[HN Gopher] Confessions of a Tableside Flambeur
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       Confessions of a Tableside Flambeur
        
       Author : jseliger
       Score  : 58 points
       Date   : 2023-10-31 04:04 UTC (18 hours ago)
        
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       | _nalply wrote:
       | Typo: omit the accent aigu, this means: flambeur instead of
       | flambeur!
        
         | csande17 wrote:
         | Alternatively, flambeer or flambe-er, since by the time you're
         | using "flambe" as a present-tense verb you're already in
         | mangled culinary-loanword territory.
        
         | dmichulke wrote:
         | not a grave mistake
        
           | fguerraz wrote:
           | Sacrebleu!
        
             | _nalply wrote:
             | Typo: sacre bleu!
        
           | ale42 wrote:
           | In French, it is a big one ;-) It changes the pronunciation
           | of the word from \fla.boeR\ to something like \fla.be.yR\
        
             | portmanteaufu wrote:
             | They were joking--"aigu" (e) is "not grave" (e).
        
           | hotnfresh wrote:
           | Hey, this is no place to _circon-flexe_ that you know fancy
           | names for little extra bits on letters.
        
             | smarks wrote:
             | This series of puns is macron me ill.
        
       | jfim wrote:
       | It's also a fun party trick that can be done at home to impress
       | guests, and it's not particularly hard to do.
       | 
       | All you need is a hot pan, some liquor with high alcohol content,
       | and a long bbq lighter. Pour a small amount of alcohol into the
       | pan and light it up from the side, obviously being mindful of
       | your surroundings and keeping the pan horizontal as not to spill
       | the burning alcohol.
        
         | misja111 wrote:
         | And by all means don't do it under the extractor fan, it will
         | suck in the flames and catch fire.
        
           | twic wrote:
           | Also, don't do it with your head bent over the pan, it will
           | singe your eyebrows off and give you what looks like mild
           | sunburn.
        
             | misja111 wrote:
             | the guests will be thrilled though
        
             | Uehreka wrote:
             | Also don't do it on top of a frisbee in the middle of an
             | Ultimate match. The frisbee's downward-sloping geometry
             | will cause the alcohol to fall off and the Observer will
             | generally not take your side.
        
               | patapong wrote:
               | To add to this: I would strongly recommend against doing
               | this at a fuel station. The flame may jump from the
               | alcohol to petrol gases in the surrounding area, causing
               | more than just the pan to flambe.
        
               | nvy wrote:
               | Do it in scoober position, silly.
        
         | ramraj07 wrote:
         | I've used chef Jon's bananas foster recipe to impress a few
         | people in my times: https://youtu.be/yLLw-B-OR8U?si=GmC-
         | neQ9eRDi__MK
        
         | butlike wrote:
         | If you try, keep some baking soda around just in case you have
         | to put out the fire.
        
           | CamperBob2 wrote:
           | Not to be confused with potassium chlorate, which doesn't
           | work as well.
        
       | gumby wrote:
       | I misread the title thinking it would be some sort of indoor
       | flaneur, but instead it was the opposite -- less surprising,
       | perhaps, but a delightful little essay.
       | 
       | Plum pudding on fire was a Christmas staple growing up, and I
       | kept up the tradition when I moved out. I will say the
       | traditional Christmas dinner makes more sense in the northern
       | hemisphere winter!
        
       | draven wrote:
       | My mom used to do this at home for example when cooking _rognons
       | de veau flambes au Cognac_ (works with Armagac too.) She managed
       | to briefly set fire to the kitchen wallpaper once.
        
         | tuyiown wrote:
         | My kids feared I lit the house on fire when I showed them how I
         | did my _flambees_ bananas. The flamme was indeed impressive.
        
