[HN Gopher] Apostrophe Protection Society
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       Apostrophe Protection Society
        
       Author : Tomte
       Score  : 81 points
       Date   : 2023-11-17 17:21 UTC (5 hours ago)
        
 (HTM) web link (www.apostrophe.org.uk)
 (TXT) w3m dump (www.apostrophe.org.uk)
        
       | kstrauser wrote:
       | Oh wow, brace yourself for the flood of copy editors. Here it
       | come's.
        
         | lcnPylGDnU4H9OF wrote:
         | Its really not such a big deal.
        
           | coldpie wrote:
           | I always suggest people who aren't good at apostrophe rules
           | to just leave them out entirely. Better to seem lazy than
           | wrong, I figure.
        
             | kibwen wrote:
             | The irony is that smartphone keyboards seem to randomly
             | replace correct "it's"s with incorrect "it's"s, so it
             | actually takes more work to appear lazy by going back and
             | correcting them.
        
             | russellbeattie wrote:
             | This is fantastic. I never noticed that's exactly how I
             | interpret the total absence of appropriate punctuation.
             | Bonus points if you ignore capitalization as well.
             | 
             | I saw some guide to Zoomer communication recently which
             | talked about how ... is perceived as "aggressive", which
             | blew my mind. Better to just stick to lowercase letters.
             | (Autocorrect makes this a pain though - I had to go back
             | and fix the capitalization of "is" in the last sentence.)
        
       | teddyh wrote:
       | A contrarian view: <https://angryflower.com/495.html>
        
         | cantSpellSober wrote:
         | In this case, saying "I emptied the trashcans trash" and there
         | are multiple cans, wouldn't clearly indicate that I only
         | emptied one vs all of them.
        
           | teddyh wrote:
           | Per the link, the answer to your (and any) objection is
           | "SILENCE!! OBEY!!!".
        
         | whoopdedo wrote:
         | Which is a followup to https://angryflower.com/bobsqu.gif
        
           | teddyh wrote:
           | Which is also available as a poster:
           | <https://angryflower.com/aposter.html>
        
       | NoMoreNicksLeft wrote:
       | The backtick`s better.
        
         | kstrauser wrote:
         | That's up there with late 90s news people reading off new-
         | fangled URLs for their viewers. "That's aytch tee tee pee colon
         | backslash..."
         | 
         | It made me want to do violence at the TV.
        
           | gweinberg wrote:
           | aitch
        
       | mnw21cam wrote:
       | This is most wonderfully lampooned by Terry Pratchett in Going
       | Postal and Making Money.
       | 
       | https://wiki.lspace.org/A._Parker_and_Son%27s
       | 
       | https://www.reddit.com/r/discworld/comments/tyyo47/one_of_my...
        
         | AlbertCory wrote:
         | I want to hear the pronunciation difference between sons and
         | son's.
        
           | mnw21cam wrote:
           | There's an audiobook version...
           | 
           | Edit: And a TV version, apparently.
        
           | kzrdude wrote:
           | I think there's a small difference in intonation
        
         | easeout wrote:
         | What's the word for the vision equivalent of misophonia?
        
       | AlbertCory wrote:
       | It figures this is English.
       | 
       | I sympathize, but I'm afraid that war's been lost. If I were to
       | send in every example I see, it would be a full time job.
        
       | yakubin wrote:
       | there'dn't've
       | 
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkZyZFa5qO0
        
       | cantSpellSober wrote:
       | Doing god's work. There used to be a sign posted in a parking lot
       | near me that said "METER'S TAKES QUARTER'S ONLY" that used to
       | drive me nuts.
       | 
       | Someone (likely an APS agent) even typed up a list of the
       | grammatical errors made on the sign, and taped it to the bottom
       | of it:
       | 
       | https://i.imgur.com/y5ENADH.jpg
       | 
       | Now we just need an agency to safeguard us against misusing
       | "less" when "fewer" would be correct (like Avril Incandenza in
       | _Infinite Jest_ ).
        
