[HN Gopher] How Bad Is Your Resume? - Get Your Resume Roasted by AI
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       How Bad Is Your Resume? - Get Your Resume Roasted by AI
        
       Author : arnavb_
       Score  : 35 points
       Date   : 2023-10-04 20:00 UTC (3 hours ago)
        
 (HTM) web link (roastmyresu.me)
 (TXT) w3m dump (roastmyresu.me)
        
       | danuker wrote:
       | Ugh. Mine is 3 pages long.
       | 
       | "Bro there is no way you have a resume that can't fit on one
       | page"
        
         | ActivePattern wrote:
         | The bot has a point...
        
       | mariocesar wrote:
       | Two page resume not supported
        
         | vinni2 wrote:
         | Apparently not one pager too. I got "Bro, I know your resume is
         | not that short"
        
       | danbrooks wrote:
       | Love the style, looks fun!
        
       | phyalow wrote:
       | I keep getting: "Bruh, I ain't reading all that", its one A4
       | page...
        
       | jncfhnb wrote:
       | Was pleased to see it was indeed inspired by the Spotify thing.
        
         | wsintra2022 wrote:
         | What Spotify thing?
        
           | moritzwarhier wrote:
           | https://pudding.cool/2021/10/judge-my-music
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           | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=25517868 (607 comments)
        
           | gigglesupstairs wrote:
           | https://pudding.cool/2020/12/judge-my-spotify/
        
       | cojo wrote:
       | To paraphrase a certain AI Resume Roaster...
       | 
       | "Bro, there is no way you have a PDF parser that can't handle
       | multiple pages..."
       | 
       | But in all seriousness, this is a fun idea. Albeit with quite the
       | narrow funnel dropoff right out of the gates... ;P...
        
       | Wowfunhappy wrote:
       | I'm guessing this is tuned for software engineering roles?
       | 
       | I'm an elementary school teacher, and the bot basically made fun
       | of the fact that I have to deal with children all day. Like...
       | yes... that's why I became an elementary school teacher.
        
         | kylebenzle wrote:
         | Yeh, this did not work for me, I dont get it.
        
       | dzek69 wrote:
       | I can't upload, it always thinks the file I'm giving (735kB) is
       | less than 300 bytes (I checked in the code), idk why
       | 
       | Tested on Vivaldi, Chrome, Firefox on desktop Linux and on Kiwi
       | on Android. Every browser gives same result.
       | 
       | Bro, learn to code or your error handling or something ;)
        
       | stvltvs wrote:
       | Scam to harvest our contact info?
        
         | arnavb_ wrote:
         | From the TOS:
         | 
         | > By using this project, you consent to having the information
         | in your resume sent to OpenAI's APIs. This project does not
         | save your resume or any data externally. Your resume details
         | are only temporarily stored in your browser while you are using
         | the app. This project does not retain your resume data after
         | your session has concluded. Last updated: September 12, 2023.
        
       | rewmie wrote:
       | Does anyone trust this service? It sounds like a great way to
       | harvest personal data from unwitting participants.
        
       | Raed667 wrote:
       | > your resume is a bit of a rollercoaster ride through the world
       | of tech buzzwords and inflated self-importance.
        
       | Morthor wrote:
       | You can't upload a cv with over 1 page? It doesn't allow to
       | submit.
        
       | seejayseesjays wrote:
       | Super funny comments, loved this!
        
         | seejayseesjays wrote:
         | > So, you managed to land an internship at Amazon Web Services?
         | Color me impressed. But do you really need to brag about
         | reducing a team's workload by 33%? Couldn't you round it up to
         | a solid 50%? We wouldn't want anyone thinking you didn't max
         | out your potential, now, would we?
        
       | atum47 wrote:
       | "Lastly, your language section. English and Portuguese? Well,
       | Victor, congrats on knowing the languages of...well...your home
       | country. How impressively average of you. How about learning a
       | language that will actually make you stand out? "
       | 
       | that cracked me up
        
       | oldspleen wrote:
       | Love this roast haha
       | 
       | > Your skills section reads like a random word generator on
       | overdrive. "Analytical," "Data Driven," "Agile Software"? Are you
       | trying to drag hiring managers into your hellish buzzword vortex?
       | And I see you proudly listed "Proficient with JIRA, Git,
       | Shortcut." Congrats, you can use software that most teenagers
       | learn in their sleep.
        
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       | torotonnato wrote:
       | I get a "Bro there is no way you have a resume that can't fit on
       | one page." I just uploaded a PDF with two pages and I'm getting
       | anxious already.
        
       | d1str0 wrote:
       | Darn. Mine's more than one page. :/
        
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