       | fsckboy wrote:
       | > _"Oh my God, I hate bananas," she says, turning toward her
       | tablemates, "but we should totally order it anyway!" They haven't
       | even finished their appetizers._
       | 
       | there is nothing wrong with talking about an exciting dessert
       | before you've finished your appetizers, what is wrong with this
       | person?
       | 
       | ----
       | 
       | now, I don't get many chances to tell my flambe story, it's not
       | like the subject comes up very often.
       | 
       | I was at a ridiculously overpriced resort up around Santa
       | Barbara, and we dined in the house restaurant. Mostly we order
       | things compatible with red wine, and one of our selections on
       | this occasion was the Filet Mignon; not my preferred cut at all
       | but it was what they had.
       | 
       | So, it arrived tableside on a little cart, and the waiter
       | proceeded to flambe it to within an inch of its life (by which I
       | mean an inch past that boundary) and the whole performance,
       | specialty of the really old waiter, seemed so old fashioned it
       | jogged my memory I got to thinking "isn't this Steak Diane?"
       | which I somehow remember from my childhood, along with rumaki.
       | 
       | It was late, kitchen was closing, too much other food, and we
       | didn't want to make a fuss, so we let them serve us the piece of
       | shoe leather. But I did ask to see the menu again just to refresh
       | my memory and figure out what happened. And, there was the Filet
       | Mignon, and there was the Steak Diane, and then it struck me! I
       | know what happened.
       | 
       | When I ordered the Filet Mignon, they must have heard "I'd like
       | the flaming one"...
        
         | otteromkram wrote:
         | Never heard of Steak Diane before, but it seems like it would
         | be tasty.
         | 
         | But, using filet for the dish does seem like a waste, kind of
         | like making a whisky and cola with Buffalo Trace or a cosmo
         | with Grey Goose.
        
           | kunwon1 wrote:
           | It's my understanding that the filet is preferred for dishes
           | like this because it's not the 'top shelf' product that it is
           | often made out to be
           | 
           | Steak au poivre, for instance, is traditionally prepared with
           | the filet
           | 
           | Now using a ribeye, I would consider that a waste
        
             | hnav wrote:
             | it's because filet has very little flavor of its own
        
               | CamperBob2 wrote:
               | Try some A5 wagyu and report back on that.
        
               | QuercusMax wrote:
               | That's totally different, comparing A5 wagyu filet to
               | normal prime filet is ridiculous.
        
               | LeafItAlone wrote:
               | Insult me however you'd like, but I'd almost always
               | prefer a filet over ribeye (or any other cut).
        
         | omginternets wrote:
         | >what is wrong with this person?
         | 
         | Two common kinds of foolishness are:
         | 
         | 1. There is no right way to do a thing
         | 
         | 2. You must never deviate from the right way of doing the thing
         | 
         | Many foodies derive a misplaced pride from preaching #2.
        
           | joezydeco wrote:
           | Some desserts _need_ to be ordered ahead of the meal. The
           | best chocolate souffle in Chicago was served at La Sardine
           | (now closed), but needed 45 minutes to prepare.
        
           | butlike wrote:
           | To the #2 point, if the goal is to do a "fresh take on
           | something," by all means, experiment. But if the diner
           | expects exactly what's on the menu, say, traditional chicken
           | pot pie, then I'd say yes; there's only one right way to do
           | it.
           | 
           | Again, the whole issue can be avoided if the menu item reads:
           | "Chef's take on traditional Chicken Pot Pie" Then you can add
           | cumin or whatever.
        
             | mhink wrote:
             | I'm not so sure I agree with that. Even with chicken pot
             | pie, there are absolutely a few different variations that
             | (in my opinion) are equally valid- most notably, there's
             | the question of whether it needs to have a crust underneath
             | the filling or not. How thick should the filling be? I've
             | had chicken pot pies where the filling is almost a soup,
             | and ones where it's almost firm enough to pick up and eat a
             | slice. Do you use traditional pie crust or a layer of puff
             | pastry on top- or maybe nestle biscuits on top? Should I
             | use potatoes or not, because that'll affect how hearty and
             | filling it is? How about peas? I'll grant that if I use
             | turkey I should call it "turkey pot pie", but what about
             | Cornish game hen? What if I use parsnips instead of
             | carrots?
             | 
             | Then there are different forms- what if I didn't make it in
             | a pie tin, but folded the dough into a half-circle like a
             | hand pie? Or perhaps a rectangle? It might be more accurate
             | to call this a "chicken hand pie" but then you have the
             | ironic problem that a diner might be more willing to order
             | it if they understand that it's really a chicken pot pie in
             | a different shape.
             | 
             | ---
             | 
             | I know I'm being a bit pedantic here, but here's the thing-
             | you're not wrong _in spirit_. But I think it 's overly
             | reductive to say "yes; there's only one right way to do
             | it".
             | 
             | IMO, it's sort of more like the difference between a cover
             | of a song vs. a remix of a song. In the same way, there's a
             | sliding scale here- a cover of a song might be an attempt
             | to perfectly duplicate the original, or it might be similar
             | but a different artist's take, or it might be a completely
             | different genre (but preserving the song's structure). A
             | remix is a different song entirely that borrows elements of
             | the original.
        
