[HN Gopher] A Christmas Tautology (2020)
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       A Christmas Tautology (2020)
        
       Author : nickdrozd
       Score  : 39 points
       Date   : 2022-12-25 06:14 UTC (16 hours ago)
        
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       | sanghi_mama wrote:
       | Well, this banning thing is true for only parts of the Protestant
       | Christian world. Catholic and Orthodox Christians make up the
       | majority of Christianity by numbers.
        
         | dragonwriter wrote:
         | > Well, this banning thing is true for only parts of the
         | Protestant Christian world
         | 
         | Unsurprisingly, the same part where the carol in question was
         | invented.
        
       | iamthepieman wrote:
       | I assumed that anuone who knows more about Christmas than the
       | tune to "jingle bells" knew christ was not born on Christmas day.
       | It's not even a 1/365 chance either since there's some evidence
       | it was during the fall months.
       | 
       | The census decree by Caesar that Jesus parents traveled to their
       | city of birth for was probably not issued when it would have been
       | difficult to travel in Winter. Shepherd keep their sheep out in
       | open fields in that region from early spring to late fall. Pretty
       | light evidence but should still shifts your priors a bit.
        
       | quickthrower2 wrote:
       | Was Christmas day invented on the very same day Jesus was born
       | then?
        
       | andypitech wrote:
       | It's far from tautologous that Christ was born on Christmas day
       | (25th December) for a number of reasons:
       | 
       | 1. There are no historical references to the date in the Gospels.
       | We can have a good guess at the year, since Luke the evangelist
       | writes that the taxation survey bringing Mary and Joseph to
       | Bethlehem was instigated by Caesar Augustus whilst Quirinius was
       | governed of Syria. We could make some guesses of the season due
       | to the shepherds looking after sheep in the open country. There
       | is nothing in the New Testament to suggest a specific cause to
       | celebrate the birth of Christ, unlike his death commemoration in
       | Luke chapter 22 for example, for which we have a much better idea
       | of the time of year, since it was at the time of Passover, a
       | Jewish festival which had a regular occasion based on the lunar
       | cycle.
       | 
       | 2. There are some suggestions that the Christmas festival was
       | instigated by replacing Roman pagan festivals around that time,
       | after the Roman Empire accepted Christianity as the state
       | religion.
       | 
       | 3. In modern times there are millions of people around the world
       | who know very little about the story of the birth of Jesus
       | Christ, or his significance. You'll find many places filled with
       | pictures of Santa, reindeer, elves and other winter festival
       | stuff... So many people could be forgiven for thinking Christmas
       | is about Santa, not Jesus Christ.
       | 
       | As to the OP question 9, there is ample historical evidence for
       | the existence and birth of Jesus Christ, for his death by
       | crucifixion, and even for his resurrection from the dead (unless
       | of course you take a priori leap of faith to believe that the
       | material world is all that exists).
       | 
       | The significance of the birth of Jesus Christ is far more
       | important than the date:
       | 
       | 'but the angel reassured them. "Don't be afraid!" he said. "I
       | bring you good news that will bring great joy to all people. The
       | Savior--yes, the Messiah, the Lord--has been born today in
       | Bethlehem, the city of David!' Luke 2:10-11 NLT
       | https://bible.com/bible/116/luk.2.10-11.NLT
       | 
       | Merry Christmas HN!
        
         | yeellow wrote:
         | Can you give some examples of this "ample historical evidence"?
         | I saw quite convincing video recently where a guy goes through
         | all, known to him, sources and debunks them
         | (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WI72JNz0IC8 - warning: might be
         | offensive for a diehard believer).
        
           | mannykannot wrote:
           | The list starts with things that may well have considerable
           | historical evidence, but ends by proposing an argument that
           | would not even be logically valid: one could rationally hold
           | that the material world is not all that exists, without
           | accepting that Christ's resurrection occurred.
           | 
           | As for calling materialism an a priori leap of faith, well,
           | that hardly distinguishes it from the alternatives, though
           | maybe that's the point.
           | 
           | Nevertheless, a merry Christmas to one and all!
        
         | [deleted]
        
         | amets wrote:
         | For 1, this is doubtful as a historical source from a non-
         | Christian perspective. The Gospels accounts are surprisingly
         | consistent, except for specific portions that all conveniently
         | bolster support for the idea that Christ is the Jewish messiah.
         | The story about his birth is Bethlehem is a prime example (it's
         | more likely Jesus was born in Nazareth). I would question the
         | ability to pinpoint a birth year through likely made up
         | details.
        
