[HN Gopher] FTX stored private keys to crypto assets in plaintex...
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       FTX stored private keys to crypto assets in plaintext, without
       access controls
        
       Author : danso
       Score  : 333 points
       Date   : 2023-04-10 16:45 UTC (6 hours ago)
        
 (HTM) web link (twitter.com)
 (TXT) w3m dump (twitter.com)
        
       | [deleted]
        
       | SilasX wrote:
       | I was confused, since this is kind of old news, but it looks to
       | be news because it's part of a new report, which you can see if
       | you scroll wayyyy up to the beginning of White's twitter thread
       | and the link to the court document filed by John J. Ray's team at
       | FTX:
       | 
       | https://twitter.com/molly0xFFF/status/1645197258873270276
       | 
       | https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/65748821/1242/1/ftx-tra...
        
       | iameli wrote:
       | I get such an incredible volume of malicious crypto spam on
       | Discord and Twitter every single day. They're constantly creating
       | new sites as things get banned, new accounts with legitimate-
       | looking traffic, custom art and even videos for the fake
       | "airdrops" they're planning. And FTX is just keeping their
       | billions of dollars unencrypted in S3 buckets. Hey scammers,
       | wouldn't hacking into that be a better use of your time???
        
       | renewiltord wrote:
       | It wasn't/isn't just them. It wasn't a massive secret either.
       | 
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32077583
       | 
       | The test of all these security exploits are in the exploiting. In
       | practice, you can run wild and nothing will happen. My HN
       | password was 000000 for years.
        
         | RSZC wrote:
         | I mean I have a yahoo chess account with a password of like
         | abc123, that's not the point.
         | 
         | Your HN password doesn't provide access to your money, never
         | mind other people's money.
        
           | renewiltord wrote:
           | Sure, but look at the timestamp on the linked comment. No one
           | took the money for the next 4 months after that.
           | 
           | And they had a lot of crypto to take.
        
       | skyechurch wrote:
       | When reading crypto clownworld stories like this, it is easy and
       | fun to observe that cryptocurrency is a satire of the real (or
       | "fiat", if you prefer) financial system.
       | 
       | Less fun, but far more important, is to note how incredibly
       | (infinitely?) subtle this satire is:
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=22352840
        
         | reisse wrote:
         | One thinks about crypto as a clownworld only until one had to
         | work with or inside the real financial system.
         | 
         | Techincally, it is in no way better than crypto. The only
         | difference is that in real financial system there is a strong
         | legal cover for all the technical and security fuckups. Like,
         | stealing from bank by exploiting their 10-years old Windows XP
         | ATM connected to the internet is 10-years-in-jail offence,
         | while stealing crypto may be hard or impossible to prosecute in
         | many jurisdictions.
        
           | VHRanger wrote:
           | Also, banking is dealing with massive legacy codebases.
           | 
           | You get to write your own new stuff in crypto, there aren't
           | excuses for fucking up on best practices
        
           | LapsangGuzzler wrote:
           | > while stealing crypto may be hard or impossible to
           | prosecute in many jurisdictions.
           | 
           | This is one of the inherent contradictions of crypto. If the
           | ultimate goal of crypto is to create a financial system that
           | is free of government control, then that system must also be
           | free of the justice system because that's the government too.
           | 
           | Asking people whose salaries are paid for with tax dollars to
           | help you recover stolen crypto while simultaneously trying to
           | avoid taxes and government oversight is so ironic.
        
             | pcthrowaway wrote:
             | If your goal is to avoid taxes, you're better off using
             | cash than crypto. And not everyone using crypto is a
             | diehard libertarian.
        
             | overthrow wrote:
             | Being free of government control doesn't imply lawlessness.
             | I wouldn't want the government to control jeans
             | manufacturing, but if someone steals your jeans, that's
             | still a crime. There are laws against theft, and crypto and
             | jeans are just different kinds of property.
        
               | pasc1878 wrote:
               | So it is OK to have your jeans made by children and in a
               | factory that pours toxic waste into a river used for
               | drinking water?
        
               | overthrow wrote:
               | If you read my post, I said laws should apply equally to
               | jeans and crypto. That includes child labor laws.
        
               | r_hoods_ghost wrote:
               | So you do want the government to control jeans
               | manufacturing then?
        
               | overthrow wrote:
               | You're being silly, but I'll humor you. The world
               | "control" has multiple meanings.
               | 
               | In the communist sense: the government should not control
               | the means of production for jeans or crypto.
               | 
               | In the social welfare sense: the government should
               | "control" whether people are allowed to steal others'
               | jeans and crypto, and the government should "control"
               | whether you can abuse children in connection with your
               | jeans or crypto company.
               | 
               | You can play with the meaning of the word, but whatever
               | meaning you choose, jeans and crypto shouldn't be treated
               | any differently.
        
               | knorker wrote:
               | > I wouldn't want the government to control jeans
               | manufacturing
               | 
               | Of course you do. You want asbestos to be banned in the
               | clothes you buy. You want labelling of material to not be
               | lies. You want child labour banned. You want slavery
               | banned. You want trademark protection. You want the
               | factory to not dump toxic waste in the nearby river.
               | 
               | And you say "well, of course I want _that_ , but not... I
               | dunno..." and give some hypothetical. Well, the same with
               | cryptocurrency. If you think you want to get rid of all
               | financial regulation, including AML/KYC, then I don't
               | think you've thought about the issue for more than a
               | fleeting moment.
        
               | [deleted]
        
             | olalonde wrote:
             | That conclusion doesn't necessarily follow. A significant
             | portion of the economy functions with limited government
             | intervention, as the government sucks at managing the
             | economy. However, money is an exception in this regard, and
             | many cryptocurrency advocates argue that it could be better
             | managed outside of government control. This does not imply
             | that a justice system is unnecessary; rather, it emphasizes
             | diverse roles of government.
             | 
             | In other words, one can agree with certain roles for
             | government (e.g. justice system) while not agreeing with
             | others (e.g. managing money). I don't see the irony or the
             | contradiction.
        
               | Eisenstein wrote:
               | I think the contradiction is that if you don't allow the
               | government access to the financial system then there is
               | little it can do for you to get your money back or
               | investigate financial crimes.
        
