[HN Gopher] I hired 5 people to sit behind me and make me produc...
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       I hired 5 people to sit behind me and make me productive for a
       month
        
       Author : sberens
       Score  : 168 points
       Date   : 2023-02-04 19:46 UTC (3 hours ago)
        
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       | steele wrote:
       | Before I clicked I had expected a satirical humor piece about
       | helicopter management and interruption work culture. What a sad
       | realization as I read through it... that it was both serious, and
       | somehow worse than what I expected this to lampoon at the same
       | time.
        
       | [deleted]
        
       | praxulus wrote:
       | My wife is my productivity assistant. It works great.
       | 
       | Since COVID started we've had our desks next to each other, and
       | even though she's not constantly checking on me, I know she can
       | see if I'm just wasting time. On days where she's not working, or
       | if one of us moves to another room to take a call, my
       | productivity falls off a cliff.
        
       | usefulcat wrote:
       | > I have an endlessly growing list of projects I want to make,
       | books I want to read, and skills I want to learn, so productivity
       | means a lot to me!
       | 
       | If it really meant a lot, it wouldn't be a challenge to actually
       | do it. It sounds like the real problem is a lack of interest in
       | the particular books, skills, etc.
        
         | HDThoreaun wrote:
         | TikTok will always release more dopamine than doing basically
         | anything else I can do. That doesn't mean I'm uninterested in
         | doing other things, it just means tiktok has succeeded in
         | optimizing content that immediately releases dopamine.
        
         | Apocryphon wrote:
         | I think there's something to that. It could be that there's no
         | _immediate_ interest, i.e. everything is tantalizing but
         | roughly equally so, so they cancel each other out and all
         | simply exist as vague desires rather than actual goals.
        
           | philosopher1234 wrote:
           | This sounds like a complex way of maintaining an identity as
           | interested in things that are not actually interesting.
        
             | Apocryphon wrote:
             | Not sufficiently interesting, at least.
        
         | matthewfcarlson wrote:
         | I somewhat identify with this. I have dozens of things I want
         | to do and if I get started on something, I can happily work on
         | it until 2-3 in the morning, even though I usually go to bed at
         | 11. It's the getting started on something that takes so much
         | effort.
        
           | jmckib wrote:
           | I have the same problem. For me what helps is having a
           | schedule, you do your thing at a certain time automatically
           | every day, which seems to lower the activation energy. For
           | one-off tasks it helps to set myself a reminder that I intend
           | to do whatever it is at a certain time.
           | 
           | But I still struggle with this for sure. I could always use
           | more advice myself.
        
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       | anonymous344 wrote:
       | This must be lies and made up story. i mean the guy is not even
       | making real work
        
       | markus_zhang wrote:
       | I'm actually seriously thinking about a similar service:
       | Basically I pick an online course (say Berkely 61B 18spring) and
       | a deadline (say 90 days), and I need to hire someone to _make_ me
       | study. It is not that I do not have the intellect to complete
       | them, the thing is once I get bored I give up. Maybe I 'm not
       | that interested but I still need to complete it.
       | 
       | Probably can't do that right now as my toddler wakes a few times
       | every night so the whole family is barely dragging. I'll probably
       | wait until he reaches 5/6 and more independent.
        
       | Nihilartikel wrote:
       | Ah, to be young...
        
       | darcys22 wrote:
       | I think the traditional way of doing this is just to make a team
       | you work with.
       | 
       | Working solo with a fake "manager" is probably less productive
       | then hiring a team member and sitting in the same room while they
       | work for you
        
       | dasil003 wrote:
       | The obliviousness to the human element and power dynamics here is
       | shocking. It would be one thing for an eccentric billionaire to
       | do something like this; it would feel sort of par for the course
       | and understandable that they don't really have to answer to
       | anyone there's no downside in letting it all hang out. But a
       | 21-year-old Meta engineer with big ambitions? It's sort of mind-
       | boggling.
        
         | wuiheerfoj wrote:
         | I'm sure the assistants were happy to earn some easy, casual
         | money - far more demeaning or difficult jobs pay a lot worse.
         | 
         | One assistant expressed interest in the experiment and honestly
         | I'd have been open to helping a friend do this for science
        
           | philosopher1234 wrote:
           | You spent this entire comment shutting down self reflection.
           | Bit weird.
        
       | popotamonga wrote:
       | I already have people in slack asking hows it going or is it done
       | yet the whole time. incentive enough
        
         | waynesonfire wrote:
         | And standups
        
       | [deleted]
        
       | chris222 wrote:
       | One word comes to mind: cringe.
       | 
       | Please go live on a farm or something and do real work.
        
       | trenning wrote:
       | This reads like a Mike Judge pitch. And some of the comments in
       | here read like this guys burner accounts trying to make it sound
       | like any part of this made sense. I really hope it's all real
       | because it makes the comedy of it all so much better.
        
       | Xeoncross wrote:
       | This is fascinating, bravo for trying different things and
       | sharing about it! Now I'm wondering if there can be a human or AI
       | that can sit on calls for me so I can be working during the
       | meetings where I'm just there in case higher ups have a question.
        
         | colechristensen wrote:
         | I tend to do the dishes and laundry on those kinds of calls.
        
       | nivenkos wrote:
       | Alternate title: Wealthy gringo discovers domestic servants.
        
         | Keyframe wrote:
         | Also reads a bit like American Psycho 2.0 (or 3.0 NFT edition)
        
           | thrownaway89865 wrote:
           | >Also reads a bit like American Psycho
           | 
           | My thoughts exactly.
           | 
           | I read this part using Patrick Bateman's voice in my head:
           | 
           | >"The rest of the experiment continued in a similar fashion
           | (albeit less hectic), with me doing yoga and working out in
           | the morning, working my job, working on my company, reading
           | books, doing my UI/UX course, writing blog posts, working on
           | some side projects, all interspersed with ping pong and
           | breakdancing classes."
        
