[HN Gopher] Google asks some employees to share desks amid offic...
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       Google asks some employees to share desks amid office downsizing
        
       Author : nickthegreek
       Score  : 79 points
       Date   : 2023-02-23 17:24 UTC (5 hours ago)
        
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       | dcchambers wrote:
       | I guess I had already figured that Google switched to hotel-style
       | desks when covid started.
        
       | elforce002 wrote:
       | If that's the case, why not encourage WFH instead of this "idea"?
        
       | orangesite wrote:
       | Hahahahaha!
        
       | a13o wrote:
       | Pretty unlikely for two people to share ergonomic settings across
       | the desk hardware. If you've been in this industry long enough
       | you've got to be careful about wrist, neck, leg, and eye strain
       | and that often boils down to setting your chair and monitor just
       | so, and customized ergonomic peripherals.
       | 
       | A policy like this is biased against older and differently abled
       | employees whether that was the intention or not.
        
       | vechagup wrote:
       | I'm not in the PA that will be sharing desks but sit in one of
       | the affected offices. I can see about 100 desks from where I am
       | right now. All of them are assigned to someone, but only 6
       | presently have someone sitting there. Occupancy of our corner
       | peaks at maybe 30%?
       | 
       | Something was bound to happen given all the unused real estate.
       | But it's shitty that those of us who actually use our desks,
       | because we rather like work-home separation, now might end up
       | with a desk time share. Maybe all those people who didn't
       | actually want to come to the office should have just filed for
       | permanent remote?
        
         | hypothesis wrote:
         | > Occupancy of our corner peaks at maybe 30%? > Maybe all those
         | people who didn't actually want to come to the office should
         | have just filed for permanent remote?
         | 
         | Not sure what the rules are at BigCo, but it looks like it
         | would be way simpler to ask office-first people to apply to
         | permanent positions.
        
       | amf12 wrote:
       | I don't understand the negative sentiment with this. Do people
       | expect employers to assign everyone a big desk, which is not
       | completely open office and also have the flexibility to come to
       | the office 1-2 days a week?
       | 
       | I hope there are exceptions for people who come in everyday, but
       | otherwise it's a win-win the way I see it.
        
         | readonthegoapp wrote:
         | part of it, for me, is that this policy says, 'hey googlers, we
         | order you to _not_ come to the office -- at least, not at the
         | same time or day as your desk friendo, or your desk friendos.'
         | 
         | so when CEO 'x' says, 'everyone back to the office, we need to
         | whisper sweet idea nothings to each other on our way to/from
         | the bathroom, in the office, so that we can $$$$$' -- ceo
         | google just said, "that's obviously untrue, and completely
         | ridiculous, besides".
         | 
         | either that, or ceo google just said that the money we save by
         | creating desk friendos will surpass the alleged value we gain
         | by whispering sweet idea nothings to each other in the
         | hallways, or at our covid- and flu-covered desks.
         | 
         | but one commenter said 'stackable desks' like bunk beds - which
         | makes sense - kind of like that vertical pig farm in china. not
         | sure how productive that will be -- for the desk jockeys, not
         | the pigs -- but worth a try i guess.
         | 
         | https://medium.com/halting-problem/open-office-floor-plans-g...
        
           | Macha wrote:
           | Google is also one of those companies pushing for RTO though,
           | from what I understood.
        
             | vechagup wrote:
             | RTO is barely being pushed for. They said "you should come
             | to the office these 3 days", but almost no one did and no
             | manager seems to care.
        
               | whiplash451 wrote:
               | Yet another sign of a CEO being completely out of touch.
        
         | astrea wrote:
         | The negative sentiment is in the being forced to return to
         | office then, in the same stroke, diminishing the quality of the
         | in-office experience.
        
           | amf12 wrote:
           | Google let's you apply for remote work, and Hybrid RTO isn't
           | being enforced.
        
             | VirusNewbie wrote:
             | It's being enforced unevenly is the issue. Some floors are
             | packed and some are mostly empty.
        
       | hprotagonist wrote:
       | _So Y.T. 's mom has clacked up the stairs in her black pumps and
       | gone into her office, actually a large room with computer
       | workstations placed across it in a grid. Used to be divided up by
       | partitions, but the EBGOC boys didn't like it, said what would
       | happen if there had to be an evacuation? All those partitions
       | would impede the free flow of unhinged panic. So no more
       | partitions. Just workstations and chairs. Not even any desktops.
       | Desktops encourage the use of paper, which is archaic and
       | reflects inadequate team spirit. What is so special about your
       | work that you have to write it down on a piece of paper that only
       | you get to see? That you have to lock it away inside a desk? When
       | you're working for the Feds, everything you do is the property of
       | the United States of America. You do your work on the computer.
       | The computer keeps a copy of everything, so that if you get sick
       | or something, it's all there where your co-workers and
       | supervisors can get access to it. If you want to write little
       | notes or make phone doodles, you're perfectly free to do that at
       | home, in your spare time. And there's the question of
       | interchangeability. Fed workers, like military people, are
       | intended to be interchangeable parts. What happens if your
       | workstation should break down? You're going to sit there and
       | twiddle your thumbs until it gets fixed? No siree, you're going
       | to move to a spare workstation and get to work on that. And you
       | don't have that flexibility if you've got half a ton of personal
       | stuff cached inside of a desk, strewn around a desktop.
       | 
       | So there is no paper in a Fed office. All the workstations are
       | the same. You come in in the morning, pick one at random, sit
       | down, and get to work. You could try to favor a particular
       | station, try to sit there every day, but it would be noticed.
       | Generally you pick the unoccupied workstation that's closest to
       | the door. That way, whoever came in earliest sits closest,
       | whoever came in latest is way in the back, for the rest of the
       | day it's obvious at a glance who's on the ball in this office and
       | who is -- as they whisper to each other in the bathrooms --
       | having problems._
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | lasereyes136 wrote:
         | Snow Crash for those that don't know: https://a.co/d/fXWqXr7
        
           | [deleted]
        
           | benatkin wrote:
           | Long unsightly url after redirection but doesn't appear to be
           | an affiliate link.
        
