[HN Gopher] Infosec company pwned by 4chan user
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       Infosec company pwned by 4chan user
        
       Author : deletescape
       Score  : 280 points
       Date   : 2023-05-10 15:10 UTC (7 hours ago)
        
 (HTM) web link (maia.crimew.gay)
 (TXT) w3m dump (maia.crimew.gay)
        
       | RamblingCTO wrote:
       | > which makes it all so much more ironic how completely they have
       | been hacked.
       | 
       | Nope, not really. It just takes one mistake and you're pwned.
       | Imagine giving the intern a small project, you're losing your
       | head due to your main project, no time to supervise. Boom.
       | 
       | /e: Or imagine an update in one of your libs/apps. In order to
       | not to be hacked you need to make everything right. In order to
       | hack you just need to find one mistake. Well, kinda, but you know
       | what I mean
        
         | Leo_Germond wrote:
         | I guess they meant paradoxical. Being a security company they
         | are juicy target for an attacker's rep, meaning they are in the
         | situation where they are both more protected than usual but
         | also more at risk. That's the arm's race paradox I guess.
        
         | resfirestar wrote:
         | It only takes one mistake, but this was a pretty easy one to
         | prevent. At a mature company with a decent security program,
         | creating an internet facing Jenkins instance wouldn't have been
         | approved by IT, doesn't matter if it was an intern with an
         | overworked manager trying to set it up. So it is pretty bad
         | that a security company failed at something as basic as
         | minimizing their attack surface (and possibly not sufficient
         | segmentation between the dev environment and customer data, but
         | the post is not very detailed on that part). Not surprising,
         | though.
        
       | alexjplant wrote:
       | This page reminds me of the old web. I kind of miss it, auto-
       | playing MIDI songs and custom cursors and all.
       | 
       | I'll take that over having to wade through Reddit 12 times out of
       | 10.
        
         | Semaphor wrote:
         | 0 times out of ten for me. First I blocked the annoying cat,
         | then I got to the bottom, was assaulted by blinking buttons and
         | decided I didn't need to know what else they were saying
         | anyway.
        
           | phoe-krk wrote:
           | Have you tried Firefox Reader Mode? It renders this website
           | (and a lot of others) without a lot of distractions.
        
           | ceejayoz wrote:
           | You would not have enjoyed the late 90s.
        
           | cushpush wrote:
           | Oh man, never visit Tumblr
        
           | pc86 wrote:
           | Oh my, _assaulted_? By that single blinking icon? I hope you
           | 're ok.
        
             | rejectfinite wrote:
             | Yet everyone on HN complains about ads
             | 
             | Yes I blocked it with ublock
        
               | OkayPhysicist wrote:
               | Because at the end of the day, the problem with ads isn't
               | that they're annoying, or get in the way, or are garish,
               | or whatever else. The problem with ads is that they are
               | ads. They're an overt attempt to hijack your attention
               | implant ideas in your head, ideas that are antithetical
               | to your own wellbeing.
               | 
               | A little cat chasing my cursor is just plain fun. No
               | malice involved.
        
             | supriyo-biswas wrote:
             | Interestingly, had this complaint been about an ad, parent
             | would have been upvoted with hundreds of comments agreeing
             | with them.
             | 
             | In other words, what OP is trying to say is that websites
             | should be designed with the users goals in mind, and IMO
             | it's fair to say that this website wasn't designed that
             | way.
        
               | insanitybit wrote:
               | If anything this just shows that people don't hate ads
               | because they're obnoxious, they hate ads because they're
               | ads.
        
               | int_19h wrote:
               | Ads are generally not nostalgic references (and when they
               | are, you still know that it's someone ultimately trying
               | to push your emotional buttons to get you to give them
               | money).
               | 
               | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neko_(software)
        
         | rejectfinite wrote:
         | Yes. But I also do not like people younger than me.
        
         | Springtime wrote:
         | You might have liked Lulzsec's website. They had an auto-
         | playing audio clip of the Love Boat TV theme and an ASCII ship
         | above text lyrics that replaced the word 'love' with 'lulz'. It
         | was refreshingly amusing.
         | 
         | Sadly archive.org doesn't have a copy from its live state--
         | however I saved the home page at the time (MHTML ftw) and
         | here's a video capture of it*: https://streamable.com/zon5wy
         | 
         | * Expires in one day
         | 
         | Edit: for context Lulzsec were a hacking group a decade back
         | responsible for various headline-making leaks and website
         | hacks.
        
           | nyc_data_geek1 wrote:
           | Until they flipped Sabu
        
         | Waterluvian wrote:
         | Other than the colours being difficult to read, I _really_
         | enjoy this webpage.
         | 
         | Now I want to go demake mine.
        
         | boomboomsubban wrote:
         | As the creator was born in 1999, it's interesting to me because
         | she's nostalgic for a period she did not fully experience. It's
         | something I did, and it's neat yet strange to see it being done
         | to a part of my past.
        