         | jancsika wrote:
         | > There used to be a sign posted in a parking lot near me that
         | said "METER'S TAKES QUARTER'S ONLY" that used to drive me nuts.
         | 
         | Right, a meter's coin slot takes a quarter's unit of value. :)
        
           | cantSpellSober wrote:
           | > _a_ meter 's
           | 
           | There were multiple meters, the intent was to pluralize
           | "meter." Which makes "takes" incorrect (vs "take"). Maybe I
           | should get out more.
        
             | dragonwriter wrote:
             | " _Each_ meter's... "
             | 
             | Just a poor choice if which words to elide for space. :)
        
               | cantSpellSober wrote:
               | Perhaps there was a single meter which only took dimes?
               | :)
        
         | dduugg wrote:
         | > Now we just need an agency to safeguard us against misusing
         | "less" when "fewer" would be correct
         | 
         | Genuinely curious, is this for pedantry, or does the word
         | choice matter? Since the opposite of both is "more", why is
         | there a need for a distinction in one direction and not the
         | other?
        
           | cantSpellSober wrote:
           | Does "The tank is too full, fill it with _fewer_ water next
           | time " sound correct to you?
           | 
           | "Fewer" typically refers to countables, "10 items or fewer."
           | 
           | "Less" is used for things that don't have a plural form or
           | are not countable, "there's less water in the pool this
           | morning."
        
             | etothepii wrote:
             | The opposite of few maybe many, but many is not the
             | opposite of fewer as the parent asks.
             | 
             | Consider
             | 
             | There are fewer people on the West Coast.
             | 
             | There are many people on the East Coast.
             | 
             | "Many," is not a comparator.
        
               | cantSpellSober wrote:
               | Fair enough, "additional" is an opposite of "fewer." I'll
               | concede "more" is also.
               | 
               | > The opposite of few maybe many
               | 
               | "Maybe" is an adverb. Perhaps you meant "may be?" :)
        
               | mc32 wrote:
               | Morether. Like further but with more.
        
           | ghaff wrote:
           | Less instead of fewer sort of bugs me. But I've even seen
           | less used in The Economist when I would have thought fewer
           | was more correct so I think the answer is it's pedantry at
           | this point. (To be clear, pedantry in the sense that less can
           | be (usually?) substituted for fewer but not the other way
           | around.)
        
           | cbsmith wrote:
           | I read that as, "we've already committed atrocities with
           | more, why wouldn't we do the same with less"? ;-)
        
           | retrac wrote:
           | The underlying distinction is about mass versus countable
           | nouns.
           | 
           | You can't refer to a sheet of paper as "a paper" (that refers
           | to something else - a completed document). And you can't call
           | a piece of furniture "a furniture", nor can you ask for "a
           | scissors". They are mass nouns, inherently plural, referring
           | to an abstract, indefinite amount of something. (Or in
           | English, something coming in pairs, like scissors.) To refer
           | to a specific instance, you need to use a determiner like "a
           | piece of paper".
           | 
           | Or a head of cattle. You can't have two cattles. You have two
           | head of cattle. Cattle come in a herd with an ambiguous
           | number of them Other nouns are count nouns, and can be
           | directly counted; they're definitive. A cat, two cats, four
           | cats. Count nouns go with "fewer". Mass nouns go with "less".
           | Over-educated writers might make a distinction here where
           | "fewer cattle" is visualizing a few individuals, while "less
           | cattle" is visualizing a smaller herd. I do think that's
           | overly pedantic. Very few people make that distinction
           | cleanly.
           | 
           | Some languages have no concept of count nouns at all, all
           | nouns are mass nouns. Some languages have no concept of mass
           | nouns, and all nouns are count nouns. Or nearly so. English
           | has and uses both. Some cases are sort of blurry or unclear.
           | "Six rains" = it has rained six times. That's maybe
           | grammatical, but it's very unnatural in English. We do not
           | feel we can count the times it rains, that way. It has to
           | qualify a word that can be counted, like "times" - a pattern
           | so common we get abbreviated counter words like "once" and
           | "twice". Most languages have a touch of both patterns. Even
           | in Chinese, which supposedly has no count nouns, there a few
           | places when you do just count things directly.
           | 
           | So, no, it's not necessary. But if your language does make
           | the distinction, it's very common for agreement patterns to
           | show up based around that distinction. Akin to how French
           | adjectives agree with their noun in number and gender.
        