             | jefftk wrote:
             | If you want to make a short Amazon link manually the only
             | thing you need is the /dp/ID. So in this case,
             | https://amazon.com/dp/B00005NZJA
        
           | flandish wrote:
           | Is that a good read? I liked Quicksilver.
        
             | teachrdan wrote:
             | I loved it. I think it's probably Stephenson's best novel,
             | before he went off the rails with books unreadably long to
             | anyone but his most devoted followers. And I say this as
             | someone who also read Zodiac, Diamond Age, and
             | Cryptonomicon.
        
               | karmelapple wrote:
               | Is Diamond Age considered unreadably long? Because gosh
               | did I like it, but it did seem long-ish.
        
               | teachrdan wrote:
               | Not too long to read. But too long to read and enjoy imo.
               | I think all his books post-Snow Crash could be 30%
               | shorter and would then be about 75% better.
        
               | flandish wrote:
               | Ohh I did read Cryptomomicon too. Forgot that one.
               | 
               | I'll give it a shot. Thanks!
        
         | benatkin wrote:
         | Dank meme to post it with only your username as the giveaway to
         | anyone who can't recall entire paragraphs. I thought it was
         | from Snow Crash but had to google a phrase to make sure. Then I
         | came back here and noticed your username.
        
         | plaidfuji wrote:
         | Have literally been reading Snow Crash for the last couple
         | months and just got to this part in the last week. This is
         | followed shortly by the glorious multi-page memo on toilet
         | paper share pools policy.
        
       | mealkh wrote:
       | Floating license basically
        
       | rr888 wrote:
       | Makes a lot of sense given how many people are WFH
        
         | akmarinov wrote:
         | Just cut down on offices- makes even more sense
        
       | Wonnk13 wrote:
       | Not surprising, shit like this was happening pre-covid as well if
       | you look for it.
        
         | convolvatron wrote:
         | after finally landing a job at Google after 8 months of back
         | and forth I was pretty seriously disappointed to be assigned
         | less than 20 square feet in the middle of a row of chairs that
         | guaranteed someone would hit the back of my chair every couple
         | minutes, and that I would be hard pressed to go to the bathroom
         | without doing the same to the other 20 people in the row.
        
           | sgtnoodle wrote:
           | I worked on a project in X, and we moved from the main campus
           | to The Rails. Not to claim we deserved more space, but we
           | often had a bunch of hardware on our desks and so the norm
           | was for an L shape. A week before the move, I went by to
           | check the new desk setup. The contractors had messed up the
           | spacing, and every row of cubes had about 6" of extra space,
           | except for the last row with my desk. My row had about 3'
           | less space, and you literally had to do a slalom to get to my
           | desk. Thankfully they were able to mostly fix it...
        
       | ElfinTrousers wrote:
       | Desks? Make those lazy bums sit on the floor. If they want a desk
       | they can bring one from home. No, you can't work from home,
       | obviously, or the Communists win.
        
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       | russellbeattie wrote:
       | Though I think Google's Bay View campus is gorgeous and probably
       | a lovely place to work, I can't imagine it's a particularly
       | efficient use of the space it takes up. I could be wrong though
       | as I've never been inside. I'll give credit to Google for not
       | building another box full of cubicles, but it seems like it was
       | meant to compete with Apple's spaceship in terms of impressive
       | design, rather than somewhere for thousands of employees to get
       | work done. Anyone know how many desks the buildings have and who
       | gets to work there?
       | 
       | https://blog.google/inside-google/life-at-google/bay-view-ca...
        
         | moandcompany wrote:
         | It seems like the general sentiment from people assigned to Bay
         | View campus hate it, and the campus is an example of form over
         | function as an actual office for doing work.
        
       | fatbird wrote:
       | > to ensure... desks are kept clean and free from personal items.
       | 
       | This was called "hotdesking", then "hotelling", and it's unclear
       | why I would arrange with a coworker to timeshare a desk when a
       | proper hotdesking arrangement would likely be cheaper and easier.
        
         | kerblang wrote:
         | I'm supposed to be in one of those "hotelling" env's but human
         | beings are so territorial that it effectively failed. In truth
         | managers sabotaged it but employees were happy to go along.
         | Even with WFH dominating now, it's still That's My Desk Not
         | Yours.
         | 
         | I kinda like the hotelling idea because you can mingle with
         | people who work in other domains and mostly avoid that small
         | percentage of really obnoxious folks. I suppose it could get
         | problematic if you're the resident Hot Girl in an office of
         | needy males (sorry if that sounds sexist and I'm sure I would
         | absolutely hate being Hot Guy in an office of needy gals and no
         | I'm not being facetious at all)
        
         | WastingMyTime89 wrote:
         | I guess they think it's a step too far for now and people would
         | rebel. That's probably coming next like in a year or two.
        
       | goldenchrome wrote:
       | Wow Google's culture has really gone to the dumps. I think this
       | is a direct consequence of hiring too many people and hoping for
       | the best. There's no way their quality bar is anywhere near what
       | it was 10 years ago.
       | 
       | Google needs a careful visionary at the helm. A surgeon with a
       | scalpel.
        
         | kderbyma wrote:
         | Pinchai was never about culture....lmao. I never heard him
         | laugh once.
        
       | Johnny555 wrote:
       | If only there were someplace the employees could work and not
       | need a desk at the office at all!
       | 
       | Discouraging employees to all come at the office at once seems to
       | dilute the "back to the office" mantra of "Employees work better
       | when they can collaborate in person".
       | 
       | My workplace has a hybrid policy where teams pick one day to all
       | be in the office, and employees "should" be in the office 3 days
       | a week, but if your "collaboration" involves people on another
       | team, then you're usually going to have some of them zooming in
       | (and sometimes people zoom in from conference rooms in the same
       | building because of miscommunication about who is in the office),
       | and at that that point you may as well all zoom in from home.
        