               | Smoosh wrote:
               | > a half-circle like a hand pie
               | 
               | Interesting term "hand pie". Is that like a pastie[1]?
               | 
               | Here in Australia, a single-person pie is typically
               | considered a hand pie because they are frequently eaten
               | that way (holding the pie and taking bites out of it) for
               | casual dining. [2]
               | 
               | [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pastie
               | 
               | [2] https://westsidetoday-enki-v2.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-
               | content/up...
        
           | tomjakubowski wrote:
           | this isn't a "foodie" making some judgment of when you should
           | order dessert, it's a restaurant worker dreading having to do
           | the performance of the flambe for the nth time this week (or
           | evening)
        
       | BaudouinVH wrote:
       | native french speaker here : it should read "Flambeur". "Flambe"
       | does exist. "Flambeur" does exist but not Flambeur.
        
         | dieulot wrote:
         | "Flambeur" isn't right but "flambeur" means something else
         | entirely (gambler). "Flambeer" would be more legitimate but
         | would be hard to decipher. The title tag plays it safe and uses
         | "flambe restaurant server".
        
           | Lalabadie wrote:
           | Flambeur with this meaning is a metaphor (it can mean
           | gambler, or just overspender).
           | 
           | Its literal meaning as "quelqu'un qui flambe" remains correct
           | too.
        
             | tomjakubowski wrote:
             | like somebody who "burns through money"
        
           | gregschlom wrote:
           | "flambeur" means someone who sets things on fire. Either
           | literally, as in this case, or metaphorically, as in money.
        
         | pcrh wrote:
         | I read it as flaneur.
        
         | RickHull wrote:
         | In Louisiana, might it be _flambeaux_?
        
           | gryn wrote:
           | that means torch (the traditional kind, not electric)
        
             | gregschlom wrote:
             | And more specifically, torches (plural). A single torch
             | would be "flambeau"
        
         | tantalor wrote:
         | This article isn't in French, it's in English.
        
         | hughdbrown wrote:
         | Tout le monde connait Bob le Flambeur.
         | 
         | https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0047892/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
         | 
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_le_flambeur
         | 
         | Sort of a French Ocean's Eleven in the 1950s.
        
       | edu wrote:
       | I was expecting some fire story. Earlier in the year, in
       | Madrid[1], a flambeed dessert created a fire in a restaurant that
       | resulted in 2 people dead and 10 injured.
       | 
       | 1. https://www.telemadrid.es/noticias/madrid/Un-postre-
       | flameado...
        
         | Karellen wrote:
         | Yes, I also read the article. But, as an English speaker, I
         | found their link to the BBC coverage of the same incident more
         | useful.
        
       | feintruled wrote:
       | My mother does this every Christmas, a veritable highlight of the
       | year when we were young. She would dose the Christmas pudding in
       | Brandy and set it alight. No-one even really liked Christmas
       | pudding, it was just the spectacle. It wasn't even that wild - it
       | just kind of burned with a gentle blue light and we all just
       | gathered around this mysterious glowing orb like cultists.
        
         | twic wrote:
         | My dad also did this when we had christmas at his. The brandy
         | does burn with a pale flame, but if you have the traditional
         | sprig of holly on top of the pudding, and that spring is dry
         | rather than fresh, that will go up like a rocket, with a bright
         | yellow smoky flame.
        
           | tantalor wrote:
           | Isn't holly toxic? I wouldn't want that anywhere near my
           | food, or to be breathing in the combustion products.
        
             | sprobertson wrote:
             | Eating a bunch of the berries can make you nauseous but the
             | poisonousness is widely overstated.
        
         | rwmj wrote:
         | If you don't like Christmas pudding you must be eating the
         | wrong sort of Christmas pudding!
        
           | dtgriscom wrote:
           | Some might say anyone eating Christmas pudding is eating the
           | wrong sort...
        
       | maxwell wrote:
       | Looks like they're running cherries jubilee instead of bananas
       | foster this month:
       | 
       | https://thegrillnewyork.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/THE-G...
        