         | kstrauser wrote:
         | They didn't apostrophize TAKE'S? Barbarian's.
        
         | rvbissell wrote:
         | I'm actually more upset that I can't find a readable closeup of
         | the affixed corrections, than I am about the posted sign.
        
         | xkekjrktllss wrote:
         | The owner (dictator) of the parking lot can do whatever he
         | wants. His intelligence is evidenced in his wealth. That's how
         | the free market works.
        
           | autoexec wrote:
           | > His intelligence is evidenced in his wealth. That's how the
           | free market works.
           | 
           | Yet we have so so many stupid rich people and many many more
           | brilliant poor people.
        
         | 13of40 wrote:
         | Not apostrophe-related, but you just reminded me of a sign I
         | kept seeing at my local hospital a while back. It said (and I
         | took a picture of it, because it bugged me so much):
         | NO PETS         No Dogs or Pets         Trained Guide Dogs or
         | Service Animals Welcome         No dogs or pets are allowed.
         | 
         | When I read this, I imagine a guy with thick glasses and a
         | white lab coat feeding these rules into a wall-sized 1950s
         | computer and smoke coming out.
        
           | kzrdude wrote:
           | There is something subtly nostalgic and pleasant with how
           | that notice is written. (The old-fashioned style.)
        
           | oxonia wrote:
           | Have you ever read 'The Monkey Wrench', by Gordon Dickson?
           | 
           | https://archive.org/details/Astounding_v47n06_1951-08_MadMax.
           | ..
        
         | ShadowBanThis01 wrote:
         | In a time when a more and more people can't spell "too," it
         | seems ambitious to school them on "less" vs. "fewer."
         | 
         | But when I do try to explain why "less" and "fewer" are not
         | interchangeable, I usually just say, "Do you want fewer syrup
         | on your pancakes?"
         | 
         | Then there's "transition" as a verb: Do you illumination a room
         | when it's dark?
         | 
         | We can go on and on, but we can't leave this one out: "would
         | of." I always call that out in any comment forum. This just
         | can't be let go.
         | 
         | And now, Weird Al has some words:
         | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gv0H-vPoDc
        
           | BalinKing wrote:
           | > But when I do try to explain why "less" and "fewer" are not
           | interchangeable, I usually just say, "Do you want fewer syrup
           | on your pancakes?"
           | 
           | This feels like a strawman: As evidenced by the fact that
           | everyone would agree your example sentence is ungrammatical,
           | clearly "less" and "fewer" are not strictly interchangeable,
           | either prescriptively _or_ descriptively.
           | 
           | I guess what I'm trying to say is that I don't see how your
           | example is relevant to the cases where people do in fact use
           | "less" to mean "fewer" (or vice versa).
        
           | zimpenfish wrote:
           | > And now, Weird Al has some words
           | 
           | A linguist had some words in response[0]
           | 
           | > While "grammar nerds" are psyched about Weird Al's new
           | "Word Crimes" video, many linguists are shaking their heads
           | and feeling a little hopeless about what the public
           | enthusiasm about it represents: a society where largely
           | trivial, largely arbitrary standards of linguistic
           | correctness are heavily privileged, and people feel justified
           | in degrading and attacking those who don't do things the
           | "correct" way.
           | 
           | I know who I'm trusting to speak confidently about language
           | usage.
           | 
           | [0] https://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=13521
        
           | autoexec wrote:
           | > In a time when a more and more people can't spell "too," it
           | seems ambitious to school them on "less" vs. "fewer."
           | 
           | Over half of the American population reads below a 6th grade
           | level. We should encourage them to improve at every
           | opportunity.
        