               | LapsangGuzzler wrote:
               | > A significant portion of the economy functions with
               | limited government intervention, as the government sucks
               | at managing the economy.
               | 
               | This just isn't true, government participation can be
               | found throughout the entire US economy. Import and export
               | controls, labor force participation and visas, a massive
               | small business loan portfolio, R&D investments in things
               | like clean technology (e.g. Tesla was initially funded by
               | a government clean energy grant), on and on and on. The
               | assertion that the government just lets the economy run
               | itself is laughable.
               | 
               | > In other words, one can agree with certain roles for
               | government (e.g. justice system) while not agreeing with
               | others (e.g. managing money). I don't see the irony or
               | the contradiction.
               | 
               | It's not a question of what the ideal role of government
               | should be, the question hinges on the government's
               | legitimacy and ability to do things like collect taxes
               | (which is an important function of a government). Lots of
               | participants in crypto believe that taxation is theft and
               | that government is an inherently wasteful entity, all
               | while continuing to enjoy the largely invisible benefits
               | that government policy and enforcement provides them.
               | This is the contradiction.
               | 
               | EDIT: The government is the only reason that FAANG and
               | other tech companies aren't bringing in foreign software
               | developers who will work for $15/hr en masse. You know
               | that if they could, they 100% would.
        
             | reisse wrote:
             | It's not really a contradiction. People who want financial
             | system free of government control and people who want
             | government to prosecute for crypto crimes are mostly
             | different people.
             | 
             | The latter usually care about 100% APR on dollar and other
             | scammy promises, and not about any real crypto benefits.
             | When they get burned, they want government to step in and
             | regulate.
             | 
             | The former don't care much that system allows to scam
             | people (the "it's your fault if you were scammed"
             | attitude), they care more that it's free from regulations.
        
               | knorker wrote:
               | > People who want financial system free of government
               | control and people who want government to prosecute for
               | crypto crimes are mostly different people.
               | 
               | Are they? I'm not so sure.
               | 
               | Could you elaborate? The whole selling point of
               | cryptocurrencies seems to be to start from scratch,
               | without those pesky KYC/AML and tax laws.
               | 
               | Traditional banking is not a natural law. It's man-made.
               | 
               | The benefits cryptocurrencies have over traditional
               | banking seem to all come either directly or indirectly
               | from the extent to which they do not have the man-made
               | rules and laws.
               | 
               | Basically: It is hard to send money from A to B because
               | of laws.
               | 
               | The set of people who like cryptocurrency is not small.
               | The number of anarchists is vanishingly small. People
               | want anarchism (complete freedom) and unregulated
               | cryptocurrency until someone else uses that anarchism
               | against them, and then they want regulation, post-facto.
               | 
               | It's not different people. It's the same people at
               | different times; the times they're affected and the times
               | they're not.
        
           | xirdstl wrote:
           | That only difference is an extremely important difference
        
           | lern_too_spel wrote:
           | The reason for this is cross-border controls. If North Korea
           | steals your crypto, you have no recourse.
        
           | rossdavidh wrote:
           | My impression is that there is a lot more auditing going on
           | in the conventional financial system. Not to say that it's
           | not bad, but there are at least some (legit) outside eyeballs
           | on your system.
        
             | piyh wrote:
             | My financial company has amazing enforcement around code
             | quality, deployments strategies, separation of concerns,
             | testing enforcement, escalation, approvals, backups,
             | minimum security standards, vulnerability remediation and
             | so much more. All of this is aimed at being able to keep
             | compliant at scale. It's a large burden, but it's one you
             | take when you hold people's money.
        
           | WeylandYutani wrote:
           | Nobody wants to be their own bank. That's the mistake crypto
           | makes. Banks were invented because it offloads the risk and
           | hassle of handling money.
        
             | anecdotal1 wrote:
             | The still living members of the Silent Generation would
             | disagree. They still don't trust banks and the banks have
             | once again proven themselves to be untrustworthy.
        
               | oblio wrote:
               | I come from a country which is under-banked.
               | 
               | It used to be non-banked, because in 1990 in Romania
               | there were no commercial banks.
               | 
               | Trust me, being non-banked/under-banked is not better.
               | 
               | What you want is decent banks, not no banks at all.
               | 
               | The alternatives are all awful from a combination of
               | peace of mind, convenience, etc.
        
               | Eisenstein wrote:
               | > The still living members of the Silent Generation would
               | disagree.
               | 
               | Never heard of them. They are incredibly effective at
               | living up to their name.
               | 
               | > They still don't trust banks
               | 
               | Neither do I. I also don't trust my cell phone provider
               | or the grocery store or the company that makes the web
               | browser I use.
               | 
               | > the banks have once again proven themselves to be
               | untrustworthy.
               | 
               | That's because they are. That's why we have a system of
               | laws and regulations in place which kinda work at keeping
               | them from screwing over most people, most of the time.
               | But not always and not everyone. It is a work in
               | progress.
        
       | startupsfail wrote:
       | Cryptocurrency is over complicated, very wasteful funny paper,
       | not real money.
       | 
       | It had been there for more than a decade, yet all it had
       | generated was fraud, Co2 emissions, wasted and burned GPUs and
       | useless mining of crypto hashes.
       | 
       | Not a single penny of real wealth created out of that. Just waste
       | and fraud.
        
         | clownpepe wrote:
         | Right....
        
           | verytrivial wrote:
           | Hey, and just like legacy/fiat currencies, it has made a tiny
           | subset of often nefarious actors inexcusably rich while doing
           | nothing for society, but for Good Reasons, right? Such an
           | improvement!
        
         | Tepix wrote:
         | I'm pretty sure that some Venezuelans and Chinese people have
         | used it successfully to smuggle wealth outside their countries.
        
       | stametseater wrote:
       | Probably incompetence. Or maybe, done this way to create doubt
       | if/when they decided to take the money and run. _" Who did it?
       | Who had access to the keys?"_ _" Uh, everybody.."_
        
       | mabbo wrote:
       | Imagine if you were an employee at this company with access to
       | these keys. They're so disorganized, you could have stolen tens
       | or millions of dollars in crypto and even right now after
       | auditors have gone through everything, still no one would know
       | you had done it. That anyone had done it.
       | 
       | How ethical are you really? Could you actually resist that
       | temptation? Do you think all your co-workers could too?
       | 
       | What a fiasco.
        
         | burnished wrote:
         | Yeah? Being well compensated makes it much, much easier to
         | resist temptation.
         | 
         | Plus the nagging suspicion that you'd fuck up or never be able
         | to use it in a meaningful fashion.
         | 
         | I'm not saying I'd be surprised if some one took advantage, but
         | I don't think it would be most folks natural inclination.
        
       | JustSomeNobody wrote:
       | Would this fall under "fake it till you make it" or "move fast
       | and break things"?
        
         | dbmikus wrote:
         | I think the general rule is "move fast and break things" unless
         | you are handling money or healthcare. That said, some financial
         | and health-tech firms do seem to fly by the seat of their
         | pants.
        
       | romseb wrote:
       | That sounds like a perfect clone of Mt.Gox. They did the same 12
       | years ago.
        
       | whalesalad wrote:
       | this is how 95% of startups operate
        
       | kickaha wrote:
       | I'm starting to think that what's keeping me off the cover of
       | Forbes is my weak-ass sociopathy and my tiny tiny crumbs of
       | competence.
        