           | lopekaa wrote:
           | [flagged]
        
           | throwaway6734 wrote:
           | >It's something I did, and it's neat yet strange to see it
           | being done to a part of my past.
           | 
           | Agree. I read recently that digital cameras have been taking
           | off among younger people in the way vinyl took off among
           | millennials. I'm excited to see how people that grew up with
           | excessive, toxic social media manage to find better solutions
           | for dealing with the internet
        
           | akritrime wrote:
           | I am in a similar age range and I am drifting towards this
           | aesthetic. I think it's the counterculture of the
           | increasingly sleek websites, with their overcomplicated 3D
           | animations. Not saying either is better than the other, just
           | it is the opposite end of the spectrum and way of still
           | having fun when creating a website while making it feel
           | personal.
        
           | serf wrote:
           | it reminds me of the phenomena of parodying 'I Love Lucy!'.
           | Even though it hasn't seen new episodes since 1957 it is
           | included or mentioned in some way in nearly every popular
           | media.
           | 
           | The constant revitalization of the parody through new works
           | ensures that the future will also include some mention. I
           | think 90s aesthetic/internet-culture is a bit like that --
           | the projects that include those themes beget new similar
           | projects in the future as long as they have some level of
           | audience exposure.
        
           | AlexAndScripts wrote:
           | I feel this. It seems like somewhere I would have thrived and
           | immensely enjoyed, and I hear people's nostalgia for it, but
           | it's something I never got to experience myself. (~18yo).
        
             | amatecha wrote:
             | Yeah, it was freakin' awesome. All my friends and I made
             | websites. We linked to each other, shared sources of good
             | GIFs and images, chatted on IRC, eventually shared mp3s
             | when those were a thing. It was a seriously badass time to
             | grow up. I regularly feel very thankful/lucky to have grown
             | up in that time period and have my own online computer to
             | experience all that stuff!
        
           | joshmanders wrote:
           | This is common among the younger people joining the internet.
           | An the creator of SpaceHey.com was nostalgic for the days of
           | old social media that happened when he was too young to
           | experience it.
           | 
           | Add me if you have a SpaceHey account!
           | https://spacehey.com/josh
        
             | BoxOfRain wrote:
             | I have a soft spot a mile wide for SpaceHey, there's just
             | something about the whole idea that's really nice. I'm not
             | sure how much of it is because building a whole social
             | media platform out of nostalgia is a very hacker-like thing
             | to do and how much of it is just because it's nice to see a
             | social media platform that's not so aggressively monetised
             | and manipulative but either way I'm really happy it exists.
        
           | andrepd wrote:
           | I'm nostalgic for the Amiga despite being born in the late
           | 90s!
        
           | TazeTSchnitzel wrote:
           | I'm not a lot older than her and have a similar fondness for
           | that aesthetic. While it's true I didn't _fully_ experience
           | it, a lot of late 90 's sites were still online, more or less
           | untouched, in the late 2000's, so they were there to be
           | appreciated even though they were a relic by then. At that
           | time, IE stagnation was still a thing, and MIDI playback was
           | still in browsers, so the 2008 experience of a 1998 site was
           | probably fairly authentic.
        
             | boomboomsubban wrote:
             | Similar to how I did not experience the late 70's but
             | gained a fondness for it by watching "Taxi" and listening
             | to Television.
        
         | morkalork wrote:
         | They were born in 1999, so it's more like what a new
         | generation's impression of what the old web was like.
        
           | waboremo wrote:
           | You don't really have to know what specific year they were
           | born in, the refusal to capitalize is a dead giveaway they
           | did not experience that time at all. Anybody of that time
           | period would be embarrassed to do so on a public site.
           | 
           | Kind of funny how we carry these different meanings to mostly
           | meaningless things.
        
             | bink wrote:
             | Making advisories hard to read has been a thing since
             | forever. Remember Gobbles?
             | 
             | https://github.com/thinkitdata/GOBBLES/blob/master/advisori
             | e...
        
               | waboremo wrote:
               | Very true, trends after all come and go.
               | 
               | Specifically about this style though, I feel it fits
               | right into the blog series about "domestic cozy"[1]. It
               | aims to be exactly that, imply super casual/low effort
               | tone, make it feel a bit more personal, and
               | simultaneously about ignoring social traditions that feel
               | redundant to them. Like all trends, it takes effort to
               | follow, and part of this is encouraging friends to turn
               | off auto-capitalization on your phone.
               | 
               | So I would say it's a bit more than just trying to make
               | something hard to read, and focusing on that bit might
               | make you miss the rest of their storytelling process!
               | 
               | [1] https://www.ribbonfarm.com/series/domestic-cozy/
        
             | mlyle wrote:
             | I had an all-lowercase website for a couple years on the
             | early web. So did many of my friends. Archive.org snapshots
             | are 2000-2001, but they'd been around before that in many
             | iterations.
             | 
             | Gah.. it's all embarrassing to look back on for other
             | reasons...
        