       | hlandau wrote:
       | I have an almost, but not quite, completely unrelated anecdote
       | about this.
       | 
       | I got on the internet in the early 2000s as a teenager, and would
       | often be in various online chatrooms. Tricking people into
       | visiting "shock sites" (most famously goatse.cx) seemed to be a
       | common habit of certain denizens of these communities, either to
       | people they didn't like or just because they thought it was
       | funny.
       | 
       | Somehow I managed to avoid ever falling victim to this, but there
       | was one exception I recall, in which I was linked to a website
       | purporting to be website of the "Apostrophe Protection Society".
       | After only a moment some kind of JavaScript kicked in to instead
       | change the contents of the page to some goatse.cx-style shock
       | image which I don't recall. In other words, the "Apostrophe
       | Protection Society" page just existed as a kind of bait-and-
       | switch cover.
       | 
       | I quickly closed the page, and ironically what I ended up
       | remembering is not anything about the shock image but the notion
       | of the "Apostrophe Protection Society". I think at the time I
       | assumed that the notion of the "Apostrophe Protection Society"
       | was intended to be part of the joke - that nobody would ever
       | actually make such an organisation.
       | 
       | I never bumped into that site again, but for heaven knows why (my
       | memory is scary sometimes) I still remember the existence of this
       | site pretending to be about an "Apostrophe Protection Society"
       | (or some similar title).
       | 
       | So, TIL it actually is real - and actually a legitimate
       | organisation. Presumably whoever made the above website must have
       | picked the website at random and copied its contents. Well, I
       | hope this random anecdote about what the web used to be like is
       | of interest to someone...
        
         | fsckboy wrote:
         | > _(most famously Goatse)_
         | 
         | No! speaking of lost punctuation marks, even more humorously
         | goatse.cx
         | 
         | it's pronounced "goatsex". get it? get the leet joke? the joke
         | doesn't work if you misinterpret the semantic versioning
         | "point" as a full stop. full stop.
        
           | hlandau wrote:
           | Fixed ;)
        
           | caseyohara wrote:
           | First sentence from Wikipedia: "goatse.cx, often spelled
           | without the .cx top-level domain as Goatse, was an internet
           | domain that originally housed an Internet shock site."
        
       | bobsmooth wrote:
       | I dont think theyre that important.
        
       | joegahona wrote:
       | The omission rules are what I see bungled most these days, as
       | well as typographical things like the wrong version of the smart
       | apostrophe appearing in the wrong place.
       | 
       | Errors like "They want to outlaw Christian's" are easily
       | avoidable; just stay away from Facebook comments.
        
       | taylorbuley wrote:
       | kill the curly quote
        
         | cantSpellSober wrote:
         | In favor of the _neutral_ single quote ( ')? Are you using a
         | typewriter?!
        
       | fbdab103 wrote:
       | When the name ends in an "s", you either add an apostrophe and
       | "s" or just an apostrophe.            - James's pen or James' pen
       | - Mr Jones's van or Mr Jones' van
       | 
       | Who accepts the first style? I thought this was a non-negotiable
       | error.
       | 
       | Edit: American
        
         | kstrauser wrote:
         | I was taught the former. You'd pronounce the "'s" if you were
         | speaking it, rather than saying "Mr Jones van" or "James pen".
        
         | moribvndvs wrote:
         | I use s' and it's one of the more frequent corrections
         | suggested to me, but that's what was taught to me in grade and
         | high school.
        
           | ghaff wrote:
           | Both AP (usually--unless the following word starts with an s)
           | and Chicago prefer s-apostrophe-s for singular nouns. Though,
           | on their website, Chicago seems fairly ambivalent about it.
           | The bottom line is that a copyeditor may correct you but it's
           | pretty far away from grammatical faux pas territory.
           | (Personally I go with just s-apostrophe.)
        
         | LegibleCrimson wrote:
         | I only accept the first style, because I pronounce it "Jameses
         | pen", not "James pen". If there are multiple choices and one
         | more closely resembles the spoken language, I don't see any
         | reason to save a written letter. Otherwise you have "James'
         | pen" being pronounced "Jameses pen", but "the voters' choice"
         | for some reason is not pronounced "the voterses choice". You
         | end up with one specific circumstance where an apostrophe is
         | actually pronounced, and I really don't like that.
         | 
         | I'm also American.
        
