[HN Gopher] Coffee does not give you energy, it just borrows wha...
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       Coffee does not give you energy, it just borrows what you will pay
       for later
        
       Author : belltaco
       Score  : 21 points
       Date   : 2023-01-29 21:10 UTC (1 hours ago)
        
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       | Jeff_Brown wrote:
       | I'll be drinking it on my death bed so I won't have to pay it all
       | back.
        
       | hgsgm wrote:
       | Coffee doesn't have calories, so of course it can't give you
       | energy.
        
       | amalgamated_inc wrote:
       | Duh, the trick is to never stop drinking coffee and thus never
       | having to pay back the energy plus interest. Everybody knows
       | that.
        
       | JoeAltmaier wrote:
       | So make sure to put sugar and cream in it, to fuel the burst!
       | Problem solved.
        
       | trynewideas wrote:
       | Good. Thanks, coffee. Thoffee.
        
         | ThePowerOfFuet wrote:
         | Thanks, Hanks. Thanks.
        
       | kornhole wrote:
       | And drinking alcohol is borrowing happiness from tomorrow. Today
       | is my payback day, and it sucks.
        
         | grugagag wrote:
         | Yeah, as you get older the payback is in more headache or
         | brainfog or some kind of weakness that goes away eventually but
         | would make life better if the cause is avoided altogether
        
       | klyrs wrote:
       | I drink coffee in the morning so I won't feel bad about my nap
       | after lunch. Sue me.
        
       | bigbluedots wrote:
       | Ok, all we have to do is find a way to break down the adenosine
       | before it binds to the adenosine receptors. I'll be awake
       | forever!
        
       | rowanG077 wrote:
       | Great! Later I can go to sleep faster. THX coffee.
        
       | pixl97 wrote:
       | If I have no energy at 8 am but lots at 11am, I'll gladly borrow
       | from lunch to make it thru the first meeting of the day.
        
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