[HN Gopher] A mathematically correct way to tie your shoes
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       A mathematically correct way to tie your shoes
        
       Author : redbell
       Score  : 70 points
       Date   : 2023-07-09 16:45 UTC (6 hours ago)
        
 (HTM) web link (bigthink.com)
 (TXT) w3m dump (bigthink.com)
        
       | endgame wrote:
       | Very pleased to see plenty of links to
       | https://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/ in the replies, and very
       | disappointed to see it completely absent from the main article.
       | Ian's Shoelace Site is a great reminder of what the internet used
       | to be.
        
       | Arch-TK wrote:
       | This is horrific.
       | 
       | The easiest way to fix this for me is to swap the first step, the
       | second and third steps are so deeply ingrained that I don't think
       | I could ever re-learn them.
       | 
       | This has now completely ruined how I tie shoelaces. Thanks
       | asshole! I hope you're happy that now my shoes don't untie
       | themselves 10 times a day.
       | 
       | Edit: For reference I have always tied "Cross left over right and
       | tuck, loop with the right lace, wrap [left] lace over the loop
       | and pull: granny knot.". Somehow this suggests I am left handed
       | (I am right handed).
       | 
       | The article contains some mistakes in its list of options, you
       | can't loop and wrap the same lace. 4 items in the list make this
       | error.
        
         | gpvos wrote:
         | I tied them exactly the same way until just now, and am also
         | right-handed. The author's statistics may be incorrect. Also,
         | this is going to take some time to adjust.
        
       | 8s2ngy wrote:
       | This reminded me of a short TED talk, I watched many years ago,
       | where a guy showed how to tie your shoes. Here it is:
       | https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zAFcV7zuUDA&pp=ygUUdGVkIGVkIHR...
        
         | stkdump wrote:
         | I thought it is the explanation of how to tie shoes without
         | wasting time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPIgR89jv3Q
        
           | xbar wrote:
           | Cheap knockoff of the TED talk.
        
       | kaetemi wrote:
       | I still cannot understand the way people explain tying shoes.
       | What's with the "wrapping the unlooped lace around the looped
       | lace"? I'm trying to visualize that. Makes absolutely no sense to
       | me.
       | 
       | It's just an ordinary "square" knot with the laces both folded in
       | half in the last part of making the knot.
        
         | pbhjpbhj wrote:
         | Yes, and you can make it by making two bights (folds in the
         | string, aka "bunny ears") or just by making the folds as you
         | push the string through the aperture formed by crossing the
         | strings.
         | 
         | I don't really understand why people like the misnaming of the
         | square knot/reef knot as the "Ian knot" either. To me that
         | confuses things, as if it's not just a technique.
        
       | dkbrk wrote:
       | It's also worth mentioning the Ian knot [0]. It's just a way of
       | tying the standard square knot, however in the convention
       | established by Clifford Ashley [1] a knot consists not only of
       | the topological configuration, but also the method of tying.
       | 
       | In fact, tying a knot correctly demands not only creating the
       | topologically correct configuration, but that it is correctly
       | "worked" into the correct snugged up form. Many knots have
       | different "capsized" variants that are completely different in
       | function. Ashley says "This is a matter of no less importance
       | than correct tying and often presents a more difficult problem,
       | requiring both patience and practice".
       | 
       | The point is: a "mathematical knot" has almost nothing to do with
       | a knot in the real world. It is exactly the information the
       | mathematical model discards -- the actual configuration of the
       | knot in 3D space, where the friction (the "nip") is, etc. -- that
       | is most important in a knot. And no, knot theory isn't needed to
       | identify the problem of mistying a reef knot as a granny knot.
       | That's the #1 rookie mistake, closely followed by using a reef
       | knot as a bend.
       | 
       | [0]: https://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/ianknot.htm
       | 
       | [1]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ashley_Book_of_Knots
        
       | basicoperation wrote:
       | This is my favourite page on this subject:
       | https://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/grannyknot.htm
       | 
       | Well actually, it's the linked celeb page:
       | https://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/grannyknottingcelebs.htm
        
         | aaronbrethorst wrote:
         | After tying my shoes with a granny knot for 30+ years, I
         | switched to the 'Ian Knot' after seeing this posted a couple
         | years ago[1]. It took me a couple weeks to get really
         | comfortable with the new knot, but I can't imagine ever going
         | back.
         | 
         | [1] It comes up pretty regularly:
         | https://hn.algolia.com/?dateRange=all&page=0&prefix=false&qu...
        
           | lukevp wrote:
           | This is also what I use, and I've taught several others how
           | to do it as well!
        
           | cbsks wrote:
           | That's the technique I use to tie shoelaces, but
           | unfortunately, it was too difficult to teach to my 5 year old
           | so she's stuck with the bunny-ears method. I'm open to
           | suggestions if anyone has any!
        
             | projektfu wrote:
             | Just add another loop and you have the better bow.
             | 
             | https://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/betterbowknot.htm
        
       | radicalbyte wrote:
       | Velcro is the correct answer.
       | 
       | After having to remove the stuff from my daughter's hair this
       | weekend I'm now certain that it is stronger than any knot you
       | would tie for their use case.
        
         | wffurr wrote:
         | Velcro does wear out. The loops wear down and the hooks will
         | get packed with whatever crud they pick up: grass, hair, fuzz,
         | etc. You can't do much about worn out loops, but you can
         | painstakingly clear the hooks with a sewing needle.
         | 
         | Contrast to replacing a pair of shoelaces, which is simply a
         | matter of relacing the shoes.
        