               | waboremo wrote:
               | Don't be shy, bring it back, you're ahead of the curve!
        
           | hezralig wrote:
           | Was the author the girl that owned the TSA in the past year?
        
             | alpaca128 wrote:
             | Iirc it wasn't the TSA directly but an airline and their
             | copy of the nofly list.
        
           | orhmeh09 wrote:
           | FYI, the author uses it/she pronouns.
        
             | JasonFruit wrote:
             | So it uses it/she pronouns? Usually the object pronoun is
             | second; does that mean that it wants people to call she
             | "it" unless they're doing something to she? That's off the
             | chain, and sounds like meta-trolling.
        
               | woooooo wrote:
               | It's legendary.
        
           | millzlane wrote:
           | Live journal-esque.
        
         | jabroni_salad wrote:
         | You should check out the game Hypnospace Outlaw, which is set
         | basically in a geocities-forum hybrid environment. It's
         | basically a love letter to this old very personal internet.
        
         | walthamstow wrote:
         | It's been a long time since I had the sensation of going from a
         | site with a brightly/strongly coloured background to another on
         | white/beige and my eyes not being able to handle it. I really
         | quite enjoyed it.
        
       | generalizations wrote:
       | Found this on the same blog. Wild read. Apparently they found a
       | copy of the nofly list from 2019.
       | https://maia.crimew.gay/posts/how-to-hack-an-airline/
        
         | bo0tzz wrote:
         | Discussed here previously:
         | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34446673
        
         | yccs27 wrote:
         | She has a pretty comprehensive wikipedia entry:
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maia_arson_crimew
        
           | sdfghswe wrote:
           | [flagged]
        
             | [deleted]
        
           | brodouevencode wrote:
           | Appears to be self-authored.
        
             | shp0ngle wrote:
             | It does seem weirdly detailed about someone I would mark as
             | not really encyclopedically significant; but it has the
             | citations and quotes so what do I know. It's one of the
             | better Wikipedia articles in general
             | 
             | However, it is not self-authored as can be seen in the
             | history of the article.
        
             | tenken wrote:
             | ... guess that's why it's comprehensive ^_^
        
             | jimmies wrote:
             | A quick glance to the history of the article, I see it was
             | edited by multiple usernames and IP address at different
             | times. How did you come to the conclusion that it was self
             | authored?
        
               | whichfawkes wrote:
               | To be fair, if I was writing my own Wikipedia page, I
               | would do the same.
        
               | uoaei wrote:
               | I don't think it's a stretch to assume that infosec
               | experts/hackers have ways to falsify their online
               | identities.
        
               | derefr wrote:
               | Funny to think about: "writing your own Wikipedia page
               | without it getting taken down for Original Research" is a
               | fun first hobby project to certain kinds of network-
               | security people, as much as as "making your Github
               | activity graph solid green" is a fun first hobby project
               | to bot programmers.
        
               | grumple wrote:
               | Because this is a person that doesn't meet the notoriety
               | requirements for Wikipedia, and goes into a level of
               | detail that is also totally unnecessary. It is trivial to
               | connect to different servers via VPN and creating new
               | usernames on Wikipedia takes seconds.
        
               | tptacek wrote:
               | They clearly do meet the notability requirements; the
               | cites on this article are almost as long as the article
               | itself. Notability on Wikipedia is a term of art; it
               | refers ("mostly") to how much of the content of the
               | article can be drawn from (ideally diverse) secondary
               | sources. It's not an achievement award.
        
               | KomoD wrote:
               | > Because this is a person that doesn't meet the
               | notoriety requirements for Wikipedia
               | 
               | Very much does, just because you don't know them doesn't
               | mean they don't.
        
             | status200 wrote:
             | Easy to check on wikipedia, looks like it was created by
             | the user Ezlev [0], who does not appear to be crimew's
             | wikipedia acocunt, and updated by several other users over
             | the last couple years.
             | 
             | [0] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Ezlev
        
       | dmbche wrote:
       | "however, they made one of the most comedic mistakes you can
       | still make while setting up jenkins (im actually not sure which
       | misconfiguration leads to this): the build information for each
       | past build contains a link to the git repository, including the
       | bitbucket credentials in the url. genius."
        
         | bheadmaster wrote:
         | The most horrible thing Jenkins does to devs is it encourages
         | bad practice. Good practice is so cumbersome to do properly
         | (create a secret, load secret in env through Groovy code, setup
         | git configuration in a shell script) that, unless someone is
         | actively monitoring them, devs are always in a temptation to
         | _just put the credentials in the git URL, we 'll remove them
         | after testing_. Then one out of N times they forget and you get
         | a security hole.
        