           | ericbarrett wrote:
           | I don't add the extra s, nor do I speak it aloud. Also
           | American (western).
        
             | LegibleCrimson wrote:
             | So you'd pronounce "I have James' pen" as "I have James
             | pen"?
        
               | readthenotes1 wrote:
               | I do. It's rare to be confusing.
               | 
               | And if it were, I would not do Jameses, I would go
               | traditional and say James his pen (since 's is a
               | contraction of his)
        
               | kstrauser wrote:
               | It's not a contraction. It's a possessive, and
               | specifically _not_ a contraction of  "James his".
        
         | iNerdier wrote:
         | In the UK I would say the latter is incorrect and would never
         | use it in writing.
        
           | mkehrt wrote:
           | Wait, you don't think "James'" is acceptable _at all_? What
           | about  "Jesus'", which is pretty common as an affected
           | archaism?
        
         | tedunangst wrote:
         | Everyone who was taught s' is only for plural words.
        
         | tom_ wrote:
         | The rule is there to eliminate a 3rd -s noise. James's is fine.
         | Moses's or Jesus's is less so (but you can do it if you want).
        
         | ghaff wrote:
         | AP (usually), Chicago, and The Economist style guides all
         | specify the first use for singular nouns--so it does seem to be
         | officially preferred in both US and British English. Which I
         | did not actually know.
        
         | chrismorgan wrote:
         | I thought about this for a bit a month or two back. I decided
         | that I was consistent about my spelling matching my
         | pronunciation (though a -s' one still entails a very subtle
         | adjustment of the final phoneme compared to its -s origin), but
         | I couldn't find any consistent rule I was following about the
         | pronunciation. Number of syllables was readily falsified;
         | concluding phoneme (/s/ like Chris or /z/ like James) was
         | readily falsified; I didn't delve far enough into the
         | concluding _syllable_ (e.g. "Jesus'" already ends in  /z@z/,
         | ending in /z@z@z/ just makes me think of Smeagol and his
         | fisheses), so there _may_ still be a pattern, but for now I
         | think it may just be irregular.
         | 
         | Pronunciation-dependent spelling is not novel in English: "a"
         | and "an" are the same word, but the choice depends on the
         | succeeding phoneme. The King James Version of the Bible uses
         | the phrase "an horse for an hundred pieces of silver", showing
         | that the dominant accent at the time used a silent _h_ in both
         | words: "an 'orse for an 'undred pieces of silver". I
         | contemplated the matter a few years ago and decided that "a
         | horse for a hundred pieces of silver" was a more reasonable
         | reading of the phrase in Australian English (though most will
         | diligently read the clumsy "an horse, _& c._").
         | 
         | This is one of the subtleties across accents. An American might
         | write "an herb" because they'll pronounce it "an 'erb", whereas
         | an Australian would write "a herb" because we sound the _h_.
        
           | kej wrote:
           | The variations of "an h-" are one of my favorite things to
           | stumble on, because it's one of the few times that the
           | written word tells you what kind of accent the writer has.
        
         | mkehrt wrote:
         | These are definitely both acceptable.
         | 
         | In fact I'd go so far as to say that the apostrophe-only style
         | ("James'") is somewhat archaic and definitely out of fashion.
        
         | kzrdude wrote:
         | Thanks for bringing this up. I usually wonder which of the
         | styles is correct..
        
       | alecnotthompson wrote:
       | People care about the darnedest thing's
        
       | philk10 wrote:
       | Maybe by coincidence but a missing apostrophe was in the news
       | today - https://www.theguardian.com/uk-
       | news/2023/nov/17/hampshire-vi...
        
         | Freak_NL wrote:
         | Probably not a coincidence. I read that article today too; the
         | submitter could very well have done that and went to the linked
         | website afterwards.
        