       | commandersaki wrote:
       | What's wrong with Secrets Manager? I'm sure FTX didn't - but you
       | could setup RBAC using IAM.
        
       | wnevets wrote:
       | Maybe it's time we stop conflating net worth with intelligence
       | and competency.
        
         | [deleted]
        
       | jrockway wrote:
       | This sounds like your standard startup-y security stack. Bonus
       | points for trying to use your cloud provider's hardware key
       | storage and keeping secrets in 1password. It ain't great but you
       | could do worse.
       | 
       | (I've worked at startups and we did better. No access to the
       | cloud provider without a time-based escalation. Secrets in
       | secrets managers. Passwords rotated regularly. Mandatory 2FA.
       | Signed commits. But it would probably still look god-awful if we
       | were a finance company!)
        
         | amanj41 wrote:
         | What's particularly astounding about the case of FTX is that it
         | was rolling in cash (unlike many startups), and yet never cared
         | enough to throw money at hiring tons of security-minded staff
         | and engineers
        
           | dieselgate wrote:
           | Yeah have often thought the same but presumably they wouldn't
           | have been able to keep pulling all these shenanigans/fraud if
           | they had proper security staff.
        
             | japhyr wrote:
             | If you read through some of the other parts of the thread,
             | there are stories where they fired competent people as soon
             | as they called attention to these kinds of issues.
        
           | jrockway wrote:
           | Very good point. Spending the money on security engineers at
           | a crypto company sounds like a no-brainer to me. They have a
           | lot of good ideas and the work is essential.
           | 
           | (Demanding that crypto keys be stored in Google Drive is the
           | kind of suggestion you'd make if you were planning on
           | stealing all the money, I guess.)
        
       | CodeWriter23 wrote:
       | Do we even have a specific term for the opposite of "Defense in
       | Depth"?
        
         | whalesalad wrote:
         | "fake it till you make it"
        
         | rossdavidh wrote:
         | "Vulnerability in Depth"?
        
           | AlexandrB wrote:
           | I'd suggest "Vulnerability in Breadth", since increasing your
           | attack surface and number of points of failure is a good way
           | to ensure _something_ goes wrong.
        
       | willio58 wrote:
       | While this is flatout insane, it does not speak toward crypto's
       | security directly. If you personally decide that you want a
       | company to hold your crypto that's your decision and a poor one
       | at that. You have the ability to create your own wallet and hold
       | your funds in it securely. Some exchanges like Coinbase even have
       | wallet apps so the transition is super easy to make.
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | krunck wrote:
         | And then there are the M of N keys schemes where one can have
         | multiple parties holding the keys. Example: Three keys, any two
         | can sign transactions. You have one somewhere safe(in a safe)
         | and one on your hardware wallet. And the bank has one for your
         | account. The bank can't do anything without you also signing
         | the transaction. You can always sign transactions on your own
         | with both your keys.
        
         | themagician wrote:
         | Wallet "apps" are not secure. It's an illusion of security.
         | Unless the source is open AND verifiable there is no reason to
         | trust it more than trusting FTX.
         | 
         | I 100% guarantee that there will be a major hack, from a major
         | app, at some point in the future where it turns out that all
         | seed generation was not in fact random. Honestly, it's probably
         | already happened multiple times and they just haven't gotten
         | caught. Those stories where people claim that all their crypto
         | got stolen even though they never shared their seed--you know
         | the stories that everyone always dismisses as, "You must have
         | let someone else see it." Well, some of those are probably
         | true.
         | 
         | When you generate a private key through an app you are 100%
         | trusting that the person who published that version of that app
         | did not do something trivially easy like decide to generate all
         | seeds from a known incremented input. You'd never know. And if
         | that person caught caught internally the company is far more
         | likely to cover it up, because otherwise they will collapse
         | overnight.
        
           | pcthrowaway wrote:
           | I've never heard of a crypto wallet that was _not_ open
           | source. The coinbase one certainly is.
           | 
           | That doesn't mean there won't be hacks and backdoors though.
           | 
           | You also need to build them from the codebase yourself if you
           | want to be completely sure that you're running the code
           | that's visible (though maybe there's a better way to verify
           | this with Android/iOS apps?)
        
             | themagician wrote:
             | How do I know the code running on my iPhone is the same as
             | what is on Github? I don't.
             | 
             | There is every incentive for someone to cheat here. There
             | is very little risk, and the potential reward is basically
             | infinite. I can slip a few lines of code in that grant me
             | access to every wallet generated. Worst case I get caught
             | and fired. Best case no one _ever_ knows.
             | 
             | Assuming your employer isn't in on it and you get caught,
             | what are they going to do? Seriously, think about it. If
             | they acknowledge this in anyway the company is OVER. The
             | best course of action is fire you, push a new release and
             | just pray that you don't drain the wallets of the victims
             | in a way that raises too much suspicion.
             | 
             | You either generate seeds from source you audited or
             | _maybe_ trust a hardware wallet that has been sufficiently
             | audited. App-based wallets get new releases on a daily
             | basis. The security is a joke.
        
           | nullc wrote:
           | > from a major app, at some point in the future where it
           | turns out that all seed generation was not in fact random.
           | Honestly, it's probably already happened multiple times and
           | they just haven't gotten caught
           | 
           | Bitpay's "copay" wallet used only 64-bits of randomness for
           | the nonces in their signatures, making it trivial to recover
           | the user's private keys.
           | 
           | That wallet was "open source" -- but it doesn't much matter
           | if its open source if no one competent is reading or
           | reviewing the code.
           | 
           | They never announced the vulnerability-- they fixed it and
           | the person who introduced it quietly parted ways with the
           | company (he surfaced again later as part of conman Wright's
           | team, ... I'm not sure if that increases my estimate the the
           | vulnerability was intentional or if it was just
           | incompetence).
        
           | cypress66 wrote:
           | It has always been recommended to use hardware wallets, and
           | software wallets are considered highly insecure.
           | 
           | You can get a trezor which is open source.
        
       | leetrout wrote:
       | > The Forbes survey also revealed that FTX did not have a SOC
       | audit and was hoping to get these certificates in Q4 2022 or Q1
       | 2023 from Prescient Assurance LLC, but given the firm's collapse
       | in November, it is unlikely they got them or will do so.
       | 
       | https://www.forbes.com/sites/javierpaz/2022/12/02/crypto-exc...
        
         | tough wrote:
         | Prescient Audits never gone well
        
       | caycep wrote:
       | there are crypto companies and then there are "crypto"
       | companies....
        
       | Quarrelsome wrote:
       | As the tweet points out the bad practice and doesn't comment on
       | the good practice how _should_ one store their keys? Specifically
       | the tweet states that using a secret manager or password vault is
       | a problem, so what is the solution?
        