       | clolege wrote:
       | I understand wanting to make better use of the space, but this
       | seems like the wrong move.
       | 
       | Co-location is the entire value of the hybrid model over remote.
       | By forcing 2 employees to use the same desk, you are capping one
       | of their teams to being co-located to 2 days a week.
       | 
       | I personally find value being together (with at least some of the
       | team) 4-5 days a week.
       | 
       | Imo, it would have been a better move to make "hybrid" workers to
       | actually show up to the office or lose their desk. So many
       | employees are just phoning it in.
        
       | atleastoptimal wrote:
       | Since it seems the days of Google being a fairytale workplace
       | where every whim is catered to on a golden platter are over,
       | which company now is taking up the mantle as the most enviable
       | office environment?
        
       | ryanjyyc wrote:
       | stack the devs & desks like bunk beds. problem solved.
        
         | readonthegoapp wrote:
         | glad someone else sees the humor in this.
         | 
         | i like the image of the grumpy ayn randian product manager
         | using the conference room as his office, evil-eyeing all who
         | pass by and look longingly at that big glass table, imagining
         | the near-perfection of the muffled office noise barely
         | penetrating the sleek glass enclosure...
        
       | zitterbewegung wrote:
       | Well, looks like we are in 2023 and maybe the rumor made in 2019
       | will be true. Where "Google Brass Set 2023 as Deadline to Beat
       | Amazon, Microsoft in Cloud"
       | 
       | https://www.theinformation.com/articles/google-brass-set-202...
        
       | Insanity wrote:
       | It seems like each day there's an article lately about reasons
       | _not_ to work at Google. Sad to see how they went from an
       | enviable place to work to a place to avoid these past years.
       | 
       | (Although internally, things might be better than it looks from
       | the outside of course)
        
         | shmatt wrote:
         | I'd work from a toilet stall for a Google L6 comp band
         | 
         | I doubt any Googlers actually care about this stuff
        
           | scarface74 wrote:
           | I can't say the same. I was making $150K in 2020 at 45 years
           | old living in my 4 year old newly built house in the burbs
           | and I completely ignored any chance at working at BigTech if
           | it meant moving.
           | 
           | The only reason I gave a recruiter the time of day at the
           | BigTech company I ended up working at is when she suggested I
           | do a pivot into the cloud consulting department (cloud app
           | dev implementations) and said the position was remote.
           | 
           | But I would go back to my old comp way before I would be
           | willing to ever be in an office again.
           | 
           | I was making "enough" in 2020. Everything else was just
           | gravy.
        
             | VirusNewbie wrote:
             | Low CoL place? 150k doesn't support paying for a 4 bedroom
             | in the suburbs of coastal cities...
        
               | scarface74 wrote:
               | Most of the 2.7 million developers in the US don't live
               | in a coastal area
               | 
               | I had my house built in 2016 in "the good school system"
               | in the northern burbs of Atlanta for $335K. It was 3200
               | square feet 5/3-1/2.
               | 
               | There is a reason I didn't entertain the recruiter until
               | she suggested a permanently remote role.
        
           | dgacmu wrote:
           | Not a chance. Toilet stalls are in higher demand (during peak
           | hours) than desks.
        
             | sct202 wrote:
             | My company switched to hot desks and didn't add any
             | restroom capacity even though the peak building population
             | was much higher. It was pretty terrible on days where
             | everyone was there for all hands/townhalls.
        
             | [deleted]
        
           | carom wrote:
           | I used to say something similar to this but then I worked at
           | Google. It turns out I care a lot more about working on
           | interesting problems than I do about fat checks.
        
             | moffkalast wrote:
             | Google still has interesting problems to work on? I thought
             | they just printed money with adsense and launched projects
             | just so they could cancel them 2 weeks later. /s
        
               | roflyear wrote:
               | I think he's saying they don't have interesting problems
               | to work on.
        
               | leros wrote:
               | Companies like Google have a unique problem. They attract
               | the best engineers, but they still have lots of boring
               | work to be done. So they end up hiring brilliant
               | engineers only to have them work on uninteresting things
               | like financial reports. My company created a whole
               | separate job title which basically equates to "less
               | skilled and lower payed developer" so we can hire more
               | average engineers to do that kind of work without
               | diluting our quality of engineers.
        
           | CydeWeys wrote:
           | I'm a Googler who very much cares about having my own desk. I
           | hate WFH because I find it to be miserable, strongly prefer
           | WFO, and this would make WFO miserable too. I'm not gonna be
           | miserable for 8 hours every day for any amount of money.
        
             | scarface74 wrote:
             | How is WFH miserable and if it is, it's your home, can't
             | you make it more comfortable?
        
               | haunter wrote:
               | Not OP but WFH to me is like living at my workplace.
               | There is no boundary anymore between work and home. This
               | where I work, this is where I live. This gone with WFH. I
               | much rather prefer the physical separation of office and
               | my private home.
        
               | scarface74 wrote:
               | I have (had) a separate room in my house for my office. I
               | go in in the morning and i close the door in the evening
               | and don't go back in there.
        
               | gwoplock wrote:
               | Not OP, but for me, it's the isolation. I wouldn't quite
               | call it miserable unless I can't go out. I lasted only a
               | few days into WFH for COVID before I went to live with my
               | parents until I was forced back to the office. Just a few
               | weeks ago I was snowed in for a week and I was about to
               | crawl up the walls.
        
               | scarface74 wrote:
               | If I were single, I can see how that would make a
               | difference. When I was forced to both work from home and
               | not go to the gym and hang out with friends after work
               | and I was single a decade ago during bad weather, that
               | was miserable.
        
               | PartiallyTyped wrote:
               | The existence of familiar faces, even if we don't speak,
               | reduces loneliness.
               | 
               | "We are in this together" so to speak.
               | 
               | It's funny how our brains do so many things for us
               | without us being aware of them.
               | 
               | Now, the more people return, the more hectic and loud it
               | will be which I detest.
        
