[HN Gopher] 'The Rings of Power' Has Inexplicably Terrible Writing
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       'The Rings of Power' Has Inexplicably Terrible Writing
        
       Author : BerislavLopac
       Score  : 12 points
       Date   : 2022-09-18 21:23 UTC (1 hours ago)
        
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       | smoldesu wrote:
       | This is something I was blown away by too; for a 750 million
       | dollar show, there sure are a lot of scenes where nothing
       | happens.
       | 
       | By far, my favorite example is the scene where Elrond challenges
       | a mountain dwarf to a rock-splitting competition. As viewers
       | (even ones unfamiliar with LOTR), we know the outcome of this
       | contest. The only thing they need to show us are these two
       | characters after the competition, breaking down their
       | relationships as begrudging friends. Instead, we spend more than
       | a minute-and-a-half watching a rock splitting montage. Completely
       | pointless from a storyboarding and writing perspective,
       | especially considering that the outcome doesn't circumvent our
       | expectations.
       | 
       | My second favorite example is even dumber; the third episode has
       | another pointless 90-second scene of Galadriel riding a horse and
       | smiling in slow-motion. I'm not joking, the entire scene looks
       | like one of those HDR demo shots you'd see on a TV at Best Buy.
       | 
       | The show is genuinely difficult to watch, but don't take my word
       | for it. Watch the first episode for yourself and take a shot
       | every time you audibly sigh, you'll never want to watch an Amazon
       | original again.
       | 
       | Edit: links to both scenes below
       | 
       | - Elrond & Durin: https://youtu.be/KT6ldSEVHCU
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       | - Galadriel Riding: https://youtu.be/4ZqMRAb3zKk
        
         | zimpenfish wrote:
         | > there sure are a lot of scenes where nothing happens.
         | 
         | "Look, we spent a lot of money on this filming and you will
         | damn well sit through them!"
         | 
         | (see also Thor: Love and Thunder for another thing that needed
         | a stronger edit but presumably didn't for the same reason.)
        
         | iLoveOncall wrote:
         | It's not a movie, it's a TV show that will have a run time of
         | ~40 hours.
         | 
         | The scenes where no story development happen also serve a
         | purpose: allowing the viewer to not be drowned in over-
         | information.
         | 
         | The show is easy to follow because of that reason, even for
         | someone who hasn't watched anything LOTR related before.
         | 
         | All the comments about the development being too slow or some
         | scenes being just for spectacle are nonsensical. The ones
         | mentioning the budget as if it had been allocated to the first
         | 4 episodes are even worse.
        
           | smoldesu wrote:
           | > It's not a movie, it's a TV show that will have a run time
           | of ~40 hours.
           | 
           | Game of Thrones is 70+ hours start-to-finish, that wasn't an
           | excuse to slow the pacing down or write impotent dialogue. It
           | knows how to direct characters, and the showrunners
           | understand that 60 seconds of horse riding doesn't make good
           | television. Allegory is used sparingly, and the world is
           | fleshed out through it's characters rather than CGI
           | environments. It leads to a story that can be followed by
           | bookworms and football dads alike.
           | 
           | The Rings of Power doesn't build it's world in the same way.
           | Instead we're whisked away to exotic locations that most
           | viewers are unfamiliar with, and the following scenes do
           | nothing to really characterize the world these characters
           | inhabit. It's like the writing team and art directors never
           | met to share notes. I'd argue that this lack of cohesion
           | makes it decidedly harder to follow than other contemporary
           | fantasy shows.
           | 
           | > The ones mentioning the budget as if it had been allocated
           | to the first 4 episodes are even worse.
           | 
           | Okay, I'll be generous then. Why can't $125 million dollars
           | buy better writers?
        
       | fullsend wrote:
       | The executives and producers. There's a fascinating leaked email
       | thread from Marvel where a couple random execs are hyping up each
       | other's terrible ideas, saying they could kill off characters and
       | reboot Iron Man and other self-indulgent nonsense. Then Kevin
       | Feige, all hail and hallowed be his name, joins the thread with a
       | simple sentence - "We don't need to reboot, we can make infinite
       | stories in these universes." With a stroke of the keyboard he
       | stopped that garbage in its tracks.
       | 
       | There's also a great speech by Kevin Smith where he describes
       | being hired to write Superman and he goes to the producer's house
       | to read the script. The guy is coked out, ranting about how there
       | needs to be action every 10 pages in the script or the audience
       | will get bored. He's talking about spiders and says the main
       | villain should be one. Then Smith says Superman's kryptonian
       | name, "Kel'al" or whatever, and the guy is like, who?
       | 
       | That's the people making these calls sometimes. Most companies do
       | not have a Kevin Feige.
       | 
       | Amazon especially is going to be an overly cautious and
       | bureaucratic behemoth. Inexperienced as a whole despite whoever
       | they hired. Meanwhile HBO just bought a Channel 5 documentary
       | produced by Tim and Eric and A24 with total creative freedom.
       | Risky. That's the difference between shills and artists.
        
       | hindsightbias wrote:
       | The Pitch Meeting channel has saved me so much money since covid
       | started.
        
       | bbstats wrote:
       | I think it works for the most part. Also it's $750MM for 5
       | seasons...
        
         | p0nce wrote:
         | Agreed. This show is incredibly good.
        
         | NomDePlum wrote:
         | I'm enjoying it too.
         | 
         | I read all of Tolkien's books I could get my hands on as a
         | teenager. That was decades ago but for whatever reason the show
         | so far has reminded me of the books far more than LOTR and
         | Hobbit movies ever did.
        
       | oifjsidjf wrote:
       | 750M$ dollars and the best they can come up with is Teenage Ninja
       | Mutant Turtles cringe fight scene choreography.
       | 
       | Also those "sad dramatic slow motion death scenes" of those elf
       | character dying were peak stupidity: we don't even care about
       | them since they had 30 seconds of screen time and you give us
       | slow motion sad dramatic scenes as if Frodo himself would deserve
       | on his hypotethical death...
        
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