[HN Gopher] A Christmas tree bauble that plays Doom
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       A Christmas tree bauble that plays Doom
        
       Author : distcs
       Score  : 237 points
       Date   : 2022-12-08 12:30 UTC (10 hours ago)
        
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       | crecker wrote:
        
         | akie wrote:
         | I'm sorry your version didn't get any votes or comments. Best
         | time to post on HN is around (say) 15:00 CET, so that Europeans
         | will see it in the afternoon and Americans can see it with
         | their morning coffee.
        
           | trymas wrote:
           | Original comment author posted this around that time. I would
           | be surprised that if being late by 1-2h makes post's success
           | so much worse?
           | 
           | EDIT: On similar note - I wonder how HN's duplicate post
           | detection works? If post does not reach some amount of
           | upvotes, then it does not count in the duplicate index?
        
       | animitronix wrote:
       | Take my money!!
        
       | duneisagoodbook wrote:
       | Do we know what the minimum physical size is to run doom these
       | days?
        
       | hef19898 wrote:
       | If there ever was a Christmas game, it is Doom!
        
         | kridsdale1 wrote:
         | IIRC there was a WAD file that added Santa hats to all the
         | enemies. Probably had festive weapons too. It's been 25+ years.
        
         | zoomablemind wrote:
         | Not that far away from the TV commercials of some major
         | hardware store running in this season and advertizing chain-
         | saws, drills, and lawn-mowers nicely wrapped under the Xmas
         | tree...
        
       | northerdome wrote:
       | A very foone Christmas!
        
       | pitched wrote:
       | If anyone else is curious what's inside... Article says this is a
       | Game Boy Advance port running on an ESP32 dev kit with an
       | upgraded flash chip. Speaker is connected to a GPIO and display
       | is using the serial line.
        
       | bombcar wrote:
       | The impressiveness of this overcomes the disappointment that it
       | wasn't some actual mass-produced ornament that happened to have a
       | CPU powerful enough to run Doom ;)
        
         | tunnuz wrote:
         | My thoughts exactly
        
         | joshspankit wrote:
         | Sounds like it's time for a kickstarter
        
           | yreg wrote:
           | Well, no. bombcar wants it to be a hack on a device that has
           | a different purpose intended by its makers.
        
             | bombcar wrote:
             | Yeah, I'd love the little ornament as is and would probably
             | buy one, but the best "it runs Doom" are when it's run on
             | something clearly not designed for it (a printer, etc).
        
         | mc32 wrote:
         | Reminds me of the Tinycircuits that have been posted here
         | before: https://tinycircuits.com/
        
           | waltbosz wrote:
           | Does anyone have experience with Tinycircuits products? My
           | 9-year-old daughter wants the TV and arcade for Christmas.
           | 
           | How hackable are they? I'm afraid it's just going to become a
           | toy she plays with for a day and gets bored.
           | 
           | ...
           | 
           | Oh, also since this is a Doom post, I'll selfishly mention
           | that I always wish these ported-Doom-to-hardward-x projects
           | would demo using the Ultimate Simpsons Doom 2 mod that I
           | helped publish.
           | https://doom.fandom.com/wiki/Ultimate_Simpsons_Doom
        
       | Yahivin wrote:
       | Ok, now network them.
        
         | periheli0n wrote:
         | And upgrade to Duke Nukem.
        
         | aspectmin wrote:
         | This!
        
       | rcarmo wrote:
        
         | jjordan wrote:
         | A lot of it is dumb luck. HN gets a lot of posts, most which
         | see little to no activity. A few early upvotes seem to make all
         | the difference in what eventually surfaces and what doesn't.
        
       | Razengan wrote:
       | At this point it's easier to just say what doesn't play Doom.
        
         | ok_dad wrote:
         | Seeing as how it runs on a pregnancy test [0], I believe this
         | is that list:
         | 
         | * ...
         | 
         | [0]: https://twitter.com/foone/status/1302820468819288066 (This
         | original was well below the fold on Google, shame on them.)
        
           | detaro wrote:
           | ... that's an new display stuffed in the shell of a pregnancy
           | test, running the game on an external processor:
           | https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1302453805057896448
        
       | yreg wrote:
       | This is unreasonably cute.
        
       | ChrisArchitect wrote:
        
         | barbazoo wrote:
         | Because not everyone sees the same posts. So I'm happy this
         | came up again.
        
       | huhtenberg wrote:
       | I am a simple man. I see a Doom port - I upvote it.
        
         | kennyadam wrote:
         | Nice reddit-tier comment - couldn't think of a pun too?
        
           | huhtenberg wrote:
           | I always assumed this format was a derivative of Churchil's
           | saying ("I am a man of simple tastes easily satisfied with
           | the best"). Looked it up and apparently it has a distinct
           | source of its own.
        
           | aidenn0 wrote:
           | Those who do not study the reddit comment section are Doomed
           | to repeat it?
        
           | Quinner wrote:
           | Bah, humbug.
        
       | Freak_NL wrote:
       | As a fellow Dutchman I hate how it takes literally just two
       | seconds to hear that the author is Dutch as well just by the
       | accent nearly all of us English speaking Dutch suffer from
       | (conversely he could do the same with my pronunciation of
       | English).
       | 
       | It's like a national shibboleth as impossible to get rid of as
       | herpes.
        
         | periheli0n wrote:
         | Don't be so hard on him (and your fellow compatriotes). His
         | english is perfectly fine.
         | 
         | Wouldn't it be weirder if he had no perceptible accent
         | whatsoever?
         | 
         | I find it quite refreshing to be able to tell where someone is
         | from, judging from their accent alone. When I was a kid,
         | growing up in a rather rural area, I could tell with an
         | accuracy of about 20km which area around my hometown someone I
         | just met was from, just from by the fine differences in their
         | accent. But in fact very few people like being identified like
         | that.
         | 
         | I get it, breach of privacy and all that... but on the other
         | hand, is it so bad to know where someone is from, when having a
         | conversation with them
         | 
         | The real problem is of course the biases in people's head...
         | "dutch people are such and such", and so on. I say we should
         | fight the biases, not the fact that one's geographical origin
         | can be guessed.
        
         | prmoustache wrote:
         | Could be worse, you could be french.
        
       | bobsmooth wrote:
       | The only thing more impressive than Doom being run on everything
       | is how increasingly tiny the computer you need to do is.
        
         | leeoniya wrote:
         | does anyone make Doomagachis?
        
           | lostgame wrote:
           | Oh; no, I forgot to feed my demon enough souls, and it died.
           | :(
        
         | nine_k wrote:
         | Ironically, the original IBM PC was of course completely
         | incapable of running Doom. You needed an AT with at least a
         | 386, and preferably a 486.
        
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