         | datadata wrote:
         | A normal pattern is to tier storage into a hot wallet and a
         | cold wallet. Hot wallet is used for daily operations and can
         | have lower security, but has a very low percentage of value, so
         | that if hacked the exchange and eat the loss. The cold wallet
         | can have very very high security measures such as multisig,
         | physical security, geographic distribution, etc, and only needs
         | to be periodically accessed.
         | 
         | Analogy in a old bank with cash or gold is hot wallet = cash
         | that tellers have on hand, cold wallet = vault in the back that
         | has everything else.
        
           | pcthrowaway wrote:
           | Yep. You can also put cold funds behind a multisig, which to
           | use the vault in the back of the bank example, would require
           | two managers to turn a key at the same time to open the
           | vault.
        
         | HL33tibCe7 wrote:
         | Hardware security modules.
        
         | mithr wrote:
         | I think that if you, an individual who owns some crypto, wants
         | to store your key in a password vault, that's probably fine, as
         | long as you accept the risks (you've done your due diligence
         | and trust your password manager is secure enough for your
         | expected risk factor, etc).
         | 
         | But if you're an exchange handling billions of dollars of
         | customer assets, the requirements should probably be higher.
         | The text implies that many employees at the company had access
         | to the password vault, for example. Also, shared password
         | vaults that I've seen tend to have functionality like the
         | ability to share a password externally (something you probably
         | don't want!), relatively low logging abilities (while it would
         | probably be a good idea to track each and every time a crypto
         | key was accessed and who acccesed it), etc.
         | 
         | At least that's my guess at what they meant -- perhaps someone
         | had deeper knowledge and can share that.
        
       | RegularOpossum wrote:
       | Also, they advertised on fortune cookies at my local Chinese
       | takeout place, which I think told me all I needed to know.
        
         | whalesalad wrote:
         | I asked a girl to prom in HS with a fortune cookie. It didn't
         | work, but it was a fun experiment.
        
       | datadata wrote:
       | It is fantastic that a company operating with such horrific
       | practices is dead. While we are at it, when can we fix similar
       | issues below with mainstream financial systems that millions of
       | people are still using?
       | 
       | - Social security numbers are used as a secret for
       | identification, despite being in plaintext and having so low
       | entropy as to be guessable, and originally issued on a card
       | literally saying "Not for Identification".
       | 
       | - Every bank check lists the bank account number, which serves as
       | the only information needed for a party to issue a request to
       | withdraw money from that account.
       | 
       | - Credit card numbers are similarly a private number used as a
       | public number, and printed on plaintext on the card.
       | 
       | Is there any effort working on bringing asymmetric encryption to
       | these systems or to replace them that has a reasonable chance of
       | working?
        
         | misterprime wrote:
         | Me, many years ago setting up electronic payment. -OK, it's
         | asking me for my bank account and routing number. These must be
         | pretty secret. -Oh wow, they're both printed on my checks.
         | Uh...this system works?
        
         | themagician wrote:
         | Traditional banking is sufficiently slow enough that things can
         | be reversed before permanently settled. The "slow" speed of
         | moving money is a feature. It's designed for humans who make
         | mistakes all the time.
        
           | datadata wrote:
           | I agree that it is a feature, but that feature didn't come
           | with any downsides initially when the speed of everything
           | else was also slow. The downsides are now substantial as the
           | customer expects higher speeds. The downsides of not having
           | the option to have final settlement quickly also seems to be
           | a source of many other problems.
           | 
           | We also don't even need to change this aspect of traditional
           | banking in order to add strong asymmetric encryption in front
           | of the system. That would nip most fraud in the bud, and if
           | nothing else save a lot of effort that goes into fraud
           | schemes, prevention, and reversal.
        
             | themagician wrote:
             | Honestly, I don't really see this. Small personal
             | transactions happen via Cash, Venmo, PayPal, Zelle, etc.
             | without much issue or friction. As far as the general
             | consumer is concerned it is instant.
             | 
             | Large business transactions generally (not always,
             | obviously) do not have the sense of urgency that would
             | require fast settlement. There's some market maker stuff
             | that benefits from fast settlement, but that's not exactly
             | a reason to push whole new system out to everyone.
             | 
             | The biggest "benefits" of crypto are not benefits to the
             | average consumer going about their daily life. Instead of
             | dealing with fraud you'd have to deal with customer service
             | issues for actual customers who forgot/lost their keys.
             | And, honestly, you'd probably have to deal with more fraud.
             | Your phone gets hacked, your keys get stolen, and then
             | what... all your money is irreversibly gone?
        
               | datadata wrote:
               | You are imagining a false dichotomy where things like
               | fast and final settlement, or self custody are forced
               | onto every user, and pointing out the obvious problems
               | with that scenario. They are not good defaults, but they
               | are great to have as options to protect customers against
               | a fraudulent or over leveraged system. It is a bit like
               | any protected right-- you don't have to directly make use
               | of it for it to be valuable, the real value is in the
               | optionality you have to be able to use it, and the risk
               | that optionality poses to those who would exploit the
               | absence of the right.
        
               | themagician wrote:
               | Not really. Fast (immutable) settlement is terrible for
               | humans. Self custody is more or less incompatible with
               | our modern world. And despite that, there are ways to do
               | both without crypto--hand someone stacks of cash and keep
               | gold in a safe under the floorboard. Both of these
               | options exist.
        
               | datadata wrote:
               | You are repeating the same false dichotomy by stating
               | again that final settlement and self custody are bad
               | defaults for the entire world. That isn't want I'm
               | saying, I am saying a choice is better than no choice at
               | all. I'm also not saying anything about crypto. Gold and
               | cash are also useful instruments that should be financial
               | instruments for everyone also.
        
             | sublinear wrote:
             | > The downsides are now substantial as the customer expects
             | higher speeds.
             | 
             | Why would they expect this? It seems like the slowness is
             | the only thing keeping the game from growing legs and
             | walking away from the humans playing it.
        
               | datadata wrote:
               | Ask anyone waiting for an emergency withdrawal to settle
               | from a failing institution like FTX or SVB.
        
               | UncleEntity wrote:
               | According to both of them that's what sank them and not
               | the blatant shenanigans going on.
               | 
               | If there were more of a delay, like the maturity rate of
               | whatever bonds, SVB would be fully functional today.
               | 
               | FTX, as long as nobody looked too hard they probably
               | could have lost the few billion they had left while
               | keeping everyone happy.
               | 
               | Bank runs... always blame the customers.
        
               | medvezhenok wrote:
               | On the flip side, think about all the old people that
               | initiate transfers to various scammers and get stopped by
               | the bank.
               | 
               | Making things faster will be good for some people, bad
               | for others. Not clear if better on the whole.
               | 
               | It's also probably better to keep it slow to prevent
               | impulse decisions (let me put all of my money into
               | dogecoin, it's mooning now)
        
         | ChrisMarshallNY wrote:
         | _> Credit card numbers are similarly a private number used as a
         | public number, and printed on plaintext on the card._
         | 
         | I have an Apple Card. The only text on the card is my name. I
         | think a lot of bank cards are starting to do similar stuff.
         | 
         | It isn't foolproof, though. Someone somehow was able to charge
         | against the card, a couple of months ago.
        