         | deng wrote:
         | No, the most comedic mistake is to have a public-facing Jenkins
         | running. I mean in general you wouldn't make your CI accessible
         | from the outside, but especially not Jenkins. That software has
         | probably more CVEs every year than all of our other tooling
         | combined.
        
           | supermatt wrote:
           | Given the frequency with which I seem to update nokogiri on a
           | rails instance, i assumed libxml2 would hold that award:
           | https://cve.mitre.org/cgi-bin/cvekey.cgi?keyword=libxml2
           | 
           | But sure enough, jenkins FAR outweighs it:
           | https://cve.mitre.org/cgi-bin/cvekey.cgi?keyword=jenkins
        
             | deng wrote:
             | And that's just the ones that get reported. Since core
             | Jenkins is pretty bare-bones, most instances also have many
             | plugins installed, and most of those aren't properly
             | reviewed at all.
        
           | JackSlateur wrote:
           | The most comedic mistake is to have a running jenking in 2023
        
             | comprev wrote:
             | The vast majority of gigs/jobs I've had which involved
             | touching Jenkins were for the purpose of migrating
             | elsewhere - Gitlab, GitHub Actions, Drone, Harness...
        
         | [deleted]
        
       | Dwedit wrote:
       | I didn't even know that .gay was a top level domain...
        
         | thinkling wrote:
         | https://enola.gay
         | 
         | (safe for work)
        
         | sp332 wrote:
         | Registration was first attempted in 2012. It was denied and
         | appealed several times and finally recognized in 2019. After
         | some Covid-related delays, it was opened to the public in 2020.
         | https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/.gay
        
         | odiroot wrote:
         | Time to register gaymusical.gay!
        
           | schwartzworld wrote:
           | "Not as long as some musicals" - The Banner
        
       | c7DJTLrn wrote:
       | I suspect this leak was made by the author themselves and
       | submitted to 4chan via Tor or a VPN. I don't have hard evidence
       | to back this up but if you read the Wikipedia article about them,
       | it's pretty easy to put two and two together.
        
         | thegeomaster wrote:
         | The readme of the leak contains "meow :3", and the author's
         | website is strongly cat-themed. Doesn't prove anything, but an
         | interesting coincidence.
        
           | c7DJTLrn wrote:
           | >hello i am maia arson crimew (it/she) and i am gay, mostly
           | for girls, and i'm a tiny kitten :3
           | 
           | Kind of seals it. I admire their brazenness.
        
           | Lammy wrote:
           | Also this very submission
           | https://crimew.gay/notice/AVWTkvCXna4Pca7OCm
           | 
           | (Unironically keep slaybossing, OP)
        
         | flangola7 wrote:
         | 4chan blocks Tor and VPNs
        
           | jeroenhd wrote:
           | You can pay for 4chan and bypass the blocks:
           | https://www.4channel.org/pass
           | 
           | Costs $20 per year and can be paid with various
           | cryptocurrencies. Since 4chan keeps IP logs, this seems like
           | a good deal for someone leaking company source code.
        
           | c7DJTLrn wrote:
           | You cannot block Tor and VPNs. You can block known Tor and
           | VPN ranges.
        
         | reocha wrote:
         | Maia is very honest when she hacks a company, unsupported
         | theories don't help anyone.
        
           | supriyo-biswas wrote:
           | Their antics have been of questionable legality, and I would
           | assume they'd try to avoid drawing too much attention, given
           | that this is the 3rd US-based company they're trying to hack,
           | and the US just might ask for an extradition.
           | 
           | Further, the conclusion about Jenkins being the attack vector
           | is drawn without much thought or explanation, and it is also
           | interesting that they've used the same attack vector
           | elsewhere.
        
             | Analemma_ wrote:
             | > and I would assume they'd try to avoid drawing too much
             | attention
             | 
             | I follow her on Tumblr and I assure you this is not the
             | case. She's very ebullient and loves answering questions
             | about her hacking.
        
             | [deleted]
        
             | cool_dude85 wrote:
             | It says in the wiki entry that Switzerland does not
             | extradite citizens unless they consent to it. She is
             | probably already not able to leave Switzerland due to her
             | US indictment.
        
           | c7DJTLrn wrote:
           | Maybe because previous hacks have been of varying legality.
           | The entrypoint for the airline hack was also Jenkins.
        
           | SuperShibe wrote:
           | Maia also has enough going on with lawsuits from being honest
           | in the past. Not taking credit for this one might be for the
           | better...
        
       | badrabbit wrote:
       | Theme aside I really like this site's design.
        
       | bagels wrote:
       | I had to check the article to understand how it is notable for a
       | 4chan user to also be a business owner.
       | 
       | They're using "owned" in leet speak sense, infiltrated security.
        
         | Swizec wrote:
         | The correct spelling in that case is pwned isn't it? I got it
         | from context, but those always felt like subtly different words
         | to me.
        
