[HN Gopher] This Word Does Not Exist
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       This Word Does Not Exist
        
       Author : KomoD
       Score  : 169 points
       Date   : 2023-05-15 15:44 UTC (7 hours ago)
        
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       | arxpoetica wrote:
       | Many of these words ought to exist, ha. (As in, this is fun and
       | clever.)
        
       | diginova wrote:
       | The write your own feature is case sensitive! so same words can
       | have different meanings
        
       | turtlesoup wrote:
       | Author here; it's nice to see people using TWDNE even in the era
       | of Midjourney v5 and GPT4. Always happy to answer questions if
       | people have any!
        
       | krossitalk wrote:
       | I've had several like "According to facts and standards" or
       | "standards and standards" or "facts and facts".
        
       | wmil wrote:
       | I think it invented two words...
       | 
       | https://l.thisworddoesnotexist.com/A3pj
       | 
       | niveescent (of a lens) producing a nive
        
       | djmips wrote:
       | Now this is where startups should be getting their names!
        
       | rbalicki wrote:
       | This word will soon be an OSS project/new startup/etc.
       | 
       | Maldemoor. Brainslow. Chirminous. Hempress (if this _isn 't_ a
       | smoke shop already...)
       | 
       | All not bad.
        
         | FireInsight wrote:
         | Brainslow: A modern Anki-compatible spaced repetition learning
         | app with customizable timescales.
        
       | calibas wrote:
       | vitanda                 a colorless liquid made by evaporation
       | and, especially, by distillation or burning            "the
       | vitanda was red"
       | 
       | kashmirang                 the basic monetary unit of Pakistan,
       | equal to 100 grammes            "the country is one of the few
       | Southeast Asian countries remaining without an official
       | kashmirang"
       | 
       | terpent                 a metal object or container with a groove
       | or recess, used in treating large quantities of liquids,
       | especially by dissolving them in water            "a plastic
       | terpent disc"
       | 
       | The usage example doesn't seem to follow the definition.
        
       | g4zj wrote:
       | I got "traceroute".
       | 
       | https://l.thisworddoesnotexist.com/RhLG
        
       | coda_ wrote:
       | Oh dear:
       | 
       | sickhies
       | 
       | drunk, noisy, or sexually active adults "some older kids got
       | sickhies' and had to be nursed"
        
       | jandrese wrote:
       | Hmm. I got a word that already exists, and worse the definition
       | is horrific.                   flunkie              a woman whose
       | weight is too low for her skin to cover         "a skinny flunkie
       | from around the world"
       | 
       | https://www.thisworddoesnotexist.com/w/flunkie/eyJ3IjogImZsd...
        
         | spondylosaurus wrote:
         | Never heard it in that context (which is awful for sure), but
         | "flunkie" is commonly used to mean a lackey or other low-level
         | obsequious worker. Almost like a henchman: the regional sales
         | manager and his army of door-to-door flunkies.
        
           | BeetleB wrote:
           | That is written as flunkey. Different spelling.
        
             | eigen wrote:
             | Merriam-Webster has it as a less common spelling.
             | 
             | https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/flunkie
        
             | Terr_ wrote:
             | I've never seen it as that either. (So neither "flunkey"
             | nor "flunkie".)
             | 
             | AFAIK it's "flunky". (Plural "flunkies")
        
             | spondylosaurus wrote:
             | I've seen it as "flunkie" (singular) as well, though it may
             | not be standard.
        
           | paulddraper wrote:
           | Agreed, this is familiar to me.
        
