[HN Gopher] Seven escaped chimpanzees
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       Seven escaped chimpanzees
        
       Author : zabzonk
       Score  : 62 points
       Date   : 2023-12-05 07:26 UTC (15 hours ago)
        
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       | NoMoreNicksLeft wrote:
       | I hope they're captured before they decide to run for Parliament.
        
         | dang wrote:
         | Please don't do this here.
        
       | RcouF1uZ4gsC wrote:
       | Horrible situation with the escaped chimpanzees, but in this
       | tough situation, I think the zoo made the right call. Human
       | safety comes first.
        
         | cduzz wrote:
         | 100% agree -- a horrible situation from start to finish.
         | 
         | You really don't want to be in the same room as a chimpanzee.
         | 
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._James_Davis_chimpanzee_att...
        
           | rob74 wrote:
           | The article mentions another case:
           | 
           | > _In one particularly horrifying incident in 2009, a
           | chimpanzee called Travis who had been raised by humans from
           | birth mauled his owner's friend, biting and tearing her face,
           | ripping out her eyes, removing one of her hands and most of
           | the other._
           | 
           | Horrifying indeed...
        
           | jtbayly wrote:
           | "The chimpanzees destroyed a majority of St. James's fingers,
           | his left foot, most of his buttocks, both testicles, part of
           | his torso, and parts of his face including his nose and his
           | lips."
           | 
           | Two male chimps.
        
         | bedobi wrote:
         | Disagree. I know nothing about Zoos, animal keeping or what
         | have you but... chimps gotta eat, couldn't they just have
         | approached them with treats laced with sedative?
         | 
         | + in general, in case of situations like this, Zoos should be
         | required to employ people with enough fortitude and good enough
         | relationship with the animals to approach them to dish out said
         | treats, or throw a net on them or whatever, maybe wearing riot
         | gear and other protective equipment or what have you but yeah
         | there should be a requirement that someone takes some degree of
         | risk before jumping straight to shooting the animals,
         | especially if they haven't even yet displayed any aggression or
         | anything. It seems to me Zoos jump straight to shooting them
         | because it's the safest (for them), quickest and cheapest way
         | of ending the situation, which isn't good enough.
         | 
         | Actually, Zoos should be banned period lol but yeah.
        
           | tptacek wrote:
           | The article discusses this option.
        
         | NewJazz wrote:
         | Flagging my comments doesn't make your life more valuable than
         | that of a chimp.
        
           | zlg_codes wrote:
           | I've paid attention to how flagging happens on here, and it's
           | strikingly similar to how reports are used on reddit and
           | other sites.
           | 
           | I guess it's not a big surprise considering reddit was
           | basically a fork of HN, but it's something I've noticed. The
           | features of websites get abused to facilitate antisocial
           | behavior.
        
         | wolverine876 wrote:
         | > Human safety comes first.
         | 
         | Let's look deeper at the real question they faced: How much
         | risk (of life and limb) is it worth to save a chimpanzee's
         | life?
         | 
         | Obviously the answers aren't 0 or 100%. If it was 0%, then we
         | wouldn't have zoos, zookeepers, pets of many species, farms,
         | etc. 100% means it's worth trading certain death for a human to
         | save a chimpanzee - arguable philosophically, but for the sake
         | of this discussion, I'll rule it out.
         | 
         | The answer is in-between. Everyone takes risks around dogs,
         | horses, cattle - small children play with most of them.
         | Zookeepers take much greater risks, it seems, around wild
         | animals. So do hunters, tourists, etc.
         | 
         | How much risk do we tolerate? Do zookeepers take 1/1000 risk of
         | death over their careers?
        
           | RationalDino wrote:
           | The fact that the head of another Swedish wildpark got
           | convicted of manslaughter over the death of a keeper. Given
           | that, it would be hard for those in charge to allow any
           | worker to take risks to save these escaped animals. Even if
           | the worker was willing to do so.
           | 
           | That answers how much risk we're willing to tolerate.
        
         | justrealist wrote:
         | What would you do about escaped dogs?
        
       | DonHopkins wrote:
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       | pvaldes wrote:
       | The question here IMAO is if they escaped by their own means or
       | received external help.
       | 
       | Similar history happened in other zoos subject to animalist
       | harassment (with "free the chimps" campaigns for months if I
       | remember correctly). Finally the chimps escaped somehow in 2015.
       | One was shooted and the other died drowned not much later. Maybe
       | somebody naively expected a different outcome or even still
       | regret to participate in that campaigns. We'll never know.
       | 
       | Chimps are known to be furry Houdinis in any case, but yes, they
       | can be very dangerous.
        
       | nabla9 wrote:
       | 4 dead, 1 wounded, 2 uninjured chimps.
        
       | niccl wrote:
       | I'm curious about what failure of budget or imagination meant
       | there was no alarm to indicate that the outer door was open at
       | the same time as the door between enclosures?
       | 
       | Surely it would be a simple and relatively cheap (low hundreds of
       | dollars) to set that up. They had obviously already had done
       | significant risk planning, so how come nothing for prevention
       | apart from Standard Operating Procedures? the new funfair
       | management team vetoing the budget? Zookeepers not thinking that
       | way?
        