       | gertrunde wrote:
       | There's a roast chicken recipe we do occasionally, where you
       | flambe the chicken in brandy (towards the end of roasting) and
       | then add a load of cream.
       | 
       | It is really quite epicly good.
        
       | axxl wrote:
       | I suppose we all deserve a chance to gripe about our jobs in the
       | relevant website or reading material of our profession. That is,
       | to the extent of my capacity to tell, entirely what this article
       | is. With some facts about Flambe sprinkled in. There aren't even
       | really any "confession" anecdotes except "I wasn't trained and I
       | messed up sometimes" and "this woman didn't like bananas but
       | ordered it anyway".
        
         | neuralRiot wrote:
         | I think i get where the rant of the author comes from, it's the
         | superficiality of it all, people didn't order the dessert
         | because they wanted to eat it but only because of the fire show
         | which might make him feel like a circus act rather than a cook
         | but that's what everything seems to be today all show, no
         | substance. It doesn't matter if you don't like the food as long
         | as it looks good in the pics, only the 5 seconds of fame
         | matter.
        
       | twic wrote:
       | The only flambeed dishes that spring to mind are "volcano
       | chicken", a staple at a Thai restaurant near me (not where this
       | film was shot):
       | 
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSjJFOgBFNY
       | 
       | And the "cobra coffee" at the former Bombay Brasserie, where
       | there is some complex manoeuvre involving lighting some spirits
       | on fire, trickling them down an orange peel, then using them to
       | burn sugar into caramel or something:
       | 
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXg1VZD5lZ0
       | 
       | Apparently also available in Washington, D. C.:
       | 
       | https://www.bostonglobe.com/lifestyle/food-dining/2014/12/19...
        
       | ubermonkey wrote:
       | My only real experiences with tableside fire are in New Orleans.
       | 
       | At Brennan's, we always get the Bananas Foster. It's SO GOOD,
       | even if you don't like bananas (and I don't). The presentation
       | can get dramatic, for sure:
       | 
       | https://www.flickr.com/photos/chetman/8225606480/in/album-72...
       | 
       | At Galatoire's, do yourself a favor and enjoy Cafe Brulot for
       | dessert, or with dessert. It's a flaming coffee cocktail prepared
       | tableside and, as per the thread, set aflame (sometimes on the
       | tablecloth!).
        
       | motohagiography wrote:
       | In some Portuguese restaurants, chourico is another variation.
       | It's fun. The true art of great service is to make diners think
       | it's the chef who is responsible for their enjoyment.
        
       | zabzonk wrote:
       | flaming drinks: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flaming_drink
        
       | tiahura wrote:
       | _No matter how technologically advanced our society becomes,
       | humans will always be captivated by fire._ Yep.
       | 
       | Thankful to have a Greek restaurant that serves saganaki down the
       | street. If only we had a restaurant that served real raclette.
        
         | joezydeco wrote:
         | Funny enough, Saganaki is an American creation. Invented in
         | Chicago in 1968.
         | 
         | https://www.oakpark.com/2021/09/09/flaming-cheese-its-how-a-...
         | 
         | And I do love raclette.
        
       | vjulian wrote:
       | Growing up, when going to restaurants when in the US, I loved the
       | ones serving so-called 'Continental' food. The Haute Cuisine
       | pretensions, puddings on fire, coq au vin, old-fashioned service
       | and the rest--all wonderful!
       | 
       | I LOATHE these newer restaurants with casual service yet high
       | prices, garlic aioli, Sriracha sauce, and ubiquitous and awful
       | comfort food. I also loathe the new breed of garish, high end
       | restaurants.
        
         | conductr wrote:
         | > I also loathe the new breed of garish, high end restaurants.
         | 
         | We have a trend of high end restaurants being what I view as
         | night clubs. If your steak restaurant has a DJ, you're doing it
         | wrong (IMO). It all feels Vegas-y to me, and I'm not a fan of
         | Vegas.
        
         | dorfsmay wrote:
         | > garlic aioli
         | 
         | Is there any other type of aioli?
         | 
         | My understanding is the only controversial part, source if the
         | "real aioli" great schism, is egg yolk.
        
         | rjsw wrote:
         | Presumably serving dishes with with sauce.
        
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