patented? When digestive
       | biscuits first came out in 1890, they were patented.
        
         | pacbard wrote:
         | It looks like pasta shapes are patentable [1], but I wasn't
         | able to find a patent for this specific pasta shape on Google
         | Patents.
         | 
         | On the podcast, they talk more about the process of creating
         | the cutting die and how much that costs, etc. Also, they had
         | some trouble finding a pasta mill to make the exact shape they
         | wanted. So, even if it's not patented, it might not be
         | profitable to just copy it. After all, most other shapes are
         | cheaper and no "real" pasta company is going to get into a PR
         | fiasco just to sell a different shape out of the 100s they
         | already have.
         | 
         | [1]: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/sponsored/patents-behind-
         | past...
        
       | izietto wrote:
       | That's actually so cool. As Italian, I've just realized I take
       | pasta shapes for granted. They're actually something that can be
       | invented and that involves plenty of creativity and passion.
        
         | toyg wrote:
         | Us Italians, we are very conservative about food, sometimes
         | irrationally so. Maybe because my favourite has always been the
         | rotella/ruota, I tend to try exotic shapes pretty often -
         | recently I had some _radiatori_ and they can be pretty good
         | with amatriciana or other  "strong" sauces.
         | 
         | This said, I think the actual pasta quality will always be more
         | important than any fancy shape. Cascatelli that overcook in an
         | instant will always be worse than some old-fashioned penne that
         | don't.
        
           | shermantanktop wrote:
           | Agree. The quality of the wheat and production methods are
           | going to have a bigger impact than the specific details of
           | the shape. But alas, the shape can be seen with the naked
           | eye.
           | 
           | The idea of a special shape also suggests that the
           | interaction between sauce and pasta is a mechanical process,
           | which is appealing in the US, where pasta and sauce used to
           | be (and may still be) served in separate bowls.
        
           | evrydayhustling wrote:
           | I was thinking about radiatori going into this. Anybody know
           | on which axes this shape is supposed to beat radiatori? Seems
           | to me radiatori has max surface area per wheat, so it should
           | dominate on sauceability.
           | 
           | Also thrilled to have an opportunity to say "radiatori" 3,
           | nay 4 times in context.
        
             | djur wrote:
             | EDIT: I take this back. I think it's "forkability"; their
             | description specifically points out that this shape is long
             | enough to be easily picked up with a fork. Radiatori are
             | pretty small and often easier to spoon. I like them a lot,
             | though.
        
           | nfw2 wrote:
           | I think radiatori has some additional advantages compared to
           | this. Its shape is more symmetrical, so more consistent
           | saucing, and it's easy to get the right size bite with a
           | fork. Eating this pasta seems a bit awkward due to the
           | asymmetric, oblong shape
        
       | noqc wrote:
       | The main problem with it is that it takes too long to cook, and
       | the T-intersections of the pasta are still undercooked when the
       | rest of the pasta is done. Further, the non-uniformaty of the
       | joints of the pasta means that the ruffley bits had a tendency to
       | shear off during the cooking process, or in the final step when
       | you cook it with sauce.
       | 
       | When I tried to leave a 4-star review on their website, along
       | with my commentary, it was rejected. In all honesty, my 4 stars
       | was too generous though. The main "problem" that this pasta
       | claims to solve is much more easily solved by cooking the pasta
       | in your sauce for 30 seconds, after which your sauce will happily
       | adhere to any shape of pasta you can imagine.
       | 
       | Ultimately this is a marketing gimmick rather than a genuine
       | iteration, which should not be surprising.
        
         | hardwaregeek wrote:
         | Agreed. It's not a very good shape. Uniformity of thickness is
         | important for pasta shapes. It's why wheels or farfalle also
         | suck. They have thicker and thinner points that cook unevenly
        
           | kbouck wrote:
           | I may be in the minority here, but I appreciate pasta shapes
           | which result in a gradient of aldentitude (made up that
           | word).
        
         | bigxutah wrote:
         | Unfortunately agree. Idk if the one they sell at Trader Joe's
         | is the same from the article, seems like it is, and what you
         | describe is exactly what happened to mine.
        
