[HN Gopher] My startup banking story
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       My startup banking story
        
       Author : cdme
       Score  : 569 points
       Date   : 2023-03-14 20:28 UTC (1 days ago)
        
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       | asah wrote:
       | -1000.
       | 
       | Of course your banker calls - in fact, what OP should've done is
       | email the banker beforehand, "headsup: big day! We just closed
       | our series A financing with <fund>. I've got $x coming in by
       | wire." and they respond "congrats, I'll be on the lookout for
       | it." You don't want to surprise your TradFi bank or banker, and
       | you do want to "build a relationship" with them.
       | 
       | The WHOLE POINT and the key feature of TradFi banking is the
       | personal relationship. No, you don't need to invite your banker
       | to your kid's graduation. But yes, spend 15 minutes playing get-
       | to-know-you in an RL branch, talk a little about the business
       | (source of funds, what you do, types of customers, etc), bring
       | them treats you know they like (important: must be tiny$) and
       | then when Stuff Happens or You Need Something, the banker is
       | suddenly your ally in dealing with the banking system. Remember,
       | when you deposit $1M+ you're now part of "the club" and the bank
       | and banking system is there to help you.
       | 
       | I've had a private bankers at multiple institutions for decades
       | and have numerous stories where they untangled messes, worked
       | around the pandemic, helped me "skip the line" and more. Friends
       | tell me about wasting hours on banking issues but I've rarely
       | experienced that, thanks to my private bankers. When things do
       | get messed up, my banker explains what's going on, e.g. "yeah
       | it's stupid and affecting other customers too - bank policy is
       | ridiculous this year, but I'm sure they'll fix it because
       | everybody's complaining and threatening to leave." And sure
       | enough, a few months later it's fixed. Like Google, you report
       | serious bugs and then wait, and if the fix is feasible and
       | affecting other people, they eventually get fixed.
       | 
       | There are downsides: bankers are human and don't work 24x7x365 so
       | you need to also make friends with the branch manager or an
       | assistant, and of course TradFi isn't crypto and you can't
       | transact at certain times/days, e.g. wire cutoff deadlines. Also,
       | bankers retire, get promoted, move branches, etc so you need to
       | plan to rebuild the relationship every 5-10 years. Finally,
       | bankers vary in quality and "fit" - if you don't get someone you
       | like, ask around. I once had a kickass banker but she switched
       | branches and her replacement was too junior to help me, so I
       | begged a little and got my account reassigned to her & her branch
       | and life is good again.
       | 
       | tl;dr: TradFi is your friend if you play by its rules and work
       | the system.
       | 
       | DM me for intro to a kickass Chase banker - direct referral in
       | NYC, otherwise she'll refer you (so far, her referrals have been
       | solid, but YMMV by location)
        
         | elijaht wrote:
         | I mean, it sounds like the article is describing this, right?
         | My takeaway was that the author didn't effectively handle their
         | interaction with the banking system. The consequences seemed to
         | be minimal in this case, but the takeaway for me was that
         | interacting with the system as expected probably offers these
         | benefits you describe.
        
         | emddudley wrote:
         | You expect a 22 year old to know this? How was Mitchell
         | supposed to have discovered this?
        
       | welder wrote:
       | > For over a year, someone had been wiring thousands of dollars
       | out every few weeks.
       | 
       | How's this even possible? Anyone can wire out money from any bank
       | account without authorization?
        
       | quickthrower2 wrote:
       | The oddest thing to me is being given round after round of cash,
       | and not needing it. Sure it could be 'invested' in an index or
       | something. But wasn't it meant to be 'invested' in the actual
       | startup?
        
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       | nodesocket wrote:
       | What a crazy story, love it. I'm a HashiCorp shareholder and was
       | quite concerned about their SVB exposure as I was pretty sure
       | they banked with them. Thankfully it worked out, at least thus
       | far.
        
         | quickthrower2 wrote:
         | Yeah that share hasn't been performing :-(
        
       | kevmo314 wrote:
       | > For over a year, someone had been wiring thousands of dollars
       | out every few weeks. We were short over $100,000 due to fraud.
       | 
       | Did the VP of Finance point out the ridiculous amount of lost
       | interest by keeping $35M idly sitting as cash? Definitely a lot
       | more than $100k.
        
         | jaclaz wrote:
         | The VP of finance is the same one that took two years + to
         | realize (through an internal audit) that some 1,100,000 worth
         | of invoice payments were paid on that account instead of the
         | main one.
         | 
         | This makes little sense, bordering to impossible, pairing
         | invoices and payments received is weekly or at most monthly
         | routine.
        
         | renonce wrote:
         | Interest rate between 2008 and 2015 was around 0.1% per year.
         | Not much I think.
        
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       | jacknews wrote:
       | I don't get it, what was the big problem? Just that 35M is a big
       | deal to a local bank branch?
        
         | dharmab wrote:
         | Traditional banks' risk models don't work well for startups.
         | SVB was more willing to work with startups, e.g. accepting
         | shares as collateral
        
           | gaadd33 wrote:
           | I don't think that's relevant to the post though. It's
           | essentially saying that a big bank has bankers that want to
           | check on accounts once they get large enough and he didn't
           | understand that
        
       | janandonly wrote:
       | American banking stories always read as an '90 comedy to me, as a
       | European.
       | 
       | Furthermore, once I visited Philadelphia, and I saw several
       | people standing in queue. I asked what restaurant or place that
       | was. My driver said it's where people wait in line to pay their
       | rent. He did not laugh. That was not a joke. People do that for
       | real in the USA.
        
         | smcl wrote:
         | I think it can vary greatly in Europe, though. I know my friend
         | (in the 2010s) had a bit of a culture shock trying to deal with
         | how old-fashioned banking was in Italy, having previously only
         | lived in the UK.
         | 
         | And it goes both ways, there are things here that Americans
         | would think are a bit backwards. Like if I'm ordering something
         | online here in Czech Republic it's really common to allow
         | payment via direct bank transfer - i.e. they'll give you a bank
         | account number and a _variabilni cislo_ ( "variable number" - a
         | way they can identify the payment on their end), you make the
         | transfer using these values and they'll send out the order when
         | they confirm they received the payment. Nowadays a QR code will
         | often be generated for this and you'll just scan it in your
         | banking app, but it could seem a little backwards if you're
         | used to paying via debit/credit card.
        
         | chinchilla2020 wrote:
         | I've never heard of that happening in the US before this post.
         | 
         | Every apartment I've ever heard of does it through automatic
         | bank draft.
         | 
         | Are you sure this guy wasn't pranking you? It's Philly and they
         | are known for being sarcastic.
        
         | ThunderSizzle wrote:
         | People also do not do that for real in the USA.
         | 
         | However, most of that is probably explained by the cash crowd
         | trying to avoid taxes. Of course, if income taxes were minimal,
         | there would be less effort to avoid it.
         | 
         | Also, cash doesn't show up when doing welfare checks against
         | your bank accounts. To receive food stamps, you can't have more
         | than $2000 in your bank accounts combined at any point.
        
         | ubermonkey wrote:
         | That's ... wild. Most of my friends who rent where I live
         | (Houston) pay their rent through an automatic bank draft.
        
         | jll29 wrote:
         | In Venezuela, people pay their rent in the bank branch in cash,
         | often from a bag hanging around the tenant's neck and spacious
         | enough to accommodate the substantial inflation. Then a photo
         | and fingerprints are taken from the depositor (every month!).
         | 
         | The capital Caracas has a tunnel, in which gangs often stop
         | cars and shoot through the window (cost of bullet = $0.10) in
         | order to collect any change the driver or other passengers may
         | hold - if someone was on their way to pay the monthly rent at
         | the bank it would be their lucky day, but if the driver had
         | just $20 in their wallet, it's still a profit of $19.90 minus
         | the cost of the assassin's time.
         | 
         | Good there are electronic standing orders in most countries.
        
       | RektBoy wrote:
       | How the fck is this possible in US? Try similar things in EU and
       | you would have police commando waiting for you in wrecked
       | offices. Because this would be viewed as major fraudulent
       | activity. No reporting, no nothing.
       | 
       | Also why some random guy in random small branch is responsible
       | for money on the account? Here, nobody cares. You close the
       | account, ok no problem see ya.
        
       | dave333 wrote:
       | My Dad was in banking in the UK and told stories about inter-bank
       | transfers in London in the 1930s that were effected by two low
       | level employees physically exchanging documents. He said he was
       | always very careful to get a firm grip on the receivable
       | briefcase before releasing his grip on the deliverables.
        
         | walrus01 wrote:
         | Bearer bonds?
        
           | linksnapzz wrote:
           | Or actual bills. In the US, at that time, the Federal Reserve
           | used to issue $10000 && $100000 notes exclusively for
           | settlements between member banks.
        
       | ghiculescu wrote:
       | I've had plenty of debates about SVB where a key argument is "the
       | bank's depositors should have known better!"
       | 
       | This kid is now a billionaire(?). I think this is a good example
       | of the financial acumen of a typical SVB customer.
       | 
       | I don't say this to promote or defend a bail out. To me it says
       | that if we are regulating the system to protect deposits, we
       | should come up with rules that actually work. For better or for
       | worse, a bank is a bank is a bank is how most people see it.
        
         | anonymousiam wrote:
         | Historically, the FDIC was intended to protect consumer
         | banking. $250k was enough coverage for most consumers, and
         | consumers with more than that (back then) probably had an
         | accountant savvy enough to know better than to keep all the
         | eggs in one basket. The same goes for businesses (including
         | startups). The SVB crash was a wake-up call for businesses that
         | were careless with their finances, and they were lucky to get a
         | (unprecedented) bail-out from an administration with an
         | interest in their success.
        
           | shapefrog wrote:
           | They were lucky it was a slow motion car crash, and the FDIC
           | stepped in before the losses wiped out any customer funds.
        
         | quickthrower2 wrote:
         | Yes and how does one do due diligence on a bank anyway?
        
           | ghiculescu wrote:
           | That is possible. Here's an example: https://twitter.com/Ragi
           | ngVentures/status/161582608803847373...
           | 
           | But I think it's beyond the ability of many.
        
             | vkou wrote:
             | It's possible, just like it's possible to do a detailed
             | food safety inspection on every single thing you bring home
             | from the grocery, but why would anyone want to live in a
             | buyer-beware world where that is expected?
        
         | vkou wrote:
         | > I don't say this to promote or defend a bail out. To me it
         | says that if we are regulating the system to protect deposits,
         | we should come up with rules that actually work.
         | 
         | For the most part, they do. The government made it very clear
         | last weekend that deposits are sacred, but the executives and
         | the shareholders will be taken out back and shot if they are
         | caught doing risky things. (Signature bank was seized, and it
         | wasn't even insolvent.)
        
           | ghiculescu wrote:
           | They had to change the rules to do so (from 250k, to
           | infinite). That's why so many people are understandably
           | angry.
        
