[HN Gopher] Times New Bastard
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       Times New Bastard
        
       Author : orhmeh09
       Score  : 181 points
       Date   : 2023-05-26 19:53 UTC (3 hours ago)
        
 (HTM) web link (github.com)
 (TXT) w3m dump (github.com)
        
       | m463 wrote:
       | This seems to be a font where every character has a serif, but G
       | and T do not.
        
       | ForOldHack wrote:
       | Give me a font name that will offend more than 97% of the
       | population, like !@^$-!@$!@$-!&%^!@-(*&!-BOLD.
        
       | chavesn wrote:
       | Those sans-serif spaces tho...
        
       | nunez wrote:
       | By god, what have you done.
        
       | graypegg wrote:
       | How does this work? I thought ligatures were just different
       | glyphs stored in the font that would replace some number of other
       | individual characters. Does that mean there's a ligature glyph
       | for every combination of 7 characters?!
        
         | seba_dos1 wrote:
         | There's a whole, let's say, scripting engine that lets the font
         | decide which glyph is going to be used that goes way further
         | than just simple ligature substitution. People have even
         | implemented "games" as fonts this way:
         | https://www.coderelay.io/fontemon.html
        
           | RobotToaster wrote:
           | Well, that's surprisingly addictive.
        
           | bee_rider wrote:
           | Have there been any high profile exploits of these font
           | scripting engines?
           | 
           | I guess that must be where stuff like
           | 
           | https://arstechnica.com/information-
           | technology/2015/05/bewar...
           | 
           | comes from.
           | 
           | It seems quite risky, I'm used to not downloading and
           | executing shady programs, but downloading and executing...
           | characters... is hard to avoid.
        
           | ghub-mmulet wrote:
           | If anyone is interested I wrote a blog post about how I made
           | fontemon and which type features I used:
           | https://github.com/mmulet/code-
           | relay/blob/main/markdown/HowI...
        
           | avgcorrection wrote:
           | > Implementation for a seemingly simple logic is surprisingly
           | powerful
           | 
           | hmm.
        
           | skeaker wrote:
           | Great link, I'm impressed by the sort of animations that they
           | were able to fit into a font.
        
         | epilys wrote:
         | OpenType is basically turing-complete via glyph shaping.
         | There's an explanation here:
         | https://litherum.blogspot.com/2019/03/addition-font.html
        
       | cyanydeez wrote:
       | A virus whose only payload is to replace times new Roman with
       | this
        
       | Tao3300 wrote:
       | This font looks like it wants to sell me some organic Cialis.
        
       | globalise83 wrote:
       | Now everyone knows which font to use to write passive-aggressive
       | notices for the unknown flatmate who keeps leaving mouldy food in
       | the fridge.
        
         | bezier-curve wrote:
         | We need a font for passive aggressive HN submissions as well.
        
       | fsckboy wrote:
       | I'm not sure if the serif-icity is the jarring part, I think it's
       | the different point size (or whatever that word is for the
       | horizontal height lines that fonts live within).
       | 
       | I'm curious why type/font technology hasn't developed for
       | variation in letters, where a handwriting or printing typeface
       | (or "Ransom" :) could vary the letter "a" so all the "a"'s don't
       | look alike, the same as happens irl.
        
         | huhtenberg wrote:
         | It would've been a neater prank if they'd actually chopped off
         | serifs from the original letters and used those for the sans
         | glyphes.
        
         | frostburg wrote:
         | Many of the more complete font families feature stylistic
         | alternatives for certain letters. Usually typesetting software
         | has you manually pick them or select sets, but it could be done
         | as you say.
        
         | seba_dos1 wrote:
         | > I'm curious why type/font technology hasn't developed for
         | variation in letters
         | 
         | Not sure what you're talking about; it did and there are many
         | fonts that use it.
        
           | [deleted]
        
         | yjftsjthsd-h wrote:
         | > I'm curious why type/font technology hasn't developed for
         | variation in letters, where a handwriting or printing typeface
         | (or "Ransom" :) could vary the letter "a" so all the "a"'s
         | don't look alike, the same as happens irl.
         | 
         | Why would you want that? It seems like it would be harder to
         | read for no benefit.
        
           | true_religion wrote:
           | Why would you want it? For the same reason as a font like
           | Times New Bastard. For fun. For creative depression. For no
           | good reason at all.
        
           | wishfish wrote:
           | For a handwriting font, it would be fun to have small
           | variations on letters. Just to make it look like something
           | actually handwritten.
        
           | esquivalience wrote:
           | I believe it exists and here is a list of reasons for it: htt
           | ps://fonts.google.com/knowledge/introducing_type/introduc...
        