       | sowbug wrote:
       | Related reading: https://begthequestion.info/
        
       | benrutter wrote:
       | I found it interesting to learn that possessive apostrophes are
       | more or less an English language only thing. Possessive word
       | endings ("Tomes pen") used to be a thing, but I guess got
       | abbreviated so much (Tom's pen) they no longer exist.
        
         | etothepii wrote:
         | This is very interesting, do you have a source?
         | 
         | In eats, shoots and leaves I recall the claim being made that
         | apostrophes can be used for plurality with borrowed words. A
         | particular example would thus be the "potato". Therefore, a so-
         | called grocer's apostrophe to pluralise potato would be ok,
         | while to pluralise turnip it would not.
         | 
         | Similarly it was considered appropriate for pluralising numbers
         | and days of the week. "There are fifty-two Wednesday's in a
         | normal year." However, if the contraction argument were correct
         | then "Tomes Pen" -> "Tom's Pen" could also allow "Potatoes" ->
         | "Potato's"
        
           | benrutter wrote:
           | I said it from memory, but googling looks like meriam webster
           | has a nice article: https://www.merriam-
           | webster.com/grammar/history-and-use-of-t...
        
         | eszed wrote:
         | A professor of mine used to say that the original form (don't
         | know what time period; he never explained that) was "Tom, his
         | pen", so therefore the apostrophe still indicates elided
         | characters. I don't know whether his example is correct, or
         | yours, or both, but they're clearly pointing in the same
         | direction.
        
           | pge wrote:
           | Since English is a Germanic language, it seems more likely to
           | me that the possessive 's' is a carryover from the German
           | genitive case. Pure speculation, but perhaps the apostrophe
           | was added as case endings disappeared from English (except
           | for the rare exceptions like who/whom)
        
           | aimor wrote:
           | I like this. But now it's tempting to use 'r for plural
           | nouns.
        
           | benrutter wrote:
           | Looks like both are right apparently? Although, mainly your
           | professor's: https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/history-
           | and-use-of-t...
        
       | ChrisArchitect wrote:
       | Related:
       | 
       |  _John Richards, self-confessed pedant and founder of the
       | Apostrophe Protection Society - obituary, 24 April 2021_
       | 
       | https://www.telegraph.co.uk/obituaries/2021/04/24/john-richa...
        
       | tragomaskhalos wrote:
       | In the UK a misplaced apostrophe (in a plural or in possessive
       | its) is called a "greengrocers' apostrophe", presumably due to
       | folks in that trade being particularly susceptible to errors in
       | their signs, in turn partially due to the slightly unusual nature
       | of the nouns they are pluralising; "bananas" is slightly teasing
       | you to stick one in, but "mangos" more so as just looks like a
       | Greek island otherwise, unless you opt for the -oes form.
        
         | crazygringo wrote:
         | Ha. That makes sense, I wonder why or how that became a thing?
         | 
         | It's the same case in the US -- you see it most in locally
         | owned mom-and-pop style stores, especially ones that have been
         | around for a while.
         | 
         | It genuinely makes me wonder if it's out of ignorance, or if
         | it's intentionally keeping a kind of old-school charm. "If
         | apostrophes were good enough for my grandfather, they're good
         | enough for me!"
         | 
         | Of course, there's also a store local to me that has "&AMP;" on
         | its big sign instead of "&", so I don't want to read in too
         | much intention. (And you can tell it's not the kind of business
         | that can afford to have a replacement sign made.)
        
         | justincormack wrote:
         | Fond of signs saying things like "sparrowgrass" at greengrocers
         | or market stalls too.
        
       | chrismorgan wrote:
       | Three on the page:
       | 
       | > _If you're looking for guidance on the correct use of
       | apostrophes, ..._
       | 
       | > _It 's free, so why not join today!_
       | 
       | > _Do please have a browse and see if there's anything you want
       | to purchase._
       | 
       | I'm genuinely disappointed at this inconsistency: the first and
       | third use curly quotes, the second uses straight quotes. They
       | should pick one style (which, for such an organisation, should I
       | think fairly clearly be the curly, unless they go bizarre and
       | decide that U+0027 APOSTROPHE's name is enough to warrant
       | protecting it despite its inferiority to U+2019 RIGHT SINGLE
       | QUOTATION MARK) and stick with it assiduously.
       | 
       | They've also got a pair of double quotes on the quotation at the
       | end, and they're straight.
        