             | dcow wrote:
             | We actually don't know if the rules changed. The rules are
             | that the FDIC covers up to 250k in losses for each account.
             | The SVB that the FDIC now controls still has valuable
             | assets which likely cover the accounts as designed. Or at
             | least get close enough that the the difference is marginal.
        
             | Rapzid wrote:
             | Consumer protection is part of the FDIC mission; not
             | holding some imaginary, sacred 250k line. The 250k dollar
             | insurance is a means to an end and not a traditional
             | insurance business.
             | 
             | People are angry because (they are being convinced)
             | somebody is getting a hand-out that isn't them and they
             | haven't personally deemed worthy. Just like people get
             | angry over the idea of free healthcare going to immigrants
             | and college loan forgiveness going to.. Whoever.
             | 
             | That's not even what's happening because the FDIC, now in
             | control of SVBs assets, are going to use those assets to
             | balance the books. They have the liquidity to guarantee
             | depositors funds while they wait for the loans and bonds to
             | reach maturity.
        
             | vkou wrote:
             | People are angry because bank executives and shareholders
             | ate all the losses, and the depositors were rescued at no
             | net cost to the taxpayer?
             | 
             | What would make those people happy, exactly, and why should
             | anyone care about their happiness? I rather like living in
             | a world where from the perspective of the end user, my
             | money doesn't disappear because some moron five steps
             | removed from me decided to YOLO the bank on 10-year
             | treasuries.
             | 
             | I also, for similar reasons, like living in a world where I
             | don't need to personally test all my produce for e.coli
             | contamination, or my food coloring for cadmium.
        
               | ghiculescu wrote:
               | They are, because the rules changed.
               | 
               | Your metaphor isn't very good but you'd be upset if
               | someone was found to be circumventing food safety rules
               | and poisoning food, and the government changed the rules
               | to avoid them going out of business.
        
               | vkou wrote:
               | The government _put_ them out of business for poisoning
               | my food. That 's exactly what happened to SVB and
               | Signature. They are gone. Dead. Wiped out. Seized. All
               | the people responsible for mismanaging those banks are
               | now broke. [1][2]
               | 
               | And made _me_ , the depositors, the people impacted by
               | that bad behaviour whole.
               | 
               | Again, what exactly is the problem, here? Which bad
               | outcomes have the changes to the rules produced?
               | 
               | [1] Well, the C-suite isn't, but they are all going to be
               | sued by the investors that lost money due to their bad
               | management.
               | 
               | [2] Once the FDIC finishes picking through their carcass,
               | if there's any value left (Possible for Silvergate),
               | those groups might get pennies on the dollar.
        
               | ghiculescu wrote:
               | Time will tell. I suspect banks will be more reckless
               | because of this. There's less incentive to protect
               | deposits if they are all guaranteed, and more incentive
               | to make risky bets.
               | 
               | But it's also a principled point. If you believe that
               | rules don't matter as long as you like the outcome,
               | that's a bad way to run a society.
        
               | Rapzid wrote:
               | > If you believe that rules don't matter as long as you
               | like the outcome, that's a bad way to run a society.
               | 
               | What rules were broken? Tell us, what are the rules the
               | FDIC operate under?
        
               | vkou wrote:
               | > I suspect banks will be more reckless because of this.
               | 
               | Could you outline under what mechanism other banks will
               | look at what happened to Signature and SVB, and conclude
               | that they should engage in behavior that's likely to get
               | them seized, and their equity zeroed out?
               | 
               | > If you believe that rules don't matter as long as you
               | like the outcome, that's a bad way to run a society.
               | 
               | There was no rule that _capped_ recoupable deposits at
               | $250,000. There was simply a rule that guaranteed them up
               | _to_ $250,000.
               | 
               | Also, if your rules result in puppies being regularly
               | pushed into the puppy-shredder, and depositors routinely
               | losing their money through no fault of their own, that's
               | also a bad way to run a society.
               | 
               | You know what's a good way to run a society? Retail banks
               | being a boring, dumb, stable, reliable service.
        
         | hn_throwaway_99 wrote:
         | > I think this is a good example of the financial acumen of a
         | typical SVB customer.
         | 
         | While I totally wouldn't expect _startup founders_ to behave
         | hardly any different than Hashimoto, I would expect _VCs_ to
         | have done a much better job helping their startups do cash
         | management. I mean, isn 't that a pitch so many VCs give, in
         | that it's not just "we give you money", but we also help
         | connect you with experts for different parts of the business?
         | 
         | Even for pure self interest, if VCs are going to write a "kid"
         | a check for $10 million, wouldn't they want to ensure it was
         | properly safeguarded?
         | 
         | Regardless of the above, I 100% agree with your "we should come
         | up with rules that actually work" statement.
        
           | chernevik wrote:
           | This. VCs advise their portfolio companies on any number of
           | mundane business arrangements and cash management should on
           | that list.
           | 
           | I strongly suspect that SVB's relations with the VCs
           | interfered with this obvious item.
        
           | ghiculescu wrote:
           | If your point is that despite what they'll pitch you, most
           | VCs are just dumb money, you won't get any debate from me :)
        
         | zamnos wrote:
         | Yes, back in 2021.
         | 
         | > Hashimoto, the original CEO, is a new billionaire, worth $1.2
         | billion based on the IPO price.
         | 
         | https://www.forbes.com/sites/kenrickcai/2021/12/09/hashicorp...
        
       | thwayunion wrote:
       | One of my landlords was a guy like "Alex", and had a similar
       | fate.
       | 
       | I can't say I shed a single tear for him or Alex. What services
       | did Alex render in this story to justify being a "rising star"?
       | That one account likely earned him significant compensation --
       | multiples of what I made doing 80 hour weeks in my 20s at 20k/yr
       | -- for a significant chunk of his earning career. For what? A few
       | phone calls to someone who didn't want to be contacted.
       | 
       | The rent seeking component of the American economy needs to be
       | competed out of existence. Their margin is everyone else's broken
       | back.
        
         | brandonmenc wrote:
         | [dead]
        
         | intelVISA wrote:
         | Big corps (like HashiCorp) make their margins on SWE and FOSS'
         | backs - do you owe them the same ire as landlords?
        
           | dilyevsky wrote:
           | > Big corps (like HashiCorp) make their margins on SWE and
           | FOSS' backs
           | 
           | You've managed to be simultaneously very right and so wrong
        
           | thwayunion wrote:
           | _> Big corps (like HashiCorp) make their margins on SWE and
           | FOSS ' backs - do you owe them the same ire as landlords?_
           | 
           | I don't have much respect for people who make their living
           | off of capital rather than labor.
        
           | x-complexity wrote:
           | > Big corps (like HashiCorp) make their margins on SWE and
           | FOSS' backs - do you owe them the same ire as landlords?
           | 
           | There is a false equivalency made here, in that it assumes
           | that the debate regarding labor & the debate regarding
           | capital are interchangeable.
           | 
           | Landlords (& possibly account managers like "Alex") derive
           | their compensation from the maintenance & management of the
           | capital's safety & utility: The quality of said capital
           | (whether cash or real estate) should remain constant if they
           | did their job. The debate enters in when the capital
           | owners/managers put in little documented effort & receive
           | large compensations in response.
           | 
           | For Software Corps, their compensations are derived from
           | difference between the value created from the creative,
           | technical, & outreach labor put in from their SWEs,
           | designers, marketers, etc., and the cost of compensating that
           | labor + maintaining the necessary equipment to make the labor
           | usable. For this, the debate enters in on how much they
           | should be compensated for the labor put in.
           | 
           | The two debates are not strictly equal.
        
           | the_gipsy wrote:
           | OSS contributors compare to some bank middle manager in what
           | way?
        
           | csomar wrote:
           | HashiCorp is one of the most Open Source friendly companies
           | out there. Most of their stack is open sourced, open, and
           | very fairly licensed. I'd say HashiCorp is an exemplar.
        
         | pepy wrote:
         | Alex did nothing to get that account, he did not put any
         | meaningful effort into better that client's experience and did
         | nothing to lose it.
         | 
         | It was all outside of his actions and any benefit he received
         | was purely accidental.
        
         | balls187 wrote:
         | > What services did Alex render in this story to justify being
         | a "rising star"
         | 
         | He didn't.
         | 
         | What is perhaps a touch of poetry is the author learning (the
         | hardway) about the lessons with managing large amounts of cash,
         | while simultaneously learning the hardway about being a
         | customer account manager.
         | 
         | As another commenter wrote, Alex blew his opportunity.
        
         | swatcoder wrote:
         | For a more traditional small businesses, Alex would be helpful
         | in opening a line of credit, setting up payroll through the
         | bank's system, suggesting a money market account or CD rotation
         | to park cash, etc -- all with a personal familiarity with you
         | and your business, while genuinely invested in helping it
         | financially grow (because that's good for the bank).
         | 
         | Having a good banker that you trust is very helpful when you're
         | running a small/local business or bootstrapping.
         | 
         | And yes, just like an B2B SaaS or freemium game that gets lucky
         | and lands a low-maintenance whale, a banker can _sometimes_
         | earn a lot for doing very little. But that occasional exception
         | doesn't mean that they're useless and "need to be competed out
         | of business"
        
           | jojobas wrote:
           | A more traditional small business would have some assets
           | other than whiteboard scribbles and slide decks, and life
           | expectancy of more than a couple of years.
        
       | duxup wrote:
       | I remember when I bought my first house someone told me to make
       | an appointment to get the cashiers check for the closing day.
       | 
       | I assume it was semi related as you want to be sure they are
       | ready for you / have the money on hand for you to issue the
       | check.
       | 
       | Not that they wouldn't have the money but depending on some
       | else(s) showing up looking to empty the local branch
       | inadvertently... you want to be sure they got you covered.
        
       | yesimahuman wrote:
       | I don't know why the author cringes so much or feels like they
       | made mistakes. You don't owe Chase anything, it's on them to earn
       | your business and treat you like the major account you are. We
       | had a similar situation and Chase treated us poorly, ultimately
       | denying my wife and I a relatively small home mortgage, despite
       | having millions in a business account with them. I will never
       | forget how they made us feel. All I see in this story is more
       | cluelessness from Chase, not any mistakes by the author.
       | 
       | They've been chasing our business ever since we moved to SVB post
       | Series A. They're going to get it since we wired our money out of
       | SVB today (not my decision), but do they deserve it? Absolutely
       | not.
        
         | gaadd33 wrote:
         | How could have Chase earned their business better when the
         | person on the account says everything is fine and gets off the
         | phone as fast as possible? I'm pretty sure more phone calls
         | would have soured things. If the author was saying that chase
         | then turned them down for a loan or something, sure that would
         | be comparable.
        
           | lmm wrote:
           | Give better information by email, something that doesn't
           | interrupt me and make me deal with it right now?
           | 
           | Other than that, it's not clear from this story why they
           | chose Silicon Valley Bank - it sounds like this VP of Finance
           | is the person who could explain what (if anything) they did
           | better than Chase.
        
             | manigandham wrote:
             | Most people (especially here) would find those emails to be
             | spam and never read them. Is that seriously your
             | suggestion?
        