           | basch wrote:
           | If you click the article then click buy, the top of the page
           | has a link to Americas Test Kitchen saying the Trader Joe's
           | variant is much worse and not recommended.
           | https://www.americastestkitchen.com/articles/6189-trader-
           | joe...
        
             | Benlights wrote:
             | That's too bad. I would love to try the Sfoglini brand but
             | it doesn't have kosher supervision, as opposed to the TJ's.
        
             | stephenr wrote:
             | I have no idea about this pasta but keep in mind Americas
             | test kitchen also claimed it's _impossible_ to get crispy
             | skin on a piece of pork belly in an oven and insisted it
             | must be fried.
        
           | forrestthewoods wrote:
           | The Trader Joe's version isn't very good. The main version is
           | much better.
        
         | pohl wrote:
         | The texture differential at the T-intersections was a
         | deliberate choice for the mouth feel component and is one that
         | I appreciate. It gives an inner region of tooth resistance. The
         | frills stay on if you time it right. If I want to cook it in
         | the sauce I pull it out of the water earlier. NBD. I haven't
         | yet used what Trader Joe's offers. I suppose it's possible the
         | two products are not identical.
        
           | RankingMember wrote:
           | I can tell you the Trader Joe's version was so bad with the
           | frilly parts coming off that I hoped it was just their
           | version being cheap, but apparently that's not the case based
           | on parent's comments.
        
             | kamranjon wrote:
             | I've cooked the TJ version a number of times - the only
             | time the ribs have fallen off was when I overcooked them. I
             | don't think it's a bad pasta but I do think its virtues are
             | being oversold- there are many pastas that achieve exactly
             | the same thing.
        
             | addicted wrote:
             | Never had the frills come off. Must be the TJ version or a
             | bad batch.
        
           | greggsy wrote:
           | He used the term 'toothfeel' in the podcast, which is
           | analogous to al-dente.
           | 
           | I've found that the amount of salt in the water, and how
           | crowded the pot is will play a big part in how well it cooks.
        
         | D13Fd wrote:
         | I dunno, I tried it and greatly enjoyed it. I didn't notice any
         | uniformity problem but I'm also not that all that discerning
         | when it comes to pasta.
        
           | noqc wrote:
           | If you aren't particularly discerning, why would you greatly
           | enjoy spending so much more money for what you basically
           | consider equal to cheaper pasta?
        
             | munchbunny wrote:
             | Sometimes you're just curious if you'd notice the
             | difference or if you like it. Just because you're not
             | discerning doesn't mean you won't notice differences or
             | have preferences _this time_.
             | 
             | I'm not a discerning drinker, but sometimes I'll still
             | order a fancier beer or glass of wine, because... why not?
             | I don't do it often, so I don't mind dropping some extra
             | bucks, and sometimes I experience something new and
             | interesting.
        
             | nfw2 wrote:
             | In this case, I would take discerning to mean noticing
             | smaller details that other people might notice. That
             | doesn't preclude having preferences.
             | 
             | Also, $5 for a pound doesn't really seem like a lot of
             | money. Pasta is cheap in general.
        
             | jerbearito wrote:
             | They greatly enjoyed the pasta. They didn't say they
             | "greatly enjoyed spending so much more money".
        
         | ajdude wrote:
         | > When I tried to leave a 4-star review on their website, along
         | with my commentary, it was rejected
         | 
         | Whenever I see a website displaying their own reviews, I always
         | assume they're at best cherry picking or at worst outright
         | forging.
        
           | jader201 wrote:
           | I mean, sure if you're comparing a 5-star first party review
           | to a 4-star third party review.
           | 
           | But nobody should be doing that sort of comparison anyway --
           | that is, cross-site review comparison.
           | 
           | If I'm looking at first party reviews, I'm comparing them to,
           | at most, reviews on other products of the same site.
           | 
           | They for me, they still carry some relative (intra-site)
           | weight, but definitely no absolute (cross-site) weight.
        
