[HN Gopher] Hit Man: A Technical Manual for Independent Contractors
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       Hit Man: A Technical Manual for Independent Contractors
        
       Author : thunderbong
       Score  : 86 points
       Date   : 2023-04-10 14:26 UTC (8 hours ago)
        
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       | cstejerean wrote:
       | Despite the title I was expecting a book about independent
       | technical contractors with "hit man" used as an euphemism, but no
       | it's an actual manual for contract killers. It's interesting that
       | the book started out as fiction, but was then changed to a non-
       | fiction format to fit the audience of the publisher, which
       | ultimately led to the book's demise.
        
         | SoftTalker wrote:
         | Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap.
         | 
         | Not shocked to see it was published by Paladin Press, also
         | (in)famous for publishing _The Anarchist Cookbook_
        
         | Atlas22 wrote:
         | I was expecting the same. It does seem like a good euphemism
         | for a contractor that kills it (not literal killer).
        
           | SoftTalker wrote:
           | It is. At a former employer, they brought in a contractor for
           | a very targeted task and informally refered to it as hiring a
           | "hit man."
        
         | sbaiddn wrote:
         | I thought it was for home contractors and figured I should read
         | it to better deal with them.
        
         | michaelt wrote:
         | I was expecting a book about the music industry with a cynical
         | take on formulaic music - maybe a biography of someone like
         | Bill Drummond.
        
           | jstarfish wrote:
           | _Hit Parade_ would be a better title for such a book.
           | 
           | (KLF had a few hits and wasn't a solo act.)
        
           | JohnFen wrote:
           | Try "Hit Men: Power Brokers and Fast Money Inside the Music
           | Business" by Fredric Dannen
        
         | PufPufPuf wrote:
         | There's a site for freelancers called Gun.io, which uses a
         | similar dysphemism.
        
       | EamonnMR wrote:
       | Textiles of course has an obligatory copy:
       | http://web.textfiles.com/destruction/hitman.txt
        
         | joenot443 wrote:
         | > It is not recommended that you take any contract that pays
         | less than $30,000, and that is working mighty cheap. To work
         | for any amount less would be amateurish. There are guys all
         | over town who will kill a man for $50 to $5000. And the people
         | who hire these thugs usually get exactly what they pay for.
         | 
         | Replace "kill a man" with "launch a product" and "thugs" with
         | "devs" and you get some surprisingly familiar advice.
        
           | SilasX wrote:
           | And note, that's $30k in c. 1983, which is ~$90k today
           | according to www.usinflationcalculator.com.
        
       | glomgril wrote:
       | For those interested, there is a podcast about this book and some
       | cases it's been relevant in:
       | https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/hit-man/id1449636432
        
       | JoeAltmaier wrote:
       | Not a very good manual, apparently. The guys who used it were
       | caught speedily.
        
         | clort wrote:
         | The guys _we know about_
        
         | moshun wrote:
         | I'd imagine the authorities have read it more times than any
         | prospective criminal entrepreneur.
        
       | red-iron-pine wrote:
       | This book, kinda like "Steal This Book" was more of a meme that
       | it really was an actual guide.
       | 
       | Any actual truth, which might have been sparse to begin with,
       | would have been rapidly picked and shared with cops; the M-O
       | would have been clear. And that's assuming it was a real guide --
       | it was actually written by a housewife who later killed her
       | husband and went to jail for it.
        
         | pcthrowaway wrote:
         | > it was actually written by a housewife who later killed her
         | husband and went to jail for it.
         | 
         | You're getting this mixed up with the book "How To Murder Your
         | Husband", whose author was convicted of killing her husband
        
       | joshxyz wrote:
       | come on, i thought this is an insightful guide about consulting,
       | with a catchy thread title
       | 
       | mildly disappointed
        
       | amanj41 wrote:
       | Evidently, the reader who was caught did not read the section
       | about fulfilling contracts discreetly.
        
         | gweinberg wrote:
         | Indeed, I believe the publishers actually used this argument in
         | their defense: that although the killer had a copy of the book,
         | he didn't really use it. He got caught because he did several
         | things the book explicitly said not to do.
        
       | HeyLaughingBoy wrote:
       | > author was really a divorced mother-of-two who simply
       | fabricated much of the material
       | 
       | O_O
        
         | ljlolel wrote:
         | jamesgill 44 minutes ago | unvote | next [-]
         | 
         | An interesting 'detail': Nancy Crampton-Brophy (the author) was
         | recently convicted of killing her husband in Portland, Oregon.
         | Seven years before her conviction, she also wrote a book titled
         | 'How to Murder Your Husband'. reply
        
         | philipkglass wrote:
         | These sorts of "forbidden knowledge" books (also including the
         | Anarchist Cookbook, Poor Man's James Bond, etc.) exist in a
         | sweet spot for bullshitters. The readers who can't understand
         | the professional literature on e.g. making explosives and turn
         | to your book are not competent to evaluate what they're
         | reading. The few who attempt to follow the instructions and
         | find them lacking are also unlikely to post verified reviews
         | about how the explosive boobytrap did not kill the target as
         | advertised. An author can mix together correct but partial
         | information, speculation, and imagination as desired. It won't
         | hurt sales if the instructions for homebrewed potassium cyanide
         | don't work.
        