           | giobox wrote:
           | The lack of identifying numbers causes no end of confusion
           | when I travel with it too, especially in European countries
           | that Apple haven't launched the card in yet.
           | 
           | It got so annoying on a recent trip, I just reverted to using
           | another conventional credit card. The Apple Card is generally
           | fine any time I use tap to pay from the phone, but the
           | physical card simply isn't as reliable as some other cards I
           | have that generally "always work" abroad. I've even had
           | restaurant staff treat me very suspiciously over the blank
           | card.
           | 
           | Its also an odd card in that the physical card itself has no
           | tap-to-pay functions at all; of course Apple want you to use
           | the iPhone it can't operate without to do this part instead.
           | Again though, if I do have to hand over the card, in Europe
           | people will of course try and tap it instead of a swipe and
           | once again confusion reigns.
           | 
           | Oh and if a server drops the card, it makes the most
           | irritatingly loud clang being a small metal object - I would
           | happily go back to plastic for the card!
        
         | HL33tibCe7 wrote:
         | I mean you're right in that, thinking about this on an abstract
         | level, your suggestions seem like no-brainers.
         | 
         | But the current system works _well enough_ in the vast majority
         | of cases. And the fixes to the problems you list would add
         | considerable complexity. I don't think it's actually that clear
         | that fixing these problems would have a net positive effect on
         | the world.
        
           | datadata wrote:
           | The size of the market just for identify theft protection is
           | 10 billion USD [0]. There is 30 billion USD in credit card
           | fraud a year [1]. I don't think that is working well enough,
           | that is a multiple-FTX sized loss of money every single year
           | going into a problem that is fueled mostly by really bad
           | underlying security systems.
           | 
           | 0: https://www.globenewswire.com/en/news-
           | release/2022/03/23/240.... 1:
           | https://www.bankrate.com/finance/credit-cards/credit-card-
           | fr...
        
         | lxgr wrote:
         | > Every bank check lists the bank account number, which serves
         | as the only information needed for a party to issue a request
         | to withdraw money from that account.
         | 
         | The same principle (i.e. knowing an account number means being
         | able to debit it) works surprisingly well in many European
         | countries for direct debits, and the account number is
         | considered even less of a secret than it is in the US. For
         | example, many freelances routinely print it on their invoices
         | sent out to clients, have it as part of their e-mail signature,
         | or even prominently feature it on their website.
         | 
         | What makes it work is that, under the SEPA Direct Debit
         | framework, the risk of fraud and insufficient funds is 100% on
         | the party initiating the direct debit. An accountholder can
         | literally click a button on their bank's app or website and
         | they get the funds back immediately, no questions asked, within
         | 8 weeks of the original debit date.
         | 
         | This, in turn, means that it is in the initiating party's self-
         | interest to only accept this form of payment in high-trust
         | situations, and not just like a low-fee replacement for credit
         | and debit cards that shifts some amount of fraud risk to the
         | accountholder or their bank.
        
           | marcosdumay wrote:
           | > What makes it work is that, under the SEPA Direct Debit
           | framework, the risk of fraud and insufficient funds is 100%
           | on the party initiating the direct debit.
           | 
           | It also helps that the accountholder has to allow each party
           | that will debit money from their account. By default, those
           | requests are denied.
           | 
           | AFAIK, the US works the other way around.
        
             | lxgr wrote:
             | > By default, those requests are denied.
             | 
             | That's not the case in Germany, at least.
        
               | RandomLensman wrote:
               | Banks don't need a SEPA mandate to allow a direct debit?
        
               | germanier wrote:
               | The SEPA mandate is between the parties in the
               | transaction. While banks require their existence, it is
               | usually not shared with the banks involved.
        
               | RandomLensman wrote:
               | So only a creditor ID is needed if someone has a set of
               | IBANs and then things will be processed?
        
               | germanier wrote:
               | A creditor ID and a direct debit agreement with some
               | bank, yes. After you have those, (usually) the banks
               | won't verify individual transactions.
        
               | oblio wrote:
               | Do you mean that if I know a German bank account number I
               | can just withdraw money for me?
               | 
               | Be right back, asking some German friends for their bank
               | account numbers.
               | 
               | Jokes aside, you're probably wrong. There's NO way I can
               | just pull money from their bank account just by knowing
               | their bank account number.
        
               | lozenge wrote:
               | As a person you can only send them money. As a business
               | you can initiate a direct debit which withdraws money.
               | However you are attesting that they signed a direct debit
               | agreement with you and provided their account number and
               | agreed on the amount to pay.
               | 
               | This is the same as a credit card - you can charge any
               | card with just the number and a couple of basic details,
               | however if there's a complaint "I found these CC details
               | on a random website" isn't accepted, you need to show the
               | card holder agreed to the charge. If you don't provide
               | the evidence the transaction is reversed.
        
               | lxgr wrote:
               | > Jokes aside, you're probably wrong.
               | 
               | What GP says is accurate.
               | 
               | > Do you mean that if I know a German bank account number
               | I can just withdraw money for me?
               | 
               |  _You_ most likely can 't, because if you have to ask
               | this you don't have an agreement with a SEPA Direct Debit
               | originating bank that lets you :)
               | 
               | And even if you decide to open one now: Given the risks
               | involved for the originating bank, they will heavily
               | scrutinize your business case and demand considerable
               | collateral and/or payout time limits.
        
               | summarity wrote:
               | Yes, yes you can. Name + IBAN is all you need to enter
               | even large recurring payments.
        
               | lxgr wrote:
               | Most importantly, you need a bank that will let you
               | submit any DD requests.
        
               | germanier wrote:
               | Yes, if you set up a direct debit agreement with a bank
               | you can do that. If you'd actually try what you suggest
               | it will be revoked quickly and charges filed as your
               | identity is known.
        
             | organsnyder wrote:
             | > AFAIK, the US works the other way around.
             | 
             | "Positive pay" is available for checking accounts in the
             | US, though I've never heard of it used outside of business
             | accounts, and only then by request (and probably extra
             | fees).
        
             | Denvercoder9 wrote:
             | > By default, those requests are denied.
             | 
             | This depends on your bank, mine allows them by default.
        
               | oblio wrote:
               | Which European bank is it?
        