         | mtlmtlmtlmtl wrote:
         | When you said your 4 star review was denied, I figured it must
         | be out of 10. But no, it's out of 5, and the store does indeed
         | show 138 reviews with an average of 5 stars.
         | 
         | That's wild. I know deleting 1 star reviews is common and I
         | hate that as well but these people aren't even trying to make
         | it look legit. Pathetic.
        
           | paulgb wrote:
           | It's also dangerous territory with the FTC, who have fined
           | companies millions for doing exactly that.
           | https://www.ftc.gov/news-events/news/press-
           | releases/2022/01/...
        
           | emeril wrote:
           | yeah, even target.com won't publish any 1 star reviews of
           | their products - I bought a play kitchen years ago that was
           | pretty terrible but sure enough they would never publish the
           | review
        
         | pclmulqdq wrote:
         | A lot of novice cooks I know will fully cook their pasta,
         | strain it, and get it pretty dry before putting sauce on. The
         | starchy pasta water is actually a "glue" that helps adhere the
         | sauce to the pasta. If you leave your pasta a bit wet before
         | saucing, you get better adhesion by a lot, and it's even better
         | if you cook the pasta (and pasta water) into the sauce to
         | release more starches into the sauce.
        
           | finaard wrote:
           | Even worse - it's not uncommon to give the pasta a short
           | rinse with cold water to make them "les sticky", and then
           | complain the sauce isn't sticking.
        
         | djur wrote:
         | When you say it was "rejected", are you saying you received a
         | message saying it was rejected, or it didn't appear on the
         | site, or it was removed? I see a number of less-than-5-star
         | reviews citing both of the flaws you mention.
        
         | kqr wrote:
         | You are right, but it goes beyond 30 seconds of cooking. To any
         | reader who does not know how to properly sauce pasta, this
         | might change your life: https://www.seriouseats.com/the-right-
         | way-to-sauce-pasta
        
         | alanbernstein wrote:
         | I tried it, thought it was good, but not revolutionary.
         | 
         | Do you think every other shape of pasta beyond the first was a
         | "marketing gimmick rather than a genuine iteration"? Can't it
         | just be another option among many?
        
         | elzbardico wrote:
         | Why do you cook pasta with the sauce?
        
       | p1mrx wrote:
       | If the goal is to raise the sauce/carbs ratio, then I wonder if
       | it's possible to make pasta with air bubbles to reduce its
       | density. Gyroid infill would probably be delicious.
        
         | thfuran wrote:
         | That doesn't sound very extrudable. I'm not sure how amenable
         | pasta is to 3d printing, but that'd probably be the only
         | option. I assume that means the cost would be at least an order
         | of magnitude or two higher than more manufacturable shapes.
        
         | kmoser wrote:
         | The simpler solution is to just eat your pasta with a spoon,
         | which will allow you to scoop up more sauce per mouthful.
         | 
         | But if you want to over-engineer it, you could write software
         | to create the optimal pasta shape which would maximize surface
         | area and ensure even thickness for consistent _al dente_
         | mouthfeel. I 'm guessing the optimal shape will look fractal-
         | like.
        
       | bruce343434 wrote:
       | I am not situated anywhere near the US, so for a regular peasant
       | like me Cavatappi is a pretty good pasta shape. It is a hollow
       | tube that has been bent into a corkscrew shape, with ridges on
       | the outside running lengthwise along the tube.
       | 
       | - Chunks get tangled in it
       | 
       | - Surface area to volume ratio is quite good (sauce)
       | 
       | - Tube means sauce goes inside
       | 
       | It is a better macaroni (which is my second favourite shape).
        
         | shermantanktop wrote:
         | Agree, cavatappi is great. Works well for baked mac and cheese
         | - at least the kind I like, which is not swimming in cheese
         | goo.
        
       | billiam wrote:
       | I've tried them a couple of times--sorry to say they're trash.
       | The middle tube can be under cooked while the frilly part is
       | falling off and over cooked. Design schools and product
       | management should teach this as a textbook example of design
       | thinking taken way too far. Ask and ask carefully: what problem
       | does this product solve? Maybe there is no single pasta shape
       | that is perfect for all sauces because there doesn't need to be.
        