               | lmm wrote:
               | Spammy emails are somewhat annoying, but they're 10x
               | better than spammy phone calls. Any company that wants me
               | to do things over the phone will drop right to the bottom
               | of my list, especially if they want to do it by them
               | calling me rather than me calling them.
        
           | re-thc wrote:
           | Maybe offer assistance or discounts or anything else?
           | 
           | The usual emails of credit cards, better interest on savings
           | (money sat in the account for nothing) or others if it didn't
           | happen?
           | 
           | At least from the recount there was no mention of e.g. we
           | realised you're a big customer and we have some special
           | packages for you. Services like AWS would immediate assign an
           | account manager, want to know you more and offer training,
           | assistance and all sorts of things and not just when you make
           | a transfer.
        
           | jbverschoor wrote:
           | By having an actual conversation with open questions? Showing
           | interest in your client?
        
           | underdeserver wrote:
           | Instead of asking if everything was okay, and could they do
           | something for them, Alex should have said something like:
           | 
           | "Hi, are you actually a startup? Because with a regular
           | business account you're missing out on a lot of money. I
           | would very much like to schedule a few minutes with your CFO
           | and talk over what could be done."
           | 
           | Maybe he bites maybe he doesn't, but he's no longer so naive.
        
         | dcow wrote:
         | You don't plop 35MM into a single bank account and sit on it.
         | The cringe isn't about feeling bad for Chase. It's about
         | watching a 22 year old learn how to manage incredible amounts
         | of cash.
        
           | jojobas wrote:
           | Are startups expected to hire a guy to stage fixed-term
           | deposits across multiple banks and gamble on stocks and
           | foreign exchange?
           | 
           | Pretty sure they are not.
        
             | kyawzazaw wrote:
             | some are doing laddered treasury bills
        
             | zer00eyz wrote:
             | Depends on how big you are.
             | 
             | If your first friend at any company isn't someone in
             | accounting your doing it wrong.
             | 
             | Good accounting is not something you outsource, and a good
             | accounting team is worth their weight in gold.
             | 
             | If your concerned about exchange rates, you better have
             | competent folks in accounting.
        
               | mcherm wrote:
               | > Good accounting is not something you outsource
               | 
               | I'm happy to believe you on that point, but can you
               | explain WHY? It appears to me that accounting is the
               | exact type of generalized skill with well-established
               | standards that makes sense to outsource.
        
               | jojobas wrote:
               | You might be confusing accounting with financial
               | management. Accounting is outsourced by nearly 100% of
               | startups.
               | 
               | Financial management for startups with respect to "how
               | big you are" is almost always "not big enough" until you
               | have tens of millions. Both seed and series a are usually
               | to be spent within a couple of years and hiring a full
               | time financial manager to represent 5%-10% of payroll is
               | just not worth it, he won't recoup his salary even by
               | excellent trickery.
        
               | jbverschoor wrote:
               | All the same right? Something with money and numbers.
               | 
               | Just like everybody in tech is doing something with
               | computers and writing code
        
               | jojobas wrote:
               | Oh you're a software developer? Can you fix my
               | dishwasher?
        
               | jbverschoor wrote:
               | Be careful what jokes you make about samsung iot
               | appliances
        
               | TimTheTinker wrote:
               | Accountants should be the ones _running_ the companies.
               | Mine is run by them, and it 's great. There are some
               | incredible perks, like always knowing the company is
               | financially in a very good place and taking appropriate
               | risks, a culture of transparency and collaboration ... I
               | could go on.
        
               | zamnos wrote:
               | First time I've heard a positive review about a company
               | being run by the bean counters, who are generally more
               | known for being brought in and cutting tiny luxuries
               | which don't generate money or make financial sense, like
               | free sodas in the break room.
        
               | [deleted]
        
               | gcr wrote:
               | "Being brought in" could be the crucial difference, yeah?
               | When a company starts with beans on staff from the start,
               | maybe there's more of a sense of security
        
               | TimTheTinker wrote:
               | They're accountants, but I wouldn't call them "bean
               | counters". They have a vision for the office of the CFO,
               | and it's that the accounting team rises above mere bean
               | counting into financial leadership.
               | 
               | The company was also a VC-backed startup and is on the
               | road to IPO, so it's run like an investment, not a cost
               | center -- and hiring and keeping great employees is a
               | priority. The perks and benefits are really great. It has
               | won awards for the last ~5 years for being the "best
               | company to work for in $region".
        
           | csomar wrote:
           | Being focused on his startup instead of maximizing the yield
           | of these $35M allowed him to turn it into a $5.5Bn company.
        
             | dcow wrote:
             | There's a difference between maximizing yields and
             | diversifying risk. I'm talking about diversifying risk. The
             | yield is the company's equity.
        
             | vinay_ys wrote:
             | This. It applies in personal life too.
             | 
             | In the post covid world, I find many young engineers fall
             | into the trap of squeezing more yield out of their meagre
             | savings early in their career through financial engineering
             | rather than focusing on their personal development and
             | growing in their actual professional lives.
             | 
             | All the amateur investors who made big returns in the
             | 2020-22 period and thought they figured it out will now
             | have a hard time making sense of the markets in the new
             | regime of high interest rates.
        
               | dcow wrote:
               | But it's not bad to diversify risk early on and have a
               | plan for that. High yield savings accounts and treasury
               | notes are standard practice. We're not talking about
               | founders taking moonshots in the market. We're talking
               | about $35MM in a bank account that doesn't even match
               | inflation.
        
               | dcow wrote:
               | To put that into perspective. That's $1MM a year (at %3
               | inflation) going into the toilet just because you don't
               | want to do some minimal cash management. You could hire a
               | CFO for that price and it would pay for itself 3 times
               | over. I mean I get the vibe and totally agree that you
               | don't want to overthink things. But I also think it's
               | easy to underestimate the value you're leaving on the
               | table and the risk you're exposing yourself to by not
               | giving it _any_ thought.
        
               | ygouzerh wrote:
               | Definitely! They forgot that there are two type of
               | revenues for a company, and that it can be applied for
               | personal finance as well :
               | 
               | Operational revenues : the real job, the thing that is
               | making money. The yield on the operational one is
               | 
               | Financial revenues : cash sitting around non-invested yet
               | into operations, waiting for the next project to invest
               | in.
               | 
               | The yield on the operational revenues is much higher and
               | the investment in it could be transposed as for example :
               | spending for some certifications, go to online or
               | physical classes, etc
        
               | ashwagary wrote:
               | >All the amateur investors who made big returns in the
               | 2020-22 period and thought they figured it out
               | 
               | Chasing big returns generally leads to massive losses so
               | I cant fault people for sitting in cash but I dont
               | recommend taking inflation lightly. The least one should
               | do is beat that hurdle rate and conserve value.
        
             | remus wrote:
             | > Being focused on his startup instead of maximizing the
             | yield of these $35M allowed him to turn it into a $5.5Bn
             | company.
             | 
             | In this case. I'd bet there are more than a few startups
             | who would have survived if they'd spent a few hours on the
             | phone with their bank to help manage funding cash more
             | efficiently.
        
             | gen220 wrote:
             | The cringe isn't that he failed to maximize yield, it's
             | that he failed to protect that $35m from tail risks, by
             | parking the lion's share of it in T-bills.
             | 
             | "Maximizing yield" would mean earning a few % annually in
             | interest. "Minimizing insolvency risk" means paying a few %
             | to ensure it doesn't go to (effectively) zero in an SVB-
             | like situation, and requires literally a day or two of
             | work.
             | 
             | However, it's difficult to fault Mitchell for knowing these
             | things. It sounds like the VP of Finance was brought in at
             | the right time (Series B), and did the right things.
             | 
             | With what Mitchell knows now, and especially given the
             | industry's recent experience at SVB, I'd guess that he
             | would advise any young founders he works with to cover this
             | base at their own companies even earlier than he did.
        
             | zamnos wrote:
             | With the resulting 15,714% return over 11 years, the guy
             | could be forgiven for getting 0% on cash on the $35m at the
             | time. Theres a real opportunity cost if you were to spend
             | your time optimizing your return on $35m of cash via
             | financial instruments instead of running your startup.
        
         | bmmayer1 wrote:
         | Agreed with this. The story written from Alex's perspective
         | would probably be: "how I blew a once in a lifetime shot to be
         | the best business banker in America but I took the opportunity
         | for granted."
        
         | twelve40 wrote:
         | > chasing our business
         | 
         | i see what you did there
        
         | stephen_g wrote:
         | Yeah, it seems super weird this Alex guy didn't just send them
         | some kind of brochure or information of "These are all the
         | services Chase offers to businesses, give us a call".
         | 
         | Also, the implication that the Alex guy was fired or something
         | because a customer decided to switch banks seems to only
         | indicate that Chase has a toxic internal culture. Customers
         | switching banks is not unheard of...
        
           | JumpCrisscross wrote:
           | > _didn 't just send them some kind of brochure or
           | information of "These are all the services Chase offers to
           | businesses, give us a call"_
           | 
           | It wouldn't be read and now Alex is spamming him.
        
         | tedunangst wrote:
         | What more was Chase expected to do here? What would treating
         | Hashicorp as a major account have entailed? A phone call to
         | find out what else was needed?
        
           | yesimahuman wrote:
           | In our experience there was so much they could have done. I
           | just compare it to our experience with SVB which got us no-
           | personal guarantee credit cards, availability of venture
           | debt, access to mortgages (something I would have done if a
           | local credit union hadn't stepped up). Chase never did any of
           | those things with us. They need to step it way up if they
           | want to win startup business long term and not just in the
           | wake of a crisis.
        
             | kyawzazaw wrote:
             | all this partially incentivized startups founders/execs to
             | stay private imo
        
             | jacobsenscott wrote:
             | Well, chase won't lose your money, which sort of trumps all
             | of that.
        
               | zamnos wrote:
               | To be fair, neither has DINB
        
               | yesimahuman wrote:
               | Very fair. Let's hope JPM doesn't rest on their laurels
               | here and can actually learn how to serve startups,
               | because they have a long ways to go still
        
               | thebradbain wrote:
               | If you have enough assets, Chase will absolutely lend
               | against that collateral.
               | 
               | "Enough" is likely the key word. But if you have business
               | or personal accounts with over a couple million (and
               | certainly $10+ million), I would be shocked if someone
               | higher up than a clerk hadn't personally reached out to
               | you, tried to take you out to coffee, and let you know
               | the perks applicable to your personal situation they can
               | provide you that you can't find on a website.
               | 
               | Sure, they likely weren't as enticing as SVB's perks nor
               | as willing to lend to an account that had $0 yesterday
               | and millions the next, but they absolutely will offer
               | personal loans/mortgages against stock compensation on
               | the guarantee you keep your account with them above a
               | certain threshold, etc.
        
               | robertlagrant wrote:
               | I'm surprised no one is publishing tiered perks/pricing
               | on a website for founders to browse. That's how they like
               | to interact.
        