         | ghilston wrote:
         | Same, I had neovim. Which maybe isn't a Webster dictionary
         | word, but is funny nontheless
        
         | BoiledCabbage wrote:
         | I got a word, where as far as I know it doesn't exist, but it
         | I'm a bit disappointed in the definition.
         | 
         | It seems like the unique value here would be using the
         | roots/spelling of the word to be plausibly influence the
         | definition. Its hard for me to think that a word with a root as
         | straightforward as klepto would have the definition below.
         | 
         | So still an interesting app in it's on way, but disappointing
         | it didn't seem to take advantage of the important relationship
         | of the roots of words.
         | 
         | --------------- kleptoporosis
         | 
         | klep*to*poro*sis
         | 
         | suffering constipation when sleep is disturbed
         | 
         | "more young women suffer from metabolic syndrome due to severe
         | conditions such as kleptoporosis"
        
           | airstrike wrote:
           | Sounds like a case of malamanteau
           | 
           | https://xkcd.com/739/
        
       | dr_orpheus wrote:
       | I feel like this could be a fun tool if you are writing some sort
       | of speculative fiction and want to come up with reasonable
       | sounding words with a plausible explanation and basis in Latin or
       | Greek roots.
       | 
       | Reminds me a bit of Anathem by Neal Stephenson. A lot of made up
       | words based on smashing a combination of two other words/word
       | roots (sometimes from different languages) together.
        
         | tough wrote:
         | That smashing is called portmanteau in french
        
           | q7xvh97o2pDhNrh wrote:
           | ...and a guy who invents those is called a portmanbreau.
        
             | tough wrote:
             | HAHAHA that made me laugh you're a portmanbreau now
        
       | andrew___ wrote:
       | the ultimate balderdash cheat sheet
        
       | ryeguy_24 wrote:
       | I'm wrong enough as it is. I really don't need to train my brain
       | on erroneous training data. ;)
        
       | comrh wrote:
       | James Joyce would have loved this.
        
       | rjmunro wrote:
       | I got dickish, which is definitely a word:
       | https://l.thisworddoesnotexist.com/xX5U
       | 
       | Google finds it in many dictionary sites:
       | https://www.google.com/search?q=dickish
        
       | sneed_chucker wrote:
       | I got "dullmindedness", which maybe isn't a dictionary word
       | stricly speaking, but makes sense gramatically.
       | 
       | https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/dull-minded
        
       | ashleyn wrote:
       | I got:
       | 
       | traglot tra*glot                   a small country with strong
       | military assets         "a treaty of multilateral traglot
       | cooperation was signed"
        
       | ibitto wrote:
       | I am going to use this as a domain name generator. This is better
       | than all the other generators I have seen.
        
       | remram wrote:
       | It seems like it should be easy to check the word against a
       | dictionary. We all seem to be getting existing words with novel
       | definitions.
        
       | hn_throwaway_99 wrote:
       | I thought this was cute, but so far none of the definitions I've
       | seen make sense. And it's not that the definitions are just
       | weird, they're simply nonsensical:
       | 
       | squosh charm
       | 
       | a short white and yellow telephone charm with light red or yellow
       | spandex
       | 
       | "in a little light they could wear a bright squosh charm"
       | 
       | I mean, I guess those words parse syntactically but they don't
       | make any sense.
        
         | samus wrote:
         | I got "recoveryism", which doesn't "exist", but is supposed to
         | refer to the use of psychotherapy in, well, recovery.
        
       | cbpowell wrote:
       | This site is cromulent.
        
         | ericzawo wrote:
         | I feel embiggened after only a short time using it.
        
       | RexM wrote:
       | vomstruse
       | 
       | 1. a kind of sexual intercourse at which semen has been
       | ejaculated, typically by an ovum, while semen remains unharmed
       | 
       | "I heard one woman say she had gone through the vomstruse after
       | one night of sex"
       | 
       | https://l.thisworddoesnotexist.com/4fFH
        
       | evanwise wrote:
       | This is a really fun use of language models. I wonder if more
       | capable models would be better or worse in this kind of
       | application? To some extent the charm comes from the whimsical
       | aspect of it.
        