         | Severian wrote:
         | For point #2, it's not exactly established, but we can probably
         | be accurate to say the early church chose this day to convert
         | followers of pagan traditions regarding the Winter Solstice.
         | Whether it's Yule, Saturnalia, Natatlis Invicti, etc. It's
         | easier to say one god is born around the same time as another
         | and you can push towards Christianity's ideas of a
         | Son/Father/Spirit deity.
         | 
         | For point #3, heck, most Western Christians for the most part
         | unknowingly incorporate a hell of a lot of Yule traditions.
         | Christmas Trees, wreaths, the Yule log, Mistletoe.. you get the
         | idea.
        
         | bazoom42 wrote:
         | The only historical evidenence for the ressurection of Jesus is
         | second-hand testimony about people who allegedly saw him. And
         | even in this testimony it is emphasised the witnesses did not
         | recognize the person as Jesus. So outside of the question of
         | faith, it seems very weak evidence.
         | 
         | From a historians perspective, there is better evidence for the
         | ressurection of the Emperor Nero.
        
       | isitmadeofglass wrote:
       | > These lyrics always bothered me for their apparent vacuousness.
       | Christ was born on Christmas Day - well, yeah. Christmas just is
       | the day that Christ was born, right?
       | 
       | Isn't the reason that the church makes such a big deal of
       | repeating this whole "Christmas day is when Jesus was born" and
       | "Jesus was born on Christmas Day" due to exactly the point that
       | it wasn't the day he was born.
       | 
       | The church moved the celebration to better match the pagan
       | celebrations, so they needed to push this lie a lot to get people
       | on board with the fact that they moved the birthday to make the
       | sales pitch for Christianity better match the pagan traditions.
       | 
       | You would have though that the god of all existence could have
       | timed the birth of his divine child a bit better, but I guess we
       | all know that it's easy to sometimes miss deadlines and be off by
       | a month or so. Also the biology of virgin pregnancies, though
       | unexplored scientifically likely followed the biology of regular
       | pregnancies, so there might be a bit of uncertainty on the exact
       | time of arrival even if god did impregnate Mary with the
       | intention that she'd give birth around what is today Christmas
       | Day.
        
         | bazoom42 wrote:
         | The church didn't _move_ the celebration as such, since nobody
         | knew when Jesus was born in the first place. The bible does not
         | give any date (not even a year).
         | 
         | We dont really know how the church came up with december 25.
         | The theory it was selected to coincide with a pagan holiday is
         | just speculation. Probably not a coincidence it is so close to
         | winter solstice, but there is no evidence.
        
         | 082349872349872 wrote:
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parthenogenesis suggests virgin
         | pregnancies have been explored scientifically (but a quick skim
         | shows no indication of any noted difference in gestation)
         | 
         | Anyone who has ever wondered what the 'H.' stands for should
         | consider: _Haploid_.
        
           | CrazyStat wrote:
           | Another relevant scientific source is [1], which I highly
           | recommend
           | 
           | >Of 7870 eligible women, 5340 reported a pregnancy, of whom
           | 45 (0.8% of pregnant women) reported a virgin pregnancy
           | (table 1|). Perceived importance of religion was associated
           | with virginity but not with virgin pregnancy. The prevalence
           | of abstinence pledges was 15.5%. The virgins who reported
           | pregnancies were more likely to have pledged chastity (30.5%)
           | than the non-virgins who reported pregnancies (15.0%, P=0.01)
           | or the other virgins (21.2%, P=0.007).
           | 
           | [1] https://www.bmj.com/content/347/bmj.f7102
        
           | googlryas wrote:
           | Even if virgin pregnancies we're possible, where would Jesus'
           | Y chromosome come from?
        