             | Keyframe wrote:
             | Exactly. Blog posts (wtf is that all about, writing blog
             | posts as a task/job?) and reading reactions on HN reminds
             | me of business card scenario.
        
       | DaviNunes wrote:
       | This reminds me of "This Guy Hired Someone To Slap Him In The
       | Face Every Time He Got On Facebook"
       | https://www.businessinsider.com/this-guy-hired-someone-to-sl...
        
         | strgrd wrote:
         | This comment reminds me of reddit, where people feel like
         | reading a headline warrants a comment without actually reading
         | the article
        
           | khazhoux wrote:
           | Why do you think he didn't read the article? There is clearly
           | a strong similarity between the OP and the article he posted.
        
           | hutzlibu wrote:
           | (for context, in the article you could read, the story linked
           | above, was the inspiration for this experiment)
        
       | throw14082020 wrote:
       | I really enjoyed this article because it was funny. The critical
       | comments make it even funnier. Thanks for writing, sberens!
       | 
       | Now I wonder if I should get an assistant too: come in at 11AM
       | for 2 hours: make lunch, do some cleaning and perhaps some
       | tedious phone calls every day. And maybe a mini stand up.
        
       | wakefulsales wrote:
       | [flagged]
        
         | matthewfcarlson wrote:
         | What?
        
         | birdyrooster wrote:
         | People in general don't do that much research on candidates or
         | friends. OP will be fine, also you are the only one making this
         | about romance. What are you basing this on? For being so
         | concerned for OP you seem to want to drag them a bit more than
         | I would anticipate.
        
       | protoman3000 wrote:
       | I'm startled about what to say.
       | 
       | Did you try Buddhism?
        
       | fencepost wrote:
       | So hiring someone to be around you and enforce productivity -
       | kind of like hiring a personal trainer and working out while they
       | watch.
       | 
       | I'm pretty positive a lot of the folks around me in a late-night
       | Starbucks in the Before Times (always packed but now closed, no
       | drive-through) were doing exactly the same thing. There were a
       | bunch of regulars working on side projects, they all knew each
       | other, and if someone was screwing around they'd probably get a
       | question "How's the project going?"
       | 
       | Second, you could probably do this for less by arranging a "study
       | buddies" setup with college, grad or medical students but you'd
       | also have to commit to keeping them productive as well.
        
       | busyant wrote:
       | Universal Summarizer was making the rounds on HN recently
       | (https://labs.kagi.com/ai/sum) and when I clicked on the link
       | here (I hired 5 people), I decided I didn't want to read so much
       | text.
       | 
       | So, in keeping with Simon Berens' theme of increasing
       | productivity (or at the very least, increasing the throughput of
       | my procrastination), here is a summary:
       | 
       | https://labs.kagi.com/ai/sum?url=https://simonberens.me/blog...
        
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         | [deleted]
        
         | layer8 wrote:
         | It's missing all the weirdness of the original.
        
         | jnwatson wrote:
         | That's a fantastic summary.
        
         | suddenclarity wrote:
         | Somehow this is a decent example to highlight the weaknesses of
         | summaries. For example, all context about the challenges, the
         | missing assistant and how he massaged the data is excluded. It
         | sort of says the same thing but still misses everything.
        
       | Kibae wrote:
       | One thing I've done to increase my productivity after reading a
       | comment from a Hacker News post [1] is recording my work sessions
       | on OBS.
       | 
       | The benefits for me are two-fold.
       | 
       | 1) It keeps me accountable while working and
       | 
       | 2) I could rewatch my work sessions and recall my thought process
       | from a future me perspective.
       | 
       | It's amazing how much you forget about a day, but by watching the
       | recordings after the fact, you recall the micro lessons you
       | learned during your work sessions and you have the opportunity to
       | encode these lessons into your long-term memory.
       | 
       | [1] https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32215277#32215958
        
         | megablast wrote:
         | OBS - why do people use acronyms that most people have no idea
         | about?
        
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           | Benjamin_Dobell wrote:
           | Because that's the name of the software. Google will return
           | it as the first result. It is technically an acronym, Open
           | Broadcast Software, but all the marketing material refers to
           | it as OBS.
        
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           | lbotos wrote:
           | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OBS_Studio
           | 
           | Released in 2012, pretty popular software.
        
           | LogicWolfe wrote:
           | I had to look it up too. In this case it's Open Broadcaster
           | Software, but they seem to treat OBS more as a name than an
           | acronym so the usage seems appropriate.
           | https://obsproject.com/
        
           | jzb wrote:
           | I often feel the same, but I think OBS is the name here: OBS
           | may be Open Broadcasting Studio, or Broadcaster Software, but
           | it seems to mostly go by and be referred to as OBS...
        
           | twosdayz wrote:
           | Because that's the name of the software?
           | 
           | https://obsproject.com/
        
           | joaogui1 wrote:
           | It's how the software is known really (I think lots of
           | people, including myself, don't recall the original meaning)
        
           | [deleted]
        
       | tomdekan wrote:
       | The amount of negativity on this post is bizarre. If you don't
       | like something informative that someone has tried and written
       | about, why bother complaining about it?
       | 
       | In contrast, I enjoyed the post and found it useful.
        
       | strgrd wrote:
       | This is unhinged
        
       | pcthrowaway wrote:
       | He says it tripled his productivity, then later says he got an
       | extra 57 hours of work done for the month...
        
       | scotty79 wrote:
       | I'm quite surpised how many people here are strongly shocked by
       | what for me looks just like self-organized ghetto co-working plus
       | a bit of domestic service. There's also obsession with
       | productivity but I think many of us have been there at some
       | point. I don't think there's anything wrong with that guy, the
       | whole thing is framed as an experiment and I don't think it
       | brought any harm to anybody.
       | 
       | Btw ... Is 'ghetto' racist? What would be a better word insted?
        