       | GMoromisato wrote:
       | I tried asking for the definition of various words that I'd made
       | up for Transcendence (my video game). The results were not that
       | great (IMO). I bet a human would do better:
       | 
       | archcannon: TWDNE says "a cannon of a type used to fire
       | artillery". My definition: a powerful weapon, usually the top-of-
       | the-line for a design series."
       | 
       | hexarcology: TWDNE says "the formation of an octave by the
       | intersection of two lines on a line of symmetry". My definition:
       | a digital arcology.
       | 
       | hierosteel: TWDNE says "a hinged piece of glass attached to a
       | wall or ceiling". My definition: "holy steel"; at type of alien
       | metal that is particularly strong.
       | 
       | wartech: TWDNE says "a tubular device for keeping a tube in place
       | for washing a bath, toilet, etc." My definition: a
       | programmer/engineer on a front-line military squad.
       | 
       | What I really want is the opposite: I want to type in a
       | definition and get back an appropriate made-up word.
        
       | dheera wrote:
       | Can we write a novel made up of >50% these words, print a million
       | copies in acid-free paper and bury them in various places around
       | the world and laugh at future historians?
        
       | s1mon wrote:
       | I couldn't help not putting a request into GPT4. I got some
       | pretty good ones, and I assume with some tweaking and/or multiple
       | cycles, you could get a big list.
       | 
       | >Flambition (noun): The intense desire to achieve success or
       | recognition through flamboyant or showy behavior. Example: His
       | flambition led him to wear outrageous outfits and perform daring
       | stunts in front of the crowd.
       | 
       | Cellivacious (adjective): Displaying a lively and energetic
       | nature when engaging with mobile devices, especially in social
       | situations. Example: She became cellivacious whenever her phone
       | buzzed, eager to respond to messages and check her social media
       | feeds.
       | 
       | Grumplestiltskin (noun): A person who frequently grumbles or
       | complains about seemingly minor inconveniences, often to the
       | annoyance of others. Example: Don't be a Grumplestiltskin - it's
       | only a small delay in our plans.
       | 
       | Confluderation (noun): The act of creating a temporary or
       | makeshift solution to a problem by combining unrelated elements
       | in a haphazard manner. Example: The broken chair was held
       | together by a confluderation of duct tape, string, and
       | clothespins.
       | 
       | Inspiriscope (noun): A mental or emotional state in which one is
       | highly receptive to new ideas, leading to increased creativity
       | and productivity. Example: After a walk in nature, she felt an
       | inspiriscope envelop her, and she effortlessly penned her best
       | poem yet.
        
         | groestl wrote:
         | All those words now exist!
        
           | s1mon wrote:
           | Interestingly, a couple do show up in Urbandictionary [0][1],
           | but the rest only show up in my post. Shockingly, Google has
           | already indexed it.
           | 
           | [0]
           | https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=flambitious
           | 
           | [1] https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=grumplest
           | ilt...
        
         | doctor_eval wrote:
         | This word DOES exist!
         | 
         | > Grumplestiltskin (noun): Don't be a Grumplestiltskin
         | 
         | In fact, I use this literal phrase frequently with my kids.
         | 
         | (Also, but less frequently, with my partner)
        
         | account-5 wrote:
         | > Confluderation (noun): The act of creating a temporary or
         | makeshift solution to a problem by combining unrelated elements
         | in a haphazard manner. Example: The broken chair was held
         | together by a confluderation of duct tape, string, and
         | clothespins.
         | 
         | The example basically describes all fixes make in the army.
         | Black tape[0] and green string[1].
         | 
         | [0] https://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/Harry_Black
         | 
         | [1] https://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/Green_String
        
         | andrelaszlo wrote:
         | I laughed a bit at "doughball - ball of dough".
        
         | pfdietz wrote:
         | Add the constraint that the word shouldn't be a portmanteau.
        
           | akiselev wrote:
           | Then it just switches to Latin roots:
           | 
           |  _> Mortifraction: Morti- is derived from the Latin  "mors"
           | meaning "death", and "fraction" from the Latin "fractus"
           | meaning "broken". This word could be used to describe a
           | process involving the fragmentation or division of something
           | with lethal or deadly consequences._
           | 
           | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mortification
        
       | mikeryan wrote:
       | Would love to see this used in a spelling bee. From watching the
       | last few years of the televised Scripps Spelling Bee it seems
       | like most high level contestants can spell the words, not from
       | memory so much as from constructing them from their root
       | languages.
        