               | KyeRussell wrote:
               | That's assuming that one's issues with WFH can't be
               | resolved by _not_ having a bunch of other people around.
               | 
               | It's lost in me why so many nerds don't understand that
               | not everyone wants to be wrapped up in their fortress of
               | solitude, peeping out of a Zoom window.
        
               | scarface74 wrote:
               | I absolutely love being around people _when I am not
               | trying to deep work_. Even as far as going to lunch,
               | dinner, etc with coworkers. I work in consulting now, I
               | have to actually pretend to be a people person.
        
           | outworlder wrote:
           | > I'd work from a toilet stall for a Google L6 comp band
           | 
           | For maybe a quarter, until your brain adapts. Once you have
           | your needs met, there's diminishing returns. You can still be
           | miserable while getting a fat check.
        
             | leros wrote:
             | Plus you'd have Google on your resume, so now you get a job
             | just about anywhere, so you can leave Google for similar
             | pay at a better company.
        
           | jrockway wrote:
           | Google definitely doesn't have a spare toilet for you. I
           | remember a group of coworkers threatening to file a complaint
           | with OSHA because the number of toilets was so limited. (I
           | just used the bathrooms that were part of the building but
           | not managed by Google. They were not "nice" so nobody was
           | ever in there, but it was better than waiting in line to use
           | the facilities.)
        
             | dpifke wrote:
             | I worked in a building on the Mountain View campus where
             | they brought in porta-potties to "solve" the bathroom
             | problem. (They were very nice porta-potties, but still...)
             | 
             | For anyone who's curious, OSHA does require a minimum
             | number of toilets per male or female employee
             | (https://www.osha.gov/restrooms-sanitation), and the law
             | doesn't permit co-ed restrooms unless the stall dividers
             | and doors go from floor to ceiling. Office buildings are
             | generally designed around a 50/50 male/female ratio, and
             | when the ratio gets way off, you can wind up not having
             | enough restrooms for one or the other, despite being well
             | within the total design occupancy limit.
        
               | jrockway wrote:
               | I remember that! We had no such luck getting portapotties
               | in the NYC office.
        
           | dsr_ wrote:
           | Toilet stalls can be booked for no more than 15 minutes at a
           | time.
        
           | acchow wrote:
           | When you get there and find yourself with other companies
           | clambering to hire you, with better perks and pay, you may
           | think differently.
        
             | kridsdale1 wrote:
             | Just got hired as a Google L6. When does this happen?
        
         | shrimpx wrote:
         | They seem to have gone from firing people to making people want
         | to quit.
        
       | unixlikeposting wrote:
       | I wonder how their recruiters will respond to those that want an
       | office desk 5 days a week.
        
         | ChrisMarshallNY wrote:
         | I remember visiting MS (Redmond), in the 1990s (It was at the
         | "Longhorn" launch, if that helps date it).
         | 
         | A friend of mine, worked in one of the nearby buildings, and
         | took me to his office (He was doing documentation, or something
         | for Encarta).
         | 
         | I was struck by the narrow, dark, corridors, and the small,
         | windowless, offices. My friend said that all MS engineers had a
         | private office.
         | 
         | I have since been told that the building I visited was probably
         | an old one, and not representative of most buildings, and I
         | think that MS went open-plan, since.
         | 
         | I have also visited the Facebook (it was still called Facebook,
         | back then) office, in NYC.
         | 
         | The programming floor was a really big, noisy, open-plan
         | office, jammed with desks (standing and sitting), and everyone
         | was talking away. No windows. The floor was surrounded by
         | conference rooms and offices, which had windows.
         | 
         | The Japanese offices of my own company were sort of like that,
         | but with uniform desks, and quiet as a mouse; even with
         | hundreds of people. No individual offices. VPs, with billion-
         | dollar budgets, had a small desk, in the corner.
        
           | int_19h wrote:
           | Microsoft started to transition to open layout company-wide
           | sometime in the mid-10s. Depending on the org, some team at
           | Microsoft still had private offices for their devs as late as
           | 2017.
        
       | brundolf wrote:
       | Really tough to imagine micro-optimizations like this having any
       | visible effect at all on costs for a company Google's size
       | (except by way of employee frustration)
       | 
       | You have to wonder what's going on inside those executive
       | conference rooms
        
         | jlarocco wrote:
         | Respectfully disagree - I can see it having a big impact. It
         | cuts their office space requirements roughly in half, which
         | could mean reduced rent, more teams in the same amount of space
         | (real estate runway), or potentially leasing out the extra
         | space.
         | 
         | Difficult to pull those off in the short term, but this could
         | be the start of a bigger plan.
        
           | brundolf wrote:
           | Even then- what percentage of Google's costs is office
           | floorspace? I guess I don't know, but I'd be surprised if it
           | was a significant portion
        
       | jfisher4024 wrote:
       | Rearranging desk chairs on the titanic
        
       | shmerl wrote:
       | That's some Brazil level of dystopian already:
       | 
       | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mS5WLkb_Cxk
        
       | flax wrote:
       | When I was at Google (Kirkland), the offices were basically open-
       | plan fishbowls. WFH was massively better.
       | 
       | I once worked at a startup (pre-covid) that had an open-plan
       | setup with a significant portion of people using standing desks.
       | They provided one stool for 2 standing desks justifying it
       | because "if you use a standing desk you should be standing most
       | of the time".
       | 
       | Pure cheapskate short-sightedness.
        
         | deckard1 wrote:
         | > They provided one stool for 2 standing desks
         | 
         | They had it better in the movie Brazil. At least they had
         | offices!
         | 
         | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mS5WLkb_Cxk
        
         | GauntletWizard wrote:
         | I liked the fishbowls, but I had a team whose office was just
         | the right size for it - The glass walls kept out the noise well
         | enough, and the view of the rest of the office didn't bother
         | me. I was for a period in the open plan area without an
         | enclosure - That sucked, modulo the Sennheiser headphones we
         | had provided which I blasted music and white noise in.
        
         | Laaas wrote:
         | Well, that could be justified as maintaining the health of the
         | employees by forcing one of two to stand up at any time.
        