           | RamblingCTO wrote:
           | I've seen owned plenty of times. "Owned a box" like that
        
             | amatecha wrote:
             | yeah, "owned" came far before "pwned". Wiktionary cites
             | this usenet post from 1996 https://groups.google.com/g/alt.
             | sysadmin.recovery/c/IsdIZqfW... .. can't find an "earliest
             | source" for "pwned" tho
        
           | bombcar wrote:
           | pwn is a typo'd version of own, but since it's unambiguous it
           | would have been better here
        
           | sobkas wrote:
           | > The correct spelling in that case is pwned isn't it? I got
           | it from context, but those always felt like subtly different
           | words to me.
           | 
           | For me owned was as in "CIA owned Crypto AG" not "netrunner
           | owned the Chrome _"
           | 
           | _ not that Chrome
        
         | livinglist wrote:
         | Man I was wondering the exactly same thing! I'm not a native
         | speaker so that might be why
        
           | porcoda wrote:
           | Native speaker, and title confused me even being familiar
           | with the whole owned/pwned thing. I clicked on the article
           | simply because I was curious why being a 4chan-using sole
           | proprietor would be at all interesting.
        
         | graypegg wrote:
         | Oh wow. I think that's actually worth a title edit to add a
         | note.
        
         | amatecha wrote:
         | yeah should probably be edited to "pwned" just to make it
         | clear, even though "owned" is the original term for, well,
         | getting owned/rekt/"hacked"/etc.
         | 
         | I too thought it would be about a company who was a sole
         | proprietor of an infosec corp lol
        
           | dang wrote:
           | Ok, we've s/o/p/'d the title above. Thanks!
           | 
           | Edit: oops, I meant s/ow/pw/.
        
       | aigoochamna wrote:
       | > "hacktivist indicted by the doj, mentally ill queer anarchist,
       | 23 years old, social justice insurrectionist, it/she"
       | 
       | Ahhh yeahhh, really brings me back to my 20s.
        
         | becquerel wrote:
         | the platonic ideal of what 'hacker' means imo
        
           | 2OEH8eoCRo0 wrote:
           | hactivism means hacking every unsecure jenkins instance for
           | lulz?
        
             | Bonus20230510 wrote:
             | Might be worth doing some reading about hackers and their
             | attitude towards "IP" and whether it can really be "theft".
        
             | int_19h wrote:
             | No, just the ones where the result is a leak of information
             | on some large government surveillance program, or, say,
             | exposing incompetence of a company that sells security-
             | related products - especially ones focused on "intellectual
             | property".
             | 
             | Not that there's anything wrong with lulz as a motivation
             | from the perspective of old-time hacker ethos.
        
       | rejectfinite wrote:
       | >if you enjoyed this or any of my other work feel free to support
       | me on my ko-fi. this is my only real source of income so anything
       | goes a long way, and monthly contributions help tremendously with
       | budgeting
       | 
       | wow she seems smart. I hope ko-fi is enough
        
       | doodlesdev wrote:
       | It's always Jenkins.
        
         | voynich wrote:
         | Apparently so, considering that this is the same person who got
         | a hold of the No-Fly List a while back, and, you guessed it,
         | they found it through Jenkins somehow.
        
           | isoprophlex wrote:
           | So ... same attack vector, you implying crimew might be this
           | anonymous 4chinz user? Intriguing...
        
             | intelVISA wrote:
             | The fabled titan of security "Jenkins" could be breached by
             | no other.
        
       | cornhole34 wrote:
       | OptimEyes.ai wins Global Infosec Award 2022 OptimEyes.ai data
       | leak - 2023 smh
        
         | testplzignore wrote:
         | Aren't these industry awards essentially participation trophies
         | for whoever is willing to pay? Like the notorious "Who's Who
         | Among American High School Students" in the US.
        
           | insanitybit wrote:
           | Yes. I started a security company and received tons of award
           | emails and conference invites that were all bullshit.
        
       | westmeal wrote:
       | crimew is 1337
        
       | philipwhiuk wrote:
       | Who makes their Jenkins instance world accessible!
        
         | albatross13 wrote:
         | Anyone setting up a honey pot. Half of 4chan posts are 3 letter
         | agencies trying to bait people into violence.
        
           | doodlesdev wrote:
           | Or anyone else, such as aviation companies:
           | 
           | https://maia.crimew.gay/posts/how-to-hack-an-airline/
           | 
           | Previously discussed here:
           | 
           | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=34446673
        
           | henning wrote:
           | Do not attribute to NSA conspiracy what can more simply be
           | explained by the company being fucking stupid and not caring
           | about walking the walk of infosec
        
             | albatross13 wrote:
             | [flagged]
        
               | b800h wrote:
               | Odd, what was particularly boomerish about that comment?
        
           | dmbche wrote:
           | But what's the trap here? Checking who downloads the file? I
           | don't see how they can get any actionable info out of this
        
             | albatross13 wrote:
             | 1. post link to jenkins job in a 4chan thread relating to
             | something nefarious
             | 
             | 2. see who clicks it
             | 
             | 3. now you have IP addresses of possibly nefarious people
             | without needing to subpoena 4chan
             | 
             | Something like that.
        