           | fsckboy wrote:
           | > _Why would you want that?_
           | 
           | call me OCD but when I look at stuff written in script my
           | eyes check to see if all the a's are the same, all the b's
           | are the same, all the... and then what I see is manufactured
           | uniformity, a communique from The Machine.
           | 
           | it wouldn't take much variation (say, three different a's) to
           | make me feel a sense of relief that it's warmer and cuddlier
        
           | elevation wrote:
           | You might want it for emulating handwriting by choosing
           | glyphs from a series of fonts so that tokens like "IEEE" or
           | "error" aren't uncanny giveaways of the computer-rendering.
        
         | Blahah wrote:
         | > I think it's the different point size (or whatever that word
         | is for the horizontal height lines that fonts live within).
         | 
         | Agreed! The x-height [0] (among other things) differs jarringly
         | between the serif and sans fonts used.
         | 
         | 0: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/X-height#:~:text=In%20typogr
         | ....
        
           | augustk wrote:
           | I wish you could specify the x-height of a font in CSS. If
           | you mix serif and sans serif you want them to look like they
           | have the same size. It would have been nice if the default
           | browser fonts were selected to have the same x-height.
        
             | JusticeJuice wrote:
             | There's a lot of variable typefaces that let you set the
             | x-height, which can be controlled via CSS.
        
         | Jeff_Brown wrote:
         | Yeah, if they were the same size I'm not sure I would even
         | notice.
        
           | gwern wrote:
           | You'd notice in the original screenshot/example linked: https
           | ://bouquetoftwelve.tumblr.com/post/186272155342/ommanyt...
        
             | seba_dos1 wrote:
             | That screenshot has the exact same problem.
        
         | mywittyname wrote:
         | People really seem to hate "handwritten" fonts. Comic Sans is
         | the mainstream example, but there are a lot of other ones.
         | 
         | As others said, stylistic alternatives definitely exist in most
         | font packages, especially commercial ones used with Adobe
         | products. So the fact that they are not widely used outside of
         | graphic design probably goes back to people generally hate
         | fonts that look handwritten for anything besides wedding
         | invitations.
        
           | KerrAvon wrote:
           | I see a lot of the "why do people hate Comic Sans" articles
           | on the web think it's just because it's a handwritten, casual
           | font used in inappropriate situations, but this seems like
           | post-hoc rationalization. It's the Comic Sans look
           | specifically that people intensely dislike, not "handwritten"
           | fonts in general.
           | 
           | The original and better case against Comic Sans was that
           | there were much better handwritten, comic-text-style fonts
           | and that Comic Sans was a particularly bad instance of one.
           | 
           | Just ask Dave Gibbons:
           | 
           | https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2009/aug/12/dave-
           | gibb...
           | 
           | >"It's just a shame they couldn't have used just the original
           | font, because it's a real mess. I think it's a particularly
           | ugly letter form," he says. "The other thing that really bugs
           | me that they've used an upper case I with bars on it: it
           | looks completely wrong to the comic eye. And when you see
           | store fronts done in it, it's horrible."
        
             | justsomehnguy wrote:
             | > it's just because it's a handwritten, casual font used in
             | inappropriate situations
             | 
             | It's a handwritten, casual font used in inappropriate
             | situations /and the only available for anything 'fancy' on
             | the Average Computer used by Average Joe/.
        
             | fsckboy wrote:
             | stylistically, my personal taste is that Comic Sans is
             | _exactly the right font to use_ for serious warning signs
             | like in a kitchen, such as  "DON'T TOUCH, handle gets HOT"
             | or something. Anything official looking I have a tendency
             | to ignore as boilerplate, but comic sans seems like a
             | personal friendly message directed at me
             | 
             | if any of the objection is to the precise letter drawings,
             | ok fine, give me a different one, but the overall concept,
             | I'm Comic Sans all the way.
        
               | derefr wrote:
               | If you want _jarring_ so that you don't ignore it, use
               | Impact or Copperplate.
        
               | fsckboy wrote:
               | I completely disagree, though, you're not getting my
               | point. There is a type of "standard" warning that I
               | routinely ignore, the "don't cut yourself with the
               | tablesaw" warnings. Or "knife is sharp". Like, yeah,
               | that's why I'm using the knife.
               | 
               | A warning I won't ignore is one written by a friend about
               | something unusual or unexpected. "The supposedly
               | insulated handle on this pot will melt your fingers off"
               | 
               | I just think that comic sans draws my eye in, in a way
               | that Copperplate instructions from HR do not. Don't tell
               | HR, or they'll start using Comic Sans.
        
               | kyle-rb wrote:
               | I'm imagining huge Comic Sans lettering: "This place is
               | not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is
               | commemorated here... nothing valued is here."
        
           | [deleted]
        
           | RobotToaster wrote:
           | There's nothing wrong with comic sans, if you're making a
           | comic
           | 
           | You don't use it for a business letter for the same reason
           | you don't use Times New Roman, Garamond, Baskerville, &c, for
           | a comic.
        