         | tryauuum wrote:
         | I'm also shocked by the amount of people shocked. Guy chose the
         | most straightforward action for his goals, good for him
        
       | Apocryphon wrote:
       | I could've sworn I read a similar article to this years ago,
       | except it was only one person hired to keep the author on track.
       | 
       | This one!
       | 
       | https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4661940
        
       | gms7777 wrote:
       | The not-completely-bonkers version of this is called "body
       | doubling". Especially for people with ADHD and other executive
       | function disorders, just being in someone else's presence can be
       | hugely beneficial for productivity. There are several body
       | doubling apps out there that virtually pair you with people while
       | you're working.
        
         | birdyrooster wrote:
         | Working Discord channels have worked well for me. When you
         | share your screen and you are in a room with other people
         | working it adds some level of motivation.
        
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       | simonebrunozzi wrote:
       | > When I woke up, I put the finishing touches on a blog post I
       | had started earlier in the week and published it. It hit the #1
       | spot on Hacker News; I couldn't stop myself from constantly
       | refreshing the post as it got more upvotes while chuckling at the
       | classic Hacker News hate comments. I only escaped the Skinner box
       | when Sophia came in and I explicitly told her I wasn't to be
       | allowed on Hacker News.
       | 
       | Ah, the feeling! Nothing like it.
        
       | hownottowrite wrote:
       | I'm not sure what's more shameful: the fact that this might have
       | happened or that it is on the front page of HN.
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | birdyrooster wrote:
         | We have morbid variety of intrigue
        
       | siva7 wrote:
       | Whenever the writers for "Silicon Valley" seek inspiration, i'm
       | sure they're filling entire seasons straight from HN
        
       | SunghoYahng wrote:
       | What a great idea. I've been grappling with low productivity for
       | 20 years, trying various solutions without success. I would love
       | to emulate your approach, but don't have the means at present.
       | Regardless, I'm eager to observe the outcome of your experiment,
       | with hopes of replicating it in the future. Don't pay attention
       | to detractors, as tackling productivity is a critical concern and
       | worthy of pursuing with determination. Individuals who don't
       | support or comprehend your experiment likely lack the same
       | productivity challenges or are just mediocre.
        
         | urbandw311er wrote:
         | I think the people who don't support his experiment can
         | probably justify their reasons for themselves without you
         | insulting them.
        
           | SunghoYahng wrote:
           | Dear urbandw311er,
           | 
           | I apologize if my words were perceived as insulting. That was
           | not my intention. I believe in open and honest communication,
           | and my goal was to express my thoughts and opinions on the
           | subject at hand. I understand that everyone has different
           | perspectives and experiences, and I respect your view on this
           | matter.
           | 
           | In regards to the experiment, my enthusiasm stems from my
           | long-standing struggles with productivity and a desire to
           | improve. My hope is to learn from and potentially replicate
           | successful methods, rather than to discredit or demean
           | others.
           | 
           | I appreciate your feedback and concern, and I will take it
           | into consideration moving forward.
           | 
           | Best regards, SunghoYahng
        
             | joxel wrote:
             | Dude you literally called people who disagree mediocre and
             | respond to people saying you're a dick with an email like
             | reply. Do you think you're a good person?
        
               | zht wrote:
               | You're responding to a chatgpt comment
        
       | trh0awayman wrote:
       | This and things like FocusMate seem symptomatic of much larger,
       | more serious latent problems. It reminds of the younger
       | generations having to put YouTube on to eat a meal. I can't quite
       | put my finger on the connection, but paying a person sit behind
       | you and ask how you're doing, and make you a smoothie... it feels
       | like you're hiring someone to be your mother. This entire
       | experiment left me feeling unclean.
        
         | philosopher1234 wrote:
         | And how about his completely unexamined panic over his mother-
         | for-hire watching porn. It is assumed that this is awful and
         | terrible and horrible, and not another word of ink is spent
         | examining what horrified OP so much about it.
         | 
         | And the insistent coincidence that he only hired women.
        
           | CPLX wrote:
           | I'm not sure it's that deep.
           | 
           | Can you imagine a way to hire a personal assistant of the
           | opposite sex and catch them watching porn (or claiming to)
           | and not have it be awkward?
        
         | beezlebroxxxxxx wrote:
         | The loss of "public life" in NA is a fairly well documented
         | phenomenon. Putnam's _Bowling Alone_ was a famous warning shot
         | that we never quite reacted to. For a whole host of reasons,
         | many people nowadays, and especially many young people, are
         | lonely in a way and scale that is hard to imagine 50 or 60
         | years ago.
         | 
         | Btw this doesn't just include young people. People needing
         | youtube on to eat is just another variation on needing the TV
         | on. I know and have read about some elderly people that keep
         | the weather channel or 24hr news on all day out of sheer
         | loneliness. Across the board people are just lonely in numbers
         | that lead it could be called an epidemic by many health and
         | mental health organizations.
         | 
         | This experiment left me feeling unclean for a different reason:
         | this person essentially just hired a retinue of servants.
        
         | drivers99 wrote:
         | > ADHD body doubling is a productivity strategy used by
         | individuals with ADHD to finish possibly annoying jobs while
         | having another person beside them. This person is the body
         | double. The body double's duty is to keep the individual with
         | ADHD focused on the task at hand to reduce potential
         | distractions.
         | 
         | -- add.org google extract
         | 
         | Sounds like a legitimate strategy.
        
           | mtgentry wrote:
           | My thought as well. People with ADHD will appreciate the
           | experiment. Productivity tools may help some people, but
           | there's something about having people in the room that
           | greatly amplifies productivity for me.
        