       | ustamills wrote:
       | It also matters what kind of shoelace you're using. With a boot
       | lace a reef knot will struggle to stay tied simply because the
       | lace can slip through the knot. And easy fix for this is to tie
       | what I've heard called a superknot. The way that works is when
       | you wrap the loose end around the loop wrap it twice around the
       | loop before you pass it through and pull tight. This extra
       | wrapping provides a grip that is better than a single wrap.
       | 
       | In my experience the typical flat cotton sneaker laces work fine
       | with a regular reef knot. I also tie my shoes using the Ian way
       | of creating the knot, if I'm wearing standard sneaker laces. It
       | is much faster.
        
       | psychphysic wrote:
       | Good lord what a load of waffle.
       | 
       | This is one area that LLMs really excel.
       | 
       | Summarise this, and follow up how to tie the knot correctly.
       | 
       | We need to stop paying writers by word count.
        
       | impissedoff1 wrote:
       | Who ties their shoes, you tie it once, strong, and just slip them
       | on until they fall apart
        
       | fisian wrote:
       | Apparently, I just did it the "correct" way, without even knowing
       | my whole life.
       | 
       | A problem that I have more often is that I cannot untie my shoes
       | anymore. What happens is that during the day the loose end slips
       | through the loop. So when I try to pull on the opposite loose end
       | to open the tie it gets stuck and can be very hard to open.
        
       | Readerium wrote:
       | This video by Professor Shoelaces whose articles are most cited
       | in the comments explains is very well for the more untrained
       | audience.
       | 
       | https://youtu.be/gVaS6TwzLc8
        
       | hereforcomments wrote:
       | I love it! In 2011 I got fed up as I had to tie my shoes multiple
       | times a day. So I did an onlie research and learnt that
       | practically for twenty-x years I used to knot the granny knot. I
       | also learnt to tie my shoe like this https://youtu.be/wMuNjnNyaiA
        
       | Tade0 wrote:
       | Reading the comments it appears that my dad always did the Ian
       | Knot, tried to teach me, but I misunderstood and all this time
       | was just crisscrossing the two loops instead.
        
       | commandersaki wrote:
       | Stuff that! I have crocs, they're sturdy, reliable, and easy to
       | slip on and off. Can even get designs that are more suited for
       | "business" attire.
        
       | andrew_gs wrote:
       | At some point I keep meaning to learn Ian's secure knot:
       | 
       | https://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/secureknot.htm
       | 
       | But I can never quite get round to doing it. I just double knot
       | my shoes and that seems to be sufficient.
        
       | bitsinthesky wrote:
       | Years ago I was walking through downtown when my old shoes
       | collapsed on me. I walked into the first shoe store I saw (Ecco,
       | good brand luckily). While trying on shoes, the clerk had the
       | gall to ask me if I knew how to tie my shoes and then proceeded
       | to actually explain step by step, how to tie a pair of shoes.
       | Well, joke's on me, his way is better, and now it's the only
       | method I use. On exiting nice dinner parties I have to stop
       | myself mansplaining to my friends about proper technique. How one
       | shoe salesman changed my life.
        
         | doubled112 wrote:
         | This is funny. One of those things that are so basic you're
         | sure you should be offended, but then lifechanging.
         | 
         | I'd have been caught off guard with the phrasing too, but at
         | least he meant "the best way" or "the way he prefers" vs just
         | straight up "do you know how?"
        
         | itronitron wrote:
         | Mansplaining how to tie one's shoelaces sounds like the perfect
         | way to leave a nice dinner party.
        
       | bitsinthesky wrote:
       | I love how the comments have coalesced to discussing the fieggen
       | website, ignoring bigthink.
        
       | monkmartinez wrote:
       | Tie a surgeon's shoelace knot [1] if you are a runner or when you
       | tie your kids soccer cleats/boots. You'll thank me later.
       | 
       | [1]https://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/surgeonknot.htm
        
         | bitsinthesky wrote:
         | Oh nice. The equivalent outcome tied in a different way, my
         | preferred way:
         | https://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/turquoiseturtleknot.htm . It
         | hasn't failed me yet, easy to tie and untie!
        
         | itronitron wrote:
         | This is interesting, because my whole life I have been told by
         | people (my mom, classmates, etc.) that I tie my shoelaces in an
         | unconventional way. Basically I have always used the Surgeon's
         | Shoelace Knot but without steps 7 and 8 which, to my surprise,
         | makes it the Standard Shoelace Knot.
        
           | idbehold wrote:
           | Up until step 7 and 8 it _is_ the standard shoelace knot. The
           | end of step 6:
           | 
           | > Unlike the "Standard Shoelace Knot", don't pull it tight
           | just yet!
        
         | projektfu wrote:
         | I like the better bow knot because it's a simple variation of
         | the bunny knot I learned in school, and I like the look of it.
         | 
         | https://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/betterbowknot.htm
        
       | bloomingeek wrote:
       | Dammit, I just looked at most of my shoes and they have Velcro!
        
       | smitty1e wrote:
       | The photo in The Famous Article clearly shows non-use of the
       | heel-lock[0].
       | 
       | After 50+ years, I have finally figured out heel-lock usage, and
       | formally promoted myself to Heel Lock Snob, and therefore must
       | issue a stern: "Tut, tut" to lesser mortals.
       | 
       | [0] https://www.roadrunnersports.com/blog/heel-lock-lacing
        
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