           | Denvercoder9 wrote:
           | > What makes it work is that, under the SEPA Direct Debit
           | framework, the risk of fraud and insufficient funds is 100%
           | on the party initiating the direct debit.
           | 
           | Additionally, you need to have a direct debit agreement with
           | your bank to be able to initiate a direct debit. You need to
           | show at least some legitimate banking history (and a
           | government-issued ID) to get one, and they come with limits
           | on how many and how much you can debit per period, and your
           | bank will terminate the agreement if your reversal rate is
           | higher than normal.
        
           | janosdebugs wrote:
           | This does have a minor drawback on the service provider side
           | as allowing people to sign up for a service with direct debit
           | is hard to get right, so many services prefer to offer credit
           | card payment even if it is more expensive. There is no way
           | for you to verify that a person signing up is actually the
           | account holder save for doing the "we debited 1c on your
           | account" thing, which takes a few days.
        
             | lxgr wrote:
             | Yes, and that's arguably by design. If you need
             | confirmation of funds, cardholder/accountholder
             | authentication, and a dispute mechanism that doesn't side
             | with the customer in 100% of scenarios, SEPA Direct Debit
             | is probably not the payment method you want.
             | 
             | > the "we debited 1c on your account" thing
             | 
             | This doesn't actually work with SEPA Direct Debits, since
             | there is no such thing as "disputing a reversal" or
             | "compelling evidence": If the accountholder says "funds
             | back, please", the involved banks have to oblige.
             | 
             | In fact, direct debits are so reversible/non-final that
             | it's SOP for bankruptcy managers to claw back all of the
             | last 8 weeks' worth of direct debits drawn on a bankrupt
             | person's or entity's account, which can be quite surprising
             | for debtors.
             | 
             | In other words, it's possibly a better mental model to
             | think of direct debits as a request for a wire in 8 weeks
             | that gets earmarked for approval by default if enough funds
             | are present, but that accountholders can cancel at any
             | point in time, as far as finality (but not liquidity) is
             | concerned.
        
         | sithadmin wrote:
         | For credit cards, mobile wallet transactions are tokenized, and
         | EMV chip transactions function similarly.
        
         | stronglikedan wrote:
         | - Banks not doing their due diligence to make sure they are
         | lending to the correct person, and then being allowed to blame
         | the victim for it.
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | gumby wrote:
         | > Every bank check lists the bank account number, which serves
         | as the only information needed for a party to issue a request
         | to withdraw money from that account.
         | 
         | A check is simply a contract -- a promissory note. Like any
         | contract you wouldn't sign it with someone you didn't trust,
         | right?
         | 
         | (Obviously that statement, while true, is risable these days.
         | But I remember a Bogart film in which he was setting a debt at
         | a casino so asked the owner for a check -- he filled in not
         | only the amount but his name, address and bank).
         | 
         | All the info on your check is just printed there as a
         | convenience to you, or at least used to be. Until ~20 years ago
         | physical checks were still sent back to your bank where they
         | would check the signature, which could take a while! I think
         | since the 72 hour rule went into place (and sending checks
         | physically no longer allowed) the format was set by regulation
        
           | singleshot_ wrote:
           | If you trusted the person from whom you accepted a check, why
           | didn't you simply accept a promise to be paid later?
           | 
           | Put elsewise, the salient feature of a check is that your
           | trust in that bank backstops your lack of trust in the bearer
           | of the checking account.
           | 
           | (Right? Or did I misunderstand your trust model perhaps?)
        
         | thephyber wrote:
         | Each one of these systems has a better replacement, but not all
         | of the industry has moved to it.
         | 
         | The largest related issue I believe is that the use of
         | "knowledge databases" by credit bureaus (and all of the
         | companies and governments that trust credit bureaus).
         | 
         | Each of these has been solved, but until the last system using
         | the inferior authentication is upgraded, they all remain weak
         | points. I have argued that the US (or each state) should create
         | a digital certificate system similar to Estonia's "digital
         | residency card" or S Korea's online transaction signing
         | (although hopefully not implemented as an ActiveX control for
         | Internet Explorer 5).
        
           | lxgr wrote:
           | > Estonia's "digital residency card"
           | 
           | The EU is actually federating systems like that under an
           | umbrella of regulations and technical services called eIDAS
           | [1]. I haven't been able to use it in too many places yet,
           | but if it takes off (which is a pretty load-bearing "if", to
           | be clear), I think it could be an important step towards
           | making these systems usable internationally.
           | 
           | Especially the US, which seems to prefer to handle ID card
           | issuance at the state or even municipal level, could benefit
           | from a federated approach like that - assuming that people
           | would be willing to trust their local/state government to
           | that extent, in any case.
           | 
           | [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EIDAS
        
         | briffle wrote:
         | You think that is bad, every doctors office I have ever dealt
         | with over the phone has just asked for my name, and birthdate.
         | Think of all the friends on social media I can impersonate!
        
         | grishka wrote:
         | This is mostly unique to the US. Where I'm from, we don't use
         | our SSNs _as passwords_ , bank checks and direct debit are
         | simply not a thing, and credit cards have two-factor
         | authentication for online purchases.
        
           | Semaphor wrote:
           | 2FA for online purchases is, at least in Germany, is not
           | always a thing. I don't know how it's decided, but I'd say
           | only about 50% -70% of online purchases trigger the 2fa of my
           | bank.
        
             | RandomLensman wrote:
             | My understanding is that it is related to the fraud
             | prevention capabilities (incidence?) of the other party and
             | the amount.
        
       | cs702 wrote:
       | Wait, _what_? Private keys were stored in unprotected plaintext
       | files regularly opened by multiple people at the company? WTF?
       | 
       | That crosses the line and goes deep into "willful negligence"
       | territory, in my view.
       | 
       | The physical equivalent would be stacking customer assets like
       | dollar bills and gold bars in big piles inside a heavily
       | trafficked room that has no lock.
       | 
       | The term "irresponsible" doesn't quite do justice to it.
       | 
       | Unbelievable.
        
         | albatross13 wrote:
         | The fact that you're surprised by this is the most alarming
         | thing in all of this.
        
         | paulcole wrote:
         | > That crosses the line and goes deep into "willful negligence"
         | territory
         | 
         | This is FTX we're talking about. That line is far far far in
         | the rear-view mirror.
        
         | panarky wrote:
         | > Wait, what? ... WTF? ... Unbelievable.
         | 
         | You sound shocked! shocked! to find gross incompetence going on
         | in a place where the accounting system is an Excel spreadsheet
         | manually maintained by the CEO himself, with entries like
         | "Hidden, poorly internally labled fiat@ account" (sic)
         | purportedly worth $8 billion.
         | 
         | Private keys in plaintext in the shared Google Drive that the
         | entire company has access to? That is the least surprising news
         | I've heard today.
        
         | berkle4455 wrote:
         | Yet FTX wasn't hacked. Their own irresponsible bets lost it all
         | instead.
        