       | nvarsj wrote:
       | This has got to be satire, right?
        
       | isoprophlex wrote:
       | Chop wood. Carry water.
       | 
       | Just do the work, or don't.
       | 
       | This is some bullshit.
        
         | jacoblambda wrote:
         | This isn't really helpful. I have ADHD and it's been a major
         | limiting factor in my life. I have things I want or need to do
         | and I'll easily spend 3-4x as long as the tasks actually end up
         | taking just trying to do them.
         | 
         | Unless my brain happens to be "in the mood for work", the only
         | way I can get things done is by being in a structured "you must
         | do X now" kind of environment. Doubly so since shifting gears
         | from something you are focused on to something new is
         | essentially impossible.
         | 
         | It is shitty and stressful being forced to run 100% towards
         | artificially imposed deadlines that I'm always just barely late
         | for but unless I do that, I will never make progress regardless
         | of how much I actually want to do the work. And this really
         | hurts me for burnout as I constantly feel like a failure for
         | not meeting deadlines that I knowingly set to be nearly
         | impossible. So I'm stuck in a balance between not being able to
         | do work because I'm not running against an impossible clock or
         | feeling like a failure for not beating said impossible clock.
         | 
         | Even worse is the reality that if I start to recognise that the
         | constraints I've placed are artificial or have consequences I
         | control, any help they provide falls apart. So it's a constant
         | struggle to find new, increasingly ratcheted constraints for
         | myself so I can continue to do the things I enjoy or even basic
         | day to day personal or work related tasks.
         | 
         | Because of this, I 100% get the author. I couldn't see myself
         | doing what they did but the thought process makes complete
         | sense to me. I'm practically doing the same thing but using
         | friends, coworkers, or technology to do it, even if they aren't
         | necessarily in the same room as me.
        
         | Apocryphon wrote:
         | There's something to be said that manual labor is probably less
         | anxiety-inducing or at least less easy to shirk than abstract
         | work.
        
           | nickjj wrote:
           | I think in a lot of cases the manual labor is extremely
           | ironed out                   - Pick up shovel         - Move
           | dirt from pile A to pile B
           | 
           | There's not much else to think about, you do it and you know
           | you're doing the right thing so there's no opportunities to
           | second guess yourself into not doing it.
           | 
           | Compare that to a vague action of "build xyz app". There's a
           | million things to think about and you can easily talk
           | yourself out of it because maybe you're doing what you think
           | is the wrong thing (note: the "what you think" is a really
           | important phrase here).
           | 
           | But if you break that down to "open up code editor" and
           | "design user registration page" that at least starts to get
           | less vague. Eventually you get into precise actionable tasks
           | like "create user model with an email, password and username"
           | which you can start progressing on without much distraction.
        
           | k__ wrote:
           | I love procrastinate my "abstract work" with "manual labour".
           | 
           | Somehow it's more obvious that it will yield results (at all)
           | and soon.
        
       | tronicdude wrote:
       | Based king
        
         | TheLoafOfBread wrote:
         | Absolutely. He identified a problem and figure out solution.
         | The True Hacker among us. How can us, mere mortals, even come
         | close to such unorthodox out of the box thinking?
        
       | eddsh1994 wrote:
       | Of course the writer lists Effective Altruism as an interest.
       | Could save lives with malaria vaccines but instead spends $5k of
       | hiring babysitters.
        
       | mjfisher wrote:
       | This is a really interesting experiment, and the author did a
       | great job of breaking it down and quantifying it.
       | 
       | I do wonder how much a measure of "productive time vs
       | unproductive time" corresponds to actual outcomes though; it's
       | very different than knowing you've spent that time on the right
       | things.
        
         | sberens wrote:
         | I agree I don't know if I spent time on the _best_ thing, but
         | in general I think the things I classified as productive
         | (writing, coding, fitness, etc...) are much better than the
         | unproductive things (social media, youtube, hn, etc...).
        
       | germanNitro wrote:
       | haha amazing there's gotta be an easier way to say productive
        
         | sberens wrote:
         | In terms of productivity per dollar probably, but in terms of
         | absolute productivity I doubt it.
        
         | waynesonfire wrote:
         | Maybe delegating to them instead of paying them to watch you.
        
           | lostlogin wrote:
           | Depends if you're optimising society or optimising an
           | individual.
        
       | tyfighter wrote:
       | This is much more mental illness than productivity.
        
       | tiagod wrote:
       | Well fuck. This is definitely the weirdest thing I've read this
       | year. I doubt something will dethrone it before the end of the
       | year.
        
         | isoprophlex wrote:
         | I miss updates on n-gate.com
         | 
         | They'd have a field day with this.
        
           | vl wrote:
           | First rule of n-gate you can't talk about it on HN. Now we
           | both broke the rule.
           | 
           | But honestly, his last updates stopped being fun. It became
           | just too repetitive.
        
           | arein3 wrote:
           | I check the website from time to time. Hope it will start
           | posting again.
        
       | dan-robertson wrote:
       | Somewhat related:
       | https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2011/10/03/personal-best but
       | quite a different idea to this one.
        
       | piazz wrote:
       | sincerely hoping this is satire
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | ianmcgowan wrote:
         | It reads like the script for the Krazam "The Hustle" video:
         | https://youtu.be/_o7qjN3KF8U, but over several weeks instead of
         | one day.
        
         | siva7 wrote:
         | nah sorry that one is real
        
       | dougdonohoe wrote:
       | This is idiotic.
        
       | l0rn wrote:
       | Sounds hella neurotic. Probably very interesting guy, but just as
       | insufferable. I think I know someone with a very similar
       | personality.
        
       | da39a3ee wrote:
       | I hope this is satire. If it is not, then the author is a
       | disgusting narcissist with no understanding of people or of human
       | dignity. It's very depressing that HN readers are genuinely
       | responding with approval and encouragement.
        