           | rootusrootus wrote:
           | It would have to be timed so each employee got equal stool
           | time. IIRC standing all day isn't necessarily healthier than
           | sitting all day. You want to alternate.
        
             | Laaas wrote:
             | That would be incentivised with this system, no? Employees
             | would fight the other off the stool constantly, to get
             | their share of sitting.
        
           | outworlder wrote:
           | Yeah, that's "amazing" for those employees with very common
           | conditions like plantar fasciitis.
        
           | masklinn wrote:
           | It's not like standing statically is good for your health
           | either, and it can be easy to do that when focusing.
           | 
           | I hit that issue when I got my standing desk early during the
           | pandemic, I tend to lock my knees when static and doing that
           | for hours at a time was not good.
        
           | manmal wrote:
           | I'm not sure standing 4+ hours a day has been established as
           | healthy without exception. Long sitting is bad, sure; but
           | switching things around ad libitum might be better than
           | enforcing standing all the time.
        
           | cududa wrote:
           | That's not the employer's purview. They can incentivize
           | health but, seriously F right off with that controlling
           | nonsense. They're employees, not your charges or children.
        
             | ryandrake wrote:
             | Not that I agree with the practice, but many retail
             | employees (at least in the USA) are required to stand while
             | working, even if the job can easily be done while seated,
             | as is the case for receptionists, fast food and grocery
             | cashiers, and so on. It's definitely within the company's
             | purview, even if the practice is unnecessarily cruel.
        
           | KyeRussell wrote:
           | Yeah. Right. We can add it to the long list of ways that tech
           | bros assert their false sense of transferable expertise onto
           | other people. The average startup...whatever person, has
           | never actually asked an expert if standing desks do much if
           | any good. The truth is way more nuanced.
        
       | pram wrote:
       | Remember how all those Gen X movies depicted cubicles as the
       | embodiment of the soul crushing rat race.
       | 
       | If only we still had it that good!
        
         | shortcake27 wrote:
         | 100% agree. I thought open plan was bad, then the norm became
         | open plan hotdesking (no permanency). Such a morale killer.
        
         | ryandrake wrote:
         | Sam Lowry's office at Information Retrieval[1] was supposed to
         | depict a dystopianly-terrible office setup, but these day's I'd
         | _kill_ for a workspace like that. That 's how bad offices are
         | in 2023.
         | 
         | 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mS5WLkb_Cxk
        
         | keb_ wrote:
         | I had low-wall cubicles at one job and thought it was great.
         | Could still see the eyes and noses of my coworkers around me,
         | and it was easy making conversation or asking for help.
        
           | at-fates-hands wrote:
           | I came here to say the same thing.
           | 
           | I worked at a company where a smart manager got low profile
           | cubes for the dev team. We were located in an area that had
           | access to a host of large whiteboards, and large monitors for
           | video conferencing. It was really great. If a dev ran into a
           | problem, it was easy to ask for help. Then you could start
           | working at a whiteboard a few feet from your desk.
           | 
           | Whether you were working something out alone or with some
           | other dev, chances are within a few minutes several other
           | devs were there working the problem out with you. I mean the
           | collaboration was really cool and we blasted through so many
           | bugs and bad code, it was really refreshing.
           | 
           | Likewise, we had a large portion of the floor dedicated to
           | CSR folks. Again, some smart manager got them 7ft. high cubes
           | so the noise the devs were making wouldn't interrupt what
           | they were doing. They even had a few spare CSR cubes for
           | anybody who really wanted to be heads down and working in
           | absolute quiet.
        
         | brailsafe wrote:
         | Damn idk which I'd rather have. Some cube farms are next-level
         | depressing. When I was younger, I think part of what made the
         | prospect of moving out of my hometown more compelling was the
         | fact that a giant mega-insurance company ended up being the
         | main endpoint for CS grads. I got to visit once and it was
         | _not_ pretty. Tightly enclosed cubes with tall aging white
         | walls, one source of sunlight if that. They must of really
         | liked Java.
         | 
         | On the flipside, the last open office I worked did provide me
         | my own desk, but I had to hear everything that was going on
         | around me, and when my manager wanted to micromanage me, he'd
         | just pull up a chair. I could hear people talking, crunching
         | chips, and smell my colleagues disgusting boiled eggs that he
         | ate at his desk multiple times a day.
        
           | hotpotamus wrote:
           | Well if you get a cube by the window, there's always a chance
           | of seeing some merry squirrels.
        
           | octacat wrote:
           | There are so many other options besides a football size open
           | space (hello, facebook) and corpo cubicles. For example, each
           | agile team could perfectly fit in a small room + shared
           | areas. And put a couple extra desks for monads like managers.
        
           | WWLink wrote:
           | Open or not, the important factor is how much free space you
           | have around you. I claim that a crowded cubicle setup will be
           | worse than a spacious open office. Granted, SPACIOUS open
           | offices are really rare - the largest motivator is to crowd
           | as many people in as possible. You know what the icing on the
           | cake is? Open office workspaces are almost always crowded
           | into a building that was made for cubicles or a warehouse or
           | whatever. There's never enough parking, never enough toilets.
           | The asshole business owners always play the "well, we're a
           | growing company so you'll have to live with this for now"
           | card.
           | 
           | When the company I work for was new, we had big desks in a
           | huge office space, so we were spread out. It was awesome!
           | Like you easily had 8ft of desk to yourself and a cabinet and
           | lots of space to breathe.
        
             | outworlder wrote:
             | > Open office workspaces are almost always crowded into a
             | building that was made for cubicles or a warehouse or
             | whatever.
             | 
             | Yeah! See, at least with cubes you know exactly where your
             | "space" ends. Not so with many open plan offices, they can
             | always try to cram more.
        
         | ChuckNorris89 wrote:
         | Yeah, at the job I just left we had much less square meter
         | space per employee in our open office than what egg laying
         | chickens are required to have in Europe by law. We literally
         | have it worse than farm animals in some offices.
        