               | thebradbain wrote:
               | Similar to the reason mortgage APR will differ among
               | seemingly similar homebuyers at the same point in time
               | (and even then, only after you actually send over your
               | financial documentation can you see your rate), my guess
               | would be one can't exist because everything is based upon
               | not just the financial situation of the bankee but also
               | (as we've seen with SVB) the banker.
        
               | mikeyouse wrote:
               | Many of the West Coast "Chase" branches and operations
               | are just rebranded WaMu ones from when they collapsed
               | during the GFC. Probably the new JPM Chase won't lose
               | your money but the predecessor came pretty close.
        
               | 8ytecoder wrote:
               | Yup, you can check the routing numbers to find this out.
               | I haven't dealt with east coast Chase but I'd be willing
               | to bet it's a completely different experience.
        
           | naet wrote:
           | I would expect them to say hey, now that you've got so much
           | more capital in your account I'd like to set up a short
           | meeting to learn more about your company. Then they meet with
           | you, learn a bit about your business trajectory (for their
           | own planning) and pitch some significantly increased benefits
           | to keep you around.
        
             | tedunangst wrote:
             | And what if I say yeah, thanks, whatever, and try to end
             | the call as quickly as possible?
        
               | naet wrote:
               | You don't have to accept, but they should at least
               | actively try to bring you in if your account is a bug or
               | important one.
               | 
               | There are plenty of ways to get you in the conversational
               | door like offering a better rate or to help protect the
               | account.
               | 
               | Eventually someone from hashicorp "...notices we have
               | ~$35M sitting in cash in a Chase bank account. This is
               | obviously not a smart thing to do, so he suggests some
               | financial plans for how to better safeguard and utilize
               | this mountain of cash". The bank could have been the
               | party to preemptively explain this to the author, and if
               | they did they might have been able to be a part of the
               | solution (or at least try to negotiate for it) instead of
               | losing the entire account.
               | 
               | It sounds like the bank manager was being too delicate,
               | asking the author if they had any banking needs when he
               | didn't really think he had any. They should have been
               | more blunt and said look dude you have a ton of money in
               | here, you're probably not used to managing this amount of
               | money, we need to take just a bit of time to discuss it
               | and we'll make it easy and worth your while.
        
       | donnythecroc wrote:
       | Isn't the biggest thing here that he never spent any of the VC
       | money of he had $35m in the bank he bootstrapped!!!!
        
         | NSMutableSet wrote:
         | What happens if you don't actually spend VC money? Do they
         | still get partial ownership?
         | 
         | This is the first time I hear of a situation like this, and I'm
         | really curious.
        
           | lmm wrote:
           | > What happens if you don't actually spend VC money? Do they
           | still get partial ownership?
           | 
           | Yes. Just like you still pay interest on a loan even if you
           | just let the cash all sit in a bank account.
        
             | jojobas wrote:
             | A lot of banks will set up an offset account with your loan
             | so you only pay interest on the money you use.
             | 
             | A loan is fundamentally different from a share purchase
             | though, you can try to buy back you shares but that would
             | be a separate negotiation.
        
             | NSMutableSet wrote:
             | What's the reasoning for not using it?
        
               | lmm wrote:
               | I have no idea why Hashicorp didn't use it. The point is
               | just that if you made a contract for something and they
               | hold up their end, you've gotta hold up your end, even if
               | you ended up not using what they provided.
        
         | Kaotique wrote:
         | How does that even happen? Don't they have salaries to pay or
         | marketing campaigns to run, pay rent? How can he sit on a pile
         | of money and still grow the business?
        
           | mirker wrote:
           | Being near profitable is the obvious way, though I find that
           | surprising early on.
        
       | a5seo wrote:
       | I founded a startup. We raised $2.5M, not all at once. We banked
       | at SVB. It sucked. Subpar online tools. $200/mo "analysis fee,"
       | never once had a "relationship" with anyone. Maybe we were never
       | big enough to be relevant. That's fair.
       | 
       | My advice: use a retail bank until you have a few million in
       | revenue, then shop around. Make the SVB's of the world earn your
       | business. SVB in particular was so incredibly entitled.
       | 
       | I'm glad they failed more spectacularly than my little startup.
        
         | inconceivable wrote:
         | here's an anecdote with zero drama:
         | 
         | we started at $0 revenue and $2000 initial deposit at citibank.
         | over the next few years we put $millions a year through them,
         | carried a balance of $millions in combined checking and mmf,
         | and sold our company for $millions. now my personal accounts at
         | the bank are in $low-thousands, and my post-sale money is in
         | investment banks.
         | 
         | nobody from citi ever called, or cared, or said anything when i
         | went to the branch other than one time a teller asking me what
         | our business did because he thought we were a tech company and
         | he really liked cloud computing stuff. i was happy to talk to
         | him about it, and that was it.
         | 
         | 99% of banking is boring and uneventful, it's just numbers on a
         | screen, especially if you live in an area where big bank
         | accounts are common (certain areas of big states like ca, tx,
         | ny, etc.)
         | 
         | anecdote on an anecodte: when we sold our biz, i tried to
         | transfer ownership of the account to the new owner, and the
         | branch manager couldn't actually make that happen. he said i
         | needed to write a letter (a physical, printed and signed
         | letter) to the headquarters of citi. l-o-l obviously we didn't
         | do that, so we just shut it down and cashier check deposited
         | the balance to the new owner's account at chase - and they
         | happened to have a branch literally 2 blocks away. i just
         | walked in and deposited the check into his account #. the
         | teller seemed like she did this sort of thing on a regular
         | basis.
        
           | eastbound wrote:
           | > 99% of banking is boring and uneventful, it's just numbers
           | on a screen
           | 
           | I wish my bankers would shut up about building a
           | relationship, and just process these numbers. They are the
           | car dealerships of holding money, such employees should be
           | working on instagram not in the real economy. Human in the
           | loop costs huge amounts of money and they only interfere.
           | 
           | Last time after a bank transfer that required log in, login
           | confirmation by phone, bank transfer UI access by digit card
           | security, bank transfer confirmation by SMS...
           | 
           | ...she just called to check it was me. For $650.
           | 
           | I wish banks would just shut up and process our money.
        
             | shapefrog wrote:
             | > They are the car dealerships of holding money, such
             | employees should be working on instagram not in the real
             | economy.
             | 
             | They should get real jobs like being influencers or
             | something.
        
             | specialdragon wrote:
             | $650 is a lot of money. Yes, definitely have those checks.
             | I'd rather they call and check and everything is fine, than
             | they not call, and things not be fine.
        
               | earnesti wrote:
               | Whether 650 is a lot or not is totally subjective. That's
               | why banks normally have customer specific risk
               | thresholds.
        
               | inconceivable wrote:
               | > $650 is a lot of money.
               | 
               | no. it really isn't.
        
               | notjtrig wrote:
               | 650 dollar bills is a lot of singles, it could feed a man
               | for a month or more, or provide enough gas to drive
               | across the US, it must be a lot of money, but it's
               | quickly lost when it comes to basic needs like housing,
               | healthcare and education.
        
               | eastbound wrote:
               | When you have $1m revenue on the same bank account, why
               | would they ever care about $650.
        
             | [deleted]
        
           | AdamN wrote:
           | My favorite experience at Citi ironically was closing my
           | checking account. I forgot why but anyway I went to the
           | counter and they just said, 'ok'. I put in my debit card and
           | pin to prove identity, then showed them my license as a
           | second form of identity, then I signed on the electronic pad
           | and received an envelope with my balance in it. Done. No,
           | 'Why are you leaving?' and high pressure tactics - didn't
           | even need to go to one of the desks in the back.
           | 
           | I'll bank again at Citi if I ever need to based solely on how
           | easy it was to leave them.
        
             | yamtaddle wrote:
             | > I'll bank again at Citi if I ever need to based solely on
             | how easy it was to leave them.
             | 
             | Time Warner: "You won't stay with us over Google Fiber even
             | if we're cheaper?"
             | 
             | Me: "No, because I won't have to have this stupid
             | conversation if I decide to cancel Google Fiber."
        
         | kentonv wrote:
         | Weird, that's not my experience.
         | 
         | My startup, which raised $1.2M back in 2015, didn't have to pay
         | any monthly fee -- at least until the balance dropped below
         | some threshold in the 5-digit range at which point they started
         | charging $15/mo, I think.
         | 
         | After that startup failed SVB courted me for a personal
         | account. They actually came to me in person, took me out for
         | coffee and stuff. I didn't even have much money at the time but
         | they just seemed really interested in signing up startup
         | founders (even failed ones).
         | 
         | For comparison I tried talking to Chase Private Client at their
         | Palo Alto branch, since my old 401k had gotten big enough to
         | qualify for their minimum if I rolled it over to them. The
         | banker there practically sneered at me, acted exasperated like
         | I was wasting his time and he had much bigger clients to tend
         | to. Also gave me a spiel about their high-fees wealth
         | management in which he asked leading questions about my
         | investments and then tried to make me feel stupid about my
         | answers so that I'd decide to pay Chase to manage it instead.
         | This was all obviously a marketing shtick and I found it
         | incredibly insulting. I went with SVB.
         | 
         | Yes, SVB's web site was ugly. Weirdly they had totally
         | different ugly web sites for their business and personal arms.
         | It functioned fine, though.
        
           | fatnoah wrote:
           | > The banker there practically sneered at me, acted
           | exasperated like I was wasting his time and he had much
           | bigger clients to tend to
           | 
           | I had a partial version of this experience with Charles
           | Schwab. (I've been a banking customer for many, many years
           | and have been very happy with them). When I left my first
           | startup after the many year run up to the 2008 crisis, I
           | decided to roll my fairly substantial 401(k) balance to my
           | tiny Schwab brokerage account.
           | 
           | Waiting for the rollover check to arrive was nerve-wracking
           | enough, so I decided to deposit it in person at my local
           | branch in a major city rather than mail it to them and wait
           | again. When I walked into the branch, the reception person
           | looked me up and down and was warming up to tell me that no,
           | they don't have public restrooms. Once I gave my account
           | information, they became very friendly and once I plopped the
           | check down on the counter for deposit, it was all coffee,
           | juices, and pastries from then on. ;)
        
           | csomar wrote:
           | It's not relative to the bank but to the bank branch. I have
           | an account with Chase and I made it clear that I'll be
           | depositing $2K to keep the account on, and I would not be
           | using it for day to day transactions. The branch manager was
           | cool with that and we chatted for an hour or so about
           | different stuff and he actually gave me some real advice.
           | 
           | This is not about Chase, it's about the branch and the branch
           | manager. I'm pretty sure another branch manager will be
           | annoyed talking to a $2k client in deposits with no in/out
           | flows and might not even consider them for an account.
           | 
           | If you want to bank with a specific bank, shop for the
           | branch.
        
             | [deleted]
        
             | kentonv wrote:
             | True, a few years later, I now live in Austin and the Chase
             | people here are a whole lot nicer to me. Maybe there's just
             | too many ultra-rich people in Palo Alto, heh.
        