         | resource0x wrote:
         | I looked into some other blog posts of the author - this is not
         | satire. Something is seriously wrong with the guy. His parents
         | have to convince him to seek medical attention.
        
         | netsharc wrote:
         | There's a lot of negative comments here too. Funnily enough
         | (from the article):
         | 
         | > When I woke up, I put the finishing touches on a blog post I
         | had started earlier in the week and published it. It hit the #1
         | spot on Hacker News; I couldn't stop myself from constantly
         | refreshing the post as it got more upvotes while chuckling at
         | the classic Hacker News hate comments.
        
         | danesparza wrote:
         | I'm sorry it's depressing. I think that just makes you older
         | and wiser (and probably indicates you have different blind
         | spots in your life compared to these commenters)
        
         | HDThoreaun wrote:
         | Misguided sure, but disgusting? Nothing he did was disgusting.
         | There's nothing undignified about being paid $20/hr to watch
         | someone work, people do far worse for far less everyday.
        
       | rey0927 wrote:
       | ritalin is cheaper and more effective
        
       | darth_avocado wrote:
       | I like how he concluded that $88 per extra productive hour is
       | worth it and more people should consider it.
       | 
       | Here's other ways you could introduce productivity: 1. Hire house
       | cleaners @400/month for a large house to come in twice a month.
       | 2. Get a grammarly or similar subscription @60/month to write
       | documents faster 3. Personal trainer 2 days a week for
       | $60/session 4. A dietitian for weekly sessions @100/session (you
       | could also do virtual sessions with people abroad for a lot
       | cheaper if you want) 5. $200/session for a monthly career coach
       | 
       | The list goes on and any of these would help you more than just
       | the additional productivity. Interesting experiment though.
        
         | fho wrote:
         | Just what you listed comes out to USD 1540 a month ... which
         | (here in Germany) is more than half of what an average software
         | developer earns [1].
         | 
         | [1] https://platri.de/informatiker-gehalt/
        
           | darth_avocado wrote:
           | Right I wasn't suggesting you do all of the above. Plus in
           | Germany, those costs are lower.
        
       | jstx1 wrote:
       | This is one of the reasons why I'm more productive when I work
       | from an office and not from home.
        
       | m3kw9 wrote:
       | not a bad idea, or you could try to figure it out why you are
       | procrastinating and try to do that. That'd give lasting results
       | but you may or may not find out and use weeks and months as you
       | also procrastinate on finding out why.
        
       | zachwill wrote:
       | Interesting read! Crazy that it was basically 3x
       | increase/decrease in productive hours. Wouldn't try this myself,
       | but found it interesting nonetheless @sberens.
        
       | HL33tibCe7 wrote:
       | I read this entire article in the voice of Patrick Bateman
        
       | searchableguy wrote:
       | Have you tried an entirely remote version of this?
       | 
       | I imagine someone could build an effective AI with face to watch
       | over you to increase productivity/$ spent but it wouldn't have a
       | physical presence.
        
         | sberens wrote:
         | I have not, but I'm looking at doing it down the line! One
         | thing that I would miss is the homecooked meals; I'm surprised
         | at how much I enjoyed them.
        
       | RektBoy wrote:
       | As I saw his schedule with girls names I knew this will be a fun
       | shii. I can imagine not mentioned interviews part, some guy shows
       | up, sorry we're not a good fit, yeah right hahaha.
        
       | 888666 wrote:
       | This is very interesting, but this doesn't seem like a good thing
       | to me. We don't need to be productive all the time. As he
       | mentions, he had little time to introspect; I much prefer having
       | downtime where I can stop and think for a while or run into
       | something new and interesting within highly curated social media.
       | If this truly made him happy, then good for him, but I would put
       | more effort into being comfortable with being "unproductive" as
       | long as my needs are being sufficiently met.
        
       | syndacks wrote:
       | This is why San Francisco sucks.
        
       | trynewideas wrote:
       | For context on the reference, Focusmate is $7/month. Just FWIW.
        
       | vuckin wrote:
       | This is incredibly bizarre, to the point where I wonder if this
       | isn't just a creative writing exercise.
       | 
       | Why does he feel the need to be 'productive' for 16 hours a day?
       | 
       | Why did he think the best way to deal with this was to hire a
       | group of babysitters?
       | 
       | Why was he being so weird to his assistants?
       | 
       | It just doesn't add up. The whole thing is so damn strange.
       | 
       | Maybe this is an experiment on the readers of his article, to see
       | how we will react to something on the borders of credibility.
        
         | granshaw wrote:
         | > Why does he feel the need to be 'productive' for 16 hours a
         | day?
         | 
         | Yeah after reading the post I'm like this guy must be a founder
         | to value productivity so highly... NOPE, just works at Meta!
         | 
         | EDIT: Oh wait, he DID also start a company, during the
         | experiment in fact, but of course it's in stealth mode!
         | 
         | Can't make this stuff up...
        
           | pcthrowaway wrote:
           | Wouldn't hiring people to sit behind you and watch you work
           | be a breach of contract?
        
             | granshaw wrote:
             | I have a feeling this guy doesn't really care...
        
         | 4gotunameagain wrote:
         | I hope that it is a parody of what _the modern western manboy_
         | (tm) has become, otherwise it is a bitter window to the state
         | of affairs of the west.
        
           | bspammer wrote:
           | The whole time I was reading, all I could think of was this
           | video.
           | 
           | https://youtu.be/_o7qjN3KF8U
        
           | Apocryphon wrote:
           | I'd say it's also the perfect marriage between the gig
           | economy and techbro hyper-optimized productivity.
        