       | madcaptenor wrote:
       | disappointed by "glossoceratology". I got the definition "the
       | study of particular groups of animals which are individually
       | unique and have exceptional diversity" but clearly it should be
       | the study of tongue horns.
        
         | eternityforest wrote:
         | It must be one of those not quite academic -ologies that was
         | probably named by a non scientist author. Maybe they started
         | out researching animals that had tongue horns, but when they
         | didn't find any they branched out and never changed the name of
         | the institute?
         | 
         | Either that, or it's a translation of some kind of German idiom
         | that means "It doesn't belong there, something totally natural
         | that is nonetheless out of place" or "It is so disturbing it
         | makes it uncomfortable to talk about as if there was a horn on
         | your tongue".
        
       | dang wrote:
       | Related:
       | 
       |  _This word does not exist_ -
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29002776 - Oct 2021 (413
       | comments)
       | 
       |  _Show HN: This Word Does Not Exist_ -
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=23169962 - May 2020 (342
       | comments)
        
       | dvh wrote:
       | self-driving vehicle
       | 
       | self*-*driv*ing ve*hi*cle
       | 
       | a small self-driving vehicle released from a gas station, used
       | primarily to transport vehicles or cargo
       | 
       | "they want to build the first self-driving vehicle in the US"
        
       | [deleted]
        
       | anonymouskimmer wrote:
       | I got two words related to Biology/Ecology, which is odd as I'm a
       | biologist.
       | 
       | The first is also a last name:
       | https://www.thisworddoesnotexist.com/w/brinke/eyJ3IjogImJyaW...
       | 
       | The second is new:
       | https://www.thisworddoesnotexist.com/w/monoprocent/eyJ3IjogI...
        
       | marcodiego wrote:
       | Endospasm exists:
       | https://www.thisworddoesnotexist.com/w/endospasm/eyJ3IjogImV...
        
         | lkbm wrote:
         | Hmm...it's not in the OED, but Google search does find a patent
         | using the term, and maybe a paper or two.
         | 
         | It's surely not "en*dospasm", though. Weird that
         | thisworddoesnotexist splits it up that way.
        
       | raincole wrote:
       | sternet (noun.)
       | 
       | - the small intestine of certain birds (such as African ground
       | squirrels) "sternets of milk and breastmilk"
       | 
       | It looks wrong on so many levels...
       | 
       | https://l.thisworddoesnotexist.com/w8e8
        
       | DerekBickerton wrote:
       | For more of these types of projects check this:
       | 
       | https://thisxdoesnotexist.com/
        
       | deafpolygon wrote:
       | If it has been spoken, it is a word.
        
         | drdeca wrote:
         | I think it maybe needs to have been spoken with the intent to
         | communicate or express a somewhat specific thing.
         | 
         | Like, a couple seconds ago I vocalized the sounds "xzoubadoo",
         | but I didn't attach any particular meaning to it, it was just
         | an arbitrary collection of syllables, "spoken" to demonstrate a
         | point, but without the intent that the sounds stand for
         | anything.
         | 
         | I don't think "xzoubadoo" is really a word. At least, not yet.
         | I suppose one might (likely temporarily/in an ad-hoc way)
         | assign it a meaning as a response to this comment, but I have
         | not done so.
        
           | michaelmrose wrote:
           | So the definition is a meaningless sound.
           | 
           | When one plays EAs The Sims games it's tempting to try to
           | hear meaning in the sounds constantly emitted by the virtual
           | folks but it's just xzoubadoo.
        