           | anonymouskimmer wrote:
           | As GP indicated, the important thing is that Comic Sans
           | doesn't appear handwritten because it lacks variation. Just
           | like good Calligraphy doesn't appear handwritten. In genuine
           | (non-Calligraphic) handwriting there will be minor variations
           | in each letter (say, the letter "s"), even though in general
           | all instances of the letter will be more similar to each
           | other than the same letter in someone else's handwriting.
        
       | yarg wrote:
       | The biggest problem with this is that it's too obvious, if you
       | really want to fuck with people it should require more effort for
       | them to tell what's wrong.
       | 
       | An insidious little niggle that grates upon the mind.
        
         | mc32 wrote:
         | So something like Helvetica but every so often you sneak in
         | Arial?
        
           | yarg wrote:
           | That wouldn't be bad, but I think you could do something more
           | off-putting with something like deliberately slightly bad
           | kerning.
           | 
           | I'm not sure of the extent to which you could use ligatures
           | to tweak the serifs, rather than remove them completely (if
           | possible - frustration will be maximised if the reader is
           | unable to tell what's wrong, even after they come to believe
           | that something is wrong).
        
             | mattkevan wrote:
             | Had the idea a while back to make posters and t-shirts with
             | 'I [heart] Helvetica' on them, but set in Arial to wind up
             | design nerds. But realised that 99.999% of anyone except
             | possibly myself wouldn't notice of care.
        
               | yarg wrote:
               | But it would ruin the day of anyone who did.
        
         | omoikane wrote:
         | Maybe Times New Roman, but every seventh letter is Papyrus.
         | 
         | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVhlJNJopOQ
        
           | SeenNotHeard wrote:
           | Related: "Papyrus: The World's 2nd Most Hated Font"
           | 
           | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3t1D3ebc6h0
        
       | naikrovek wrote:
       | times new bararian
        
       | khazhoux wrote:
       | [flagged]
        
         | prashp wrote:
         | Wtf
        
       | motohagiography wrote:
       | It reminds me of lawyergrams, where the language is constructed
       | to antagonize and threaten while still being logically and
       | legally specific and correct - a kind of ransom note with airs.
       | I'd wonder if some white shoe firm has gone to the trouble of
       | commissioning an in-house font based on similar design principles
       | to this Times New Bastard, just for that purpose.
        
         | Aerbil313 wrote:
         | The word you used, "lawyergrams" is so niche that it shows up
         | only in a couple places on internet and no one knows what it
         | means, including dictionaries and ChatGPT.
        
           | motohagiography wrote:
           | I have read a great deal of fiction and I write a lot, so
           | sometimes that means having to just make the perfect word.
        
       | qwezxcrty wrote:
       | One can get a similar, extremely ugly effect if one is reading
       | Japanese text rendered on a Chinese language system.
       | 
       | Many kanjis in the Japanese text will default to the glyphs in
       | the system Chinese font. However, the kanas as well as some
       | kanjis are not included in the Chinese font will be rendered with
       | a failback font, frequently in a very different style.
        
       | bonyt wrote:
       | Neat. By a strange coincidence, I made something similar
       | yesterday in a script to make each letter in HTML into a
       | different font. I wanted to see if it would end up as an OCR-
       | proof font:
       | 
       | https://gist.github.com/tonyb486/0e3efc9240953c86a50a019b56c...
       | 
       | An example: https://tmp.tonybox.net/chbgr.htm
       | 
       | Rasterized and OCR'd: https://tmp.tonybox.net/ocr.pdf
        
       | arrakeen wrote:
       | who needs a font when fontconfig will gladly do this for you by
       | default
        
       | mfsch wrote:
       | Since this font is published under AGPL - is Times New Roman
       | available under an open license? Or is this based on an open
       | alternative?
        
       | ybc37 wrote:
       | Reminds me of Hellvetica. Unfortunately, the website is gone, but
       | the Internet Archive has saved us this gem:
       | 
       | https://web.archive.org/web/20201229053709/https://hellvetic...
        
       | ChrisArchitect wrote:
       | (2019)
        
         | orhmeh09 wrote:
         | This is true, and I know there is sometimes such a convention.
         | However, I can't find it in the guidelines, and I thought it
         | better to preserve the original title as best as possible with
         | 79 characters before someone ekse truncated the title.
        
           | ChrisArchitect wrote:
           | the unwritten convention is let us know this is not new or an
           | update on an old story. It's just a courtesy.
        
       | zerocrates wrote:
       | You get this experience the natural way still when fonts don't
       | include a character and the specified stack doesn't have a good
       | fallback.
       | 
       | I still see it on newspapers' websites when they're using a
       | custom font and the headline contains an accented character.
        
       | orhmeh09 wrote:
       | Note that the title of the page is not "Times New Bastard" but
       | "weiweihuanghuang/Times-New-Bastard: It's Times New Roman but
       | every seventh letter is jarringly sans serif", which I had edited
       | down to "Times-New-Bastard: Times New Roman but every 7th letter
       | is jarringly sans serif".
        
       | gjvc wrote:
       | not very jarring
        
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