         | basch wrote:
         | Which brand did you try?
        
       | Iwan-Zotow wrote:
       | I could like to make bifurcati pasta
        
       | wackget wrote:
       | Their online store is pretty bad. The page just says "6 pack"
       | without specifying any weights or bag sizes. The image carousel
       | also didn't stop when I clicked on a thumbnail to read more.
       | 
       | Oh and the pasta is grotesquely overpriced.
        
         | bagels wrote:
         | Looks like the box shows 16oz., so probably 6 x 16oz.
        
         | mycologos wrote:
         | I've bought half a dozen boxes from this company -- mostly for
         | the weird grains in weird shapes -- and will probably buy more.
         | Yeah, it's expensive for a box of pasta, 2-3x the price of
         | "normal" pasta. But that difference is 3 or 4 bucks a box, and
         | each box is at least 4 meals. I am happy to pay $1 more per
         | meal for a better experience (and that is a generous
         | overestimate of the true additional cost). Grotesque feels like
         | an overstatement.
        
         | dylan604 wrote:
         | If you're complaining about the price, then you're not the
         | target audience. This seems like the same type of thinking that
         | brought us the Juicero, K-cups, or any other trendy food things
         | that people that want to feel special can spend their dollars
         | on to keep up with the Jones/Kardash/FOMO whatever
        
           | mycologos wrote:
           | I'm not a fan of the specific new pasta shape, but I like the
           | brand itself, because they offer something that is hard for
           | me to find elsewhere, especially in a ~normal grocery store:
           | unusual grains in unusual shapes. The comparison with Juicero
           | seems wrong to me because, as far as I can tell, that product
           | was a very old existing product (fresh juice) in a new
           | wrapper. I don't know anything about coffee so I can't
           | comment on the K-cup comparison.
           | 
           | I have tried other brands and failed to find anybody else
           | that is as reliable at unusual grains in unusual shapes. The
           | difference is real!
        
         | spike021 wrote:
         | You can buy a similar (not sure how similar) pasta at Trader
         | Joe's. I believe it's a 12oz box like standard pasta boxes.
        
           | gs17 wrote:
           | I've only ever seen that size "standard" at Trader Joe's.
           | Usually it's 16 oz or 500 g.
        
       | havaloc wrote:
       | I heard about these and thought it a wonderful story a year or so
       | ago and bought a 5 pack, but no matter how long you boil them, it
       | doesn't seem to be enough and they seem tough yet chewy.
       | 
       | If you're reading, try again, but reinvent the wagon wheel (my
       | personal favorite).
        
       | mongol wrote:
       | Reminds me about this hilarious article about a past Bucatini
       | shortage. It was posted on HN when I read it the first time
       | 
       | https://www.grubstreet.com/2020/12/2020-bucatini-shortage-in...
        
       | m3kw9 wrote:
       | Penne is the best, it's very similar, you scoop the sauce inside
       | it
        
       | anticorporate wrote:
       | We tried this when it first made the rounds just for the
       | entertainment value. It was... okay?
       | 
       | I think the funny thing about it is, the "problem" it solves
       | feels completely imaginary. Like, I don't think I was ever
       | striving to max out the amount of sauce per piece of pasta before
       | this thing came along, and after trying it, my conclusion was,
       | well, I guess it holds more sauce, but so what?
       | 
       | It's a bit akin to those "scoop" style tortilla chips. Yeah, they
       | hold more crap on them, but they're also worse tasting than the
       | normal tortilla chips we buy or make at home.
        
       | lr4444lr wrote:
       | Isn't this just _creste di gallo_ pasta?
        
         | jghn wrote:
         | Not quite. When I first saw this, I had the same thought. It
         | was at a spot that normally carries a local brand who makes
         | creste di gallo. They weren't quite the same. This new shop has
         | a concave spine with two frills instead of just the one. The
         | claim is that groove can hold sauce.
        