               | rejectfinite wrote:
               | >3. now you have IP addresses of possibly nefarious
               | people without needing to subpoena 4chan
               | 
               | ahahah 4chan is almost as mainstream as Reddit.
               | ahahahahahahaaaaaaa you really think they would waste
               | time like this for IP addresses to "keep track of"
        
               | albatross13 wrote:
               | Several people have been arrested based on 4chan posts
               | recently, after 'threatening' a law enforcement official
               | in florida.
               | 
               | So...yes. Yes I do.
        
               | rovolo wrote:
               | The "bait" this comment is referring to is that a Sheriff
               | publicly denounced _in a press conference_ a bunch of
               | neo-nazi messaging spread around his town during a
               | racecar event.
               | 
               | https://www.jta.org/2023/04/27/united-states/a-florida-
               | sheri...
               | 
               | The sheriff's parents' house was swatted. These are the
               | 4chan posts which were included in the various news
               | articles.
               | 
               | https://sports.yahoo.com/4chan-2-men-used-
               | online-170958670.h...
               | 
               | > "It's too bad Mike Chitwood isn't safe now that I'm
               | planning to kill him. I'm going to shoot Mike Chitwood.
               | I'm going to kill him by shooting him to death."
               | 
               | > "Just shoot Chitwood in the head and he stops being a
               | problem. They have to find a new guy to be the problem.
               | But shooting Chitwood in the head solves an immediate
               | problem permanently. Just shoot Chitwood in the head and
               | murder him."
               | 
               | https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2023/04/20/3rd-4c
               | han...
               | 
               | > "I WILL KILL CHITWOOD, MARK MY WORDS."
        
               | [deleted]
        
               | dmbche wrote:
               | I think we're safe, anyone being half serious would be
               | using a good vpn hopefully, it's likely to be a lot of
               | false positives I would guess!
        
               | revolvingocelot wrote:
               | >anyone being half serious would be _behind seven
               | proxies_
        
               | ikiris wrote:
               | How to waste your time tracking down 20000 wanna be
               | script kiddies?
        
               | malux85 wrote:
               | No, but having a list of easy targets to pull from when
               | your performance quotas get low could be useful (I wish I
               | was joking)
        
               | unethical_ban wrote:
               | Or any and every security researcher / infosec company?
        
         | insanitybit wrote:
         | _so many companies_
        
         | sofixa wrote:
         | Who still uses Jenkins? It's an abomination of an obsolete
         | system that is just a pain to use, manage, maintain, setup,
         | etc. while there are much better, more featured, easier to use
         | and maintain alternatives out there. _And it has been like this
         | for close to ten years now_. It should have been ripped out in
         | favour of either the  "native" CI/CD (e.g. GitLab CI if GitLab
         | is used for VCS, GitHub Actions if GitHub, etc.) or a modern
         | one like Drone/Concoure/etc. years ago in any place that isn't
         | ~two decades behind (so legacy airlines and banks?).
        
           | deng wrote:
           | Switched from a company using Jenkins to one using GitLab CI,
           | and while GitLab CI is obviously "better" in the sense that
           | it has less historical baggage, there are actually quite a
           | few things I'm missing. Jenkins has a plugin for pretty much
           | every obscure thing you can imagine, which is a blessing for
           | the user and a curse for the administrator, as Jenkins
           | quickly becomes Frankenstein's monster. But every time I have
           | to wade through tons of log ouput on GitLab I miss Jenkins'
           | warnings plugin, every time no runner is picking up my job I
           | miss the nice runner overview of Jenkins which quickly showed
           | you what runners are actually busy with, and every time that
           | old slow runner is grabbing all the jobs I miss the runner
           | prioritization... I could go on here, but really, there's a
           | lot of things that Jenkins could do through nifty plugins
           | that GitLab CI cannot do yet. I even wrote one plugin myself
           | for supporting our in-house Linter, really wasn't that
           | difficult and you could hook into pretty much every little
           | detail (which, again, can also be a curse because every
           | plugin had the power to simply crash your Jenkins...).
           | 
           | EDIT: So to be clear, I'm not saying "Jenkins is better than
           | GitLab". I would say GitLab CI is better designed, more
           | robust and stable, but Jenkins is more configurable,
           | extendable and has more features through it's plugin
           | ecosystem. So personally, I wouldn't go back to Jenkins, but
           | I also don't find it ridiculous that people still use it.
        
           | NayamAmarshe wrote:
           | I like that with Jenkins you can use groovy, which gives you
           | some extra power as far as writing commands is considered.
           | You don't have to do everything via shell. Equivalent shell
           | commands can be a bit messy sometimes.
           | 
           | It was a bit painful to write the same stuff in GitHub
           | actions. Jira's groovy script made loops, storing variables
           | very easy compared to GitHub actions' YAML.
        