       | jbaczuk wrote:
       | This would be perfect for the game Balderdash
        
       | paulddraper wrote:
       | It generates existing words:
       | 
       | trinitarium: https://l.thisworddoesnotexist.com/KNY9
       | 
       | proglyococcus: https://l.thisworddoesnotexist.com/dquv
       | 
       | nonrecursive: https://l.thisworddoesnotexist.com/uALs
       | 
       | I am somewhat amused by this one, which is the opposite of what I
       | would have chosen:
       | 
       | > adverb.
       | 
       | > thriftyly
       | 
       | > in an unusually generous or generous way
       | 
       | > "they paid thriftyly to church"
       | 
       | https://l.thisworddoesnotexist.com/PgbQ
        
         | [deleted]
        
       | pxoe wrote:
       | got 'superthinness'. uhhhh ok https://www.merriam-
       | webster.com/dictionary/superthin
       | 
       | and just a bunch of words, that are kinda existing (handgunner?
       | honeycake? etc), but it's just 'making up a new definition for
       | them'. if i were to guess, given that gpt is built, trained
       | around existing concepts, it's having a hard time coming up with
       | something outside of that, and just ends up making something
       | that's close to existing things. could be neat - 'it's almost
       | like the real thing', but it also fails to be "truly novel". it's
       | kinda not being given freedom to be truly random either (like
       | coming up with 'smash on a keyboard' words that are actual
       | nonsense).
        
       | yakshaving_jgt wrote:
       | _Sealware_.
       | 
       | 1. A kind of electronic apparatus for sealing seals between
       | seals, such as a sealant or a small metal plate, such as a door
       | or hinge.
       | 
       | Come on, this is brilliant.
        
       | marshblocker wrote:
       | When you create a word using an existing word, e.g. house, it
       | will define the word using the word itself.
        
       | adventured wrote:
       | megg - a chicken in which the flesh is pressed into fine slices
       | 
       | chowpaw - a small black-and-tan domestic cat with a small head
       | and black back, found in the dark
       | 
       | chachunga - a drink like kool-aid or candy, consisting of hot
       | sauce, milk, and a small amount of liquor
       | 
       | bunnet - a chain of rods having bunks for each arm
       | 
       | dynamocomp - a container with two handles containing a continuous
       | rotating system of fluid which keeps a load in. One of these is
       | heated by the power of the other and can be carried on a strap
       | suspended above an aircraft's nose for assistance, usually during
       | takeoff or landing
        
       | metadat wrote:
       | Previously discussed 2 years ago:
       | 
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=29002776 (417 comments)
        
       | wpietri wrote:
       | Those who like this may also enjoy "Shelfbrain: Holy Trinity of
       | Human Spelling", which is a physical dictionary of LLM-
       | hallucinated words: https://shelfbrain.com/
        
         | lloeki wrote:
         | heh.
         | 
         | https://shelfbrain.com/?q=emacs
         | 
         | > an abbreviation of "electronic calculator"
        
       | snalty wrote:
       | I got "microdosing" which I'm pretty sure is a word.
       | 
       | The definition was new though: "the injection of small amounts of
       | a drug to a microdialysis unit"
        
         | dueucgev wrote:
         | This is a known issue called unhallucination.
        
         | collegeburner wrote:
         | i got "warsh" which is the spelling of how some old west
         | virginia says "wash"
        
         | tines wrote:
         | I got "professor", so it seems like it can emit words that do
         | exist.
        
           | dmd wrote:
           | I got "harmonize"!
        
             | labster wrote:
             | I got "microprinter" which has a Wikipedia page.
        
           | Culonavirus wrote:
           | I got "hobogeography"... that is not a word, but it should
           | be, haha
        
       | cxy7z wrote:
       | bodonic (adjective) (of a horse) able to glide on the ground "a
       | bodonic dancer"
        
       | ghostoftiber wrote:
       | I don't really understand this myself. Language is either
       | comprised of loan-words, which are words which follow another
       | language's rules, or it has its own rules for composing words. I
       | tried a bunch of reloads and got plausible words, mostly
       | following latin and greek word roots with some extra decorators.
       | Lots of un- and -ers. Simply because the word isn't popular
       | enough to be in a dictionary doesn't mean the word doesn't exist
       | - if the word follows generally accepted rules of composition
       | then the word surely does exist and it's easily grasped by
       | someone who understands that language. This is why, for instance,
       | John Dee, Shakespeare, etc "made up" words which were well
       | understood.
       | 
       | I had fun, but I doubt the claim that "this word does not exist".
       | :)
        
         | goatlover wrote:
         | A word only exists when other people start using the word.
         | Language is social.
        