           | spoonjim wrote:
           | You went with the bank that massaged your balls and almost
           | lost your money because of it
        
             | kentonv wrote:
             | I was under the FDIC insurance limit so I was not at risk
             | of losing my money.
        
         | koolba wrote:
         | We're you forced to use them as a bank as part of the funding
         | agreement? Otherwise why put up with that crap?
        
           | gerad wrote:
           | When you start a startup, especially a venture-funded one,
           | you really only want to be innovative in one area: your core
           | offering. It doesn't make sense to spend an innovation token
           | on your bank. So you go with something tried and true, that's
           | done it a million times before with a million other startups.
           | That was SVB.
           | 
           | Going with something else has potential downsides that you
           | may not even be aware of (as the OP describes).
        
             | [deleted]
        
             | rblatz wrote:
             | Sounds more like you are describing Chase bank. It's tried
             | and true and millions of businesses from small mom and pops
             | to fortune 10 companies use them. They've seen it all and
             | could even be an underwriter for your IPO. They can take
             | you from idea to exit.
        
             | sanderjd wrote:
             | Seems like this conventional wisdom about innovation tokens
             | was actually very poor in this particular area. Makes me
             | wonder what other bad decisions might be lurking behind
             | that best practice.
        
               | freddie_mercury wrote:
               | Was it very poor?
               | 
               | Other than a weekend of stress, what was the actual
               | downside to a founder of using SVB?
        
               | jjnoakes wrote:
               | Does the outcome justify the risk if the outcome could
               | have gone radically differently?
               | 
               | Is driving without a seatbelt not a poor decision if one
               | walks away from the wreck?
        
               | lazide wrote:
               | What seatbelt was someone not wearing in this case?
               | 
               | The normal retail banks are TERRIBLE. I did my startup
               | using a retail bank to start (BofA), and it was an
               | absolute nightmare.
               | 
               | I ended up at First Republic, and they've been great.
        
               | sanderjd wrote:
               | I didn't know about this until reading things throughout
               | this weekend (which is somewhat telling), but evidently
               | there are a number of approaches that businesses use to
               | avoid having essentially all of their money held as
               | uninsured deposits in a single bank. Those approaches are
               | the seatbelt that we seem to have largely chosen not to
               | wear.
        
               | vladgur wrote:
               | You are referring to insured sweep accounts?
               | 
               | It's also something that I have only learned this weekend
               | although I was never in a position to need one
        
               | sanderjd wrote:
               | Yeah pretty much.
        
               | sanderjd wrote:
               | > _Was it very poor?_
               | 
               | Clearly yes.
               | 
               | If you think there has been no damage to startups since
               | Thursday... well, you're wrong. This episode just made us
               | all poorer. There will be more regulation, there will be
               | exponentially less goodwill (and our industry was already
               | struggling on this front). Any remnant of an image of
               | "tech" being smart or special somehow is totally shot.
               | 
               | So yeah, spending just a bit more time thinking about how
               | to manage risk would have been a more wise approach.
        
               | paulgb wrote:
               | Although, things worked out in the end for depositors,
               | likely in part because it _was_ a high-profile, "safe
               | bet" bank.
        
               | lazide wrote:
               | Honestly, this is generally the way the FDIC has done it.
               | I don't recall any uninsured depositors at Wamu getting
               | screwed either in '08.
        
               | RC_ITR wrote:
               | Because they got bought.
               | 
               | Uninsured Indymac depositors got $0.50/dollar and
               | usually, an uninsured depositor at a small bank can
               | expect $0.60-0.75/dollar.
        
           | dcow wrote:
           | AFAIU this only happened when taking out "loans" from SVB and
           | it's not a general practice to add banking stipulations to
           | terms sheets.
        
         | commandersaki wrote:
         | Even Bernie Madoff had $5B sitting in a Chase Bank account.
        
         | ghiculescu wrote:
         | We chose to not use SVB because their online banking was so
         | bad. Dodged a bullet.
        
           | vinay_ys wrote:
           | I find it weird/hilarious that the darling bank of tech
           | startups in the heart of Silicon Valley has bad UX.
        
         | mise_en_place wrote:
         | Brex is way better compared to SVB. SVB had these weird
         | mountains of paperwork when I had to use them for my startup
         | back in 2017. Brex onboarding was instantaneous for my small
         | business.
        
       | rietta wrote:
       | The author must have never seen a rerun of Beverly Hill Billies
       | growing up. The bank President was constantly courting the
       | attention of Jed Clampett and his family!
        
       | paultopia wrote:
       | TBH, I don't really think that the author of this post screwed
       | up. There's a lot of self-flagellation, but, ultimately, Chase
       | offered accounts. The company used the services written on the
       | tin. It's far from obvious that one needs to show up in person to
       | close bank accounts. (I've certainly closed bank accounts without
       | showing up in person, or, hah, at least I think I have.) It's far
       | from obvious that a bank wouldn't be able to handle large amounts
       | of money without confusedly celebrating and then condemning the
       | poor fool who types the information into the computer. And
       | ultimately, it all got fixed, and the only serious hitch to
       | fixing it was the fact that for some weird-ass reason the bank
       | had some rule that it couldn't issue a cashiers check unless
       | there was a wad of cash that size in a particular branch, which
       | is completely nutso given that 99.999999% of bank money is just
       | bits anyway.
        
         | mypalmike wrote:
         | Yeah the "poor fool who types the information into the
         | computer", or "Alex" in this case, is really the most
         | enlightening thing in the story for me. It's amazing that this
         | person who has exactly zero impact on account sizes... is
         | rewarded for and takes credit for account sizes.
        
         | re-thc wrote:
         | Maybe he did in that he shouldn't have used Chase :p
        
         | hummus_bae wrote:
         | [dead]
        
       | RulerOf wrote:
       | Interesting story, but I've got to complain about the inset text
       | boxes:
       | 
       | > Someone out there is probably mentally screaming at me "you
       | fool!" at this point.
       | 
       | These are each clearly building up to "some explanation" of what
       | the author should have done instead, indicating precisely what
       | his foolish actions were and why. Perhaps we're just supposed to
       | know that, but this is never directly explained in the story and
       | I found it a little upsetting.
        
         | A_D_E_P_T wrote:
         | Same. I don't really understand what he did wrong, and it seems
         | as though everything worked out okay in the end. As as for
         | "lessons learned," I really don't know if there are any. Just
         | an amusing story of Chase coming to grips with "startup
         | banking" and the founder gaining some local notoriety.
        
           | hmahncke wrote:
           | I wonder how Alex and Alex's boss would tell this story?
           | 
           | [edited below - because threaded comments can come across
           | wrong]
           | 
           | I wonder if how Alex's boss would tell this story is - my
           | employee landed a $35m account, then failed to manage the
           | account successfully, and when $35m walked out the door, we
           | never understood what we did wrong
        
             | Aeolun wrote:
             | Yeah, but that's a problem with Chase, not a problem with
             | the guy telling this story.
             | 
             | I don't know about you, but it seemed fairly obvious to me
             | that our protagonist didn't see the bank as anything other
             | than a convenient stash of money.
        
               | margalabargala wrote:
               | Yeah, for sure. If anyone made a real "mistake" here, it
               | was Alex, who failed spectacularly at managing the
               | account.
               | 
               | If our protagonist saw a bank as a convenient stash of
               | money, then that's all it was for him. If it were to be
               | anything else, Alex would have been the person who would
               | inform him of that, something he clearly massively failed
               | to do.
               | 
               | If I happened to start a startup and be given a $35M
               | check, I would do exactly what the person in this story
               | did, for the same reasons, and unless a bank person told
               | me otherwise I wouldn't think anything more of it. A bank
               | is a bank is a bank until they demonstrate otherwise to
               | their customer, not the other way around.
        
           | op00to wrote:
           | He didn't do anything legally wrong. He didn't consider the
           | practical implications of deposit banking. For most of us our
           | balances are low and things just work. Pulling $1M can be
           | problematic if not planned in advance.
           | 
           | Kinda what happened to SVB. They'd likely have been fine if
           | they didn't tell people they needed money.
        
           | swatcoder wrote:
           | > I don't really understand what he did wrong
           | 
           | He was just clueless to how banking worked at the time and
           | how bankers expected to be involved with helping new clients
           | gradually grow their banking relationship.
           | 
           | He was a young kid who intuitively engaged in anonymous,
           | electronic, modern banking before bank branches were really
           | there themselves.
           | 
           | To young people who came up after him, his intuitive way
           | became more the norm -- especially for VC startups -- and the
           | idea that you might buy your banker a bottle of nice whiskey
           | for the holidays makes no sense. But for Alex, the banker,
           | who had a kid come in and grow an account to $35M and then
           | silently drain it without ever consulting with him, the whole
           | experience was alien and absolutely bewildering.
           | 
           | You can think of it as a culture clash or maybe a missed
           | opportunity. More awkward than wrong.
        
             | pjdesno wrote:
             | By 2012, the banking industry had spent two or three
             | decades educating customers to teach them that banking is
             | an impersonal transaction which takes place via ATM
             | machines and the internet, and never, ever, ever involves
             | talking to a bank teller behind a counter. They've been
             | trying to de-personalize banking since back when I got my
             | first ATM card in 1983 or so.
        
               | eropple wrote:
               | _> They 've been trying to de-personalize banking since
               | back when I got my first ATM card in 1983 or so._
               | 
               | For personal banking, absolutely. But the property
               | management business I bought, and then sold, had
               | dedicated account managers at both banks we used, and
               | both they (and the previous owner of my company) had an
               | expectation of personal contact and fairly regular
               | conversations--both because our customers also used those
               | banks, but also just because _it 's the norm_.
               | 
               | This was in 2020, for reference.
               | 
               | Business banking isn't all startups.
        
               | jldugger wrote:
               | Yea, the story isn't how banking online is anonymous and
               | magic, its about how branch banking is extremely
               | regional, and how few of them deal with "pre money"
               | startup financing, and were _structurally_ unprepared to
               | handle it. "I have 35M but need to slowly spend it down
               | until the next funding round" is not what most businesses
               | in LA look like, and the cash infusion presumably allowed
               | the bank to expand lending in the area, and business
               | banking. And when those funds leave, well, there might
               | even have been layoffs.
        
         | bvanderveen wrote:
         | The proper procedure for interacting with banks as a startup is
         | knowledge that isn't meant to be disseminated. The entire point
         | this piece is the asides: to make sure the uninitiated know
         | their place by signalling over their heads. The initiated have
         | nothing to learn here, it's just a funny story.
         | 
         | Move along, citizen.
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | jacooper wrote:
         | According to other comments here[1], he missed on a lot of cool
         | stuff by not engaging with Alex, as usually multimillion dollar
         | account managers have a very personal relationship with the CEO
         | of that company.
         | 
         | 1. https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=35161313
        
           | walrus01 wrote:
           | But what if you don't want to have business dinners with
           | people after work hours, don't play golf and don't have any
           | kids for the name memorization?
           | 
           | Anecdotally I've worked for a company that bought a lot of
           | lasers. Like, really, a lot. Enough lasers to make the laser
           | vendor fly our sales representative out to our city and hang
           | out visiting us for a few days. They would offer to take the
           | whole team out for dinner and drinks. It was just weird and
           | uncomfortable. I have other things to be doing with my
           | personal evening between 5:30 and 9pm.
        