       | mahoho wrote:
       | Aside from all the other glaring issues with this model with
       | respect to workers' wellbeing, do they even consider how it
       | affects people who need specific ergonomic or accessibility
       | accommodations? Like, my own desk has a ton of stuff I need just
       | to get through a day of computer use: split keyboard, clamp-on
       | keyboard tray, vertical mouse, trackball. Am I supposed to just
       | haul all that crap in, set it up, tear it down, and haul it back
       | home every day?
       | 
       | I doubt the storage situation helps much either; I know someone
       | who works for another company that recently switched to this and
       | he can't even fit basic work tools like a headset into his
       | locker.
        
       | mathverse wrote:
       | [flagged]
        
         | autoexec wrote:
         | Seriously, the company has billions but can't afford to give
         | everyone a desk? Why would employees accept that?
        
         | dang wrote:
         | Maybe so, but please don't fulminate on Hacker News. We're
         | trying for something else here:
         | https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html
        
       | robertwt7 wrote:
       | Sundar just keep finding reasons to cut cost because he can't
       | find a way to innovate or create new revenue streams for google
        
         | davidw wrote:
         | Maybe they could - hear me out - do a new messaging system.
        
       | [deleted]
        
       | tchalla wrote:
       | > "Most Googlers will now share a desk with one other Googler,"
       | the internal document stated, noting they expect employees to
       | come in on alternate days so they're not at the same desk on the
       | same day. "Through the matching process, they will agree on a
       | basic desk setup and establish norms with their desk partner and
       | teams to ensure a positive experience in the new shared
       | environment."
       | 
       | If only, there was an easier solution.
        
         | x86x87 wrote:
         | What's next? No more food in the office?
         | 
         | The best and brightest minds of our generation being treated as
         | children. Oh yeah. This is going to work out just fine.
        
           | nojito wrote:
           | How is using float desks being treated like children?
        
             | AlanYx wrote:
             | Snow Crash does a good job satirizing the problems with
             | float desks.
             | 
             | Though even Snow Crash is a little optimistic; it didn't
             | predict the typical issues with a person's multi-monitor
             | setup of the day not working quite right, or encountering
             | weird hardware incompatibilities between one's docking
             | station of the day and one's laptop.
        
             | kderbyma wrote:
             | you are not important enough to deserve stability....your
             | schedule is not yours....you are directed by the parents
             | and told where to sit...and stand etc...
        
             | brewdad wrote:
             | This isn't float desks. This is an assigned desk that
             | requires you to share and coordinate office time with a co-
             | worker. This is so much worse than float desks.
        
         | amf12 wrote:
         | What is an easier solution?
        
           | dpkirchner wrote:
           | Extreme pair programming but with 4 people instead of 2.
        
           | barbazoo wrote:
           | Not parent but presumably they mean WFH.
        
           | turtlebits wrote:
           | Hot desks?
           | 
           | A reservation system? I work for a remote optional company
           | and employees can reserve desks ahead of time and/or you can
           | get an assigned seat if you come in daily.
        
             | amf12 wrote:
             | This is assigned hot desk which is better than just hot
             | desk + reservation, which doesn't guarantee teams sit
             | together.
        
           | temp2022account wrote:
           | WFH, it's a religion for some people. I personally absolutely
           | must have my in-person work, but I understand the desires.
        
             | amf12 wrote:
             | And that is an option too.
        
         | dwrodri wrote:
         | Surely there will be someone who will realize that you can
         | approach this problem by building a matching engine based on
         | Hall's Marriage Theorem[1], and then deploy it onto multiple
         | regions for maximum anti-fragility, get promoted, rally some
         | new hires to launch it as an extension of Google Workplace, get
         | promoted again, abandon the project, and then have the feature
         | die 10 months after public launch wondering why operating it
         | cost so much money.
         | 
         | At least, that would be the Google WayTM of doing it, right?
         | 
         | 1: https://brilliant.org/wiki/hall-marriage-theorem/
        
       | dwrodri wrote:
       | Google's South Lake Union campus cost $802 million[1].
       | 
       | Google's parent company, Alphabet, spent $70 billion on stock
       | buybacks[2].
       | 
       | I know I'm drastically oversimplifying the complexities of
       | accounting required for a trillion-dollar empire, but this comes
       | across as more of a punitive measure than a cost-saving measure.
       | 
       | I acknowledge that being able to take the force of money and
       | apply in a direction that results in growth at Google's scale is
       | arguably one of the most difficult problems in business at the
       | moment. But how does downsizing your offices do anything but make
       | the hard times for Googlers a bit more uncomfortable? How does
       | this news attract the talent that could help Google grow?
       | 
       | It feels as though Sundar and the board decide stray away from
       | doing things that keep their employees at the happiest (and most
       | loyal to the company) because that doesn't help the company grow
       | at a rate that would please shareholders. The Lindy effect[4]
       | suggests that Google will probably be around for another twenty
       | years. To his credit, Sundar has spent the last 3 years
       | navigating one of the largest companies in the history of mankind
       | through an event that society hadn't seen in 100 years. So,
       | Sundar, when do we start thinking about where Google will be in
       | 20 years instead of the next quarter?
       | 
       | Google was revered in the media for decades as being one of the
       | best places in the world to work at, you can look Xooglers
       | talking as far back as 2008 and see stories of people who went to
       | work there and left disappointed because of the homogeneous
       | mindset and work benefits failing to match the competition[3].
       | 
       | 1: https://curiocity.com/seattle-google-lake-union-campus-
       | sold-...
       | 
       | 2: https://www.cnbc.com/2022/04/26/alphabet-
       | announces-70-billio...
       | 
       | 3: https://techcrunch.com/2009/01/18/why-google-employees-quit/
       | 
       | 4: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lindy_effect
        
         | rytis wrote:
         | > So, Sundar, when do we start thinking about where Google will
         | be in 20 years instead of the next quarter?
         | 
         | Why would he care?
        
