[HN Gopher] The Uncomfortable - a collection of deliberately inc...
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       The Uncomfortable - a collection of deliberately inconvenient
       objects
        
       Author : throwup238
       Score  : 99 points
       Date   : 2024-01-25 18:00 UTC (4 hours ago)
        
 (HTM) web link (www.theuncomfortable.com)
 (TXT) w3m dump (www.theuncomfortable.com)
        
       | paweladamczuk wrote:
       | I wonder if the site is deliberately inconvenient as well, being
       | so susceptible to an influx of requests (not functional atm). I
       | appreciate the irony.
        
         | shreddit wrote:
         | It would be really funny to limit a website to one user per
         | hour
        
       | satisfice wrote:
       | What an excellent way to contemplate design.
        
       | el_don_almighty wrote:
       | /. Effect?
        
         | gorjusborg wrote:
         | wow, that's a throwback.
         | 
         | and yes :)
        
           | SushiHippie wrote:
           | Can anyone explain? ;
        
             | wenderen wrote:
             | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slashdot_effect
        
             | eimrine wrote:
             | The site is down because of us. It may be called HN effect
             | but /. was the first who might do that with someone's
             | website.
        
               | NoZebra120vClip wrote:
               | In the early 90s I worked for a place whose phone number
               | was apt to be published in a news story about the
               | Internet. So people who wondered what it was, and how to
               | get on it, would call that number and reach us.
               | 
               | We had 2-3 part-time employees answering phones,
               | voicemail and email. As you can imagine, we were
               | effectively DDOS'd and we knew it, every time a national
               | news story hit the presses.
               | 
               | Our #1 response to individual callers was to send them a
               | list of dial-up ISPs. This list could be had on anonymous
               | FTP, but since our callers were not yet online, we
               | printed out the list, on demand, and popped it in the
               | outgoing postal mail, each and every time. That printer
               | was the most unreliable device in the office.
               | 
               | Meanwhile, in the same office, we ran an ISP which
               | offered dialup service to a few thousand users. The
               | authentication server needed to read /etc/passwd
               | sequentially, each time a modem answered. The usernames
               | were often found at the bottom of the file. So at peak
               | hours, our authentication server began timing out,
               | backlogged with the requests and the ever-growing user
               | roster.
               | 
               | So I took the server code and introduced a RAM cache. It
               | read /etc/passwd and held it in memory until the file was
               | modified on disk. We swapped in the new code and it
               | immediately smoothed everything out again. The operators
               | all breathed a sigh of relief.
        
       | grose wrote:
       | Site is down, so Archive link:
       | https://web.archive.org/web/20240114144504/https://www.theun...
        
         | jansan wrote:
         | Site ist not down, just inconveniently slow.
        
           | freels wrote:
           | One might say uncomfortably slow.
        
           | omgmajk wrote:
           | Site is, in fact down.
           | 
           | > 508: Resource Limit Is Reached
        
             | jansan wrote:
             | You did not get the joke. But joking asige, for me it is
             | actually just very slow, not down.
        
               | omgmajk wrote:
               | I did not, but now I really want to read the site.
        
         | matkoniecz wrote:
         | Opening archive.org link caused my laptop to start spinning
         | fans.
        
         | boznz wrote:
         | Thank god for the Internet archive, hit that donate button
         | while you're there and hope it never goes away.
        
       | omgtehlion wrote:
       | I'd like to have that tea set...
        
         | SushiHippie wrote:
         | Same, I guess taking a sip out of that cup will be funny, but
         | otherwise it looks really cool.
        
       | Severian wrote:
       | The broom would actually be useful for some applications. Top of
       | objects, concrete texturing, etc.
        
       | timenova wrote:
       | > Resource Limit Is Reached
       | 
       | Starting with the website itself... :)
        
         | meepmorp wrote:
         | It's digital performance art.
        
       | sorokod wrote:
       | Not just inconvenient but self defeating in a way - reminds me of
       | Google Chat.
        
       | athom wrote:
       | Related:
       | 
       | A Catalogue of Unfindable Objects, by Jacques Carelman
       | https://www.amazon.com/Objets-Introuvables-Catalogue-Fantast...
       | 
       | Perhaps best known for his Coffee Pot for Masochists, featured on
       | the cover of Don Norman's book, The Design of Everyday Things
       | https://www.amazon.com/Design-Everyday-Things-Revised-Expand...
        