             | zie wrote:
             | A good professional banker, would have helped with
             | essentially every finance related issue the poster may have
             | had. Including getting accounts more organized to help with
             | earning more than the .01% banks usually pay for their
             | checking accounts.
             | 
             | It's like concierge banking, you get 1 person that will
             | just make all of your bank and finance problems go away.
             | You need a house loan, your person would just make it
             | happen. You need financing, they can help with loans, going
             | public, seed rounds whatever you need. They can also help
             | you locate attorneys to help draft financial contracts,
             | etc. Tax specialists that can help you minimize taxes, etc.
             | There isn't much of a limit around both personal and
             | business finance they wouldn't at least help get you
             | pointed in a semi-sane direction with.
             | 
             | Assuming Alex was any good, which clearly they weren't that
             | good, since they did such a terrible job of explaining all
             | they could offer to the blog post writer. That's partly on
             | Chase, but probably mostly on Alex.
             | 
             | We have a banker and I needed to buy a car recently, I told
             | them my plans and they analyzed various payment
             | options(loan, leasing, paying cash) and gave me a
             | recommendation(just pay cash). When it came time to
             | actually buy the car, the dealer wouldn't take a credit
             | card for the entire cost, so my banker organized a cashiers
             | check so I just walked into the closest local branch,
             | picked up the check and was back at the dealer in 5
             | minutes(not including travel time).
             | 
             | Sure they can do the whole smooozhy mess as well if you
             | really want that, but we don't, so my banker doesn't do any
             | of those things with me. They know the sorts of charities
             | and things I like, so if the bank ends up sponsoring
             | something in my area, they will let me know and organize
             | tickets or whatever if I wanted. I rarely do those sorts of
             | events, but there are certain ones I like and my banker
             | knows that and just organizes tickets and what not for
             | those events once or twice a year that I like doing.
        
               | myrandomcomment wrote:
               | This is so true. Around 2015 I went to buy a house I the
               | Bay Area. I was at a new startup and my income was quite
               | low. I applied for mortgages but got turned down. Rules
               | about income (your paycheck not balances) to payment were
               | quite strict after 2008. To be clear I could write a
               | check for the house. I call my money guy (I had a modest
               | exit a few years before). He said, "I thought we talked
               | about this at the start, but you need anything
               | financially, legally, etc. you call me." 24 hours later I
               | had a loan from a private bank that did not have to
               | follow the rules because they did not sell the mortgages
               | on. My advisor has a JD and a CFA and is worth every
               | penny as I have neither of those.
               | 
               | I have a new startup now and bank with Chase. I will say
               | the banker asked the right questions, understood this was
               | a startup and went into all they could offer. My biggest
               | gripe with Chase that some above said SVB sorted, is the
               | ability to get a credit card in a company name without
               | being tied to personal, at the size we are.
        
               | zie wrote:
               | 100%, a good relationship with your banker makes
               | financial issues a non issue. that's literally their job,
               | make your financial issues non-issues.
               | 
               | Obviously good relationships with good bankers only
               | happen if you have sufficient assets that financial
               | problems are not usually a lack of assets problem. :)
               | Every bank will be different in the $$ amounts/assets you
               | need to have to get access to the concierge banker pool.
               | Also every bank has a different name for their
               | private/concierge banking.
               | 
               | Generally speaking $1M or more is sort of the minimum
               | amount to have access to the banks good banker people.
               | When you get into the 20-30M range, you can start
               | thinking about sharing a private office with a few other
               | people also in that range, and when you get into 100M or
               | more you can think about starting your own private
               | office, where you hire a full time money person or three
               | to manage it all for you, and they will deal with the
               | concierge bankers. Private/Family offices are sort of
               | concierge banking plus. The Plus is, they will handle
               | your entire family(however you choose to define it), they
               | will teach you and your family whatever you need to know,
               | they will handle budgets, paying bills all that stuff.
               | They will sort out actually purchasing stuff, organizing
               | trips, generally the sky is the limit here.
               | 
               | At BOA, with $100k worth of assets you can get into
               | Platinum Honors which is good banking, but not at the
               | same level as concierge banking. I.e. you don't get
               | access to private banking, but whenever you walk in or
               | make an appt, the BOA person you get will generally do
               | their best to make you happy. Chase has a similar sort of
               | program I believe, but am unfamiliar with it.
        
         | jmillikin wrote:
         | > Perhaps we're just supposed to know that, but this is never
         | > directly explained in the story and I found it a little
         | upsetting.
         | 
         | This might be an age / generational thing, but all of the
         | issues described in the article are immediately obvious to
         | people who grew up before internet banking.
         | 
         | The default for business accounts in "traditional" banks is
         | that they're handled by a specific named account manager, who
         | is given the credit (or blame) for that account's growth over
         | the years. So walking into some remote branch and opening an
         | account will tie that account directly to the political success
         | of whoever was sitting across the desk from you when you signed
         | the paperwork.
         | 
         | It's a failure mode that doesn't need an explanation to people
         | who are the expected audience of the article. In software
         | terms, imagine an article about launching an MVP that starts
         | off with "so I copy-pasted some PHP from StackOveflow and ran
         | it with default permissions in the same database that stores
         | customer credit card details ...". There doesn't need to be a
         | long digression about why that's bad.
        
           | eCa wrote:
           | There are people approaching their 40s who have never
           | experienced pre-internet banking (as adults). Crazy times.
        
           | walrus01 wrote:
           | > will tie that account directly to the political success of
           | whoever was sitting across the desk from you when you signed
           | the paperwork.
           | 
           | I don't think the end user of a bank's services can or should
           | be expected to know about, or take this factor into
           | consideration when choosing to close their account or
           | drastically change how they use it, however.
           | 
           | It's not personal, it's business, and to a certain extent any
           | large US domestic bank is functionally equivalent to the
           | other in features, fees and risk level.
           | 
           | If I closed everything I have with Wells Fargo tomorrow and
           | reopened it with BOA or Chase I would expect about the same
           | functionality.
        
             | swatcoder wrote:
             | It's not the historical or national norm to be handed a $1M
             | check, drop it into a bank account like birthday card
             | money, and then conduct all your banking business
             | digitally. Some of that's a startup thing and some of
             | that's a generational modern thing.
             | 
             | Traditionally, businesses establish relationships with
             | their banker (a person), who helps steward their accounts,
             | apply for loans, understand and pursue savings and
             | investment options for held balances, etc
             | 
             | Banking organizations are built around this very very long-
             | standing model. There are processes and spreadsheets and
             | powerpoints and dumb little mugs for high performers and
             | all those things.
             | 
             | Clearly, with the consolidation of banks and the
             | pervasiveness of online banking, this is in the process of
             | changing. This story captures one of those transitional
             | moments, where a young kid with a startup is completely
             | blind to what bankers expect to be doing.
             | 
             | But your version of "how things are" is very contemporary,
             | and wasn't quite the way of things when this story takes
             | place.
        
               | [deleted]
        
       | fnbr wrote:
       | I'm a naive techie. What, exactly, did Mitchell do wrong here?
       | What could he have done better?
        
       | ironic_otter wrote:
       | I think all the replies here about people describing all their
       | personal interactions with their banker is hiliarious. I'm in my
       | 40s, started "banking" well before internet banking was a thing,
       | and I still had no idea why the author was cringing at his
       | naivety. Until the people here with actual money spelled it out
       | for me. My banker never knew me from Adam, and my typical
       | withdrawal was to buy ramen... Oh how the rest of you live!
        
       | fakedang wrote:
       | It's not the bank, it's the banker. Like seriously.
       | 
       | When we were starting up, we were just a bunch of bright-eyed
       | 18-year-olds, with nothing to our name, except $3000. We didn't
       | know the basic shit about opening a business account and shopping
       | around, so we went to the name-brand small private bank we could
       | find that was "sexy", cold called them and explained our
       | situation. We were all broke, still in college, no real revenue
       | so to speak of, and the person handling the call literally did
       | not know where to guide us (or she misunderstood us?), so she
       | sent us off to a relationship manager, to whom we relayed our
       | story. He told us to go look elsewhere.
       | 
       | Actually, yeah, he told us to go look elsewhere because that bank
       | was not suited to handling corporate accounts, but mostly private
       | wealth management. And their minimum deposit was $200,000 for the
       | basic accounts, with a $1 million being the usual expected
       | deposit. Instead, he himself referred us to another bank, which
       | gladly took us on, because of his referral. We thanked him so
       | much, created our account, whatever.
       | 
       | Fast forward to 3 years later, we sold the company and were flush
       | with cash, so obviously y'all know to whom we went to handle our
       | accounts. By then he was in a much larger bank. When he left that
       | one for Credit Suisse, we all followed him. Over these years, he
       | might have received a collective amount of more than $200 million
       | in banking business from our relationship (not from our startup
       | alone, other investments too).
        
       | repiret wrote:
       | I've always been shocked by how non-fungible branches of huge
       | national banks are. "We can't give you a megabuck of cash because
       | we don't keep that much in the vault" would make sense, but "we
       | can't write a cashiers check for a megabuck because something
       | about this branch" is bonkers. I keep a BofA account and every
       | once in a while it somehow matters what branch I opened it in 15
       | years ago.
        
         | rwmj wrote:
         | On the very rare occasions when I get a paper cheque, I still
         | have to send it (thankfully, by post) to the branch where I
         | opened the account nearly 50 years ago. This is at a reasonably
         | large national bank, now owned by a huge international bank.
         | It's pretty weird. Also I'm fairly sure they just scan it in to
         | their computer, which I could do myself if the bank offered a
         | functional app.
         | 
         | The postscript to this is the bank has been closing branches
         | left and right, so I imagine one day they'll close "mine" and
         | then I don't know what I'll do with cheques. Hopefully they'll
         | have finally died out by then.
        
       | [deleted]
        
       | flandish wrote:
       | So a neat story ... but it trends like "newbie does big thing.
       | Possibly messes up but is ok."
       | 
       | Like a lot of people in startups.
       | 
       | Some of which fail. Some due to svb. Some to other reasons.
       | 
       | Same "newbie taking serious action" trend.
       | 
       | Like 17/18 yo kids getting signed up with predatory college
       | loans.
       | 
       | We'll bail out capital owning class members... but those same
       | folk laugh at the student loan cohort...
        
       | theyknowitsxmas wrote:
       | > the amount the cashier's check is made out for has to be
       | available at that local branch (or, whichever branch issues it).
       | And, well, local branches I guess don't usually have $1M cash
       | lying around. Or, if they do, its not enough to cover other
       | business activities for the day so they're not willing to part
       | with it.
       | 
       | I guess a flight to New York is worth it.
        