           | danielvf wrote:
           | I mean FTX had over 300 million dollars moved out of company
           | funds, without company authorization, by parties unknown, and
           | with insufficient monitoring to even know it happened until
           | third parties let them know. So kind of depends on your
           | definition of hacked, I guess.
        
             | tough wrote:
             | Sounds like really nice plausible deniability for whomever
             | came up with such a blatant wrong way of storing
             | secrets/value
        
               | notfed wrote:
               | Nov. 11 -- Friday: SBF resigns, FTX goes bankrupt
               | 
               | Nov. 12 -- Saturday: FTX hacked for most of its remaining
               | crypto
               | 
               | Y'all be the judge.
        
               | HDThoreaun wrote:
               | They may have already been hacked and the hackers were
               | laying low. Seems more likely that insiders stole it
               | though yea.
        
               | tough wrote:
               | Let's hope he doesn't buy the judge with the stolen
               | funds...
        
           | panarky wrote:
           | Why not both? https://www.bbc.com/news/business-64313624
        
           | AlexandrB wrote:
           | One way to look at FTX is as a horse race between multiple
           | catastrophic failure modes. In this case the financial
           | malfeasance "won". Maybe in another universe where interest
           | rates stayed low for another year we'd see FTX go down to a
           | hack instead.
        
           | matthewdgreen wrote:
           | My understanding from that document is that the bankruptcy
           | managers are just beginning to piece together an accounting
           | of what happened to the money at FTX, and even that
           | accounting is incomplete because personal laptops belonging
           | to executives are being held back by Bahamian authorities. So
           | "FTX wasn't hacked" is just a hypothesis at this point.
           | Hacking probably wasn't the major contributing factor to the
           | exchange's financial problems would probably be a more
           | accurate statement.
        
         | AnimalMuppet wrote:
         | "Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from
         | malice."
         | 
         | I don't recall who said it, but it seems to fit.
        
           | unaesthetic wrote:
           | Hanlon's razor is an adage or rule of thumb that states,
           | "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained
           | by stupidity."
        
             | AnimalMuppet wrote:
             | Right. My comment is a reverse of that, expressed in a
             | similar form to Clarke's Law that "Sufficiently advanced
             | technology is indistinguishable from magic."
             | 
             | But I stole it. I didn't make it up.
        
           | burnished wrote:
           | Yeah, this is sort of the teleological view. I think Hanlon's
           | razor is a great first guess when trying to figure out
           | people's motivations, but this inverse is probably more
           | appropriate when thinking about what your defenses/reactions
           | should be.
        
         | causality0 wrote:
         | Personally I believe there's a strong correlation between how
         | crazy you act on social media and how competent your internal
         | security is.
        
           | michaelsshaw wrote:
           | True competent professionals tend to keep quiet
        
           | WeylandYutani wrote:
           | There's a reason why all bankers from Nigeria to Japan wear
           | boring gray suits in commercials.
           | 
           | Never understood what people saw in SBF.
        
           | codyb wrote:
           | That does not bode well for Twitter....
        
           | clueless wrote:
           | man, then look out for elon's companies
        
             | [deleted]
        
         | arcticbull wrote:
         | > That crosses the line and goes deep into "willful negligence"
         | territory, in my view.
         | 
         | Er, that's the thing that pushed you over the line? Not all the
         | fraud and crime?
        
           | mnky9800n wrote:
           | i was okay with the fraud and the crime. it was the
           | hierarchical polyamory that pushed me over the line.
        
             | h2odragon wrote:
             | > the hierarchical polyamory that pushed me over the line.
             | 
             | Really. At that point one should have the decency to
             | declare your outfit a religion, and stop paying taxes.
        
               | mnky9800n wrote:
               | you are obviously too clever to have been employed at
               | FTX.
        
             | EGreg wrote:
             | That was just ironic I am sure
             | 
             | Just like the "very easy math" that they all touted that
             | was all that was needed to manage the entire thing
        
               | mrguyorama wrote:
               | The math gets REALLY easy when you do none of it.
        
             | Waterluvian wrote:
             | Hierarchical polyamory? I thought they meant spreadsheets,
             | not spreading the sheets.
        
           | dang wrote:
           | " _Please respond to the strongest plausible interpretation
           | of what someone says, not a weaker one that 's easier to
           | criticize. Assume good faith._"
           | 
           | https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html
        
             | arcticbull wrote:
             | Ah sorry, I just meant that light-heartedly. I wasn't
             | assuming ill intent of the parent at all - just FTX. I'll
             | be more careful. Tone doesn't always carry well over the
             | internet.
        
               | dang wrote:
               | Ah thanks. I obviously misread you, but alas that
               | probably means many others would as well - particularly
               | when the comment doesn't contain enough information to
               | convey intent.
        
           | A4ET8a8uTh0 wrote:
           | Both are bad. Crime is bad, but this is an argument for
           | making software engineering more like a medical doctor's
           | guild. Some things simply should not be done. There is an
           | expectation of competence for some things like finance and
           | medicine.
        
             | ted_bunny wrote:
             | Their finance scheme was like benefits fraud. Plaintext
             | keys is malpractice. Is that close to what you mean?
        
               | A4ET8a8uTh0 wrote:
               | Basically yeah. Medical doctors will not do some thing
               | for fear of losing their license to practice. One could
               | argue storing data like this in plain text is
               | malpractice.
        
             | compiler-guy wrote:
             | Storing your keys in plain text is hardly software
             | engineering. Plenty of people who don't know the first
             | thing about coding do it all the time.
             | 
             | This is a failure of security and risk management. Making a
             | guild or licensing requirements for software engineers may
             | or may not be a good idea, but it wouldn't have addressed
             | this problem.
             | 
             | But even if it would have in the abstract, FTX played fast
             | and loose with so many other rules, I wouldn't expect them
             | to abide by those either.
        
               | A4ET8a8uTh0 wrote:
               | Hmm. That is a valid argument for me. You are right. In
               | practical terms, the main issue lies with risk assessment
               | ( and leadership basically running a scam ), but should a
               | person implementing their ideas know better?
               | 
               | I know what the real answer is, but I am curious of the
               | response.
        
         | AlexandrB wrote:
         | I wonder if this reaction is so strong because the readership
         | here are generally more knowledgeable on software and software
         | security than banking. If there was a Hacker News for banking
         | experts, they probably had this reaction to the "accounting"
         | spreadsheet SBF released previously.
        
         | logicalmonster wrote:
         | > That crosses the line and goes deep into "willful negligence"
         | territory, in my view.
         | 
         | A lot of people are making the assumption that gross
         | incompetence reigned supreme with FTX, and that does seem like
         | the likeliest explanation, but another potential explanation is
         | deeply devious criminal activity.
         | 
         | They could have preplanned this behavior. If they were ever
         | caught doing anything really bad, they had "plausible
         | deniability" by being so loosy-goosy with security and best
         | practices. Everybody from a rogue employee to hackers could be
         | blamed by them if the shit ever hit the fan and they could have
         | some kind of defense that they were so disorganized that they
         | didn't really know what happened.
         | 
         | You might be able to distinguish this by looking at how SBF's
         | own personal crypto funds were managed. If he knew enough to
         | manage his own crypto in a saner way, then you could probably
         | make a case that dysfunction in FTX was by design because he
         | knew better and didn't do it.
        