         | xyzelement wrote:
         | I get it...
         | 
         | //Why does he feel the need to be 'productive' for 16 hours a
         | day
         | 
         | When you are shooting for an outcome, you want to make sure you
         | are working on it. Productivity is the means not the end.
         | 
         | // Why did he think the best way to deal with this...
         | 
         | I can relate. I am reasonably successful/ productive, but I am
         | exponentially more successful and productive when focused. But
         | focus is hard. If hiring someone to focus me was practical, why
         | not?
        
         | barbarr wrote:
         | He is into effective altruism.
        
         | sberens wrote:
         | Related the being productive 16 hours a day, I enjoyed this
         | blog post by Dan Luu: https://danluu.com/productivity-velocity/
        
       | freitzkriesler2 wrote:
       | I like how this guy posted this twice in the same week.
        
       | eatkd wrote:
       | This is one of the best blogs I have seen on HN ever
        
       | [deleted]
        
       | windowshopping wrote:
       | The bit about Rachel is truly the classic Craigslist experience.
       | Anyone who's dealt with strangers through Craigslist would find
       | this a very familiar type of strangeness.
        
       | nickphx wrote:
       | In my ~20 years of mashing buttons, I've found the primary driver
       | of 'productivity' has been my interest in the
       | problem/project/task. The skinner box comment gave me a hearty
       | chuckle.
        
       | boxingdog wrote:
       | [dead]
        
       | dqpb wrote:
       | Wow, what a creepy dude.
        
       | Mustache wrote:
       | I'm not sure why there so many negative comments. I work from
       | home for myself and I can say not having a boss to report to
       | makes it easier to get bogged down in non productive tasks. When
       | I used to go to an office and had a manager there was always that
       | external pressure to get things done. I have to constantly remind
       | myself to be productive and not spend time on time wasting
       | websites so I can see how just knowing someone is watching would
       | make you more productive. I remember a few years ago there was a
       | website where you could be on a webcam with someone else while
       | you both worked, sort of a productivity buddy type thing. Kudo's
       | to the author for trying something new and sharing it with
       | everyone. I think that's brave especially with all the keyboard
       | critics in the world.
        
         | dj_mc_merlin wrote:
         | Most people would agree that having somebody keeping you
         | accountable in the same room does tend to increase productivity
         | in the short term. Long term, not being micromanaged has a
         | positive mental impact.
         | 
         | Regardless, I think most people are rather reading between the
         | lines, since there's some weirdness to hiring (from Craigslist)
         | a "productivity manager" who watches you, does house chores and
         | cooks for you. This is basically a servant with another title,
         | and not acknowledging it makes it seem like the author is
         | missing some common wisdom. There's other details like his
         | assistant being caught watching porn, to which the author
         | reacts in an.. even more awkward way than expected? It reads a
         | lot like satire.
        
         | tomdekan wrote:
         | I agree. The amount of negativity on this post is bizarre. If
         | you don't like something informative that someone has written,
         | ignore it.
         | 
         | I really enjoyed the post and found it useful.
        
       | RektBoy wrote:
       | Shouldn't this guy be fired from Meta, I mean he's revealing code
       | to the third party, basically leaking stuff.
        
       | ruborcalor wrote:
       | How do you think this compares to coworking?
        
         | sberens wrote:
         | I feel it's hard to achieve consistency with coworking; I never
         | had enough overlap with a friend's schedule to make a
         | meaningful impact on my productivity. I actually made a tool
         | (before the experiment) to try to coordinate coworking between
         | a group of people, but it never took off.
        
           | phphphphp wrote:
           | Pick any WeWork in a populated city and you'll find people
           | there 24/7 and at least a few of them as will be kooky enough
           | to engage in this performative nonsense (I say that mostly
           | without judgement). Or pick any office building, really,
           | because they'll have 24/7 security who do nothing but sit and
           | watch movies or listen to podcasts. There's an entire world
           | of people bored out of their damn minds in boring office
           | buildings all night, and you wouldn't need to do things like
           | schedule.
        
       | kodisha wrote:
       | Is there a saas/browser plugin where you enter a name and then it
       | alerts you if this name shows up in any hiring emails/slack
       | conversation/twitter browsing?
       | 
       | Asking for a friend ;)
        
         | voakbasda wrote:
         | Maybe curate a list of such names? One that can only be viewed
         | using dark mode?
        
       | throwaway378037 wrote:
       | What
        
       | sjducb wrote:
       | Whenever I'm in an office I pick the computer with the most
       | visible screens, so everyone can see what I'm doing. It has the
       | same affect, but it's much cheaper.
        
       | nervysnail wrote:
       | Mild Patrick Bateman.
        
       | 12345hn6789 wrote:
       | I honestly cannot believe this. The porn part, the make me a
       | smoothie request, dating dinners.
       | 
       | This guy seriously paid people to sit behind him and didn't even
       | think about them stealing his $1000 monitors until after the
       | fact?
       | 
       | He didn't try blocking any non productive sites? No productivity
       | software? No pomadoro technique-esq focus methods?
       | 
       | This guy should have paid $88/hour for therapy if we are being
       | honest here
        
         | SMAAART wrote:
         | Don't let the truth come in the way of a goods blog post that
         | makes it to the front page of HN.
        
         | Aaronmacaron wrote:
         | He's got a 'Date Me' button on his website which takes you to a
         | Google Form where you can apply to be his girlfriend. I can't
         | decide if this makes the blog post more or less believable.
         | Could it be that he's just a satirical character and doesn't
         | really exist?
        
           | tryauuum wrote:
           | holy fuck it's smart
        
           | Aperocky wrote:
           | This is in line with the content of the blog post and make me
           | believe it is real. Author may have certain degrees of
           | narcissistic personality, but I am no doctor or psychiatrist.
        
