[HN Gopher] The time I yoga-balled an Apple store employee
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       The time I yoga-balled an Apple store employee
        
       Author : jasoneckert
       Score  : 54 points
       Date   : 2023-01-07 20:16 UTC (2 hours ago)
        
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       | nimbius wrote:
       | the 2000s were a lawless hellscape of chumba wumba, shrek and
       | apple stores where you had to have core strength to consume the
       | product. the average apple employee had to be resilient enough to
       | withstand half a dozen yoga balls per shift fired at terminal
       | velocity from the endless batallions of corpulent arse fitted to
       | cloistered exurban trophy wives who only want and consume. during
       | the holidays it was a bloodbath of fat slippery arses embiggened
       | in so much wetzel pretzel butter from the seldom sanitized food
       | court catapulting plastic denizens of futurism into unsuspecting
       | children and macbooks alike. these corporate wardogs also had to
       | be savvy ebough to explain in plain english that 2000 era maps
       | would inevitably plunge the family truckster off a cliff if given
       | half a chance, and that the iphone 1 had to be charged six times
       | a day for the privilege of flexing on karen bakowdkis shotty
       | latke recipe in real-ish time.
        
         | plondon514 wrote:
         | I hope you're a writer because this was a hilarious comment.
         | Thank you.
        
           | grugagag wrote:
           | No chatGpt will ever be able to do that
        
             | hermanradtke wrote:
             | It will now...
        
       | jorgesborges wrote:
       | I find it remarkable that there was chain-wide adjustment to
       | seating without direct customer intervention -- a good employee
       | recognized the danger, and maybe felt gratitude for how benign
       | the incident was, and immediately went up the chain and made a
       | change without the person even mentioning it to management or
       | lodging a complaint. Good on all persons involved.
       | 
       | Also love that the OP sat down to continue playing: that's the
       | only reasonable option after something like that happens.
        
       | andrewflnr wrote:
       | I don't understand what actually happened. All the yoga balls
       | I've encountered are pretty grippy and don't quite store enough
       | energy to get airborne just from rolling off the side. If
       | anything I would expect it to keep trying to roll over me once I
       | hit the ground.
        
       | smoldesu wrote:
       | Suffice to say, he sat on it wrong.
        
         | genocidicbunny wrote:
         | The corners were too rounded.
        
           | samspenc wrote:
           | So he sat on it round then.
        
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       | mozman wrote:
       | I can't read this with that awful font - BLUF?
        
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       | vocodab wrote:
       | [flagged]
        
       | bbbbbnbbss wrote:
       | [flagged]
        
         | azinman2 wrote:
         | Is it some new JavaScript framework or whatever? No. But it was
         | technologically adjacent and I found it entertaining. YMMV.
        
         | cududa wrote:
         | Problem solving comes in all shapes, forms, inspirations, and
         | Smurfs.
         | 
         | Sometimes a customers problem is software. Sometimes it's
         | hardware. This was a customer demonstrating an edge case and
         | the provider rapidly deploying a simple solution that also
         | prevents physical injury/ liability.
         | 
         | I personally found it intellectually gratifying, maybe you
         | didn't. Just scroll on past it.
        
           | jonsen wrote:
           | Also gratifying to ponder what makes a yoga ball fly upwards
           | that high just from someone falling off. Never seen anything
           | like that.
        
             | corobo wrote:
             | I don't know the technical but my quick thought is that
             | slipping backwards stretched out the front of the rubbery
             | ball.
             | 
             | Once the ball clears the ass, this material springs back to
             | its natural position. The force of this return bounce is
             | enough to send the light ball flying.
        
         | filoleg wrote:
         | > It's literally just a story about someone being hit by a yoga
         | ball because someone else sat on it wrong
         | 
         | I read it more as a story about that incident happening, then
         | Apple introducing a pretty clever solution to it at that store,
         | and then later at other Apple stores with yoga balls.
         | 
         | Sure, we cannot confirm the causal chain here for certain. But
         | if it was indeed causal, then it is a pretty good story about a
         | tech company taking feedback about a very small thing at an
         | individual store level, quickly figuring out a neat fix to
         | address it, and then rolling it out at other locations.
         | 
         | And yes, I would find it pretty interesting, even if it was the
         | same story about a non-tech retailer as well. After all, how
         | many times have we seen that famous story on the frontpage of
         | HN about the Costco founder threatening the CEO if he ever even
         | attempted to raise the price of Costco hotdogs? I've seen it
         | myself quite a few times over the years, and it usually tends
         | to generate a pretty lively discussion in the comments.
        
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