         | op00to wrote:
         | Banking with companies that understand your specific needs is
         | worth a lot.
        
       | ficklepickle wrote:
       | Here's the twist: the closing of the Chase account led to Alex's
       | career tanking. Thus began a downward spiral of his life. His
       | wife left him and took the kids. He turned to the bottle and it
       | got worse from there. He became indebted to the wrong people.
       | 
       | It was then he remembered that Hashicorp account. When he was
       | shown the door at Chase, the account had a few hundred grand in
       | it. Through knowledge of internal procedures and some social
       | engineering, he began fraudulently obtaining funds from the
       | account. He hoped they had forgotten that the account existed. It
       | must be pennies to those people, they shuffle around millions
       | without batting an eye.
       | 
       | Then, one day the cops show up at his seedy motel room. He was
       | arrested for the fraud and found guilty. The judge was
       | particularly heavy-handed and gave him 10 years, despite no
       | priors.
       | 
       | Alex kept a picture of the founder of Hashicorp on the wall of
       | his cell all those years, blaming him for the turn his life took.
       | He did push ups and other exercises to keep himself somewhat
       | sane. All the while, dreaming of the day he would get out and
       | take his revenge.
       | 
       | Fast forward to today and Alex is recently released from prison.
       | Biding his time, plotting his revenge...
       | 
       | Alex spends a lot of time on hacker news, hate-reading about
       | these startup types that ruin lives. Getting into the mind of his
       | enemy. One last twist, Alex is me! /s
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | taskforcegemini wrote:
         | by the time you got out you were an old boy
        
         | xyst wrote:
         | I approve this for a Hallmark film
        
           | nwatson wrote:
           | "The Year Santa Wore Orange"
        
         | hef19898 wrote:
         | Well, Hashicorp did more or less everything right. Except of
         | building a working relationship with Chase in LA. Heck, the
         | even conducted audits, and apparently no money was lost.
        
         | recuter wrote:
         | Hi Alex, I am a Hollywood producer working at a major motion
         | picture studio responsible for films getting greenlit.
         | Everybody around the office was buzzing about your idea as the
         | basis for a potential screenplay and I was just about to offer
         | you $750,000 for the story rights until an intern pointed to
         | another story (we don't understand what most of the things
         | discussed on your forum are) and we found out about this
         | ChatGPT4 thing.
         | 
         | A few phone calls later and with early access to their product
         | acquired - suffice it to say we were able to generate more
         | ideas of similar caliber than we know what to do with for $0.75
         | and will be reevaluating our business practices going forward.
         | 
         | I wish you best of luck on your murderous rampage.
        
         | lawgimenez wrote:
         | True Detective Season 5 then.
        
       | shruubi wrote:
       | I'll be honest, all these asides feel like there is some kind of
       | explanation or big reveal that never comes. I can understand a
       | bank identifying a large-sum account and wanting to look after
       | them, being annoyed by that account moving banks as well as a
       | local branch having to take precautions on such large
       | withdrawals. But otherwise, I feel like I'm missing something
       | here that isn't spelled out.
        
         | brabel wrote:
         | The only thing I was amused about was the fact that a 22 year
         | old without any sort of work experience got 1 Million dollars
         | just like that (and much more later on).
        
           | benjaminwootton wrote:
           | He turned it into a company that changed the industry and
           | went public, so somebody made a good call.
        
         | jmillikin wrote:
         | The author is used to thinking of their bank account as an
         | anonymous number, with operations handled impassively by
         | whoever happens to be staffing the bank's reception desk that
         | day. They probably never considered 35 million dollars to be an
         | amount worth fussing over ("this is not a lot of money to a big
         | bank, they'll barely notice").
         | 
         | The bank thinks of multi-million dollar business accounts as a
         | deeply personal relationship between the CEO and account
         | manager, where the AM takes the CEO to fancy dinners and golf
         | outings and remembers the names of the CEO's children.
         | HashiCorp's account might have been the largest that had ever
         | been opened at that particular branch.
         | 
         | This article is an amusing(?) story about those two worldviews
         | making contact.
        
           | WWLink wrote:
           | I admit I was laughing at the part where he transferred out
           | the $35mil and Alex called him.
           | 
           | Honestly I'm sure a lot of people on HN have experienced the
           | "hey I just wanted to see how you were doing" call from their
           | bank. Once you have >$100k in your chase accounts they'll
           | start doing that.
           | 
           | But why would anyone have that much money in their Chase
           | accounts? I keep a nominal amount of money in my chase
           | account and send the bulk of my money to fidelity to throw
           | into whatever investment vehicle I like. Sadly, I think you
           | need to have $1mil at fidelity to get the same red carpet
           | treatment chase will give you for $100k.
        
             | Rapzid wrote:
             | > >$100k in your chase accounts they'll start doing that.
             | 
             | Heh, not Wells Fargo.
             | 
             | After 20 years being a customer and carrying very large
             | deposits they will charge you for a cahiers check at the
             | window. After you politely ask for it to be waived (having
             | worked for the bank knowing they can waive it for you),
             | being declined by the manager on duty who handled the
             | escalation, and responding "I need the check but if you
             | charge me for this I will close my account" to the question
             | "Do you still want the check for the fee?"; then they will
             | start calling you after the 10k daily transfers out start.
        
             | kyawzazaw wrote:
             | got called by a Chase branch manager once it was over 30k
             | (2022)
        
               | WWLink wrote:
               | Hmm yea that doesn't surprise me. I really wasn't sure
               | what the magic number was lol.
               | 
               | Says a lot about the level of service my credit union
               | gives lol. I've had more than that in my account before
               | and they never gave me special treatment. XD
        
             | Xcelerate wrote:
             | > Once you have >$100k in your chase accounts they'll start
             | doing that.
             | 
             | Is there a good reason for this other than if you're about
             | to buy a house or something? Most of my net worth is in
             | investments; very little is in checking or savings, because
             | it doesn't seem like there is any benefit to that.
        
               | WWLink wrote:
               | Nope. And that's part of why they start calling you - to
               | sign you up for CDs, money market accounts, etc. (I'm not
               | sure if they get a commission for selling you into a
               | locked investment, but I imagine they do). They probably
               | also are trying to get you on a good credit card, get a
               | mortgage with them, be the first place you come when you
               | want to buy a car, etc.
               | 
               | I guess I'll note, I've never had that much in my
               | personal account but I have a friend who did for a while
               | (and a family member who also did). Personally, I
               | canceled my chase account because a teller at the local
               | branch was being a condescending dick to me. I assume
               | because I didn't have that much money in my account lmao.
        
               | stephencanon wrote:
               | Checking is the backing buffer for a queue of pending
               | transactions. If you have one or two highly-compensated
               | people in your family, and somewhat randomly-distributed
               | large expenses (paying cash for a car, renovating a
               | house, credit card bills after a vacation, etc), then
               | $100k does not seem like an unusually large buffer size.
        
               | rhtgrg wrote:
               | > Is there a good reason for this other than if you're
               | about to buy a house or something?
               | 
               | Liquidity. FDIC insurance upto $250k. Of course, you
               | don't want to put a big chunk of your money into a bank
               | like this, but $100k is not a "big chunk of your money"
               | to a lot of people, in relative terms.
               | 
               | I'm assuming your sentiment applies to HYSAs as well,
               | which is the better place for this kind of thing.
        
             | anonymousiam wrote:
             | Having that kind of cash with Fidelity gives you a lot of
             | perks, but you still need to keep an eye on them. My
             | Fidelity guy is now a VP, but because of my balances he
             | still handles my accounts personally. I've been with them
             | for a while and my conclusion is that they are no better
             | (and often worse) than I am at financial planning and
             | wealth building. The economy is always changing, and the
             | big sudden changes are the ones that usually catch everyone
             | (including the experts) by surprise. What worked well five
             | years ago doesn't work anymore. You'll never get the kind
             | of attention and analysis from Fidelity (or any firm) that
             | you can get from yourself if you are willing to put in the
             | effort.
        
             | UncleEntity wrote:
             | > But why would anyone have that much money in their Chase
             | accounts?
             | 
             | They said in TFA they were just chugging along with the
             | startup and didn't know any better until hiring a finance
             | person.
             | 
             | Obviously having $35m sitting in a bank account is less
             | than optimal.
        
           | jacooper wrote:
           | Now I understand what's wrong, so he missed on a lot of cool
           | stuff by just not engaging with Alex.
           | 
           | Doesn't seem like that a big of deal, but a bummer for sure!
        
             | jldugger wrote:
             | It's more like "this Alex dude's entire career was at the
             | whim of a naive young startup founder who was oblivious to
             | this fact."
        
               | op00to wrote:
               | I'm thinking of that scene in Billy Madison where Steve
               | Bucscemi is crossing names off a list. Poor Alex!
        
         | hartator wrote:
         | Yes, it seems very business as usual.
         | 
         | I am more surprised about the founder lack of interest for bank
         | and finance. It's fully in his duty to know where his investor
         | money is. And he seems to be careless about it.
        
           | Aeolun wrote:
           | Knowing it is _all_ in a specific Chase account seems like a
           | very simple way to always know exactly where your money is?
        
             | jldugger wrote:
             | "I know _exactly_ where the statue is"
        
             | hartator wrote:
             | I mean the part with hundreds of thousands of fraud for
             | months.
        
               | mypalmike wrote:
               | By that point he wasn't in charge of finances.
        
           | re-thc wrote:
           | It makes sense considering he's gone from founder / CEO ->
           | founder / CTO -> individual contributor i.e. probably never
           | focused on these things and just wanted to build the product
           | as an engineer.
        
       | [deleted]
        
       | twelve40 wrote:
       | With so much dramatic build up I was fully expecting him to lose
       | a bunch of money, but what followed was... nothing. Like, nothing
       | happened. "My final check was delayed by a few days and I got
       | weird looks from bank employees", that's it.
        
         | greenie_beans wrote:
         | i enjoyed the story. it was entertaining enough without some
         | big ending.
        
       | IncRnd wrote:
       | This can all be understood by not thinking of your bank as a
       | bank. Every bank employee, except a teller, is a salesperson
       | trying to make a living by upsells. They are paid commission.
       | Since your bank really isn't a bank, the one thing they don't
       | have is cash money. You might have problems withdrawing $10,000
       | at one time.
        
       | [deleted]
        
       | dcow wrote:
       | The last week has made me really question why VC firms don't
       | provide cash management crash courses to founders, or something
       | of the like (cash management consultants or something). It seems
       | like a _huge_ flight risk to write $10MM and $20MM checks and
       | just hand them to a founder with no financial staff whatsoever
       | who only cares about finding PMF and who couldn 't care less
       | about cash management. It's great that Mercury is doing all this
       | stuff for founders, just seems like it should be table stakes for
       | VCs to require some sort of cash plan to be approved before
       | handing over the check. But what do I know maybe 10MM is peanuts.
        
         | throwawaaarrgh wrote:
         | VCs are psychopaths. They don't care if the world burns down as
         | long as 1 out of 50 investments turns into a huge valuation.
         | Poor cash management? They wouldn't care if he was feeding
         | stray cats to an ML algorithm and burning $1000 bills to power
         | a crypto miner.
        
