[HN Gopher] Eierlegende Wollmilchsau (2011)
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       Eierlegende Wollmilchsau (2011)
        
       Author : Tomte
       Score  : 66 points
       Date   : 2022-10-07 18:42 UTC (2 days ago)
        
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       | microtherion wrote:
       | Occasionally this is also encountered as an acronym. Some
       | colleagues of mine christened an ASIC whose requirements kept
       | growing EWOMIS: http://asic.ethz.ch/1991/Ewomis.html
       | 
       | And I suspect it's not a coincidence that there is a German
       | company named EWOMIS as well: http://ewomis.com
        
       | m4lvin wrote:
       | Is "sow" really a word for pig? Or did they just want something
       | that sounds like the German "Sau"?
       | 
       | Also, when print-scan-copy-all-in-one devices were a new thing, I
       | liked to call them Eierlegende Wollmilchsau. Any other devices
       | that come to mind?
        
         | WesolyKubeczek wrote:
         | It's quite a cromulent word for a female pig.
        
         | lqet wrote:
         | A sow is a female pig. It has exactly the same meaning as "Sau"
         | in German, and even sounds the same. "Pig" is "Schwein" in
         | German.
         | 
         | https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig
        
           | netsharc wrote:
           | And Schwein is probably where the word swine comes from.
        
         | kuramitropolis wrote:
         | Is "pork"? There's a layer of English that has decidedly
         | Germanic origins; see also "legal doublets".
        
           | fifticon wrote:
           | porc is french, generally english meat animals turn french
           | when you kill them to eat them - no joke.
        
             | wolfi1 wrote:
             | we were told in class that the meat is called what the
             | nobility called it and the nobility spoke french
        
       | nonrandomstring wrote:
       | There's some awesome pictures of this beast around if you do an
       | image search. I wonder what AI art prompts would dream up?
       | 
       | It's a common insult in engineering to mean "feature creep". As
       | software, for me it's those web "Portals" (filled with images of
       | grinning beautiful people holding laptops) that universities or
       | giant organisations build to pull together everything, HR,
       | payroll, phone-book, marketing, the CEO's blog... all into one
       | unholy dysfunctional tangle that prevents you from finding
       | anything (and expose the org to much higher cyber-risk).
       | 
       | Closer to home, isn't that just what the "smartphone" is? A
       | single point of omnifunctional convergence that, if it dies,
       | leaves you cold and hungry? I'd rather have a whole farmyard of
       | squawking and squealing any day.
        
         | [deleted]
        
       | ur-whale wrote:
       | > Eierlegende Wollmilchsau
       | 
       | Funny,when I first read this, I thought they had found a new
       | nickname for their government.
        
         | DocTomoe wrote:
         | Nah, the eierlegende Wollmilchsau is good for everything, but
         | unattainable. Our government is good for nothing, but we can't
         | get rid of it. So ... it's the exact opposite.
        
         | treffer wrote:
         | That would,imply outcomes on all dimensions....
        
       | amelius wrote:
       | A new name for the 10x developer.
        
         | rurban wrote:
         | Not at all. It was originally referring to C++ ("Sorry, cannot
         | say no"), then to the design by committee of Perl6, now renamed
         | to Raku, the Japanese translation of "Eierlegende
         | Wollmilchsau". https://imgur.io/xtddi16
        
           | lizmat wrote:
           | Please Reini, stop being funny like this. It does not become
           | you.
           | 
           | To everybody else: if you would like to see what the Raku
           | Programming Language is about, check out an introduction
           | https://raku.guide , or check out the weekly blog
           | https://rakudoweekly.blog
        
         | throw827474737 wrote:
         | Not at all.
        
           | amelius wrote:
           | > The Eierlegende Wollmilchsau is a single tool or a person
           | that attempts to do the work of many, like a jack of all
           | trades or the literal egg-laying wool-milk-sow. Needless to
           | say, finding such a versatile tool or person is almost as
           | hard as finding the mythical creature.
           | 
           | You say this description doesn't come close?
        
             | flohofwoe wrote:
             | It doesn't really carry the mainly negative meaning of the
             | word. E.g. trying to do too many things, but everything is
             | half-assed.
        
       | flohofwoe wrote:
       | "Eierlegende Wollmilchsau" doesn't really have the positive
       | connotation of an "unachievable ideal", but instead that it is a
       | dumb idea in the first place trying to cram too many features
       | into a product.
        