         | sberens wrote:
         | Therapy would take away productive time :)
         | 
         | I did actually use my own custom built productivity tools to
         | block websites[0], and I used ActivityWatch[1] to track my
         | time.
         | 
         | [0]
         | https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/webblock/jeahkphmd...
         | 
         | [1] https://activitywatch.net/
        
           | philosopher1234 wrote:
           | > Therapy would take away productive time :)
           | 
           | 1 hr a week for most people. Give up 1 of your 100
           | unproductive hours instead lol.
        
           | hutzlibu wrote:
           | While working out your data, have you considered, that you
           | were basically doing a long sprint?
           | 
           | Meaning, I am pretty sure, your effective productivity would
           | have declined after the month, with assistants, or not. And
           | that you got Covid, might be a clear sign of that.
        
           | sam1r wrote:
           | Did you ever consider building your own custom tools?
           | 
           | Or based on the ones custom you described aforementioned,
           | which features or tools do you wish you had on top of it?
           | 
           | Just curious, and I respect the setup thus far.
        
             | sberens wrote:
             | Yeah I built that chrome extension I linked (WebBlock).
             | 
             | ActivityWatch is great for single device tracking, but I
             | wish there was a tool for multi-device tracking and also
             | away-from-device tracking (tracking gym, sleep, etc...)
             | that integrated all of the data into one place and made it
             | easily accessible. My use case is pretty niche though :/
        
               | fragmede wrote:
               | Have you considered a Fitbit or similar device?
        
           | viraptor wrote:
           | > Therapy would take away productive time :)
           | 
           | I'm not sure if that's a joke, or not. But if you sincerely
           | mean it - I put it away for years and now I feel like an
           | idiot for wasting a lot of my time fighting rather than
           | actually addressing my issues. This would've been the most
           | productive time investment I could've done a decade earlier.
        
             | theonething wrote:
             | On the other hand, I've seen a handful of therapists, three
             | of them for longer than six months and really, they've done
             | zilch for me. A waste of money in hindsight. Reading
             | helpful books and really applying the good ones (for me)
             | has helped me more while costing way less, aka
             | bibliotherapy [1]
             | 
             | That's great that therapy worked so well for you, but don't
             | make it out to be a panacea for everyone.
             | 
             | [1] https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5788928/#:
             | ~:tex...
        
           | chrisandchris wrote:
           | I think, it's quite obvious where the "productivity" goes:
           | 
           | > In the morning session, I did yoga, went to the gym,
           | started two blog posts, and did some work for my job.
           | 
           | If it's the 5th you mention, it's just not that important?
        
             | sberens wrote:
             | My desire to increase my productivity was not solely (or
             | largely) driven by doing better at my job; I find it's
             | relatively easy to be productive if you go into the office.
             | 
             | I mainly wanted to get a lot of side projects/hobbies done.
        
         | tacotacotaco wrote:
         | Maybe I'm too cynical but it just seems performative. It seems
         | like any number of YouTube videos where some financially well
         | off influencer spends their money doing something awkward to
         | attract views. And it worked. Here we are gawking at the latest
         | stunt. Like and subscribe. Don't forget to smash that bell.
         | Check out my patreon for access to my Discord.
        
           | fragmede wrote:
           | Oh no! The person I'm watching wanted to be watched!
           | 
           | Wait, what?
        
             | t-writescode wrote:
             | I feel like this perspective is missing the point. A lot of
             | what we see on the internet nowadays is pornography. It has
             | no point at all except to be a spectacle and to generate
             | conversation and views and to keep the person watching -
             | thereby getting ads, thereby getting money.
             | 
             | I see _a lot_ of this on TikTok nowadays; and, if my
             | YouTube feed were less curated, I 'd probably see it there,
             | too. It's the food videos where someone makes an absolutely
             | terrible meal out of 8 whole fast-food burgers, covered in
             | fries, then honey, then mashed potatoes; or the videos
             | where someone makes a mess with spaghetti and sauce in
             | their hands and then puts it in the oven.
             | 
             | Once I got this perspective on a lot of video content, I
             | could see it basically everywhere.
        
         | mindslight wrote:
         | The idea seems decently self-aware to me. All the systems and
         | techniques in the world can't compensate for poor discipline,
         | and social accountability is a strong pull.
         | 
         | The porn thing was most likely a generic "mind your own
         | business" non-response.
         | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBE4262nxkE
        
         | d0zome wrote:
         | The scant photos in the blog post are not convincing enough for
         | me. I'm calling it fake.
        
           | moffkalast wrote:
           | You really think someone would do that? Just go on the
           | internet and tell lies? Smh, what a world.
        
           | sberens wrote:
           | I wish I was good enough of a fiction writer to fake this :/
        
             | joxel wrote:
             | Do you think having a girlfriend application on your page
             | makes any sense? Is it a joke? Or are you just that self
             | absorbed and insane?
        
               | monkey_monkey wrote:
               | Yes (to him). No. Yes.
        
         | LegitShady wrote:
         | He's got effective altruism and defi in his about me page - if
         | he isn't a made up character he might as well be.
        
         | SunghoYahng wrote:
         | Some people don't respond to any treatment. I am one of them.
         | If I were rich, I'd be the one writing and posting about this
         | topic.
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | 1270018080 wrote:
         | If he did that, then this blog and the clicks he is getting
         | wouldn't exist.
        
         | dan-robertson wrote:
         | The article strikes me as an amount of weirdness within the
         | normal range for 'rationalism' people.
         | 
         | And the guy literally links to a website-blocker he develops.
         | 
         | I guess his being weird doesn't particularly bother me. I liked
         | that the post was frank and (seemingly) honest. Doing that sort
         | of experiment and writing about it seems basically fine to me.
         | Maybe he'll be able to contrast it with other things, like
         | maybe having one extra hour of productive work is worse than
         | using the same amount of hours more productively by eg avoiding
         | blunders.
        