           | dwrodri wrote:
           | Generally, I'm of the opinion that:
           | 
           | 1. The CEO is the leader of the company
           | 
           | 2. Good leaders are visionaries that have the capacity of
           | picturing a better future, realizing what needs to be done,
           | and then delegating and executing those requirements to
           | manifest that vision into reality.
           | 
           | 3. Sundar wants to be a good leader.
           | 
           | It would be easy to say that my #2 is correct, but doesn't
           | apply to Sundar as CEO. I've heard his tenure associated with
           | the "MBA-ification" of Google. Solely focusing on maximizing
           | shareholder returns, which in the case of the company sitting
           | on the multi-billion dollar revenue hose, means cutting down
           | on anything that gets in the way of that.
           | 
           | That would indeed allow shareholders to get a great return on
           | their investment for some time, but if you reduce google to a
           | private AI research lab and a digital ads platform, there's
           | nothing left to react (or bring forth) to changes in how
           | people interact with technology. I feel like nothing
           | exemplifies this further than Bard.
           | 
           | Perhaps I am too much of an optimist. But it really feels
           | like he should care.
        
         | suby wrote:
         | Right. I want to know how much money this initiative could
         | possibly save, especially in comparison to the scale of their
         | revenue/profitability/spending on other things. It seems like
         | they don't consider the well being of workers and how
         | mistreating them will impact the well being of their company.
         | People thinking along these lines should not be leading these
         | trillion dollar companies.
        
       | VectorLock wrote:
       | The #1 reason everybody gives for "RTO" is "to improve
       | collaboration." It seems like having hot desks if implemented
       | properly could MAYBE actually help facilitate that. Let teams get
       | areas (or, gasp, dedicated OFFICES) where they can sit together
       | when they coordinate for in-office collaboration time. Let people
       | move around to shoulder surf or pair code when they want to.
       | Having hot desks with a hybrid office model makes much more sense
       | rather than having people go in to a 3/5ths full office and try
       | to ignore the distractions.
       | 
       | If you want to put headphones in, nose down, and get into flow
       | that is the beauty of WFH. Unless you have a REALLY unconducive
       | home environment to that - which I know some who do but the
       | majority have very well optimized home setups that allow them to
       | focus without distraction.
        
       | dontreact wrote:
       | I am sitting at a Google desk and there are 5/6 people not here
       | in the desks in my vicinity. I would prefer fewer desks and to
       | actually get to sit next to people rather than being scattered
       | among a sea of mostly empty desks due to people WFH.
        
         | CydeWeys wrote:
         | Same, but, they shouldn't be taking away the desks of me of my
         | coworker, as we're in using them five days per week. We come to
         | the office because we find that we're much less productive at
         | home in our shared Manhattan apartments.
        
         | dietr1ch wrote:
         | I agree, but I think that the way of achieving that is quite
         | dumb.
         | 
         | Id rather enforce something around. The first 1-2 floors in
         | some specific buildings on every campus will turn into shared
         | spaces instead of forcing everyone out of their desks.
         | 
         | Decisions seem so poorly though recently that the only way I
         | can make sense of many is thinking that they are trying to get
         | people to quit to avoid paying for severances and taking
         | another morale and press hit at announcing layoffs.
        
         | closeparen wrote:
         | I am sitting in a sparsely populated open plan and it's nice
         | because it nearly fixes the noise/overstimulation problems as
         | well as walls would.
        
       | filmgirlcw wrote:
       | This move strikes me as just the worst of both worlds. First,
       | Google tells employees they need to be in the office X days a
       | week -- and depending on team, from what I know from friends at
       | the Kirkland office, this was enforced.
       | 
       | Now, Google is saying, "actually, you still have to come in, but
       | you need to share a desk with a stranger and coordinate with them
       | what days you are going to come in." So goodbye flexibility. If I
       | usually come in Monday, Tuesday and Thursday -- but I need to
       | come in on Wednesday this week for a meeting -- I'm now SOL if my
       | desk mate is also in the office.
       | 
       | Pre-pandemic, I was really opposed to hot desks because if you're
       | making me come into the office, at least let me have my own
       | workspace and setup. But in this situation, I feel like hot desks
       | would be a MUCH better situation. Allow people to reserve their
       | desk a week or even two weeks in advance for the days they'll be
       | in the office -- you could even have it set to be auto-renewing
       | for certain days each week -- but at least you'd have flexibility
       | if you were needed to come into the office one day instead of
       | another.
       | 
       | And personally, I would rather have a hot desk than have a
       | consistent desk I have to share with someone else, because that's
       | worse. It's a consistent workspace, but I can't customize it
       | because someone else uses it too. So I can't have my own keyboard
       | (I'm not sharing things I spend my own money on with strangers,
       | sorry), my own monitor configuration, or the stuff I like on my
       | desk. And unlike a hot space, I'm tied to using it only on
       | specific days.
       | 
       | Right before the pandemic, Microsoft started phasing out personal
       | offices (because of real estate taxes, pure and simple) and there
       | was a lot of pushback and upset (totally understandable, going
       | from a personal office to either a group of personal desks or to
       | hot desks is not cool), but since people can still WFH, my
       | understanding is that most people who go into the office X days a
       | week still have a private office at the main campus (not sure
       | about other locations, but I think most of them were more open
       | plan).
       | 
       | At GitHub (where they have announced they are phasing out all
       | offices), we can reserve a desk space before showing up to a
       | location, which is great -- plus, people who go in to the office
       | all the time either have a recurring reservation (and have a more
       | customized work space) or are choose to move around.
       | 
       | Here's a tip to companies: if you want people to come into the
       | office, don't make coming into the office a punishment. I'm not
       | saying that the lavish perks of the 2010s were sustainable or
       | even good (the whole idea was that you would never leave) -- but
       | workspaces are fucking important and sacred. One of the best
       | parts of Microsoft was that until 2020, nearly everyone had their
       | own private office (maybe you shared with one other person). When
       | they started to phase that out for tax reasons, I was annoyed.
       | But seeing what Google is doing is just capricious and seems to
       | go against reason.
       | 
       | If I were told tomorrow I'd have to go into an office two days a
       | week (but only those two days) and sit in a specific location
       | that I was sharing with another person and had no flexibility in
       | that -- oh, and I would be discouraged from booking conference
       | rooms b/c people squat in them) -- I would be beyond livid. And I
       | say that as someone who doesn't think WFH is the holy grail and
       | actually misses being in an office.
       | 
       | I get that these companies signed massive leases on offices that
       | now no one is using. That sucks for everyone. But the solution
       | isn't to treat that as a punitive thing for employees. If no one
       | is using your space, get out of the lease or sublease it to other
       | companies. Or find other incentives to get people back into the
       | office. But this worst of both worlds stuff just isn't it.
        