         | wolverine876 wrote:
         | Lack of hindsight. IME, in every situation there are a million
         | such issues and you can't invest resources, including limited
         | staff time, in fixing them all.
        
         | NewJazz wrote:
         | I think the simple answer is that zoos are held together by
         | duct tape and optimized for human entertainment, not animal
         | welfare or even the safety of visitors.
        
       | skilled wrote:
       | I actually don't think they made the right call and whomever
       | wrote this article, began it by planting a seed in the readers
       | mind that these chimps are killers and will maul people on first
       | contact.
       | 
       | Of course that will make you think that they did the right thing,
       | but is it actually true that no person interacts with these
       | animals directly across the world?
       | 
       | It sounded to me like sheer ignorance and complete lack of
       | experience of the people who worked there. I don't blame them
       | seeing as how they are located in the middle of nowhere, and
       | having the right people at hand might not be optimal, other than
       | one of the other women who actually had connection with the smart
       | chimp.
       | 
       | But that woman was denied entry. And yet she was probably the
       | only person who could have accurately judged the situation for
       | what it was as opposed to "what it could have been".
        
         | chasil wrote:
         | The problem is that a single unlocked door led to the
         | unavoidable termination of these animals.
         | 
         | There were no attempts to lure them back to the enclosure (to
         | which they would likely have returned due to the low
         | temperature), no other attempts at capture, and no other plan
         | than termination.
         | 
         | When escape of the enclosure is a lethal threat, then the
         | enclosure needs greater protections to prevent mandatory
         | termination. There should be at least three levels of
         | containment, using doors with mechanisms that the animals
         | cannot manipulate.
         | 
         | Facilities that cannot meet these containment standards should
         | be forced to surrender them to those who can.
        
           | tptacek wrote:
           | Part of the calculus behind shooting them appears to have
           | been the likelihood that they would have suffered a worse
           | death from the cold if they didn't return to the building,
           | and with the light failing, the opportunity to spare them
           | that death was passing.
        
             | chasil wrote:
             | I don't think that was a factor at all.
             | 
             | They likely would have returned to their enclosures because
             | of the cold.                 "Many other experts have
             | pointed out that since       chimpanzees do not like the
             | cold, they would have been       likely to return to the
             | ape house."
             | 
             | The risk to human life was the paramount concern.
             | 'Beldt told me he had relived those days perhaps 1,000
             | times, wondering if they could have done anything
             | different. Every time, he comes to the same conclusion:
             | no. Chimpanzees can turn, and the line between play and
             | violence is thin. Beldt remembers a time when he sat
             | talking to Linda through the bars of the enclosure, and
             | Manda snuck up and jabbed him with a stick she had
             | sharpened with her teeth, just centimetres from his left
             | eye.            '"People without any experience of
             | chimpanzees say: if I       had done it, I would have got
             | some bananas, and they would        have gone back," Beldt
             | said. "And maybe, but maybe not.       Maybe you would have
             | ended up in a body bag, or in 1,000       body bags,
             | because chimps like to tear things from limb to
             | limb."'
        
               | scythe wrote:
               | Most animals are more dangerous when they are in what
               | they perceive as "their territory" versus the field. A
               | dog that is very timid on walks might jump on visitors to
               | their house; bees that fiercely defend their hives will
               | rarely sting when foraging; maybe you can think of other
               | examples.
        
               | RationalDino wrote:
               | I read that as, "Person who made bad decisions concludes
               | that there was no alternative but the bad decisions
               | made."
               | 
               | The former keeper should have been given a chance to try.
               | Sign a waiver, the keeper knows the risks.
               | 
               | If the chimps leave the zoo, then shoot them. But not
               | when they are in the ape enclosure. And for Pete's sake.
               | Don't put people who want to run rollercoasters in charge
               | of animal welfare.
        
             | PeterisP wrote:
             | Chimps aren't so stupid that they would freeze to death a
             | few minutes away from a warm place they know.
        
           | suzzer99 wrote:
           | This is what bothers me the most. Design the system so it
           | doesn't rely on keepers remembering to lock doors. For one
           | shift door to open, everything else must be locked down.
        
         | stevenwoo wrote:
         | The latest series of Planet Earth III shows chimpanzees
         | crossing roads and farms to reach their foraging areas, the
         | farms have just popped up and encroached on the land they
         | normally just roamed. Nobody tries to approach them and the
         | chimpanzees don't do anything aggressive in the stuff that was
         | aired. The elephants were much more dangerous at least in the
         | segment they showed from Kenya where they kept stats on number
         | of elephants and humans killed per year.
        