       | rietta wrote:
       | I wonder if this would have gone differently if the author had
       | originally opened business account with the local teacher's
       | credit union. That could have really been interesting to see how
       | the account manager handled his account. And @jmillikin's comment
       | about the author being used to treating banking as an anonymous
       | store for cash and executor of transactions vs how they have
       | traditionally worked is spot on.
        
       | niffydroid wrote:
       | I'm in the UK, why on earth does it matter about the branch? In
       | the UK it's about the bank not the branch. The branches left
       | generally are pretty small now doing the most basics of tasks.
        
         | tcldr wrote:
         | Banking in the US had quite a few surprises for me. Often
         | masked as 'for security' when it's anything but. A few examples
         | spring to mind.
         | 
         | 1) Chip and pin took the US forever to adopt. I've heard
         | arguments that this is because chip and pin is 'insecure'.
         | Insecure compared to a signature or magnetic stripe? Really?
         | 
         | 2) SSL certificates. A lot of the retail banks use the cheapest
         | grade SSL certificates. No extended validation. So you don't
         | get that reassuring green padlock. No idea why. Something about
         | compliance I read once. Bizarre.
         | 
         | 3) ACH payments take three days to wire. Again, I've heard the
         | argument for this is that it helps security as it gives you a
         | chance to cancel the payment before it finally completes. More
         | plausibly though, I think it helps the banks generate fees.
         | Granted, it took legislative intervention in the EU to get this
         | right, but clearly it's a net win for the economy.
         | 
         | A lot of people buy the arguments, too. Banking in the UK/EU is
         | like living in the future when compared to the US.
         | 
         | EDIT: Oh, and I forgot about cheques (checks). The US still
         | loves a check. The banking equivalent of the Penny Farthing.
        
           | quesera wrote:
           | > So you don't get that reassuring green padlock. No idea
           | why. Something about compliance I read once. Bizarre.
           | 
           | All major browsers have removed the green padlock for EV
           | certificates. It did not improve user security behaviour.
           | There are some arguments that it had a detrimental effect.
           | 
           | You can still distinguish certificate types by clicking on
           | the small padlock icon in the URL bar. But of course no one
           | does that.
           | 
           | Consequently there is no current reason to pay (in cost and
           | time) for an EV certificate.
        
             | tcldr wrote:
             | That's fair. Maybe Wells Fargo and others were on the
             | cutting edge of this change. But somehow, I doubt it.
        
       | jgilias wrote:
       | This really highlights the difference between what banks think
       | they are, and what most of their customers think they are.
       | 
       | Also, this makes me think how in a world where stablecoins are
       | regulated with clear rules of what their issuers can and can't
       | do, you'd be better off having your funds in something like USDC
       | instead of a bank account. It's basically the same thing as a
       | bank account but with full instead of fractional reserve, and the
       | ability to hold and transfer the 'I Owe U' units without
       | involving 'the bank' itself.
        
       | rowls66 wrote:
       | What surprised me most about the story is that despite a very
       | unusual pattern of transactions for a business banking account at
       | a local branch, the OP only received occasional calls from the
       | local branch banker. I would have expected at least one call from
       | the bank's compliance department inquiring about the source of
       | the funds, and requesting more information about the nature of
       | the OP's business. Bank's are legally required to know their
       | customers and to report potentially illegal activity. This
       | account clearly did not go unnoticed.
       | 
       | I have received such a call from Chase only once in my 35 adult
       | years, and it was triggered by a deposit much smaller than 35M.
        
         | jsty wrote:
         | They wouldn't have looked at it as a one-off $35M deposit
         | though, but as one of many increasingly large deposits into a
         | tech company that could all be traced back to a VC firm - all
         | of which could be verified by information the bank has
         | available without needing to query the customer, not least a
         | series of effervescent PR pieces by said VC funds about their
         | new investment
        
       | par wrote:
       | I'm more curious how the author secured the $1m cashiers check
       | during transport and deposit to the next bank!
        
         | neilknowsbest wrote:
         | I wanna know how he managed to initiate a wire for $35MM online
         | (and approximately 100% of account balance), presumably to a
         | brand new recipient, and only got a single phone call and the
         | wire request wasn't rejected. Maybe things have changed, but my
         | experience now is that I'd have to go into a branch to do that
         | wire, and I'd probably get the normal verification call plus
         | another from the account manager.
        
           | astura wrote:
           | Yeah, I also this as weird.
           | 
           | I opened a new account and ACHed $25k into it which triggered
           | all sorts of "fraud alerts" and put my money in limbo for
           | days. Ended up having to get on a three way conference call
           | for the transfer to go through.
        
         | samspenc wrote:
         | And I'm curious whatever came out of the fraud investigation at
         | Chase. I mean, there was some fraudster who had control of a
         | well known startup's bank account (granted, the older one) and
         | moving six-figure amounts out of it regularly, what in the
         | world happened?
        
           | rippercushions wrote:
           | Four-figure ("thousands of dollars out every few weeks"),
           | presumably specifically to avoid tripping any automated
           | checks on moving over $10k.
           | 
           | But yeah, it's still kind of mind-boggling that they could do
           | this for apparently years without anyone noticing. And not
           | just on Chase's side: how do you not notice that the money
           | customers claim to be paying you is not actually landing in
           | your main bank account?
        
         | Aeolun wrote:
         | Put it in his pocket and walk to the next branch over? What
         | exactly do you expect to happen?
         | 
         | He can make that trip a thousand times and never encounter any
         | issues. Whether there's a 1M check in his pocket is immaterial.
        
         | nodesocket wrote:
         | Typically when buying a house the down payment is either a wire
         | or cashiers check. I did a cashiers check, just drove right
         | from the bank to the title and escrow company.
        
         | NSMutableSet wrote:
         | Manhattan Beach is a nice city. The median for SFH is close to
         | 4 million.
        
       | Nifty3929 wrote:
       | Why are so many looking for a villain here?
       | 
       | I don't think anyone did anything wrong at all.
       | 
       | Alex correctly assessed that he was giving his customer
       | everything they wanted, and left it at that. It doesn't sound
       | like he was pushy. He didn't call more than once in a while after
       | big deposits. Mitchel just needed a place to hold cash. Seems
       | like they both got everything they needed out of the
       | relationship.
       | 
       | If anybody here was deluded, maybe it was Alex's leadership who
       | mistakenly thought there was a chance to sell huge financial
       | products to this "whale." Alex understood otherwise, and probably
       | spent most of his time managing that impedance mismatch with his
       | boss.
        
       | dangrossman wrote:
       | I get those voicemails from "my personal banker" at a branch of
       | my bank I've never actually walked into a few times a year, "just
       | checking in to see if we're meeting all your needs" or something
       | like that. I hadn't noticed those calls are correlated with me
       | moving around large amounts of money, e.g. when I pool money into
       | a checking account to buy a house or whatnot. I suspected some
       | department is responsible for watching that kind of thing for
       | fraud, but never thought it'd be some random banker at a specific
       | branch.
        
         | UncleEntity wrote:
         | You can probably turn those events into a free toaster with a
         | little unease in your voice about how well the bank is doing
         | their job.
        
         | astura wrote:
         | Is it Wells Fargo?
         | 
         | I get these exact phone calls from Wells Fargo because they
         | bought my mortgage, I don't have any other accounts with them.
         | Since they bought my mortgage I've never even been in a WF
         | branch. They call from the closest one, which isn't very close.
         | 
         | They are the only bank that's ever called me like this. I have
         | had accounts with many different banks.
        
         | cperciva wrote:
         | I get those calls from my local (Canadian) branch, and I've
         | noticed a correlation with having an unusually large balance.
         | (In fact, I'm expecting such a call in the next few days since
         | I have a new car worth of cash in my account.) It's usually
         | almost immediately apparent that they want to "help" me invest,
         | aka. buy their high fee mutual funds.
         | 
         | Alas, I don't think Tarsnap has ever had such calls from my
         | bank -- I guess it doesn't keep enough cash for them to
         | consider it an exceptional small business account -- but I have
         | had such calls from PayPal... interestingly, not correlated
         | with anything I've noticed, so maybe PayPal is just calling
         | everyone in Tarsnap's volume range on a schedule. Similarly, I
         | get regular "check in" emails from AWS... the most recent one
         | offering a discount ticket to re:invent.
         | 
         | I don't think I've ever had any such calls from Stripe. Now I'm
         | starting to feel unappreciated!
        
           | shell0x wrote:
           | 100%. CIBC calls me about that too and tries to upsell. Just
           | tell them you plan to leave the country or something and
           | you're not interested, then they stop chasing.
        
         | shapefrog wrote:
         | > I suspected some department is responsible for watching that
         | kind of thing for fraud, but never thought it'd be some random
         | banker at a specific branch.
         | 
         | Why wouldn't the fraud department ask the "account manager"
         | what is going on?
        
         | walrus01 wrote:
         | In general, whenever some business I have a vague professional
         | relationship starts calling me on the phone because clearly
         | some CRM system has prompted them into "just checking in!", it
         | only bothers me and becomes a source of annoyance. I don't like
         | getting calls from people who want to sell me new things or who
         | work on commission.
         | 
         | The likelihood of me continuing as a happy customer is
         | inversely proportional to the number of unsolicited calls I
         | get.
         | 
         | Mostly all this means is these days I give out the main number
         | to my pbx IVR menu and never my direct cellphone number.
        
           | Aeolun wrote:
           | I dunno, I kind of like that it's the same person all the
           | time. If they're happy with me saying 'everything is fine'
           | until everything is not fine and I call them back, that works
           | for me.
        
         | bmmayer1 wrote:
         | I do not get these calls. Must not be doing that well :)
        
       | jongjong wrote:
       | I will never trust a bank with any amount over $50k.
       | 
       | It's weird. I remember 5 years ago, when I got involved in
       | blockchain space, I was seeing people holding $20k in crypto and
       | I was thinking that they're crazy. Now I'm holding over $20k in
       | crypto myself and it feels like the safest asset on earth.
       | 
       | I don't even trust company shares. I would never trust any human
       | being with more than a new car's worth of value. I worked too
       | hard for it and humans are not trustworthy enough.
        
         | renonce wrote:
         | In what crypto? Holding in USDC means trusting your money with
         | Circle, and holding BTC means trusting whatever exchange that
         | you're going to deposit your money into.
        
           | mattdesl wrote:
           | Holding BTC doesn't require trust in a single exchange, only
           | trust that it continues to hold some market value.
           | 
           | If you have $20K of non-blacklisted BTC you will probably be
           | able to find a buyer somewhere in the world, though the
           | exchange rate might not be as efficient as a CEX like
           | Coinbase.
           | 
           | GP's logic seems poor though. In US or EU, probably safer to
           | hold up to the insurance limit in local banks. Beyond that,
           | or for higher risk assets or in countries with poor banking
           | infra, crypto becomes a viable option.
        
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