           | TechBro8615 wrote:
           | People who have convinced their boss that GitHub downtime
           | means they should create their own shoddy self-hosted CI
           | platform.
        
           | flatline wrote:
           | Is there an F/OSS alternative to Jenkins that I'm not aware
           | of?
        
             | intelVISA wrote:
             | ssh & Make
        
               | yjftsjthsd-h wrote:
               | Well sure, but ssh and make run from what?
        
               | Izkata wrote:
               | A crontab?
        
             | doodlesdev wrote:
             | - Woodpecker CI: https://woodpecker-ci.org/
             | 
             | - Drone CI: https://www.drone.io/
             | 
             | - Buildbot: https://buildbot.net/
             | 
             | - Gitea Actions: https://docs.gitea.io/en-
             | us/usage/actions/overview/
             | 
             | - Fogejo Actions: https://forgejo.org/2023-02-27-forgejo-
             | actions/
             | 
             | - GitLab Runners: https://gitlab.com/gitlab-org/gitlab-
             | runner
             | 
             | You could also use Ansible playbooks/roles to run your
             | build, although that's going to be a bit more manual:
             | https://www.ansible.com/
             | 
             | Not necessarily endorsing any of the alternatives, just
             | pointing them out.
        
               | robrtsql wrote:
               | How did Apache Maven make it onto this list? Seems like
               | Maven is a build tool that one would invoke _from_
               | Jenkins or Drone.
        
               | doodlesdev wrote:
               | That is correct, I removed it from the comment. It's more
               | of an alternative to Apache Ant/make/whatever really.
        
           | sdfghswe wrote:
           | What is a better alternative, if you want to self-host?
        
             | doodlesdev wrote:
             | You can self-host:
             | 
             | - Woodpecker CI: https://woodpecker-ci.org/
             | 
             | - Buildbot: https://buildbot.net/
             | 
             | - GitLab Runners: https://docs.gitlab.com/runner/
             | 
             | - Gitea Actions: https://docs.gitea.io/en-
             | us/usage/actions/overview/
             | 
             | - Forgejo Actions: https://forgejo.org/2023-02-27-forgejo-
             | actions/
             | 
             | - Drone CI: https://www.drone.io/
             | 
             | - CircleCI (not free nor open-source, but self-hosted):
             | https://circleci.com/pricing/server/
             | 
             | - GitHub Runners (same deal as CircleCI):
             | https://docs.github.com/en/actions/hosting-your-own-
             | runners/...
        
           | brodouevencode wrote:
           | That's what you took away from the question?
           | 
           | Jenkins still lives in legacy, and probably will for some
           | time.
        
           | indigodaddy wrote:
           | "Who still uses Jenkins?"
           | 
           | I think you may have perhaps misjudged just how entrenched
           | Jenkins is in corp/enterprise.
        
             | x86_64Ubuntu wrote:
             | The older I get, the more systems I learn are only around
             | because they've been around.
        
               | marginalia_nu wrote:
               | A lot of the time when old things are still around, it's
               | not because through all the years nobody has had the idea
               | to replace them, but because the benefit of replacing
               | them hasn't at any point in history outweighed the
               | hassle.
               | 
               | This is true for X11 and this is true for the QWERTY
               | layout. The benefit of switching must outweigh the
               | enormous hassle of doing so. It's easy to find something
               | that's a little bit better, but that's simply not good
               | enough to merit a switch.
               | 
               | Often they're around because when it comes around, they
               | do a such a decent job and it's difficult to actually
               | produce something that _has_ that sort of advantage.
        
               | Miraste wrote:
               | X11 is finally, finally on the way out. I have a lot of
               | gripes with Wayland, but the day I stop needing to dive
               | into xrandr and figure out why the screen is rotated but
               | the mouse coordinates aren't or some other 1990s level
               | problem will be a happy one.
               | 
               | QWERTY seems to be too embedded even for that, but I
               | wonder if it gets closer to replacement the higher the
               | percentage of software keyboards climbs vs physical ones.
        
               | rejectfinite wrote:
               | Yes? do you know the cost of moving big systems?
        
               | JackSlateur wrote:
               | Do you know the cost of maintening big old systems ?
               | 
               | There are hundreds of people here for that I'm not in HR,
               | but I guess that's a lot of money spent each year, just
               | to get the same issues we had last year
               | 
               | It takes a lot of money to not improve the situation
        
           | MilStdJunkie wrote:
           | Big companies with data restrictions that can't have anything
           | so much as _look_ at the cloud, and they don 't have the
           | skills or money to set up something nicer on prem.
           | 
           | Bitbucket is also a big part of this story.
           | 
           | That results in seeing Jenkins all over the ding-darn place
           | at Boeing, LockMart, RC, L3, NGA, etc.
           | 
           | Of course, all that is thrown right out the window if you
           | wire up the Jenkins instance to _the goddamn internet_.
        