           | pelagicAustral wrote:
           | This reminds me of a story that happen long ago. I was
           | working at a farm, I was with one of my mates and we were
           | tasked with some general farm duties. One day we discovered a
           | shed full of bags of Potassium Nitrate... I then recalled
           | reading this recipe for a smoke bomb on the Anarchist
           | Cookbook. Perfect! we though... all we need is sugar now...
           | 
           | We almost burned the whole place to the ground... for sure we
           | did learn a valuable lesson that afternoon hahaha We did
           | finish the job btw, and got the cost of replacing the lino
           | deducted from our paychecks...
        
             | HeyLaughingBoy wrote:
             | That sounds awfully familiar :-)
             | 
             | Just substitute me for you and your mates and the kitchen
             | for the farm and, well, let's just say my aunt was not
             | happy! At least the flames didn't quite reach the ceiling,
             | so we still had a house to live in.
        
           | jstarfish wrote:
           | > The few who attempt to follow the instructions and find
           | them lacking are also unlikely to post verified reviews about
           | why the explosive boobytrap did not kill the target as
           | advertised.
           | 
           | These days, who knows. We had Silk Road for a while.
           | 
           | Long ago, SWIM attempted some of the napalm recipes. It did
           | create a flammable, gelatinous muck, but also ate holes in
           | and leaked out of the storage containers the guide
           | recommended.
           | 
           | At the time, there was no public forum in which to complain
           | about this oversight, just a lot of "oh shit" heard echoing
           | across the backyard when a test batch was ignited.
        
             | tonyarkles wrote:
             | > SWIM
             | 
             | It's so funny to me how four simple letters can tell you so
             | much about the kinds of communities someone has spent time
             | around. IYKYK I suppose.
        
         | blincoln wrote:
         | It seems to have influenced Hollywood writers. The 1995
         | Stallone/Banderas Assassins film has a lot of details straight
         | out of this book, for example.
        
       | sebastianconcpt wrote:
       | And now this book is AI training material as all the others.
        
         | r3trohack3r wrote:
         | My my initial reactions to your comment:
         | 
         | 1) Are you sure it is?
         | 
         | 2) And, if so, so what?
        
       | karaterobot wrote:
       | Oh wow, Paladin Press books from the used bookstore were such a
       | big part of my adolescence. Maybe I shouldn't admit that, but how
       | else is an 11 year old going to learn important things like the
       | secrets of the ninja, or how to be a smuggler, or how to live off
       | the land in a pre-internet era? Schools were sorely lacking in
       | the important stuff.
        
         | emmelaich wrote:
         | Similarly, somehow a friend of mine had a Loompanics shopping
         | catalogue. Lots of fun and eye-opening titles!
         | 
         | Loompanics was later bought by Paladin.
         | 
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loompanics
        
       | ElfinTrousers wrote:
       | Get back to me when Agent 47 writes his book.
        
         | jstarfish wrote:
         | Probably not the best model to follow.
         | 
         | * Be androgynous, bald, and the same build as everyone else on
         | the planet. Other people's clothing is the only access control
         | governing access to secure areas.
         | 
         | * Nobody will ever think to look in closets or deep freezers.
         | 
         | * A white man in a turban or a giant crow costume will attract
         | no attention anywhere.
         | 
         | * Nobody will ask questions when you show up to someone else's
         | shift wearing their bloodstained, hole-riddled uniform.
         | 
         | * If you drop an obvious explosive device in a crowded area, a
         | helpful security guard will always come along shortly to
         | retrieve and deliver it to the nearest lost-and-found.
        
       | jamesgill wrote:
       | An interesting 'detail': Nancy Crampton-Brophy (the author) was
       | recently convicted of killing her husband in Portland, Oregon.
       | Seven years before her conviction, she also wrote an essay titled
       | 'How to Murder Your Husband'.
        
         | cypherpunks01 wrote:
         | Do you have a source on this? (On the claim that she was the
         | author)
        
         | Atlas22 wrote:
         | So he was competiting in the Olympics of ignoring red flags.
         | While she was competiting in the Olympics of least intelligent
         | murderers. Even OJ managed to figure it out: verdict, then
         | books.
        
         | oehtXRwMkIs wrote:
         | That was an online essay, not a book
        
         | briffle wrote:
         | One of the two great Portland Hitman murders that did not pan
         | out in the last 15 years:
         | https://www.wweek.com/news/2016/08/17/a-hit-man-came-to-kill...
        
       | dmurray wrote:
       | The full text of the book:
       | 
       | https://archive.org/stream/Hitman_A_Technical_Manual_for_Ind...
        
         | thaumaturgy wrote:
         | Other formats, including a scanned copy (which some publishers
         | are currently attempting to force the Archive to discontinue):
         | https://archive.org/details/Hitman_A_Technical_Manual_for_In...
        
         | givemeethekeys wrote:
         | Incase anyone's curious - no, there isn't much here that would
         | be applicable to business consulting, startups, technical
         | contracting etc. Many other much better places to read about
         | that: Patio11's essays (http://kalzumeus.com), The Art of War
         | are two that immediately come to mind.
        
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