         | lytefm wrote:
         | Fun fact: A Scrum poker set that's commonly used in Germany
         | uses it as an image corresponding to "infinity" in terms of
         | story points or hours.
         | 
         | It also has a question mark with a train station on it, since
         | "I just understand only train station" means "I have no clue
         | what you're talking about".
        
         | mywaifuismeta wrote:
         | This. I wonder how this site can get it so wrong and I hope
         | this wrong interpretation doesn't spread. As a native German
         | speaker, "Eierlegende Wollmilchsau" has a clear negative
         | connotation, not a positive one, and means feature bloat.
        
           | seedie wrote:
           | I don't see the negative connotation in "Eierlegende
           | Wollmilchsau". It's more a "It has so many features and is
           | the nonplusultra so it just can't be real"
           | 
           | Maybe it is understood differently depending on the part of
           | germany you're from.
        
             | flohofwoe wrote:
             | I suspect the divide is more between product managers and
             | developers ;)
        
           | FabHK wrote:
           | "This site" is the blog of the German Embassy in Washington.
           | They know what the word means, even if they might have given
           | insufficient emphasis to the negative connotation.
        
             | nerdponx wrote:
             | Meanwhile perhaps they don't realize what "wet dream" means
             | in English.
        
               | wolfi1 wrote:
               | I guess they do. After all, in German it's the same
               | phrase
        
         | sdrothrock wrote:
         | The first thing that came to mind was The Homer:
         | https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/The_Homer
        
           | Tomte wrote:
           | That's probably more of a Fliewatuut: https://en.m.wikipedia.
           | org/wiki/Robbi,_Tobbi_und_das_Fliewat...
        
         | atoav wrote:
         | Well it has a certain kind of utopian ring to it. But my guess
         | (as a German native speaker) would be that if you were to ask
         | ten Germans whether the word was meant positive, negative or
         | neutral, the needle would not swing as _decisively_ into
         | negative direction as some here claim.
         | 
         | It is very typical for example to read: "Die Eierlegende
         | Wollmilchsau!" as the title line of a clearly _positive_ review
         | of some sort of technological product sold online. I have
         | _never_ once seen it used in a negative way in such a review,
         | even though it certainly has the aforementioned  "wet dream"
         | aspect to it.
        
           | dividedbyzero wrote:
           | To expand on that, I'd say it's a thing that does everything
           | and depending on context, that's a good thing because the
           | compromises and the intended use work out (e.g. Swiss army
           | knives) or a bad thing because they result in a product that
           | sucks at everything (e.g. Jira).
        
         | zeitlupe wrote:
         | To me this also misses the point. An eierlegende Wollmilchsau
         | in my book represents a non-existent solution to every single
         | problem in a context (or at least too many problems) at the
         | same time. The whole point is that there is no such animal, and
         | this should indirectly indicate that the author thinks this
         | sought solution does not exist - not that it just has not been
         | found yet but that such a solution is impossible, maybe even
         | absurd.
        
       | rzzzt wrote:
       | Eclipse Installer lists a product with the same name; it installs
       | a "kitchen sink" version of the IDE, mostly as an academic
       | exercise to demonstrate the installer's capabilities and see how
       | well components come along: https://www.eclipse.org/lists/cross-
       | project-issues-dev/msg12...
        
       | EleanorKonik wrote:
       | Sounds a bit like the Shmoo, of Shmoocon fame.
       | 
       | > Are you familiar with The Shmoo, Mr. Fisher? Comic strip I
       | liked as a boy. The Shmoo was a loveable creature, really. Laid
       | eggs, gave milk... ...and died of sheer ecstasy when looked at
       | with hunger. The Shmoo loved to be eaten. It could taste like any
       | food you desire. Shmoo hide cut thin made fine leather. Even
       | Shmoo whiskers made excellent toothpicks.
       | 
       | > In essence, The Shmoo supplied all of the world's wants. I only
       | bring up the case of The Shmoo because of its relevance to you
       | and the reason you were brought here.
       | 
       | (via Lucky Number Slevin, which is a vastly underrated movie IMO)
        
       | FabHK wrote:
       | BTW, this came up on Daring Fireball recently regarding Elon
       | Musk's "X" app...
       | 
       | https://daringfireball.net/linked/2022/10/07/eierlegende-wol...
        
       | teddyh wrote:
       | So essentially a Shmoo.
        
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