         | jonathanyc wrote:
         | I clicked on the "About" page and learned that the author is
         | 21. For a minute that made the experiment make more sense. Then
         | it stopped making sense again.
        
           | Sakos wrote:
           | I'm more confused by these comments. Like, he's 21. This is
           | an interesting experience and a great story to tell. Sounds
           | like money well-spent and I'm glad he's experimenting in
           | unusual ways. That's what makes life interesting and worth
           | living. Some of my most memorable and valuable memories stem
           | from bad decisions or experimenting with different ideas that
           | might be dumb.
           | 
           | Some of you need to touch grass.
        
             | philosopher1234 wrote:
             | This man is insane. He'd rather oppress himself at great
             | expense than spend any time at all actually thinking about
             | where his problems come from (and _why_ its so important to
             | him to  "all work and no play"). Perhaps there's a reason
             | "touch grass" is on the tip of your tongue.
        
             | jonathanyc wrote:
             | Alice thinks it's odd that Bob budgeted $10k/mo to hire
             | proxy moms to check in on him & cook for him. Do you tell
             | _Alice_ to touch grass?
        
               | HDThoreaun wrote:
               | Dude works for Facebook. He can afford a 10k experiment
               | and in fact him being on of the very few that can
               | probably contributed to doing it.
        
           | simultsop wrote:
           | Life hitting me with a brick.
        
         | travisjungroth wrote:
         | I doubt this 0%. I've hired people just to help me focus and
         | also to help with chores. To me, this is someone with the same
         | job in the same city as me just taking what I've done two steps
         | further. Literally nothing in that post is unbelievable to me,
         | including the behavior of the people he hired.
         | 
         | In the first paragraph he did mention tools for focusing,
         | saying he went as far as making his own.
        
           | capableweb wrote:
           | > I've hired people just to help me focus and also to help
           | with chores
           | 
           | But were those people the same? Usually have have one type of
           | person for each purpose, one psychologist/therapist to help
           | you figure out why you can't focus and then one cleaner that
           | helps you keep a tidy house.
        
             | doubled112 wrote:
             | I'm not sure everybody needs a psychologist/therapist but
             | I'd be willing to bet most would benefit from somebody to
             | talk to (or even at)
             | 
             | If you ramble on long enough and your maid starts to answer
             | and ask questions, are they a makeshift therapist?
        
               | capableweb wrote:
               | > If you ramble on long enough and your maid starts to
               | answer and ask questions, are they a makeshift therapist?
               | 
               | If all you think a therapist does is just answering and
               | asking questions, you should maybe see a therapist and
               | experience it for yourself ;)
               | 
               | Joking aside, the struggle of loneliness can probably be
               | helped by having just somebody to talk to, though not in
               | a professional setting.
               | 
               | But if you're constantly having trouble focusing, it
               | could be a sign that something is amiss. Personally,
               | sometimes I get affected by things in my social
               | environment without really noticing it, just that things
               | gets less interesting and that I'm being less productive
               | than usual. A therapist can help you realize those
               | things, while friends will usually be more supportive
               | rather than trying to actively combat your "inside
               | problem", as they have their own.
               | 
               | Could also be that some sort of medication can be helpful
               | for you. I have some friends who didn't realize that
               | suffered from ADHD until they were 30-40 years old, and
               | having access to medication and therapy helped them a
               | lot. A therapist can again help you realize if you
               | need/don't need this.
        
             | travisjungroth wrote:
             | Psychologist/therapist helping you figure out why you can't
             | focus is a different approach to the problem, one that you
             | can do at the same time. But it's really on a different
             | timeline and sometimes it just doesn't work. Sometimes you
             | need help now.
             | 
             | Imagine your arms barely work. Or even more accurately,
             | sometimes they work, sometimes they don't, and you really
             | can't predict it. This is greatly interfering with your
             | home and work life. Sometimes you can do laundry, sometimes
             | you can't. Sometimes you can type, sometimes you can't.
             | 
             | You go to a doctor. You take meds. You see a physical
             | therapist twice a week. Maybe this is slowly helping. But
             | consider during all that time in the doctor's office, the
             | PT's office, the pharmacy, _your laundry still isn't
             | getting done_.
             | 
             | So, you need something that helps _now_. Some people will
             | call this a quick fix, but that's what you need. You know,
             | that oxygen mask isn't really a solution. You can't fly
             | like that all the time. You should figure out the root
             | cause of your airplane's depressurization. Or, you know,
             | just focus on staying alive first and talk to the mechanic
             | at your weekly session.
             | 
             | So you hire someone to be your arms for eight hours a day.
             | What do you need help with? Everything. When? All of the
             | time and none of the time. 50/50 at any given moment. So
             | you basically need someone with you a lot of time. While
             | your arms are working and you're paying them, you might
             | want them to do something else for you. And a normal
             | assistant won't cut it because this can apply to stuff that
             | you specifically have to do, or requires some skills that
             | other people are unlikely to have.
        
       | dinobones wrote:
       | So... This is what the adderall shortage has come to?
        
         | unity1001 wrote:
         | He could have contacted his hood's local adderall mafia - like
         | in the series Silicon Valley...
        
       | hartator wrote:
       | > accountable for my work, similar to
       | https://www.cnet.com/culture/man-hires-woman-to-slap-him- every-
       | time-hes-on-facebook/. (No slapping here, just sitting next to
       | me.)
       | 
       | > I didn't mean to only hire women; it just turned out that way.
       | 
       | > surprisingly relaxed about the prospect of working the next 8
       | hours from a stranger's home
       | 
       | > She retorted coldly that she was watching porn.
       | 
       | > getting to know my assistants (the savory ones).
       | 
       | The underlying of this "experiment" feels oddly more sexual than
       | productivity-focus.
        
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