           | [deleted]
        
           | ghostoftiber wrote:
           | fr fr no cap bro
        
           | nosianu wrote:
           | And since we are now discussing it... okay? Sounds like a
           | self-fulfilling condition to me, so how useful, or effectful,
           | is it to make that kind of statement?
           | 
           | I'm with the OP, "the word does not exist" is rather
           | meaningless. The dictionary follows the people, not the other
           | way around, and as soon as we are discussing some word...
           | yeah. This comes down to discussing definitions, and I have a
           | good summary for that: https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/7X2j8H
           | AkWdmMoS8PE/disputing-... -- like "When can it be said that a
           | certain word exists?" One person says as soon as they speak
           | or write or read it, another one insist at least x% of the
           | speakers of the language need to be aware of it and its
           | meaning, etc. etc.
           | 
           | The problem is our arbitrary concepts, not rooted in physics
           | for example, are especially useless near their edges, where
           | they are not commonly used. That's where you end up with
           | discussions about definitions, and you find out people
           | actually only agree on some core of some concepts, the one
           | actually in use, and when they reach new less visited
           | meanings it becomes a free-for-all. That's also why religion
           | is better off vague, as soon as they want to be as specific
           | as possible the (unsolvable) arguments start flying and the
           | unity provided earlier by what was a common idea is now gone.
           | 
           | On the other hand, such kinds of diffuse questions are sure
           | to attract discussions. You don't need to know anything,
           | everybody with an _opinion_ can participate, and nobody can
           | be proven wrong.
        
         | asynchronous wrote:
         | The title itself is merely a nod to the other AI generated
         | sites like "thispersondoesnotexist" and so on. Don't think too
         | much was meant by it.
        
       | xnorswap wrote:
       | I got "resculpture" which is a real word by Wiktionary:
       | https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/resculpture
        
         | madcaptenor wrote:
         | I would have thought the verb would be "resculpt"
        
       | jheriko wrote:
       | it just gave me clippy... OED will surely change its mind if it
       | hasn't already given the pivotal role this term played during the
       | early computer era.
       | 
       | > a person who talks quickly and impishly; an effeminate jerk
       | "his talk really makes you look clippy"
       | 
       | also your sexist slur against the legendary microsoft word
       | assistant is not welcome here!!!
       | 
       | j/k
       | 
       | fun webpage.
        
       | daveslash wrote:
       | They're all perfectly cromulent words.
        
       | ralferoo wrote:
       | After a few reloads it produced "clampless". Seemed to have a
       | pretty well defined meaning and googling it suggests many people
       | use it in the obvious way.
       | 
       | The generated definition was a bit odd though:
       | 
       | > without a hard surface or padded pad of material "a clampless
       | mattress"
       | 
       | EDIT: just noticed you can add a link, so here it is:
       | https://l.thisworddoesnotexist.com/29Fj
        
       | ProllyInfamous wrote:
       | Set this as your homepage. Endlessly amused.
        
       | tpoacher wrote:
       | > loofuck [loo*fuck]: any of various sheep of commercially weak
       | soils. "the loofuck of some large farms"
       | 
       | Wow, that is NOT what I would have thought the word meant.
        
       | sktrdie wrote:
       | Something conspiracy theorists will thrive off of.
        
       | threads2 wrote:
       | I just got "Rattata". Like the Pokemon.
        
       | dmreedy wrote:
       | I am glad to see a continuation in the literature of this
       | fascinating and important domain:
       | https://www.cs.cmu.edu/~tom7/papers/sigbovik2011tom7whatword...
        
       | kccqzy wrote:
       | (2020)
        
       | jmac01 wrote:
       | I got "non-jewish"... What hahaha
       | https://l.thisworddoesnotexist.com/sL7u
        
         | madcaptenor wrote:
         | and you actually got a basically correct definition, as well.
        
         | mgkimsal wrote:
         | maybe it just meant "non-jew-ish"? /s
        
       | imbnwa wrote:
       | Those 15th century English writers just making up Latinate
       | neologisms woulda loved this
        
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