       | dnfehren wrote:
       | took a second, but I thought that the ruler might actually be ok
       | at first
        
         | 1970-01-01 wrote:
         | What's the problem with a 0-10 mm ruler? I would clip that onto
         | a keychain and use it to check gaps and alignments. In fact, I
         | may steal this design and start 3D printing them for profit.
         | 
         | OH, its already been done!
         | 
         | https://www.printables.com/model/689367-1-cm-ruler-keychain
        
       | omoikane wrote:
       | These reminds me of the PHP hammer:
       | 
       | https://blog.codinghorror.com/the-php-singularity/
        
       | Apocryphon wrote:
       | Weird, I could've sworn this was a coffee table book with a lot
       | more objects than only twelve.
        
       | vdaea wrote:
       | You guys have to understand that delivering static text and
       | images over http is still an unsolved problem in computing so
       | it's normal that web sites like this one go down when they
       | receive more than one request per second.
        
         | LordShredda wrote:
         | Made me laugh out loud. I call it 'lol' for short. Why isn't
         | web hosting as free as social media posts?
        
           | cooperadymas wrote:
           | It is and always has been. Angelfire, Tripod, Geocities.
           | Today, Neocities, Github pages, Wordpress.com.
           | 
           | People _chose_ to go to social media.
        
             | ikari_pl wrote:
             | tripod <3 my whole high school class's website was on that.
        
               | throwup238 wrote:
               | Tripod is still around!
               | https://ilovejarjarbinks.tripod.com/
               | 
               | https://news.ycombinator.com/from?site=tripod.com
        
         | simoncodes wrote:
         | this works only this good on sites with the famous "W" favicon
        
           | Lucasoato wrote:
           | Is there (in 2024) a better alternative to Wordpress, to the
           | average Wordpress user?
           | 
           | I've always been outside of that world and I can't understand
           | why it's so much used.
        
         | 1970-01-01 wrote:
         | Copy it over to the university's Gopher server. It can handle
         | twice that much.
        
       | ChrisArchitect wrote:
       | Similar:
       | 
       |  _Dysfunctional Luxury Products_ by Jeremy Hutchinson (2013)
       | 
       | https://www.toxel.com/inspiration/2013/01/07/useless-objects...
       | 
       | https://www.erratum.co/products/
        
         | Animats wrote:
         | I didn't know that the Sony Motocompacto scooter was for real.
         | Those are available as Second Life vehicles, although not with
         | Sony branding. Did the real one ever sell? It seems more
         | practical than, say, a one-wheel, and I see one-wheels all the
         | time.
        
           | lukev wrote:
           | Not only _was_ it for real, it _is_ for real. Honda recently
           | re-launched it: https://motocompacto.honda.com
        
       | doctorhandshake wrote:
       | Reminds me of these furniture examples by Kai-Wei Hsu
       | http://www.kwhfurniture.com/oneoffs
        
       | dang wrote:
       | Related:
       | 
       |  _The Uncomfortable - a collection of deliberately inconvenient
       | objects_ - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=15191232 - Sept
       | 2017 (26 comments)
        
       | coldtea wrote:
       | Where's the J2EE API?
        
       | maxglute wrote:
       | I would save a lot of time using that tea set with high
       | throughput spout. I remember filling a huge pot in a waterfall
       | sink that gently dumped a shit load of water and being very
       | pleased at how fast it filled with very little splash back.
        
       | kej wrote:
       | The double champagne glass reminds me a little of the double-
       | spouted Native American wedding vase, and I could see it having a
       | place in wedding ceremonies where the couple takes their first
       | toast together or something.
       | 
       | https://blog.kachinahouse.com/the-meaning-behind-the-native-...
        
       | trhway wrote:
       | The rain boots reminded me about how in our high school back in
       | USSR (specialized school for advanced math and physics studies
       | located in the region's capital city, so we lived in dormitories)
       | we had a word that one of the teachers - the drunkard retired
       | navy officer who was teaching Civil Defense - would pierce with
       | the thin needle the condoms that he would find in our dormitory
       | lockers (the lockers had no locks).
        
       | metaphorical wrote:
       | Along the similar approach in defamiliarization, there's also
       | Chindogu: https://www.tofugu.com/japan/chindogu-japanese-
       | inventions/
        
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