       | cxr wrote:
       | I have to object to the recommendation to fix an error that
       | results in a "corrected" form that reads
       | 
       | > 1000s of bargains here!
       | 
       | The problem with a sentence that says "1000's" isn't just the
       | presence of the apostrophe. "1000" is not a substitute for the
       | word "thousand". It means "one thousand". "1000s" therefore is a
       | nonsense construction, apostrophe or not, unless you're talking
       | about years or other number ranges. The same goes for "millions",
       | etc, as well as "hundreds". (This doesn't apply to 10; "10s of
       | thousands" is acceptable and correct.)
        
       | readthenotes1 wrote:
       | So the Apostrophe Protection Society is the apostrophe's
       | protection society?
        
       | o11c wrote:
       | The "use" page is missing several details, some important:
       | 
       | * 1 The non-ASCII apostrophe is always ', so programs that
       | automatically insert smart quotes do the _wrong_ thing for
       | apostrophes at the start of a word. Some better examples IMHO:
       | 'tis (it is), 'nuff (enough), 'cause (because), 'em (them),
       | 'fraid (afraid), 'n' (and),
       | 
       | * 2 The "name ends with s" rule also applies to names ending with
       | "x".
       | 
       | * 3 is arguably just a special case of 2 (e.g. we can say "a
       | holiday of two weeks"), but note that this is very similar to the
       | attributive use (7) which never+ uses the plural or an apostrophe
       | but does use a hyphen (a two-week holiday).
       | 
       | * 5 There are, in fact, grammatically-valid uses of "its'", when
       | "it" is a noun rather than a pronoun. A non-derogatory example,
       | in some variants of tag (the children's game), the its' advantage
       | increases over time.
       | 
       | * 6 Whether apostrophes are used for plurals of non-words is a
       | matter of style, not correctness.
       | 
       | * 7, + Some apparent exceptions are due to words that are
       | actually collective instead of plural for the particular use
       | case. For example, "arms industry" is like "clothes industry".
       | More often, people use errors and omit the required apostrophe.
       | "farmers market" is an abomination.
        
         | mminer237 wrote:
         | Technically, ' isn't an apostrophe at all, but a right single
         | quotation mark. I honestly thought this post was going to
         | finally be some validation of my annoyance at everyone using
         | the wrong Unicode character just because font makers make the
         | apostrophe more "ugly".
        
           | geesh wrote:
           | Absolutely not, the Unicode Standard explicitly states that
           | U+2019 (') RIGHT SINGLE QUOTATION MARK "is the preferred
           | character to use for apostrophe". You can see this in the
           | code chart at https://www.unicode.org/charts/PDF/U2000.pdf
           | and it is restated in section "Apostrophes", 6.2 General
           | Punctuation.
        
             | mminer237 wrote:
             | Huh, TIL. That's kind of annoying but good to know, thanks!
        
         | couchand wrote:
         | The "name ends with s" rule is surprisingly permissive -- I'm
         | surprised an organization that claims to work to protect the
         | apostrophe would allow one to be stripped of its due support
         | 's'. And without an analogous rule for non-name nouns ending in
         | 's', it's just needlessly inconsistent.
         | 
         | Protect the apostrophe! Demand the rightful 's'!
        
       | kibwen wrote:
       | On the other hand, given the marginal utility of the apostrophe
       | (relative to, say, the comma or the parenthesis) as well as the
       | fact that so many people seem to have a hard time keeping it
       | straight, Im tempted to conclude thats evidence that we should
       | just get rid of it outright.
        
       | gwbas1c wrote:
       | FYI: The translucent background on the text makes
       | https://www.apostrophe.org.uk/apostrophe-use hard to read.
       | 
       | Perhaps bump up the opacity one more notch?
        
