[HN Gopher] A quick look back at when Microsoft made an interact...
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       A quick look back at when Microsoft made an interactive Barney toy
        
       Author : cududa
       Score  : 30 points
       Date   : 2023-07-09 16:58 UTC (6 hours ago)
        
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       | jasonhong wrote:
       | Many years ago, some researchers at Xerox PARC hacked Barney to
       | be an interactive interface, to the amusement of many.
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       | Here is a longer writeup: https://dourish.com/barney/index.html
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       | And an excerpt: Using the Barney Protocol Stack, we built a
       | number of applications for Barney. Some were simply feedback
       | applications, that would tell you the progess of activities such
       | as printing your document. Some were monitoring applications that
       | revealed the state of other systems, such as the current network
       | status. Some were communicative applications, such as one which
       | allowed two people to communicate through "Barney semaphore".
       | 
       | So far, getting Barney to say things he doesn't already know how
       | to say still eludes us. We know he uses LPC encoding, but we
       | don't know how the LPC information is striped across the
       | transmitted packets. So for now, our Barney applications can only
       | say things that Barney already knew how to say on one of his
       | applications. The up-side of this is that Barney is always in
       | character; he'll say "Super-dee-duper" rather than "print job
       | accepted". The down-side of this is that it's very hard to find
       | instances of Barney saying negative things; so he'll say "Please
       | try again" (the most negative thing he has to say) instead of
       | "your stupid printer messed up again".
       | 
       | You can read a paper about this work that will appear in the
       | CHI'99 conference
       | https://dl.acm.org/doi/pdf/10.1145/302979.303021.
        
       | kotaKat wrote:
       | Forgot to mention some of the funny Microsoft KBs of the time
       | like _Sometimes Barney Starts Playing Peekaboo on His Own_.
       | 
       | http://web.archive.org/web/20040603154438/support.microsoft....
        
       | derekja wrote:
       | Nice. I was at msft then and had access to the code. My friend
       | and I had a great time hacking his daughter's Barney to make it
       | say things it shouldn't.
        
       | breadwinner wrote:
       | I am still confused why Microsoft dipped its toes into the toy
       | business waters. It didn't fit into their mission and it didn't
       | fit with the rest of their products.
        
       | Zeetah wrote:
       | Wow! Nice trip down memory lane.
       | 
       | I was one of the three Electrical engineers on Barney (and the
       | ActiMates product line). The three of us divided up the system
       | design, radio and radio protocol design, PCB layout, and a bunch
       | of other items. We spent a few weeks bringing up the factory in
       | China.
       | 
       | I wrote the firmware for Barney, including the radio code and Co-
       | designed the engine used for interactivity. It has a nice design
       | in that the engine could be reused for other products.
       | 
       | I designed the protocol between the main MCU, and the voice chip,
       | and wrote all the code for the voice chip.
       | 
       | I remember the Xerox work and was quite pleased that they weren't
       | successful in getting it to say arbitrary things. The folks that
       | own these properties are rightfully quite vested in the
       | characters not saying or doing things they didn't authorize.
        
       | mdturnerphys wrote:
       | My current boss worked on ActiMates. He'd probably be happy to
       | answer questions if anyone here has any for me to pass along.
        
       | shannifin wrote:
       | It also worked with the TV show and recorded VHS's. I think the
       | TV connection worked via the closed captioning somehow. Would be
       | interesting to get more under-the-hood technical details.
       | 
       | (Also, has anyone made a ChatGPT-powered talking doll yet?)
        
         | Zeetah wrote:
         | The data was encoded of the left side of the picture. I believe
         | there is a patent on this.
         | 
         | My friend, Leonardo Del Castillo invented and productized this.
         | So, look for his name. He was the electrical engineer lead.
        
       | cbsks wrote:
       | My dad worked on that! He says it got canceled because at the
       | time Microsoft only kept projects that made XX millions of
       | dollars, and even though the project was profitable, it didn't
       | reach that threshold. They also made Arthur and DW animatronics.
       | 
       | He got to meet the guy who voiced Barney. Apparently he did some
       | profane jokes in Barney's voice, and then asked them to not save
       | those recordings. Too bad.
       | 
       | He still has an unopened retail box of Barney. Probably not worth
       | anything.
        
       | fuber2018 wrote:
       | I knew a guy who worked at MS when they were developing the
       | Barney doll. He signed up to beta/play-test the doll since he had
       | a son in the target age range.
       | 
       | He left work on Friday with the new Barney doll.
       | 
       | When he came into work on the following Monday, he told his co-
       | workers, "Looks like I'm going to HAVE to get a Barney doll for
       | my son when they're released."
       | 
       | The power of Barney...
       | 
       | He also mentioned that when all the Actimates dolls and other
       | consumer-related products were released, the internal-only
       | Microsoft store looked like a techie-version of FAO Schwarz
       | instead of a Microsoft-leaning Egghead software store.
       | 
       | The bean counters at MS killed a lot of product ideas when they
       | came up with the high revenue bar for any possible new products -
       | as if anyone could predict that stuff accurately.
        
       | bitwize wrote:
       | I remember Actimates Barney. There was an Arthur Read toy too.
       | Back in the days of evil Microsoft hysteria, there seemed
       | something very "they're coming for your children" about it. Of
       | course compared to Microsoft requiring a Microsoft account for
       | Minecraft and such, it was probably totally innocuous.
        
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