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             | chordalkeyboard wrote:
             | cosmic ray induced mutation
        
         | gumby wrote:
         | Should have set easter at the winter solstice, as that's the
         | traditional spot for rebirth festival (think Sol Invictus) and
         | leave the regular birth in the spring with all the other
         | fertility festivals. I don't know what they were thinking, but
         | we're stuck with it now, unless someone wants to engineer
         | another fork over this issue.
        
       | kthejoker2 wrote:
       | That Christmas is the day of Christ's birth itself was a sore
       | subject after the Gregorian leap.
       | 
       | From Hervey's Book of Christmas (
       | https://www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/42622/pg42622-images.ht...
       | ):
       | 
       | > In various parts of England, bees are popularly said to express
       | their veneration for the Nativity by "singing," as it is called,
       | in their hives at midnight, upon Christmas Eve: and in some
       | places, particularly in Derbyshire, it is asserted that the
       | watcher may hear the ringing of subterranean bells....
       | 
       | > We must not omit to mention that these supposed natural
       | testimonies to the triumph of the time have been in some places
       | used as means of divination on a very curious question. _The
       | change of style introduced into our calendars nearly a century
       | ago, and by which Christmas Day was displaced from its ancient
       | position therein, gave great dissatisfaction on many accounts,
       | and on none more than that of its interference with this ancient
       | festival._ The fifth and sixth of January continued long to be
       | observed as the true anniversary of the Nativity and its vigil;
       | and the kneeling of the cattle, the humming of the bees, and the
       | ringing of subterranean bells, were anxiously watched for
       | authentications on this subject.
        
       | kuhewa wrote:
       | Can someone help me with how the words are pronounced for DEER
       | and CHOIR to rhyme
        
         | shaftoe wrote:
         | Both rhymed with the modern word TIER.
         | 
         | Choir would have sounded similar to queer.
         | 
         | Remember this is from middle English before the vowel shift.
        
       | darkwater wrote:
       | Blood and good rhymed at some point! Holy shit, maybe English
       | pronunciation wasn't always so broken, then!
        
       | alfl wrote:
       | Christmas is celebrated as Christ's birthday because 8 days later
       | is New Year's. This was set so that each year starts with a
       | spiritual circumcision to consecrate it in Jewish law, and to
       | "embrace and extend" existing pagan festivals. Source: Butler's
       | Lives of Saints, summarizing the commentaries of the Church
       | Fathers.
       | 
       | This is not a tautology.
        
         | yucky wrote:
         | And the reason for this is because Vitamin K (a major clotting
         | agent) is at its highest levels in humans around the 8th day of
         | their life. Ancient societies didn't know what Vitamin K was,
         | but through trial and error they no doubt discovered that the
         | best day to circumcise a child was therefore on the 8th day of
         | their life.
         | 
         | Since circumcision represents "a new beginning, a new covenant"
         | it made sense for this to begin the New Year. Or conversely,
         | counting back from January 1st it would make sense to have
         | Jesus being born on December 25th.
        
       | fsckboy wrote:
       | He's just parsing the whole thing wrong.
       | 
       | It's a pretty standard rhetorical device in everyday speech.
       | Consider Passover, "why is this night different?" The answer is
       | not "because it's Passover". Your attention is being directed to
       | why the night is different, why is it remembered, what does it
       | commemorate, or why is it commemorated?
       | 
       | The birth of Jesus, death, and resurrection are meaningful events
       | at the core of Christianity, that's why they get holidays. Let me
       | direct your attention to what happened on Christmas and why we
       | celebrate it, Jesus was born. It's just not a strange
       | construction in English or any language. Even if it was called
       | Jesus's Birthday, what happened on that day? The Son of God was
       | born.
       | 
       | What happend on your birthday? Well, N years ago, you came out of
       | mommy's tummy. I'm sure virtually every parent has said that to
       | their child at some point. Only the autistic kids said "that's a
       | tautology" (I can say that, I'm autistic)
        
         | vlunkr wrote:
         | Yeah maybe the point of the post is to be snarky and pedantic,
         | but it seems like it's deliberately missing the point.
        
       | denton-scratch wrote:
       | The criticism of the rhymes sounds off to me. I don't
       | particularly like perfect rhymes. Author suggests that these
       | rhymes might have been "perfect" in Middle English; I have no
       | idea. But I like rhymes that are a bit wonky, because they
       | reflect ancient pronunciations or local dialects or whatever.
       | 
       | Wonky rhymes feel more "real" to me.
        
       | tragomaskhalos wrote:
       | I'm charmed by the suggestion that these lyricists of yore would
       | have rejected any words that were trite and obvious; after all,
       | these are hardly constraints on their fellows today, as listening
       | to much modern music for five minutes will confirm.
        
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