       | gavinhoward wrote:
       | Sort of OT, but the list of uses
       | (https://www.apostrophe.org.uk/apostrophe-use) matches what I do
       | _except_ for  "6. Apostrophes are NEVER used to denote plurals!"
       | 
       | I was taught that for numbers and acronyms, you _do_ use
       | apostrophes.
       | 
       | Was anyone else taught that? Or am I the only one?
        
       | Vinnl wrote:
       | Heh, I have two related pet peeves.
       | 
       | The first is kinda the opposite of this website's problem: people
       | using apostrophes to denote possession _in Dutch_. That 's
       | supposed to be wrong, but people have adopted it from English.
       | (Though supposedly, it was also already fairly widespread before
       | English was. I'm also not so sure whether it can realistically be
       | considered wrong nowadays, given its prevalence.)
       | 
       | The other is _should 've_. That's a contraction, and the original
       | is _should have_ , not _should of_. Funnily enough this is a
       | mistake no Dutch person (or non-native speaker in general, I
       | think) makes, but I see it a lot online.
       | 
       | And finally, I wonder how many mistakes I made in this comment
        
         | arp242 wrote:
         | Conversely, a lot of Dutch people use apostrophes for plurals
         | in English, probably more so than the average non-native
         | speaker, because that's considered correct in Dutch.
         | 
         | Mixing languages is hard. I've lived abroad for a few years I
         | can no longer tell the time in Dutch. Does "half two" mean
         | "half past two" (14:30) or "half of two" (13:30)? From where
         | I'm sitting now, I'm genuinely not sure; in (British) English
         | it's usually the latter, although that's confusing as well
         | because Americans usually mean the former (or was it the
         | reverse?)
         | 
         | Maybe I'm just stupid - I've never been able to recite the
         | alphabet either (always get confused somewhere after O/P).
        
       | technothrasher wrote:
       | I was ranting one day a few years ago at work about all the
       | laminated signs such as "clean your dishes" or "flush the toilet"
       | around and why they were useless at actually altering behavior. I
       | came in the next day and one of my co-workers had had the great
       | idea to stick a laminated sign in my lab that said, "Do not place
       | lamanated sign's in this lab". I have left it up to this day
       | because of the misspelling and misuse of the apostrophe, it
       | always makes me laugh.
        
         | olddustytrail wrote:
         | That's very Fight Club
        
       | pseingatl wrote:
       | How an Apostrophe Almost Landed Me in Jail:
       | 
       | https://mu7ami.micro.blog/2023/01/02/how-an-apostrophe.html
        
       | arp242 wrote:
       | I don't get why people get all bothered by this kind of stuff.
       | The reason people make these mistakes is because it's all
       | pronounced exactly the same, and no one is confused by what "It's
       | wrong" and "Its wrong" means, when pronounced or when written.
       | 
       | The "Correct Use of the Apostrophe in the English Language" page
       | claims that the rules are "very simple". If they're that simple
       | then why do you need 8 bullet-points and five screens of text to
       | explain these "very simple" rules?
       | 
       | I wish people were more relaxed about this kind of thing. Just
       | accept "its" and "it's" as correct, and "Two week's time" and
       | "Two weeks' time", etc. No one gets confused by this sort of
       | thing.
       | 
       | Our brains are geared towards spoken language, not written
       | language. My main take-aware from this is that we should change
       | the spelling to be less error-prone, or just accept both as
       | correct. The problem is with the spelling, not the people.
        
         | easeout wrote:
         | The problem is not that it's confusing but that, because the
         | rules exist and set our expectations, we mentally trip over
         | violations of them. We stop absorbing what was intended to be
         | communicated and have to back up and try again. I don't
         | disagree that changing the rules would solve this, but we
         | haven't done that. So in individual instances of written
         | communication which each of us does have the power to affect,
         | it's on the writer to ensure the reader has no unnecessary
         | trouble. I could wear boots inside your house, but I'd rather
         | you clean up the Lego.
        
       | damiante wrote:
       | >It's free, so why not join today!
       | 
       | Evidently their passion for punctuation does not extend to the
       | question mark.
        
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