           | nebula8804 wrote:
           | Oh they have come up with some new trash I have to learn?
           | Great...
           | 
           | Say you were developing inn Angular and Python. Which one of
           | these "alternatives" should I look in to? ie. Which is most
           | requested by typical requiters?
        
           | SV_BubbleTime wrote:
           | People doing embedded testing use Jenkins still. Not that I
           | would, but some people do.
        
             | ChuckNorris89 wrote:
             | Embedded people are pretty pragmatic and tend not to chase
             | fads for the sake of change or resume engineering. If it
             | works, it's good enough for them.
             | 
             | Switching away from Jenkins would cost effort and offer no
             | competitive advantage to your end product, so then why do
             | it?
        
           | frant-hartm wrote:
           | Why change something that mostly works fine? I don't like to
           | change set of known issues for a set of unknowns.
           | 
           | Also those who want to avoid vendor lock in. Git repo might
           | be moved around, do you like changing CI/CD scripts every
           | time you change your git hosting service?
           | 
           | GHA work really well for simple stuff. For more complex in a
           | larger organization there is no clear winner.
        
           | code_runner wrote:
           | jenkins is old and crusty, but it works and works well. if
           | the UI for a build tool looks too fancy, my faith in it drops
           | to 0 almost immediately.
        
             | [deleted]
        
             | sidlls wrote:
             | It doesn't work well. It's the JIRA of CI/CD: it is
             | entrenched and does multiple things but doesn't do any one
             | thing well, and the people that decide what to buy aren't
             | the people who are forced to use it so they don't care
             | about its quality so much
        
               | frant-hartm wrote:
               | Jira sucks, but I have yet to see a tracking tool which
               | sucks less.
        
           | mannyv wrote:
           | Jenkins is one of those things you configure and forget
           | about...until you need to do it again.
           | 
           | Over time, there's so much stuff that it does that replacing
           | it is a ton of work. And by work I mean verification and
           | communication. Many developers have no idea how stuff gets
           | built, or how dependencies are managed in the build system.
           | You forget one thing and the build is toast. Hunting this
           | info down takes a ridiculous amount of time.
           | 
           | Now expand that to X number of projects, and you're looking
           | at a year of work...and a delay while QA checks everything
           | again.
           | 
           | For what?
           | 
           | Good luck getting that prioritized.
        
       | treeman79 wrote:
       | Back in 90s. I commented to a friend that there sure were a lot
       | of NASA employees on A certain IRC channel. His response was NASA
       | had great computers and no security.
        
         | qingcharles wrote:
         | In the 90s I would be hard-pressed to name any of my techie
         | chums who didn't have a shell account on a NASA box, through
         | legal or illegal means. NASA also had some great cables and
         | satellite runs between their facilities and other partners
         | overseas that allowed for moving warez and porn very quickly
         | across the Atlantic when the commercial connection between the
         | UK and USA was something like 2Mbps for the entire country.
        
         | sybercecurity wrote:
         | Heck, I've heard stories that several big agencies only started
         | deploying firewalls at their network perimeter in the late
         | 90's. I guess one of the saving graces was that a lot of stuff
         | like personnel records were hard to reach or still only on
         | paper.
        
           | stonogo wrote:
           | Perimeter security with firewalls didn't really come into
           | vogue until the mid 1990s (post-Cheswick and Bellovin), so
           | that seems like a pretty speedy adoption for a big agency.
        
         | icedchai wrote:
         | Around here, it was the local college and universities. My
         | friend, in high school at the time, pwned CS departments at
         | both an Ivy and state college, gave out dozens of cracked SunOS
         | accounts to BBSers and script kiddies (the password file was
         | unshadowed...) Tying up all the dialups with IRC and the non-
         | stop downloading of warez eventually brought the attention of
         | sysadmins, but it went on for _months._
        
       | Lammy wrote:
       | Simpsons did it:
       | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HBGary#WikiLeaks,_Bank_of_Amer...
        
         | richbell wrote:
         | Dramatic recounting of this:
         | 
         | https://youtu.be/uFw66YyHD6E
        
       | rurban wrote:
       | Tillie Kottmann, oh my. Should have guessed it
        
         | kruuuder wrote:
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deadnaming
        
           | neurobama wrote:
           | Suicide-baiting, and that's what the emotional blackmail
           | around "deadnaming" is, should neither be normalized nor
           | accepted. Forcing others to obey your linguistic preferences
           | and participate in your fantasies is not OK in an open
           | society.
           | 
           | It's remarkable how quickly top-down normalization of this
           | concept took place on social media. Historians will have an
           | fun time picking apart the influence involved.
        
       | hiidrew wrote:
       | this is the same person that found the no fly list from an
       | airline lol https://maia.crimew.gay/posts/how-to-hack-an-airline/
        
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