           | swalling wrote:
           | That series is really good, but chimps can be incredibly
           | dangerous when in close proximity to humans. In rural Africa,
           | there have been numerous reports of conflicts with wild
           | chimps, including them abducting and killing children.
           | https://archive.ph/2b4MJ
        
         | standardUser wrote:
         | The famous story of a woman having her face literally torn off
         | by an otherwise friendly and trained chimpanzee has caused a
         | lot of fear around chimps that didn't exist before. I have no
         | idea how common it is for a chimpanzee to decide to maul a
         | person, but it absolutely does happen. I would rather they kill
         | the chimp than allow even a small risk of it maiming or
         | murdering a person.
        
           | tcbawo wrote:
           | I would love to know how quickly and unexpectedly a
           | chimpanzee would turn on a familiar human. Would they seem
           | agitated? Or, would they just suddenly flip out? I imagine an
           | unfamiliar human and unfamiliar environment is another story,
           | though. This story is tragic.
        
           | simonh wrote:
           | They've also been known to tear fingers and hands off. In the
           | wild the males will sometimes tear off a rival's testicles.
           | Chimps are faster, more agile, much stronger than any human,
           | and capable of extreme violence.
        
       | dist-epoch wrote:
       | Chimps are considered by many more dangerous (to humans) than
       | tigers or lions.
       | 
       | Because they are smart. With some luck you can trick a tiger.
       | Much harder with a chimp.
        
         | mynameishere wrote:
         | If a tiger attacks you, it will go for the neck and you will
         | die. Chimps attack humans just like they attack other chimps,
         | and that means going for the face, hands, and genitals. I'm not
         | even sure there are any humans who've been killed by them. They
         | just horribly torture people and let them live.
         | 
         | It's hard to ascribe evil to an animal, but chimps are clearly
         | working on it, heading up the evolutionary ladder.
        
           | zlg_codes wrote:
           | We're genetically related, so it shouldn't come as a surprise
           | that our closest cousins are also mean as hell. We didn't
           | become the apex predator of this planet for no reason.
        
         | rob74 wrote:
         | Also, everyone knows that a tiger is dangerous, but you can be
         | lured into a false sense of safety with a chimp...
        
       | rdtsc wrote:
       | That's terrible what happened. It was hard to read about the 3
       | year old Torsten getting shot...
       | 
       | > Two separate legal investigations into the park over their
       | conduct are ongoing, one for the alleged crime of neglecting
       | human safety in allowing the chimpanzees to escape, and another
       | for violation of Sweden's Animal Welfare Act in killing the four
       | apes.
       | 
       | That's a bit of a catch-22 situation. Had they instead gone to
       | file the animal welfare act euthanasia paperwork, they could be
       | even more liable for neglecting human safety. If they called the
       | hunters, and killed the animals, presumably so they don't harm
       | humans, now they are breaking the animal safety law.
       | 
       | > "The animal keeper that forgot that door has had a very, very
       | tough time," Wilke told me. The public reaction has also not been
       | kind. "When we read people say that we're the ones who should be
       | shot, that we're monsters and savages, it's horrible," said
       | Beldt.
       | 
       | I guess we are just as fickle and go from playful to violent,
       | just like the chimpanzees they are describing in the article.
       | Random strangers are quite happy to have the zoo keepers shot
       | over this.
        
         | jjk166 wrote:
         | I mean if you imagine a scenario like leaving a vehicle running
         | such that a human child could drive it around out of control,
         | and to protect people from the vehicle you killed the kid, we'd
         | undoubtedly be complaining about both letting an innocent being
         | in your care get into the situation where they posed a threat
         | to others, as well as dealing with that threat by killing the
         | innocent being.
         | 
         | The sin is not killing the chimpanzees, the sin is creating a
         | situation where they had to kill the chimpanzees.
        
         | zlg_codes wrote:
         | > I guess we are just as fickle and go from playful to violent,
         | just like the chimpanzees they are describing in the article.
         | 
         | Doesn't take much time in this world to derive that fact.
         | Humans are not the logical, order-following, intellectual beast
         | some of them see themselves as. We are, at best, clever monkeys
         | who are good at detecting patterns and making up bullshit for
         | the tribe to swallow.
        
       | cobertos wrote:
       | I wish they would have followed up more in the ending section
       | with how the CEO (Wilke) felt about it in totality, specifically
       | their decision to shoot. Their reflections on the events say a
       | lot about if/how the park has learned from it
        
         | RationalDino wrote:
         | The former keeper left the zoo over frustration that the zoo
         | prioritized rollercoasters over the animals. That speaks louder
         | about the CEO's thinking than anything that the CEO might say
         | about it.
        
       | verisimi wrote:
       | Opening paragraph:
       | 
       | > The problems began when Linda was about 18 months old. For a
       | year, she had lived in harmony with a Swedish couple and their
       | three young children in Liberia. Hers had not been an easy start
       | in life. As a baby, in 1984, she saw her family shot by poachers
       | in the Liberian jungle.
       | 
       | Perhaps they should call in chimpanzee psychotherapists to help
       | them over ptsd, no?
       | 
       | Seriously, why anthropomorphise in this way? Are chimpanzees
       | people?
        
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