       | neonnoodle wrote:
       | My startup Nudl is using AI to iterate trillions of pasta shapes
       | for optimum twirlability, semolina coefficient, and hospitaliano.
       | While it is still early days, we project that with our current
       | runway and model capabilities, our pasta may become sentient in
       | time for the 2026 Feast of St. Anthony.
        
         | mindcrime wrote:
         | Username checks out.
        
         | 1letterunixname wrote:
         | We leveraged crowdsourcing of a private kindergarten school to
         | organically design pasta shapes and used the throw it against
         | the wall method, which was met with smashing approval. We're
         | still optimizing cook time, uniformity, and packaging. And we
         | hope to remain out of the Whole Foods bargain shelves by the
         | seafood counter for at least 3 years to maximize ROI. We will
         | also codesign a sauce that maximizes adhesion with a
         | proprietary formulation that only adheres to our pasta.
        
       | weinzierl wrote:
       | The world of pasta shapes is utterly fascinating. Besides the
       | links at the bottom of the article the book _Geometry of Pasta_
       | [1] is a good reference.
       | 
       | [1] https://www.geometryofpasta.com/
        
       | causality0 wrote:
       | Frankly, cost is the only reason that cheese-filled tortellini
       | isn't the right answer to literally every pasta question.
        
         | pezezin wrote:
         | Oh God, your comment made me realize that I haven't eaten
         | tortellini in way too many years. When I was living in Spain,
         | tortellini where by far my favorite kind of pasta. I am
         | currently living in Japan, where they are either extremely
         | difficult to find, or really expensive. I guess I should bring
         | back a kilo or two the next time I visit my family...
        
       | dang wrote:
       | Related:
       | 
       |  _The Invention of a New Pasta Shape_ -
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26521761 - March 2021 (181
       | comments)
        
       | RankingMember wrote:
       | I was disappointed in this shape at least in the Trader Joe's
       | incarnation, as it basically just broke apart as it cooked.
       | 
       | If anyone's interested in a new pasta shape that holds together
       | and is imho a stellar shape for holding sauce and keeping the
       | texture interesting, check out shellbows if you can find them:
       | https://www.delallo.com/delallo-shellbows-1-lb/
        
       | atleastoptimal wrote:
       | AI can solve this
        
       | pama wrote:
       | IMHO spaghetti and linguine optimized the shape for cooking to al
       | dente perfection and if one handles them correctly they can hold
       | as much sauce as the cook desires.
        
         | solatic wrote:
         | Mostly agreed. There's sometimes usage as well for cylindrical
         | shapes like rigatoni when making chunkier sauces, and smaller
         | shapes like penne can be made in smaller pots with smaller
         | amounts of water, thus concentrating the amount of starch in
         | the pasta water and improving the sauce when the pasta water is
         | added to the sauce at the end, while the smaller pot is also
         | easier to clean for people without dishwashers. But most of the
         | issues people mark up to spaghetti and linguini have more to do
         | with people's cooking skills than they do with the pasta's
         | shape.
        
       | this_steve_j wrote:
       | This pasta is not for everyone. I liked the nerdy marketing and
       | funky shape, and found it to compare favorably to other novelty
       | pasta of which I am a fan. Slightly undercooked, it's fun to
       | pretend I'm eating a sea slug or some other exotic thing.
       | 
       | Just bought a box at Whole Foods for $5-6.
       | 
       | After Halloween also I buy the Cheetos brand mac and cheese in
       | the shape of bones (for the pasta only) on clearance at Publix
       | for $1/box. Haute cuisine? Nope!
        
       | SeanLuke wrote:
       | My big problem with ruffled pasta and the like is that the
       | ruffles often break off so you get strings of ruffles floating
       | around in the sauce. It makes for pretty crummy pasta every time
       | I've tried something in this vein. I suspect this is no
       | different.
        
       | Pamar wrote:
       | Here is a similar project from the past:
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26529212 (it did not work
       | well)
        
       | Will182 wrote:
       | One of my favourite conversation starters is: "if you were a
       | pasta, what would you be and why?"
       | 
       | I wonder who will be the first person to say this shape!
        
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