           | SoftTalker wrote:
           | It is not plausible that he didn't know better. No jury would
           | believe that claim.
        
           | gleenn wrote:
           | While I agree with most of this, keeping a small number of
           | things secure for yourself is far easier than doing it for
           | thousands/millions of accounts in an automated way. That's
           | true of almost everything in software. For instance, just
           | because I know how to use a password manager doesn't mean
           | it's easy to get my whole family using a password manager.
           | They were clearly dysfunctional and there may be some of this
           | at play but Occam's Razor says it was just easier to store
           | less securely.
        
             | roundandround wrote:
             | I think that is what is so hilarious about the situation.
             | The US is forever creating situations where companies want
             | to be first in and fastest scaling at any cost, offering
             | free everything to begin.
             | 
             | If they were a bank they would realize their growth is
             | beyond their competence and bring in boring big bank
             | security experts with some of the huge profits on the even
             | more massive holdings.. But there were no legal profits on
             | holding all these assets because they promised to be
             | something better than a bank, making its money from risking
             | your assets, so that was just done illegally leaving no
             | above the table accounts for legitimate operation costs. (A
             | friend of SBF with an illegal loan will obviously keep your
             | keys safe.)
             | 
             | How could an honest company that takes negligence seriously
             | compete? It is like the opposite of regulations as barrier
             | to entry. How do you sell things for less than the Mafia's
             | laundering operation?
        
             | logicalmonster wrote:
             | > While I agree with most of this, keeping a small number
             | of things secure for yourself is far easier than doing it
             | for thousands/millions of accounts in an automated way.
             | 
             | Of course, but the qualifier I used is "make a case".
             | 
             | Obviously, nobody can ever read SBF's mind, but the
             | government might have enough to prosecute him from this
             | angle if they could prove that he knew better from his
             | behavior with his own holdings, but didn't do things in a
             | certain way for FTX's holdings.
        
             | bongoman37 wrote:
             | [dead]
        
           | shagie wrote:
           | > A lot of people are making the assumption that gross
           | incompetence reigned supreme with FTX, and that does seem
           | like the likeliest explanation, but another potential
           | explanation is deeply devious criminal activity.
           | 
           | Former FTX US President Reportedly Quit After 'Protracted
           | Disagreement' With Bankman-Fried -
           | https://www.coindesk.com/business/2023/04/09/former-ftx-
           | us-p...
           | 
           | > ...
           | 
           | > According to the report, another employee in the exchange's
           | legal department was "summarily terminated after expressing
           | concerns about Alameda's lack of corporate controls, capable
           | leadership and risk management."
           | 
           | > Alameda wasn't even clear on what its own positions were,
           | "let alone hedging or accounting for them," Ray's document
           | reads. A June 2022 portfolio summary, which was supposed to
           | show Alameda's makeup of crypto positions, was reportedly
           | fabricated after employees were allegedly instructed by an
           | unnamed higher-up to "come up with some numbers? Idk."
           | 
           | > At one point, according to the report, Bankman-Fried told
           | employees:
           | 
           | > "Alameda is unauditable. I don't mean this in the sense of
           | 'a major accounting firm would have reservations about
           | auditing it'; I mean this in the sense of 'we are only able
           | to ballpark what its balances are, let alone something like a
           | comprehensive transaction history.' We sometimes find $50m of
           | assets lying around that we lost track of; such is life."
           | 
           | ---
           | 
           | I'm not sure "devious" is the right word choice. Criminal
           | activity - yes. I suspect they knew they were criminals to
           | some degree but were grossly incompetent when it came to
           | managing it.
           | 
           | It feels more like a constant stream of lies to support the
           | ongoing fraud rather than devious.
        
             | bagels wrote:
             | "such is life" = I refuse to take any action to improve
             | this situation
        
             | klibertp wrote:
             | > We sometimes find $50m of assets lying around that we
             | lost track of; such is life.
             | 
             | I _want_ that life. No, seriously, let me find even just
             | $5M laying around, just once.
             | 
             | I mean, what do you need to have between your ears to even
             | remotely consider losing, and then finding, 50 millions of
             | someone else's money as normal? Such is life? Where? Other
             | than in government agencies, of course.
        
               | pcthrowaway wrote:
               | I've found a $100 bill I misplaced before, and to me that
               | represents a higher percentage of my net wealth than $5M
               | would to most billionaires
               | 
               | And that might be equivalent to a penny to a significant
               | chunk of the global population that doesn't have more
               | than $2-4 to their name
        
       | endisneigh wrote:
       | How should the keys be stored? Not excusing them, but this isn't
       | as straightforward to resolve as people think. That being said,
       | not having any access controls is cringe. Really?
        
       | nawgz wrote:
       | Remember when these guys were buying stadium names and sponsoring
       | esports teams and everything?
       | 
       | Pure incompetence was the shining jewel of cryptocurrency.
       | Hilarious.
        
       | kerblang wrote:
       | Stupid & Evil are best friends - if you're looking for one, the
       | other is often nearby. There's going to be a mix of incredibly
       | stupid and incredibly crooked behavior all through this. It's not
       | a surprise that this "genius" is a delusional, pathetic dolt who
       | couldn't operate a frozen banana stand properly, much less a
       | multi-million dollar company. It's also not a surprise that he
       | _truly_ thinks he 's innocent on all charges, because he's that
       | much of an idiot.
       | 
       | Crooks typically believe and disbelieve their own bullshit
       | simultaneously, which is even more nonsensical, but that's just
       | criminal thinking at work. None of this is particularly confusing
       | to criminal prosecutors, just the same ol' same ol'. SBF is going
       | to jail, and if he doesn't switch his plea soon he's _really_
       | going to jail...
        
         | akira2501 wrote:
         | > who couldn't operate a frozen banana stand properly,
         | 
         | A lot of column inches are dedicated to making it seem that
         | way; however, I have a sneaking suspicion that there's _always_
         | money in the banana stand.
        
           | qeternity wrote:
           | Mr Banana Grabber royalties
        
         | kibwen wrote:
         | This is why seeing people attempt to excuse behavior via
         | Hanlon's Razor makes me fume.
         | 
         | For any entity with a sufficient amount of power, stupidity is
         | indistinguishable from malice.
        
         | hef19898 wrote:
         | It is hard to accept, at least for me sometimes, that the
         | answer to the question "Are those people stupid or fraud?" is
         | more often than not is "both". It does explain a lot so.
        
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