       | sys42590 wrote:
       | The problem I have with shared desks is that morning people get
       | the best places close to windows and away from traffic and noisy
       | corners, night owls are at a disadvantage. Also quite often
       | shared hardware is in a sad state (keyboards with broken legs,
       | mice with slippery wheels from people working with greasy
       | fingers, etc.)
        
         | leipert wrote:
         | Yuck. If I just look at my keyboard and mouse, I really do not
         | want that anyone _has_ to use them. I clean them regularly and
         | do not eat at the desk, but still cruft assembles.
        
       | alecbz wrote:
       | This combined with mandatory in-office days seems insane. Are
       | they still insisting on the latter?
        
       | posharma wrote:
       | Internally Google might be just fine, but optics are equally
       | important in this industry. Before Sundar took over Google never
       | went through bad PR. It's just an observation, not a dig at
       | Google's affairs.
        
         | amethyst wrote:
         | Success hides problems.
        
         | VikingCoder wrote:
         | Google never went through bad PR before Sundar?
         | 
         | Sunday became CEO on August 10, 2015.
         | 
         | Google+ was launched in 2011. (And the "real name" policy was a
         | PR disaster.)
         | 
         | Google Reader was shut down in 2013. (You can hardly find a PR
         | disaster that people in the tech world complain about more.)
         | 
         | Google, Apple, Intel, Adobe had an anti-poaching agreement that
         | finally got settled in 2015, but they were getting bad press
         | before that.
         | 
         | "Right to be forgotten" bad press was in 2014 and before.
        
           | posharma wrote:
           | There were a lot of other good things going that masked
           | these. The recent "PR botch ups" are creating more damage.
           | The most famous e.g. is reacting to ChatGPT's hype and
           | rushing to do a demo and then messing it up. It wasn't so
           | much messing up the demo that caught they eye; it was how
           | Google rushed/reacted to do it esp. when Google is considered
           | to be at the forefront of AI. Again, optics. Besides Sundar
           | hasn't come out with anything impressive in the last few
           | years. It's ok to just keep the lights on, but at least don't
           | create bad optics.
        
             | whiplash451 wrote:
             | Actually, I don't think it's OK to just keep the lights on.
        
               | posharma wrote:
               | Hahha. Sure.
        
           | cyberlurker wrote:
           | When did they drop "don't be evil"?
        
             | ProAm wrote:
             | 2015
        
       | ndneighbor wrote:
       | Look... if you want people to RTO, maybe make it so that there's
       | less overhead? Reading this article made me just want to stay at
       | my own desk at home.
        
         | haliskerbas wrote:
         | Agreed, I have the perfect setup at home, I paid for everything
         | (except laptop) and I pay for all of the electricity,
         | bandwidth, accessories and upgrades, and furniture and
         | upgrades.
         | 
         | Saving the company a lot of money and I'm at my desk way
         | longer!
        
           | iamevn wrote:
           | I never bothered but it's definitely easy at google to
           | expense your internet and I remember hearing about someone
           | successfully expensing some amount of their electricity
        
         | ren_engineer wrote:
         | whole thing makes no sense, just feels like leadership is
         | flailing. Is RTO just sunk cost fallacy due to these big
         | companies having spent billions on real estate and fancy
         | buildings? There seems to be minimal benefits to mandating it,
         | it shrinks your talent pool, makes employees less efficient due
         | to commute, forces you to pay more in tech hubs, and makes you
         | spend more on office stuff. The only benefit is the completely
         | non-measurable "improved collaboration" metric
        
           | Ancalagon wrote:
           | Makes perfect sense if they're trying to downsize without
           | paying severance/unemployment.
        
           | [deleted]
        
       | curiousDog wrote:
       | How quickly the tide turns in our industry..from massages at your
       | desk to sitting on each other's laps. Hey they could perhaps
       | still continue the massage to each other though.
        
       | matt3210 wrote:
       | I remember when people loved Google... Like most indie games,
       | corporate culture and shareholder priorities have sucked all the
       | fun out of everything.
        
       | malkia wrote:
       | I don't remember when I've read this anecdote, I think was about
       | Sun and X11 (or the equivalent), where employees can use the
       | first free deskt they see and they can login from that "dumb"
       | terminal to their actual machine (Could've been some other
       | company, not Sun) - wonder if anyone remembers it (was it
       | mentioned here on hny?)
        
         | c4mpute wrote:
         | X-Terminals were a thing before SUN, but SUN had very nice
         | ThinClients called SunRay that could "HotDesk". Your session
         | was tied to a smartcard, as soon as you plugged that in, your
         | session appeared on that workplace. Pull the Smartcard, go
         | somewhere else, plug it in, there was your session. Very cool
         | and almost instant, as opposed to the supposed "alternative"
         | our windows guys suggested, which was smartcard login to an
         | rdesktop server, which took ages. The wire protocol wasn't
         | really X11, but rather something VNC-like. The server software
         | however could talk to either X11 or windows (with some horrible
         | adapter software).
         | 
         | Edit: links:
         | 
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun_Ray
         | 
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X_terminal
         | 
         | Edit3: ancient demo video:
         | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m-nzjdOj1w
        
       | jollyllama wrote:
       | As someone who worked at a place where we had more people needing
       | desks daily than we had desks, sharing with one specific person
       | is probably the worst solution I can think of.
        
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